Going to Thailand to fuck hookers thread. Get jelly m8s, I've

>>742955568
You can get a night for around $100, and they'll do absolutely anything. Anything.

>>742955568
I too am thinking of going. What are the costs, where's the best place to go?

post pics when your dick starts rotting off from all the AIDS

>>742955730
From what i've been reading and what i've been told I can get a girl for about 2500 baht which is about $75. I was told to never spend more that 2500 baht per girl. I am excited though.

>inb4 std/sti
I plan on wearing condoms during.

>being a predatory white loser
gross.I hope you get drugged and left in a ditch

>>742955847
Never spend more than $75 per girl. The places you want to go are Pattaya, Bangkok, Chiang Mai, and Phuket

Post updates when you get robbed by ninjas. I don't want to hear about your rape, keep that shit to yourself.

>>742956012
>predatory white loser

Americans literally think sex is rape in all situations.

god your people are a circus

Pro here. Lived in the kingdom for a year. Patong and Pattaya are the places to be. Consider Chaweng as well. And of course bangkok is fucking full of em. $100/night is way more than you'll need. The cheapest that youll be willing to fuck will be around 500 baht or $15.. but you can get some fucking beautiful ones for 1000 baht... all night treatment will be 2000-3000 baht prolly... if ur up for it, try out a ladyboy.. its fucking weird

>>742956068
Right. What about general prices to said places? What's the normal cost to go and stay at these places and get pussy every day for a week?

>>742956163
how drunk were you for your first lady boy? Or did they strip, and you just told yourself, "well I already paid, might well ride this one out"?

>>742956164
If you live on the east coast and travel during the low season then your plain ticket will be about $700 round trip. On prices per girl the most expensive area is Phuket. Cheapest is Chiant Mai and middle ground seems to be Bangkok and Pattaya. This also seems to be the case for the hotels/hostels. If you go during high season everything is doubled price wise. I'm staying in a hotel on pattaya for $230 for the entire week. I've never paid more than 2500 baht for a girl in any of the cities and neither should you. Have fun when you go, don't be a dick to the locals, wear a condom and you'll be fine. Don't listen to the trolls, they never leave the basement for a reason.

>>742956611
Checked on those double dubs dude. Thank you very much. I know condoms are a must otherwie I'll get super ghonorea or something. Any of them I could look for where I probably wouldn't need one? I wanna bust a nut in a few of them and leave them or something.

Have fun getting robbed or stabbed or both.

Another anon considering a trip there. I've heard that you have to choose a hotel that allows "guests" if you want to bring hookers back. Does this mean I have to stay at a dump or do nice hotels look the other way as well?

>>742956889
Also, would I better off doing AirBNB?

>>742956748
You just gotta get real close to one, pay to fuck her a few times while using a condom, then convince her that u want her to be your girlfriend and that youre gonna take her home with you, and then tell her that you need her to get tested before.. and then go to the doc with her and check to make sure she's clean. Nut in her pussy and fly home

>>742956748
Same anon with more advice. Bring your own condoms, Thailand has tiny ass condoms. This isn't a big dick joke, the just have small condoms and if you buy them you'll feel like a tiny man in a rain coat is trying to strangle your penoir. Don't buy street walkers just go for the bar girls, they get std/sti check ups every other month so they're the safest. I wouldn't do the lady boy thing since they're the ones that cause over 50% of the std/sti spread, no joke. Again have fun and to find them just go to literally, and I mean literally any bar in Pattaya, Bangkok, or Phuket. It's slightly harder in Chiang Rai. Other travel anons can attest to this standard.

>>742956879
You've literally never been to Thailand.

>>742957031
(Bring her home to Canada, Americans do not need more hate)

>>742957031
That's a great idea. You my friend are a genius. I'm wanna be like Genghis Khan. Thanks for all the info. I'm gonna start planning my trip. Gonna go be a pussy slayer for a bit. Might actually bring one home. Gonna get a few randos pregnant first though. Make sure they don't get too many looks at me.

>>742956889
>>742956957
Guest friendly is what you're looking for and most of them are but there are plenty of online sites that tell you if the hotel is guest friendly or not. I'm assuming your American since you're asking so trust me when I say it's a lot more accepted In Thailand than in the u.s. For some reason the U.S. demonizes sex. Never really understood it myself.

>>742955568
i've been living in thailand for 11 years

can you just shut the fuck up already like you're hot shit??

>>742957228
I've never been to Thailand, but most countries do not have the hang ups about abortions that Americans do and it's a simple procedure.

>>742957229
Any recommended hotels for Pattaya. I'd like a nice one, and money's not really an issue.

>>742957354
Male feminist rapist detected

>>742957325
I'm literally asking questions, in what way am I acting like "hot shit"?

>>742957433
Are you saying he's a male feminist who rapes, a male who rapes feminists or a person who rapes male feminists?

>>742957063
Condoms in thailand are pretty standard, definitely seen trojan magnum type shit over there... dont bring ur own. Buy there

>>742957394
I'm going to be a little lazy on this one and just post this

http://www.bangkoknightlifehotels.com/nana-hotels.html

this site is pretty useful for me when I book hotels.

Guest friendly = hookers stay for free in you room.

>>742957433
I am not a feminist, but I am a dude. Abortions are a great thing.

>>742957527
Nah man, I thought they were tiny as shit and it's bee the same for all my mates that go with me. I don't know what it is but Thailand has tiny ass condoms, seriously bring your own unless you want a midget in a rain coat strangling your part.

>>742957228
Yup. Works like a charm. Also, download the app Badoo once your there... when i was there it was way bigger than tinder.. and there's the added bonus that you dont have to pay... tho some whores advertise on badoo

>>742957658

>pro life anon

Here's a haiku for you

>baby murderer
>you dance on unborn corpses
>pro-choice loving cunt

>>742957658
We get it, you're a rapist AND a murderer. You might as well be a nigger.

>>742955568
Enjoy your aids.

>>742957769
Are the cabs there cheap? What's the best way to get around? Public transportation?

>>742957677
Alright.. maybe my dick is Thai sized

>>742957929
Grabtaxi or uber

>>742957840
Lol, one I am not the one paying for sex... there's nothing wrong with that but I am not the OP.

Two I've never had a girl get pregnant, but I have used plan B.

Three you're a probably a neckbeard who was lucky to not get aborted.

My parents had me in a financially stable marriage like responsible people. Holy fuck you people are losers.

$30 per fuck. $50 per night + expenses (hotel, food, tips, etc).

If you pay more than that you're doing it wrong.

Source: Me. I live in Thailand.

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>>742955568
paying to fuck used loose pussy lul.

>>742957786
And the virgin steps out into the light of the computer screen...

