Let's get a green text/story thread going about what you

Made her eat all the eggs.

Put a blanket on top of her

>>742905422
If i see her, I would take a lot of compromising photos of her and write my mail close to her pussy with a paper in her pocket (look at your pussy, email me, I have pictures),

>>742905103
I put a blanket over her and let her sleep. Wait, sorry...

>be me
>invited to party
>be hard-up adult virgin
>go to party
>girl drinks too much and passes out on couch
>find blanket, put it over her and let her sleep
>married now, to a woman who hates anal, but let's me fuck her in the ass every now and then
>thankyoulordjesusforthiskindblessing.jpg

>>742905251
Can someone deliver threadshot?

Story's?

In my city two guys age 19 had been texting a 16 yo chick for a couple weeks. She was keen for the d. They met her at a party, she got wasted, gave them the all clear, they took her to a room and spent 15 minutes with her. All was sweet, they joined the party and hi fived people.

She decided it wasn't concensual after all. Pressed charges. They guys have just been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Meanwhile a 22 year old woman strangles her boyfriend because she had 'trust issues' and is sentenced to six years.

Just be careful guys. Shits not worth it.

>>742905251
KEK

>>742908588
What state?

>>742905251
Fpbp

>>742910032
New Zealand.

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/93534920/brandon-roche-and-brooke-rolleston-guilty-of-raping-15yearold-girl-at-party

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94616158/man-strangled-to-death-with-computer-cord-by-girlfriend-with-trust-issues

>>742910569
The article says the girl was 15. AoC is 16 in NZ, so it would have been considered rape even if she insisted outright that it was consensual.

>>742908588
>15 minutes
>10 years
They couldn't at least make it worth it?

>>742908588
You need to get consent all the way through. If someone is unconscious, they can't give consent. Pretty simple stuff. If you enjoy fucking an unconscious girl, you're a sick fuck anyway. I'm not judging you, I realize I'm on /b/. But you have to embrace that fact.

>>742911012
You can still fuck an unconscious girl, you just need to make sure she's oKay with it. My wife thinks it's hot, so we made a rule about it. I can fuck her when she's unconscious, but I have to ask before she's out.

>>742910720
Yeah you're right. I got the age wrong.

>>742911012
Nah not condoning it at all. Just pointing out the hypocrisy. A woman can kill her bf and get a 6 year sentence and be out in 3 years good behaviour yet a guy can fuck an underage chick and spend a decade in prison non parole.

Anyway not wanting to hijack OPs thread. Carry on.

I have a few stories
> Couple at 18
> Couple at 17

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>>742905103

What if I get her permission, hold a plastic bag over her head, fuck her, invite the football team int the room to fuck her, take her picture and post it on /b/, invite guys to tribute her, then repost the pictures?

>>742905251
I get that reference

>>742908588
Amen bro

>>742911327
Completely fair. But I doubt that's the case in the story anon was talking about.

>>742911327
just out of pure interest, how do you get your wife unconscious usually?

>>742907639
Is there a name to go with this, i think I know her.

>>742905422
Any more of her?

>>742911849
vodka with a hint of choking

>>742911695
congratulations, you only need to lurk a little bit roar instead of a whole fuckload

>still new as freshly baked bread

>Be 17 at party, never had sex, never had a BJ
>To explain I have a family that teases so much that i basically never had a decent relationship with anyone.
>I also care to much what people think of me, even good stuff that i cannot bring myself to do things.
>Most of my experiences came from a "fuck buddy" that i fooled around with since 15 but never anything past them giving me a hj as she did not want me to finger her????

