How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex? almost

5 years

Almost 3 weeks

few days

>>743170140
tuesday

>>743170140
4 years fml

>>743170140
15 Years

>>743170140
17 days

8 months

13 days now. not getting laid again until december, gotta cram calc.

>>743170140
8 years
I don't miss it

>>743170991

1998?

12 hours... longest dry spell was 8months.. You neck beards going years are crazy and I pity you

Like 4 months or something? Hope to break that within the next month or so.

>>743171284

I'm the OP. I'm not a neckbeard Tbh

Positive infinity. Do I win?

>>743170140
I've never had sex but i don't have significant sex drive so i never bother trying
i should try to fuck a hoor right?

>>743170140
She's gonna ruin that shirt if she keeps biting it and stretching it out.

>>743171197
2002

>>743171568

Shit I forgot what year we were in

about 5 days

girlfriend is shark week

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>>743171628

>>743171456

Don't fuck a whore. That's what I did to lose my virginity back in 2012 and it was a mistake

>>743170140
5 hours

>>743171815
hoor is slang for whore but also for female

>>743170140
quit bragging

>>743172053

Show off

>>743170140
1 month

>>743170140
1 month

does just oral sex count?

last night.

>met a businesswoman who was here on business travel
>Portuguese
>curvy
>busty
>hnng
>she was married, I'm dating someone
>we started talking about relationship annoyances
>started talking about how most guys don't know how to go down on a woman
>I chuckled
>we have more drinks
>a bit drunk now
>she brought up the oral again a bit later
>made a bet with her
>told her we could go back to her room, go down on each other, write down our 0-10 rating of one another's oral skills after, trade papers, see our grades
>she laughed, said I was bad
>whatevs
>closing time
>walk out
>give her a hug, ask if she needs a ride
>says yes
>take her back to her hotel, invites me up
>fuck yes

cont.

>>743172362

cont.

>go to her room, start making out as soon as the door closes
>drops to her knees, takes my hard cock out and starts sucking
>I start to undress her, push her to her bed
>lay her down, start eating her out
>says she wants to sit on my face
>fuck. yes.
>hot ass on my face
>I start eating her out, she's grinding on me face
>tell her to put my dick in her mouth
>her grinding starts getting more forceful, less erratic
>can tell she's about to orgasm
>I am too but I swear I start thinking about the baseball game I went to last night just to stop myself
>totally works
>she orgasm, starts shaking, gets off, lays on the bed
>minute or two later, she tells me to fuck her face
>I do, cum in her titties
>get up, shower
>start getting changed to leave, she says "wait. our scores."
>oh yeah
>I write down an 8
>switch papers, open them on three
>she gives me an 8.5
>she laughs, says close enough
>make out a bit more, leave hotel at 3 in the morning
>went home, slept for like 2 hours, now I'm at work

I'm exhausted, /b/.

>>743170140

How about 30 years ?

>>743170140
Since Sunday

>>743172381

Are you like 50 years old?

>>743170140
Four hours.

>>743172380
kek

>>743172362
no doubt she was uggo af
pics or gtfo

>>743170140

6 days

53 days.

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>>743172380
nice score anon
>and also good grade

>>743172362
>>743172380

Why did you cheat on your girlfriend

>>743172380
I've definitely run into cougars at bars in hotels while on business trips. I love when they start buying me drinks.

>>743172530
No doubt.

Almost a year.

>>743170140
Half an hour. My gf needed to get off to work, but I felt like busting one out, so I bent her over the couch, pulled up her skirt and sent her on her way with a nice load.

Feels good man. Remember: They are YOUR cum dumpster.

23 years strong!

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6 years boys, I used to get loads off pussy but I just can't be assed for the game and the drama. Yeah, you can't beat nutting deep raw dog but truth is these days I'd rather just smoke a fat zoot, buss one out and flake

>>743172530
nope. a solid 8 40 year old. never had kids. wish I did but there's nothing that scares off a woman who's in a relationship like taking pictures. she's afraid you'll try to fuck her over. women like her appreciate being discreet.

>>743172598
thanks.

>>743172610
because I broke up with her two months ago but she said no, that we should take more time to ourselves instead.

>>743172621
yep. I try to hit up a bar in a business area at least once a month. good places to have fun.

>>743172891
This pic is awesome

>>743170140
about a week

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>>743170140
week ago

>>743172973
>no pics
it didn't happen fgt

>>743170140
this morning LOL how the fuck do you go 6 years? Kys faggot

>>743170140
like six months or so? brought home this chick from a club ( we were both drunk af) to my barracks room

>>743172973
Don't go to business areas. Go to hotel bars. That's where they hang out. I just sit at the bar and about 50% of the time one will sit next to me. By about 9:00 they're drunk on wine and it's easy to strike up a convo/throw game

>>743170140
Just over 3 years here. I'm not ugly, just autistic.
>feelsbadman

Haven't had sex ever. I'm 19. AMA.

