you wake up and you're the only person left on earth

Loot the pharmacies for morphine, oxycodone and oxymorphone.

>>742971413
fap

>>742971413
Go to church to meet the Priest

>>742971413
end my nofap streak

Make it my quest in life to search through the browser history of random people and find out if their fetishes.

>>742971413
print as much illegal porn as I can so I still have it when the power goes out and never comes back

Count to 10 on /b

Probably cry

>>742971459
This, but not those drugs, other ones.

Actually probably those ones too.

Itd be quite the buffet

Go though every girl i knows phone for nudes then fap.

Rejoice

>>742971413
Beer up

steal a cool car and go for a drive probably

>>742971413
MM all alone.. jerk off obviously

>>742971459
Just go to fucking town - you're aiming to die eventually from your drug abuse, so I'd be railing 6ft lines of nasty coke and smoking PCP through a trashcan bong. Go big or go home.

Kill myself as there is no-one left to mourn over me.

>>742971413
cocaine and tequila. I guess i'm stuck in a rut

>>742971413
Post about in on /b/

>>742971618
Somehow this sounds like a completely realistic thing.

Take 4chan serrusly

>>742971810
or you can loot a head shop for a nice bong to smoke your pcp

>>742971579
Gay

>>742971702
Good luck cracking those passwords

>>742971650
Smart

>>742971459
Similar to this but Britbong style.

I would go to the natural history museum and drop a tonne of acid.

>Get free copies of any game I want
>Finish said games
>An hero

Fart loudly

>>742971945
>implying I don't know most of them already.

>>742971413
Go to my friends house and use her dildos

>>742972047
Up de ass?

>>742971413
Go and get Buggati drive around high speed, go into celebrities homes and play playstation on huge 3d tv play all the games l like all the way through, go to Jay lenos house and steal his cars drive them. Go to the white house and sit in the oval office l want to say take a shit on the desk but l wouldn't. Travel to area 51 and check out the dulce underground base, see what was really going on there. Go to Army bases and steal weaponry and bombs, blow up a sky scraper,setup bombs all throughout the building and do my own 9/11. Go to the NSA try to figure how to use their computers and access the databases to see everyone l used to knows profiles.

>>742971413
Immediately find a gun store to combat the inevitable horde of either undead, or vampires, or werewolves, or some sort of other monster that can hopefully at least be slowed down by bullets.
Also, steal a car, vandalize a bunch of shit, take shits on public locations I hate, set people's homes on fire whom I despise, hit up a porn shop and get a sex doll and a fuck load of porn, steal all food that won't go bad from grocery stores, steal seeds and soil from everywhere, look for animals roaming around that I can maybe eat, and last but not least break into your house and steal pictures of your mother so I can reminisce about the days when I'd make love to her by the fire.

>>742971413
Sleep in a different bed every night shit out the front of the places I've already slept
doing this until I've travelled far across the country, Get a copy of
MS Flight Simulator 9 cause it worked for the 911 patsy Religious insurance worker.

Fly to France sleep in every bed shitting outside every door after all are complete
Shit on the Eiffel Tower and throw shit at the Arc De Triomphe, Head to Italy Make Pizza from a dog when finished
Shit in the pizza Oven, Head to Venice Shit in the water burn some boats, Get in a Helicopter Crash helicopter because I don't know how to fly it shit on my self and die.

They said I wouldn't do shit but I would shit everywhere.

Find a Nintendo 64 or a Playstation 2 since all new gen consoles will become useless without wifi

If everyone just vanished in a flash, how long would it take before power went out you reckon?

>>742972138
This.

>>742971413
Assuming the internet doesnt work and I don't just autisticly play video games until I starve to death.

I'd probably drive my car to a dealership that sells really nice cars, break in/walk in, grab myself a new car, stockpile cigarettes, roadtrip everywhere forever.

I'd have a month or so to eat good food. After that, I'll probably have to live off instant ramen. After a few years, water bottles will start to expire and I won't be able to find clean water. Then I'll drink dirty water from some river, shit myself for 9 hours straight and die.