>So back to the story...
>I am at a party with 2 friends but one gets shit faced in less than an hour and other friend takes him home.
>Drink entire bottle of Jager and sit on the sofa wondering wtf i do now
>sudden realization that i am "alone"
>people partying but no one who really knows me knows me.
>Girl "Jane" just turned 18 starts hitting on me, she is drunk!!
>Win.jpg
>she is sitting on my lap fondling my hair and beard.
>Women always seem obsessed with my super curly hair and beard, i have no fucking idea why???? Confused.com
>She says "I find it hot that you aren't afraid to have long hair"
>My hair is like a mini Afro not long but not short
>she keeps running her hand though my bear and hair talking about "manliness"
>I have no fucking idea what to do.
>Getting hard from her moving in my lap and she knows it.
>she doesn't do much else which makes me think i need to make the next move.
>So I put my hand on her inner thigh.
>She does not freak......Win!!!
>I start rubbing her inner thigh, she widens her legs slightly and says it feels good.
>I cannot feel much as she is wearing thick jeans but the thought of it was all I needed to get into it.
>She seems to be enjoying it but this is stalemate.
>I start sliding my hand under her knitted jumper (Jacket) she has like 3 layers on.
>Sliding my hand up to her breasts slowly i hit under boob and bra.
>Fucking heart is going nuts, the world around me is silent.
>slide my hand under her bra.

>>742911012

>all the way through

is this ok?
is this ok?
is this ok?
is this ok?
is this ok?

lots of fun.

>>742913171

furthermore, the bitch can still say she changed her mind and the guy is fucked.

>>742912805
Dude see you ever going to finish this story

I could tell you of that time when a guy found my girlfriend passed out

>>742912805
>Just thought i should describe her
>she is plump tbh, but not fat by any means.
>She is dark ginger with fair skin
>at the party she is wearing a white knitted jumper, light colored but thick jeans.
>She have very red lips and blue eyes.

>Sliding my hand up I get to her nipple, It is rock hard and cold, she could cut glass with them.
>Fucking WIN!!!
>never done anything like this
>in "public" at a house party with people around rubbing her inner thigh and playing with her nipple.
>She lets out a few quit sighs.
>I suggest we go to the bathroom.
>She shuts down, not a yes or a not but suddenly seems less open, i have no idea why.
>So we continue as we are for a little while longer when she decides to get up (bored maybe?)
>she goes for more drink, Hard shots etc.
>after a long while we sit back down both of us a lot more drunk than before.
>She says she wants to go to the toilet she she tries to stand but cannot.
>I help her to the toilet and she goes in to do her business.
>When she opens the door to come out she stumbles onto me, i catch her.
>She starts kissing me.
>Not kissed much so i am surprised by the foreign invader in my mouth.. WTF.png
>She keeps going so i join in.
>I slide my hand under her jeans waist band which is an achievement, skinny jeans.
>I get to her slightly wet pussy not making the connection with her having gone to the toilet...drunk.durr
>start rubbing randomly as i don't know what to do, no experience.
>She moans into my mouth as we kiss.
>I walk her backwards into the lavatory and shut the door, she stumbles back

>>742913804
>
sorry, i am trying to give you the details

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>>742914075
>She falls onto the seat surprised.
>She sees I am hard and pauses for a moment.
>She says no sex.
>I mentally freeze, the idea of sex was not even going though my mind, i was just trying not to fuck up.
>I say "that's ok, I am not expecting sex.
>She tries to stand up again but falls, she grabs me as she falls and slides her hand down past my buckle brushing my dick as she falls (i do not think it was intentional)
>I grab her jumper at the last second and slow her fall whilst also pulling up all her layers slightly.
>She is now on the floor with the very bottom of breasts showing, i see no bra.
>confused as to what happened, turned on and confused about no bra???
>realize that it doesn't fucking matter.

>>742915169
>she falls down on the floor
>everyone sucks my dinosaur

>She lays on the floor looking at me.
>I get down and undo her jeans.
>She grabs my hands loosely and says no sex again.
>I say ok and continue.
>I pull down her jeans enough to finger her

>anyone still reading or should i stop?

>>742915619
Readin, keep on it dude

>>742915619
Cont

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how about after a party, and then passing out.

Answer: take pictures?

>>742915619
OP, she can't say no if you gag her.

readin

>>742915619
Readin'

>>742912708

Shinji was always a weird fuck

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>>742915619
>Image related, her kissing another chick.
>i start finger banging her like there is no tomorrow, NO IDEA if this is even working.
>She starts moaning alot
I am going to post a webM give me a minute

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>>742915862
Pass the butter

>>742914075
>lavatory

About as sexy as describing the average wing span of an unburdened swallow. You've never had a pussy in your mouth, faggot.

