how to cut without getting caught/alternatives to cutting? yes

overdosing on heroin

>>743023043
They always suggest using ice cube as an alternative to cutting as it hurts as well, but idk

Cut somewhere more discrete
Get a tattoo or piercings as the pain should give you what you are after

>alternatives to cutting
>not cutting yourself

Your throat

Lighter burns are primo anon, just keep the bic going for 10 seconds and apply the metal to wherever you like. They sting for a while and heal relatively quick.

>>743023043
cut on your legs or upper arms
or keep glass garbage and smash it in a parking lot when youre frustrated

>>743023043
Cut your upper arms, chest or thighs. That's what I used to do. If you do a bunch of cuts pretty quickly the endorphins high is fucking amazing. I used to cut and cut until I just sit there motionless, blood running down myself and just feeling great

>>743023302
that sounds like something i should try omg
so do a put like a spoon or something over a flame for a few secs then put it on my skin?

>>743023043
i don't know what it is, but whenever i cut myself i always have to cut my left wrist on the side where it's the back of my hand and not my palm that's facing up, i never get a high anywhere else

>>743023481
You can use whatever you like. The metal guard on the actual lighter gets hot enough so you don't actually need a metal utensil. This leaves a distinct U shape burn though, some will recognize it if it's somewhere obvious.

>>743023663
thanks so much. it's my first week of college and it's hell so far

Says cut shows pic of scratches

Lmao what are those faggot cuts? Fucking slice yourself up. They're not real cuts unless you pass out

>>743023741
No worries anon, we all need a rush from something. Good luck in college, don't fucking drop out it doesn't end well.

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>>743023043
And here I thought people grew out of this shit lmao

>>743023043
Nipple piercings. Push needles/pins through your nipples, just add more if you want more pain. The holes close up invisibly after just a few hours, there's no lasting damage/scarring and the pain is delicious. You can increase pain levels by using thicker needles, making more holes, pulling on the pins and even stretching the holes somewhat. I did this for years. Eventually I pierced my nipples permanently (stretched the holes to some 3mm with a taper and let them heal with barbells in for some months). Can recommend, nobody will ever find out if you don't want to and when you grow out of the phase you aren't reminded of this period by horribly disfigured arms which will cause you to never want to wear short sleeves or go swimming, ever.

>>743023043
smoke weed or jack off, your body's just looking for dopamine

>>743023043
Have you tried just jerking off? It releases feel good chemicals in your brain, too.

>>743024368
i jack off usually 3 times a day

Do you expect me to give any other advice besides killing yourself?

op here, most ppl say that cutters aren't suicidal but at this point, i am. if i could cut my heart open i would, i want to die so bad

>>743024651
idk, the other repliers gave some nice advice. but yea, i've been thinking about that a lot lately

you could just kill yourself like you obviously want to. what a fucking pussy. KYS.

>>743024882
ok

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>>743024049

>>743023043
um, dont cut?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_embolism
just do this faggot

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>>743023043
You welcome Anon

>>743026481
i saw that before, is it legit?

>>743026830
Yes, helium being an inert gas it does not trigger the same reaction as too much CO2 in your breathing air. Your body will be unaware as you drift off peacefully.

Also if I may; if you fucking kill yourself after I gave you that advice before I will track you down, defile your corpse, and hang it above your mothers bed so she sees it when she wakes up. Ungrateful faggot.

>>743026830
Just take my advice regarding the nipple piercing. You really don't want permanent scarring. Eventually, everyone like you either becomes an hero or just quits self harm. In that last case, you really don't want people looking at you and judging you for the next 60 years or so of your life. It will fuck up any semblance of self confidence. I get the rush that pain provides as I have done it myself a lot and for a long time but you really don't want permanent damage, just pain

>>743027254
would you fuck my corpse too?

>>743027254

Fun fact for suicidal fags out there. Those party balloon tanks are no longer pure helium anymore due to people offing themselves. They mix in o2 now so you just wake up disappointed and feeling like shit. Get yourself to a welding supply shop. They'll have pure helium tanks for rent. Argon as well. Also an inert gas and should do the same thing. Haven't killed myself so I can't say from experience but people at my work have died in tanks full of argon.

>>743023043
Draw on your body instead. It works

>>743023043
Burns were my thing. I still like to from time to time.

>>743027797
>haven't killed myself so I can't say from experience
kek

Also every non-oxygen gas will kill you if you inhale only that and no oxygen. Even just lack of oxygen will kill you. Just put on one of those masks with the hose hole plugged and force yourself not to take it off as you suffocate, which will be the hardest part. But I generally advise against suicide

>>743028236
how do you burn yourself?