>>742972036
Sure thing buddy. Then go get us some nudes already

Refresh page until wifi and power die, switch to my paper printouts of 4chan boards and write down what I would've commented underneath printed posts

i would jerk off all day while smoking weed and drinking whisky

>>742972131
Yes

Find an attractive horse to fuck

>>742971413
break into homes of people I've known, find their nudes, cum

samefag on /b/

>>742971413
Go "shopping" for most powerful PC, then I'll grab some games like gtav, then chips and coke and will play all day on maxed out 144fps/8k.
Then maybe get rollerblades and go try some tricks on the rail without anyone watching. And then I can die happy.

>>742972303
NO

Scratch that, take anyone on 4chan serrrusly noroomforspace

Delete 4chan

>>742971413
finally I can browse all 15 pages of /b/

>>742971945
just take out the SD card and put it in your own phone, problem solved

>who the fuck stores shit on their actual phone nowadays

>>742972542
>sd card
Girls don't use android.

>>742972533
dubs are chezch nice

>>742971779
>Only persona
>Steal
U can do verter anon

>>742972581
kek, probably true

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Loot the pharmacy then go to a big sex shop.
I'd have the time of my life!

>>742972335
This guy is the winner

>>742972228
Depending on area you probably would have a few hours at best.

Hospitals and such have backup generators but within 24-48hours world is dark.

Would be a good idea to get away from any nuclear power facilities before they meltdown

>>742971413
Find a van or a truck. Pack it full of cans and stuff for survival and get the fuck out of Europe.
Motherfucking nuclear reactors have like a week before huge meltdowns. Multiple Chernobyls everywhere.
Then I'd try to settle somwhere, scavenge food for a decade until cans and dried goods go bad. Until then I either learn how to survive or die as a last human.
Also I'd deem the entire LGBTQ community and niggers illegal, since I'm the king of the world now.

Find a fertility clinic, impregnate all those frosty eggs, build an artificial womb with duck tape, Ice lolly sticks and a bin bag, reboot the human race.

Wakes up. Turns out I'm on earth alone. I'll probably stop and McDonald's and attempt to make my own food. Burn down the restaurant but it's cool. Fast food places are still around everywhere. Jerk off on the main road and cum on a bus stop. Go to my dealers house and raid the stash. Smoke tree till my eyes are closed. Wait for night, set a building on fire to maybe send a signal to anyone out there. People are gone, so there's a halt of information. No ones talking. Rinse and repeat for next year until all food starts to go bad. Realize that people, while stupid, kept things interesting. Start to lose faith into the resurgence of the human race. Jerk off more, until my dick is sore. Eventually kill myself

>>742972801
Underated. This guy is onto something

I would jerk of every where and just leave my cum lying on the floor

Kill every single human on earth.

Clean house at a dildo store and make myself a woman.

>>742971413
OK, if there is no one on earth, why the fuck it's tons of garbage everywhere?

>>742973252
So you'd an hero? ok.

probably kill myself

>>742973314
i dunno, do you consider niggers to be human?

>>742971413
drive to the realdoll factory.

>>742971413
Find cigarettes, find a shotgun, smoke a cigarette in my apartment while looking out over the view I shared with my wife. The view we struggled so long and hard to reach, toss her fathers ashes out the window, kiss her cat and tell it I love it and blow myself away. I told her I'd follow her, and that's what I intend to do.

>>742971413
I'd loot my apartment building hoping for a gun, take one of the motorcycles out back, and head to my local college campus. They've got a radio transmitter there, and plenty of literature about how to operate it. I'd fortify the engineering building, shut down most of the equipment, and work on setting up a repeating broadcast. The building has solar panels, so it might be good for a while yet. Once I got tired of waiting for an answer, I'd find a german shepherd puppy, a mossberg 500 and a big old truck, and drive my ass to Canada with all the shells, books, and booze I know I won't be able to find up there. I'd take over a cozy little cabin, and pretend I'd run away from the world instead of the world leaving me.

>>742971413
hide from the niggers

>>742971413
Finally read all of the books I've been meaning to... oh. Nevermind.

