Dubs decide what I say to Claudine. Help me get laid /b/. Let's

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>>743032428

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>>743032458

Pardon me Maddam... But I was just curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing... Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your flesh so I can gaze upon your beauty?

>>743032556
Damn so close. Reroll I guess

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>>743032551

>>743032556
Reroll (its not against the rules, boi)

>>743032556
rerolololo

ride me till i'm about to cum

>>743032650
FUCKING JUST GET ME DUBS. REROLL

>>743032678
reroll

>>743032556
rurull

>>743032396
Are your pussies really slanted?

>>743032678
re

>>743032556
reh roll

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

>>743032396
holy shit i matched with her last year

I want to colour in those tattoos with my gentleman's crayon

>>743032830
Get out of here kid

>>743032777
Trips meaning I get another one for free. Say: "I want to split open your walls and send you down an odd mix of pleasure and pain"

>>743032863
reroll

those tattoos are fucking gross though

>>743032396
"Wanna Fuq?"

>>743032396
Do you have a feminine penis?

>>743033015
Actually like them. Guess its about preferences.

>>743033077
Winrar

OP is not delivering. OP is a fag.

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>>743032890
Don't think that's how it works buddy

>>743033151
Scratch that.

>>743032890
my trips hoe
no new ones

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>>743033077

>>743033304
OP here, she's not responding though
wat do

>>743033304
lmao /b/ needs to go a bit slower.
the thread is gonna end fast like this

>>743033304
Op is not a fag. You're alright man, you're alright

>>743033304
You're on the fast track to this girl's heart, anon

"Hello? Please respond. I have autismo"

>>743033455
wasted dubs
>>743033484
reroll

>>743033484
Roll

>>743033166
mad respects OP. say "sorry my boy got ahold of my phone, but real shit i'm trying to meet that dragon on your thigh tonight, what's up with it."

>>743033484
re

>>743033484
rerull

>>743033484
refuckinroll
the catchpa is making it hard for me

>>743033484
reroll

>>743033700
win

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>>743033484
what if I meet this girl irl... lmao

>>743033991
sorry that was my son. well, he's my wife's son.

don't speak to me or my wife's son ever again

>>743033991
broh i didn't say to put the quotation marks there. i was just indicating that it's something you should say

>>743034158
your imagination is far lacking

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She finally replied

>>743034938
Say: So you like me? I'm masturbating to your pics right now. Maybe I will pay you a little visit tonight.

>>743034938
send this
>>743034158

>>743035035
re

>>743035035
reroll

>>743034938
so that's a yes on the feminine penis

>>743032396
tell her she has a shitty name

>>743035035
rerolll

>>743035035
rer

>>743035153
reroll

>>743034938
auuuuu i'm a wolf

>>743035035
rero

>>743035364
rolling for this

>>743035257
re

>>743035364
reroll

>>743034158
roll

>>743035257
roll

>>743035399
winnyrar

>>743034938
what size are them titties

>>743035364
lol

>>743035153
rerolleer

Check Em'

>>743035399
winrar

>>743035571
checked

>>743035364
Right here. This retarded shit please

>>743032396
Will you help me ensure the future of the white race?

link her this thread

You're the second hottest person on Earth. The hottest of course being Adolf Hitler, Guide and Chancellor of the German Realm and People, Destroyer of Filth, the White Horse, Ender of Kali Yuga, Harbinger of the End Time, and Ninth Dashavatar of Vishnu.

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>>743035035

>>743035886
reroll pls

>>743034938
>OMG
That's what you'll say when you see my cock.

>>743035548
winrar

>>743035886
rerolling for this. this has to win lmao

>>743035888
I want to eat your pussy until I die

>>743035992
if you don't reply to my post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>743035992
only thing being serious is you riding my dick.

>>743036033
winrar

>>743035992
heeeeeellll yeah nigga

>>743036033
NOOOO LMFAO I'M SO DONE

I think I'm turning Japanese. Me so sowwy ichiban.

>>743035992
>>you're the 2nd hottest person in the world. only second to hitler cuz he always cookin.

I will come and assrape you without lube, you whore.

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>>743036033
Oops a typo mb

>>743036213
reroll

>>743035992
i wanna fuck you with out consent.

"What do you do for fun? Because if there's any way I can fit my dick into your hobbies I'd happily oblige."

>>743036193
RR

>>743036270
rerawl

>>743036193
rr

>>743036213
rr

>>743036305
GO DICE ROLL

>>743035992
Fuck yeah I'm serious your pics are sexy as shit.

>>743036263
Oh this anon

auuuuuu i'm a wolf

>>743036213
reerool

>>743036193
RR.

>>743036213

Rerollz

>>743036100

Gotta send this one too OP, it's the rules

>>743036434
RR

>>743036270
OP pls

R.I.P any chance of OP getting puss

>>743036263
roll

Claudine I want to put sharpie in you pooper

>>743036248
Send me nudes, ok babe?

