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What are the neet jobs to make hella money, like at least 200k

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What are the neet jobs to make hella money, like at least 200k a year? Even the scum tricks scam and crap peasants?
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wash cars like ishtaq n friends..make mucho dineros
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>>743184000
Did they just get sloppy with the paint on the right hand side?
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>>743184000
Your eagerness to be a scumbag is basically the reason you have no currency, fagface
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>>743184161

prolly in a hurry, whores charge by the hour
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Airline pilot
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Sell your boipussy.
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Investment banking. General Ponzi scheme is a great scumbag start. Fake some credentials, bilk some old people out of their retirement, then start a dodgy hedge fund and use the investments you get from others to pay off the return you promise your previous clients. Then, just pocket it all and biggity-bounce to some county with poor extradition, use the embezzled money to set up a trust fund of your own and boom, rich.
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>>743184000
Is there really any way to make quick bucks other than renting your body or flipping burgers at McGregors?
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>>743184456
how do this

not op
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>>743184701
Fucking How? Wanna hire me as your assistant or wanna start a biz together?
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>>743184000
become a trans stripper (if you have a huge cock)
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>>743184809
Make a account in camwhore sites and link your bank account with it. Or go straight to any street corner
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>>743184000
i really need some few bucks rn, ill appreciate it if any one of you can borrow me that
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>>743184318
Cost 75,000 to get all your certifications and 50,000+ for a bachelors.

Plus the fact you need a shit ton of flight hours before you can land a job that pays 6 figures.
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>>743184000
>neet jobs
>at least 200k a year

you are actually retarded.
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>>743187109
no, youre a retard, i know some neets that made millions
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>>743184318
>>743186348

Airline pilots actually make shit fucking money until they have 25-30 years of flight hours with a company. While you may make 60-70 dollars an hour in your younger years, what a lot of people dont realize is you may only have 3 5 hour flights a month. Sure you make 70 an hour, but you only worked 15 hours this month. Most airline pilots work second jobs
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>>743187109

this

I have a PhD in quantum physics and make quite a bit less than 100k a year
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>>743184000
I need to taste the rainbow. Specifically red.
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Does it bug anyone else that purple is at the wrong end?
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I finished my residency at my local hospital, and I'm pulling in about 630k a year (brain surgery) but it's hella tough, I spent basically half my life in a classroom to learn about med, and now here I am, making 630k a year, no girlfriend, no new friends, family went back to home country. It sucks
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MLM's. Legal. Morally and ethically shady, but still very legal. If you can talk people into doing anything MLMs will make you a fucking millionair in a year or 2. If you fail though, you are going to be declaring bankruptcy quickly. Its a fly or die kind of thing
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>>743187515
>expecting women to do things correctly
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>>743187407
>PhD in quantum physics
prove it
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>>743187407
wtf? even ghetto burger flippers and cheap thugs make more money than that
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>>743187515
Yes. i was triggered immediately.
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>>743187302
>i know some neets that made millions

There is literally only one NEET millionaire and he got lucky with stocks.
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>>743187302
If you know millionaires and your not a millionaire youre a fool
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>>743187502
no, you need to taste bleach mixed with ammonia.
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drug dealer, professional gambler
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>>743187515
>>743187677
purple/magenta isnt in the visible light spectrum, it goes from red to blue.
Purple has no wavelength and so is not a "colour"
Look it up
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>>743187544
which country youre originally from?
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>>743187846
It's violet.
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>>743187302
> i know some neets that made millions


please refer back to >>743187109
>you are actually retarded.
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>>743187544
i need $50 to pay my internet bills, pls paypal.me/edward98cooper/50
pls?
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>>743184000
OP, I want you to really hear me. The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary. Stop being lazy and apply yourself you worthless faggot.
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>>743187859
India. I was born here in the US though. It saddens me that I can never visit them, or see them ever again. I'm on call almost 24 hours everyday, and I'm considering selling my house and just sleeping in the hospital itself. I'm on break rn and eating some lunch
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>>743187990
First, post pic with timestamp to prove you aren't a nigger.
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>>743184161
She may have snuck out a squeaker while the paint was still wet.
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>>743188043
>i'm on call almost 24 hours everyday
as an actual MD i call BS on this. on call is not 24 hours and it cannot be consecutive days
there are laws
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>>743187846