>>742915619
Moar

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>>742916142
love the wetness

>>742912805
>>742914075
Are you from Norway by chance?>>742914075

>>742916342
If the story turns to win i can let go of the fact he used the word lavatory

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>>742916138
>She is moaning loud and a a alot.
>fucking fireworks in my head, i cannot fucking believe i am doing this and it is working.
>Realize that i am nervous fuck and may never get this experience again so I pull out the camera.
>She sees this and starts moaning more??
>guess it turns her on?

>>742916342
How am i supposed to fucking describe it.
The shitter
The Fingering room with a shitter in it.
The toilet.

>>742916602
I really love when they are wet, more man.

>>742916749
Type faster anon, type faster

>>742916887
Anon needs to hurry up and come before his mom walks in

>I've got a story from colleg
Will post after other anon finishes up his story if people want me to.

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>she starts to shudder
>I think i have done something wrong
>She starts to curl backwards like someone is stabbing her in the back.
>I am fucking thinking WTF is fucking going on!!!

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>>742916862
go ahead and give me last 4 digits of one more. from this
>>742915862

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>>742905103

>>742917318
3926 i wanna se her face.

GJ Anon, Keep on raping drunk girls...

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>>>742917173
>she says don't stop so i keep going.
>My back is killing me and my arm is basically numb.
>she pulls her top up and starts rubbing her right breast whilst sort of helping me with her left, i have three fingers in her and it is tight.
>She sort of calms down then starts shaking again a couple of times, I am like i have no fucking idea, is this cumming???
>

>>742917537

I am drunk, She is drunk
She is telling me to do it....
I an not gunna say no

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>>742917505
alright then

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>>742917620
>this goes on for a little while
>she finally says "stop i need you to stop"
>i stop and she lays flat breathing heavily.
>I am sorta confused and impressed.
>She just breathes heavily for a short while then sits up and leans herself against the door.

>2017
>rape
Can we isolate the rape gene and prevent future males from being rapists like every beta virgin itt?

>>742918069
Was not worth it... Fuck.

>>742905103

>be 18
>at first college party
>playing beer pong and such
>get bored
>walk to the front yard
>trip over something in the dark
>realize its a grill face down in her own vomit
>promptly remove her from the vomit
>proceed to find the friend she came with
>move passed out chick into my car
>drive girl/friend home
>have a riveting conversation about bread
>escort them both safely into their apartment.
>they thank me
>return to party which has died down
>go home
>sleep

>>742906584
nice larp
we both know you never go outside Clark

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>>742918122
You're gonna have to type faster than that buddy

>>742918122
Video?

>>742915862
Is 4148 her getting dicked?

>>742918122
>After a minute she looks at my bulge and reaches out to my waist pulling me closer.
>She tells me to stand up.
>I do
>She is still breathing heavily and i am feeling like I am going to fall over.
>She then begins to unbuckle my jeans and slides them down.
>She them starts playing with my bulge making moaning sounds.
>she mouths the words wow or woah or something I dont really know as she is not looking at me and i am dizzy from standing up.
>At this point in time i had no reference for dick size, what is big what is small, i had no fucking clue.

>>742918543
no pulled open clit shot.

>>742911012
My girl loves for me to fuck her while shes out. She gets blackout drunk and i film myself Fucking her. Next day or couple days later shell watch the video and get off. Weird af for me when we shared our kinks. I love being agressive and shes into rape play. Starting out had to ask of she was ok with it all. Gave all clear and now we live out our sexual fantasies
>inb4 share pics/vids
She deletes them after getting off. And why would i save them we fuck almost every day

>>742918308
This is what I'd do as well....
... after getting a few creepshots of her tits and/or ass/pussy. Depending on how out in the open she was of course. I'm a creep, but a very cautious one.

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>>742905251
Clean

>>742918698
Oh man. I'm in the same situation. I've always been a dominant sort of guy, just never BDSM stuff. The girl I found was kinky and into lots of spanking. I'm not big on rope but whatever it's fun. Anyway, my girlfriend is 100% my sub and we fuck daily. I've got her to let me fuck with her friends and my old fuckbuddies with her. We started swinging too.

>>742914075

my first chick was a plumper too. way it goes.