>>743036434
DO A BARRELL "ROLL"

>>743036499
win, op

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>>743036555
CZECHSUM

>>743036577
winrar

>>743036499
OP here, nope. dont wanna get banned from tinder lmao

>>743036555
RAR RAR

Please PLEASE point her to this site when this is over

>>743036662
rolling for did you lie about your age on your profile? I'm only attracted to underdeveloped teens.

>>743036670
Normally I'm not into being this much of an fag but this has to be done

>>743036670
>implying he won't get unmatched after rape threats

I eat beans.

>>743036670
>implying he wont get raped after matched unthreats.

>>743036662
Then we can finally conclude that OP is a fag.

Yo check em

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>>743036577

>>743036833
spin for this

>>743036670
>implying his unmatched rape he wont threat

Hey sexy with boob u are like Barbie doll will u marey me ples
I want to stick dick in ur pussy

>>743036833
win

>>743036670
>implying his unrape threats, he wont unmatch

Your silence makes my dick hard like a turtles shell. Hnnng! I like turtles.

how the fuck did you get matched with her anyway?

>>743036876
The jews did 9/11

>>743036833
i'm only taking viable responses. this is contextually incorrect

>>743036833
winrar af

>>743036670
>implying he wont rape your uncle

>>743037111
also a winrar. post that too.

>>743037111
dubs and trips demand you oblige

I want vagene for fucking

expect a message from tinder

Quiero comer tu culo

>>743037074
This

Do you have a paginas?

I want to eat you shitter like an apple fritter

>>743036833
i really just wanna fuck you without consent. you'll be sleeping, and thats when i'll sneak in.

You can join your local government today. All you need to do is work for the BBC and bomb New Zealand. Do you fancy some cake, Charlie? Help me. I'm being treated. No. Pork sausage.

>>743037458
re

why yo profile upside down dum bitch

>>743037458
rer

I was joking but I seriously want to blow a load on your tits

>>743037523
roll

My dad just died yesterday. Want to go to the movies?

The herpes and warts I gave to my dog after a peanut butter rusty trombone last night is still warm. Would you like to be my next dog?

Come on don't act like a stuck up bitch you're not that good looking

>>743037553
roll again

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>>743036833
Can't argue with dubs and also trips
You have my allegiance

>>743037552
Roll

Top notch thread OP 10/10 would lurk again

>>743037458
ree

>>743037559
Reroll

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>>743037609
>>op is NOT getting laid

>>743037458
rerell

>>743037622
You gotta do it

>>743037609
boss baby

>>743037458
roll

claudine... i've blown at least 3 loads on my own stomach during our splendid conversation... would you like to cum help clean me off?

I thought we had a thing Claudine, please don't leave me

>>743037584
>>this

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>743037858 this

>>743037956
damn...so close...reroll

>>743036248
What the fuck is a slee?

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>>743037458

>>743032396
its ok u can unmatch me now

I'm really into girls peeing on me.

>>743037799
'Tis a win

>>743038062
You look like a trap. I'm gay so i've always wanted to try one, sometime next week maybe?

Take a look at this, Claudine. You're famous now: >>743032396

this is all a joke haha. my friend was jealous i got matched with such a cutie and took my phone, we should get some coffee babe :)

>>743038200
winner

>>743038200
this

do you like me?
[]yes
[]no

>>743038200
you fucker, you ruined the thread

>>743038111
Omfg winrar lmaooo

>>743038200
oh god this

>>743038111
Also winner

>>743038062
Haha.. Yes lol haha Hihi hehe kekkitky kek, haha Hoho hehe lolok roflin lel Huhuhuhue hah kmao lmao Top roflmao haha kek lol lul...

>>743038200
Sad!

>>743038200
Oh and make sure to post the actual thread too and not just the post number.

>>743038062
*farts*

>>743038062
>>waiting for you to tongue my manhole

>>743038220
bump maybe we can save OP

I suck dick better than you.

>>743038344
wasted dubs
>>743038220
roll

Tell her she has an ugly name.

>>743038415
can confirm this guy is pretty on point

>>743038360
top kek

Claudine, I am in love with you. Please, believe me. You probably think that I am crazy. I just can’t give up. I have to keep trying. I really am in love with you. Hug your kitty cats and smile that pretty smile of yours. Please, Keep Smiling.

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>>743038200
Way to end the thread prematurely

>>743038616
Roll I guess

its cool we go bareback on the first date right? its not like I can catch HIV twice.

>>743038732
gg

>>743038732
awww sheet

>>743038732
ahh fuck, i was about to ask you to put this:

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you.

>>743038732
HI CLAUDINE!

can i suck your COCK?

>>743038732
post reaction plz

NIGGER
sorry my tourettes

>>743038732
ANOTHER ONE

>>743038733
I got dubs faggot! Even if that other faggot ruined the thread, you should still tell her the thing I rolled for.

>>743038732
post reaction

>>743036248
Fuck