ITT the story of you and fapping, i start >be me, 5yo >I'm

>>743166626

cont

>i get my first erection.
>i have NO idea of what it is
>don't tell my parents, they must not know i'm still vrooming
>i just think that it's full of piss, so everytime i vroom and it gets hard i go to the bathroom to piss.
>i piss, it gets soft again, i go back to vrooming. it gets hard again. repeat.
>once i can't piss anymore i just stop vrooming and go on with my life

so, basically, i never orgasm until i discover fapping. i literally fucking edged myself until... well, now you'll see.

>i discover how babies are born and what sex is. i'm grossed out by it, pussies look nasty.
>people say it feels good doe, and they wanna feel it
>i thought i was blessed because i knew what vrooming was, and i knew it simulated sex.
> I DIDN'T NEED THE STINKY PUSSIES.
>one day i decide to reveal my secret to a friend of mine.
>"Hey alex, you know that i found a way to feel how sex is like?"
>"yea anon, i know! fapping! i do it all the time!"
>"fapping? really? wow... what is it?"
>"you sit down, put your dick in your hand and start moving your hand up and down"
>"huh, never done that. i have my own way."

New thread in class: FAPPING.
keep in mind, we were all 9yo toddlers.

>start talking of fapping everyday
>a friend of mine buys a phone
>brings it to school
>"hey guys, let's look for HUGE TITTIES!"

We then discover what porn is.

>everybody loves porn
>one day... we try fapping
>IN CLASS
>DURING REC TIME
>we went to the back of the class, behind bags and desks, and they pulled their dicks out and jerked to porn.
>i never jerked off in class, because i preferred VROOMING
>a classmate from peru one day... does something incredible.
>in the middle of class, while fapping
>he feels... good...

cont

>>743166626
what the fuck lol

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>>743167293
hurry up OP this is golden

>>743167293

cont

>he starts screaming, "OHH OHHH"
>no cum, still too young.
>but he loves it
>teacher fucking comes in, "the heck is going on here??"
>thefucktheyfapping.gif
>we go to the principals office
>shit happens
>our parents are arguing to whom is the bad influence amongst the childern
>peruvian kid gets the blame.
>i still vroom.
>one day i get a crush on some hottie blondie.
>got she's hot
>feel the need to vroom while thinking of her at home
>yeaboi.jpg
>it's great.

one day, i feel as if it weren't enough. my fantasies weren't satisfying me. i wanted somethink even more sexyin my fantasies.

> up until now my only fantasies were around boobies. i imagined having this house were there were these young girls with huge boobs just around the house, waiting for me to touch them.

>i finnaly deicde... time to think of SEX
>it feels gross in the beginning, but after a few days of fapping to sex, i love it.
>i decide to try porn, never did because "yuck, vaginas are wierd"
>i see some porn of a black dude and a black lady fucking, and remember looking at him liking her pussy and it was WIERD AS SHIT
>her pussy looked so damn wierd
>him licking it was disgusting
>but i still fucking watched porn when mom and dad weren't home.
>one day... i stumble across something strange.
>i was looking for some pokemon fanmade micheal jackson battle, but i misspell micheal to michelle.
>PORN pops up as first link
>i click it out of curiosity
>...what
>...the fuck
>...is she doing.
>SHE'S SUCKING HIS DICK
>SHE'S USING HER MOUTH

>i immediately go to school and talk about it with my classmates, holy shit
>"WOW ANON, THATS AMAZING TELL ME HOW IT WAS CALLED"
>we all thought that was the "real sex" that adults did, and classic vagina/penis was baby stuff
>we all fucking watch BJ porn in class.
years, i'm 12 yo
>start vrooming
>shit's wierd
>i fucking hate the fact that i can't vroom for too long, it's frustrating as shit.
>until one day...
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Wtf, vroomfag

VVVRROOOOOOOMMMM

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>not vrooming in current year

>>743166626
Position is lying on the ground, hands in my underwear on my penis and i just start moving my crotch.

thats how i fapped from 9-13. but i didnt call it VROOMING, im not a faggot. i suck dick on a regular basis and never touched a girl but im not gay enough for vrooming. also i came everytime. dry of course, at 11 with sperm, but it just driplled out of my foreskin after cumming.


also i heard that this kind of fapping is destroying your penis so you get erection problems. do you have erection problems? i do.

