So are you ready for some alpha shit, /b/? This is how you get

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>>742980089

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>>742980573

>>742980573
lol you're getting smoked son. Bow out before you make yourself look even more dumb

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>>742980640

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>>742980089
Lmao nice slampiggu OP

>>742980640
Oh fuck this is getting pathetic fast

>>742980089
Girls that love assholes are girls with issues.
If OP wants to abuse people's insecurities to get laid, fine. But it's not a good way to have a relationship.

>>742980699
sheeeit, keep going, anon

>>742980089
>29
>"Looking for my prince"
Hitting on desperate uglos who have hit the wall and are looking for a beta to settle down is easy mode

>>742980699
You forgot to end with 'm'lady' and tip your fedora.

Also I can't believe you are trying to show off for random strangers on the internet.

>>742980775
Yeah because women want nice guys who don't give them any thrills.

>>742980089
Is this some red pill shit?

Show us her pics anon.

>>742980775
King Faggot.

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>>742980851

>>742981025

she's fat

>>742980775
Girls prefer assholes over slimy creeps. It's not hard being confident around a woman, just say what you think and don't back down. Walking around on eggshells is for beta faggots.

>>742981093
Op here

Based anon

>>742980699
>Can I mend your feelings with food or alcohol
>I would be honored

What the fuck man.

This seems fake as fuck.

>>742981025
Shes pretty fat op

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>>742981025
Must have been pretty cute 10 years ago

>>742981090
>>742981163

Dont care. Fatties give the best head.

>>742981233
Tf

>>742980699

Rest of this convo please?

>>742981233
I recently ditched my slam piggy because her post-sex candy eating binges depressed me. All the problems in her life stem from her obesity. Such a cute face too, and a good heart. What a waste.

>>742981303
Its true. Dont give me tf. You know its true.

"I would be honored to entertain you"

"Let me mend your feelings..."

OP, you are not alpha by a long shot. You are a beta cuck.

>>742981313
At tthat point you state a time and place, and she says yes or no.

>So Stan's bar at 8?
>O-ok sempai anon

Or if she says no just invite another chick until one says yes. You don't ask them out tho, that's for pussies. you give them a binary option, yes or no. easy.

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>>742981407
Worse, a beta pretending to be an alpha. he knows, she knows, we know. In the end no one cares because all she's looking for is
>Her prince

OP is a faggot

>>742981313
The rest is just us planning a date. It would bore you

>>742981494
So did everything else, though

>>742981407
And you have literally 0 understanding of what women want.
They want someone who is strong and dominant and knows how to talk: He shows that he his with his first messages.He call out her bullshit and shows that he's not gonna stand for it.
They also want someone who's generous and eager to share. Because when a women is preggers she needs someone who is generous to take care of her. He showed that in the later part of the conversation.
That's why he's getting his dick wet tonight and you're here trying to belittle someone elses success because you can't compete.

>>742981574
> Spicy

>>742981233
I believed this when I was younger and have gotten head from at least ten different chubby to fat girls thinking they were going to go to town on my dick. One of them gave good head. The rest thought they were giving the best blowjob in the world but were basically fumbling around like it was their first time. And none of them took direction well at all. On top of that I had to deal with them in varying states of undress which is almost a boner killer. Best head I've gotten is consistently from skinny girls for some reason. Also OP's girl was probably pretty decent looking ten years ago, and was probably thinner too. Picking up girls like her is easy mode.

>>742981588
Another idiot using "literally" in every fucking sentence.

>>742981697
Another idiot falling straight into the cognitive dissonance pit.
it's alright, 50% of men never reproduce so it's perfectly fine being average.

>>742981685
Thats why you grab the bitch by the hair and ahow her how you like it. I also have another gameplan besides this thats really crass and only works about 1/3 of the time. It feeds on women's love for erotic literature/word porn.

>>742981494
So to prove you're Alpha Status, you need to post photo's of your win once you get this bitch into the bed.

I do appreciate your approach, however. I get tired of women putting qualifiers in their profiles. I'm not a circus monkey trying to get your attention, beeeeeeaaach...

>>742981814
Ok I'll start another thread today or tomorrow with some pics. And yea it pisses me off women are so catered to in the dating world. Who the fuck are they? She probably works at AppleBees.

>>742981336
>obese
>good heart
pick one

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>>742981994
Not literally lel

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>>742981994

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>>742982075
>>742981994

>>742981956
Love their 2 for $20 specials. Fucking gets me diamonds.

>>742981956
Men don't help, however. A woman I dated showed me how fast she gets responses and offers for dick whenever she swipes right, so the world really is just full of horny dudes that think they need to suck up to a woman to get their dick wet.

Yet another reason why not putting up with their shit helps to stand out. Seems counter intuitive, but it actually works.

OP is fucking retarded

>>742981432
>sempai
get the fuck out of here you non weeb loser

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>>742980640
Autism'D

>>742982209
Hello fellow redpiller fag. Ever tried getting chicks to buy you drinks? It's easy as fuck and they love it just because it's something fresh. Even better if you barter about it.

>>742981956
No. Post them now or it didnt happen.

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>>742982300
It's true I'm not a weeb. But I'm not a normie I swear!

>alpha pua
>not posting the nudz

Come on man.

>>742982372
This convo was from an hour ago obviously it hasn't happened yet you moron.

