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Became a 33rd degree mason today. Ask me anything. Also general

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Became a 33rd degree mason today. Ask me anything. Also general freemasonry thread-
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Your hat says 32
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>>743123053
This was before the actual ceremony.
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What are the requirrements for "Degree" progression..?
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>>743122961
Do masons actually do anything in their fruity little clubs?
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How old r u?
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>>743123229
The requirements to progress through the degrees may differ depending on the Grand Lodge jurisdiction in which you live, and in some jurisdictions there may be different requirements depending on the Lodge that you join.
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>>743123274
35 two kids and a beautiful wife.
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What's the final degree if 33 is better than 32?
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>>743123245
Your question is not an easy one to answer, but I'll give it my best shot. The teachings and tenets of Freemasonry are essentially the same the world over. Through its teachings we are taught to strive to live our life in an honorable, grateful and generous manner. We are taught to regard the whole human species as one family.
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>>743122961

what is even masons because for a while I thought they were Zionists but idk
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>>743122961
how many miles did you have to run?
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>>743123452
Read above.
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>>743123451
i mean when you stroll down to the lodge in your fez, what do you actually sit around doing? is it one big circle jerk or does anything actually get done/planned?
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>>743123327
Well what was it in yours?
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>>743123245
There will always be good men there who want nothing more than to help you progress in your search for more Light.
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Yeah... but what sort of requirements? Money donated?, Community involvement?, Volunteer days at a disadvantagegd shelter? Building a new wing on a local hospital?, What did it involve for you specificly?
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>>743123452
you thought some random fraternal order/club was just another word for a supporter of Jewish nationalism?

not really seeing the connection, but alright.
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>>743123451

do they do anything proactive? or is it a circle jerk?
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>>743123596
Memorizing a certain portion and part of Masonic ritual or it may only require that he demonstrate an understanding of his current status as a Mason.
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Found a copy of "Morals and Dogma" in a Yard Sale (got it for 50cents). Would the guy that sold it get in trouble for that?
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>>743123632
I had to demonstrate I could know secrets and keep my mouth shut basically. Sounds easy but it´s not.
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>>743123810
Most definetly yeah. you should give me his contact details. I will make sure he gets kicked out and an insider fine we charge.
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>>743123915
how the fuck do you prove that besides "here's a piece of paper that lists a lodge member's secret fetish. if you tell anyone, we'll kill you"
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>>743123691
We have the control of the city where I live.
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>>743124028
Once you see the things I saw, there is a very small chance you will run to tell people without fear of something happening to you.
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>>743124014

Well, shit. I was hoping you'd say No.
It was in South Point, Ohio (don't live there anymore). Never knew the guy's name or anything.
I feel kinda bad now.
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>>743124086
wah fucking hoo. you "control" a city council in Fuck-all Nowhere, Indiana. I bet the Illuminati are real proud.
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>>743124218
We´ll find out who it is, just with that piece of information you gave. Thanks.
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>>743124171
name one of those things.

Short of seeing a human sacrifice or a snuff film being made, i'm struggling to imagine what sort of things you'd see that would evoke such a response
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>>743124171
Like sucking each others dicks?
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>>743124230
Better than sitting in your mom´s basement, the chief police officer and major are also masons.
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>>743124335
Join.
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>>743122961
Do you honestly believe that awful beard detracts from how many chins your have lardo?
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>>743124400
ok. and what does that really accomplish?