>>742971413
Eat breakfast

>>742973494
twilight zone reference
>you're ok anon

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>>742971530

>>742973534
you were napping though

>>742971413
Party like it's 1999, of course.

call taxi, go to airport, fly to Hawaii

Miss my gf, go to people's houses and look for nudes, then go to Area 51 and bust in.
Then at some point just live my life.

>>742973455
best so far

>>742973691
I'd bust a nut in Area 51 and take a dump in one of the hallways... knowing me I'd probably fallover in it

Get a sweet Harley and cruise out to Area 51 so I can finally see what they have been hiding out there.

>>742973879
>carry it to Area 51

Fixed that for you.

>>742971413
Pick up some Monster energy drinks, go home and play games. Fap and then sleep.

>>742971413
hit up local car dealership for a set of wheels after establishing everyone is gone
stock up on weed and snacks and ROADTRIP, literally roadtrip all up in this motherfucker to every place accessible via driving

once/if I run out of places that I can reach via BMW in europe/asia/africa I'd probably die trying to reach one of the other continents either in a plane crash as something goes tits up because I taught myself to fly a plane or probably in a shipwreck as I get caught in a storm with no idea wat the fuck I'm doing

mind you, I'd probably spend a great deal of time over here doing dumb shit like running down wildlife in the savannah in a convertible beamer swinging a golf club and laughing how my white ancestors woulda hunted like this if they could

if/when I get to the US I'd probably go north first before dying somewhere in central america to montezuma's revenge

>>742972301
It's really not hard to find clean sources of flowing water in the US, there's plenty in the mountains.

Seat off a couple of nukes, maybe if I'm in the mood blow up a couple of cities with c4/rocket lunchers depends on my mood. Paint the White House black and call it the nigga palace with a bunch a black sex dolls whips and all sorts of kinky shit everywhere. Go to Starbucks and take a big shit in there fridge. Then go to a court room and sue my self for rape

>>742971618
id watch it

Bestiality

>>742971663
/thread

>>742973405
>speedometer breaks

>>742971413
kill myself

>>742971413
>Travel to Harlem
>Yell out NIGGER
>Pat myself on the back as I say "They didn't come at me out of respect"
>Go home and fap
>Alone

>>742971413
Go back to sleep.

Play Monopoly with myself, but with real money and streets. Everytime I go scavenging and have to go through a street that belongs to me, I have to give myself thousands of Euros.

>>742971413
I would continue my normal life, there wouldnt be any difference

>>742971413
Masturbate in the open

>>742971663
absolute madman

Rape dead bodys

>>742971413
go on 4chan and make this thread

>>742971413
Download Wikipedia while the net is still up.
Drugs.
Write about being the last person on earth, in case there are sentient beings in the future. Try and find a way to preserve the manuscript.
Contemplate my life, try and divine some sort of meaning from it.
Try and figure our why I'm the last person left alive.

>Depression kicks in an I kill myself after a year or two. Three at most.

>>742971974
Same.

>>742971413
Sleep more

>>742972700
since we're living in 2k17, nuclear reactors are built in a way, that in case of emergency the chain reaction is stopped by gravity (>which makes lead or some shit drop in between the uranium)

masturbate

>>742971413
Raid a gun shop and then build a homemade Red Hood costume and stalk the streets at night.

>>742971854
You'd get a response too

>>742976536
yeah, like Fukushima

>>742972149
Pajeet found.

I would rape all the womens i see.

>>742973424
Aw. <3

>>742972301

>water expires

lmao

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>>742971413
find a dog, domesticate it, grow food, hunt, find a generator, a refrigerator, a TV etc, you get the point.

Visit every house in sight and let all the dogs loose. Would inhabit nearby botanical gardens and live the rest of my lonely days naked eating fruit surrounded by nature

>>742971413
Do as much traveling as I can for a year before the gasoline goes bad, arriving at a coastal port town, where I jump on a sailboat and just sail from port to port seeing new places and new cultural artifacts.

I'd probably burn down every city I visited, and try to erase as much of natures grandest mistake as possible.

>>742975048
Yep.
Non-stop sweaty animalistic savagery.