>>742958093
Cool story, murdering rapist nigger

>>742958122
Virgin who thinks pussies get stretched out from fucking and has zero understanding of anatomy detected

They are extremely xenophobic there and it's one of the most dangerous places for tourists. They get murdered all the time and the police don't give a shit. Here's some proof. Take note on how many of these tourists commit "suicide" by jumping off the balcony. I bet some hooker is texting some dude the room number of the hotel and bam, you're fucked.

http://www.bestgore.com/?s=thailand+tourist

>>742958212
I'm sorry not everyone was raised in a trailer park. Anyways, any non-moron thai girl will just get an abortion. Impregnanting one is a fantasy but whatever gets the OP off.

>>742955568
Thailand isn't that cheap...$1500 will get you a few dozen blowjobs from ugly homeless prositutes while you stay in a shack and eat shitty street food that will give you the runs. For 4 weeks you need at least 3x times that, 5x would be better.

>>742958278
KEK, imagine being such a beta weakling that a 100 lb Thai faggot can throw you off a balcony

>>742958278
Fag

How do I find ladyboys?

>>742958331
Yuppie detected

Few more tips...

Only take a taxi that runs a meter, the other will cheat or over charge you.
ALWAYS use a condom. A lot of girls get tested but you never know.
Use a service like Agoda to find a good cheap hotel/room. This will save you a lot and make your $$ last longer.
Don't 'shop around' for the right girl to fuck; find one you like and fuck her! I've seen it too many times where people get all hung up on finding the 'right hooker'.. just fuck em.
Stay away from Phuket. It's a family resort city.
Stay away from Bangkok. It's overly crowded and the selection sucks.
Goto Pattaya and have a great time!

>>742958466
Step off the plane

>>742958385
Or maybe it's a few guys with guns and knives. But im sure you're the man and will take them all on at once.

>>742958331
Lol you're so wrong...

>>742958331
Okay, I've never been with a prostitute nor to thailand, but last time i was in Seattle, USA at a strip club, a stripper... a hot stripper was willing for $150.

>>742958658
Cool story, betapussyfaggot

>>742958559
Butt they probably aren't just walking with bulges in their pants. So...

>>742956491
Not OP, but I was fresh off the plane in BK and in my second bar when an LB approached me.

At first I thought he was a she. Soft voice, long hair, pretty damn hot, round bubble ass.

Immediately said 200bt for a quick fuck in the loo.

Didn't notice the twig and berries until I was already balls deep in his ass.

Just said f it and busted a nut.

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>>742955568
DAMN OP!
Hope you get a great find like that... But gotta ROLLLL!

>>742958331
Spoken by an anon who has never been to Asia.

If you mean US$1500 for everything including hotel,food,taxi and hookers, that is not enough for 4 weeks.If that is your cum slut budget, you should be OK. BUT, that assumes you don't fall for any of the many scams in Asia.

Do your homework first. You can have a great time, or a horrible nightmare. Get smart, don't be stupid.

>>742958949
Most of them tuck

>>742958921
the real world doesn't work like some kung fu movie you've seen stupid kid.

>>742958385
Lmao watch out guys, we got ourselves a real internet badass here.

>>742959057
So the two options that exist are that the world is a kung fu movie or get merced by little twinks? You're a supreme faglord. Go wash your fedora.

>>742959135
KEK, meanwhile you're a NEET autist who is afraid of Verne Troyer picking you up and throwing you over a balcony? Grow a pair, Reddit.

>>742958949
You can tell. It may take you a week or so but you'll develop an eye and an ear for it

>>742958658
So how does a knife or a gun give them the strength to lift a Western adult male? They use them as a lever?

>>742957929
>>742957929
Cabs are free if you take them to a nightclub in Bangkok. The club pays them

>>742959034
Sometimes they dont though and there is clearly some balls or something poking out of their short shorts.... actually i only saw that once

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i gots some good thai ass righ here. who want ?
i give sauce link to all if sumwhun look me up a linkedin profile an paste info or profile pic.

dis scene make u cum for weeks !

>>742958466
Nana Plaza

But pretty much anywhere. There are almost as many lbs in some areas as actual women, and 9 times out of 10 they look better until you get really close.

They have bars for them, but many will be roaming the streets. If you see a solitary hot girl walking anywhere in a red light area, it'll be an lb almost every time.

They're usually a lot cheaper than a girl of the same general quality. They also have fewer tats, no stretch marks from shitting out a couple kids and and better overall hygeine.

Of course, there is the dick.

>>742959409
Yeah you can actually get the cabs to pay you to take you to the club, but itll take time figure that one out

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Meet up with my old gf. 20 yro. Has dick

>>742959868
You mean "boy friend" Anon. It's a dude...

>>742955568
1/2 of one. But if you pack well, you can probably get that 1/2 in your suitcase.

>>742957929
Most of the hotels have a deal with a local cab or tuk tuk driver. They'll be your best friend, but beware tipping. Some drivers think the far + tip is what the fare will be the next time you use them.
My advice is to find a driver you like, make a deal with him to be your taxi for your entire stay, and tip at the very end.

>>742957228
Why the fuck would you want to impregnate any of them. Jesus christ, as if you weren't retardet enough, you want to spread your genes...

>>742958278
So reading through this crap, most of these deaths were either accidents or just middle age fuckfaces in a drunken drugfueled rage picking fights with locals.
Stay out of trouble with locals and you should be fine.
They do gang up on you.

>>742959513
>>742959250
Any good ladyboy hooker porn? Also how do you know which bars?

>>742960371
Oh yeah, i forgot

>>742955568
Don't hold the door open with your foot.. also aloooot of hookers.. watch out for lady boys.

>>742955964
Condoms can break bro! Also there are a lot of STDs that will still get you, even when wearing a condom!

Take my honest opinion, I've been there last year for three months: you really don't wanna fuck hookers in Thailand!!! You just don't! It's not worth it.

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>>742955568
Wear some nice clothes and don't be fat and ugly - and it's free.

Go to normal bars and they will come to you.

One night you'll be fucking a nurse or accountant, the next it'll be a sponsor girl who goes out for fun, then maybe another time you'll be lucky and get a uni girl.

Can confirm lived here for 10 years and NEVER bought a girl out of a bar or paid for anything other than a taxi for them the next day after breakfast.

>don't listen to 50% of the loser faggots on here giving you advice.

Also if you do want to pay go to an 'independent' bar where girls are allowed to solicit, the prettiest and the newest girls are independent and will be anytwhere from 500-1,500 B ( but if you're a nice guy who dresses well, smells good and works out, you're probably in the 'for-free catagory). The ropiest girls work in the bars and gogos.

>>742962664
What STDs can you get from a broken condom while fucking a woman that aren't cureable? You'd have to fuck 7,000 AIDS women raw to get AIDS once. The only incurable STD out there aside from that is herpes. Chill out.

>>742956491
This guy know which question needs to be askin.

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>not going to thailand to live like a king in a mansion with a private cook and maid for $400 cad..

>not going to thailand to learn/watch/gamble on kickboxing..

>not going to thailand to try out the sweet ass food like sticky mango rice, etc..

