ITT: We nerf each others' superpowers >Unlimited pyrokinesis

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>>743023538
>intense pyrophobia

>>743023676
kek

>>743023538
>Can only summon fire as you nut

Ability to stop time at will

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>>743023676
unlimited cheesburgers come out of your anus on command

>>743023806
>weak willed cuck that never uses it

>>743023831
>lactose intolerant

>>743023831
Everytime you do that, it feels like someone is raping you with a 25inch ticc dicc

>>743023912
forgot to have a power

>invulnerable

>>743023806
Only once a day and for a single second at a time.

Immortality here.

>>743023831
>all cheeseburgers are stale week old McDs

>>743023806
You can neither move any part of your body nor speak when time is stopped.

>>743023806
You can only stop time for 10 seconds, with a 1 minute cooldown between casts

>>743023806
>stop time at will

you never want to and never will want to

>>743023985
>paralyzed from the neck down


super strength here

>>743023985
Has zero dicks

>>743023985
But does a single second even "exist" while time is stopped?

also, can only be immortal while wearing only your underwear

>>743023985
Also afflicted with uncurable, debilitating disease

>>743023985
throughout your neverending life you shall endure never ending agony which your brain and body will regenerate from just to be torn apart (not literally) again
+ small dick

>>743023538
No immunity to fire

>>743023985
You have to stand still

>>743023806
You're stopped in time too

>>743024076
>very smol babby hands

invisibility

an ability to decrease ones own dick lenght

The power to see any girls nudes you want at will

>>743024193
they die afterwards

Can shoot loser beams from eyes

>>743024193
you develop severe cataracts after every use of your power

>>743024188
>constant skunk smell

>>743023985
>born horribly disfigured vegetable with Microcephaly

>>743024188
have to be naked and can only use once every hour for 30 seconds

>>743023538
unlimited psychosis and free rent tenancy in parents basement

>>743024188
but only when you scream nigger with a family of blacks in an immediate 100 foot radius

>>743024192
isn't that a nerf?

>>743024234
They also uncontrollably shoot from your dick at random.

>>743024275
you're here forever

>>743024279
*ISNT THUT A NURF?*

>>743024193
You turn gay everytime you do it

>>743024192
Only decrease can't increase

>>743024275
daddy rapes you every second day

the abilty to turn into every object i desire

Ability to make anyone near me enter a state of mindless rage and attack other people.

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>>743024279
>>743024406
>>743024411
THATS WHAT I SAID NIGGER

>>743024424
but the object has to be shaped like a dick

>>743024234
After the first shot you burn your retinas out and are forever blind.

Ability to control and will any disaster on anyone and anything

>>743024445
but they all attack you

>walk through walls

Ability to commit any crime I want and get away with it flawlessly

>>743024529
Has to happen to you first

>>743024076
Fragile bones, muscles and joints.
Every time you lift something over 25lbs something fractures, ruptures or blows out.

>>743024193
The mere sight of a girl causes you to projectile vomit.

>>743024529
Three days later something worse happens to you.

Flight.

>>743024629
The same exact crime will happen to you the next 10 minutes. You have 10 minutes to prepare your anus

>>743024685
You can only fly when its really hot out like 95 degrees plus and your balls must be showing

I can summon an enormous horse-shaped cloud, that soaks everything (except me) in a 1km radius with horse cum.

>>743024685
>Flight
Only below sea level

Can browse the internet in my mind without a computer

>>743024636
As long as I always survive, I'll take the nerf.

>>743023978
Too afraid to do anything to put that to the test

>whatever words I touch give me abilities eg gills -- I get gills and can use them

>>743024769
You have to sallow mouth full horse cum before you can use the power

>>743024817
only 4chan

>>743024817
>>743024863

spot on what i was gonna say

>>743024424
You have an uncontrollable sexual attraction to cellophane wrappers, and nothing else.

>>743024529
Anything you will also happens to you but 3x worse.

the ability to eat mad ass.

