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It's Wednesday my /b/u/b/es and you know what that is it's

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It's Wednesday my /b/u/b/es and you know what that is it's an weekly update any questions or request
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>>742965068
Does that have jizz stains on it?
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>>742965199
Yeah it jizz
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>>742965199
Oh dear god... the discoloration, the white streaks... you have been jizzing on that, haven't you?
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unless you're gunna make a video of you licking that thing then ima need you to stop making threads
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>>742965291
Yeah got bored so I started do it
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Whys the cum yellow
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>>742965068
put your dick between those tits
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>>742966132
Idk why it turns yellow I think it might be a little pee in the cum
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>>742966328
give us more pics you faggot
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>>742966390
Here you go fag
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>>742966657
Damn nigga, how many times have you jizzed on that.
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>>742966657
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>>742966657
Give us a webm of you cumming on it
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>>742966873
I try to at least cum on it twice a day some day I may get 3 or 4 sometimes more I have missed a couple of times because I'm busy but that's at least 3 weeks work of mix cum times
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>>742966657
do you actually use that thing
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>>742967047
God no I'm not an animal
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>>742967028
>I try to at least cum on it twice a day some day I may get 3 or 4
>>742967093
>not an animal
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>>742967093
>>742966926
Webm cumming on it or you are am animal
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>>742967209
I knew that would happen kek
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>>742967239
I just cumed on so I'm not in the mood for cuming maybe next report
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>>742967594
where did you used to cum op?
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>>742967093
> not an animal
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>>742967666
>>742966657
You can see a bit of a wet patch
It wasn't before I posted but it was probably 30 minutes ago and I'm just not in the mood
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>>742967666
Checked satan trips
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>>742967809
oh, no i mean before you started cumming on your fucking mouse pad. A sock? A box? Out your window?
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>>742967874
Inside his mother you forgot to mention.
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>>742967874
I used to have a rag but I didn't really masterbat that much until I got an idea to do that with the mouse pad
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>>742965068
wtf is that ??
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>>742968137
It's an cum stain mouse pad
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>>742967999
>>742967944
>>742967811
>>742967666
>>742966899
Is that dubs/trips thread?
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>>742968381
It's what ever you want ;)
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>>742967999
> until I got an idea to do that with the mouse pad
Nigga I dunno which kind of drugs you use but I need some of that
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>>742968503
I recommend lsd weed
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>>742966657
this kills the pad
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>>742968698
Is already dead it drowned in my cum
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>>742965068
How many street hookers you fuck to get yellow cum? Asking for a friend
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>>742968959
I'm not to sure it cum out white but drys up yellow
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>>742967944
Naww she got her surgery last week she cums in him now>>742967944
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>>742969200
Check my first dub
.......And Yes I'm a newfag
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OP post more pics
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>>742966657
still want more OP
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>>742969509
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WE NEED MORE DISGUSTING PICS OP, WE'RE NOT SATISFIED WITH THIS CHAOS YET.
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>>742969584
Don't you get tired of cumming on that? This is beyond insanity
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>>742969584
put me in screencap
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>>742969656
I don't really it's a lot cleaner for me just cum on it and forget
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>>742969702
Love to but on phone
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>>742968503
MDMAspergers
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>>742969702
Time stamp and different angle
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>>742969707
How much will you cum on it? How long will it take? Really wanna see the results
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>>742969876
Would you post one of the ones from last week, the one you gave to your GF a while back? Didn't you mention she was a bit... off, too?
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>>742969913
I don't know when I'll stop but every Wednesday 7:30pm or 8:00pm Australia time I'll be posting
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>>742969934
Yeah I can I deleted them but I won't delete the new ones from today
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>>742970025
>I don't know when I'll stop
Holy shit, Godspeed anon, your gonna make history
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>>742970109
Tanaka you I at lest hope I become a banner for be
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>>742970295
Fuck me why did auto correct make me sound retarder
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I'll be going know it's getting late I'll see you guys next Wednesday 7:30 Australia time
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this is mine <3
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>>742969584
Why don't you wash it for fuck's sake?!
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>>742971272
You know what to do...
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>>742971575
I dont even have a dick so how im gonna do it
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>>742971612
Step.1 roll it into a tube like shape
Step.2 insert
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>>742971612
Not him, but you could perhaps apply a toy of yours or borrow someone for the requested action.
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THOSE ORANGE STAINS
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>>742971612
You have some manly ass hands nigga...
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>>742971742
holy shit ._.
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I don't think I want to play overwatch anymore
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>>742971918
i know i have long fingers tho
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>>742971980
Legitimate question: Why did you buy it?
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>>742972174
im into girls too so i thought its cool
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I need to see cum hitting that pad, stat.
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Can you post how you fuck it? Does it feel any good?
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>>742965068
oh sweet mother of god what the fuck is this thread
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>>742972487
Degeneracy. The Heart and Soul of /b/.