Semantics aside, there is clearly a color visible on the leftmost girl. Whatever you would like to consider that color, its place in the visible spectrum is not directly adjacent to red.
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>>743188043
fucking gross, arent you supposed to be in your designated shitting street rn you filthy pajeet?

fuck these sand niggers to death already
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>>743188039
>The only place that success comes before work is in the dictionary
lol is that something that your dad used to say to you? that sounds like one of those lame ass old guy quips
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>>743187990
>paypal.me/edward98cooper/50
Sorry man, I don't give free handouts
>>743188188
I did not mean it like that. I meant it as in I am at the hospital a lot, and to me it almost feels like that. My apologies for the confusion. Poorly worded language.
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>>743187846
>Purple has no wavelength and so is not a "colour"

Wrong.
Any model of color that doesn't include major historical colors which have had enormous cultural significance for thousand of years is little more than intellectual masturbation.
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>>743187395
what about helicopter or light plane pilots?
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>>743184000

cryptocurrency

i bought NEO at not even $17, now they're $40.
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>>743188279
Keep talking, you'll be quiet when I ask for my fries at McDonalds
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>>743188108
dude are you a newfag? dude niggers dont even use this shit.
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>>743184000
I'm 26 and make $150,000 a year as an air traffic controller

>No college required
>Take a test
>Get hired
>Get paid to train
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>>743188043
im grossed out that theres a poo in this thread. fuck out lil piece of shit, we dont want your kind here
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>>743188431
Smart not to eat at an Indian restaurant.
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>>743187639

where can a burger flipper make 100k a year? Please elucidate me.
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>>743188558
dude. no pic, no money, dude
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>>743188334
pays even worse than regionals
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Indian hate thread? Indian hate thread.
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Start your own business

Make millions

Laugh at /b/
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>>743188756
Elaborate please.
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>>743184215
That doesn't even make sense.
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>>743187544
>work 5 or 10 years
>retire with millions
>get hot trophy wife
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>>743188887
Only if you're retarded.

Also nice GET fail faggot


>>743188888
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>>743188656
Ehhh, only applicable to India, not here in the US except for few retarded indians like this guy
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>>743188903
>>743188783
>>743188656
lurking at loling at these subhumans
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>>743188431
so original you tryhard lil shit, fuck you. i hate your fucking poo kind, all you sand niggers are alike. you poos are even worse. and keep living in your fake fantasy and shit you fucking disgusting vile turd devourer . you all look same to me, hideous, skinny, shitskinned and reek of actual dog shit,
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>>743188043
>can never see them again
Why can't you buy a plane ticket and visit them?
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>>743189025
>>743188903
>>743188783
no point in me defending this beacuse it's true. India is corrupt as fuck, and needs change. They still are a third world country, not because people choose to live like that but because there is people who still believe in keeping separate the people of lower class/caste.
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Get your kneepads out OP
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DESIGNATED
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>>743189088
oof, gg
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>>743188325
It's a visible colour but not a physical colour.
Like I said look it up
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>>743188841
Small aircraft pilots either teach on an hourly basis or fly charters, neither of which are very big markets compared to the number of pilots who want to do it. And too few helicopter jobs compared to the number of pilots pumped out by the Army.
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>>743188957
Explain then. What's the point in making claims if you won't show what you're talking about? Are you so socially retarded you don't know how to talk to others properly without sounding like an angsty little teenager?
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>>743189150
I would like to, but any time I want to take some time off, I am needed back in the hospital for some bs reason. I am trying to currently find a way to go and visit them, but they insist that I stay and do my work as it comes first after family now.
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>>743188234
Not semantics, purple is a colour created by our brains
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>>743189150
why dont you fucking kill yourself you piece of shit, we dont want your kind here, you fake whiny lil bitch. i wanna fist fight you, and wanna pound your ugly goat face till pulps,
you disgust me
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because he cant afford em,welcome to 711 my nigger
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>>743189354
>It's a visible colour but not a physical colour.