what nefarious plots could you really get up to? shoot a few more black people than you were otherwise planning to?
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>>743124504
That´s the whole point, you said it yourself.
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>>743122961
How many tiles are there on your grannies roof?
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>>743124558
Money and real estate.
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>>743122961
Seems interesting. I'll into it
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I laugh at these summerfags who think the Illuminati are actually real. You are seriously mental.
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>>743124759
Thank you very much. I am exceedingly gratified that you found it to be useful and interesting. I do indeed intend to keep up the good works, as should we all.
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inb4 some annon sends this thread to every lodge in the world and gets you excommunicated
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>>743124879
don't skpi my question, brother.
>>743124620
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What's the final degree if 33 is better than 32?
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>>743122961
u are no mason
your just a fatass retard larping for attention
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>>743125035
To know that answer you need to be one if you ain't one.
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>>743125035
There is no higher degree than that of Master Mason.
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>>743125077
>u
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>>743125077
And how do you know he isn't one? Please elaborate and show your work.
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>>743125077
http://www.masonsmart.com Join.
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>>743125147
Yep. This guy gets it. The rest are just honorary and mean really nothing outside of the Lodges. The only thing that matter is the third degree.
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>>743125171
U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
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>>743122961
How does one join? Do you have to be someone who is proficient in your field of work who gets noticed by another mason and invited and then have to get other masons to vouch for you, or is it actually more simple than that?
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>>743122961
Is there no help for the widow's son?
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>>743122961
Is a 33rd degree Mason higher than a 3rd degree Mason?
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>>743125410
http://www.masonsmart.com
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>>743125471
Retard
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>>743125508
There is no higher degree than that of Master Mason
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>>743125508
Nope.
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>>743122961
I think fat people shouldn't be allowed to join freemasonry. Fuck you and your micropenis this is élite stuff.
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>>743122961
You are still a fat fuck that can't grow a full beard and look like a male pig, they laugh at you at the highest level... you will be used and abused.
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>>743125614
>Retard
pray, do tell us how one brother addresses another?
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>>743122961
will you give us the link to the freemasion website that has a list of all members

pls
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>>743124491
It would be easier if you just told us
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So mote it be.
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>>743125841
I will not but that is not it
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How can i contact aliens
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>>743125796
Whatever you say Johnny.
>>743125841
By reading.
>>743125889
That is private.
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>>743122961

What is the point of joining something that requires you to make a lot of oaths and you don’t even know what you are joining?

Why is it so secretive?
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>>743126466
this
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>>743126466
Read the thread.
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how can i join?
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I used to work at a restaurant that did an annual dinner for masons.

We called it "Steak and Hookers". They insisted on all-female staff working the event. We instructed all the employees to NEVER be alone. We required 4 to be on the floor at any time, and for nobody to leave line of sight of each other. If they had to hit the bathroom, they were instructed to leave the floor and use the one on the main floor in the lobby.
The hookers they hired were "ethnic" and pretty rachet.

At the end of the evening, I would show up, and they'd complain that I was there and I'd tear down the bar. They were pretty indignant that I would wouldn't sell them drinks after midnight.
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What the hell do any of these gashapon toys have to do with Freemasonry?
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>>743126701
http://www.masonsmart.com/ Contact us with your personal details and why you want to join.
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>>743126621
nigger, you have literally said NOTHING that would encourage someone to join
>muh control over a small town
>muh secrets
just tell us some secrets or fuck off back to your stupid klan meeting where you all cum on each other in your heathen rituals
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>>743126893
I´d suggest you calm down as I am not offending you nor trying to change anyone´s minds. Read the OP.
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How can i contact Zeta's
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>>743126824
then they weren't true masons. Freemasons are supposed to be the pillars of the community. Good, just people with good morals and a sincere care for others.... Not to mention it's pretty much a requirement for them to be religious. Sounds to me like your restaurant was hosting for posers.
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In 20-30 years, the masons will be extinct. There is no new blood going into their private clubhouse.
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Lol. My family member was invited once. Said you guys play dress up and sacrifice animals.
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>>743127165
No, I can assure you, they were masons. They were shriners. I would tell you their order, but that would have a little too much personal information.
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>>743127050
*Tips fedora*
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>>743127050
The guy has a point though. You said ask you anything, and have dodged basically any of the questions that would give us interesting information that could spur us to join. Why did you decide to join? What is the weirdest thing you've done so far? Does your lodge engage in any satanic stuff? What kind of secrets could you divulge to us?
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What Valley and do you do videos, stage, or mix?
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>>743127130
www.mundonarco.com if you want to contact the Zetas or Sinaloa Cartel.
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>>743127280
Then they were a sad example of masons. ESPECIALLY if they were shriners, given that they're like the cream of the crop, best of the best, the ones that go out and do charities n shit.
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>>743124665
Which goes into whose hands?