>>743170140
Almost two months, I'm in a relationship as well

>>743173270
im 21, same
fuck me why is life so hard?

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>>743172380
>cum in her titties
>in

>>743173172

>how do you go 6 years?

It's very easy Tbh

1. Work in a male dominated job
2. Study in a male dominated field
3. Rarely see girls at my gym, the ones that are there are older and married
4. I typically like to spend my free time alone

>>743170140
Last time sexo: 2010, and I don't miss it.
Last time I actually had a gasm from sex: 2005.

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>>743173490

>>743173437
>life
Well, sex life I guess. What's your reason?
My dad is a strict as fuck Muslim and just made the whole topic of sex and relationships in general so fucking awkward that it tuned me into an autism, always said how sex before marriage is a big sin and how he was going to get me an arranged marriage and shit.

Fucking retarded. Islam is flawed asf.

>>743173636
>into an autism
Turned me into an illiterate chimp too it seems.

Autist*

>>743170140
2007
Probably has something to do with not enjoying being around women for more than about five minutes at a time.

>>743173636

Haram

I feel like such a worthless loser. It's like I have no balls. I see women are attracted to me, I can build the tension but it seems like all it takes is one wrong step and she just decides she doesn't want me anymore, she still is physically attracted to me but she just decides she won't sleep with me. Without alcohol it seems impossible to get laid, unless you wanna play the boyfriend shit. Women just don't make sense and it's so irritating how much power they have and think they have. I only blame myself.

>2 months
>Last week I was messing around with this chick she said she wanted to come over but then we got separated, she wouldn't reply in the morning.

I feel so inadequate.

>>743170140
>implying
No girl ever showed any romantic interest in me
I'm 20 and never even hold hands with a girl

few months my wife got chrons a few years back and now has one of those recto vaginal fistulas thats healing. so it will probably take a bit

>>743170140
Bout 4 hours

>>743170140
2014.

>>743170140
Fuck, why you torture yourself like that? Just go with a prostitute

>>743170140
Honestly, I can't even remember. I'm 40, and all I can remember is fucking my first gf a few times, and my hottest gf a few times. The rest might as well have never happened, bc they're gone.

Most men develop more important and more rewarding pastimes as you get older. Talking to women is fun when you're young and it's new, but the older you get, the less patience you have for bullshit, and listening to the shit women talk about is like dragging your fingernails across your eyeballs.

>>743173802
>Haram
It's Friday too, holy day.
أستغفر الله

>>743170140
less than 24 hours, can't be bothered to do the math

>>743172973
>a solid 8
>40 year old
pick one

bout a week..

>>743174130

I'm not willing to pay

>>743173193
the hotel bars around the area are pretty much hookers only do the actual businesswomen don't go there. I have tried that hotel bar thing but came across more escorts than civvies.

>>743173490
I'm on my phone, negro. shiet.

15hrs.

>>743174135


> Most men develop more important and more rewarding pastimes as you get older.

Like sitting on /b/ at the age of 40?

>>743171632
you don't have sex when your gf is on her period?
Are you a fucking pussy?

Its been 6 months but considering the girls was a fucking whale and I can enjoy sex until I fix my phimosis not have often sex it's much of an issue to me. I knew her from school took loads of Molly and can hardly remember fucking her and now Im ignoring her messages since she so ugly.

>>743174158
found the guy who fuck androgynous under-21 girls.

>>743174253
Not buying it, Pajeet.

>>743174135

I'm 26 right now, at what age will I stop thinking about girls/sex? There has to be a drop off age right?

>>743174293
>>743171632
Yeah what are you? fucking gahy?

>>743170140
8 days. wife was on period. but got a bj last night.

>>743174318
yeah buddy

>tight pussies
>easily lead
>flewable
>sweet cute faces
>easy to dominate

What are you fucking gay?

>>743174424
>>743171632
are these niggas for real?

5-6 months, getting real horned up

>>743170140
17 years, and when I look around at all the broken families, broken men, vindictive ex-wives, and spoiled children, I don't have a single regret about it.

>>743174713

I'm going to be like you.

I've had girls show interest in me, so I had opportunities for girlfriends. But I've never had a gf before. I never want to get married or have kids, so I can't justify putting myself through a relationship just for it to end badly

>>743174713
that's why condoms exist

>>743173636
my reason is I spent too much of my adolescence on the internet

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>>743174474
>flewable

>>743174474
>bodies like sticks

sorry. I guess I just don't enjoy a simple ham and cheese sandwich like you do.