>>742971413
>what do you do?
Sounds like nothing. In that movie, Jim was not the last person on Earth, so he had a reason to live on.

>>742974852
it's hard when you are conditioned to stay at home on the computer all day.

I guess no matter where I find water, I could always just boil it first

>>742977042
water bottles

the plastic bottles that they come in do actually expire. That's why they have expiration dates on them nigga

>>742977545
a regulation requires expiration dates on all stuff sold to eat and drink. water does not expire actually. it's the same with honey for example

>>742971413
Not notice for a week when i go out for food.

>>742971663
there would be no more internet in this scenario

>>742971618
With no electricity?

>>742976536
Negative thermal coefficient of reactivity would stop a meltdown from occurring in most reactors.

Auto SCRAM on loss of power would drop the rods.

Lack of cooling might be an issue long term. Those reactors will be more dangerous after ten years with no maintenance than they will be when you wake up and everyone has gone to the rapture.

>>742971413
Enter people homes, search for hot nudes on what were teenage girls phones

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Shitpost untill >>777777777
Just to see what'll be
Oh wait a sec-

since all animals are still here, set them free so they dont starve in Zoo's inb4 gay

Loot shops and move into Cristiano Ronaldo's house in Madrid.

>>742978370
It's not gay if you don't fuck the male animals

What would I do?
>Drift all day erry day
>loot pharmacies
>go into the city at night when its pitch dark
>climb buildings and loot shit
>more drifting
>drugs and shit
>explore the country
>probably find a pet dog.
>also guns in the city, play some real life csgo, shit would be cash

1) find out how everyone died

2) find out why i didn't die

3) find out how is it that i know that no one's there except me...who the fuck would convey that fact? May there'd be ppl in a different country

4) find them

>>742971413
Find car, gasolina, food and move to the best place in the country, you know, a place where the Winter isn't harsh and the summer dont kill me for isolation. then i will just live there in my Little Paradise jerkin off, eating all the shit i find that isn't spoiled, and playing videogames or something like that.

Dig holes in watermelons and fuck them...no society to judge me...life dream fulfilled.

>>742971413
Collect a few Honda eu2000i and something more industrial to run a refrigerator, set up the most badass entertainment system in some baller mansion

>>742973491
Underrated post

>>742971413
go back to bed

To be honest probably cry, loose my pregnant wife and my family. But i guess i would make the most of it, shoot guns, make mannequin towns drink, drive nice cars, study things and build do drugs. eventually till i slip into madness and kill myself but it would be a fun realistic two years of traveling.

>>742971413
Gather supply's and go find a cool place in the wilderness to squat. I've always been a loner schizoid that likes the company of wildlife better than people anyways.

>>742973405
What I was going to post

>>742971413
Find water, find food, find a nice house, start gardening, try to find some animals to make them breed, raid librairies to bring back a shitload of books, finally enjoy life.

>>742971413
Go through homes to get supplies and cool stuff, also whenever i find an apartment/house where hot woman/women used to live, go through their dirty laundry to support my endangered fetish.

>>742971413
Fap.
Then eat and watch movies.
When I run out if movies, watch series and anime.
When I run out of those, documentaries.
Then get a good pc and play offline games.

There are so many ways to entertain myself I'd be in heaven.

>>742971413
Find a mare qt and use her as means of transportation and sex.

>>742976397
That's gonna be a lot of storage.

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>>742973455
>tfw you ripped half of that off from i am legend

Lock myself in extra thick triple diapers with locking plastic pants and tight high waist denim shorts for a month while i go to the mall and keep shiting my diapers in Victorias secret

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>>742971413
Find some shoe polish, learn to speak ebonics and hang out with the blacks.

Go to Nasa, Area51 etc, just do some basic exploring, then i would find a flight simulator to learn2fly a 737 i guess

>>742976053
Sounds legit

I'd probably an hero. I won't do too well alone like that.

>>742971459
Kek it's sad that's the first thing I thougjt of was I'm getting high as fuck, in general I'd get fucked up and maybe travel the earth and explore.

>>742971413
Go to all the local gun stores

>>742971945
Normie

>>742971663
why stop at 10?

