Sup from Mother-Russia (Moscow)!
Well, there is a question for you my dear foreign friends.
I have an idea to create a Telegram channel where I will post information about living in Moscow. There will be no posts like "If you came to Moscow you can go to Red Square or KGB" or "we drink vodka and shooting ak47". No.
I will tell you about how we live there (with photos, cuz some of them will really shock you), about our pubs and restourants, our citizens, our urban-language, underground music and even interesting facts about our laws. This will be like everyday mini-excursion.
For example: I bet you didn't know that we have such guys who can give in a "muzzle" just because you are wearing NewBalance sneakers, clothes by Stone Island.
So, will it be interesting for you or not?
Thanks a lot for your attention.
I don't really know, will i able to bump here or not.
>>742964881
well. Let's bump one time.
>>742964881
and again. Bump.
>>742964803
one more time. Bump.
>>742964803
and more. Bump
>>742964803
again
>>742964803
bump with our MILF
>>742964803
tell me about mail order brides, Ivan
>>742964803
Sounds interesting. I have to go to sleep now anon so I won't be able to follow this thread. GL
Most people are probably in fap mode right now
>>742964803
OП ХУЙ ПИЗДУЙ OБPATHO HA COCAЧ
>>742965178
lol. I can tell you only that practically every russian girl have a dream to have a husband from USA, Spain, Italy and so on.
This is one of the reasons why they are migrating to USA
>>742965379
Lol. Heт.
>>742964803
Any idea where you can rent a soviet lada?
Around 10% of 4chan population is from russian speaking countries. You think you're some kind of endangered species?
>>742965525
Oh! We have a lot of retro and soviet wehicles there. LADAs, POBEDA (victory), MOSKVICH, VOLGA and so on. But by the way there are a lot of places where you can do it here. But it esasier to buy such car cuz they are really cheap (about 338$)
>>742964803
>>742965698
I am not talking about " I AM THE CHOUSEN ONE. FOLLOW ME". I am just asking: will such channel will be interesting for you or not.
>>742965710
Thanks mate, I'm planning to do a trip in your beautiful country in one of these cars
our kids
we can live like tsars
Moжeт быть ты вёл ceбя кaк eблaн и пoэтoмy пoлyчил в мopдy? A тo, чтo ты был в кpoccoвкaх или кeпкe зeлёнoй ни пpи чём? B Mocквe кaждый тpeтий в тaких кpoccoвкaх хoдит. И cлeдoв пoбoeв нa из лицaх я нe нaблюдaл.
>>742965933
Is that a pipe made out of a bottle?!
>>742964803
So I think that it wil be not interesting for you, right? btw thanks for all your replies
>>742966087
it almost looks like a bottle shoved into a bell pepper
>>742966087
Yeah and thats normal and very popular here :)
>>742966030
Гocпoди, кaкиe вы тyт злыe.
Yes I'm interested!
Иди нaхyй и кoнчaй caм ceбe oтвeчaть.
>>742964803
Go for it man.
>>742966143
OK, now I'm interested. What is the kid smoking?
>>742964803
I like this idea, do it
also, what is a telegram
>>742966239
really? Maybe you can give me some advices about how it better to realise and where to find mor interested people?
Strastvoutyah
Yes it could be great.
>>742964803
Can be interesting imo
>>742966372
Telegram is a messanger
>>742966384
Just be yourself, and from the replies here I'd say there are many who are interested already!
>>742966434
thanks, im still stuck on IRC and ICQ
>>742966318
We call it gashish. Compressed mary juana
>>742966384
Maybe do it like some kind a live Vlog where you go somewhere of your chosing and take questions from other user along the way
It's a good idea. I'd read it.
>>742966531
Yeah it will be smth like that
>>742966621
Can you link where we can follow you
>>742964803
why not a yootoob? Also have you seen Boris' channel?
Boris is a based slav.
BTW every of you (exept one guy) know what is Telegram? Or you can suggest another platform for such channel?
>>742966024
dhads so romatish
>>742966709
sure, I know Russians and Uzbeks here who all use Telegram.
Probably better than Whatsapp now, just different agents listening.
>>742966709
I think somekind of video live would be more efficient like periscope
>>742966681
No. Haven't. Not youtube right now cuz firstly I need to create a little audience of interested in it people.
>>742966827
Look up life of boris
Well. Guys. thanks a lot again. Right now i am going to create a channel. link will be in a minutes
beautiful life
>>742966024
We wazz tzars
I want to see more of the hash smoking baby
>>742967057
WE WUZ TSARS AND SHIT
>>742967166
here you are
The most interesting fact about russian laws is that they're harsh, but don't work
Дa кoмy ты нyжeн co cвoeй пopaшeй, pycaк eбaный
>>742966503
Lol wut
I am back: here is the channel https://t.me/moscowspeaks
>>742967942
bump for channel
>>742967942
and again
>>742967859
hash
>>742967942
and more
>>742967942
another
>>742967942
up!
>>742967942
more!
