Just cut out a lipoma out of my left forearm single handed.

Where's your timestamp?

video or it didn't happen faggot

How the fuck can people go blind from invisible light?

w h y w o u l d y o u d o t h a t a n d t i m e s t a m p f a g g o t

>>743219956
>>743219968
>>743220030
this

>>743219898
did u cum?

I popped one behind my ear and squeezed it like a zit.

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>>743219898

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>>743219898
Do you like...

What are them tbh i heard about them but i have no clue

>>743220026
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it won't cook your fucking eyes


Like if you put them in a microwave

You can't fucking see microwaves but they will funk you up

>>743220304
Pretty much what it says on the tin, a tumor made of fat. Ugly as fuck, completely benign.

Time stamp and also if trips fry it up and eat it.

>>743220430

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Is it really so hard to believe?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>743220430

this

>>743220304
Off the top of my head I think it's a collection of fat that for some reason just accumulates in a lump
Here's a fuckhuge one https://youtu.be/OKus5MjHc5k

Will you enjoy cancer?

>>743220566
holy shit you're alpha

It reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7WW-AsiBoE

>>743220430
Rolling for this

>>743220566
I work in a hospital and see blood all the time. That shit is fake. Show the wound.

Did you use any kind of numbing or did you just dig the fucker out like a scarab in The Mummy?

You are a medic or have medicine knowledge? Why do you have a scalpel if not?

>>743219898
WHY though?

>>743220566
Cook it and eat it. Microwave it if using a stove is an issue for your dumb brain. Seriously make an omelet in a cup or something. Trips demand it

>>743220716
He has already do it, stupid bitch

dank

>>743220830
Rol

>>743220830
Rolll

>>743220830
Trips demand it

>>743220830
roll

>>743220830
This

>>743220985
Roll

>>743220830
rollnaldo

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>>743220719

Op here. I used 4% lidocaine cream, but I still felt the cut. Beer helped.

>>743219898


haha. this is why I laugh when americans insult canada. what would that cost to get done in america, like 1200$ maybe??? in canada where we can go to the doctor for free we aren't forced to give ourselves surgery that will probably lead to a future infection.

>>743220830
Rollio

>>743220566
That's fuckin gnarly.
I bet it would feel really satisfying to slice into that bad boy with the scalpel. (after it's been removed, of course)

>>743220830
rolan

>>743220830
Rawl

>>743220830
Get

>>743220834
Its fake blood retard. I see that shit every day on paper towels. Blood doesnt dry like that.

>>743220566
alright, so

>you obviously are some medfag formed to surgery, but still asking if so
>what did you use as anesthetic
>did you ever performed a lipoma removal
>do you often do surgical operations in your house?

I guess sometimes when you're upset enough you'll just cut a benign lump of fat out of your arm like a goddamned savage monster.

>>743221025
Why you cut it yourself instead of go to a hospital?

Does it smell weird? Is it rubbery to the touch?

Hope you sterilised inside the wound op, you need to cover it with something better imo.

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>>743220830
rollerino

>>743220830
checkem

>>743220830
>>743221025

>>743221111
quads tells the truth

>>743220746
No medical knowledge. Just some internet research. Apparently, everyone on youtube is doing it.

>>743220803

It was very unsightly.

>>743221111
I don't know, I've bled blood that bright before.

>>743220830
Trips

>>743220681
he did that in the bath tub? is he a retard?

>>743220830
rolololo

>>743220830
Get son

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>>743219898
Looks really red for a lipoma OP, should be seeing orange/yellow colouring on that mass

>>743220566
>that red marker
Hide it next time so people will believe you, faggot.

>>743221252
Jesus fuck, OP. Holy hell, post a timestamp when you get an infection.

>>743221112


lmfao this comment is so cringe.
> "you obivously are some medfag formed to surgery"

no dumbass he is just a broke sociopath with shitty health coverage cause thats MERICA

>>743220566

Clearly a fucking reddish marker right over there.

>>743220716
You can't really be this retarded, can you?

Trips and you wrap it in bread and toast it, then eat it. Don't be a bitch, pussy.

>>743221130
Middle class in NY. Not fucking paying 1.5k bucks for this shit.

>>743221393
Roll

>>743220566
thats not a lipoma
source:
im a surgeon

>>743220830
Rolling

>>743221130

He's American. Removal of that would've cost at least $134,000

>>743221323
It's a milwaukee tools marker it is most definitely black

>>743219898

Fake as shit. Went to the hospital, got something cut/removed, painted everything in a magenta-ish marker, because blood is not any of that fucking color, and that is not a lipoma.

Also
>>743220566

>Capital B /b/

Kill you are self, OP.

