https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RN4jMDOuYs bored and stoned, so let

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Lost loli
https://clyp.it/rw30gl2w

Can't even
https://clyp.it/45yoocsg

Vore
https://clyp.it/wkgzzeyc

I cuck
https://clyp.it/rniozdvf

<< So this is the Demon Lord. Let's see if he can live up to his reputation. >>

>>743032968
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XL4vi5TwTm

pls say this
If your jokes go wrong the masteruli is gonna laugh at them. He is so hard he can't take it anymore,go to the shell of your mother ho ho ho

>>743033420
Thanks.

Now I would like you to describe how this webm makes you feel.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501410678493.webm

>>743033645
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0snml6yrYP3

>>743033769
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04oQabrY5Fk

>>743032367
>I will never let my daugter marry to a taco!
say it as angry as you can please

>but dad I love him!
also as sad as you can if you could

please say

"fuck you albert and ray"

pwease

say "Quien robo la salsa de mi burrito?"

>>743034156
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JNJeCCpd75 taco

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vO24wzMi8w dad

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vix is cute

>>743034318
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1o3LnwhmuRR

>>743034017
How about this?
Actually lewd.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501370132730.webm

please say "suck my 12 inch futa loli cock onii chan"

>>743034348
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0I4gQhDNP04 i messed up whoops, still okay though

I know it's a bit long, but please, read the following:

No sabria por donde empezar, probablemente por los 92 átomos conocidos que se dan naturalmente en el planeta, los cuales están formados por partículas subatómicas, principalmente por neutrones, protones y electrones, estas tres unidades combinadas en diferentes proporciones conforman básicamente todo ¡TODO! un neutron es electricamente neutro, un proton posee una carga eléctrica positiva (+), y un electrón una carga negativa (-) , dado a que todo átomo es electricamente neutro, la cantidad de protones del núcleo debe igualar a la de los electrones de la órbita, los protones y electrones forman el núcleo del átomo, la naturaleza de un elemento químico depende del numero de electrones, que es igual al numero de protones, y que recibe el nombre de numero atómico, por ejemplo, si se tiene 1 átomo y solo se tiene 1 proton es hidrógeno, 2 protones helio, 3 protones litio, 4 berilio, 5 boro, 6 carbono, 7 nitrógeno, 8 oxigeno, y así hasta el 92 que es uranio, estos átomos también se mezclan entre si, por ejemplo, 2 átomos del antes mencionado hidrógeno y uno de oxigeno formarían una molécula de H2O osea AGUA boludo, 2 átomos de oxigeno y 1 de carbono formarían una molécula de CO2 dióxido de carbono, 1 átomo de carbono y 3 átomos de hidrógeno forman un un radical metilo, dejando un electrón desapareado, el benceno por ejemplo no deja electrones desapareados por consiguiente tiene una mayor estabilidad, si al carbono 1 del benceno le faltara el hidrógeno podría combinarse con el radical metilo antes mencionado, formando una molécula de tolueno, muy utilizado en la elaboración de poluiretano, aerosoles domésticos, detergentes, y muchas otras cosas mas, como el tiner y el viejo poxiran que te presto Adriel cuya mezcla de vapores inhalaste recientemente y quedaste ¡RE LOCO!

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>>743032367
How old are you?

"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in. There's two settings, low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now you just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"

>>743034766
alto faso vieja

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>>743034447
op truly delivers, we don't deserve you

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>>743032367
Could you please say
I will always love you kyle

>>743034686
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QECEb2E0Pi

>>743034718
nah , thats preety good

>>743032367
What do we call you OP?

Also requesting "Aww, does it hurt? There you go, let mommy take care of your cock. Atta-boy. This will be our special secret, okay?"

Say hey, thats pretty gewd

read the madara pasta:

(1/2)
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu

>>743035265
(2/2)
I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

>>743035040
Oh fuck is that some LOLI VOICE?! Requesting:

"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys *don't* come that fast."