>not going to thailand to see the crystal clear beaches and palm trees..

>not going to thailand to get sak yant tattoo from a monk..

>not going to thailand to see and pet and hangout with real life tigers and monkeys..

>not going to thailand to check out the see inspiring and almost "mystical" feeling temples they have..

OP I gotta say it..you're a basic ass sex tourist...

Lots of bitchin stuff to go see besides literal goddamn hookers,
Ffs you can get laid for free by tinder and pof and shit anywhere, why pay a shutting of money just to fly over for hookers?
This is one of the most literal autistic ideas I've ever heard of..

https://youtu.be/f8C4b-FFYlY

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>>742955568
>JELLY
>paying for sex ..
>huge chance to get HIV

come on buddy anything but jelly xD

>>742955568
1500

>>742962681
THIS

>>742955568
like an anon already said, tinder.. that shit is ridiculous there, im a sandnigger and they went crazy for my "light" skin

>>742959868
I'd fuck him

>>742964432
>huge chance to get HIV

A heterosexual man with a huge chance for HIV? Gonna need some proofs, liar

get a gf there, fuck for free

>>742964990
Is it free? really?

>>742958262
Sounds like u never stretched a pussy out you tiny dick virgin cunt.

>>742965090
depends of how much you want to put in... right words might be enough and words are very cheap

>>742958949
Men have Adam's apple you retard

>>742965214
Never had or known anybody with a gf who doesnt eat up the guys cash in one way or another.. tbh id rather just buy on command and in thailand and philipinnes they are cheap af.

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enjoy your aids from banging trannys

>>742956156
Not an american thing, its an sjw/european thing

>>742960371
No she has a feminine penis

>>742955568
Baby want boom boom?

I'd it hard to get threesomes?

I found myself in Bangkok for a few days. Was originally going with gf but plans changed last minute.

Ended up spending every night with the same prostitute. Almost fell in love with her. Real sweet girl, beautiful personality, honestly she was a treasure. Wanted to wrap her up, take her home and replace my gf with her.

I greentexted the whole drama a few weeks back when I was feeling lonely and sad about shit. Remember the sex very fondly, she was hot AF.

>>742966636
Post greentext and pics of gf and thai qt plz

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>>742966764
OK. Will do. Its an encrypted file just as a safety in case my wife goes snooping. Will take me a few minutes to locate. Its a bit long about 10 posts but thread isnt moving all that quickly, hopefully no one minds.

This isn't her, I don't have any photos of her. But she is a dead wringer for her, face, body, pussy. Her hair was just a bit longer and skin was lighter. Only 5'2 lol.

>>742966764
> be 22 Europe holiday with gf
> family emergency, her dad has car crash, she has to fly home
> I stick with original booking
> we had 4 night stopover in bkk, temples, food and shit. Nothing dodgy, doesn't fly with gf
> I think probably gonna be boring being there alone but hotel booked and paid for might as well make most of it
> first day arrive 5pm, taxi, hotel, dinner
> midnight jetlag can't sleep
> decide walk around neighbourhood wind down
> streets still buzzing, people everywhere even at this hour
> go into a bar for a beer, seems safe, not seedy, lots of normal westerners about
> also full of topless waitresses
> sit and enjoy view of beautiful titties
> few of the girls ask if I wanna party
> no thanks just here for one beer
> strike up conversation with Swedish dude
> ask if the girls are hookers, he looks at me like I'm an idiot and nods
> say its a bj bar
> ???
> girls are pros but only suck dick, 'its a thing here, try it anon'
> am intrigued but nah, have gf so not gonna cheat on her swedebro
> gf won't know, besides its only sucky sucky you can't fuck them
> ask are they legal?
> 'who knows bro, who cares?'
> 2 drinks in, good banter with new friend, real messy head from jetlag, start thinking about possibilities
> after turning away 15 chicks, most of them at least 7/10 decide why not
> smile wave at the cutest one who I noticed when 1st arrived. a definite 9, only 5 foot, sweet tiny little titties, great ass, light coloured skin, kinda looks like bait
> she runs over, huge smile and arms go around me
> kisses my neck and says 'I'm so glad you chose me, I notice you when you arrive'
> we talk a little, confirm she's 18
> takes my hand and we walk to the building next door
> looks like hotel but just a big brothel
> old lady at counter watching tv, I pay her ridiculously low amount for 'room' hire
> suddenly feeling guilty, but walking up stairs behind this girl watching her ass gets me back on track
> go into room, door close

>>742967216
> she undresses me. Having someone other than my gf undo my belt and reach in for my cock feels so hot.
> my clothes are off, she sits me on the end of the bed
> gets on her knees in between my legs, gives me a gentle handy while washing my junk. Think she's looking for diseases or some shit as she faps me but tries to not make it obvious
> she's got me hard
> puts her tongue at the base of my cock and slowly licks up to the head
> shit just got real
> repeats this like a million times
> nothing but licking all the way up, painfully slowly
> I'm totally on edge, feels great but I'm so worked up I need her lips wrapped around it, now
> she licks up my cock again, tongue flicking under my head
> I lie back with eyes closed amazed at her skills
> if she keeps it up even this will make me cum
> fell soft pressure around my head, nice one
> that pressure gets warm and firm, works down my shaft then back up again
> now we are talking
> she sits up, puts her hands on my stomach and bobs her head up and down swallowing my cock
> condom free, fucking ace
> lay there and let it happen
> the rhythm she's got is incredible, it feels like she trying to suck it straight out of my balls
> 10 mins into our half hour I'm close to cumming already, stop her for a bit
> I get her on all fours, get on my knees in front of her, hold her head and feed her my dick
> totally own her face
> get a bit rough just using her mouth as a fuckhole
> she takes it like a champ
> my gf hates sucking dick, she'll do it for a minute at most, and has NEVER let me cum in her mouth. There's no way I could ever treat her like this.
> this is my first proper bj ever I wanna make the most of it
> again, close to blowing I shut it down and lie back

>>742955568
chinese saying is: when you meet a beautiful thai girl, it is a boy
say good bye to your believe you could find a girl like on your pic
protip: move on to cambodia. same ugly girls but you get more for your money

>>742967302
> still haven't seen her pussy ask her to show it
> she dances a little, doesn't take thong off
> come on sweetheart, let me see, I'll give you more $
> no no no, its not allowed, she can only blow me
> oh well let's get back to it, make me cum bitch
> I sit on corner of bed, she gets on her knees and goes back to work
> lean back on my elbows and watch the show
> tell her to look at me I want eye contact the entire time
> she does a few little tricks but mostly mouth latch onto my head, bobbing up and down on me
> picks up speed, obvious she's trying to make me cum. This is her job afterall
> incredible watching this random chick doing amazing hard core stuff to me
> feel tenderness in the balls
> gonna cum shortly
> my knees go up and I wrap my legs around her back like a faggot
> she stays on track, slurping away
> no hiding I'm gonna blow, I expect her to sit up and fap me to finish
> but no she's still sucking
> the feeling is too intense, maybe because I'm cheating, or so tired, or she's so beautiful, possibly jb, or coz this is real seedy. dunno what it is but fuck this is hot
> let out an aaargh and my balls release
> start cumming
> shoot into her mouth
> she stays on me
> I'm still firing, she's looking right at me and taking it
> my back arches and legs twitch as I finish blowing
> I collapse in a heap, exhausted
> she lets it pour out of her mouth and i watch it running down my cock
> this is the shit I've been missing out on all these years
> my dicks stopped bucking, shes still attached
> she stays kneeling, her hands now rubbing my thighs and around my stomach
> my hard ons disappearing but she's keeps her lips around my head
> close my eyes and let this incredible warm feeling take over.
> she lets me lie there, softly faps me using my own cum, feel it trickle down to my asscrack, kinda gross but who gives a fuck- would never get this treatment at home

Wow, most of the poor little white virgin boys here does not know shit about Thailand.