>>742971413
Count to 10 on 4chan

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>>742972216
There is so much face palm in this post I can't handle it

>>742971945
Go back to plebbit.

>>742972700
That's not how it works... besides they'd run out of fuel long before a meltdown. Hydroelectric generators surprisingly would stay up for quite a while, the problem would be the power grid which would drop pretty fast without management

>>742977545
No, anything sold to consume is required to have an expiration date by law. Table salt has an expiration date...

>>742972801
This, but I'd hit up a sperm bank for a little variety.

Go to area 51 and fuck the aliens

Probably find and inseminate some sleeping gorillas with my sperm to see if I can continue the Russian experiments.

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>>742971413
How is this scenario even remotely possible? And in 28 Days there are other survivors you fucking normie.

Aim to live as long as possible, a good life too, living for myself.
Find someone's large car and take their keys, no need to loot my own house as superior items can be found on the way, clothes, food, tools. Maybe only take sentimental things, like family photo albums, pictures of friends, for those lonely nights when I feel like crying.
Take this large car and travel to Melbourne or Sydney, live on the outskirts in a medium sized fancy and comfortable house. (Living on outskirts of city because decay of skyscrapers and lack of upkeep means buildings would eventually collapse) gather beautiful art Paintings and decorate my new house, filling the garden with beautiful marble statues and maintaining the house to the best of my abilities.
Shitpost on facebook and dodge the zucc.
Going into the city every now and then to gather supplies.
Loot new and interesting foods that haven't spoiled.
Loot high quality clothes that are super comfy.
Loot expensive/tasty alcohol.
Loot porn mags like a 1960s pleb.
Was going to say loot library for books, but who am I kidding, fuck reading.
Ironically become friends with a volley ball, eventually unironicly become friends with volleyball.
Set up a border around my plot of land to protect from the dangerous Australian wildlife.
Get a dog companion.
Maybe when I get lonely enough turn my house into a menagerie.
Smoke weed and live the Druid life with my animal companions.
Eventually boredom will onset and I will look for more dangerous passtimes.
Blowing up buildings, drugs, reading books.
When I run out of things to do, and I'm feeling purposeless, I'd learn how to navigate and I'd attempt a boat ride to America, check out thangs, Americans put suger and salt on everything so nothing has gone rotten, get diabetes, Obamacare doesn't help me, how fucking typical.
go see the snow. live in the White House till I die lonlyness and thank god for the beautiful life he gave me.

>>742973645
>call taxi
>go to Hawaii
>only person left
Assuming you don't know how to fly a plane and are not a taxi driver, you're autistic.

>>742971413
visit a sperm bank to make some babies

>>742973491
underrated

Scout around and try to finish up my vintage Transformers collection without paying ridiculous prices on eBay, stage the fight with Unicron in the middle of main street.

>>742971413
Go back to sleep play with shit other humans have and always said i could never play with and find somewhere that wont be affected by the powerplants that are going to melt down and the dams that will fall apart.

>>742981820
A worthwhile post, friend.

>>742981754
Fuck you

>>742971413
No more dick to suck? Fuuuuck this

>>742981754
Yee

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go back to sleep

>>742981754
fuck

>>742971413
look for dead bodies to fuck.

>>742982624
there should be a lot of corpses lying around.

>>742982948
As much as I'd wanna go Fallout all over the world, this is probably what I'd do.

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>>742971413
In all honesty. I'd drive out, loot all the local stores for good games and decent food. Maybe take a two hour trip to this Game World place that's up in Spokane, and then take the two hour trip back to home. Move all the good shit into some higher end house maybe, if not directly moving to chill out and live in a huge store or some shit for convenience's sake.

But before all that, ALL of it...I'd go around breaking into every house and apartment I can ASAP, to release any possibly trapped animals. I'd take care of my own pets, as I always have, in peace and relative luxury, until they die. When they die, I can finally check out in peace, so I'd hook a medical respirator up to some helium and drift off in the most peaceful way possible.

Pic related, my itty bitty kitty cat when he was a kitten (he's a big lad now). I also have a little pupper, and my brother also has a cat.

see everything I always dreamed of seeing, hidden and prohibited place, enjoy for a bit, then kill myself.