>>743166626
i vroom vroomed too, but i remember i got hard and had orgasms pretty much at the age of 5

vrooming fucks you up for life

>must have started when I was 10 or 11, can't remember
>older bro and his friends showed me porn on the old 56k dial up
>used to hang around them quite a bit
>hear them talking about wanking, don't really know what or why it is
>see them making the wanking motion in thin air as an insult
>try it on myself, get hard, oh ok
>don't know what I'm doing, just wanking myself but not feeling anything, think I'm doing it right
>never orgasmed or anything, didn't know what was sposed to happen
>do it regularly, usually in the shower
>eventually go longer and longer to see if anything will happen, feels better and better
>wanking away, feels so damn good, feels like something is going to pop
>first ever orgasm, no cum obvs
>best feeling in my entire life, no idea wtf just happened
>start fapping all the time but in secret
>start grinding on stuff, trying to find hole shaped things to put my dick into
>no cum until about 12-13 or so, was so annoyed now I had to clean up every time.
>fap all the time since then

And the rest, is history.

Until 12yo i was literally dry humping the chair instead of fapping

>>743167859

>i decide it is time.
>I. SHALL. FAP.
>Dick in my hand, i start stroking.
>it's wierd as shit, not good as vrooming.
>still do it, it's better than edgeing myself everyday
>sometimes i fap, sometimes i vroom
>still call it vrooming and fapping.

>BTW, middleschool now. yay.
>new class so no classmates to talk with about sex, vrooming and masturbating.
>i'm the awkward kid, get bullied a bit because i'm wierd and i watch mario videos on newgrounds.
>fuckoff
>have these 3 VERRRRRRRRRRY fucking hot ladies in my class
>JESUS they are so HOT.
>i vroom n fap while thinking of them
>class gets closer, we start talking more and getting closer
>bullies fail class and are nomore a problem
>we all start talking about the hot girls in class because fucking puberty kicks in
>we all think of how amazing it would be to pound them with our dingdongs
>i had small dingdong, 10cm erect at the time. i thought it was normal
>one day we decide that we were just gonna hunt down the hottest pics of the 3 hot girls on fb
>jesus we found amazing shit, swimsuits, just-out-of-the-shower shots, everything.
>sometimes go in the girls locker room to see them while they change
>they're too scared to go to the teachers and punish us

One day we find something great.

NIPSLIPPIC

>from that day on, we all fucking JACKED in the locker room before Gymnastics to their pics
>we had like 30 of them
>sometimes we just saw different pornos, a friend of mine downloaded them on his phone and we just started watching shit everytime we could.
>the teacher left the class? let's watch a porno while we wait.
>the teacher is a fucking dumbass who can't keep the students in order? let's watch a porno she won't tell us anything for using phone in class
>rec time? porn

porn surrounded our lives, and we grew up watching porn EVERYFUCKINGHOUROFTHEDAY
>porn addicts
keep in mind, still no cum
one day, easter, almost end of third n last year of middle school

i jack off in the bathroom as usual.

cont

Lurk

Best story ever,if you write a book I read it goddamit!!!

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gonna do a quick "vroom" while wait for cont.

First fap was like 10
Woke up with a "woody"
Felt good to rub on the bed
Grab it and move it
Ohhhh feels real good
Did this for maybe a year before I worked out this was like sex but alone

I would think about girls I like and like magic it would be hard
Play with dick everyday
Eventually topic come up at school
All the boys are discussing what they do
One kid says if you do it for a while right it feels crazy good
That night I try in the shower and have my first orgasm
No cumshot though no one had that yet
Next day we are all crazy about it and all do it in the bathroom on lunch break.

>>743168957
you are officially excluded from the screencap faggot

Any of you guys discovered the climbing orgasm as children? Especially easy on a rope

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toasting some epic bread

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Holy shit this is gold
include me in the screencap

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>2017
>not vrooming
What tge fuck are you waiting for, anon?