It's physically made from seashells.
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>>743189190
no, that shithole of literal pests and shit needs to get nuked
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>>743188903
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>>743189586
then why not nuke africa as well lol
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>>743184000
I made a living for years writing custom erotica. I did it part time, no more than a dozen hours a week, and I was making $500-$600 a month. If you wanted to really work at it, you could probably make a good middle class income. It wouldn't be in the range you're looking at, but you can do it in your underwear sitting in front of your computer.
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>>743184000
>neet
>jobs
>neet
>jobs
>neet
>jobs
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>>743189444
As a goat I am rather offended.
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>>743189423
In the USA we have a thing called "vacation time" that you can schedule with your boss. Ask him about it.
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nigger land, sand nigger land whats the fucking difference?
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>>743188612

but its air traffic control.
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>>743189545
He's right. Purple as we perceive it is a placeholder for a colour we can't directly observe. Because of the way rods and cones work, the colour which should be purple is already being used by a different colour. The brain can indirectly recognize it's there, but the colour purple is something manufactured by the brain as a stand-in for the actual colour, for which there is no data.
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>>743189899
yeah well post a pic of this "color" then faget
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>>743189885
It's an easy video game you get paid to play.
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>>743189684
i know right , like tell me how, send me link or anything like that. with steps. am lil bit retarded
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>>743189899
>for which there is no data.

Data's right fucking there: >>743188325
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>>743189968

a very unrewarding job
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>>743189959
>>743190014
You're both very stupid. Please don't reproduce.
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>>743184000
>neet jobs
If you have a job you aren't a NEET, idiot.
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>>743189899
I think people confuse violet with purple. Violet has a specific wavelength, while purple is just a combination of blue and red waves.
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>>743189858
dude are you fucking retarded? no body gives a nigger any kinda vacation or shit. they wont even get the same salary for the same job as as we humans get. fuck sand niggers
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>>743190111
$150K a year is a great reward for me. How many other 26 year olds are making that kind of money?
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>if women were skittles

there are no neet jobs, because having a job automatically negates neet status

stop being fucking retarded and get a part time job already, taking 15-30hrs out of your week will not impact your life in the slightest

No (You) either
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>>743189899
fuck outta here dorks and go get a room
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>>743189684
>made a living
>$500-600 a month
>made a living

What shithole poor country do you live in where a "living" is only $6,000 a year?
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>>743190346
god damn you fucking technical faggots, jews called and they want their corny ocd lil shit back. fuck off man
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>>743190334

true if its only money your after then so be it, but that job is boring, looking at a computer screen ordering a plane around meh, I mean I'm on the other end of the radio in the plane, just sitting there in the tower waiting for someone to call, always having to be at attention, then suddenly 20 planes call.
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>>743190537
Knowing what words mean isn't OCD you sperg

You came to the wrong fucking website if you think you can just traipse around being a fake NEET, we've got three or four whole boards dedicated to the NEET lifestyle.
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>>743190492
motherfucker misread that as ks, christ.
>>743189684
why havent you kill yourself yet
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>>743190001
There's two ways you can make money writing erotica: you can fight a lot of other people for the big score, or you can make a lot less money for a sure thing. Publications like Penthouse will pay $2000 or more for a single story, but you're competing with thousands of others, and they pay on publication, not acceptance, which means you'll have to wait up to two years to get paid. On the other hand, I wrote stories for small, niche magazines like Tremendous Tit Tales and Giantess Magazine for peanuts ($75 for 4000 words) but got paid on acceptance and could be guaranteed a sale every time.