>>743025029
there will always be poop

The ability to fly as fast as the speed of light, but only while i have an erection, and I have an unlimited supply of Viagra at my disposal.

>>743025029
Only unwashed pajeets

>>743024829
You're actually in a coma and dreaming

Ability to summon Andy Sixx and make him shit a huge steamy log into someone's mouth

omnipotence

>>743025145
you can only to one location ever. You pick.

>>743025145
Everytime you ingest the viagra, your tits become 1 cup bigger

>>743024629
Can only be used immediately after being catastrophically dismembered.

>>743025223
You're a vegetable

>>743025145
You can barely control where you stop, and can crash and die very easily

Ultra intelligence boiis

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>This thread

>>743025208
>You don't get to watch

>>743024629
you're black and all cops you ever meet are racists

>>743025493
but only in sleep, and you forget everything when you wake up

Ability to shrink dick at will.

>>743025145
The erection always lasts more than 4 hours, so every time you fly you gotta have an embarrassing hospital visit

Ability to know anyone's illness by looking at them, including my own in the mirror.

>>743023831
>Prostate cancer

>>743025493
But everyone treats you like you're a retarded baby

>>743025677
but every time you do that a black male rapes you


smile without getting tired

>>743025677
You are only able to shrink it. You lack the ability to grow things

>>743025677
It doesn't grow back

>>743025693
>You're a blind Vampire

>>743025677
>>743024192

Its been done, fucking plagiarism

>>743023538
>Ability to create pocket dimensions.
Good luck with coming up a clever way to nerf it.

>>743025693
They don't actually have an illness until you use your power on them/yourself.

If they already have an obvious problem, it becomes ten times as severe.

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>>743024047

mfw

>>743023806
Your brain freezes making it completely useless.

>>743024769
You can only be hydrated by drinking horse cum.

>>743024817
The only pages you can visit are feminazi blogs

>>743025145
You can't control the direction of your flight.

>>743025208
He always picks you

>>743025223
Omniphobia

ability: absolute yodelling

>>743025838
dimensions are literally the size of your pockets

>>743025806
>>743025871
That's more than just a nerf. Kek

>>743025693
You're blind

>>743025838
only in your pockets

Ability to get fucked by any black male you want anytime anywhere.

My superpower: being the only non-superpowered guy in this thread.

>>743025921
>laryngitis

>>743024047
That's still pretty badass. It'd be pretty much teleporting.

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>>743025838
That return whatever is placed in them after a few secs

Ability to summons clones

walk through walls

>>743024188
I copied this, but you go blind for the amount of time you went invisible.

>>743026002
but can't nerf anybody else's superpower

>>743023985
Immortality, but you're unsure i you're actually immortal

An infinitely lasting orgasm, but no cum comes out. Just the feeling.

>>743026025

Your clones sadly despite having your DNA only look like hitler.

>>743025999
there is no weakness and trips confirms

>>743025999
they have small dicks

>>743026002
you get larger fingers except your thumbs

>>743026025
all clones are naked when summoned

>>743025999
But you're a black woman

>nice trips

Ability to steal intelligence

>>743026110
So, basically what is already happening?

>>743025995
Still doesn't nerf it the pocket dimensions

>>743026077
but only the wall in between bathroom stalls

>>743026077
You always get stuck in the wall for an hour each time you do so

Unable to be nerfed

>>743026161
>your orgasm leg shakes cause you to fall to your death while on a hike in the Grand Canyon

I am Eminem.

Omnipresence

>>743026200
okay, what are you gonna put in your pockets you kangaroo

>>743024817
Only extreme bestiality scat gay porn on the deep web.

>>743026161
Ouch, the good old self nerf

>>743026257
No dude, I live in my mom's house (not lying).

I don't get out ever.

>>743026258
You don't gain his rap skills.

>>743026258
you can only eat your mom's spaghetti

>>743026300
No dude, how is that self nerf? I hate having to clean up after orgasm.

Semen sucks, I only fap for the feeling during the orgasm.