Certainly not yours
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>>743127451
I mean the alien race
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>>743127207
not true, my uncle overseas said he would pledge for me if I contacted a masonic lodge and submitted my entrance fees and spoke with a lodge member, from my understanding I would only need one other mason to vouch for me.
however, I am not the brightest light in any given darkness nor do I have much money to my name.
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>>743127345
I decided to join just to become a good troll basically.
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>>743127050
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I am a genetically engineered human being of the illuminati do you know anything about that project
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>>743127345
you aren't, as a mason, allowed to discuss what goes on in any of the meetings.
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>>743127621
More details please.
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>>743127627
Not him but im a former mason, it's not interesting, not at all, what goes on in those meetings, its partly why i left

You'd get more pointed address from an anime club meeting
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>>743127627
If you're not op you can tell us, that retard showed his face
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>>743127627
yeah but like who gives a fuck, your daddy isn't behind you and the thread is gonna disappear. just tell us some stuff
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>>743122961
AMA but doesn't answer anything..this bread is shit just like op
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>>743122961
OP lies. The 33rd degree is an honorary degree conferred after YEARS of faithful service.
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>>743126621

I did read the thread. I dont see what the draw is.
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Cmon they are already here its no secret anymore i saw them the greys the minions not the tall ones
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>>743123382
So your kids are uggos?
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>>743123400

45 then 60 then 90
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>>743127819
yeah my understanding of it is that you guys are a self help organisation centered around political and monetary gain as well as preservation of the spirit.
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>>743127621

Are you female? I am a male selectively bred human. I am seeking my mate to complete the process.
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>>743122961
Now that you have reached the 33rd Degree, how many times a day are you praying to Jabulon? 3? 6? 24?

What do babies taste like? Is it true that they taste like the tenderest veal, or is it more like pork?

How are the blowjobs from your underlings?
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>>743122961
Why do people choose to be Freemasons when they could be normal?
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>>743127489
Well, get your house together. These guys are super shitty examples of Masons. I can recognize most of them and as a general rule, refuse to do business with any of them. My wife worked the bar one year and she was grabbed and propositioned. One particular mason offered her a pretty sizable chunk of change to take her underwear off while she tended the bar.

They go on and on about being pillars of the community, but all they seem to do is blow thousands of dollars in one night on booze and overcooked filet.

The problem is, a lot of Masonic temples are super shitty. I've read about dozens of masonic orders getting in deep shit with their communities when their stripper parties become known to the public.
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>>743123451
So, you're secret Scientologists, but without an E-Meter?
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>>743127832
>>743127862
nope, not OP, I just do my research and know some people and some things.
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>>743123660
Freemasonry revolves around Egyptian bullshit rituals, so if anything, they would rather enslave the Jews again.
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Not OP, but for those actually curious, check out the "Whence came you" podcast. Guy actually details a lot of things without giving away secrets.

Also not every lodge sucks. Lots have shitty boomers that turned everything into a supper club, but ones that can accept younger guys are doing well.