Likewise, you can spend time getting acquainted with various online fringe fetish communities, learning which ones have large fanbases which are underserved. For instance, I tended to get a lot of requests from shrinking, giantess, vore, flatphile, transformation, age regression, age accession, snuffcan, and stuck fetishists. The only way to find these communities is by following links on related websites down the rabbit hole, since the vast majority of them are part of the so-called Dark Web, the part of the Web which isn't found on Google. You write a few sample stories and release them for free so people get to see how good you are, and then you put out your shingle and wait for clients.

I have legacy clients who have been with me for more than 20 years now, most of whom have very, very specific fetishes which can't be satisfied unless they commission work online.
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>>743190537
I'm not even the person you're bitching to and even I know how dumb you're sounding.

NEET literally means not seeking employment, this entire thread contradicts that. It's not our fault you're an idiot.
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>>743190600
>constantly talking to people
>frequent new puzzles to solve
>constant banter with lots of coworkers

Not as boring as sitting in a cockpit for 5 hours on autopilot with some obnoxious idiot, then sitting on the tarmac for an hour waiting for a gate, then sitting at the gate for 3 hours on a groundstop.
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>>743190492
I was doing other things at the same time, like copy editing, technical writing, and erotic CG artwork. Combined with what I got from writing erotica I wasn't getting rich, but I was getting by.
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>>743190720
you fucking twerp, so how do you think twerp pay their bills. even if they live in sewers, they pay for internet right? gotta make money anyhow right?
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>>743190720
youre a newfag
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>>743190709
Magazines still exist?
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Start a click baiting, left leaning, fear mongering blog with a bunch of ads and watch the money roll in. Millennials are very much into that stuff. Even if your a conservative, I'm pretty sure its better to have money than to have your opinions and still be broke.
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>>743190709
How do you know what they consider erotic if you don't share the same fetishes?
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>>743191139
*You're
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>>743190709
darkweb is just a bunch of scam and pedoland, not going there seeking for job, prolly fbi wont hire me
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>>743184854
Partnering with some skeezelord you met on /b/ just doesn't seem like a good business model
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>>743191139
how much that makes on an average?
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>>743190931
Do you seriously know nothing about the term?

NEETS don't pay bills or rent, how? They live with family you fucking moron. Holy shit, how can you be this oblivious and Ill informed?
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>>743188043
I hope you wash your shitskin hands before you go poking around in people's brains
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>>743191187
do you realize that youre not in reddit ?
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>>743188612
> get shot by family members of victims
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>>743191082
Sure. Plenty of amateur-curated, photocopied zines serving niche communities, still the same as they've ever been.

>>743191186
That's why you spend time haunting their websites and forums and chatrooms, learning what's popular, what their tropes are, and what needs aren't already being met.

>>743191217
The "Dark Web" just refers to the 80% or so of the Web which isn't crawled by search engines. There's nothing illegal about it. Most of the more obscure fetish communities have robots.txt files which prevent them from being indexed.
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>>743191253
trust me schizs make the best partner and a fucking person
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>>743191186
Depending on the quality of the content and the website it can take a while for it to gain traction. The first couple of months revenue will probably be scarce but after about six months money should start to roll in. My friends dad did this and within a year he was making 20k+ a month after tax. It just takes grit, diligence, and time.
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>>743191332
your retardation and narrow mindness disgusts me pleb
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>>743191326
Depending on the quality of the content and the website it can take a while for it to gain traction. The first couple of months revenue will probably be scarce but after about six months money should start to roll in. My friends dad did this and within a year he was making 20k+ a month after tax. It just takes grit, diligence, and time.
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>>743190988
Thanks for your well thought out rebuttal. I can tell your top of your class and not a regurgitating meme spewing teenager.
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>>743191419
kekd, check out jackass 2
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>>743187302
Your retarded
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>>743191489
Maybe you could make teaching these photocopied zine publishers what computers are and how to publish on the internet for 1/100th the price.
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>>743188043
POO IN LOO
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>>743191489
your outdated cliche crap is kinda boring me.
are you a phony?
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>>743191635
now you talking man
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>>743191738
thanks
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>>743187407
I'm a high school dropout making 140k a year in manufacturing.