>>743023481
>Put a few layers of duct tape on the handle of the spoon
> heat it for 10-15 seconds while running cold water in the sink
> put the spoon under the cold water
>emo magic

If you're gonna cut yourself, do it right. Fucking cry baby. Either kys or suck a dick.
>>743023294
This guy gets it. ^^^

>>743030420
I never tell people to kill themselves because I guess you go to jail if they do now, but from a practical standpoint this guy is right. Could OP explain the point of cutting? As far as I'm concerned it's just being bored, thinking your life sucks more than mine or that hobo's, and trying to get attention because you're a little bitch and your dad never took you to a shooting range.

>>743029723
a lighter you dumb fuck

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JUST KILL THE FUCK OUT OF YOURSELF

>>743023043
I shouldn't help, but inside of the leg is probably the best option for hiding it.

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I've been a cutter for many years. Nobody knew for like six years. Upper arms, legs, chest, you name it. It's an easy thing to hide. After it gets out though life is much more enjoyable.

>>743030916
Free room and board if OP actually does it? Sweet. Go OP!! Go OP!!

>>743029723
Heat up some wire and brand yourself, or take a thin metal rod and rub it on some rubber until it's super hot. Then line the burns up both sides of your arm

>>743024011
Finishing a degree usually doesn't end well either

I don't understand why people cut, you either wanna die or you don't and cutting like a fag isn't the way to go

>>743032076
This got gets it ^^

>>743023043
Don't cut yourself man, I've a twin brother who had marks like these but they're drastically gone, try and find happiness in life, nothing more crushing that seeing a loved one in such mental pain that they have to hurt themselves, had to go full gay sorry but it's the truth brother

>>743031930
But really, does anything?

>>743032076
There's wanting to die, and there's craving the dopamine rush. They usually overlap but not always.

>>743032682
>have to hurt themselves
Or what? The roaches will get them?

>>743023043
Cut once deep across the neck till you feel the spine with the knife.

I'll be the last time you cut yourself
You'll be cured ,

Why would you not want to get caught? The only reason people cut themselves for is attention. You're even looking for attention right now by making this thread, you're not going to use anyone in this threads advice.

>>743023043
this is the perfect opportunity.
Serious question.
Why? Are you so desperate for attention that you feign not looking for attention when cutting yourself?

Get some fucking exercise or something instead of cutting yourself you daft cunt

>>743024297
wait so is cuttiing a good way to quit jacking off?

>>743023043
>cutting
Kys underage fag

>>743032960
Use mine

>>743032999
Even if it works its not a good way to quit you silly bastard

>>743023043
Here's the best way
Don't

>>743032960
Well, you're dense.

If you want an answer why, here's a few: Due to self-hatred, due to the way it makes a person feel ('Endorphins'), it can help deal with things, annoyment, anger, hate, etc. And the more you do it, the harder is to stop given you know how easier it's to cut than actually have to deal with your feelings of anger/etc. So eh.

>>743023043

get some fucking professional help, ffs

>>743033240
Why not just kill yourself?

>>743033240
you will get this endorphin by exercising. It'll hurt, but less than cutting. You'll also reduce self hatred. Are you really that weak in your brain?

>>743033312
Cutting isn't about wanting to kill yourself. Why'd you do that?

>>743023043
cut yourself so you drop dead, best way to fix that problem

>>743033357
Not everyone can exercise, mate. Just saying. Personally, I'm long done with it.

>>743030916
Shit, man, if my dad HAD taken me to a shooting range, I'd be dead by now.

>>743033445
If you cut yourself you should just kill yourself

>>743023411
I did this to the letter as well, it was nice.

>>743033678
That makes no sense. "If you eat, you should kill yourself". "If you drink, you should kill yourself". Etc. There's no morality. You should kill yourself. Like... what now?

>>743023043
kill yourself fagt xD

>>743033949
Summerfag alert.

>>743033544
>checked

But also, who can't exercise? Other than physically disabled people, who have ways of staying in shape and don't you fucking say fat people are disabled, who do you mean?