>>742982550
your a moran

>>742982550
So it didnt happen? Gotcha. OP is a liar. Hes a beta who didnt even get a date with his "alpha" mindset.

>>742982550
>Claiming victory before he even slayed the beast
Repeat at least 5 times and then you can come back and make a new thread about how alpha you are.

>>742981025
Bah, she won't even remotely resemble that borderline slampig pic in person. You must be new to this shit.

>>742981025
That's hideous.

Of course she takes any dick she can get lmao ugly ass hoe.

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>>742982656
I guarantee she's already wet, faggot. Just because you cant read women, dont mean nobody else can.

>>742982848
>virgin detected

>>742982955
Disgrossting. Would put out to pasture.

>>742980699
fake and gay

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>>742982955
She's an ugly whale of course she's wet. I've been on tinder for over a year and have cultivated a soft harem of fwb's, trust me I have experience.

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>>742982955
>reading a woman
>trough text
Literally reading tho

>>742983140
Post em ot GTFO

>>742983238
>He can't even psychoanalyze someone from their typing habits

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>>742983299
Can't resist dubs, have some OC

>>742983314
Its not about typing habits. Its about recognizing typical female behavior.

>>742983592
Fair enough

>>742981159
You missed the point, faggot. Imade sure she was ok with alcohol. Also I sent a subtle hint. I offered to "entertain" her and even brought up "one night" as in 1 night stand.

>>742984662
So when do we get to see the pay off?

What did she say?

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>>742984958
Still setting up the date

>>742985175
more men :)

Hot her snap. Hopefully I can score some nudes for you guys.

>>742985448
She must like to fuck :-)

>>742980815
lol thread

>>742983545
looks like a young boy, wtf

>>742985175
She knows you're going to roofie her you dumbfuck

>>742986016
I think it's actually a good sign for him.

She's already hinting at "getting roofied" aka "please fuck my brains out".

>>742985175
What is this site called?

>>742985175
All you need to do to get women is find one with daddy issues

>>742986016
She also said she could roofie me lol

>>742981588
Not really.

From her pick you can surmise that she is a fat desperate washed up whore

because she is on POF she is also most likely:

Single mom

Low income

No higher education

No culture

He is picking up a Denny's waitress and bragging about it in the internet.

>>742980089
>>742980640

How is that alpha, you literally bitched out with the angle you were coming in on because she was saying she'd leave.

You fell for the most obvious of bait. She's going to use and drop you.

>>742986524
>No culture

Well yeah she's white

>>742982955
Shes actually not that bad, definitely worth slamming..

>>742986633
He gets sex, who the fuck cares? They are both using each other. You obviously only see relationships in movies, poor virgin.

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>>742986742
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>742985175
So you're in piedmont. Hope some autistic fag on here recognizes her

>>742987352
>in
My guess is Atlanta, Piedmont being very much a main road.

>>742981233
actually every rachet gives good head

>>742986524
>picking up a Denny's waitress then bragging about it

Zozzle. It's like Zozzlemas came early this year.

>>742987523
I vaguely remember there being some city in the US called Piedmont

Lol this is a absolute white man small cock omega man

This guys never had love Omg

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OP, you are the faggiest of faggots, and like the Bernie Mac impersonator says toward the end of Kanye's "The College Dropout:" "I don't mean that in no nice way." Nobody gives a shit who or what you have sex with. You think you've got "game?" You are likely to end up with chlamydia, as well. When your dick shrivels up and falls off, do us all a favor and post the webm in a rekt thread, so that you can squeeze every last bit of entertainment value out of your little adventure for our amusement. Pic related.

>>742980089
What would you do if someone else saw this and you had to explain yourself and how you think this is ok?

>>742980089
She's fat, this isn't a feat. Fat people will take anything out of greediness.

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I'm about to message her and ruin OP's date.

>>742990344
Just do it

>>742990344
LOL

>>742990434
>>742990441
Waiting for response, will post updates

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>>742990813
See if she likes Andy Sixx's log of shit

KEK, I don't care how fat she is, OJ WAS guilty, so she'd get the D.

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Way more alpha. And the fuckers a ginger to boot.

Why would you brag about fucking her? She's a solid 4 at best.

>>742980640
What a cunt

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>she's clearly fat & uggo
>you transitioned into beta mode after 2 messages

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Saving this thread with actual game.

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>>742993228

>>742990344
Haha go for it

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>>742993277

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>>742993228
So faggoty innuendo is saving the thread?

>>742993373

That's how women like it, you squib. Direct answers aren't seductive.

>>742993277
>>742993228
What a fucking boring convo.
You both react to eachother so fucking uninterested and bored.

Hate convo's like this, smalltalk is cancer.

>>742980815
underrated post

>>742993277
>>742993300
Sorcery.

>>742993444

There's literally no smalltalk in there.

>>742993300
DERR IF U HAVE A DONUT AND I HAVE A CARROT I'LL FUCK YOUR DONUT HOLE YOU RETARDED MUNCHKIN

>>742982209
not sure how being passive should work
>>742982371
wtf

>>742993592
kek

>>742993444
If you think they're uninterested and bored, then you have no idea what's going on.

>>742993300
why does it feel like im reading what a 17 year old comes up with in what he considers his most suave daydreams?