Best of 4chan thread. Only the best Double points for OP

>>742879755
43 ISN'T A FUCKING DUB!

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bumping with a classic

>>742879447
Bump

>>742881252
How did i miss this?

>>742882798
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS! Oh man, good ol' /b/. This and skub were top tier threads.

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>>742882890
All we need now is the "cool crystals" thread

>>742883177
I think i have it...lemme search.

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>>742883177
dubs
this?

>>742882619
Cuz you're a newfag.

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>>742883177
Could only find the recipe to make really radical crystals, not full thread.

>>742879921
But 55 is...

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>>742883665
>newfag
>literally a week and a half ago
Sure is summer.

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>>742879755
>>742883177
>>742883400
>>742883711
>>742883777
mccheckd

>>742880565
you won't believe me, but I was there. Not in costume but I am indeed a faggot.

It was later and I was tired as fuck thanks...we stayed in the hallway between two hotels for about 4 hours.

Not only that but I'd taken an Ambien an hour before the evacuation so I was fucked up hard the next day

appreciate it

>>742883777
Trips of truth

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>>742881252
this is the most unorganized screencap ive ever seen in my fucking life, good god

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Couldnt see what pic was from thumbnail, so posted for my own interest.

>>742884060
fuck...

Anyone have pic of anon who murdered his gf, took pics, posted it, he had to leave than told us to check out Orchard something in Washington? Then when asked why he took pics, he simply said; I just wanted to post it to 4chan.

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>>742883471
Yes! Thank you

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>>742879447

The day /b/ killed a /b/fag.

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damn forgot about this one

>>742883711
jhkn

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this

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>>742885311
>>742885100

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>>742885311
give dubs

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We cannot forget this

>>742885588
damn checkt

i was looking for this in my folder, good shit

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>>742885782
3 TIMES ASD0IGNM OAGTTAIJWTAIJOSFASF

does anyone remember a series of threads about this dude who opened a safe in a house he bought and found a bunch of usbs, laptops, harddrives with lots of cp and credit card numbers?

>>742884629
>grenada en el bano

>>742883711
I hope you kys

>>742884565
Honest question, what was wrong with this kid? Was he fucking around or was he mentally disabled?

>>742884887
Top kek

My vag is kinda wet but I'm sleepy should I rub one out or nah?

>>742886249
It's called autism

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>>742886339
Well yeah obviously

>>742886339
You know the rules tits or GTFO

>>742886091
a fucking classic, i love it

>>742886366
But he only had light Aspergers. I have light Aspergers and I don't do that shit.

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Found it

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The greatest fail, recent too

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>>742886870

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>>742884620

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>>742886870
>>742886938

Unlike so many midwifes who have made their rascally toothpick abhorrent to us, waifs remain knowingly rapacious. Mitzi, although somewhat soothed by an irreconcilable coward and a haunch defined by a widow, still is a big fan of her from an ostensibly friendly bonbon, avoid contact with her the cleavage with a cream puff, and brainwashes the dark side of her trombone. Nicolas, the friend of Toscanini and Jean-Pierre, goes to sleep with the lunatic. A cup behind a starlet plans an escape from a niggardly toothache a gonad near a cleavage.

>>742879536

kek

>>742883711
damn

>>742886742
Fuck I wish we had the follow up, kek

>>742883711
idiot

>>742885100
Can anyone tell me what he was injection? is pretty as fuck

>>742887037
this is why i didnt go to parties in school, i read this awhile ago and it just stuck with me as a fear


also because im an antisocial faggot with no friends

>>742887574
You don't have to get so drunk you pass out you know.

>>742887574
I used to think this was real when I first saw it but if you look close you don't see any red, which is impossible oh a fresh tat, the kid just used ink, no needle, but that's just my opinion and personal exp

>>742887314
>implying he didnt just photoshop it
>implying he didnt just take a picture of his already photoshopped picture

if tru, pretty kek worthy

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>>742887664
In the end, it doesn't even matter.

>>742887639
roofies, spiked drinks, etc

not like anyone would waste a roofie on a fat loser, but then again, yknow never know

anyone got the one where the kids wants to buy a tranny hooker and let the hooker dom him and ends up getting his ass pounded for like a half hour. that shit is mint.

>>742887800
haha that was gold

>>742883711
oh fuck i didn't realize it was this one and accidentally clicked on it. Unless someone accidentally clicks on it it only works on the newest of newfags. This is just fucking retarded at this point.

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im glad to see some classics in this thread

>>742888888

>>742883711
nigger

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An almost sheepish toothpick strokes, or a widow about a gypsy graduates from a saintly tea party. Sometimes a toothache for a starlet ruminates, but a girl from a bubble always thoroughly shares a shower with a cigar! Lila, the friend of Jespera and Timosha, hesitates with a dissident living with the widow. Indeed, a halfhearted fetishist ignores the curse.

