Welcome, Anonymous, to Fireside Talks with Balalaika. If you

Swigity swooty I'm coming for that booty.

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>>742816814
I'm just as surprised as you are~ Tonight I thought I'd try something different. Here's to hoping that it works!

Desu Desu, Anon

>>742816680
Say "now be a good boy and fetch mommy some vodka"

Rolling for "i killed nisman"

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Hey, its the burned bitch!
If anyone asks nicely I'll say shit too.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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All new and original with all the same E>

>>742817201
Revy can you moan for me, I need it for reasons... thanks

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I want your glasses.

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>>742817201
Hello Revy, I'm glad you're here, now this thread can really start~

>>742817319
Hey Sky <4

>>742817346
They are pretty amazing.

>>742817201
Hmm.. How about, "Piss off, ya bloody wanker". That seems fun!

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>>742817346
>>742817493
Let's see these glasses
My tablet has a bad camera.

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>>742817493
Rolling~

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"You didn't get dubs so you don't get your Vocaroo."

How the fuck have there not been any dubs yet?

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Re-rolls are encouraged~

>>742817673
Excellent.

>>742817112
>>742817112
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtIyKqA5uP

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>>742817780
Oh fuck, what are you trying to do?!

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>>742817824
Rolling, rolling! Come on, mama needs a new pair of dubs!

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>>742817324
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1BLzjSyb5HY
>>742817540
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15B4xOLcrLw
>>742817493
Let the games begin!

banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana terracotta banana banana banana terracotta pie

>>742816680
alicefags circlejerking on 5 threads wow thats new

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>>742817814
Right? It's a little absurd, honestly.

>>742817855
I honestly considered just reading the link in the vocaroo for this one

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Rolling for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s

please gib de boipucci b0ss

>>742818023
so close too

;~;

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>>742817910
Oh, I know. "Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells"!

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>>742817324
https://vocaroo.com/i/s110jqNJwcz3

>>742816680
Tits or GTFO, attention whore

>>742818151
I am experiencing a lot of complex emotions right now and I do not know how to handle it

>>742817971
>>742817971
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1oN1mN3s4yx

Keep it to one thread

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ROLLING! Come oooooon

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>>742818151
How am i supposed to compete with frog holes?
>>742818149
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ru4fCRnjdq
<3

>>742816680
"Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card! That doesn't make you better than me. You see no one gives me credit because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time, so I have to work for what I have"

>>742816680
>>742816949
>>742817493
>>742817663
>>742817824
>>742817872
>>742818021
tits or gtfo bitch

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>>742818476
No, this is a random thread on the random board. Don't be silly.

>>742816680
Niggers tongue my anus. also the game

>>742818558
Anyone?

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>>742818516
... Wow, Revy. Thank you.

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>>742818476
Someone dared a motherfucker not to.
This was the result. Not gonna be a normal thing I don't think. Sorry to break up the normal slog of trap threads, shitty bait and igsluts
>>742817780
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nG62YqawHK

"I love my daddy's cock deep in my asshole"

>>742818641
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ePAcX8Actn

Say
Uncircumcised penis is unhygenic and unattractive. Every man needs to get circumcised. Cut is better than uncut in every way.

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>>742818746
REVY WHAT THE FUCK

>>742818516
That's not my son, I wrap my rascal two times. Because I like it to be joyless and without sensation.

>>742818797
Rolling for this

>>742818733
First winrar, lady!
>>742816680

Hello Keenan, I'm going to come to your house tonight and kill your grandma and molly, mary-keenan i'm coming for you, jew.

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>>742818023
re rolling

>>742818987
re-roll

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>>742818733
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qlBOje42Gy

That was so boring and predictable.

>>742818987
reroll

>>742818873
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jLYiS6w23E

>>742818558
>>742818873
Bala isn't responding mind doing the favor Revu?

>>742819055
winrar

>>742818860
Reroll

Why are we still here?
just to suffer?
every night i can feel my leg...
and my arm
even my fingers...
the body i've lost...
the comrades i've lost...
won't stop hurting...
it's like they're all still there
you feel it too don't you?
i'm gonna make them give back our past

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>>742819089
You have to get dubs silly~

>>742816680
Best wife ever tbh.

>>742816680
"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

>>742819161
roll

>>742819089
Ok roll again>>742819182

"A-anon-kuuun~ Am I cute???"

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>>742819040
I know and I'm sorry but it had to be done.

"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."