>>743174836

>implying condoms are 100% effective

>>743174135
>>743174343
That moment can be put off a long time, but it does come. Happened to me in 2007, I was almost 60 at the time. The trigger was being diagnosed with multiple illnesses. The meds made me impotent.
Off the meds now, but at almost 70 the women interested in an old, ugly fuck like me are too old and ugly.

>>743174498
what's the problem?

>>743175126
> implying I lack fine motor control

>>743175217

I wish the drop off age was 27 :(

>>743175322

I am implying that

>>743174836
that's why hands exist. no drama, no expectations, no worries, no regrets

>>743170140
>How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex?

this is the obsession of every fucking dude who was obsessed about his virginity and wasted it to some random skank or whore.

I'm virgin andn basically I feel relieved everytime some punypenor faggot brags about being non-virgin and literally cringes about not having had sex since $RANDOMTIME.

>>743175580
how old are you

>>743174343
Hahaha, no

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>>743170140
24 and half years.....

>>743175580

I wasted mine to a whore. It wasn't worth it. Infact, that experience made me really insecure

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>>743175640

What??

>>743175217
So it's not that you don't want, you just can't anymore.

>>743175318
Why the fuck would being on her period be an impediment to having sex?

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>>743170140
mfw virgin

>>743174343
bad news... i'm 35 and it's still there. i hate being horny because it fucks up my brain and i can't get shit done. after having fucked dozens upon dozens of women i can't get off just masturbating. it has to be with a person, be it manual, bj, or sex. so it's a constant search for pussy. the worst part is that after you cum (which literally lasts a few seconds) it's done. that's all you needed... just had to release the sperm. and afterwards you feel sad and pathetic for it (in the sense that i am risking my work and family life trying to get my sex desires relieved).

>>743170140
early July of this year

>>743175047
Borrrrrrrrrrn to beeeeeee b88888888888888-AYE-88888888888888888d

6 days

>>743175792
i don't like blood and the smell on my dick? that's about the only reason. is that unreasonable to you?

19 years (I'm 19)

yesterday afternoon

About a month. My wife is pregnant and having an issue, so the doc said no sex right now. But she's been sucking me off almost every day.

>>743175976
same

>>743175744
You're a guy you're biologically programmed to think about sex and how to get it. Theres just one thing you could do. Don't be a savage and learn to control your desires like every other man does.

>>743175976
you had sex as you were being born?

>>743175106
Wat did he mean by this?

35 years

heart isn't healthy enough for sex (no i'm not overweight)
have a micro dick and am ugly anyway

22 long years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW4dCw4kA7c

>>743176051
His dick was in a vagina. That counts.

>>743176051
not fucking your mother's vagina as you exit the womb to show dominance

6 hours

>>743170140
3 years after 3 years of sex. Sigh.

6 moths. But since I last didn't pay for it, well that has been about 2 years.

>>743176041
>You're a guy you're biologically programmed to think about sex and how to get it.

if you literally can't have sex because of your heart condition like me, or you're just a zero in generally, SSRIs might do the trick to kill your sex drive, i never ever even attempt to masturbate or want to look at porn

5 days

>>743175897

That's depressing to hear.

I've only had sex once, 6 years ago. Consciously I don't feel comfortable doing it again, but because I'm a 26 year old /fit/ healthy male, my body naturally has the biological instinct for sex. I really cut back on my fapping to once a week. But all the damn time the thought of girls is always in my fucking mind. I wish it would just go away. I never want to get married or have kids so there is no point of getting a girlfriend. I also don't believe in casual sex friends

Thursday

>>743176041

Oh I'm in control of it. I've had opportunities for sex this past year, but I never acted on them. It's just painful

>>743176072
wanting something with substance

>>743170140
2 years. I had the opportunity to hook up with someone after my relationship ended, but I thought any chance of getting back together would be fucked if I did. Had I known how long this fry sperm would last, I would have.

>>743176201
SSRIs made my life miserable. They did nothing to kill the desire or drive, just made it near impossible to get hard. The mixed signals drove me more nuts then the depression.
(Now on anti-anxiety instead.)

>>743170140
Almost 4 hours. Gonna be another 6 hours before I can get a blow job. Don't know what I'm gonna do

December 8, 2013

>>743176278
If you're a 26 year old fit healthy male, then you should be able to get girls without the consequences of a married man (like me). In one sense, I'm kinda jealous of your freedom.

