Fortune time with osaka The rules >one fortune per anon >fortunes

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Why can't I forget about people?

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>>742841134
Because your memories will stick to you until you develop Alzheimer's skeltor

>your fortune says first come first served

>>742841313
Mine plz

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What's my fortune, senpai?

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>>742841646
Okay anon this is what the thread is for anyway.

>your fortune says that you will be forced to watch new spongebob unless you accept that god exist

>>742842013
Will I ever sniff osakas butt?

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>>742841996
>your fortune says watch the entire video or die
https://youtu.be/cuD-iCD2oYY
>>742842100
Short answer is no
>your fortune says know when to stop doing things that will only hurt you more

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>>742842345
Looks like I'm gonna die. Be seeing you Osaka

>>742842345
Cute
Let's talk about something. What was your favorite 90s cartoon? Why? What is your favorite animal?

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>>742840831
Pre bedtime fortune roll

Alright.

Hit me with those predictions.

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>>742842787
See you in hell then
>>742842867
My favorite 90's cartoon is Rockos modern life, my favorite animal is the ball python

>your fortune says have a complementary tissue
>>742843022
Winar
>your fortune says to not get so carried away with your luck
>>742843812
>your fortune says you will find out that being gay isn't that bad

>>742844087
Favorite dinosaurus?

>>742844087
Thats better than your 100 ways to die from last night.

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>>742844087
I could use one

Tell me my fortune

Please wake up Alice instead. I don't want this.

>>742844558
This, I need her now

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Will this existential dread ever end?

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>>742844192
I would go with ankloysaurs
>>742844329
Some times I feel like killing people other times im pretty nice but I try to even the order out.
>>742844345
Tomoko
>your fortune says the spam won't stop for now
>>742844469
>your fortune says your penis will stay small forever
>>742844558
I don't really go her threads much
>your fortune says don't shit on things that other people might like

Will I ever get in a relationship?

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>>742844815
No unless you whizz on the electric fence
>your fortune says finish what you started
>>742844959
Depends do you really want a relationship?
>your fortune says take a shower and try to look nice

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>>742844949
True enough

>>742845608
Hi Tomoko

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>>742845608
What are you doing right now?

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>>742845830
Hello
>>742845892
Sitting

>>742845954
How are you? How is work going?

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>>742845954
Me too, you still playing final fantasy or you moved on to something else?

>>742846038
Ehh. Had today off at least.
>>742846195
I played yesterday. It was good

>>742846362
That's good
Gosh a jalapeno thickburger sounds so good rn
What is your favorite menu item there?

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>>742846362
You got any funny stuff to watch?

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>>742846637
Chicken quesadilla or a shake
>>742846723
Hmmmm idk what's funny to you

https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY

oh thank fuck, a thread better than Jillcunt's

>>742847120
I didn't know they serve quesadillas at Carl's Jr. I like shakes too, vanilla is my favorite.

Can I get a fortune?

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>>742847120
I didn't understand what the fuck they were saying
>>742847433
Why do you hate jill?
>your fortune says judge the book by both the cover and the people who like it
>>742847640
Sure
>your fortune says you will get a horrible splinter

>>742847875
why do you like Jill?

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>>742847620
Mhm lots of Mexican food there and not as ghetto as i though it would be. I like mine with Oreo. Would you like my discord or something?
>>742847875
That was the joke. Ok how about a classic
https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg

Fuck me up.

>>742840831
Fortune me, sempai!

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So we calling it the Osaka thread now? I'm down. Tell me my fortuna.

Fuck it.

What's mine?

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>>742847929
Because she seems nice
>>742848115
Its the animaniacs joke
>>742848238
>got cancer
Lucky it isn't autism
>your fortune says if you don't like it then leave it
>>742848616
>your fortune says that you will be raped by rabid dogs on a full moon
>>742848722
>your fortune says tell me your secrets and get rich
>>742848734
Call it whatever you want
>your fortune says bend over sweetie so I can hump you
>>742848918
>fuck it
*bang*
Your dead

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>>742849303
Nope it's the abbot and Costello joke

>>742849303
>your fortune says tell me your secrets and get rich
Me and my fiancee are into ageplay roleplaying.

tell me my fortune pls thx

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>>742849520
What ages?

>>742840831
tell me everything

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>>742849303
Denied. Only fagaronnis take it in the ass.
>>742849520
You got a cool fiancee man.

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>>742849878
Better get used to being a fagarooni then

>>742849721
Me the adult, her generic young (usually schoolgirl but sometimes mid teens). Shit gets kinky at times. I've played her "kidnapper", "teacher", "father", "uncle", and more.

Best sex ever, too. Last GF was a fucking prude who took months just to see topless. Within a week me and my fiancee were fucking.

>>742849878
>You got a cool fiancee man.
Tell me about it. She's fucking awesome. Only problem is she needs to get back into college (she dropped out to pay down some loan or some shit). She should be going back next fall if things pan out well enough.