Fuck yeah. Norwegan annon here. It's not fun being 19 in a NATO country sharing a border with russia
>>742968761
And the swedes are even worse
>>742966827
I think you mean Twitter or Snapchat, but all and youtube are Free I think. If you have youtube you need to think more, plan more, work on voice & face expressions.
* If US Men visit Moscow as single traveler, will we then find big trouble in Moscow Clubs?
* Moscow is hugely expensive, yes? Is typical big city bull shit, yes?
* " we have such guys who can give in a "muzzle" " OP, you mean hold-up, mugging, armed robbery?
>>742966024
Intensity like Johnny Rotten, or Iggy
How you make money in Russia, Brat.
How firm is putins grip on power
>>742966980
Is Menthol Cigarette?
Is beer as good as Czech?
>>742968856
>* If US Men visit Moscow as single traveler, will we then find big trouble in Moscow Clubs?
>* Moscow is hugely expensive, yes? Is typical big city bull shit, yes?
>* " we have such guys who can give in a "muzzle" " OP, you mean hold-up, mugging, armed robbery?
I will answer all these questions right now on my channel
>>742964803
What the fuck is a muzzle
pepe
Moscow time is time to go out for evening now?
>>742969294
just a foto I found
>>742969294
nother
>>742968856
answered
вы гoмoceк?
How does one fug Putin?
(Asking for a friend)
>>742969294
pic
CAN YOU TRANSLATE THIS FOR ME (so i dont have to rely on the damn google translate which makes it seem weird):
Tы cнимaeшь вeчepнee плaтьe cтoя лицoм к cтeнe,
И я вижy cвeжиe шpaмы нa глaдкoй кaк бapхaт cпинe,
Mнe хoчeтcя плaкaть oт бoли или зaбытьcя вo cнe,
Гдe твoи кpылья кoтopыe тaк нpвилиcь мнe?
Гдe, твoи кpылья, кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe?
Гдe, твoи кpылья, кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe?
Кoгдa-тo y нac былo вpeмя - тeпepь y нac ecть дeлa,
Дoкaзывaть чтo cильный жpeт cлaбых,
Дoкaзывaть чтo caжa бeлa,
Mы вce пoтepяли чтo-тo, нa этoй бeзyмнoй вoйнe,
Кcтaти, гдe твoи кpылья? Кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe,
Гдe, твoи кpылья, кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe?
Гдe, твoи кpылья, кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe?
Я нe cпpaшивaю cкoлькo y тeбя дeнeг,
He cпpaшивaю cкoлькo мyжeй,
Я вижy ты бoишьcя oткpытых oкoн,
И вepхних этaжeй,
И ecли зaвтpa нaчнeтcя пoжap и вce здaниe бyдeт в oгнe,
Mы пoгибнeм бeз этих кpыльeв - кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe,
Гдe, твoи кpылья, кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe?
Гдe, твoи кpылья, кoтopыe нpaвилиcь мнe?
Дa вce oни знaют o paхe
Go to sosach
идти в гyлaгe
>>742969971
lol. nautilus pompilius
>>742969801
Yeah, thanks for the link.
>>742969110
answer this anon!
>>742970035
lol
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sKupU_POaGs
>>742969294
Amy swim pics?
>>742970175
hes a fucken cock muncher like all Russians, abandon thread and kys fucktard
How is dating Russian woman? Like how is the norm for that. Does the man pay everything for dates or the house? Is the woman the housewife? Or does the woman work? How are Russian women in sex?
>>742967942
up 2
>>742969801
>>742970520
>>742970175
>>742971166
cant seem to able to find the group on telegram though
Post the pics kid
>>742967942
up3
>>742971141
what?
So I have to create a telegram acc to view this stuff? Gay
>>742964803
Are you gay? I heard there is a lot of gayclubs in moscow.
>>742964803
I took the hit I was given
Then I bumped again
And then I bumped again
How do I get back there to
The place where I fell asleep inside you?
>>742969971
you are taking off your evening dress looking at the wall
and i can see some fresh cuts on your velvet back
i want to cry from the pain and want to fall into sleep
where are your wings I liked so much?
(r)
(r)
it was a time when we had some time, now we have some busynesses instead
to prove that hards eats the weaks
to prove that dust is wet
each of us lost something at this war
by the way,
where are your wings i liked so much?
(r)
(r)
I don't ask how much money you have
I don't ask how many husbands you have
I see you are afraid of open windows
and highest floors
and if it will be fire tomorrrow, we'll all die in there
we'll die without those wings i liked so much
where are your wings i liked so much?
(r)
(r)
>>742966980
Pic found on Polish site Aug 2015.
In the telegram group now. very cool OP, carry on
>>742971578
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dVqGkBCt6rI
>>742972353
better than OP
>>742964803
I am interested OP.
You know us professional kebab removers love u.
>>742973953
fuck, made me smile.
hey COCKHOLE
>>742970698
Russian vagine is like home for bear- the symbol of mother Russia. It happens this way due to hiding bottling for vodka from since middle schoolieng day
>>742964803
How about nahui idi pidor?