But I'm union, it took 6 years to get to my wage, and I pull 30 hours of overtime a week, so 70 hour weeks.
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>>743191635
Subscription sites, or from ad revenue? I can't imagine those niche fetishes could have more than a few thousand people into it worldwide (sticking women onto flypaper?)
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>>743191923
If you don't want the benefit of my experience and expertise, then feel free to fuck right off. I'm not getting paid for wasting my time trying to help you.
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guz i still need few bucks for my internet bill, please paypal.me/edward98cooper
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>>743192162
dude youre not telling how to do that, youre just listing the gay facts
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>>743192309
I knew I shouldn't have fucking bothered.
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>>743184000
There is a very real possibility I have stood on that very deck.
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>>743192390
neither should have your parents but they still did...
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>>743184161
the left one too. the darker the coulor the more you see it.
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>>743192173
get a fucking job
a week at MC should pay the bills you insignificant little fuck
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>>743192411
>I recognize those leaves
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>>743192162
>my expertise writing for photocopied zines back in the 80's
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>>743187846
>muh line of purples
What a fag, he can't even color theory
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>>743188316
Lame ass old guys tend to have money so you might wanna listen up scrub.
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>>743192564
dude i cant im a schiz, i would snap outta anxiety. fucking help man, i can pay back. and like would never forget ya if i really make those ebig banks. i dont even have fucking friends or anybody.
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>>743191981
More!!!!!
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>>743192469
>>743192717
I spent something in the neighbourhood of 20 minutes trying to help a complete stranger on the Internet by giving him the benefit of my personal experience. My thanks was to get shit on. What lesson do you think this teaches people? Why do you think /b/ is such a cancerous pile of shit now? There was a time when /b/tards watched out for each other. Now it's all just shitposting and snide teenyboppers scoring middle school locker room points.

Fuck all of you. I'm done.
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>>743192776
whatever twerp go molest a kid already
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fucking please guz my mom wont pay me a shit, shes mad at me.
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>>743192881
welcome to 4chan

dont come back
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>>743192881
faggott get back here, dont be an extra sensitive dick. that shit is right, we gotta stand together faggots
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>>743193153
reddit?
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>>743192144
Mostly for ad revenue but a big part ask come from being part of the Amazon affiliate program. Look into it, lots of big companies offer services like that where you review products in a list type of fashion and they help sponsor the list and pay the owner of the website.
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>>743184000

200k?! Almost no one gets a wage like that. High end doctors, I guess. But if you want to make that kind of money, you have to own a business and take in money based on sales, or be a ceo or something. There aren't really any "jobs" that make that much. You have to be an owner to make that much.
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>>743193364
how do i get a website?
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>>743192881
>rage quits a thread on /b/
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>>743193453
If you have a very high position in a company you can also make that many
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>>743190346
>etarded and get a

lol. 30 hrs a week are you crazy? That is full time, in my mind. Just sayin. Everyone is different, but 30 hrs is enough for me. It's good if you think that's nothing, I wish I did.
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>>743187407
>lie about doctorate online
>big bang theory meme
pick one
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General Dentistry

Doesnt get you 200k if you are alone but you get around 150k in a few years and the number goes crazy high if you own your own practice and can make overhead fees low


4 years of undergrad, 4 years of dental school and then you are done

student loans will be heavy but you will be making enough to pay it off
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>>743193453
dude, internet makes more bank than our fucking gov? no good scums, who can manipulate a lil shit, make like a million bucks a year. like even any normie site would pay ya, instafag, shitter, fagbook, gaytube and all that
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>>743193801
Also it cant be oversaturated because by law only X amount of dentists can be admitted yearly

this is not true for other jobs like buisness or software enginnering that just make a new class and double seats to meet the demand
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>>743193801
no shit, dude am not a sand nigger so fuck that low life med shit
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>>743192829
http://melissabruck.com/maui-hawaii-body-painter/
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>>743188043
You ever consider going into health economics/outcomes research/evidence based medicine consultancy?