Many guys are looking for some sort of deeper meaning to life and fraternity, and Masonry can provide it in the right setting.
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>>743128237
Tell us the things then faggot
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OP here, I can´t answer anymore of your questions since I am in a meeting now. Thanks for your time brothers.
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>>743128287
no actually it's mostly knights templar nowadays I hear.
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>>743122961
How do you do the secret handshake ?
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>>743128428
Ask the Mormons, they will tell you.
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>>743127543

What´s the actual process of this, curious.
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Why is do you guys make freemosonry sound like the most fedora tier religion type bullshit
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>>743122961
Do you guys ever rumble with the Elluminatis ?
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>>743128084
Freemasonry is an invisible fedora with a secret handshake.
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>>743128027
The objectives can differ depending on the lodge, especially more so depending on if you're in, for example, the English or American branches

A good few front for community services and such, there are a few benefits to being a mason, like tertiary facilities, like, a little hole in the wall secret spa, for example, where you can get a pretty good massage, not as impressive as it sounds, but the massage was nice, and it didnt cost anything, the only catch was that it utilized an awarded voucher, of which you cannot just obtain whenever you want

I think i remember our last meeting before i dipped was about a good will initiative
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>>743128382
telling some of the things I know would put the people I got the information from in potential risk.

I've seen secret tunnels and chambers that other masons present did not know existed, so I've deduced that there are layers of secrets in freemasonry, but that could also be due to different chapters operating differently. some still require more secrecy than others.
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>>743128595
kek
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>>743128647
Nobody here knows who you are. It's safe so tell us
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>>743128637
Does the spa offer happy endings?
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>>743128091
Not a mason. Not sure I'd want to be either. They're great guys but like I said before, it's pretty much a requirement to be religious, Christian to be more precise. I'm pagan, so even though I try to be a good person and all, I don't think I'd be accepted.
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At the 33rd degree do they tell you all of your enlightenment you've obtained comes from the false bearer of light, lucifer
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>>743122961
Will I go to hell if I become a mason?
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>>743128540
You have to know a mason, and have them refer/vouch for you, ideally

Getting in raw can be tedious
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>>743128752
Nah mate the masons arent secret sex rings
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>>743128768
They are not great guys. They just give the public appearance of great guys.

My local shriner organization is a disgusting group of geriatric men who pretend to be pious, but joke about assaulting women over drinks.
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>>743128741
I can say that there is a certain church in newfoundland that has a chamber underneath it with a tunnel leading somewhere I was not allowed to see.

I can say that the skull and bones society has some ties to the freemasons but that does not mean they are affiliated with the freemasons, the skull and bones society steals shit from everyone if they feel like it.
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>>743128768
>2017
>pagan
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>>743128975
At least, not publicly.
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>>743128988
Tell us the nasty stuff
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>>743122961
are you a friend of the widows son?
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>>743122961
Was John Robinson right?
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>>743122961
Are you Penn jillette's retarded brother?
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>>743129115
what like how the skull and bones society has a direct quote from the illuminati over the archway of the entrance and has a panel of overseeing chairs no one is permitted to sit in except members of the third reich?
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>>743124665

So you're proto-jews. Congratulations.
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>>743129046
Shiet idk man, if there was a sex ring i was never high ranked enough to be invited
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>>743129535
just downloaded this last week. Bill Coopers Mystery Babylon series on youtube. You might want to check it out
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>>743122961
How many bricks did you have to lay to qualify?
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>>743129668
or how skull and bones members have to masturbate in a coffin holding a human skull while selling their soul to satan in order to join their little club?

freemasons don't have that kind of shit.
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Are all free masons fat ugly fucks like you?
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>>743129961
all are fat but not all of them are ugly
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>>743129961
Generally speaking, yes.

