Hey /b/ my girlfriend has extreme narcolepsy with cataplexy.

>>743123463
She ded?

>>743123648
Nah. If she was i would have one more round with her for sure though.

anal! + pics

>>743123734
Anal grosses me out. Plus I'm worried the pain might knock her out of it.

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>>743123463
Boi u kno wat u gunna do 4 us.

>>743123808
What is it?

Show her fully nude

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facial

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>>743123463
tie her up.
blindfold and gag.
take a picture. put it on craigslist with title, 'fuck my wife right now'.. text your address to responders.

watch ur gf wake in horrer as her boyfriend is letting random fat ugly gross craigslist degenerates jerk off on her and stick their dicks in her.

then break up with her for being a slut.
oh yeah, I would charge a few bucks at the door!

>>743124009
That's too quick. I'll start undressing her. Apparently she can be fully conscious for some of it.

>>743123463
So she said you can bone her when she passes out and she passed out and you're asking what you should do? Just bone dude. Or talk to her like she's awake

Until you do something that really activates her almonds and she dumps you and claims you constantly raped her because of her narcolepsy and she couldn't help to stop it as she was too unconscious.

>>743123463
She's lying to you bro, she wants to get you with a "Cosby" lawsuit...

>>743124436
I do it all the time. I was just bringing my bros into it this time

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>>743124493
At least I get that sweet sweet unconscious sex until then, boys.

>>743124575
yeah what's better than fucking a motionless corpse and not enjoy the sweet moans girls make during sex. wow so cool dude

>>743124656
Christ. You're right. This is legitimately the only way we have sex ever. Never have I had sex with her while she's conscious.

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>>743124744
Op quit replying and start fucking that corpse you god damn grave digger.

>>743124575
So if she's passed out and ur boning- well before I continue have you spoken with her about it even more? Like about yoi doing it? And like I said if she's passed out what's the problem with snapping pics? Not that it matters to much to me because I just look at half this shit uninterested because I like a thottie already.

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>>743124744
that wasn't even what I was saying dumbshit. You said you can enjoy the sweet unconscious sex and I was saying that shit isn't sweet. Learn to read.

Post some nude pics please

>>743125229
Have you had it before? It's pretty nice.

>>743123463
I think there are lies being told here, but if not, let's see that sweet looking ass!

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>>743124859
Kek

>>743123463

why aren't we seeing nudes yet?

tits, timestamp or GTFO.

>>743125393
This

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>>743124744
And what the fuck anon you need to wake her up and make her feel that erect 3 inch chub for real.

>>743125393
>>743125367
She woke up momentarily. Or she's talking in her sleep. Just give a few minutes to see if she passes back out. If she doesn't I'll leave forever.

>>743123463
The bait is strong with this one

Umm... Tits? Timestamp? Just start with that. Taking photos is harmless, yo. Think of it as breaking through as a narcoleptic pajamas model and her manager, the sleazy b/tard who is also her boyfriend. Fucking perfect. Just go all out, bro. Cram a varmint in her sleeping beauty and pretend it's the all-genital version of Ground Hogs Day. But instead of it starring Bill Murray, it'll be starring us. Masturbating. Fuck yeah man, be the dickspout you always knew you were and take pictures of that chick that kinda trusts you. And share em with us. Cause we're bored, god dammit.

>>743124143
Look, anon, not everyone here is a cuck who wants to watch that

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>>743123463
get the harpoons

op's a faggot

>>743123463
Everybody bail!

You fucking newfags. Always get a timestamp up front.

>>743125772
She woke up. I'm definitely a faggot. Sorry boys. Next time I'm doing it I'll just take pictures instead of trying to do it live like a fucking idiot.

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>>743126056
OP IS A FAGGOT

>>743125537
>If she doesn't I'll leave forever.
i hope someone sends a box of dildos to your house you cunt bitch motherfucker

Threads back up boys. She s back asleep.

>>743126378
Then fucking post something worthwhile! Fuuuuuck!

>>743126378
you already know the rules.

hurry up.

Well strip her pants off then nigga

>>743126378
I crashed. I was gonna say it was time to do it face to face like a man...and a woman. Not on some bullshit. But now take some vids or something while you can. This is pissing me off.

>>743126568
OP you are fucking worthless...

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>>743126568
Nigga is that your brother wearing a fucking bra?

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>>743126568
>Inb4
>Tf u doin
>Spaghetti falls out of erect penis.
>What do anon?

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>>743126378

>>743126854
timestamp the next one, dammit.
next shot ... take off her pants & panties.

>>743126871
latefag

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>>743126995

>>743126568
buy her some new fucking pants

>>743127415
show pussy

>>743127415
Could you possibly go any slower with this shit? Fucking hell OP... this is the most underwhelming thread I have seen in a long ass time

>>743127591
Ikr

>>743127415
One without panties?

surprise her with chocolates when she wakes up so she thinks ur a good boyfriend and gives you sex while she can be good at it. also tell her i said hello

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>>743127415
Lets go already, fuck that corpse boi

Show a clear shot of those awesome tits

>>743127415
Cum on tits

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>>743127591
I've tried. She always wears those because they're more comfortable

SHOW DEM TITTIES WITHOUT YO HANDS NIGGA. Then JIZZ ON THEM!

>>743127415
OP is less of a faggot now.

pull those panties off.
show us her pussy.

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>>743127800

send her tits my condolences

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>>743127800
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

>>743124143
KEEK

>>743127415
Ahit yeah, now we're talking. Pussy and ass!!