>Niggas whom vroom'st

>>743168296
nope, no erection problems rn.
>>743168296
yea, atm probably have just a really bad porn addiction, sometimes i just fap like so many times in a row it hurts
>>743168515
cont
>CUM
>TF IS WHITE SHIt
never watched porn till the end of it, we just kinda skipped from part to part. never got to the facial cum
>i freak out
>wash my hands,
>wash my dick
>freak out more
>go to dad
>"DAD DAD SOME WHITE STUFF CAME OUT OF MY... THING"
>"dad looks at me in a wierd way>"..white stuff? you mean, white WHITE?">"ye"
>realize i must hide the fact that i vroom, thus fapping is bad
>"My piss dad, it's transparent"
>"dad looks at me wierd
>"it's nothing anon, do your easter homework."
>look it up online (I learned how to internet)
>apparently babies are made with this shit
>start feeling guilty because i killed millions of minianons
At this point i need to find a way to get rid of the cum. so, what did you think i started doing?
putting my fucking dick right back in my underwear as soon as i finish so that i hav a nice cumstain on my underwear of course.
>do it for years, still do it now.
>easter finish, i fucking keep on cumming in my pants because my mom is too dumb to notice it's cum
>back to school, last days of middle school before the exams
>a friend brings up a new porn. it's different
>the fuck?
>it's animated
>it's a goddammn cartoon
>it's... Lupin the gentleman Thief porn.
>the anime was pretty popular in italy
>it's.. fucking porn of it
>the friend who downloaded it tells me what it is
>"it's called hentai anon"

don't look it up, think it's strange.

>fast forward to the future, i found some internet friends
>best buddies
>we play LoL all the time, because we're fucking fags
>i just love the female char's titties, they're so big, and round... and great.
>i can't resist look up league porn fucking lolhentai

that my friend, is the first contact with hentai.
i didn't know what THAT would have brought up to...

cont(last one i think, max another 2)

OP pls I cant take the suspicion any more

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vroom

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What the fuck am I reading right now, OP?

>>743169608
>"suspicion"
am I fucking retarded? I meant suspense

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>>743166626
>vrooming

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>>743166626
>mfw this thread

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>>743169593
>minianons

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get me in the screencap

Sorry can someone who's not OP tell me if it's this normal to jack your dick with your friends all the time? Even suggesting it when I was in school would have gotten me called a fag for the next 6 years and beaten up on the daily.

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>>743170072
There could of been the odd friend you would of done it with, but 30 fucking people?

>>743170072
this confuses me too. when i was 11 everyone made fun of this one dude for masturbating lmao. each of us bastards probably did it ourselves too

>>743169036
>climbing orgasm
rubbing your clit?

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>>743169593

>HENTAI WAS THE SHIT
i loved it so much, goddamnit
>HUGE titties of all sized, shapes and softness
>all types of porn, no limits because it's only drawings
>i fucking fin dmy fave hentai site: hentaigasm
>still is my jam
>fave hentai is Fella Hame Lips rn
>hentai cures depression
>thing is, hentai was a goldmine of wierd sex shit
>positions and whatnot

>i grow the fuck up
>16yp, dick is bigger, charisma levels rose up and actually have some social life
>GF pops in my life

first 4-5 months were sexless, fapless and bjless, but i still couldn't wait.

>one day, while kissing, i just fucking reach out to her pants.
>put my hand on her vagina, she doesn't say anything so i take it as a "go on anon"
>i start touching her clit and shit, and then i go deep.
>she hase a fucking surprised ass look on her face, later tells me she didn't even know her vagina was THAT deep
>10cm deep i guess? 14 tops.
>she thought is was only like, 1-2 cm deep
>lmao
>so yea, it gets regular, as soon as we're alone at her house i finger her hard.
>Hentai has tought me the ways of the fingering, i thrust one finger, two fingers... THREE FINGERS
>blood
>took her virginity with my fucking fingers
>goddamnit

time passes, we start talking about having more intimate shit, she already tried giving me a handjob but she was BAAAD at it
>THE TIME HAS COME
>i go at her house so i can get a BJ
>She calls my dick "Roberto", because when i cum i do this wierd asmatic thing, and there's this italian TV seller who's called "Roberto da Crema" that while he talks guys has to *PANT* like he was having an asma attack. pic related, it's him
>she starts sucking me off
>it's.. not bad, but neither good.
>fapping still better

time passes, i buy condoms, we have sex
>i'm virgin, she's "dick virgin", let's go.
>nervous, still get a fucking boner
>we do it
>doggystyle and missionary
>it's bad...