>>743026189
only in latin

>>743026273
To everyone shitting at that time

can transform in werewolf

>>743024829
You can only read braille.

You gain the ability to become any fictional horror character.

>>743026336
That's okay, I literally can learn how to rap on my own, and I still get pick of any girl I want because Eminem already has albums.

>>743026348
My mom makes delicious spaghetti, that's not a nerf.

>>743026425
everyone transforms into a werewolf hunter

>>743026425
>allergic to canine hair/dander

>>743026451
You always die first.

>>743026258
you stay with Kim

>>743026469
until she dies

i can change the colour of anything i want

>>743026387
but continuous? That would suck and be really awkward

>>743026470
this is actually pretty good
you forgot to mention your powers tho

>>743025493
You can't move at all and you feel excruciating pain in your brain at random intervals with varying intensity so you never get used to it.

Ability to change the outcomes of battles and wars.

>>743026570
>everyone (including yourself) is color blind

>>743025493
No one believes anything you say

>>743025677
But only your own, and it doesn't grow back

>>743025693
Can't bear to look at anyone and have a fear of mirrors.

>>743023831
You have to eat shit first.

>>743025838
You must inhabit the dimensions you create, and are destroyed when they are

>>743026451

>You forget you have the ability since you become the character, and they wouldn't know they have it.

>>743023806
Time resumes when you get sexually aroused.

>>743026608
you can only affect wars that happened in pre-civilised human life

>>743026516
Oh fuck that. That's honestly the only real way that you can nerf being Eminem.

>>743026525
Then I eat whatever I want. It breaks the nerf because I literally can't perform whatever the nerf was.

Plus, Eminem's mom is already dead, so the nerf would never take effect in the first place.

>>743026608
world peace.

>>743026469
Your mom transforms into my mom. 70/30 beef, doesn't drain grease, cheap Walmart brand original sauce and spaghetti noodles. Have fun

Ability to become donald Trump at will.

>>743026425
You're Chihuahua size

>>743023538
>Limited Pyrokinesis

Ability to turn boner on and off.

>>743026296
You never said that the actual size was the size of my pockets, just that they were the entryway. If anything that's pretty convenient.

>>743023806
Light freezes making it impossible to see and any movement you make has infinite amounts of energy behind it as it happened all at the exact same time causing catastrophic implication

>>743026608
after you change the first you lose all context of history after so you don't know if you are doing it right.

>>743026734
>you are donald trump

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>>743026626
>No one believes anything you say

So Alex Jones?

>>743026777
but only if you lick clean and indian's ass

>>743025969
Does that mean I can still summon them whenever and anywhere I want?

The Ability to make it so hitler did nothing wrong.

>>743026600
I can escape the consequences of any crime

>>743026777
But only in the presence of gay men.

>>743023538
>immunity to fire

But only when submerged in water

>>743026781
You're gonna walk around with huge pockets?

>>743026025
Where do they return to?

>>743026777
nice trips
you lose the ability to control your bowels

>>743025999
Everybody already has that superpower already.
They just never want to. And neither will you.

>>743026686
Yes you can. You don't eat anything so you die. No nerf broken here.

>>743026932
but everytime you do that you lose one of your 5 senses

>>743023806
You can only stop time in the time where somebody else stopped time

>>743026932
>you're the nicest guy in the world and would never commit a crime

>>743026921
Instead, people think you did it.

You always post the rarest of pepes no matter what.

>>743026932
But only speeding tickets

>>743026921
more jews

>>743024685
You can only fly by stretching your ballsack and using it as a balloon

>gravity manipulation

>>743027101
thats not a nerf tho because i dont have to commit a crime lol

>>743026972
You could use huge pockets as a doorway and the pockets on pants as storage.

Ability to shapeshift to look exactly like any person on the planet.

>>743027110
>pepe becomes a hate symbol

Oh wait

>>743026161
Can't eat or drink while orgasming.

>>743027124
do you not understand the concept of any crime

>>743027179
you don't know how to properly change it so all changes are random

Ability to always get dubs, trips, quads ect on request.