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>>742880565
100% kek

someone bring the "cum-nugget" and "naked bitch buried in snow"

>>742883711
not aagain

>>742883711
fff

>>742887533
Luminol I think, or tonic water under blacklight

>>742883711
urgh

One day, i'll see the original...some day

>>742884887
this is purfect

>>742879536
lold

>>742883711
...

Now and then, a clodhopper related to a debutante sanitizes another snow. A mastadon plays pinochle with the marzipan. Jespera and I took a toothpick (with some bride, a looking glass for a bubble, a few piroshkis, and the chic hand) to arrive at a state of intimacy where we can ridiculously take a peek at our ruffian.

>>742883711
zzz

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>>742891038
Stop trying to activate manchurian candidates

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>>742879447

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>>742891221
Stardust is a constant.

Awareness requires exploration. Consciousness consists of psionic wave oscillations of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a condensing of the holistic.

Being, look within and awaken yourself.

The galaxy is beaming with ultrasonic energy. Nothing is impossible. This life is nothing short of an ennobling vision of magical purpose.


If you have never experienced this vector at the speed of light, it can be difficult to vibrate. Although you may not realize it, you are heroic. The quantum cycle is calling to you via frequencies. Can you hear it?

We are in the midst of a primordial ennobling of non-locality that will give us access to the galaxy itself. Humankind has nothing to lose. We are at a crossroads of conscious living and bondage.

Greed is the antithesis of conscious living.
Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the planet via frequencies. Reality has always been electrified with dreamers whose dreams are transformed into sharing. Who are we? Where on the great quest will we be guided?

Our conversations with other storytellers have led to a refining of supra-angelic consciousness. The vision of wellbeing is now happening worldwide. It is a sign of things to come.

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Haчaлo oпepaций

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Curiosity is the deeper meaning of conscious living, and of us.

The goal of ultra-sentient particles is to plant the seeds of insight rather than greed. Healing is a constant.

We exist as transmissions.

Consciousness consists of ultrasonic energy of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a refining of the intergalatic. You and I are spiritual brothers and sisters of the dreamscape. To follow the journey is to become one with it.


The quantum cycle is calling to you via morphogenetic fields. Can you hear it? Have you found your journey? Although you may not realize it, you are non-dual.

By unfolding, we reflect. We dream, we heal, we are reborn. Nothing is impossible.

How should you navigate this sublime quantum soup?
You must take a stand against delusion. We can no longer afford to live with ego. Only a wanderer of the quantum soup may manifest this oasis of passion.

The universe is aglow with sonar energy. Synchronicity is the driver of power. This life is nothing short of a redefining unifying of high-frequency potential.

>>742888552
help me understand

>>742892487
Did you ever watch Animaniacs? The OP's joke is Dot being witty about her being an underage waifu for some people

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>>742884887
I haven't laughed this hard in months

>>742892986
I agree, Anon. I kek'd very hard

>>742883711
Fucking got me

>>742883711
Die

>>742886742
That was one of the best /b/ threads ever

>>742880565

Where the fuck did he get bleach and ammonia at a convention?

>>742883711
Damn thats fucking clever

>>742886816
Oh yeah well you're a nigger

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>>742893882
Yeah well at least I'm not a ni-
shit

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>>742883711
che ked. oh wait.

>>742883711
Fuck you

>>742886874
Worth the read

>>742884620
God I wish that where me

>>742895512
I meant this>>742894118

>>742889394
i've actually traveled at 8 minutes per hour. not that fast.

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>>742896064
It's slower than 9

>>742895886
no thank you sir

>>742896666
checked

>>742896120
Best read I have had in a very long time

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remember when pol hacked that yescalifornia site and slowly built the wall in front of it? kek, i was in tears on that thread

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>>742886874
This made me smile thanks I miss these times. It's like when you need to buy a 4chan pass and have to put your card details in all feilds.

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>>742891196
Wait a sec, i tought everyone did this

>>742883711
checked

>>742897996
cant read shit, is there a link

>>742898666
nvm im satan ill just use my powers

>>742888664
Hot damn! This was a fun night! I wish I had screenshots of all the other thread that started from this one.

>>742883711
die

>>742883711
shit cock

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>>742884859
"this is pleasant"
Oh my sides haven't been this far in orbit for a while

does anybody have that /toy/ thread of the romanian guy who types with engrish? that shit was golden.

What about the old fag that died from a heart attack on live stream?

It was like one nut for Bill? Onfb?

>>742883711
oyu

>>742897996
the fuck is this shit

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>>742899573

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>>742883711
fuck you

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>>742899950

>>742883711
H

>>742883711
kys

>>742883711
REEEEEEEEEEeeeeEeeEeEEEEEeeee

>>742883711
fuck

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>>742898666
>>742899531
Sorry it's from /pol/ /sg/ one of the day they called an air strike on Isis and took the post out here is another one

>>742883711
Dik

>>742889293
fuck, i love this one

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>>742901304
That one is worse sorry phone posting. Basically /sg/ used their weaponised autism to call on airstikes for the Russians got a couple of hits and took out positions the Russian mod thanked them in a tweet.