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>>742983442

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>>742983442
Also thinking about it some more I'd probably want to haul out a few troughs outside and fill them up with pet food for all the recently released animals. Just for a while, there's a lot of indoor-only pets that don't really have the survival skills necessary to get their own food. I reckon after a while they'd pick it up, even with me laying out food for them.

Maybe cry a bit for losing my kids.
Then go loot/store up on food and supplies.
Get a good fortifyable house.
Get a generator or maybe the house already has one.
All that survivability shit that i can think of and actually do.
Lock up.
Do whatever i want til i starve to death or disease or an hero when i get sick of all of it.

I'd steal a semi truck, load it up with building materials, power tools, and gasoline generators, and whatever other necessities I would need to survive. Then I'd drive out to Montana and pick an awesome spot to make a bitchin house. Then I'd probably live my life out in nature and live off the land

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I'd go to my mother's house to get photos and such. Make sure she isn't alive. Attempt to contact my brothers. Download as much porn as I can before power is gone. Fuck a warm body. Hide all of my hard drives for future use (I have a lot of useful shit on them) gather food. Gather tools. Gather fuel. Heather various generators, batteries and UPS so that when I start to generate my own electricity I can store some. Have a BBQ. Befriend animals who wandered to food or kill them if they might kill me. Stockpile non-perishables. I'd slowly start to rebuild my own society just to make things easier for myself to live happily. I'd plan a trip to that vault with all the preserved seeds. Once I felt like my electricity and defense situations were good, I'd write a note to any possible passers by and go to get seeds I could grow. Hopefully someone will have found my setup. If not. Grow seeds. Have a better food situation. Hunt as necessary. Set up radio in case anyone is out there. Cry because I am lonely and have no one to love. Start making art again, since I stopped painting when I was in early 20s. Take psychedelic drugs on weekends. As I start to get too old to take care of myself, set up a trap for myself. Write a long note about my times, what I've done, and why I'm going to an hero. I don't want to die in pain or if not being able to care for myself. I'd rather die a man. Smoke some dmt that I extracted earlier, let the trap kill me as I go on one last trip.

>>742983992
You could literally do this now nothing stopping you.

Siphon all the petrol.
get a tow truck and move all the cars off sections of the motorway
Find a GT-R and drive it way too fast.

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>>742971413
Clone myself and create my own rimmerworld

>>742984190
oh duh ezpz

>>742980933
I watched a documentary about the hoover dam and how it would run for about 50 years without human intervention. Then would fail because of some kind of shellfish build up in the pipes. Would not be a bad place to start a new home. Power and water. Not sure about food as I don't know the area.

>>742977841
Portable generators bro.

>>742984318
sounds like you would want to eat alot of shellfish.

>>742971413

Rejoice! I'd go find guns and have some fun shooting things while smoking tons of dope.

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>>742984333

>>742971413
no lines at wally world.

>>742984318
Yeah certain types of fresh water mussels would start clogging up the cooling water that naturally cools the turbines, hydroelectric dams basically run themselves. Theoretically they'd run for a while but who knows, another thing to consider though is those freshwater mussels could be fucked out of the food chain without humans anyway, without us polluting the water with excess agricultural runoff their might not be enough algae or whatever to keep them alive. I'd love to watch things change as the natural populations of stuff returns to normal slowly, at first things would be fucked but then stuff would return to normality

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>>742980715

Find a bunch of real dolls and guns and have a fucking blast until the crippling loneliness drives me insane and i kill myself by jumping off Big Ben.

>>742984671
https://youtu.be/l2N0azZgIfI

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>>742971413
...... So no more 4chan?

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>move to the Rome
>become new Pope
>New messenger of God
>get to wear funny hat all day and read interesting shit
>mfw everything's in Latin

>>742984177
Except for the police... can't get away with stealing all that

>>742985207
Are you retarded? The police are people.
They would no longer be on earth in this scenario

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>>742971974
this

Quickly find the nearest Iv lab, cum on frozen eggs, create the perfect airan paradise.
Rebuild the world in my eyes and fuck sweet blonde nazi chicks

>>742985300
>You could literally do this now
>now
>people exist in the present

Are you even literate?