>>743034449
Is this you Russianchan

>>743035385
da

>>743035313
just take some helium balloons

>>743034826
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fPRpG1BU6m

>>743035023
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWpushbRTa

>>743035073
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eKKPAirbHV

>>743035040
Thank you

>>743035096
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kDixkrv8uY

>>743035313
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18sOubXdqVN

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>>743035676
thanks

This in your cutest voice please
"Astolfo has the best boipussy, eheheh"

>>743035479
[hehe]

>>743035878
Fuckin love it! Thanks op

>>743035939
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1POEZAebmMP

pls say "Soy el dios de la mantequilla"

>>743035556
>>743035676
good perv shit my dude

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>>743035957
[hehe]

>>743035290
dear anon, ive tried, and i feel like i totally butcher it every time. i don't mind long but i wanna feel good about it at least, any other request?

>>743036187
[hehe]

>>743036060
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NEIXyp1leF

Say "i want to fuck you jason "

>>743032367
>ask me questions

Questions:
>>743034797
>>743035073

Also how long you been coming to this shithole?

>>743034576
>ignored
I mean, if the roar of a General Electric F110F afterburning turbofan doesn't get you all tingly, then that's fine, but don't leave me hanging, man.

>>743036341
nice spealling

>>743036341
Soy adios de la mantequila

I like your voice! Also how does the work I'm confused?

>>743036441
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11Oq3acD6zi

>>743036458
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QgknOoEM46

>>743036463
WHOOPS i thought i posted it, omg.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YspLnizqAd

>>743036659
a slightly fail

you know russianchan?

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>>743036056
mother of all keks

>>743036659
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0k2p9kWwsGf

>>743036704
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7xTHvsZ9G

>>743036851
don't you?

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>>743032367
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gAcunFt9TR

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OMBXuDBJHS

I'm having too much fun

>>743035556
Thank you so much op! Another? Read kind of cautiously or scared:

"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

heya, can you say that ''hentai is really neat'', pretty please : )

>>743032367
Say
My autism is stronk Haha.. Yes lol haha Hihi hehe kekkitky kek, haha Hoho hehe lolok roflin lel Huhuhuhue hah kmao lmao Top roflmao haha kek lol lul...

finally some /b/ quality content

>>743037150
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WFaL5bIyaI

>>743037223
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fRjNMpUOqo

>>743037155
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KzjSD3Vy6S

*Slightly sad*
"I wish I was the heart of the planet, then Lance-Kun would want to hang out with me too"

thanks, its for a comic :)

Say: youre fucking autistic josiah

Girl just dumped me.
Can you speak some random shit?

>>743037652
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LNHST405vd

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>>743037399

>>743037735
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EIYMCf4Rqw

Mind if I give you some lewd requests to read?

It's my birthday, improvise

"Hey, daddy? Wanna smell my feet again? I wore the same socks as yesterday and they're really gross..."

send help op

>>743032367
Hello pls respond, I have autismo

Can you say something nice so I dont feel so alone anymore?

If digits say "Gaka, Prga, Kvesa, Korda and Chupo are bunch of faggots" please

>>743037750
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0oi78YMGHqc

>>743037872
can u impersonate Gordon Ramsay?

Say: "lol XD" in the most autistic voice you can

>>743035610
Thank you

>>743034449
Request too?

>>743038165
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0x63ffGU4GE

>>743038121
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fXajqRi8pN

>>743038169
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QoBn0ICeOO

>>743038186
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xl9d2upoQn

>>743038637
sure

"I'm sorry for not being there for so long. I really just needed some time for me. It's really hard to tell you this, but I have been depressed. I'm alright now. Anyways, wanna do something later?"
pls

>>743032367
Do you have a feminine penis?

>>743038340
Thanks babe, this is really comforting :)

>>743032367
You're the second hottest person on Earth. The hottest of course being Adolf Hitler, Guide and Chancellor of the German Realm and People, Destroyer of Filth, the White Horse, Ender of Kali Yuga, Harbinger of the End Time, and Ninth Dashavatar of Vishnu.

>>743038390
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LxJ84EIoyr

>>743038364
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1E0jGPGvGAu

>>743038752
"i wanna fuck you with out consent"

>>743032367
Please say "You want me to distract the guards? What the fuck? I don't know how to entertain men. Hey, where are you taking me?"