It's the field I was in, and there's loads of ex-doctors in it who got fed up working in hospitals etc. and decided to earn that sweet sweet pharma consultancy coin.
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>>743194004
if you arent a sand nigger thats a bigger excuse to go into medicine

asians/indians have the lowest acceptances rates because of how many apply its lower than whites
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>>743193502
Well start somewhere small like a WordPress and then as revenue begins to flow in upgrade the quality of the webpage by hiring some to build you a square space website, something that's reliable and works. Also make sure that you use caching plugins (i.e yoast,image optimiser) but not too many that your website become slow.
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guz fucking give me a few bucks like 5$ , i need something like 50$ pls help me
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id pay ya back, pls paypal some bucks at edward98cooper
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why you guz are acting like if your moms fucked cynical kikes?
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>>743194116
suck 10 cocks on craiglist at $5 a cock
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>>743184000
Using the word h e l l a in a sentence automatically disqualifies you from ever making a lot of money.
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>>743194087
1. Start wordpress site among the 10 million other wordpress sites
2. ???
3. Revenue begins to flow in
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>>743194550
nice going you fucking tumor
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>>743194087
not that fucking easy you hippy
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>>743187570
Only if you're about 2 steps from the founder. And plan on it collapsing in a year.
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>>743184701

OP sounds way too stupid for this
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>>743194696
>begs for money on /b/
>calls other posts cancer
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>>743194950
yes, im
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>>743195099
dude im a neet, what else do you expect?
you guz owe my living
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>>743195099
and quit being a kike you annoying dork
>>
There are plenty well paid jobs within IT security.
Get a degree and dont be a fuckwit for a couple years and you'll be settled
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>>743195422
you fucking dont get it, im a neet and also a schiz,
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>>743189190
>thinks erasing cultural barriers will solve indias problems

Hahaha, fuck.
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>>743184000

1. Learn Adobe Creative Suite, easy to get your hands on them for 1 month, be good enough to make a graphic

2. Learn how to utilize wordpress, buy a webpage builder plug-in (1 month again)

3. Hire nearby college students as associates OR hire abroad, pay smaller fees

Finish: Start your own marketing company, cater to neighbors only then expand. You'll never know everything so hire professionals, boom, you have indefinite money so long as you keep everything straight

Warning: Do not work with deranged clients, choose and PICK your clients, it's your business anyway
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>>743195704
who gives a shit about sand niggers? they can all go fuck themselves to death.
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>>743187515

Purple is red+blue. It really shouldnt even be there.
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>>743195958
no thats too much work, sorry im neet if you didnt get it
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pls guz paypal me few spare bucks,
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>>743190709
>Tremendous Tit Tales
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>>743194713
I'm just speaking on the experiences of people that I know. I'm not saying it's easy but that it is possible.
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>>743184701
>Transfer all money to corrupt third-world bank to avoid asset seizure
>75% of it missing when you get there
>Corrupt government takes 90% of remainder for "foreigner tax"
>Interpol alert goes out, can't open bank accounts outside country, can't import goods
>Can only buy what's in local markets
>Stuck in Vanuatu for the rest of your life
>Inflation turns remaining money increasingly worthless
>Have to don penis sheath and dance around campfire for tourists to earn money
>Corrupt police discover no residence permit
>Passport expired
>Now live in Vanuatu jail, doesn't provide food
>No family to bring you food
>Live off roaches and spiders for next 10 years
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>>743188841
Pilots usually fly out of the love of it, not the pay. A pure passion career
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>>743196797

