It's that time of the evening. Again. Sorry to those wh

>>743139195
boomp

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>>743139195

"I didn't mean it when I called you a failure, Frank."

pls, for a friend.

>>743139560
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vHQVeOLynI

People who survive for a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, buddy.

>>743139757
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18JWdbJRTfw

>>743139757
Nice.

"Every time I flew with him, his skill stood out. He was unstoppable...He was cool-headed and proud. A combat professional. Demon Lord fit him perfectly. Maybe the man was blessed by the goddess of war...He would ascertain the situation in an instant, and change the tide of battle. He was born for combat. It was no wonder they called him Demon Lord. That said, it was hell trying to keep up with him...It didn't matter where the battlefield was, the man had complete trust in his own powers. He was born for battle. A Demon Lord who struck down all opposition. He paid no heed to the troubles of those who flew with him...Before long, everyone had taken notice of him. More and more would show up to watch him go off on sortie. Mercenaries or maintenance crew, it didn't matter. People wanted to burn his image into their memories. Hell, they weren't the only ones."

Requesting
"Wait, for me, Yotsuba,"
"Papa is coming."
"Oh here you are."
"Yotsuba, it's time for us to go home."
"Thank you for looking after her."

>>743139961
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GmLKiP82kh

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>>743139687

top notch. Thank you, OP.

>>743139961
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qEMePRTa3j

>>743139989
I'd need to more information to accurately portray the feeling of this, but here you go:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hf6JEmgNEC

>>743140236
thnx

>>743139961
>>743140120
You're welcome, guys

>>743139195
An excerpt from the book I'm reading, for you.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tFO6KctnCA

Please say with an Arabic accent "Praise allah! I feel another sexual emergency coming on, Muhammad. Allah has given us so many infidel children that we need not share or use the same one twice! Ah, Uh! You feel so much better than my goat young infidel!"

>>743139195
Kys fucking cunt

>>743140791
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tFO6KctnCA

>>743140888
nice trips
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NfJpKye89K

>>743140966
That is the wrong link

>>743139195
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a divis-"

>>743139195
I can lift a full-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

>>743139195
Dick or gtfo.

>>743141103
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GCl5hzv6mj

>>743140746
>>743140791
>>743140966
OP, if you just don't want to say it, then just say so. Posting the wrong link is confusing.

>>743141192
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1T5ekA9x1QT

>>743141087
sorry, here it is:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YP3keNd4c3

>>743141227
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1im8wWIpNAY

>>743141583
My god, you absolute mad man, you did it! Thank you for the gift of 72 keks!

>>743141796
You're welcome, sorry for the mix up.

Keep em comin' boys.

"All hail Trump, God emperor of America, leader of Kekistan, regent of PEPE, KEK's only begotten son, those whom believe in him shall not be offended but have everlasting LULZ! may they melt snowflakes as they fall. In Shadilay's name we meme,"

>>743142037
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mepxwDoy1E

In a proud cinematic voice "Our right wing death squads return victorious. All hail God Emperor Trump"

>>743142230
I did two different ones, this is triumphant modern era shit:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KCAm6JwnU2

And this is 1940s propaganda:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1H0mauAuR2y

>>743139195
"Fuck those porch monkeys! God, I hate niggers!"

>>743142362
Thank you!

>>743142419
Jesus Fucking Christ, man...
For the sake of the art...

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gdlw5348XH

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Can you s-say:
''Alice is the b-best thing in this shitty /b/ board''
Pls d-dear <4.

Give me your most evil laugh op. Make it at least 15 seconds

>>743142723
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rEHJpgHjPG

Say "Maikuru Taisuru"
Like Mike Tyson but in japanese

>>743142728

A la Mark Hammill
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ojxjb1al5L

Say "applesoft nigger"

>>743142819
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1H1aSO9ye1Z

>>743142987
Nope. You get one nigger, that's it.

>>743142553
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gdlw5348XH

>>743143023
That was great

>>743142952
Holy shit mate

"It's pickle Rick!"

>>743142952
Bravo op...bravo


This will make a nice tone

>>743143227
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NKFaFficGP

>>743142553
>>743143088
Sorry, was requesting both for another anon.

>>743143488
no worries... apt dubs, though

>>743139195
Try using a gruff drill-sergeantesque voice for this; not that it would be hard for you to do or anything.

"Fresh off the boat, from Reddit, kid? Heh, I remember when I was just like you. Brain-dead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: Never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking Reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't Reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you Daily Show-watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't, though. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me? Heh, I'm a judge. This place... this place has a lot to offer... Heh, you'll see, kid. That is, if you can handle it..."

"Gamer Girl: Niel Druckmann, why did you ruin Uncharted 4 by making it impossible to land a hit on Nadine Ross and switch the role of villain to the rich cuck for the final battle?
Neil Druckmann: You have a tiny penis.
Gamer Girl: Excuse me?!
Neil Druckmann: And you hate women.
Gamer Girl: I am a woman!
Neil Druckmann: Oh, so that's what's wrong with you. Next! Bring out the next person please!
Gamer Girl: Mother fucker!"

>>743139195
Keep em comin'! I'm about to head to bed let's do as many as I can.