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>>743127868
>>743127847
Will do

dick in ass lets go

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>>743127415
respect.

get her pussy wet.
spread those pussy lips apart.

take her clothes of, spread her legs and then her pussy

Gotta Jizz on those awesome tits man

>>743128099
dubs get?

Take vids

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>>743126854
>>743127415
>>743127800
>>743127988

>>743124859
>grave digger

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>>743128292
mmmm tasty

You made me happy op, now spread those lips and put your fingers inside

>>743128377
I concur, would not into womb

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>>743128292
MOTHER OF GOD KILL THAT WHALE

>>743128292
Nice thick puss! Can we see her asshole? And how about slipping a finger in it for me?

>>743128519
>nut, fucking autocorrect

>>743128529
Seconded

video of you nutting inside her.
be a hero!

>>743128576
shame, not into womb was funnier

>>743128522
>>743128190

Haters gonna hate

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>>743128522

Fucking post faster man, how am I gonna cum to this slowmo :)

>>743128662
are you so desperate to like this?
>>743128522
>>743128190
how rude

>>743128292
Needs a creampie now

>>743128809
From a real cake

Nut On Those Big Ol Tittes Cmon Man DO IT

>>743128795
>are you so desperate to like this?
Nope, just the facts ma'am
....haters always hate

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>>743128622
Sorry. Some got dubs for tits.

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>>743128292

bamp

>>743128929
I got DUBS for cum on titties. PRODUCE NOW

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>>743128929
stream it bro

>>743128099
See

>>743128929
That's the spirit!
Right on track for the leaking out of her cunt

We need to vote. Should op cum in or cum on?

>>743129088
>excited-geese.gif

cum in.
get her pregnant.

>>743129001
She s awake and wants full attention. Sorry guys. Have a good night.

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>>743128292

>>743129088
Cum inside with leaking out creampie

>>743129088
Dubs means we do need to vote

Fuck that. Those tits are begging for Jizz

>>743129141

what's better than all of our attention?

>>743129088
Cum in, that way there will be significant evidence in court.

>>743129141
asshat

>>743129141
Bummer. No ass. Feels bad man...

>>743129141
If we finish before thread archives I'll cum on tits and post.

>>743129224
I second this

>>743129265
shes away, show ass then

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>>743129368
She said keep going.

>>743129490
Atta girl. Doing god's work!

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>>743124859

>>743129490
sweet. gif her ridiing

Fuck man this feels like some bomb squad type of shit, who knows when is she gonna go off, what if one of her tits is the wake up button and the ass is the snooze button

>>743129490
Now can we get ass AND spread ass?? This girl is a trooper!

>>743129490
god those tits are delicious.

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>>743129490
nice sonic mania collectors edition you got there

>>743129490

MMM id coat those tits with a thick layer of spooge

>>743129632
this also spread ass

>>743123463
Jerk off because this isn't real

>>743129661
>Now can we get ass AND spread ass?? This girl is a trooper
I second this

Spread ass, Cum on tits or ass.

>>743129803
Latefag

>>743129490
YIKES

>>743129908
>YIKES
....Said the kikes....

POST FEET PICS FOR US FOOT FAGS

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>>743129843
Next is cum on tits

Another vote for ass and spread ass.

I've actually become nauseous going through this thread, she's disgusting I'm sorry I'll never be this desperate

>>743130146
Wider? Need more cute butthole!!

>>743130146
omfg her asshole looks perfect for f ucking

>>743130318
Its become less about desparation and more about OP actually delivering, for me at least.

>>743130146
Sure hop you have good aim and lots of cum to unleash on those gorgeous tits

stroking and waiting

>>743130146

anal OP

Bump I guess

>>743130443
The cumshot lasted too long for the upload size

Keep going OP, need a good story to tell at work tomorrow to my retarded coworkers

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>>743129490
Jesus christ, I put this in a ylyl thread

>>743130682
uploaded it somewhere else please, need it in my life

Post PIC of cumshot damnit

If shes narcoleptic why tf is she wearing them god damn blinders during conversation.

>>743130682
cmon bruh.

>>743130682
streamable . com

come on man, post pics of feet.

talk about about to cum and let down

holding out hope

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>>743130788
I'm working on it boys.

OP wiping up cum and sleeping now

keeping myself hard waiting

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>>743123463
show off her feet and then lick them

>>743123463
Tie her up and gag her, obviously

If I don't get some feet, anon.

>>743131487
Sorry for the pause button I had to screen cap a gif to make it small enough.

>>743131487
can you upload it as a video with sound?

>>743131622
This, post to somewhere else and post link here

>>743131487
Finger asshole with 2 fingers

>>743131487
full vid with sound POST SOMEWHERE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

>>743131584
I'm in the shower now, bud. Next time for sure.

>>743131622
That s more effort than I want to put into it. I'm spent.

>>743131622
>can you upload it as a video with sound?

this please

now she is awake you can put your dick inside her ass completely and post it

>>743131487
I hate to be ungrateful, but please post the full video somewhere! streamable?

>>743131734
Nigga, when you get out of the shower, take a pic of her feet.

>>743131734
just post it in a dropbox wont take long

Accept it boys. Thread is kill

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>>743131823
for the love of god get this nigger a pic of her feet

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>>743131726
Sorry feet and anal anime. It'll have to be next time. She came, I came. Have a good night.

Come on OP, you could be not a faggot for once, you've come so far

>>743131948

how did she cum? we didn't see that. lol.

OP gave his best, overall, I give this a 7/10, 8-9/10 if we get a creampie