time goes on, have sex once a week with her, it's always the same. Not good enough.

cont

>>743170072
>tell me if it's this normal to jack your dick with your friends all the time?

did that too.
depends on your friends, if they are the "doing all kind of things good friends" type, its okay, if its "my neighgbour and the guy i sit next to" kind of friends, maybe not.

>>743171102
you end up vrooming on her

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This is a good thread

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>MFW grown ass adult man reading this thread at 6:40am

>>743171102

final update.

>we break up, she's a fucking bitch
>16 days after breaking up she finds another BF at the beach
>3 year moreorless relationship in the trash bin

sex was.. never great.
i was always better with my fucking hand.

The purpouse of this thread was to say, thank you Roberto.
Thank you for always being by my side.
My penis was always there for me, it helped me, and this was my story with it. My penis has suffered so much for me. Edgeing, getting choked everyday like a madman, cumming buckets, sometimes hurt from too much fap.
He went through vrooming, and passed on to regular fap. He's still here, in between my legs, ready to work if i'm feeling sad.

Remember anons to always say thanks to your penis. It doesn't matter how much you think it's small, big or else, it will always be there and it will always help you.

What's your story with your dicks, /b/? This was mine.

>>743171388
>Thank you for always being by my side
ur dick's on ur side lol

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>>743171388

When did this become a feels thread

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>>743171388
>Thank you Roberto
I fucking lost it

Cazzo sei italiano? Sei un idolo!!!!

>>743170072

He said he went to Italy and there was a Peruvian kid. Maybe it's a non-white thing.

are you a scorned femanon ?

>>743171672
>OP
Italians do it better

>6th grade, guy comes up to me
>anon, how much do you jack off daily?
>jack... off?
>yeah, anon don't play stupid, by 5th grade kids masturbate at least two times a day
>oh... haha... yeah tottally
I didn't start till freshman year of highschool at age 14, always wondered what would happen if I never did

>>743171979
Probably you'd have started cumming in your sleep

Wow op, way to make me look a fuckin fool on the bus. Jesus dude

>>743171388
Checked, good story mate

put me in the fucking screencap
This thread is golden.

A big salute to ROBERTO. Vroom safe brodies

>>743166626
vrooming > fapping

>>743172079
This.

>be me
>sophomore in high school. Didn't know what fapping was
>suddenly, dreams start
>hot senior appears in my dream
>smokinhot.jpg
>I am naked behind the couch she is sitting on
>embarrassed.gif
>she reaches back and touches littleanon
>I'm dream I pee
>wake up to pumping cock
>scared af
>worried because I'm peeing my bed in high school.
>run to the bathroom and try to finish
>sticky dick

Happened about 5 more times before I realized what it was.

>be me
>10
>fap
>cum
the end

>>743171388
>27
>still virgin

Yeah thanks dick, thanks for reminding what the sea smells like

>>743167293
>first erection at 5
Newborns get erections, you mong. Fake news.

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>vroooming

>minianons

>roberto because of asthmatic thing

Fucking kek long time ago i laughed this hard thanks OP

Shoutout to Roberto

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Just when I thought we ran out of greentexts

I also vrooomed when i was pre 10 years old, i guess its a common thing

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>>743171388

TOPKEK + dubs

Can we make vrooming the official word for this pre-10yo fapping? It's golden

>>743171388
That was a very touching story ! Very moving !

PENOR are like good little buddies for us, I wonder if femanon have that kind of relationship with a part of their body... ? Their Clit, perhaps ?