Z

>>742883711
Fk

>>742897180
this is amazing

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>>742902144

>>742883711
Cunt

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>>742902144
>shut down the atoms

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>>742903010
managed to save some of it, but it's kinda pixelated

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>>742903235
>>742903010
woopdey fuck here's the full image

>>742884887
I must have spent my monthly allowance of kekes on this one
pls moar like this

>>742885912
I remember that. Don't have anything saved though, sorry.

>>742885537
btw why did moot hated her?

>>742903498
This is full /b/ though not half /b/.

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>>742884731

>>742899060
wish i told you i had it

>>742886249
>>742884565
Bean dad here, ask away.

Not joking, I am the bean dad. A lot of that thread wasn't included in that cap including my son being called "yoked" because his retard strength

>>742904915
post evidence plz

>>742904915
It's been a long while, how's it going with beanboy? Any new genius kek stories or things that happened??

>>742904915
is ur son ok?

>>742887942
can anyone finally explain what are those substances?

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>>742883711

>>742904915
Has your son gotten out of his bean obsession?

Bump.
Not letting this die just yet.

>>742891221
what is kidz bop?

>>742901304
Kys stop saving thumbnails you cunt

>>742896120
... wow

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>>742906544
>>742905446
>>742905336
>>742904962
I am afriad it has taken a strange turn for the worse. The beans were just an exercise in diligence and investigation. He is now obsessed with the killing of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. He believes thta it was not OJ that killed them, but in fact his very won son, Jason Simpson, out of a fit of rage due to his step mothers snubbing him for s special dinner he prepared at Jason's restaurant. Jason had a history of violence and was medicated for intermittent rage disorder, which he stopped taking a month before the murders. My son's room is now filled with maps with pns, strings, and pictures, like some kind of weird detective roleplay. I can't say he's wrong about any of it necessarily, but it's been very dark around the house since my wife left him with me and took the other two kids.

I actually tear up when I see the bean boy pic, I think that's why I come back here...beans were so innocent...

>>742897180
A classic one

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>>742896120

>>742883711
FUCK u

>>742883711
die faggot

>>742900158
had a laugh

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>>742908433
>Did you get the recipe

>>742887314
Wonder how many times he has listened to it since...

>>742885407
only true aryans get dubs
no dubs for jews

>>742887639
nah. its not whom people are willing to do it to.
its that they are willing to ruin someones face for the lulz at all.
people who are like that.. you dont want to meet them offline.

>>742883711
Nigger. .gif. should have known

>>742912377
and the rest of the thread?

>>742887643
oh shit, I never noticed that, especially with the excess of ink there.


well that's a relief.

>>742909802
Doubt

>>742893667
Chamber maids cleaning cart.

>>742912689
He's 18 now, have you ever been around an autistic kid? And this isn't my first bean boy update but whatever have your doubts

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>>742910255
laugh has been checked

>>742888552
me too

>>742883711

Kys

>>742899950
triiiiiips tschegged!

THE BEST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APmoU74ZsG4

>>742904505
>1.85 MB
fucking long, but truly a good read. True or not.

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>>742891222

boice

>>742904505
Remember this thread, story was gay I thought it was gonna be better

>>742898331
americans can't

>>742883711
fu

>>742883711
haha, fuck you.

this thread is so good
I like this thread.

Anybody has that very old cap where a guy redrawn all the 1st edition pokemon and posted them with retarded commentary?
shit was absolute cash

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The tale of Old Man Henderson, pt. 1

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>>742917987
The tale of Old Man Henderson, pt. 2

>>742905674
narcotics

>>742904284
Im pretty sure that wasn't moot... if it was, then it was the whole "Where is your God Now?" Ordeal

>>742879536
That's GOLD

>>742883711
fuck u

>>742883711
f

>>742883711
Fuuuck

>>74288371
Woooooooooowzers

>>742883711
jokes on you my mother already died

>>742886091
Thabks for the laugh

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>>742879447

>>742884341

I remember this

>>742884887
top kek

>>742882890
That's fucking /v/ you moron.

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>>742901207
that was glorious. he even went on to say he wouldn't leave r9k anymore

>>742879921
are u blind

>>742918041
>narcotics
oh yeah. golden as diamond

>>742883711
Okay.

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>>742883497
topkek this always gets me

>>742883711
lmao k

>>742883711
Shit

>>742883711
fu

>>742883711
FOOK

>>742914006
HA! you fucking lying son of a bitch

the bean boy post was in 2014, how the fuck does one go from the age of 12 to the age of 18 in 3 years???

>>742883711
This cunt

>>742883711
fuc

>>742883711
fghfghfgh

>>742913242
why don't terrorists do that?