>>742967377
> she cleans me up with a towel
> says we have 5 more minutes we can cuddle if I like
> tells me she doesnt usually let guys blow in her mouth 'too dangerous' but made an exception for me because she really likes me
> we lay there kissing, like passionate stuff, and I run my hand down to her pussy
> massage it over her thong, at first she pushes my hand away but i keep at it try to get my fingers under the elastic but she won't let me
> time nearly up I ask her to at least let me lie on her
> she gets on her back, opens her legs and I put my whole weight on her. We kiss like crazy. I've got a limp dick but really push him against her and pretend to ride her. Feels hot and i wish she could give me the real thing
> sit up and look at her amazing body from this angle, her cunt looks great, can see her puffy lips poking out of her underwear
> times up we get dressed
> ask her if she's working tomorrow
> yes, please come and see me, would love to have another fun time with you

I return 2nd night, see her again. She sucks me to completion, better this time around because no nerves. Cum in her mouth and she politely spits it out. Takes 15 minutes and we hug on the bed the rest of the time. 3rd night, pretty much same again. 4th night she comes up to me as soon as I walk in- I'm hers and she's not letting any other girl near me. She knows im flying out tomorrow. I ask if its possible to have her and someone else as a special treat because I'm leaving

>>742959451
I want it

>>742967449
Good shit, anon. Continue plz

>>742967302
>>742967377
>>742967449

tl;dr faggot

>>742967449
She picks the girl, another cutie, at least same age, possibly younger even. We go next door and I have the only double bj of my life.
> my girls really into it, the other one is so so, its obvious she's just doing her job and isn't feeling it
> One works the balls while the other sucks my peen, then they changeover.
> they both suck on the head while kissing each other
> I have them on their knees in front of me and i take turns feeding them my dick
> Sometimes they kiss, then rub and suck each others titties a little but nothing more than that. Their underwear stays on the whole time.
> I do all the stuff you have to do when youve got 2 chicks and their only job is to clean my cock with their mouths
> This is too hot im not gonna last, the new chick is porn star blowing me as i start to cum
> She gets straight off
> Holds my dick and points it at my friend, shoot my cum all over her face
> the sight is amazing
> I take over and make sure i offload on the other one too, rub my cock against her cheek and lips and squeeze the last bit out. She is not impressed, gives me a dirty look which makes it hotter
> Like I'm watching a porn.
> They kiss and 'my girl' licks the other ones face.
> i fall back and she cleans me up as usual
> the sour one leaves us to have a few more minute of alone time

Pretty upset guy livingin germany here.
Since 1st july it's forbidden to get a blowjob without a condom from hookers.
As a guy who went to brothels once per week I'm pretty upset. Didn't fuck since like 10 weeks now.

>>742967547
Cool, someone's into it ;-)

>>742967549
Just for you the short version
> go Thailand
> find hooker
> many cums were had
> feels because gf never knows
There ya go cunt!!! Thank me later.

>>742967633
Is there more?

>>742967633
> we are alone and she lies on top off me kiss and talk
> Tell her would love to see her again, fly out at 7pm tomorrow
> shes not working until 8 so not possible
> she seems genuinely sad
> tell her I have late checkout, hotel room is mine until 4
> can she visit me?
> Will even pay her $200.
> She's nervous coz she would lose her job and hotels don't let hookers in
> says she could get in real trouble and lose her job
> I keep asking
> she finally says yes, but its dangerous for her to do this
> suppose the moneys too tempting

> arrange to meet at 10am at hotel cafe shes dressed like a business woman.
> ive only ever seen her in thongs, seeing her dressed up like a regular girl realise just how fucking hot she is
> I mean she is a goddess
> walk her straight through the lobby take her upstairs.
> go into the room and get straight to it
> I forget my beautiful loyal gf is sitting in ICU next to her dad, right now its just about me and this hot piece of tail
> stand by the door start kissing, get her blouse off and suck on those beautiful little titties again.
> Get on my knees, start pulling her dress down. She helps me get her panties down to her ankles. Finally I get to see her pussy. Go in for the kill. She stands in front of me with her legs slightly apart
> is so short i have to hunch right down to get my face level to her cunt. Start tasting her
> lap at her like a thirsty dog drinking water
> put my hands on her cheeks and push her cunt further into my mouth
> this is great but shitty access
> push her backwards onto the bed
> lay her down
> am still on my knees
> get her legs wide apart and have a proper view of her cunt. Its just a cute puffy pair of lips with a tidy little slit. No hair, nothing hanging from it, no nasty surprises. She's always been a chick by the look of it too lol
> open her lips up totally eat her out
> Im loving it, this shit is wild
> and so is she, shes wet

>>742967821
> been wanting to screw her for days, I can eat her later, right now i just want to pound her senseless.
> Stand up, take off my tshirt and pull my cock out of my jeans
> put on condom
> shes lying in front of me, hands pulling up her knees, legs wide open, offering herself to me
> I feel guilty, am about to cheat, but nothing's gonna stop me
> we are both breathing heavy
> lean down rub my dick along her slit
> watch it disappear as i slip it in inside her
> all the way inside i stand over her, hold her shoulders down and start pumping
> hard
> but slow and deliberate
> just pound her senseless
> have bought her for 5 hours, have all the time in the world to mess around, first up I just want a powerfuck
> i lie down putting all my weight on her
> she's trapped under me, can't do a thing as I destroy her cunt
> just fuck her brains out
> I'm surprised I'm not hurting her, at least it sounds like I am
> i cum in about two minutes.
> feel my cock twitching inside her
> best orgasm ever
> and thats it, i'm officially a cheater now
> slip out of her, lie next to each other.

