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Fortune time with osaka part 2
The chopsticks strike back
The rules
>one fortune per anon
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
>>742937333
Here for the lulz
>>742937333
Nice trips. Predict my mundane life.
>>742937333
Can i have one please?
>>742937333
DO ME! ME NEXT! DO MEEEEE!
>>742937333
>Anonymous 08
What is decided for my young white girl future? Was my STEM degree a waste of time?
>>742938178
/*_*_*YuMmY dAdDy CuMmY iN mY tUmMy*_*_*\
>>742938028
Your in luck right now I'm a drink right now
>your fortune sayeth the great one approaches
>>742938120
HI weird robot
>your fortune says that robots will take over the world one day
>>742938125
Sure my nig
>your fortune says you will die a horrible death
>>742938272
I don't know
>your fortune says lol my nigha
>>742938342
You will have your fill anon
Predict me daddy
can I have one pls
>>742938178
Okky 3dpd
>your fortune says you will get that black coxk for free
>>742938615
Count on it bitch
>your fortune says that you will receive my drunk fun
>>742937333
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>>742938916
Loils lust because I'm drunk doesn't mean you can fuck with me
>your fortune says you will live in a rick house full of goyim
>>742938718
Sorry honey I don't know what I'm doing right now
>your fortune says that I will love you forever
>>742937333
I'm a sunk faggot right now
>>742939888
I will always love you steph
>>742937333
I would like a fortune, please.
>>742940579
Get read for that drunk covk
>>742940731
Get your anus ready
>your fortune says I will suck you off for three bucks
>>742939813
*sniffs butt*
sure ill take one plz
>>742937333
Checked. Let's see my fortune.
Do me next Osaka pretty please!
>>742941406
Lets you get that drunk ads
>you will get herpes for no reason
>>742941501
Get out chistiro robin
->my tewad is 8 more bad dayd>>742941618
Okay
>your fortune says that rocks will steal.your.food tonight
>>742941931
Okay fellow animu poster
>your fortune says thAt you are cursed child
>>742942712
*gulp*
Plz help
>>742943050
Whhhhhhqbb my niggr
Osaka where do you go?
>>742943614
I'm a the drunk Osaka my nigge
>I will question your belief right now
>>742943807
What are you drinking?
>>742944268
Brandy my sober guy
>>742937333
> trips
I'll take a fortune please.
>>742944927
hanako best girl
also drunken osaka ill take a fortune as well
>>742944927
Okay burnt cutie
>your fortune says that you will be the first one.to due on mares
>>742945230
Damn right.
>>742945278
What does that mean?
>>742945391
Hi Tomoko
>>742945499
Hi anon.
>>742937333
Predict whether I can get a girlfriend or not
>inb4 none cause I'm on 4chan
>>742945391
Oakt tomoko
>your fortune says that you will be givrn a positive ii. The government
>>742945667
Okay
>you will gey a gut friend instead
>>742945603
How are you? Did you work today?
>>742945866
positive ii the government?
>>742945875
I didnt do anything today except get my check. Nope but I do for the rest of the week
Am I gonna make it Osaka-chan?
>>742945456
I meant you will be the first one to fuck on mars
im gonna need all the fortunes plox
>>742945667
Mabye you will unless you rape het
>you will die because I don't know you
>>742945995
Sure you be president of 4chan
>>742946132
You are underage so get out
>>742946222
>your fortune is you will give me ink im. Exchange for wisdom
>>742946505
this is all the ink i can make right now wisdom-chan!
>>742946505
I dont want that
>>742946624
Thank you squid mow ill suck you off for free
>>742945995
That sucks. Are they at least night shifts?
>>742946737
squid girl x osaka r34 when
>>742946845
Nope. I am not excited for it.
>>742946736
What so I do to be sober again?
>>742946853
Never anon
>>742946971
What's the worst thing about day shifts?
>>742947154
You sleep in my bed
>>742947156
How tired I am.
>>742939272
what will the goyim do to me?
>>742947465
I will be your bicyb for now timo
>>>742947687
Tjwy will make you watch npr for fun
Weird, It just so happens that my name is indianapolis.
>>742947940
bicyb?
>>742947940
the goyim are cruel
>>742947947
Nice name anon
>your fortune says your A doge pretending toy be a person.
>>742948148
I meant I will be your bitch for today tomo
>>742947465
Ah yes I understand that. I always hated that too, but day shifts always seemed to go by quicker for me, which was nice.
>>742948395
Oh. I dont think ive had one of those
>>742948442
I feel they drag on like any other shift
>>742948148
bicycle
>>742948331
They siren are anom
>>742948568
At least you get all sorts of tasty food..
I'm so hungry and all I have right now is a small granola bar
>>742948605
They said bitch though
>>742948734
Need monies?
>>742948912
Nah, just need to get my lazy ass to the store. Thanks though. What do you like to eat when you are at home? Might give me some ideas when I get groceries tomorrow.
>>742949366
Normally nothing. If I have hunger I will go get something. When I have to buy food for myself its usually just no thought microwave crap.
>>742937333
Please do a good fortune.
>>742949979
Do you know how to cook or just lazy?
>>742950430
No but how hard could it be to follow directions.
>>742950482
That's true, but sometimes they're vague. When I first learned how to cook sausage patties the directions said low heat for about 10 min. Well I waited over 20 min and they still weren't close to done. I'm guessing low/medium in my drive us what they consider low. It's little nuances like this that sometimes make it hard for me.
>>742951359
Huh. Well I dont need to eat great tasting food anyways.
oh can I get a fortune
>>742951512
I know how that is. Where did everyone go?
>>742951596
op passed out from drunk
>>742951596
Left passed out
>>742951752
>>742951853
Can we just make this a regular waifu thread then?
>>742952172
no
>>742952172
maybe
>>742952427
Why :(
>>742952450
Now we're talking!
>>742952763
do you have a potassium deficiency? cause thats what you're gonna get from a waifu thread
>>742952172
You have a waifu?
>>742952427
Pull those up you lewd
>>742953230
hi tomo
>>742953079
Maybe they are gone now...
>>742953230
No but I'm thinking about getting one... I need to watch more anime
>>742953584
Hi there
>>742953675
I hope you find one you like
>>742953675
what anime have you watched?
>>742953868
how is you
If the world will continue on without you, why do you still do this? Are we supposed to be enjoying this?
I got real depressing real fast, didn't I?
>>742953972
I'm feeding on lol
>>742954402
what are you doing that for?
did I miss getting my fortune?
>>742954613
yea i think osaka died
>>742954771
mm... ah well. I'll just head to bed, then.
>>742954558
No reason really
>>742954613
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
>>742954858
good night
>>742954872
what game mode you playing?
>>742955023
Urf
>>742955635
fun stuff, except when you lose in champ select
>>742956016
It's all random so you know that blows
>>742946737
i want to kiss that butt
Nobody even came close to Osaka in terms of being adorable in Azu.
Chiyo a shit.
>>742956310
yea i know, ive been playing it a bunch since its been available this month
>>742956499
I'm bad at it
>>742957021
everyone is, except koreans
>>742957200
I got the kayn shard out of the box so I will try him
>>742957389
hes pretty neat, pick his red form, its way more op than blue form
>>742937333
Give it to me faggot
>>742957562
Ok noted. I doing jg now
>>742957652
whats your summoner name? love box?
Hit me with a fortune OP