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>>742850023
Well glad you enjoy yourself anon

>>742848115
That would be nice but I don't have that service. I will get it if you plan on not stopping by here anymore though.

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>>742849417
I know that now tomo
>>742849520
It better not be diapers
>>742849597
>your fortune says you eat my food whether you like it or not
>>742849799
What do you want to know?
>your fortune says the answer to everything cannot be solved by simple science
>>742849878
Its either in the ass or the mouth you choose

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>>742849961
You're a faggaroni.
>>742850118
Ah well it shouldn't be too bad then. You guys sound like you know what you're doing. Best of luck to ya both.

Fuck it what's my fortune

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>>742850208
Nah I will be here as long as I'm not banned or something.
>>742850213
Good. I'm not really sitting on a bunch of funny stuff though.
>>742850349
How?

what's my fortune o sa ka

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>>742850213
>It better not be diapers
Nope
>Ah well it shouldn't be too bad then. You guys sound like you know what you're doing. Best of luck to ya both.
Thanks! Hope everyone finds the one they can do all the kinky shit with alongside the normal shit like just watch movies, hang out and play games, etc.

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>>742850213
I choose immunity.
>>742850458
I dunno.

>>742849303
>Your dead

Only on the inside.

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>>742850670
Spill spaghetti in Tomoko spaghetti date

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>>742850414
>fuck it
You want a bad one don't you anon
>your fortune says do things in a positive attitude
>>742850458
Then you got anything that will expand my mind on certain topics?
>>742850540
>your fortune says Jesus will teach you
the spell of ressurection
>>742850599
It might happen one day but for now im stuck watching old cartoons by myself
>>742850670
You get cum on your hair other tomo just because
>>742850697
What went wrong?

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>>742850599
I'd want a chick that can ageplay too now.
>>742850790
You like spaghetti m8? I prefer fettuccine.

>>742851246
Eurofag?

>>742851198
>>fuck it
>You want a bad one don't you anon
God damn you know me well

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>>742851198
I only know about nerd shit really
>>742851246
Mhm spaghetti is bomb

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should i cook a waifu thread?

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>>742851198
Big deal. Shampoo has animal cum anyways.
>>742851328
No. Americunt.
>>742851455
Nah, you da bomb.

>>742851198
>>What went wrong?
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

>>742840831

Was it a good idea breaking up with my gf before I moved to a new city?

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>>742851523
Don't do it. Anyways, feel like L4D2 rn?
>>742851643
I'd say yes. Long distance is a bitch on most relationships.

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>>742851419
Of course I do it's reverse psychology everyone knows what it is.
>>742851455
I would like to hear it still
>>742851523
Now is not the best time
>your fortune says know your limits
>>742851589
But tomoko I will have raped you in the progress
>>742851641
Sucks to be you
>>742851643
How far away did you move from her?
>your fortune says noting

>>742851796

Thanks friend. I keep thinking about the good times but keep forgetting about why I broke it off with her. Have a good Night op

>>742840831
What does my fortune hold?

>>742851903

I moved an hour away and I have no way of seeing her. No car/money etc

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>>742851589
Not even
>>742851903
If you say everything I have nothing

>>742840831
Me be I'm get dick pierced tomorrow's who' s wid me?
Big ole hole

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>>742851796
i'll be there in a bit i'm ending some wow arenas

>>742851903

if you say so

thanks for the fortune

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>>742851903
But the shampoo fact m8. In a way we've all been raped. By ded animals.
>>742851937
Nighty night then. Good luck.
>>742852011
Yeah I am actually. I'm just being nice.

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>>742852274
Cool cool. See ya there.

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>>742851973
>your fortune says you earned your one way ticket to parsons mental hospital
>>742852004
It was your decision I have no say in it but I would have least took her out somewhere nice one last time
>>742852011
Then you start asking them as I said before I suck at conversations but if you want to talk about stuff from the electric Jew im with you there
>>742852178
Ouch
>your fortune says you will regret doing that
>>742852274
Your welcome
>>742852301
It doesn't bother me tomo

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>>742852301
THanks i guess
>>742852674
Electric Jew?

>>742852726
TV
Kikes own like 90%+ of the legacy media and hollywood

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>>742852726
Yeah like movies, tv, anime anything really im bored being the one that ask questions most of the time.

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>>742852824
Couldn't care less. Most of the garbage on tv I ignore.
>>742852837
Do you like calzones?
>
Tomo

>>742853230
>pepperoni and olives
Niiice

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>>742853230
Of course I do and that looks delicious

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>>742853348
Olives are the best. Good taste
>>742853511
It was my lunch. Having money to spend whenever is nice

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>>742853910
Its very nice,got anymore questions you want me to answer before I force myself to sleep?

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>>742854071
Uh deepest darkest secret you have?

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>>742854334
Welcome

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>>742854531
Heya, I noticed this place isnt being spammed with potassium enrichment and I saw a few familiar faces

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>>742854647
Well yeah. It would be too much for a spammer to recognize posters and know why they hate them.