>>742918566
>Turns out i am only a bit above average but i guess she was trying to do things "guys" like.
>I didn't give a fuck tho, she was still playing with my junk with her tits out, my bulge at her eye level.
>She then slides down my boxers and makes eye contact before going in.
>Bj seems pretty Meh, not rally getting much out of it until she starts doing weird shit
>I have heard people say , never use teeth but damn teeth make all the difference.
>I am in Ecstasy, this BJ everyone always talks about is great!
> She keeps going for a long while and my mind is blank.
>finally the world comes rushing back to me and a cum hard, so hard i buck slightly and jam my dick down the back of her mouth as i cum.
> she sputters but starts sucking harder and damn that feels good, human penis pump!
>she keeps going and this now hurts and feels amazing.

>>742905103
>be me at 16
>party is great
>find hot girl sleeping in a seat
neat.jpg
>take a picture with my 0,3mp cellphone cam

>the day after
>want to send the pic to my buddy
shessohotimdrooling.txt
>accidentally send it to her instead

>be me
>20, only had one sexual partner in highschool
>going to community college
>total fucktard with no interest in actually doing anything
>take art history and sit in rando spot
>slowly become classbuds with 8/10 ethnic chick
>thick glasses, piercings and tats all over, thin, caramel skin and jade green eyes
>make small talk all semester
>last day
>"see you around anon!"

Will cont. if people are interested

>>742918566
christ, grows up sheltered and never been to gym class, then scores drunk chick at party. yu da man, slick.

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>>742905251

>>742919111
>Anyways if she was a spitter, she didn't get much of a choice but I doubt she was.
>This kept going even after i came.
>I said to her i have come expecting her to stop.
>She doesn't stop, "WTF is going" on i am thinking.
>I try to pull away but she had my balls in one hand and the base of my dick in the other.
>This still kinda hurts but feels good.
>IDK why she hasn't stopped tho, what is she hoping to achieve.
>a small amount of time passes when i feel something happening.

>>742905103
Once my girlfriend was spacing the fuck out mid bang from edibles and I let her dogs join us.
>shewonderswhytheysniff.jpg

>>742919631
Saw a "friend" fuck her dog. Shit turned me on, weirded me out and made me curious all at the same time. Good on u man.

>>742905251
Kek

>>742919149
fuck.

>be me in jr. college, the high school after high school, started late so am older than the other students, but pretty good looking compared to the geeky pimply freaks walking the campus
>take psych course.
>sit next to cute but fat chick
>we both ace all exams, teacher notices us for being exceptional, and we joke about shit the other students have no clue
>we are our own "clique", we share jokes only we can get, the whole thing
>semester ends, regret not asking her out, kind of miss her
>a few months go by and I see her in supermaket
>sweet!! we chit chat and I ask her out
>she turns me down
butthurt4evar!!!!

>>742919430
>even after blowing the mother load and being off my face drunk, I feel something coming on again.
>I think I am going to cum again.
>She keeps going sucking like a pro.
>suddenly she stops sucking and starts masturbating me like mad with he hand.
>The surprise of it really threw me off guard but my dick doesn't give a shit about what i am thinking.
>I cum again this time on her face.
>I freak but because i have cum on her face but also because she is not stopping.
>This is fucking painfull!!!!
>She finally stops and my mind is blown...heh
>I say sorry sorry i didn't mean to cum on your....
>As i am mid sentence she licks her lips and starts "cleaning her face"
>This is hot and i am pissed off my battery died but fucking elated by what has happened.


Anyways we go back to the party and have fun, i never speak to her again.
A few months later i find out she is a lesbo now.

Well i have memories, and footage :)

>>742919793
After witnessing it once I can't stop thinking about it and wanting to make it happen again. I know I can never tell her though

>>742919430
>>742919934

to sum up
>be practically kissless virgin
>at party
>drunk chick in bathroom sucked my dick twice
>amazed she wasn't as innocent as me mum

do I about have it you fucking loser?

>>742919631

pics?

>>742919934
good story dude, scored some good head there

>>742919934
Video?

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>>742919934

>>742920045
Well not quite, Wasn't a kissless virgin, just a virgin.
Fucking histerical how people on here think sex is the fucking holy grail!
There is much more than penetration to have fun with you fucking pathetic couch potato!