>>743173026
At least your sexuality doesn't have Jay Jay The Jetplane at its base

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>>743171388
>mfw this thread
>my Roberto when this thread

>OP HERE

Out of curiosity i looked for the song from JJ the Jet Plane, and it looks like i got it wrong.

In my head as a i kid i must have remembered it as "vroom vroom", but the song was ZOOM ZOOM.

https ://youtu.be/ 42i7arQwBWk?t=764

Here it is.
This started everything,

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>>743166626
legendary post op, include me in screen cap bottom right upside down, please

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I sense a screencap, please include the rattleman

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>>743171388
OP.
You have launched my sides to the edge of our universe.

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Every now and then a thread like this comes along and reminds me why I still lurk here.

thanks jj the plane for teaching you how to vroom

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Is OP born in 1995?

>>743171388
if dubs, the new word for fapping is vrooming.

This shit is gold.
This better go straight to the archives.

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>>743166626

ULTRATOPKEK

ROLL FOR VROOMING IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY

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Bump 'til screencap

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>>743168515
>they're too scared to go to the teachers and punish us

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i'm disgusted yet intrigued

>>743171388
Somebody just screencap this

>>743166626
Vrooming>fapping

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i used to do this but never knew it had a name
the fuck man
>>743166626

>>743173213
It's far from golden my sweet summer child, it's just retarded tho

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>>743173213
vroom reporting in

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>>743171388
I will never look at my penis in the same way again...

Ever since kindergarten i would grind on the fireman pole in the playground during recess. Also on street lamps and shit.

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SCREENCAP ME BABY

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>>743167859
Its weird not wierd you cumdrinking faggot.

>>743168296
Vrroooming destroys your life, m'kay kids?

>>743168474
>trying to find hole shaped things to put my dick into
And this is how rapists are made.

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>>743171388
>The purpouse of this thread was to say, thank you Roberto.

The part that disturbs me the most is OP calling it "fapping" at age 9. The term fapping was invented here. Nobody said "fap" before 10 years ago. I know it's been some time, but having grown up where nobody had the internet, nobody had porn, and nobody had cell phones it always makes me feel ancient and disconnected reading about you kids that had this shit under the age of 18.

>>743178373

Pretty sure op didn't really use the word fap IRL

Btw if we made fapping a thing, we can make vrooming a thing as well. Roll for kek powers

When I first discovered self-pleasure, I didn't know of masturbation either. I called it "stimulation".

I've never seen anyone do it the way I would back then, I would basically strum the head of my penis using 4 of my fingers. I would quickly move up and down each finger rubbing up against the head as it passed. It was a tedious method as the only way I could orgasm from it was by getting really hard. Sometimes have to use two hands, one to hold the penis in place while strumming faster until my dick was rock hard and would hold while I went back and forth. It was fucking brutal on my cock too. If I did this too often I would start to get cuts. I would actually get to the point where I was bleeding. It was noisy too, all that friction and slapping as each finger passed.

I remember it was like a revolutionary day when I realized I could get hard and orgasm just by stroking my cock rather than beating the shit out of it. And thanks to slang terms like "beat off" vs. "jerk off" which were pretty common back then, I just assumed people did it different ways.

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fucking europeans

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Someone please screenvroom this.

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>>743169593
>start feeling guilty because i killed millions of minianons

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>>743171102
Roberto

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>>743171388
This puts a smile on my face. Thanks euro op.

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>>743171388
Lmao put me in the screencap

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>be me,11yr old
>just finished jerking off
>feel like i have to take a shit
>get out of bed
>shart myself
>ohno.jpg
>check my underwear in bathroom
>It's cum
>mfw

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>>743171388

I woke up at 9 in the morning because a friend told me of a legendary thread and by god am i glad that i woke up

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this autistic bastard.

>>743168957
>faggeto
Fucking cool story bro

Damn this is why i love 4chan.org/b/

Making a screencap! Almost done!