>>743221381
The cap is what color the marker is.

>>743221509
sebaceous cyst?

>>743220573
American or european

so did OP just cut out a piece of cancer

>>743221323
>>743221381
cap is black, indicating a black ink pen, such as i dunno the ink on the time stamp?

>>743221039
Yea and you would literally all fucking day there. The speed and quality of Canadian health care is atrocious. You get what you pay for( or don't pay for)

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isnt obamacare forced on you tards so you dont have to deal with this shit

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>>743220830
Trips go

>>743220200
same it was the grossest coolest thing ive ever done hurt like a bitch too

>>743221665
This anon isn't wrong. Several hours just to make it into the part of the hospital where you can even hope to get checked for whatever it is you're in for, then several more hours just to get looked at by a doctor.

>>743221665
You'd have a scheduled app for a surgery. So no, you wouldn't be there all day. That's only the ER.

>>743221743
doesnt mean fuck all

>>743221509
what is it then ?

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>>743221509

Op here. It is. I had it examined by multiple dermatologists.

>>743221558
Right you are.

>>743221326
I took precautions. This wasn't a random whim.

>>743221156
Really rubbery. I got cold really quick. No strange smell.

>>743220566
god fucking damn hell yeah OP
rest up and enjoy not having to go see Dr. Shekelberg

Prove that the marker is black.

Fuck the hole.

>>743221978
how much did this cost you?

>>743221978
I don't know how much confidence I can put behind self-surgery and youtube videos.

>>743220602
that'll leave a nasty fucking scar

can't they do it internally?

>>743221039
>free

>>743221790
>In US
>Do ghetto home surgery or go bankrupt unless you're rich, in which case you'll be done within a few hours
>In Canada
>Wait a few hours longer because your condition isn't an emergency, then get taken care of for free (even the tax increase is much less than you'd be paying in the US)

The difference is that Canada doesn't have tens of thousands of people die every year because they couldn't afford BASIC healthcare. I'm talking antibiotics, not heart transplants. You're a borderline third world country.

>>743220120
this

>>743221111
This fucking piece of shit. Don't you see the cut in the first picture, also there's blood all over the place. The color match by the surface that drains it.
For the last >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So, shut up fucking useless nigga

>>743222270
Probably not with steristrips

Stitches are what actually forces unnatural, irregular healing lines

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>>743222548
yeah but im not a fucking socialist you leaf.

>>743221025
What did you do with excess skin? Cut off or flopping around

are u dead?

>>743222548
You're right, Canada doesn't have tens fo thousands of people die every year because they couldn't even access even the most basic healthcare options, like a prescription for an infection. But my condition was an emergency. The hospital was just one of the few in the area, and it was jammed packed full of people trying to get in by way of ER for things that weren't an emergency.

I almost lost an organ because of the wait time. I'd say there wasn't enough staff to deal with the influx of people waiting to be seen.

Eat it

>>743222838
You forgot the last item in your picture: Yo Momma

>>743222838
>If I say it enough it will suddenly become true
I just showed you a very clear cut example of socialism working. Keep plugging your ears though, if that makes you feel better.

>>743220566
>steri strip
>bandages
>swab with iodine
>scalpel

checks out

>>743219898
That's not a lipoma. Could be a hirbernoma. Go get checked retard.

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>>743222878
There was excess fat (the stem), but really hard to cut with 1 hand, so i kinda left it flopping under the skin.

I did this myself to remove one about half that size from my nutsack. didn't hurt as much as I thought it would I used a #11 but up used a #15

>>743223135
Look into the problems with Canada's health care. It's not as good as you think it is, Socialist faggot.

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>>743223052
Yo Mama is a Japanese doctor?

>>743219898
you should get on Ancef 2mg ASAP
trust me i am a medfag

>>743223498
its not perfect but sick people get help when they need it even if they cant afford it.

I'd rather have substandard healthcare than none

>>743223498
"Look into it" means "I can't back up my argument, please go do it for me". Corpratist faggot.

>>743223595
Its the same way here, retard. The only difference is the tax payers have to pay for these people with no insurance. Anyone can get help. It obviously sucks and is over priced but you're acting like people just die here if they don't have money. Which is completely false.

>>743223543
You need a patient history to prescribe(or suggest in this case) anything. This guy might be allergic to cephalosporin. If you are a medfag, tell him to go see a medfag like a normal person would do.

One handed. Yikes.

yeah america and the health insurance ridiculous

>>743223683
Corporatists because I don't want my government to force me to pay for other peoples problems? Lol keep boot licking, statist. I told you to look into it because I could waste time giving you stats and articles all night and you won't look into it because you're a braindead, jobless, teen who thinks he has the world figured out.

did you try and maintain a sterile field? with a lipoma, theres no infectious process. make sure you keep that wound clean and put some neosporin on it. if it gets red or angry, you need some antibiotics.