Conventionally attractive people have better things to do than sit around in secret clubs circlejerking about how they secretly run the town.
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>>743129961
all the freemasons I have ever known were indeed fat.
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>>743129961
yes, it's a requirement
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>>743129589
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>>743124957
Not OP here, but and I'm sure this is bait but: Freemasonry of itself isn't a secret, who is in it is not secret. It's what they do. And I'm pretty sure as long as this guy doesn't reveal anything of that nature he's fine. But, I would like to know more because my uncle and my grandpa are and were (deceased) Freemasons.
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>>743129961
Mom?
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>>743122961
>fucks

How many more dirty things you gotta do until you reach high enough rank to qualify you to become illuminated?

is it true that you all have monthly $$ salary based on rank?

is it true that you all breed Children for sexual purposes?

is it true that you all are getting killed and cloned by some secret army? lol
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>>743122961
Who is God?
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>>743130143
I wish meetings were that interesting...
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>>743130238

Wait they were deceased Freemasons when they were still around?
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>>743130347
the man with the most power.
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>>743130238
Basically its a bunch of dirty old men who get together to watch moldy smut films and jerk each other off about how they're better than everyone else.
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>>743130268
You dont get paid for freemasonry until you hit the upper echelons

In many lodge, your preexisting wealth will determine your rank and rate of progression
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>>743130238
http://www.masonsmart.com
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OP reporting in again (Meeting´s over), I´ll start answering your questions again.
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>>743122961
Do you recognize Prince Hall? Or are they just a bunch of nignogs pretending in your eyes?
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>>743130515
It's a pretty attractive tax loophole. Many lodges are non-profit orgs, so any money you put in is untaxed, and most of that money goes towards entertaining the members.

Tax free beer money.
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>>743130604
Why don't you lose weight? are you afraid you'll be kicked from the club?
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>>743130515

Why does your wealth determine your rank? That is not very illuminated. Thats fucking retarded.
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>>743127916
What makes you think he's lying? He didn't say anything that would imply he didn't do that.
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>>743130675
>most
Half easily goes to sponsoring charity orginizations
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>>743130720
Because, it is all about maintaining the social order. Those with more money are better than those with less.
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>>743130712

Why don´t you get a life and go fishing?
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>>743130720
Im not saying you cant progress without an excessive income but like anywhere else, money is power
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>>743130515
If members are paying, who are they paying? The illuminated members?
Do the illuminated members hold higher knowledge than regular masons about their purpose, like Scientology?
If they are centered around self help then why do they require wealth and status within their community?
If they are religious and believe the meek will inherit the earth and that greed is a sin, why accrue so much money and capitol? For what purpose does it serve?
Have the Masons and the Skull and Bones Society ever been at odds with each other?
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>>743130835
Lol did you eat that entire fish right then and there after taking that pic
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>>743130347

I don´t know I just like sphagetti.
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>>743130898
Dues mostly go to lodge bills, costumes, food, and charity.
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>>743130939
You are the fish.
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>>743122961
Did you ever reclaim the infinity trident and defeat the five Jew bankers?
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>>743130939
Yes I did actually, though my wife under cooked it.
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>>743130898
Masonry is, from my perspective, scientology-lite, but with a handful of actual neat things other than peace of mind

You pay your dues, ideally advance, then make money when you've been suitably illuminated, but until then you are part of the mason income
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>>743130811
>>743130866

Thats kinda suck. So if I come in and throw 1 million at the buttfuck club I get to be level 33?
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First benefit of becoming a freemason was actually getting a rare pepe tattooed on my girl´s arm.
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>>743131062
but we all know that charities do not serve actual charitable organizations but rather whatever corporation is taking the donation, so isn't that like saying you pay the money into your own pocket?
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>>743131093
Did you eat her pussy afterward
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>>743130804
I really wish that were true.

The whole charity thing is a front to make these less than wholesome gangs look good.
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>>743131203

In layman's terms, probably, though they'd probably have to know that you are wealthy rather than just going up them and going "ya hey can i p2w"
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>>743129346
You'll get no succor here, son.
faux, 'new world' bullshit.
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Are Freemasons allowed to have sex with black women?
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>>743131244
while holding his nose
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Your cult has destroyed this land. You and your fellow travelers alongside the Ashkenazi Zionists should be hunted down and fucked with the sharp end of a bayonet. . . And Fùck George Washington
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>>743131244
She sucked my soft areola tits.
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Congratulations Brother! I'm only 3rd degree myself, but plan to progress eventually. Good job on the accomplishment! SMIB
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>>743131464
All the hookers at the previously mentioned "Steak and Hooker" Dinners my restaurant catered for the shriners were "ethnic"
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>>743131568
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>>743131464
I am a black Freemason who has sex with white (and black) women, so I guess so
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So, here's a genuine question for OP.

