Waifu thread

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https://youtu.be/zxtWNHhBLA4

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Goodnight

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>>742969558
Sleep well

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>>742969470

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>>742969470

>>742969683
*kick*

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>>742969953
Stooooooooooooooooooop!

>>742970012
Noooooooooooooooooooo!

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>>742970077
Please!

>>742970101
No!

No banana spam? That's weird.

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>>742970244
Why?!

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>>742969921
What
>>742969616

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Rem claimed

>>742970322
Because >.<

>>742970477
the perfect reply

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Claimed

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>>742970736
Because what?

>>742970853
Because I said so

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>>742970477

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>>742970915
That's no fair!

>>742971026
Yes it is!

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>>742971101
No it's not!

>>742971157
Why not?

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>>742971157
my waifu is better than your waifu m8

>>742970496
ur waifu is trash

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>>742969683
*poke?*

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>>742971257
Because I get kicked!

>>742971284
I disagree! Rize is much better!

>>742971318
*poke*

>>742971354
I don't see anything unfair about that!

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>>742970925
You really want a muffin huh
>>742970746

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>>742971354
stop sexualising your waifu (aya clone)

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>>742969430
Emi is life

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>>742971401
You don't get kicked!

>>742971440
I'm not sexualising her! There's nothing lewd there!

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>>742971354
So you are new here?

>>742971430
Yus

>>742971570
I don't want to get kicked !

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>>742971603
Very new!

>>742971631
Neither do I! So stop!

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>>742971570
now lewding pls

>>742971679
I cant !

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>>742971603
I made rum and raisin today. With choc mint as the second batch.

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I'm still super super upset that person didn't see my response.

>>742971695
I won't! Rize is too pure for lewd!

>>742971759
Why?!

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>>742971679
What made you post here

>>742971799
>rum and raisin
Combining two gross things does not make a good thing

>>742971847
Because I have nothing to do?!

>>742971799
I made mashed potatoes with fried hamburger and egg

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I see I made it just in time for the bananas to start again. Great.

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>>742971887
I got bored

>>742971932
So you have to kick me?!

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>>742971847
I meant no, I'm tired Ai wants you to join the discord

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>>742972050
Fair enough. What made you post Rize / who is she

>>742972050
Yes?!

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>>742972040
You!

>>742972092
I don't have discord

>>742972114
She's my waifu! She's from Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? And she's really really cute! She's a tomboy-ish girl who grew up being trained with guns and things, but she's kind of girly at times and she's just super cute!

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>>742972245
Me?

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>>742972330
You disappeared!

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>>742972395
I got caught up in a game of LoL and saw no reply by the time I got done. Nor was there one when i checked the archive!

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>>742972245
Why was she trained as a child? Yeah she does indeed look cute. Ah a shame you don't have discord

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>>742972500
Because the thread died before I could respond! I replied in the thread after!

>>742972506
Her dad was a military person of some kind I think! So she just learned, but she's actually just a cute girl!

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>>742972631
Ah, well then, I may have to go diving through the archives then. This may take a while...

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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня

Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
How's the meds owo

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>>742972730
Thread 742946093!

>>742972734
It's you!

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>>742972245
make one

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>>742972631
Oh I see, so it's just her dads way. Where are you from if I may ask?

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Im slep mao. Burgur

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>>742972872
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

>>742972960
The South of England! Near Southampton!

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>>742972868
It's Rize

>>742972872
AYAYAYA!

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>>742972868
>So why'd you get an RX7 instead?
Because my dads friend was selling it for fairly cheap. After I got it, I've absolutely fallen in love with the rotary engine, and if I had the choice, I'd keep it. But circumstances and lack of funds/knowledge is stopping me from being able to fix it up to the point where I'm happy with it. I'd rather sell it to someone who can treat it right and give it the love (and money) it needs.

>She sounds great! But she supports you with dumb things? Why would she do that? How long've you been together?
Because she is a huge dumb, and knows that life's too short not to be dumb sometimes. As long as it's nothing super serious or dangerous, she's fine with it.
Mmmm, I do believe we just passed our 8 month anniversary 2 days ago now.

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>>742973028
because we need more rize

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>>742973126
I second this motion

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>>742973028
Ah, cool! Always good to have more europeans here. I'm from Austria, and Aya is an Englishman aswell

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>>742973044
No it's not!

>>742973063
Ooh, so you fell in love with it after you got it? That's lucky! It would've been bad if you'd hated it! It's good to know when to quit, I keep going because I'm super stubborn.

Dumb decisions are fun sometimes, and you get a good story out of them! If they're not too dumb. You count the months? That's so cute! How did you meet?