>>743038752
Hey sexy with boob u are like Barbie doll will u marey me ples
I want to stick dick in ur pussy

>>743038759
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oag6H8Uf3E
>>743038768
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ii6bFrPiVl

"There is no legitimate reason to rape someone.
Unless you want to have sex with them and they dont"

>>743038752
The herpes and warts I gave to my dog after a peanut butter rusty trombone last night is still warm. Would you like to be my next dog

>>743038885
understandable , he is way too furious

Say: leilani i hope you get cancer!!!

>>743039027
thanks. I will just send this my friends I haven't talked to in a month, since I'm to much of a pussy to do it myself

"This isn't anal sex! This is tennis!"

'mmm...I want that cock inside me...mm....deep inside my pussy....'

Say it kinda whispery and moaning plss

"fuck you Patrick. Atleast I didnt drop my iPhone in the toilet.
And you Alex? You can fuck right of with you spiky hair you nigger midget"
Really need this

Aight boys, guess who's back. Ready to go fuck some niggers up?

"Ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli"

Just answer this question OP:
What is your favorite Musician or Band?

say "Oh my goodness alex... your dick is so big... please use me however you see fit!"

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>>743038752
Respond pls, I have autism

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>>743038752
Pls

>>743038926
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0esfg0HJOCQ

>>743038844
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1H3uGATfVWH

>>743038935
https://vocaroo.com/i/s023C3HpBlBK

>>743039023
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0N7BJC9AmMC

>>743039055
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cH783S8Js5

>>743039078
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqTQlCeQBP

>>743039159
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1V9DOAWIo4N

>>743039290
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01v4kQVrZWe

>>743039469
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GdFNuB2oVS

>>743039608
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hKd8xMmBCg

>>743039671
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JXCpIsrNTh

>>743039826
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Me7860jfiz

>>743040306
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMuVSaWm7B
what a cute girl

>>743040633
>>743041042
holy shit, OP delivering all day

>>743041176
>except for mine
>>743039364

Describe your favorite porn without using english words; only sounds.

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More Indian style pls

>>743041176
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qjkD2IzdIm

>>743041276

understandable

>>743041336
Will you read some fucked up shit?

"Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. It'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out."

>>743032367
You are my medicine without you i have withdrawals

>>743041331
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jygmx7OSpO

>>743041276
https://vocaroo.com/i/s091WaoBLiG9

>>743041313
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJJPRvPGjx

Loli voice, "I will always love you oniichan,*yandere* even if you're just a burnt corpse *evil hehe*"

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

>>743041313
>>743041663
Aw man I love that one

>>743041571
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JZn559Vqw7

>>743041634
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZRQ8Y6Oh2

"sneel is a homo lol"

>>743041683
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7EnSxXvWh

Tell me your rendition of the 3 little pigs, but seductively

>>743041663
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJJPRvPGjx
are you beatboxing?

>>743041900
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XG7y4JjVdS

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"ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli" in loli voice

>>743041830
Now say
Ha, you wish faggot.

>>743041975
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bL6lq5s5yM

>>743042093
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BAcM16NLNI

>>743042112
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwOcsOgymI

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>>743032367
Could you say "Jonathan.....is that really the best you can do?" in a mocking tone and add a laugh to the end?

>>743041791
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JZn559Vqw7
I thin you missed this

>>743042330
forget the link

>>743041830
You're killing me with these lewds, and this is exactly how I want to go.

Do you have any kinks I could write to?

>>743042012
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OipqpMPXZ0

>>743041830
"What are you doing in my swamp?"

"Gimmie Da Pussy Baus"

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>>743042236

"HANS! No one cares that you're vegan“


Also do u have a YouTube channel? Or any social media account ??

>>743042279
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WwHZ9N0Cfr

>>743042330
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MVjtOTRERH

>>743042394
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HFNHRFhapH

>>743042398
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gGMjDZ86o1

spell "iridocyclitis"

can you pok try
liesje leerde lotje lopen langs de lange linde laan, maar lotje wou niet lopen, dus liet liesje lotje staan.

>>743042534
https://vocaroo.com/i/s092e94HG8G6

>>743042552
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lOOP6mAk3b

not for this, but you can add me on discord at vix#9318

I'm an alabama nigger and i wanna be free. hell to the N double a c p

Op you're amazing

"sneel's a homo lol" but autistic

all the lyrics to all star