If you found out that the Masons were actually what people are claiming they are in this thread, what would you do?
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>>743131243
>>743131270
No, they often do things like buy food and cook for banquet dinners and such. They actually go out and spend their own money to fund events like relay for life, veterans appreciation, cancer society, etc. If you ever go to a charity event there is a good chance half of it is funded by your local lodge.
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>>743129961
Every mason I've met is fat.

I know of only one who wasn't. But, he's dead.
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>>743131723
You mean like the dinners that they paid my restaurant to cater?
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>>743131743
Hey, me too. RIP Rick.
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>>743131568
Thanks, I just got home and my family is honored.
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>>743129668
idk if you're trollling

But, with the minute chance you aren't, are you implying the Third Reich is still a thing? Or that Nazis in hiding are still at these meetings?
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>>743131808
Maybe? I wasn't there for that.
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>>743131967
So, what would you do if you found out that your organization threw a "Hookers and Steak" party?
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>>743124171
yet you wont post it over an anonymous image board. so you're a puss and you suck on other freemason wee wee amirite?
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post a timestamp, OP
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>>743130660
I am Prince Hall (in the Southern US, so race is clearly a big factor) and will be the first to say that there are a lot of "rogue" PH lodges. the one, TRUE PH Grand Lodge is often recognized by "white" lodges, but they are also skeptical of many PH Masons because of the high rates of "rogues"
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>>743130450
My grandpa was a freemason. And now he's dead.
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>>743132078
No, there isn't actually anything interesting to tell. Besides your run of the mill sexual depravity, they're boring as fuck.
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>>743122961
Dont ya gotta memorize a buncha formulas or equations? If so how many and is it hard to memorize these things? I'm an idiot
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>>743131629
lol
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>>743132126
What makes you think a guy like me would post timestamps?
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>>743122961
To be correct the 33rd degree is honorary, it is the last degree in the Scottish Rite arm of the fraternity. There is another arm called the York Rite.
The person talking about the bad behavior and drinking of Masons were probably actually talking about Shriner's. The Shrine is another arm of the fraternity. You have to be a Master Mason to enter any of the three arms but you do not have to join one of the arms to be a Mason. I found that most Shriner's only become Mason to become a Shriner and they do so for monetary reasons.
Rest assured Brother, you are always being watched.
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>>743132077
I'm not even a mason. And I'd probably applaud them for finally fucking something other than their ugly wives. I honestly don't care what they choose to do with their money.

>>743132143
Thats a shame. I had no idea that rogue lodges were such an issue. I've spent a lot of time with some great Prince Hall guys.
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>>743132157
Guess who killed him?
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>>743123915
>prove I can keep secrets

>I'm a free mason ask me anything
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>>743132522
To be fair, he hasn't actually answered any questions asked.

It's almost as if he's not really a Mason and is posting some rando mason dude's pictures.
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>>743132323
>fedora
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>>743132323
simple, you posted a bunch of pics already, even started the thread with one, so its not like youre shy. But without a timestamp, it could just be photos of some random guy and his family that you are posting to add false credibility to your claims
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>>743132388

Can you join all three at once? What if you are gay and like to suck dick?
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>>743131874
Nigga you straight up grabbing your daughters loli boobs
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>>743132612
>almost
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>>743132482
yeah man, it's a big issue actually. I've had to completely cut off conversations with "Masons" after they started saying/doing shit they had no business saying in public because (in my opinion) they were trying to "prove themselves"
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Secret of Freemasonry