Lived in Pattaya for a year. This is Pattaya specific advice

>You can rent a decent condo on a monthly basis for approx 10,000 baht
>Otherwise spend at least 1000 baht per night on a room. You should be able to get a decent hotel with a nice rooftop pool for this
>Soi 6 and Soi 7 are both good spots. 1000 baht short time. In Soi 6 the bars have rooms but 500 baht can barfine the girl all night. (usually after 8pm, 1000 baht before). Girls usually expect 2000 for long time
>GoGos (i.e. Walking Street) are more expensive but a lot more on show
>Discos such as iBar (Insomnia), Marine, Lucifers, 808 etc. are always filled with freelance hookers. No barfine and usually the same price (1000 short time, 2000 long time). The drinks are expensive but the girls have 'discount cards' (they get paid commission when they're used). The girls are usually the same girls that work bars earlier in the day.
>Motorbike taxi drivers are helpful guys and can usually sort you out with most things if you ask.
>Take the songthaews if you can. They drive a circuit. Learn the routes and flag them down, ring the bell when you want to get off. 10 baht
>Avoid renting a motorbike. There's no need to and you will get stopped and fined by the police at least once every 1-2 weeks.

>>742967920
> lay there a while get ready for more
> start a 69 shes giving me an easy slow bj while i get my face between her legs again
> and then it hits me, we are having really special sex
> not client hooker sex. We have really connected
> i'm really liking being with this girl, its not just a whore im fucking, and I feel she's really into being with me
> eating each other for a while now
> she's nearly got me cumming again, I don't wanna 'waste it' on another one of her awesome bj's I wanna blow inside her again
> get her on all 4s
> with her face buried in the pillow try spread her knees far apart, get her to push her ass as far into the air as she can
> wanna do her doggy
> hands on her cheeks I watch myself sliding in and out of her
> fuck her as slowly as I can, wanna make this last, gotta do the opposite of our first fuck
> she is groaning
> I'm going so slow its painful
> she wants me to go quicker, her ass is pushing right up against me
> I tease her and pull out, she puts her ass up trying to find me
> surprise her with a hard thrust. It pushes her forward and she let's out a moan
> pick up speed, enough games, let's just fuck
> got a great rhythm going, we are totally in sync
> balls arent full so I can maintain this for a good 5 mins
> going so hard now she starts making a high pitched sigh
> sounds like a kid in pain
> looking at her short little body i get a creepy illegal thought
> but sexy af
> thats it, the image and her sex noises have done it for me
> one hand pushes her head face down into the bed I start pounding her again
> put other hand on the base of my dick, I pull it right back and watch it twitch as I cum inside her for a 2nd time
> then go balls deep again and collapse on top of her, pushing her flat onto the bed
> lay there I nibble and breath into her ear and pump her a few more times
> totally spent, but don't wanna get up, just enjoying still being inside her, my body covering her arms wrapped around her she can't move an inch

>>742967699
been to dortmund and prices were very good. Even for 2 chicks

>>742968031
> run the bath and get room service
> lay in the bubbles, eating, fooling around laughing
> she lies against me rests her head against my chest, we dont talk for an age. Just relax there in silence occasionally kissing topping up the warm water
> my dicks getting hard again, she gives me short cheeky handies to tease me
> time to step this up again
> i towel her off while she sits on the edge of the bath. She takes me in her mouth a few times, I open her legs up, get on my knees and lick her cunt a little while drying her legs
> stand up over her again and force myself back in between her lips. She doesn't do anything, just sits there and lets me slowly pump in and out of her mouth while holding her head
> don't want to remind her of work, alternate a few minutes between feeding her cock, then bend down and kiss her gently
> enough of this
> pick her up and carry her back to the bed
> lay her on her back, kneel in between her legs and eat her out some more
> Supporting her I pick up her ass. I sit up, bring her cunt up towards my face, I lean down and eat her out again
> she weighs nothing so its so easy to hold her like this. Her legs draped over me, her head and shoulders are the only part of her on the bed. There's no way in hell I could do this with my gf, she ain't fat but shes not thin either
> watch myself in the mirror as I go to town on her
> there's no doubt she's getting off on this
> I don't mind I can keep this up all day
> am bonered up and pushing it into her back
> I just do light licks along her entire slit and sometimes stuff my tongue into her hole
> whenever i focus on her clit she 'seizes up' while holding onto the back of my head
> make that my job
> she's almost riding my face pushing her pussy lips against my mouth
> looks like ive found her sweet spot because she's really grinding into me
> looks like she's well on the way
> she's panting, shuddering
> and cums
> I dont miss a beat. Lay her down, open her legs

>>742962903
>You'd have to fuck 7,000 AIDS women raw to get AIDS once

retard pls

>>742955568
Just a heads up, Thai people don't look like Japanese people at all.

>>742968068
> tell her I want to feel her without a condom, 'just for a minute or two, I won't cum'
> she's in a sex coma, doesn't seem keen but doesn't stop me
> Get on top of her missionary and slide inside. Her hands on my ass, she's holding onto me as I ride her.
> it feels like warm velvet around my dick. Hate condoms. being able to fuck her without one is awesome
> hitched her legs up, put her knees by her head and we fuck
> stare into each others eyes
> she closes hers, put her head back and bites her bottom lip
> i bury my face into her neck, kissing it as we screw
> work up to her mouth, stick my tongue out and she sucks on it like a dick as my ass builds up more pace
> slide in and out of her so easily, like Im gliding.
> can really enjoy it no danger of cumming just yet
> keeping inside her, I hold her up as we fuck and pull her onto my lap
> not easy to do but i manage
> it means I'm now sitting up cross legged and she's on my lap
> she grinds on my dick while we kiss
> hold her body so she can't move, force her to work her cunt more
> reach my hands down and rest my fingers against her pussy lips, hold tight so I'm fapping at the same time as fucking her
> now lie back and have her cowgirl me
> she takes charge
> look up and watch her ride me, while my hands go all over her body
> weve been fucking for like 10 minutes without a rubber, and the sight is too much
> tell her Im going to cum in a few minutes, we need to stop and put on a condom
> she smiles and keeps riding me
> this is getting dangerously close and Im worried I can't hold it much longer
> dont want to blow inside her, don't need a manlet Asian son
> just as Im about to hit the point of no return she gets off me, quickly goes between my legs and wraps her lips around my cock
> seconds later Im cumming in her mouth again
> and down her throat
> for the first time she is swallowing

2 more posts, nearly done

>>742968117
> there wasn't too much, 3rd orgasm today but it still feels as intense as the others
> I sit up hold her head in place and fire the last shots into her mouth
> she drinks it all, didn't expect that
> lay next to me, we hug, nothing happens for half an hour, just lying there talking

She says she is actually 20, has been working at the bar for 6 months. She doesnt like whoring but stays there because the money is super good, its a safe place, she has friends there and best of all she doesn't have to fuck the guys. Is trying to be accepted as cabin crew. Tells me im the only guy shes fucked. I don't really believe her but the way she said it makes me think she might be telling the truth. Says when working she always uses condoms, but sometimes if she attracted to a guy she will go skin on skin with them. And she very rarely lets them blow in her mouth 'Only for ones I really like, like you anon.' Again it could have been total bs but if so she was a damn good at lying.
I know it sounds crazy and you probably won't believe me but there really was something there between us. We had a few hours together and it was the best sex I've ever had. I felt bad because I was cheating, but I couldn't resist. Yep she's a prostitute, I get that, but she wasn't just letting me fuck her, its like we were making love. There was an amazing connection going on.