>>743223866
If anything, just take a 10 day course of Keflex.

>>743223412

it's clearly a rat brain

checkmate, op

Good job dude. I have respect for a man willing to operate on himself.

>>743221978

>Dermatologist
>Doctor

Choose one and only one.

>>743224100
>I don't want to pay for other people's problems
How the fuck do you think insurance works you moron. Do you think they agree to help you out of the kindness of their hearts? No, when you get sick the other people under your provider pay for you. The only difference is that a state funded system removes the 20% profit margin (self admitted by health industry lobbyists) and provides healthcare to everyone equally, regardless of class.
You're just a corpratist bootlicker with a hard-on for big business. You've fallen for their propaganda. They're fucking you in the ass and you're fighting for their right to do so. Pathetic.

>>743224250
>>743223543
paranoia, there were betadyne swabs and a disposable scalpel.

OP was safe and sterile. He'll be fine.

>>743220830
Rollerino

>>743221039
Uh. Canada does suck. A country that teaches it's inhabitants that the native population is genetically inferior. So they don't feel bad treating them in inhuman ways. And they buy it, because it says so in print. Canadians still believe it with no real basis outside of post genocide alcoholism. Fucking heresy of humanity. Whole bass ackwards country.

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>>743219898
Juicy pussy, you made my day a bit brighter

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>>743219898
I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

>>743224762
Kek. I'm sure it made it easier. But it doesn't make it true. Not that giving a fuck changes anything.

>>743224762
people always say this to me
i say to them "live on the north side of edmonton or go to winnipeg, you will understand"
theyre fucking degenerates that only acceptable on a case by case basis, metis are most of them.

now it will grow back even bigger

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>>743224851

>>743220200
>>743221780
Not a lipoma.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipoma

>>743224851
He paid for his son, to get away with murder. Money is power. Fame doubly so. Ham fisted.

>>743220566
Medfag here. Legit technique. You use local?

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>>743225067
Yes

>>743224933
Agreed. Fucking shame though. Why we dump meth and crack on em.

>>743225153
Rape and kill 2/3 of your population and see how upstanding you end up. That's the truth of it.

>>743224636
>implying government isn't big business
I pay a health insurance company because they provide a service I want and I CHOOSE to. To help ME. I don't think paying for my insurance AND government taxes on top of that to help the low lives with no insurance. Are you actually that retarded to think thats not how it should be?

That's a hibernoma. Just saying.

>>743224762

Obviously you've never lived/ stayed in Canada long enough to have had to deal with those fucking people. Don't get me wrong, I give everyone a fair shake and I've met some really cool indians. Those cool indians are an exception.

>>743225066

Doc said it probably was, What came out looked like fat.

I had another one excised by a doctor who said they often show up in multiples.

>>743225100
see
>>743221025

>>743221039
actually, a family doc can do it in the office for ~$250. Usually lipoma removal isn't even performed in Canada because they are cosmetic only unless causing nerve compression.

>>743219898
I hope you sterilized the shit out of everything, including your hands, the utility knife, the wound, inside and out. It would have undoubtably been the worst part pouring rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide into the would. Also it would be smart to take a round of antibiotics as it heals up.

A cut that deep getting infected might mean the loss of your fucking arm.

>>743224851
wait who hacked off the arms and why? I don't get it

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>>743221323

>>743225337
It's a fatty benign tumor, does it really matter if its brown or white? Are you that much of a racist?

>>743225415
Without using a needle you'd def feel the cut. 4% lido will take the edge off, won't stop the sharp pain though. Fortunately yours popped right out. I have a few, they can be connected to tendons and shit. You're a bit lucky.

I hope you prepped the entire area around the incision. If any redness go get antibiotic, say you got a cold.

Good job OP, I know some surgeons who would have done worst while still expecting to be payed.

Still, living in an evil socialist country where I could deal with this shit in 3 hours I cannot help to ask: was this really necessary? Why do you still live in that bunghole who piles up people in queue for a 0 risk operation like that?

>>743219898
Another triumph of the american medial system.

>>743225719
The VC, It's a quote from Apocalypse Now.

>>743219898
What in the fuck is with that steristrip placement, you degenerate piece of shit

>>743225757
Once got called a racist for saying diseases do discriminate. PC has gone too far.

What exactly gave you the motivation to do this yourself?

>>743224851
The horror. The horror....

>>743225787
You guys get antibiotics just for having a cold?
jesus christ no wonder MDROs is becoming a thing