>>743182441
Noice

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>be 11 or 12
>home sick from school watching daytime TV
>Some sow on breast cancer was on
>tons of pics of tits on the TV during daytime, mind blown
>dick gets hard, start to stroke it
>keep stroking it
>orgasm but no cum because too young I guess
>after that I'd always fap in the shower to my imagination
Around the same age I would then check my hotmail junkmail and it was full of porn ads and I'd fap to those ads for browser history stealth because shared family computer

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>>743182464
It's probably too small. Tell me what I can do to improve it.

>>743182674
can't read shit

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>>743182674
Hmm, a bit bigger? Max file size is 2 MB.

>>743182674
Wow, it's impossible to read. Have you tried to take a screencap at 100% and then put everything together in Photoshop?

>>743167293
>keep in mind, we were all 9yo toddlers.
>>start talking of fapping everyday
>>a friend of mine buys a phone
>>brings it to school
>>"hey guys, let's look for HUGE TITTIES!"
underage b& or fake story

>>743182897
Yeah, but any bigger and the file size limit is exceeded.

>>743182855
>>743182996

Still too small, try to save it as .jpg and test 80% for quality.

>>743171388
This is one of the best things ive ever seen

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>>743183088
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A 'JAY-PEG' IS?

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>>743171388
put me in the cap

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>>743183221
Fuck, I suck at this.

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>>743183255
Jesus, this is taking forever.

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>>743183320
Ok, I multiplied the size a bunch.

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>>743169593
Aww yeah underwear cleanup master race

>>743183320
good, i am pleased.

>>743183416
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

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>>743183416
Aaand, like 100X more.

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>>743183559
Nope, it just won't fucking work. Well, I suck at technology. >>743183432 seems happy enough.

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>>743183559
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Just saying that I've been vrooming in this thread the whole time.

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>>743183652
I already put one fag begging to be in the screencap. I have enough crap in there already.

CURRENTLY SENDING THIS SHIT INTO SOMEONE WHO READS GREENTEXT

>>743183900
Name?

>>743171388
10/10 vroomed the whole time

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP WOOT

>>743183971
Either creepswork or Brendaniel
>dubs decides

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>>743171388
Vroom on anon

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screencap pl0x

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good shit op

>>743166626
vroom vroom fag saved on the archives for decades and for the next generations to witness this.
WITNESS IT!

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/743166626
and
https://archived.moe/b/thread/743166626

>>743184096
newfag
theres a screencap at >>743183559

>>743166626
>at 6yo, used to play sonic in the playroom with a friend from under a tablefootball, sometimes covered by a sheet and fitted with cushions and snacks and shit. It was our tent.
>one day we decide to try sex, which is, obv, sticking your dick in a bum. So we would take turns just entering into the bum and staying there while doing foot massages, the receiver popping his head out of the tent to play sonic
>one day the parents find out, major crisis with friend's parents, not allowed to have tent
>develop some white stuff oozing out of foreskin (which I had never peeled back in my lifetime, I just thought that was the hole). Antibac treatment, and from thereon "you have to peel back in the shower anon"
>we keep doing that however from time to time while thrusting in and out 'cause we'd heard about that part (none of us to my knowledge have become gay or bi since btw)
>one day about a year post-crisis, friend's older brother (about 16) shows us the thrusting and I learn how to fap.
>I was very much annoyed when at 11 I had to thereon clean my stuff up

>>743184267
i meant put me in the screencap fucking moron

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I want to be in the cap.

>>743184066
brendaniel

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What's going on here?

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>>743183221
>>743183255
>>743183320
>>743183416
>>743183559
Have you ever heard of the archives, anon?
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/743166626
there's literally no reason to screencap shit anymore like an autistic monkey

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Jesus fucking Christ OP

>>743184863

Screencaps are for greentext threads moron

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>>743184863
GoFuckYourself, cunt...

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Pls invlude me in screencap

>>743171388
vroom vroom, roberto

>>743183900
Bro, you sending my screencap of it? If you could get The Internet Historian to do it, that'd be great, but Brendaniel otherwise.

l

>>743186066
Winrar

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>>743186698
Aaay, didn't even notice my own dubs. Guess you'll have to send my screencap to both of 'em.