>>742911327
Yo, that's just like that law & order episode, where old rich guys got their wives to inject them with insulin to put them into a mini coma and them filmed them getting fucked. Crazy shit.

>>742920260
I don't get it?

>>742920247
Did you not read the last part where i said my battery died.

>>742920127
I wish I'd thought to take some but I was high as shit too and wouldn't post that anyway. Ask me anything you want about it though.

>>742920288
did you miss the "practically"?

and I'm not the one who typed over a 100 lines of green text to describe one mediocre blow job to a bunch of fapping /b/ tards

>>742905103
At a friends party it's going well need a piss go to bathroom do biz come out see his little sister room im Buzzed so nock on her door

>>742920357
I thought battery as in your stamina

>>742920357
>I don't get it?
don't get what?

>>742919149
>take native Anthro next semester because ma culture
>see jade eyes there
>sit in rando chair in corner because ma autism
>"anon~! Hey~! I saved you a seat over here~!"
>go sit next to her, end up as study buddies
>go to her house, she has a laptop on her bed and is in loose fitting shirt
>ma autism kicks in full gear and I don't make a move
>but we talk instead of study
>find out her BF of five years just left her over dumb shit
>feel bad, confess that I always found her beautiful
>she says thanks but isn't looking for relationship
>we continue study buddies until..
>halfway through semester
>rando's yearly party
>get invited by rando (super weird dude with parents mansion in the hills)
>sitting in corner cuz I don't know anyone
>"hEEey AnOn~!"
>jade eyes is fucked drunk, half crumpled plastic cup clenched in hand

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>>742920392
>this
Didnt even get a semi. Your mediocre blowjob wasnt worth it

>>742920436
Usually there is "inner meaning to a image like that", it is not what it says on the tin

>>742919946
My friend was sober but just into weird shit. Im married now amd wouldnt do that with my spouse but would think about it if i found her again.

>>742920502
Well you didn't have to read it, I wasn't writing bullshit fap material you fucktard, I was writing about one of my first experiences over 8 years ago.
It's intention was not to get you hard, the fact that you are looking for stories to fap over speaks books about you.

>>742920511
>Usually there is "inner meaning to a image like that", it is not what it says on the tin

Bullshit. That's a character from "Laugh-In" an OLD tv show, and I meant exactly what it says "cool story" but if you're gonna be all butt hurt about it I take it back and you can fuck right off.

>>742920640
Dude chill, I didn't get the reference and wa snot sure if you were hating on me.
thanks tho.

>>742920399
She's in with her friend say very cute she ask me to get beer for coz she's under age she knows I will so I do everyone down stairs is piss sum pass out lads house it is. Is asleep the rest is in the den playing pool.

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>>742920638
>gets this mad
>kek

>>742918069
>>742918122
>>742919934
Post the rest of the pics

>>742920753
Well yeah i overreacted, meh.

i had a huge crush on my ex's sister. She routinely passed out drunk and I took care of her. Many thoughts went through my mind when she was in this situation but the most I ever did was lick her lips. Once, while doing this, she grabbed my hand and started moaning... i wish i had the balls to take pictures.

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>>742907158

>>742920502
>be me
>broke up with my vegan gf
>she gave the best head
>called it her chicken soup
>she works at movie theatre
>guys at work know shes single
>they be mackin
>she says if you're not vegan for a week, step off
>two of the guys go vegan
>she rewards them by sucking them both off behind the building
>shit is so hot to me I hook up with her again
>it's been about a month off
>she wants me to bareback, claims pill
>I'm rock fucking hard over her sucking off randos
>can't get in that pussy tho, shits literally too tight (thank you anorexia, probably dodged a bullet)
>basically make her suck me off
>cum with the force of 1000 suns
>tell her afterwards she should have let those guys bareback her so she wouldn't be so loose
>never see her again

and that's the last time I stuck my dick in crazy.

god damn she gobbled up the cum like it was candy tho. In retrospect I should have fucked her in the ass that day, she liked the cum way too much but it only occurred to me later.