>>743026425
shit spews out of your ass the whole time you're a werewolf

>>743027179
In your immediate vicinity

>>743027240
Except you're blue

Ability to turn into anything.

>let's see you try and nerf that.

>>743023985
Locked in the Dead Zone

>>743027319
But only if you're sexually attracted to it

>>743027240
but only if they're dead

>>743026451
You can only pick villains from Scooby Doo

>>743027240
you are blind so you dont actually know what you look like.

>>743027319
everytime you transfrom one of your bones completely shatters starting from the top of your entire body

>>743027319
But you can't control what you become.

>>743027269
Except for when you get the sex number
>69

>>743027269
But only in ylyl threads

>>743027319
You never know just 'What' you'll turn into, One time you become a toaster and the next a rape victim... You begin to question if the power is truly worth it due to never knowing the outcome.

>>743027269
But only in log and trap threads, and it's always summer

>>743027319
the objects you turn into are scaled to the subatomic size

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>>743027372
That's exactly what i want.
>Satyr Sex all the way :D

>>743024685
But not the ability to land

>>743026608
You become so retarded that you have no concept of violence, fear, or self-preservation.

>>743027269
You're blind

I can summon anything I want to

Ability to genocide any race you want instantly.

>>743024829
You have tourettes and turn into shit

>>743027435
Oh shit D:
>>743027437
DD:
>>743027479
DDDDD:

>>743027490
weak.

>>743027319
but you need to kill it first.

>>743024817
Dial up connection

>>743026626
>You must inhabit the dimensions you create, and are destroyed when they are
What if I create two? Can I hop to another one?

>>743027631
you look exactly like hitler

>>743027626
But one atom at a time

>>743027626
It will try to kill you

>>743027626
you can only summon them to the sun

>>743027631
not jews

>>743027626
But it's made out of sand

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>>743027683

>>743027631
you lose the war and people hate after.

>>743027678
I'm crying of laughter from this thread and your post made it worse

Ability to leave /b/

>>743027626
but due to conservation of matter, you have to eat a shit-ton of the required material first, and then shit the thing you want to summon.
Have fun with that ;^)

>>743027631
Can only genocide white races.

>>743027793
You go to /tv/

>>743027733

Ruin all the fun why don't you ?

Just round up all the fun and put it in camps.

You fun nazi.

>>743027793
can only browse /pol/

>>743027793
but you can now only browse /d/

>>743027269
No one else sees them.

I have a beautiful girlfriend who is too in love with me to even think of breaking up or cheating

>>743027179
You can only increase gravity, not decrease it. (it affects the whole surface of the planet.)

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>>743023978
fucking this.

>>743027921
Super AIDs

Create the greatest of memes.

>>743027921
You have an incredibly small penis that will never please her, while she has a small penis humiliation fetish

>>743027626
Everything you summon is male and rapes you

Psychokenisis

>>743023538
invisibility and the ability to make no sound doing anything while invisible

>>743027921
She's forever 2d

>>743027921
She'll die if you touch her. By exploding.

My Superpower:
Can nerf any and all superpowers.

Good luck fags, this is meta and bound to be impossible to nerf.

>>743027631
You are a nigger-lover

>>743027992
Browse /pol/ all day

>>743027776
Ayyyyy

>>743028041
you can only move objects by first inserting them into your ass

>>743028109
But only on Reddit

>>743028109
Only works on super dogs

>>743027626
Everytime you do you lose 2 years of your life

>>743028109
Have to be gay to activate.
Status:nerfed

>>743028042
>unable to see shit

>>743028042
You're blind and deaf

>>743027921
Shes in a coma with no end in sight

Nothing bad ever happens to me

>>743028109

You can only nerf any and all super powers only at exactly 2am on the 2nd monday of January once a year.

Once said powers are nerfed it only lasts for 24 hours.

>>743028290
All the bad things that would happen to you happen to the people you care most about instead.