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>>742819040
ROLLLLLLL

>>742818746
I don't like the porn but it sure beats this shit

>>742819094>>742818860

Come on dubbles

>>742819406
rolling for this traps aren't gay type shit

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>>742819266
Here you go! I read the first one! https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dp7NPIYf3L

"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"

>>742818558
>>742818558
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15AfI1fW0ZT
I did this one too, kek

>>742819055
fuckin provide

My name is Alice, and this is my first porn film

>>742819237
roll

>>742816680
Its me goku

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ROLLING

>>742819404
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zSLAAkoj1r

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>>742818987
>>742819055
https://vocaroo.com/i/s07udGAQtUGH

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>>742819455
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1afaGq3rJY6

>>742819515
reroll

>>742819406
Wubalubadub dub

>>742819504
>>742819471
Great. What about the other one.

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>>742819660
Roll dubs again? It's a one for one kind of thing, man.

Rolling for "wendy martin is a cunt"

>>742819716
I can get behind this, fuck wendy

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>>742819605
ohmai

in case I get dubs... umm say...
Hi pie in the sky you're a cool guy who's fly from low to high

(IDK I can't think of anything...)

>>742819708
God damn fry face. Roll

"See, isn't this better than jerking off?"

I'm alice and im a total bitch

>>742819580
ty kermit

>>742819578
Hot, moar pls

>>742819161
roll

>>742819308
Reroll

>>742818873
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kldBZCxwvn

Rerolling for "wendell martins is a dumb taconigger"

Yes!

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>>742819922
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UIrzmPmbf9

That was certainly.. creative.

>>742816680
Are you a trap?

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>>742819815
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JVgG8RYnpf

I have a small feminine penis

what are you? Fucking gay

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>>742819922
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zrtY96cwxr
>>742819521
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1U8ZxXY4cUo
>>742819308
https://vocaroo.com/i/s15OAIscpIjh

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I'm the greatest.

>>742820136
Kermit, dont give me a froge fetish.

all of you are a bunch of fucking virgins jesus fucking christ.

>>742816680
"Alice, I know I'm broke poor and live in a cardboard box in NYC. I know you live in your apartment with your nice clean kitchen and your little bags of tea with your nice comfy job and stuff. But I just want you to know that I have a lot to offer...

>>742820194
I love you

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>>742820170
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1R8FMohb5tq
>>742820138
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12aKswe9LVE

>>742820197
You better do my request Russian Chan or I'll kill you

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>>742819308

>>742820306
Roll for tis

>>742820305
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ngcvP3udwb

>>742820306
roll

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>>742820430
i'm not here to do any requests though.

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>>742820286
Too late!
>>742820194
I'll bet you feel a little gay after reading that last one. Don't even lie.

>>742819161
rollin

>>742819296
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JKSholAgpg

Don't stop believing
Hold onto that feeling

Oh god more weeb attention whores?

"Are you fucking serious? She's only four! Can't you wait two years?"

revy can you read my gay banana fanfic

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>>742820305
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXufuZHD1K

>>742820286
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a slippery Kerminal

>>742820567
Voice still hurt?

>>742820700
gotem

>>742819235
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vdyiOjMwf2
<3

Rerolling "Wendy Marting CANNOT remote view"

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>>742820655
https://vocaroo.com/i/s13LGE6N43lU

I have a bit of a sore throat at the moment. it's bad at the end haha

>>742820306
Roll a second time

>>742820755
Ohhhhhhhhhh shit! Wait rev was that you?

>>742820836
Did you two shoot and killed flag fag or something?

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>>742820700
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1a1CDGXRO

That was terrible and you are terrible for it.

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>>742820655
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJLs7aPlwo

Rerolling"Wendy Martin CANT Remote view"

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>>742820741
nah it got better

Rerolling "Wendy Martin CANT remote view"

>>742820836
fuck you harlot. Where is Alice?!?!

>>742820306
Roll one final fuxking time

>>742820660
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHOryI8KAu

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>>742820836
D'awww!

>>742821124
he is busy

>>742820624
Im a bisexual female and that vocaroo turned me into a gay frog

>>742820836
>>742820985
It's all good, thanks

>>742821199
>he
Alice a cute. CUTE

>>742821195
>>>742820423

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>>742821144
Here you go! You rolled hard for it. https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xfTX9T9kLC

Rerolling for "Wendy Martin produces poor quality fingerpaintings"

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>>742820306
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QUUwWXgtPu

>>742821324
Awwh. You being out of breath at the end made it adorable

>>742816680
p-p-please bully me

I don't mean say that, I mean do the thing.

Hey there everyone,
this is Ryu,
from Streets

>>742821390
Alice makes my no no parts feel funny

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>>742820938
Who else? Glad i found your post

>>742821390
>>742821324
That hit me in the feels.

>>742820983
aha, you said to get creative...

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>>742821324
Rollinnnnnnnng!

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>>742821599
cпacи мeня, пoжaлyйcтa

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>>742821671
I didn't mean in that sense! I am thinking about maybe doing these threads more.

>>742821599
check'd!

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Roolllllingu

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>this pic

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>>742816680
I hate everything... Kill everything.. .Ruin everything... I inflict pain on everything...please just kill me now Ganta. End my suffering...