And this gorgeous thing was fucking cute and hot at the same time. Holding her down, pounding her and blowing in her cunt while wearing a condom felt a million times better than screwing my gf without a rubber

>>742968113
Agreed however usually GoGos such as Baccara which are aimed at Japanese men will have girls with a more far east look

>>742968097
KEK, nice b8.

a. b. Boily M-C, Baggaley RF, Wang L et al. Heterosexual risk of HIV-1 infection per sexual act: systematic review and meta-analysis of observational studies. Lancet Infectious Diseases. 2009 Feb;9(2):118–29.

Legit question but say I wanna bang or eat out a girl maybe 10 years old where could I find one or how would I go about doing that

>>742968172

> go down on her again. She doesnt cum. Still both enjoy it.
> she sucks on me some more, I can't really get hard. Again doesn't matter
> I finally get enough of a semi to get back inside her. She lets me bareback her again. Of course it feels good, but I'm suddenly sad. Not sure why. Maybe just realising she was a real person who I actually liked but was never going to see again
> and our times coming to an end
> still having a slow comfortable screw is a nice way to finish things
> she has her legs wrapped around me and we kiss the entire time
> this is turning into real romantic shit
> pick up speed again, tell he not to worry won't cum inside her
> she's moving with me better than my gf ever has
> and the noises she makes, pure sex
> blow a pretty weak load on her stomach, but the orgasm was great
> shower together again. She soaps me up and washes my hair. Cant keep my mouth off her tits
> shower over get ready
> we get dressed.
> I hand her an extra hundred. She looks gobsmacked. I dunno how much she earns but it seems like it was huge amount of money to her.
> We hug and kiss at the door, i dont want to let her go.
> She says 'im really going to miss you, you are not like anybody else I've ever met.'
> I honestly believe her
> hold each other for ages, her face in my chest and I'm smelling her hair
> this is the last time we will hold each other, neither of us wants it to end
> not sure who but one of us finally opens the door
> She walks out
> gives me a real sad look as she waits for the lift
> we smile at each other and she blows me a kiss
>the doors open, I watch her get in the lift and I never see her again.

>>742968263
Very last one...

ran around the room and got my shit together, then taxi to the airport. Flew home feeling alpha/guilty and sad as fuck. Having dinner on the plane I imagine she's probably thinking of me too. But at the same time she's probably being facefucked by a fat German

Arrive home. Gf was pretty upset. Her dad actually died about the same time I was checking in. She and I are married now. My wife still won't let me cum in her mouth. Always blow in her pussy. For that reason we have 3 kids now, youngest one is only 5 weeks old. Still havent had a proper decent bj since Bangkok.

In fact most times we fuck in my head I'm screwing my girl from Bangkok.

this whole thread
https://youtu.be/uyNJZ-2Dod4

>>742968299
Best greentext I've read in quite some time. Well done.

>>742955568
4 weeks you can get 1 skanky one every 2 days or a quality one every 4 days thats if you dont want to eat or drink and sleep on the street
Thailand is not as cheap as it used to be.
To have a real good time there you really need to budget $300 per day minimum.
Otherwise you will be going all that way for a mediocre time

>>742957229
I blame the bible

>>742955568
1800 baht a day is nothing. Once you factor in a hotel and food you're gonna have barely anything left for hookers. Do yourself a favour and go backpacking in hostels for a few weeks like your budget commands then if you have any left at the end do a few days in Pattaya

>>742955568

I went out to thailand for a month and let me tell you, it's insane. If you're actually decent looking, you don't even have to pay for it, lmao me and my friend were getting called handsome by literally every fucking girl you see, even in the 7/11's and the lotus out there, i slept with 14 girls and didn't pay for one. Best tip I can give you is download an app called thaifriendly, it's the thai version of tinder and it's fucking sick, make you sure you go to khaosan road in bangkok and pattaya if you really wanna get laid

>>742968299
Answer this pls
>>742968245
Someone answer ive seen tons of videos of underage sluts being fucked and filmed I don't wanna film them just fuck them

>>742965534
Eurofag here and that is not our mentality. The Germans even have "all you can fuck" clubs. It is probably SJW and Amerifags because they are too dumb to roll on a condom

>>742968245
>>742968245
Help
>>742968245
I need this answer

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>>742968263

>never see her again
mfw

Good stuff, anon. Epilogue is nice and depressing too, back to reality.

>>742968406
Wow. Thanks man. I just wrote it out for my own ahem pleasure. Just shared it one day in a dead thread. Tonight seeing this thread up decided to dump it. Glad you got something out of it. Hopefully in 50 years time when ive died my great grandson will find it.

>>742968592
Dude don't know a thing about that. I'm sure it happens, probably more a Laos or Cambodia thing. Not gonna judge but definately not my thing. Keep lurking, I'm sure someone will answer

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>>742965534

No. Just no, bro. Americunts invented SJW faggotropics. England and a lot of other 'Western' countries have adopted/imitated a lot of it, but that shit's all Murrka.

>>742968599
This guy's right. Live in the US now and so many fucktards never use condoms and then wonder why their bitches get knocked up. Really rankles my ass.

>>742955911
>this

>>742955568
Dude if you don't come out with every STD ever, you're immune system is fucking awesome

>>742955568
>Stay at villagers house
>find poor villager with young daughter
>make deal to have girl sleep in your room with you
>only pay 200$

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>>742955568
i've heard from peeps that work with me that they went to thailand , and they said they're mad cheap . like 5 euroshekels per round
godspeed anon . good luck

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>>742965108

>>742968299
Quality greentext, thanks anon

Was expecting a surprise cock somewhere in there but was pleasantly surprised

>>742967000
nice trips

>>742962681
found the jew

>>742957094
That's why I've never been robbed or stabbed

>>742969001
Retard

>>742968299
Damn I read all that, fuckin sad bro she's still maybe thinking of you no telling
And yea fuck fucking a 10 year old I want a connection like that even if it's fake

>>742968841
I'd like it to be more upbeat. Don't get me wrong I had a blast. But sometimes think of her and wonder how her life turned out. Hoping she's working for Thai Airways and things are good.

>>742969399
Thanks man. Honestly I was too. The fact she didnt want to take her pants off made me wonder if she was post op. But nah, when I got access to between her legs, her cunt lubed up naturally and there were no marks, scars or whatever.

All my friends joked I must've got a hummer from a tranny. I can't tell em the truth so let em believe what they want.

what's so great about hookers in Thailand? Gotta fly across the world to get pussy? And are they even hot, they're fucking Thai... seriously i dont get it

So many triggered sjw eurofags here. I fucking love it lol

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>>742969686

Owch, damn. Really shot down every point I made there with that witty comment. I'll remember that spot-on criticism next time I'm climbing off your mom.