>>742972371
Neat. Well, enjoy it. I had a mind to ask you to do the whole asymmetrical docking thing with it, but that probably wouldn't work well.
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>>742972574
this is the most disgusting shit i've seen in a while.
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>>742972574
hahahahah i cant cuz the pad is small
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ITT: Post things you've came on/over.
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>>742972649
Have you ever heard of Jizzus? Also, there are threads that post straight up vile content. Daily.

>>742972703
Well it was worth a shot. There are people who're into giant/giantess things, so there's that I guess.
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>>742972761
I just cum in my hand and recycle it
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>>742972799
is that the semen in a jar guy? i this this one is probably on par with the boiled in cum my little pony thing.
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>>742972799
ahhaha i was trying right now, impossible
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>>742972914
>jar
And several bottles of various sizes up to and including 2-liter soda bottles. A couple of years ago someone (his GF I think) found it all and hucked it, probably ran out on him too.

>>742972940
I give you points for trying. Bonus points would be the usual request for proof of the attempt.
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>>742971272
do you live alone or do your parents give you a free pass on the weeb life
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>>742973057
i knew you would ask
>>742973108
i live with parents but im not 12 years old
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>>742969702
kys fucking reddit fag
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how do you use the computer when you have your wrists locked between to fat tiddys.

xxl hard mousepads master race.
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>>742973210
Well yeah, you're on 4chan. Still, thanks for giving it a shot earlier.
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>>742973514
depends, you want to see my sexual parts or what?
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>>742973651
Not the guy you responded to but I would love to see them
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>>742973651
The typical contract is timestamp & tits or sharpie in pooper. I'd prefer the former, in all honesty.
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>>742973651
can you put your tits on the mousepad's? clothed is fine too
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I had one mom borrowed it returned t cleaned and said to waterproof it so if it gets wet it doesn't absorb.
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>>742974017
Your mom is either oblivious or fucking awesome.

>>742973824
I already covered that; she couldn't quite make it happen because the pad is too small.
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>>742973824
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>>742974071
tried again
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>>742974071
I stand corrected.

>>742974077
Quite nice; thanks!
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>>742974071
My mom thought it was a dumb thing to buy until I showed her how comfortable it is. I think she must know it is jizz and just ignored it. I am one of 4 brothers.
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>>742974077
Gonna fap both of you.
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>>742974293
<3
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>>742974077
Oh, and would you move the mouse off the pad and take the same shot? For reasons.
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>>742974077
Nice handicapped mouse, how many hours do you have in Elmo's Alphabet Adventure with it?
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>>742974534
ahahhahahahahahhaha i admit it was good
>>742974447
my pad is dirty af anyway
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>>742966657
Dear fucking god put me in the screencap boys
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>>742966657
Fucking what
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>>742974534
We don't care if it's dirty, we don't want real tiddies when there's a good pair on the table
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Anyone remember the tilefucker?
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Whats the fucking matter? You cannot wash it? It blows up in contact with water?
God sake if a girl touches that she gets 7 times pregnant
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>>742974077
how many slutty tattoos do you have
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>>742971612
You know the rules, you stated it, not us

Get them tits out or she better get bunt
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>>742966657
Kiss it
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>>742975210
>>742974077
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>>742971612
I dont go around when some guy is trying to rp with my pussy and tell him I'm a man and ruin his orgasm, o tell him it's time for daddy wit dis strup up, git the tits out goyslut
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>>742971612
>None notices the wedding ring
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More mousepad lewds
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>>742972761
I like to ejaculation on my hand and eat it.
Then, the vitality use to make semen returns to me.
I do not lose energy into other humans.
That makes me to feel immortal.
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>>742975207
ask your mom she know better :3
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>>742975598
>ask your mom

THE FUTURE IS HERE FAGS! WE CAN SURGICALLY IMPLANT NICE RACKS TO 4 YEAR OLDS AND GIVE THEM THE CAPABILITY TO READ AND WRITE ON A INTERNET BOARD!
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>>742974077
I would love if you could take off your bras and press them on your mousepad
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>>742975782
mad boi? why you try to disrespect every woman that shows her body? long time being virgin?
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