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>>743033949
careful OPs gonna cut with that edge you got anon

>>743033949
lmao this

>>743023043
Don't cut in straight lines. Make it look like you got cut accidentally. I have some on my forearm that I pass off as just yardwork fuckups.

op here wow this blew up
GENUINELY thinking about killing myself real bad, just worried about how my family would feel. if i didn't have a family i would've done it by now.
i'm 18, but my dad and siblings would be upset,

>>743033815
>eating-keeping yourself healthy
>drinking-keeping yourself healthy (unless you mean booze)
>cutting-harming your physical body like a dumb 9 year old
Where is your logic?

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>>743034203
>>743033949

>>743023151
I've heard using an orange works. Don't cut it open or anything. Just rub it real hard on your skin a few times.

>>743023137
fentanyl*

literally only touch a little bit and you're dead unless they treat you with narcan first

>>743034003
>>743034128
i wasnt even trying to bait tf you retards are fucking stupid

>>743034106
The former is what I meant (not the latter haha). I'm sure there's plenty of conditions as well that stop people from being able to exercise, too.

why is living compulsory? like if you try to kys ambulances will try to revive you and assisted suicide is only for those who have 6 months to live wtf why

>>743034290
>84 replies
>ecks deeee wow guise this blew up I'm so daprezsed doe wat do

Welcome new friend

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>>743034359
no fucking shit

>>743034309
I said drinking. I didn't say what. Both can be bad for you if you eat, or drink alcohol too much. Some stress-eat. Some starve themselves because anorexia, etc. Again, so what if someone cuts themselves, and how the fuck does that relate to "They should kill themselves"?

>>743034290

My brother killed himself last year.

Unless your family has money to cover everything after you go you're a real dick for leaving them with the expensive.

From personal experience.

>>743034128
>>743034003
>>743034359
litle do u no im roasting you using my schools computer

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>>743034405
>acts like a newfag edgy teen
>gets called out
>I'll just say I was baiting!!

>>743023043
Dont do it faggot.

>>743034551
Please see
>>743034732

>>743034591
If you aren't going to care for your body fuck off. This is fat asses, and the like.

If you are going to purposefully harm it, you don't deserve it. This is cutters and drug abusers.

>>743034608
thanks for sharing your story, that is something holding me back. and i'm sorry about your brother :(

>>743034732
>being this retarded

>>743023043
Let your sink water get as cold as it can, and run it over your arm.

Dude, don't cut. Trust me.

When you get older and grow out of the emo phase you will still have scars. They will be embarrassing and will prevent you from getting a good job. Girls you date will judge you (even if they say they totally don't). Subconsciously they will see you as emotionally unstable and weak, even if all that stuff was put behind you years ago.

Permanent solution to a temporary feeling. Either go all the way and kill yourself or don't do it at all. Half assing it and just causing self-harm is fucking stupid.

>>743034853
lmao stfu u gay nigger

>>743034853
<3

>>743034812
Again, why, and why do you think your opinion matters? Think critically for a second. Morality doesn't exist. There is no good and bad. Someone harming their own body can't be bad, therefore. You can't assert your own sense of morality on others, either, and just because a sort of morality is widely accepted, or 'standard', doesn't mean it's correct, or that it exists other than as a human concept. So eh.

>>743034819
>being this new

>>743032948
Kek

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Squeeze an ice cube as hard as you can until it melts. For hard mode, make sure your hand is coated in salt first.

Go see a therapist they DO help I was cutting for years now I don't cuz of therapy. A decent alternative is taking a rubber band and slapping it wrist with it BUT SEE A CERTIFIED THERAPIST

>>743035014

Ooh la la, someone's gonna get laid in college.

>>743035014
Did I say anything about right Right or Wrong?

We are on an overpopulated planet. Think about who should be the first few waves to go.

Now stop defending your little brother and post tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>743035212
I'm just pointing out the fallacy in logic :) For example, your existence can be deemed as 'bad' at least two people could probably live on meals and money an average person spends. Does that mean that person should die? It's stupid, and more so I refuse to accept some person telling me something is 'bad', just because they think so. I value my own sense of morality way more ;p

>>743035339
> If you aren't going to care for your body fuck off. This is fat asses, and the like.

> If you are going to purposefully harm it, you don't deserve it. This is cutters and drug abusers.

In other words, the argument is based most likely on morality. How can someone 'not deserve' something, if there's no good or bad?

don't cut just get a plug and smoke weed it's way better and healthier and if you're going to self harm, just get barbed wire, tie it around your forearm and slide it down as hard as you can

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>>743023043
I came here to laugh at the memes this would produce.. I was disappointed

>>743035778
should i kill myself?

>>743035620
Good and bad can go fuck themselves. Being a dumbass is being a dumbass and should be taken out of the gene pool so we can finally advance our species.