>>742920709
Go up stairs with 6 pack nock on door big grin greets me I go and say I'll chill with her I did on bed she sits next to me. I say I need a reward her friend says a. Will kiss me I say no she does that all the time

>>742920475
>convince her she should be at home
>drive her home
>entire way there she's laughing, saying how I'm a good guy, doesn't understand why I'm single
>walk her to her room, she continues babbling and crying about bf and wanting me but not wanting to hurt me
>she's passed out within twenty minutes
>end up sleeping on floor cuz it's like 3AM
>wake up to jade eyes pulling me onto bed, literally crying for my dick
>give in, pull out handy wallet condom
>"let's see what it feels like without that~"
>sex ensues
>holy fuck she's pushing me under her, using all her force to thrust my cock into her
>about to pull out when she screams "I'm safe, I promise, cum in me~!"
>literally pass out and wake up at like noon the next day
>become fuck buddies for rest of year
>haven't seen her since end of that semester

>>742920773
if you had tripped... just missed.

>>742920381

What type of dogs?

>>742921070
I say I think of sumthing after they drink 2 cans each I say I'm ready for my reward they go ok I say flash them tiny tittie a. Go's ok her friend who has massive one for her age is shocked but a. Says she does it all the she doesn't her friend go's ok they.....

>>742921185
Two male boxers. One is one and the other is two or three. Lots of energy, especially in the one year old.

>>742921153
Just do it, man

>>742921448
did she know? how long did they lick her for? did she get wetter and/or cum?

>>742921448

Anything else?

>>742921636
gotta run an errand... I will check thread if still alive later. If interest I might post em.

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>>742913962
Yep this is what I want to hear.

I have a few more stories, but have things to do, ill post tomorrow.
Like my last story, this is my first experiences because they are unique and to me interesting.

They licked her for a long time actually. Started out with me inside her, and the older one shied away but licked her mouth and face while the other ate my ass and all up my dick sliding in her. We'd been fucking for a while before they came into the room so I didn't last long. She passed right out and I let them lick the cum off her and have at her for a while. The younger air humped the other super aggressively and ended up cumming. Some got on her but mostly the bed.

>>742922053
>>742921776
See>>742922630

As far as she goes, there's no way she knew what was happening but she was definitely wet as could be. I know she fantasizes about having a mfm so maybe she thought it was a dream about that? No joke the one had its full long tongue in her mouth and she hardly gagged

OK. I got a juicy one for ya.
>be me
>be getting stoned with a buddy
>head up to a friend's house for a party
>it's mostly people in their thirties
>they start acting retarded so we go home
>go to sleep
>wake up to my phone ringing at 5am
>its my friend's mom drunk off her ass
>my friend has a nose bleed
>too stupid to realize it isn't serious since it stopped 30 minutes ago
>sigh and show up
>friend is passed out on her mom's bed
"she probably just drank too much. She's not choking and you even said on the phone the blood was dry"
>pick my friend up, half way to carrying her to bed feel something wet
>bitch pissed herself
>lay her on couch and tell everyone she pissed herself. All the old fucks die laughing
>mom asks me to take her to her room to change
>halfway through she wakes up having to pee again
>carry her to bathroom, she does her business
>carry her to bed and mom changes her

>go back down to party and kick everyone out
>mom and I fuck over friend's passed out body
>spaghetti from last night leading out of both girl's assholes
>use sauce as lube for dry mommy pussy
>cum so hard mom hits wall
>notice something weird
>Mfw I jizzed cockroaches
>Mfw both mom and daughter walk the dinosaur naked down the street

>>742922910
This wasn't even funny autistic.

>>742923052
Of course not. That was the point.

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>>742922899

get her to black out again then let them go nuts

>>742923544
I want to so badddd but I feel like it won't work

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>>742905103
This chick looks like that shitty dj madds.

yesterday we end up on a friends house to sleep
same bed, she undresses to just shirt and leggins
hear some heavy breathing and i start touching her ass through the leggins
shit was tight

>shes laying face down next to me
>dying with anticipation
>i get cocky enough to put down her leggins half way
>shes just wearing a thong dick is diamonds
>put thong to the side and slowly i rub one finger over her asshole

>>742905251
Fucking kekd hard

more stories please

>>742923652
Just do it! Then kik me! I'd like to see video/pics.

>>742922910
OmGgGGggg you got me good anon. Zozzle

>>742905251
Goddamnit beat me to it

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My last one