>>743143737

I played a drill sergeant once, this is similar to the voice I used.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFlrN8mbsV

>>743143786

This was fun.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1y2UxrLYC0y

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>743139195
Scream as if you were turning into a super saiyan

>>743144276
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yEblGy031y

>>743144455
aight.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kPW9hFYiu5

Do this op

https://youtu.be/9gLN3QoN-q8

>>743144602
that hurt a little. Fuck this movie. Great performance though
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DTTrcz5Hnj

Say Me So Horny, Me Love You Long Time

>>743139195
*Stoner laugh
Fuck yeah, look at this caterpillar, its like look I'm a caterpillar, I'mma turn into a pretty butterfly

>>743145050
check

>>743145050
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MmqnEfDCiY

>>743145126
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1aleYrFO9ED

Are you friends with russianchan or vix?

>>743145377
not yet.

>>743139195
"But Mr.J you told me you wanted to get rid of Batsy...so I killed him. Mr.J? What are you doing?" *Scream

>>743139195
"tevin, you're a nigger, and no matter what you do or what you say, you'll always be a nigger."

"Fleshgaits, skinwalkers, wendigos, goatmen. I can't tell what the fuck they are, but they're real and I'm sure as shit not going outside after dusk in this fucking county."

>>743144838
Nice work man, that film has too many iconic scenes

>>743139195
Try doing your own we wuz kangs and sheit monologue
https://youtu.be/CkaX6tyq9pI

>>743145417
how do you feel about them

>>743145448
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cVZcWdLnKa
Don't really have the folds for true tone, but solid.

>>743145450
see above>>743143488

>>743145460
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0n8Oeer3dgX

Can I get a "I really do love you, Tostada girl. You and your soup are always welcome around me"

>>743145815
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aMEyQ42dTm

>>743145929
Legendary

>>743145777
Awesome! That was perfect!

>>743145599
I do think it's a funny meme... But I can't really do it. So in regard to your request, I guess you could say I... dindu nuffin.

>>743145601
links?

>>743145777
Not the guy requesting it but why is nigger where you draw the line? Dont you know where you are??

>>743146254
Capitalism and personal preference. I'd rather get paid to say it because I like money and playing racists. They get a good reaction from people. Mostly liberals, and mostly anger. I love pissin' liberals off.

Could you make this sound like a chocolate bar commercial and say something like-
"Andy Sixx chocolate logs are so delicious and creamy that 9 out of 10 memers that tried one came back for more"

>>743139195
The German, evil by virtue of nature, does not understand irony or sarcasm. He does not comprehend humor or jokes. He can't comprehend the function of a jester or the role of a prank. When he laughs, it's usually at the failures of what he deems his inferiors. The German is mean spirited and will not forgive any sign of weakness. The German can only see the universe in terms of what's expected and what should happen. He does not see himself as an actor in the cosmic drama that's football. For him, scoring a penalty is no different to balancing an account. "So einfach ist das", he utters as he takes his third consecutive trophy and doesn't even bother to celebrate because he has merely done his job, no different from a scientist or an engineer

>>743146659
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BVHTm6oRcG

>>743146715
That was good!

>>743146712
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bd4It95Ev2

>>743139195
Boy I'd sure love Andy Sixxs creamy log in my mouth. That creamy log slowly slipping down my throat as I smell its heavanly scent

>>743147002
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CV1VkIbXNM

>>743139195
OJ Simpson was innocent. Its It's obvious that he didnt murder his wife or that other guy! You just want him jailed because he is a successful black man! Shame on you you racist!

OP are you the same guy that was doing the Rick and Morty impersonation threads a while back?

>>743139195
GET OFF MY BOARD ALICE AND TAKE ALL OF THESE ALICE FAGS WITH YOU YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE! REEEEE

>>743147191
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GUNGfagKUs

>>743147242
No, I was doing one last night and someone requested a morty impersonation, though. Did a pickle rick one tonight, too

>>743147276
Bbut Aalice shoshowed me how to ccut the pppeppers.

>>743146570
You mentioned doing voice work before, hows that gig?

>>743147276
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mfJGDLFfru

>>743147426
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tnG994R9rn

>>743147452
rn it's shit mate

>>743147452
I do this to keep the chops chopping.

>>743139195
Say "hi i'm sand unterdale". Make it as shitty as possible.

>>743147494
"I don't understand why Troy Baker gets like a thousand gigs, he should be punished for leaving so many VA s out of work, that greedy motherfucker. IMPEACH!"

>>743147494
Are you referring to the strike those va are in? Why is it shit

>>743147639
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ELTjwVqxnY

>>743147702
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfKTgTBtSy

Are you going to make another vocaroo thread after tonight?

>>743139195

In your house I long to be
Room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone
Alone

>>743147826
I probably will. I'll post my discord before the thread dies

if you want me to scream for you guys, here you go
>>743147254

>>743147926
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJuSs5bTaR

Alright, I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl. And I like pretty ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.

>>743139195
How deep is your voice?https://youtu.be/JAdDkFx0_6o
"I'm giving up the ghost of love
And a shadow is cast on devotion"

>>743148083
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0p6pgKz0Y7u

>>743147639
>>743147804
"helo my designation is papaya unterdale and I am the male sibling of the aforementioned sand unterdale"

Also like a commerciual
"How about a Donkey Punch? Wha- Hell no! Too bad. Look out for the Donkey Punch. Donkey Punch Soda sold pretty much everywhere."

>>743148217
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KdBPFOHYa5

Any refrain requests while I'm singing?

>>743148532
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1fKyOPEIhEj

>>743148545
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nPRLTFi6QG

>>743148548 Now do the chorus!
Break this bittersweet spell on me
Lost in the arms of destiny
Bittersweet