Sigh with relief that it's over

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>>742972228
Places with hydropower would be on for years.

I would start trying to repair and maintain all of the infrastructure in the country. It will be a lot of work

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>>742985300

>>742981754
goodbye, entering an alternate reality where i never read this shit

>>742971413
Run away from anywhere with a nuclear power plant nearby since they will all become deathtraps within a few weeks.

>>742972393
Same but dolphin

>>742971413
>>742971413
search dead women to have sex before they root

>>742977275
Gasoline is also anhydrous, it tends to suck moisture out of the air.

But if stored in a sealed container with an inert atmosphere, really old gas can be used in less high tech engines, think carbs not fuel injectors. Also diesel usually does fine for 5 to 10 years.

>>742972801
Nice, then just wait like 6 months and you got a bunch of living fuck toys.

>>742971413
Celebrate because there are no muslims anymore.

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>>742972138

Find biggest house in lovely landscape. Find food,stockpile it so i dont have to leave again. Get all the drugs i can find. Collect books for days. Get fucked up and read til im dead.

>>742986829
How fucking boring.

You have the entire world at your fingertips and you would set it in park and fucking read?

I hope you get a fucking paper cut and die of infection.

>>742971413
Smoke tons of weed and watch the sun set begind ocean view. Then blow my brains out with a shotgun.

>>742986970
I hope his glasses get smashed like in the Twilight Zone

1. Get a gun for defense.
2. Get a car to travel. Traveling could be quite fast without speed limits, but gas consumption could be a problem.
3. Check for any living organism, and started to write exact log, daily.
4. Get to good strategic location and consider it base. Strategic location = close to any electricity providing source, food and drink source, tools source (everything u could need).
5. Find for ways to survive as human race is primary. Everything else is just time loosing.
6. Find for reason of extinct. Make sure to not repeat ever.
7. Make surviving a bit comfort. There is noone to stop you.

>>742973491
Absolutely the winner

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>>742987261
I love laughing at people trying to write in English who clearly have no idea what they're doing.

find katy perrys house, sniff panties

cute children opposite my house.
break in and wank over socks and panties and pictures etc.

>or

is theres still bodies, cun inside, reload, cum on feet, reload, cum in mouth etc etc

repeat for girls i know (get addresses from school)

Best thread.

>I love laughing at people trying to write in English

Let me guess. Name of your courty starts with united and ends with kingdom.

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>>742985346

>>742986970

The whole world of what? The entirety of society no longer exists. The very core of what it is to be human is gone.

>>742971845
This.

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Look up fetility clinics near hydrodams while net/power is still up. Download info on new artifical wombs

>>742980063
motherfucker he has every hard drive in the world

>>742973424
do it now fag

>>742971413
Learn to fly on a sim and then jet to every country, take lots of drugs and booze.

>>742971974
Do this and fuck a bunch of animals like a degenerate. Then jump off a huge cliff and die like a faggot.

>>742980933
>the problem would be the power grid which would drop pretty fast without management

losing the load would make turbines spin fast, trip, shutdown rather quickly, losing cooling through turbines would trigger automatic shutdown of reactor probably

>break in all buildings looking for the girls rooms
>sniff panties
>die happily from exhaustion after a fap marathon

>>742971413
go to a supermarket and stock up on as many long-life, canned and non-perishables as possible. Get soap, toothpaste and toothbrushes. Grab all the painkillers and medicines as well

I'd then go to a hire shop and get a generator or two. I'd also get jerry cans and a fuel pump. Find a storage locker and save as much fuel as I can

If I'm definiately the last person on earth, I'd not bother with telecommunication dvices

I know a couple of Lambo dealerships in London, I';d bag me an Aventador and cane it up the mall a few times

Then I'd just carry on existing. probably hang out in libraries and museums and shit.

>>742971413
Stockpile everything I need. Move to small island, start a veggie fruit farm.