>>743035848
Nah. If you die, that's it. If you live, there it's possible your life can change towards what you want it to be. The same can't be said for the former.

>>743035848
No. Just be content with the fact that you're worthless and everybody's lives are completely meaningless while we float along on this big rock

after death is there any real chance of being conscious again? i dont see how i can think and exist only once but at the same time i hope death is forever

>>743036006
How can you define what's 'being a dumbass', when there's nothing that's bad nor good? For something to be 'smart', something else has to be 'stupid'. Unless we're solely talking about IQ, but we're not, we're talking about actions. I haven't self harmed in years anyhow, without anyone's help btw. And it's not that I haven't tried to kill myself; it's just that I screwed up twice in few hours, and ended up punching a cop that tried to stop me from jumping in front of a car lolz. Cheers, anyhow ;)

>>743036274
Can someone back me up that this guy sticking to his good and bad shit sounds like a feminist blacklivematter sovereign citizen at a right-wing cop rally in a church?

>>743035167
That actually sounds pretty painful

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>>743036274
>Too stupid to kill himself

>>743023043
Get a job

>>743034608
Ya at least get life insurance or take out a loan. As long as you aren't married and there's no cosigner nobody has to repay the loan.

>>743036462
What now? And tbh, I oppose both

>>743035452
I mean you have a point

Attention whore

>>743036554
>>743036554
Something like that. Not exactly too stupid, mostly bad luck and everything going bad way. You see, I tried cutting both veins on both arms. And I did - sorta - just not both, somehow I missed the one on my right arm and ended cutting half of the arm while trying to get it. So a while latter > Laying in pool of blood > Dizzy and nauseous, but still alive.

So I walk out of the house, barefoot and all, go down the road - though it wasn't easy given the blood loss, my head would hurt and I'd have to stop - go onto the road, but it's something, what... 6:30 am, and people are waiting at the bus stop and whatnot, and where I stopped there was a guy beside me, sitting in his car, and looking at me. So I panic a little, see a car coming down the road, and run in front of it > get hit > and... shit, nothing. I just fell, haha. Wasn't hurt a bit, I stand up and walk past, yelling, screaming, shouting coming from the people that came out of the car - reasonable, really, wouldn't have involved them if I wasn't desperate at the point - and head down the road, as I see a truck coming, but eh, someone's waving it to slow down, so I head across and try to keep walking further, but really can't, because blood fucking loss and I could barely stand at the point, so I end up falling down beside the road.

> Rain starts

> people gather

> I feel a bit better, hear cars coming, get up again, try to run out in front of the cars, but someone places a hand on my shoulder, so I punch them.

> He falls, grabs my leg, I fall and we roll down the side of the road into some mud, water and shit. I get up again, but he's bigger than me, pins me down. I still try to resist, but he cuffs me and places his leg on my back.

> Turns out, he's an off-duty cop. I tried to apologize when I found out, though I haven't talked to him personally. He ended up taking a break from work after that.

I got something that can solve your problem it's this newfangled thing all the kids are trying called self fucking control you!

one day you will look back and think wow i was such a faggot, or you will beat your girl friend cause you never grew the fuck up

>>743037354
if that makes me stupid, then I'm fine with that. It's just that there are no tall buildings nearby, no guns I had access to, couldn't really hang myself either, so eh. Desperate people do desperate things.

>>743023043
>cutting
Just kill yourself already.

>>743036631
Probably, yeah. It's just that we value human life in general, unless the human life is a fetus, and people would rather have few minutes of pleasure and kill it, than no pleasure, and all the other exceptions when it comes to it.

Be goth, raver, punk, don't be emo

>>743034853
Fuck this guy. Cut to your hearts content.

>>743023043
If you're going to cut at least cut a cool pattern like a batman symbol or a bunch of 0s and 1s.

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>>743024734
their lying, everyone whos loved you was wrong.


kill yourself for the rest of us JERRRRRY

>>743030004
Wew lad

lift weights, fag

>>743024676
This is normally the worst advice you can get but go watch Onision's video(s) on cutting. It will set you straight. Don't watch much more of his stuff though..

>>743028033
Rubber band to...

God you would think everyone would know all the tricks by now..

>>743030004
I'm confused..

>>743030916
You realize there is little to no way for anyone to know who you are on here. Only the mods know your ip and they won't turn you in cuz they aren't that big of faggots.

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>>743023043
try harder and better faggot

>>743032076
It's just general stupidity.