You can have a girlfriend who also doesn't want kids or marriage. Find an arrangement that works for you (sexually, intellectually, lifestyle-wise, etc.) I mean, finding and living with a partner that is compatible with you is one of the most satisfying things in life. Yeah, there can be some drama, but the drama makes life more colorful (unless it's crazy-shit level drama).

My advice: find a girl that works for you. Enjoy life. Plenty of people are enjoying life out there.

>>743171815
how so?

Around three years

>>743170140
I will have sex in 50 minutes.

>>743176871

That's too much work Tbh. It's not easy for me to meet girls, to do that I'd have to go out of my way which I don't care for.

Anyways, I see a relationship as the first step toward marriage and kids. Many people say "I'm never going to have kids or get married" but they date around and end up getting their girlfriend pregnant and end up marrying. I want to avoid that whole path. So, the best way to do that is never go to Step 1

>>743176381
>substance
>>completely subjective

>>743173636
Literally the same except my dad is ripped and my mom preached that shit. Hopefully in collage I can change this any tips?
>ib4 Absolutely haram, already going to hell may as well get some pussy before I die early

Almost a year. Which I struggle to believe myself given the amount of work I put in on a daily basis but there you go.

The sad thing is if you ask a large group of women the same question I doubt any will truthfully be able to say longer than a month.

>>743177116

I bought into the whole " pussy is pussy, doesn't matter had sex" shit. So I messaged with some girl on Facebook that I knew liked me from when we were in high school. She was probably 3-4/10 but, PUSSY IS PUSSY.... fuck that shit. It was awful. I felt bad about myself even while we were having sex. After a pathetic orgasm I sent her home and went and took a long shower and reflected on what I had just done in shame

2 days

>>743177422
well, i'm just trying to give you some general advice. if you don't want to deal with any of the hassle of girls but want to fuck girls, then your options are a. having one night stands (need to work the bar game), hiring hookers (spend $$) or finding a friend with benefits (takes time investment and risk).

my recommendation is just go the hooker path. it's the fastest, least complicated, drama-free path for what you are seeking. if you don't have money, then just download mountains of porn and get the urge out of your system.

>>743170140
12 years, 3 months, 10 days.

>>743177673

>having one night stands

My only 2 sexual experiences were ONS. I'll never do those ever again.

>hooker

Morally, I can't do that

>friend with benefits

I really don't feel comfortable with that. It also sounds dangerous

>>743170140
last night with my wife

>>743178225
ok..... i'm trying to figure you out. but do you want/need to have sex? if you do, i can't think of any other scenario where sex will be happening other than: a. gf (you don't want), b. one night stand (you don't want), c. hookers (you find morally objectionable), d. fwb (you don't want)....

i'm at the end of my rope here. don't know how to help you to have sex other than the aforementioned.

>>743175580
top kek

>>743178572

I wasn't asking about how I can have sex. I was just saying I wish I would stop thinking about it

>>743178812
cut your fucking parasitic nuts off then... they're just taking up your bodies valuable resources....

Week

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6 misserable days, feelsbadman

>>743178812
I see. Why do you find hookers morally objectionable? Do you find pornography also objectionable?

>>743178937

Self mutilation is wrong

>>743179156

Because I don't want to swap body fluids with some bitch I don't know and trust.

Eh, porn doesn't really do anything for me

>>743179447
ok. well, good luck man. i guess then the only way i can suggest to stop thinking about sex is to be in an environment away from women.

>>743179678

I already am. I work in a male dominated career. So I'm rarely around women. But tv shows, music, internet, and movies don't make things easy

>>743180271
i hear you. i have kids and a wife and for me it's just the constant thought of sex and women that really generates this feeling of guilt.

2 days

>>743180271
you're actually a pathetic excuse of a human. Wtf kind of life are you living, hiding from women. is this a result of a bad childhood or sever mental illness?

>>743171284
>was raped at 8 months

heavy dude

>>743170140
three weeks/ tinder date

>>743180610

Oh

>>743180706

I don't "hide" from them. I'm just not going to go out of my way to meet them, and they just naturally can't really be found in my job and educational path. I have a few female friends, so it's not like I'm trying to hide. But it's just extremely rare for me to meet new girls

>>743170140
A week or two

About 10 years. I have ED, so sex is pretty much a no go.

>>743170140
this morning. woke up and just put it in her before getting ready for work

Since mid December for me

>>743170140
A week ago i would've answered 5 years. Now it's last night. Miracles happen dude

>>743170140
14 hours

Wasn't sex, though. Was makin love.

>>743170140
never

>>743183510
Fag

>>743183445

What happened?