>>742986484
that's not what anhydrous means. Anhydrous just means it contains no water, hydrophilic is something which means it attracts water. Gasoline does become "wet" over time but not because it's anhydrous, even though it technically isn't

>>742989466
Notice how people who don't do drugs, or have never done drugs are the angriest, most bitter, hateful people in the world.
Nothing can stop them from hating themselves I suppose.

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>>742989693
Can't believe I fell for that malware.

>>742972708
Meltdown would actually be a 3 Mile Island type deal. Chernobyl was a different circumstance altogether. The explosion was caused by human interference and would not have happened otherwise.

>>742989511
are you retarded ?

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>>742989736
Okies tits as a ty.

>>742989774
Why? What happened?

>>742989747
The most hateful and bitter are usually so close-minded that they would never associate with drugs that society deems as bad. They're also religious as fuck. :^)

At least that's my opinion.

>>742989974
Avast blocked it thankfully, but I'm stupid enough for clicking it.

>>742989858
Chernobyl didn't "explode". It had a rupture of steam tanks but it was just a massive meltdown. It wasn't human interference, it was human neglect.

>>742990020
How do these bots get in here?

>>742989747
I did drugs and alcohol for 12 years, now I'm clean and can say that drugs is shit. It's ruining your life completely.

>>742990082
Someone clicks it for the bot maybe.

>>742980063
its pretty small without pics

>>742971413
break into celebrities houses, run around with taylor swifts panties on my head, hunting wild deer in the ruins of downtown los angeles

>>742990192
What do you mean? I never understood them, or even what they're saying.

>>742990055
They purposefully bypassed safety measures. The resulting steam explosion is what carried the radiation so far about the countryside. A normal meltdown would be significantly more contained than that mess.

>>742971463
amen, /thread

straight to area 51 find out what all the hubbub is about...call aliens and tell them im ready to come home...drugs lots of drugs...

>>742971413
Be extremely happy because now I have access to everything without having to work

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How does one find a certian celebs address so they schlick while inhaling their dirty panties?

Check out area 51.
Fly any plane I want.
Propably die trying to land a difficult one...

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I need a few more details.
Is it a scenario where "Everyone disappeared/died simultaneously, spontaneously, with no warning"? Because if so, then there'd be a huge amount of collateral damage in the form of cars crashing all over the place. And there'd be a fuckload of cars all over the place wherever you want to drive to, just sitting there by the time you wake up. Shitting up the roads, more or less.

I'd much prefer the sort of scenario where maybe people KNEW it was happening. Long enough to go back home and spend their last few moments with their family, and most importantly GET THEIR FUCKING CARS OUT OF THE WAY WITHOUT CRASHING THEM INTO EVERY FUCKING BUILDING

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>>742990246
Wanna team up? I need to find Avril's house. Also are you attractive?

>>742990311
Are you by chance a young, pregnant black woman who supported Hillary?

>>742971413
Power would last for days, maybe weeks in some areas. I'd find a remote area away from nuclear power plants asap and start loading gear into a cozy isolated house in a forest somewhere. I'd gather generators, fuel, food, guns, ammo, tools, and the most reliable diesel truck I can before hunkering down. Large areas would soon become uninhabitable once reactors going without maintenance melt down and contaminate about 1/3 of the US.

>>742971413
Find out and stach every fuckable thing i can fuck. DL anything and everything especially previously illegal once. Fuck illegal warm corpse. Drugs. Hell i can go on and on about enjoying my new freedom.

>>742990501
No, I'm a White NEET who supported Trump and still hasn't gotten anything of what he promised

I'm just lazy

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>>742990369
I assumed as you were just waking up maybe 9am or 10am. It must have happened durring your asleep sometime hopefully at lile 3 am when the roads are fairly clear.

>>742990534
Why is this such a common misconception? Nuclear reactors are significantly safer than that. Not only do they have safety measures in place in case of neglect and overheat, you actually have to go out of your way to cause major damage.

>>742971413
>go around pharmacies and hospitals, do as many painkillers as i can
>start a weed farm
>loot up alcohol stores
>intoxicated enough to find animals attractive, sex with every living organism i can
>die from animal-based STDs, overdose or alcohol poisoning