>eats roaches and spiders
>completely overlooks juicy, tasty rats
>prison newbie
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>>743196797
>ked so hard at it
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>>743184000
yes, orange please
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>>743185253
hey man ive been there
whats your paypal info?
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>>743197136
can i habe a pizza plz
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>>743197244
edward98cooper dude plz, i promise to pay ya back and like id never forget this favor man
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Pink
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>>743197403
dude please i need it, my hearts pounding real hard
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>>743195958
Fucking /b/ unemployed idiots giving business advice from mom's basement. Obviously it's that easy because that's why you're so successful in life.

>Just get a $500,000 loan with your two million-dollar house as collateral
>Just hire a bunch of people and pay their $30K per month payroll
>Keep paying 6 months to a year until you start making revenue
>infinite money
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Cultivate a disheveled appearance. Tattered clothes, noshave, grimy.

Stand on corner with sign.

????

Profit!
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>>743197244
dude please am counting on you
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>>743197722
being homeless is too much work for me, in case you didnt get it, am a neet
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>>743197732
>>743197597
>>743197403
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>>743197990

You don't need to BE homeless - just look like you are.

Thats the magic of it.

Its trickery ... but then, so is the bulk of the economy.
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>>743197722

Double-dubs has spoken.
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>>743188612
This is the biggest fuking lie in this entire thread. You need College for this, u need a degree is aviation or Aeronautics. There are fbi level background checks OF YOUR WHOLE FAMILY and mental stability tests. They look at your entire school history from grade school on up. Only 10% of people who stay with the program get hired, bc 90% drop off 2 hard or overtly stressful. Can confirm bc I work as An airfield Manager is SoCal. stop lying to /b/ u degenerate scum
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>>743198125
thats not cool, crushing hopes isnt our shit. thats what jews do. and jews arent welcomed here
>>
>>743196961
It's a pretty huge investment, you would need to do well if you are not wealthy. Surely there is a lot of helicopter and pilot work in countries other than the US where the military is not so important?
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>>743198501
man paypal.me/edward98cooper/50
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>>743198501
pls?
>>
>>743197610
>
You're not getting a loan idiot.

You are learning a skilled trade.

With those, you can easily make a flyer, a banner, a film graphic, from the comfort of your home and internet.

Then the additionals, like hired professionals with graphic design certs are only an addition once you start building your clientele.

You can easily make 500-1000k by being the graphic go to person for at least 5 businesses (small to medium) and all you need to do is learn the trade and then network (connect linkedin, hand out business cards).

It literally takes 30 minutes to establish a website. It literally only cost $20 to publish a website for 2+ years.

All you need to worry about is licensing. It costs about 1k to fully trademark your business name, and even then you have to take care of how you actually conduct business. Go by hourly rate, a lot of businesses wouldn't mind paying a freelancer 15 an hour so long as they're local and can deliver.

Boom you're done, hire additionals and start your business.
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>>743198825
now you talking, got kik senpai?
>>
>>743199277
>>743198825

It literally only takes 2-3 months tops to learn adobe creative suite, there's enough content in Youtube to do this.

All you need is the sanity to go through it and then the persistence of employers declining you because you do not have a degree or relevant cert.