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/crowley/lies/72.htm
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>>743122961

Do freemasons sometimes try to force people to join. I have had some unpleasant experiences.
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>>743132642
See now you´re getting a little too personal.
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>>743132676
You can if fact belong to the Scottish Rite, The York Rite and be a Shriner. Not sure about being an open fag. I believe that he would never make it through the first 3 degrees before either changing or quitting. You have to have a sponsor to submit an application and then an investigation is conducted so if you are smoking cocks it would probably end there and you would never even see the inside of a lodge.
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>>743132200
>>743132277
>>743132323

checked
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>>743132936
>filed in the lies directory
I bet this will be informative and accurate.
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>>743132995
There's a scottish rite temple in my town. Do you have to be a true scotsman to join?
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>>743132969
No it has to be of your own freewill
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>>743133142
Haha, no....
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>>743132969
It goes against everything they're taught to even suggest someone else should join. _You_ have to ask to be one. Whoever you spoke to either wasn't a mason or they were a cunt.
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>>743133081

Quite the tongue twister(s).
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>>743133231
It was my father.
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>>743133381
Then he was completely wrong.
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>>743133231
they don't wanna come off as sounding desperate, but their numbers are thinning.
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What would possibly exclude me from becoming a Free Mason?
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>>743133231
>>743133181

Some other guy is pretending to be me. Anyway I have been put in some "weird" situations by people claiming to be masons. And its always about me joining.
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>>743131241
Who the fuck would get that tat.is she retarded.i bet shes an amateur sword swallower
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>>743128867
According to the catholic church, I'd say yes!
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>>743133381
Your father is a cunt. I understand Masons are going the way of the dinosaur and young blood is rare, but he should follow the ideals he was taught through the lodge.
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>>743122961
What jurisdiction
What valley
From whence came you
Why 32nd degree cap
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>>743133556
We will remain.
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Have you seen the singing lumberjack degree?
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>>743133603
Being an unlikeable shithead, or not having a God. That's really it.
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Is Albert Pike, 33rd, going to be toppled?

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Red-Paint-Thrown-on-Statue-in-DC-441059833.html
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>>743133790

What if you don’t have a religion?
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>>743133862
he's not our shit in the northern jurisdiction
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>>743133603
There are really only four requirements. None are hard they concern the type of person you are and what you believe. If you do not meet any of the "requirements" you would never receive an application. I am not at liberty to tell you what they are. I can say if you possess them others will know.
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>>743133951
you have to believe in a higher power/supreme being. Doesn't have to be organized religion per se
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>>743133862
>skull and crossed bones

skull and bones society has more to do now with the illuminati than the current masons.
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>>743133790
What happens to masons who stop believing in god?
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>>743133619
>>743133727
Ah. I'd stay away from those people then. I've never had a mason ask me to join even though I'm sure the brothers I know would love to have me there.

>>743133951
this
>>743134067
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>>743134148
now you sound stupid
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>>743134003
Mister Pike was quite insane.
Although Morals & Dogma is something which should be read.
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>>743134201
they should step away from freemasonry
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>>743134067

Does this count?
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>>743134201
I assume they'd drop out of the masons or lean on a brother to work through it.
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>>743134243
a lot of us read it in the NJ, but it's not officially recommended.
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>>743134026
Jesus Fucking Christ.

A quick google search will reveal these answers

You have to be a man, have a good reputation, believe in god, and be at least 18

You are being intellectually dishonest.
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>>743134293
technically I suppose so
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>>743134262
>>743134298
So, let's assume that the person decides to NOT drop out, and does not restore his faith.
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>>743123451
Liar. Shut yo satanic ass up
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OP you have literally not answered any questions. Yet, if I asked you what toppings you prefer on your McDonalds cheeseburger, you would not hesitate to answer.