>>742969881
Oh shit, sick burn. Did you come up with that gem yourself?

>>742969693
Cheers m80.

Like those digits 6969

>>742955568
Always, always give them a crotch grab test. Thai hookers are trannies half the time. This unfortunate realization coming too late is what killed a kung fu legend.

>>742969881
You didn't make any points. You're just OBSESSED with America so much you need to make them your boogeyman. Implying Eurocucks didn't invent Marxism.... Implying Britcuck cops aren't arresting people for facebook posts like the faggot SJWs they are... SAD!

>>742969001
No its not.

>>742969814
Bro you're with you're bitch of a wife and she's somewhere giving head to some fat old guy while she's thinking about you and crying wishing you never left
You have to go back dude at least once it's your destiny

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>>742969997
Somebody get this hothead out of here

>>742955568
>Paying
>for
>sex

you are never going to make it, breh

stay beta

>>742970288
If you've never paid for sex, you're either a girl or a virgin.

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>>742969981

>modern SJW faggotry
>marxism
What the fuck are you talking about?

I never implied Brits aren't annoying SJWs. I actually said they are, but that dumbfuck Americans kind of made it a thing.

And... I mentioned America in a single post, to make a single generalized point, and I'm obsessed (all upper-case obsessed, moreover!)? Quite a jump there, bro.

Also, you type like a semi-literate faggot.

>>742970024
Yes it is.
See how stupid a conversation is when it's just contradiction? Contribute or have a coke and a smile and a shut the fuck up, mongoloid.

>>742955568

enjoy the sti and stds.

>>742970412
Did your Europoor education system fail you, or are you just retarded? You can't blather on and on about SJW faggotry and not know how it relates to Marxism. Either google it or neck yourself, inbred cucktard.

>>742955568
just what Thailand needs..another fat foreign loser who couldn't get Asian pussy IRL so he has to fly thousands of miles to pay for it.

>>742970412
Can't stand how you fucks say mate all the time.

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>>742970436
?

>>742970558
I'm sure it really hurts their economy and such. I bet they're grateful for your concern!

>>742970046
>You have to go back dude at least once it's your destiny
Don't tempt me. I wanna go back before I get old and fat.

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>>742968263
>gives me a real sad look as she waits for the lift
pls no anon, this isn't a feels thred.

Stay out of boystown it's not like mexico's boystown. Unless you like chick's with dicks.

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>>742955568
You'll probably end up with a ladyboy like I did.
Pic related

>>742956879
Hilarious. Spoken by someone that knows nothing. I go there multiple times each year. It's safe.

Check out the BJ bars. Wowzah. And cheap!!

>>742956957
Look up guest-friendly hotels.

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>>742970532

>say that in my experience sjw dumbshittery was big in the USA a bit earlier than some other places. One post.
>Blather on
Pick one, dude. I can see that you like hyperbole, but you're overdoing it.
And I see the connection, but there's a slight semantic jump you're making to call stupid people complaining about stupid shit on the internet 'marxism'.

I don't even know why I'm arguing with you. We both agree SJWs are fucking irritating, and every time I come back to this dying throd my erection dies. I'm going to go invest my attention where it actually matters to me. Find someone else to be a pillock with.

>>742957394
Also -- check out the Sanctuary of Truth in Pattaya. Excellent local day trip.

>>742957786
Hahahahahahah you dumb stupid cunt.
i hope bitches don't fuck you.

>>742970851
That's a boy with long hair, not a ladyboy. ew

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>>742970999

Isn't AIDS a big deal in Thailand?
I've thought about going to Thailand for sex tourism, but AIDS scares me shitless. I live in Europe, and over ehre we have a rule to only fuck European prostitutes because they don't have AIDS. African ones are high risk, and we don't really have Asian prostitutes.

>>742971486
It's ridiculously difficult and unlikely for a hetero male to get HIV from a woman. 1 in 2,500 chance. Just glove don't take any dicks and loads in your ass and you'll be fine.

more stories please

When I was in the Navy we there. Two marines shared a whore and a condom. The dumb asses took turns and kept turning the condom inside out and they both got gonorrhea. True story.

>>742971910
typical navy idiots

>>742956068
>phuket

KEK

Be sure to check that your Hotel is guest friendly. Flipper Lodge in Pattaya is a good hotel, cheep too.

>>742967216
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Someone apt at making screencaps make a screencap.

>>742956012
>white
literally all youth ive known sex touring in thailand are brown/black people

frenchfag btw

>>742971910
Reminds me of this true story that happened to me:

Order a polish sausage, the guy says to me "you must be Polish" I say "Well sir, that's just ridiculous. If I ordered French toast, would you assume I was a Frenchman? If I had ordered Kung Pao Chicken, would you assume me a Chinaman? If I had decided I wanted a German Bratwurst, would you have assumed I'm German? If I had ordered curried goat would you think I'm Jamaican? If I had asked you for Haggis would you have assumed me to be a Scotsman? If I had ordered spaghetti, would you presume I'm Italian? This is ridiculous, where do you get off assuming I'm Polish?"
And he said "Well first of all, this is a hardware store"

True story.

>>742955568
Get a hazmat suit.... put on 5 condoms at once.. it will improve girth! You will still end up with tropical dick rot .. oh and have fun!

>>742965108

Lol get a load of this guy.

kissing passionately and stuff, lol... you got the "girlfriend experience" dude... u shouldn't be kissing prostitutes in the first place.

>>742964648
Really? I'm a sandnigger too, pretty light skin.
How about japan? Have you ever been to other asian countries?

>>742955847
Bangla Road on Patong Beach

38yo marriedfag with 2 kids here.

happily married but this thread makes me wish i wasnt.

fuck you /b/ ;_;

>>742957063
If the ladyboys are responsible for 50%, then wouldn't the non-ladyboys be responsible for the other 50%? Where's the disadvantage?

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>>742955568
story of me in Thailand years ago.
>me and buddy take chicks we picked up at bar to hotel and fuck all night (well for 10 minutes anyway)
next day take em into buffet at hotel and then say goodbye.
>they never said they were pros (we knew they were) and so we pretend to not understand when they ask for help getting home (i.e cash)
so my buddy pays and i do not
>girl gets sulky and leaves
>then pimps arrive and want to meet in parking lot
>we go meet and they are weedy kids and we laugh and mock their attempts at engrish
and i dont pay and live happily ever after

>>742968299

ty for sharing :)

my girlfriend also dont like blowjobs! so i have a second girl :P (but hard to manage)

>>742973165
If this has happened on Koh Tao you'd had been murdered by Thai mafia. You're lucky.

>>742973116
this guy see's through the bullshit

was at Pattaya, was 20 years ago, i dont pay for sex anymore. not morally opposed to it just makes me feel like a loser.