>>742973126
>>742973146
I'll do it later!

>>742973291
Where's Aya from?

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>>742973474
northern england

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>>742973563
How north?

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>>742973646
lancasaya

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>>742969430

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>>742973705
Saya?

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>>742973781
i was joking just Lancashire

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>>742973474
Well I always thought the idea of the rotary was super cool, so having the chance to get one, I jumped at the chance. It's unlike any other car I've driven. I'm like that too, I wouldn't have bought near $1200 worth of parts (including a whole parts car that I towed down from LA) if I wasn't. But it's time to cut my losses, and try to make at least SOME of it back. I'd love to get another one later down the line, preferably the turbo model if possible, but if I can't, an NA will do.
>Pic related, my car after some incidents and I got it back from the shop after 4 months of driving it damaged.

Well, she counts the months. But you asked, so I had to count.
And oh boy isn't that one hell of a story to tell. I'll just... let her explain it. Let me drag her in here.

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>>742973838
Lancasaya sounds better!

>>742973895
$1200 sounds like a lot if you're not finished! Did the red bit come from the damage? You towed a car from LA? Where to? If you get another one, you should make sure it's actually like you want! Get a turbo one!

How complicated could it be? Do I get to meet her then?

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>>742973895
>she counts the months
Hey, I didn't even say anything this month! Or last month, I don't think... I haven't made a big deal since we hit half a year.

And you're on your own for this one m8. I ain't saying nothing.

>>742974289
>How complicated could it be?
Oh boy, you have no idea... And yes, yes you do.

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>>742973474
It is, it is!

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>>742974289
Ya. The parts car cost $400, and $200 to rent a truck for a day to tow it down to San Diego. Then I took the transmission from the parts car, along with the exhaust and power steering pump, and BAC valve, which alone would probably cost me about $2500 new. So I got a serious steal. But then I went and did some replacing of parts on the transmission which cost another $500 or so. I did all the work myself, but now there's a problem with the idling when I have the clutch pressed in, and it's a complete mystery to me, and I'm tired after being under the car for multiple weeks now, my patience simply isn't there anymore... nor is my money.
That's the plan, but it'll take a year or 2 to save up for one of those. But they sound absolutely amazing. This is what the turbo model sounds like, as this was actually recorded from a microphone in the engine bay.
https://youtu.be/IQ3wYoCHcRE?t=31s
And this is what mine currently sounds like... because, well, it IS mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVs1L_8dt0Q

It's very complicated, but to TL;DR it...
We met a long time ago in threads like these. Were kinda just friends. Lots of drama and other stupid shit in threads and out, not even directly related to each other, soured our friendship. I left for years. Came back, and after a time, we ended up together.
And yes, it seems that faggot decided to post!

>>742974401
>

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OnlyAfro best waifu

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>>742974715
That is the worst tl;dr I've ever heard. You missed out all of my favourite parts. Like when everyone got mad!

>not even responding to that
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>742974810

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>>742974864
Fine, it's a TL;DR of the TL;DR.

Git fukt.

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>>742974401
Hiiiiiiiiiiiya! How are you? I've heard a lot about you, but I'd like to hear a lot more!

>>742974561
It isn't! No Rize here!

>>742974715
At least you didn't pay full price! If you spent too much time under the car, why didn't you take time off?
There's definitely something that sounds better about the turbo one! Get that! If it'll take a year or two, you should get something cheaper for now!

So you liked each other, then you didn't like each other, then you did? That's complicated!

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>>742975140
You're just trying to tl;dr hard enough that I do it myself, aren't you?

>>742975185
Not too bad, not too bad. Tired as fuck, but a certain someone got me out of bed to play League only to find that the skin he wanted wasn't even available.

Oh god, what did he tell you? You can ask whatever you want, I'll be around a while.

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>>742975339
Nothing bad! It all sounded really really good! He said you were super cute, and that he was gonna have you move over there, aaaaaand that you're dumb enough to let him do dumb things! Where'll you be moving from?

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>>742975185
Oh ya. That stuff is expensive as fuuuuuck.
And because I was desperate to drive it again. It had been a few months that I was gathering the parts and getting the tools to do the transmission swap. And while I'm SUPER happy to be driving it again, the problems worry me... plus, I got tickets to pay. And the extra money from selling that would be nice.
Oh for sure. But that sounds MUCH better than it did before I put on that exhaust. Here's what it sounded like before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TfXose6C6U

More like we were friends, then we weren't, then I left for years, and when I came back she thought I was the coolest thing since air conditioning and was super desperate to go out with me.

>>742975339
No, but I won't complain if you do.

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https://soundcloud.com/shiroi/aceman