Enjoy trying to feel special in your shitty top secret circle jerk club.
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>>743123451
>We are taught to regard the whole human species as one family
aaaaand I just lost all interest (and I was genuinely interested)
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not sure if huge bait or fat fucks thinking that they are doing something big when they are as stupids as a catholic priest
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>>743134396
Well that isn't everything but yes those we don't word them that way. There is a lot of stuff on Masonry on the internet that doesn't allow me to speak of them. If a man is interested he can find most things on his own.
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>>743134484
Cheese and pickles is all I need.
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>>743134609
You get to walk thorugh the tunnels, one of them which leads to Charles Manson´s cell in prison.
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>>743134476
then they'd just be waisting their own time I guess
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>>743134476
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>>743134777

What if two freemasons fell in love with eachother?

Or what if one freemason stole another freemasons wife?
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>>743134615
Uh huh. You're gonna have to get over it.

All the secrets of your special club are common knowledge due to the internet.
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>>743134777

>waisting time

Tempus fugit
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>>743134928
freemasons can be gay.
you can be kicked out for stealing another one's wife, or fucking a brother's daughter.
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>>743134881
I don't know what you are implying... If this theoretical freemason doesn't believe in god, what does god's will have to do with anything?
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>>743134222
Skull and bones society was founded when the founding member travelled abroad to Germany and met with a sect of freemasons and learned about the illuminati and travelled back to yale and tried incorporating it's teachings into the society, back in 1871.

they worship an ancient greek god of theft, which is why they like to rob things like the skull of jeranimo.

in the entranceway to the tomb, there is an arch with a skull and two crossed bones. written on the archway is something along the lines of "is the corpse a man, or a beggar? all that is true, is he is a man." I'm doing a shitty job of recalling the quote, but it's something along those lines. it's supposed to illustrate that the nature of man is no different despite your status.
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>>743134955
You are correct most of it is. Actually there is a lot of stuff on the net concerning the craft, some is true and some isn't. I need not get over anything. I gave my word and being a man of my word I will conduct myself with that in mind.
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>>743135014

What if the daughter is in love with the freemason and the other freemason was okay with it?
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>>743135178
I'm sure there's an exception for having a brother's consent. In fact I know there is, a past master at my blue lodge married an older member's daughter.
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>>743134881

https://books.google.com/books?id=2-uLnGThqL8C&pg=PA212&lpg=PA212&dq=outward+shell+of+our+order&source=bl&ots=IMXK582IVX&sig=pV0nx7-Kolp7GwTy45mvZVzLREQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiU5pO8r9bVAhVFSyYKHSeWAEoQ6AEIKjAB#v=onepage&q=outward%20shell%20of%20our%20order&f=false
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So essentially, OP is a Nazi
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>>743135079
You missed my point sir. If one loses his faith and refuses to leave the craft it isn't up to me to remove him. This would be between him and his god.
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>>743134928
Then the two dudes would probably fuck each other. And the other one would fuck the other guys wife.

>>743135178
Then they'll be in a relationship... There are masons married to other masons children. I know of 3 in the same lodge.

These are some pretty nonsensical questions.
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>>743135161
The least you could do is stop shitposting. Everything you post is just hand waving mystery.

You are not special.
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>>743135119
Two 'Skull and Bones' members ran against eachother for president. Yet the sheeple do not believe they pull the strings at all/have absolutely NO effect.
(Kerry and Bush)
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>>743122961
I've read that you can't be an atheist and join the order. What happens if a member decides they don't believe in god anymore? They get kicked out? Seems like a shame that many good people would consider joining only to be turned away because lack of believing in something that can't be proven.
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>>743135119
my bad the quote is basically "is he a rich man, a priest, or a pauper? all that is true, is he is a man."
the same quote is found on pamphlets about bavarian illuminati depicting Death speaking about a corpse to a man.
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>>743135348
So, what you're saying is that nobody is gonna kick him out over it?

What if he only pretended to be god believing to get in, but later comes clean and admits he doesn't believe in god.
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