>>742972160
im working on it

I've been living in Bangkok for 10 years now. I only fuck ladyboys. They know the best places from where to get drugs and nothing in this world is better than having 3some with ladyboys. For some reason my former boss and colleagues looked me in weird way after I posted videos on Facebook.

>>742973165
>>742973354
every ho knows money up front
wtf gais

>>742973014
You don't have balls because you are already castrated. You are nothing more than a wallet to your wife. You work your ass off to feed the kids while your wife complains about everything. This is your life. Are you happy? Then once a year you book a holiday trip for two weeks. That's all free time you are going to get, slave.

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I paid 4000baht for 3 thai girls to suck me off but I ended up fucking one of them. Very sloppy and loose it's constant queef/fart noise coming from their vagina.

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>>742955568

>OP one month after he gets back
>anons help! WTF is this growing on my dick?!?!

Fuck off OP! We don't need more disease riddled deviants back here spreading bangkok plague.

I'd rather the philippines their girls are hotter

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>don't mind me just walking by

>>742957031
>and then go to the doc with her and check to make sure she's clean. Nut in her pussy and fly home

You do realize it can take up to year for HIV to become detectable in a blood test.

>>742973785
Wow, Europoor healthcare really IS trash. Ever heard of antibiotics?

>>742974074
Just nut in asshole. It's cleaner.

>>742974074
>Muh HIV boogeyman

Fuck man, you'd have more of a chance of winning 100 bucks on a scratch-off ticket than getting HIV as a straight man. You scared fags need to keep your media fed paranoia to yourselves.

>>742971319
The trips speak true

>>742968299
Thanks for the good read. I enjoyed it. She wont forget you either

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>>742974191

Are you fucks with some thai mafia trying to drum up business?

AIDS is real

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>>742972160
ask and ye shall receive.
hope everything is in there

>>742974382
>as a straight man
That stat includes ladyboys and fags which contributes to most of the numbers as condoms break in the asshole.

>>742974141
>tfw europe has a better healthcare system than 'murica

Keep on discussing if obamacare should be replaced fat fucks

>>742974435

>anon fall in love with an prostitute.png

kek


ty for doing this :)

>>742972160
>>742973198
>>742974364
Shit. Just returned to this thread. Can't sleep. Surprised to see the love, appreciate it though.

>>742955964
>I plan on wearing condoms during.

Buy alot of condoms in your own country and take them with you. Some Thai whores use cheap ones that are shit quality.

>>742974382
And? You still have to contract it, which is incredibly difficult to do by putting a penis in a vagina. 1 in 2,500.

A meta-analysis of three studies exploring the risk from insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04% (equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures)

a. b. Boily M-C, Baggaley RF, Wang L et al. Heterosexual risk of HIV-1 infection per sexual act: systematic review and meta-analysis of observational studies. Lancet Infectious Diseases. 2009 Feb;9(2):118–29.

>>742974653
Well your story was good, so you deserve our love.

>>742974563
No worries.

>>742974541
KEK, the American medical industry created everything the rest of the world uses, and you think your dick is gonna fall off from an infection.... Pretty obvious whose is better. Good luck waiting 2 years for that doctor's appointment, Commiefag

>>742974435
Perfect. Thank you for archiving one man's experience. That is a big part of what /b/ is.

>>742974796
:|, literally anywhere else is better. Antarctica healthcare > United states of America healthcare

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>>742974796

>>742974983
not true at all

>>742970365
Or just a chill dude. I've fucked plenty of girls without paying. I mean, maybe paid for some drinks or for dinner but then got to fuck 'em.

>>742974983
>>742975059

The best thing about your profound ignorance, is that it's voluntary. Let me help you.

https://www.cato.org/publications/policy-analysis/bending-productivity-curve-why-america-leads-world-medical-innovation

>>742975258
Yup you paid. Were those drinks or dinner free?

>>742967000
trips + thumbnail = faggot

>>742965534
>not an american thing
nice joke m8

>>742955568
Post pics of real thai hookers. Haven't got any in my hd.

>>742975482
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/arrests-for-offensive-facebook-and-twitter-posts-soar-in-london-a7064246.html

>>742968299
Great story, thanks for sharing.

>>742956164
Don't forget to add in the cost of drinks that you buy while bar hopping looking for the lady you want. Lady drinks, taxis and food all add to the price you will spend in a day. Add this to the price for the lady and it suddenly becomes much more expensive, especially for a two week or more vacation.

>>742968299
That was the best greentext I've ever read on this site. The feels... Geez.

anyone know if the girls let you video them and if so, how much?

>>742975565
>https
>http
>mfw

>>742956611
Plane tickets are around 1400 dollars and up round trip from the east coast of the U.S.

>>742975986
Should have saved the (You) for the people who run the website, tbh fam

>>742957527
Why the fuck would you not being your own
You autistic monkey
Its obviously cheaper to buy them NOT in thailand

>>742975326
Sure, America has the medical technology, but retards like you, who defend your health system are the reason that hospitals still get away with bankrupting people for minor procedures.

Oh no, I broke my ankle. Guess I have lifetime debt.

Where I live, doctors visits are like $20. Prescription meds are $5.

Hurrr durrr but murica best in wurld

>>742975367
No but the sex was....wait a second...they paid me with sex as a currency.

>>742955568
You would get more Bang for your Buck going to the Philippines.
When I was in the service, long ago, I loved Subic Bay, Olongapo City, the place where dreams come true.
I once spent a weekend fucking a whore, her son and daughter, her mother, sister and brother for $35.
Flips are the bottom of the yellow barrel, you learn quickly how low a human being will go to earn the almighty dollar.
You name it you can do it, get it or have it done.
Some of the very cute young ladies only know how to offer "Yum-Yum" and "Bang-Bang".
Greatest time of my life.
Thailand is overpriced and stuck up.
The police/pimps and the whores kill foreign tourists on an almost daily basis, lots of nude men jump from hotel balconies every day.
Thai's look better than Flips, but bent over they all look the same, the Thai women are not as desperate as the Pinoy gals, many will not degrade themselves the way the Island Monkeys will.
Thai Trannies look like Skinny little boys, Filipino T-Girls are softer, rounder and more like real women.
Have a good time, hide your wallet in the room safe and most of all wear a fucking condom, better wear 2, trust me, every STD known and unknown can be aquired in the land of the buck toothed dwarf by simply breathing the air.
Good luck, have fun and remember they are whores, don't fall in love.

>>742976171
Your cheap healthcare is subsidized by the US investing all the money into the technology. I've given you all the tools you need to fix your ignorance, and you have clung to your ignorance like a child clings to its comfort blanket.

>>742957094
Low crime rate against foreign visitors to Thailand. However, you will be approached many times by people trying to sell you things. Just tell them no. Stay in the tourist areas and bars and you will be fine. I have visited Thailand many time and have never had a problem!