Not the point though, the point is you starting up a website and hiring abroad to do jobs for you, then you're done. Instant money.
>>
>>743198501
I don't think you have a clue, your location only contains fruits and nuts so the rules are probably different.
My friend is Air Traffic control, no degree, had a private pilots licence he was training to be a commercial pilot and had a motorcycle accident, he could not pass the pilot physical but managed to pass the one for air traffic control.
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>>743187407
who's the retard now?
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>>743198825
why dont you help me out?
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>>743199428
cant they like hire sand niggers for this shit tier crap for like dirt price?
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>>743198825
help a neeta out man
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>>743192125
Assuming you work 10 hour shifts daily and you sleep 8 and work 7 days a week you have 42 hours free time weekly. Mind I ask where you work and what you do specifically
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>>743199805
That's what you do, you hire and you just manage

Your clients will literally pay you 1k per month if you have a good resume and all you have to do is have their website up and if they call and ask for a graphic you ask your employees to make one for you and send it overnight. You can literally do this job while on vacation
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>>743199462
what part of Southern California, near L.A. do you not understand? so... you're writing based on the experience of "your friend"? NIGGER I AM WRITING OUT OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AS AN AIRFIELD MANAGER IN A FUCKING LOS ANGELES COUNTY AIRPORT. so shut the fuk up u lying little weeb sht
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>>743200556
fucking 1k a month? i bet even kids in africa make more than that
>>
corporate lawyer or Oil rig engineer
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>>743200802
paypal me 50 bucks you piece of shit
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>>743200857
Multiple your clients by 5, you make 5 grand a month doing nothing

The goal is to always keep looking for new clients and actually hiring a local based graphic artist or web designer
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>>743198825
Hey business owner, I have no education or training or anything, but give me money and I'll make you some flyers

>who the fuck uses flyers anymore?

Okay I'll make you a banner

>what the fuck would I do with a banner? My store already has signs

I dunno, give me money and I'll put something on some website somewhere

>get the fuck out of my store
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>>743201059
where do i get to hire those subhumans, how to get clients?
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why dont you even pay me a single fucking buck? guz pls im in need
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>>743201244

Dumbass

It's about building a relationship

You come in and show them your portfolio

Like I said, dedicate 3 months in learning adobe CC. You can create convincing flyers/graphics and even develop a website from it granted that you have decent skills

Post on craigslist, wait and then even offer free trials

Businesses are inclined to find ways to market, digitally, physically, even today social media is very big

You can (for example) work with your local weed distributor for "marketing" yes they'll need flyers, yes they'll need a website manager, yes it's all about marketing

You can build a convincing website from Wordpress and that shit only takes 3 hours to get accustomed to

All you need is a convincing flyer, a first client to get referrals from then boom instant 5k a month

Just be tech savvy, hire others to do the job for you and you get better quality just make sure you do your maths right when handing out pay
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paypal me spare bucks @ edward98cooper pls you cynical jewish penny fuckers
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>>743201059
>implying any small business would pay $12K a year for web hosting when they can get it for a couple hundred
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>>743201001
I could paypal you 50 pieces of shit.
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>>743201776
finally, that would do
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>>743184000
If your still young enough to live with your parents then get any old shitty job that offers overtime and work your arse off. Work and save is all you should be doing for around 3 years.

If you've been doing the overtime and not wasting money on shit you don't need you may have enough to buy a shit house or apartment in a rundown shit neighbourhood with no need for a mortgage.Buy somewhere that looks like shit but has no major structural defects and for the price of paint, wallpaper and a few new fittings you'll be able to flip it for a healthy profit and you can do the work yourself mainly and carry on working your shit job on the side so you're still earning income - just let the housework become your overtime.

Sell, buy another rundown shithole in a slightly better neighborhood, rinse and repeat.

I did that back in my youth working as a postman when I was 17, hammering overtime and only going out drinking once a month. I'm retired at 40 in a nice house with a 7 figure bank balance and have been starting up a new ISA every year (britfag tax free savings) which is creating a new big pile of money for me.

Fuck college, university and all that shit. Loans and credit are for suckers. Work hard and don't expect anyone to look out for you.
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>>743201718
You're not charging a lot, you're charging minimal in exchange of OKAY quality work

You're not a marketing company YET
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>>743201776
>kekd so fucking hard
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>>743187302
BULLSHIT how
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>>743201776
no, sand nigger currency isnt accepted here
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