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Hi anons!
Ebola here!

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>>742854229
My darkest is torturing a frog and always having thoughts about death. My deepest is being diagnosed with mild austim when I was three and having a transformation fetish when I was six.
>>742854334
Hi mina sorry but it slep time for me now if you have anything to say do it now

>>742854843
Thank you Ebola-chan

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>>742854934
Transformation fetish at 6?

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>>742854834
Teue

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>>742855083
Yes I was a werido back then, I felt weird when I saw a person turn into a animal I think I had touch myself back then as well but didn't understood what I was doing at the time

Will anyone ever love me?

Henlo

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>>742855283
I wonder if I work tomorrow
>>742855316
Well im pretty sure you are still a weirdo friend but thats ok.
>>742855323
Maybe?
>>742855358
Hi

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>>742855483
You don't know at least a day ahead?

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>>742855547
No. I know the day of and then for the week.

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>>742855323
I will offer false comfort for now
>your fortune says you will not get the things you want unless you do something
>>742855358
Hola
>your fortune says end things with a blast
>>742855483
That was before now im a quite person also you did ask for them

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>>742855664
Well yeah I did.

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Good night everybody the official thread is over but for the rest of you left will be in charge of this thread

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>>742855937
Night

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>>742855649
Oh wow, that sounds horrible

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>>742856153
Its ok I dont do anything besides work

>>742840831
Gimme

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>>742856962
They sleep

>>742857039
Just my luck

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*yawns*
I'm getting sleeeeepyyyyyy
Good night cutes

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>>742856237
I'm sorry to hear that

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>>742857110
Your fortune is you wont get a fortune from them today
>>742857132
Koume?
>>742857148
Why? Its normal enough.

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im tired

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Hola

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>>742857987
So sleep?

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>>742858011
nice butt

>>742858131
i just got up from a nap like 2 hours ago tho

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>>742858219
Then do something to distract yourself from how tired you are

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>>742858400
meh, cant decide what to do, i wanna sleep some more but my stupid brain wont let me

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>>742858656
climb into someone elses bed

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>>742858853
why would i do that

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>>742859024
To sleep with them

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>>742859104
still wouldnt be able to sleep tho

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>>742859307
I have sleeping pills under my pillow

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>>742859351
why do you keep them under your pillow?

How can i get the love of my life back?

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>>742857268
Every job Ive worked I get my schedule a week in advanxe

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>>742859399
So other people dont find them
>>742859470
Depends on how bad you messed up
>>742859490
every job ive worked I got it the day of for that week

>>742859547
Imagine bad
I that that 10 times worse

yos me please

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>>742859470
kill them and then become an hero

>>742859547
are you not supposed to have them or something?

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>>742859547
I guess it's just different perspectives of normal

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>>742859628
Probably should move on
>>742859686
I just dont want people to know I have them
>>742859791
Yeah I guess so.

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>>742860011
why not

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>>742860130
Because they will make a bigger deal out of it then it actually is.

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>>742860355
is your mom like a crazy anti-drug person or something?

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>>742860556
Nah. It would be a weird confrontation thing and then a trip to a doc which I despise and they will tell me things I already know wasting time and money.

>>742840831
Osaka, my favorite character in Azumanga, tell me my fortune.

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>>742860843
why do you hate the doc?

>>742860959
he went to sleep

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>>742861030
Some reasons from when I was a kid. Also its a waste of time and money usually.

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>>742861353
i mean its not always a waste of time, sometimes you really need a doc, and if you have insurance it should only cost like $20

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>>742862050
Yeah but I dont need a doctor to say yeah you have trouble sleeping.

>>742840831
i need some god damn guidance in my life please

>>742862756
Sure. Don't ask strangers on 4chan for guidance.

>>742862911
pretty good, i guess i'll call it a night

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>>742862756
fuck bitches, get money

I want a reading

>>742863044
Night.

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>>742863111
A reading of what?

>>742863280
meant fortune

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>>742863387
Oh they went to sleep but I can give one. Your fortune is fortunes aren't real and are just made up.

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>>742863452
why so pessimistic tomo

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>>742863648
Because I can't think of a real fortune. I guess I could google sone

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>>742863387
OK found a real one. Your fortune has 2 parts. The good is that you are not paranoid. The bad is that yes someone or something is watching you

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>>742864102
man im super fucking paranoid most of the time, like random noises will freak me out sometimes

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>>742840831
do mine pls

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>>742865052
OP went to sleep a few hours ago

My fortune? :3 if it requires a question: will I ever find someone honest to be my partner?

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>>742865535
no one is completely honest, so no

>>742865603
Wew. Guess it's time to be alone forever. Loneliness > Lies

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>>742865671
someone who just tells little white lies wouldnt be too bad though

>>742865860
Little or big, they're dishonest. They're hiding something for some reason. Whether it is to preserve my feelings or something else... Its still fucking retarded to do this.