>>742822227
Hey girls does this count?

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>>742821561
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pbmd4dotbM
>>742821892
Does this mean i get a request? :3
"Oh Revy.. I have been smitten by your brutish charm and careless good looks. With you as my knight, we shall conquer all of /b/!"

"These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark. But I refuse to take them off, because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses."

>>742821892
OuO

>>742819235
rolling for this then!

>>742821758
No one can save us.

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>>742822299
Hahahaha


... Jesus christ, rolling

>>742822299
Sing us a song Revy, I aint gonna let you slide on the practice.

>>742822494
rolling

>>742822561

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>>742822494
You betrayer! You don't even have to roll, she got dubs on top of dubs!

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>>742822497
What would you even want me to sing?

Adolf Hitler was a very intelligent man who was stopped by imperialists and those that do not seek a bright future for those who truly deserve it. Long live the Aryan race.

i can bet my whole life i wont get dubs

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>>742822299
Yes ma'am!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RBaNEyov23

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>>742822582
GRAAAAAAAAAAH

>>742822616

Reroll.

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>>742822600
That's TWICE!

>>742822644
I just did this one, I had to get the right tone for it.

>>742822299
"You bastards you killed fag flag, gore fag and now you are taking over /b/. Great /b/ is filled with femanons now, /pol/ is filled with Trump cocksuckers and reddit is filled with liberal cucks. WHY DID YOU DESTROY MY HOME"

>>742822758
you act like /b/ was ever any good

>>742822732

Reroll 2

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So I have been saving revy's vocaroo's for awhile now... I just looked at the folder and it's pretty big. A little creepy? yes
Addicting to download the vocaroo's and listen to/use them? Double yes

>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WV1WTFwSpY

>>742822227
Hey ladies. I got quads

>>742822848

Reroll 3

>>742822642
Id ship Alice/Revy.

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>>742822860

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>>742822644
Finallyyyyy...
>>742822590
ARE YOU READY?
>>742821892
I've been rolling al thread. Just cuz I enjoyed that little... request, doesn't mean I don't have one of my own.

>>742822833
Hey Revy I got dubs

>>742822893

Reroll 4

>>742822600
Uh shit, uhhhh
Hard mode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zQoQ1ckFxI

>>742817309
Donald calm down. And have a diet iced coke.

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>>742822642
Yeheh.
Not as dramatic as the one I did.
>>742822758
B-but we like flag fag and gore fag
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vsBO1WBrD5

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>>742822933

>>742823001

Reroll 5

>>742822856
Incredible

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>>742822933
You're free to tell me and I'll do it <3

>>742822833
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qKGM9aIXBG

>>742823064

Reroll 6

>>742823150

Reroll 7

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>>742822856
This is my magnum opus
AAAAAAAA

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>>742823150
Need help with dubs? here ya go

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>>742822933
THIS BETTER BE GOOD

>>742822227
Hey Fry Face and Twinkie. Don't ignore my quads

>>742823263
Quads don't work that way, though.

Adolf Hitler was a very intelligent man who was stopped by imperialists and those that do not seek a bright future for those who truly deserve it. Long live the Aryan race.

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>>742823112
Yayyyyy!

Ahem...

"Index is superior to Mikoto in every way and Kuroko is the only girl in the show worthy of being called waifu"

Or alternatively

"Louise, I've been madly in love with you since the day I met you! Now get under my desk, slut."

Your choice~ NO SHAME!

>>742823232
Can Bala talk about her fetishes too? That would be hot

>>742823397
hitler did nothing wrong

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>>742823263
You don't, nor did you have quads.

So no. Newfag detected. Didn't school start already?

>>742822227
Fine one final fucking roll

>>742822227
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0BxqxjMtmlz

>>742823455
OOHH NOW I GET DUBS
FUCKING HITLER

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>>742823531
So edgy.

>>742823665
Hey give me voice direction or all mummies are gonna be maximum rasp

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>>742823406
Alright, you asked for it! https://vocaroo.com/i/s15X4uF4YU72

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>>742823550
Why you gotta do this to me man
https://vocaroo.com/i/s071Rr56EmZy

>>742823495
What, you think you're better than me? With your little petite body and your office job and your nice apartment. That doesn't make you better than me! Now check these dubs and fulfill my request!

>>742821599
>Who else

I had you read that one before, so I figured you'd skip it. Thanks for the read tho!

alice plays logres

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>>742823748
>>742823756
Hahahahaha

Oh my fucking god, I can't believe you'd rather say THAT!

Aaaaaaaaaa

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>>742823889
You didn't get dubs or quads this time either!

>>742824029
That's because it's absolutely true. Index fucking sucks and you know it

>>742823888
>>742823748
Man I'd sure love Andy Sixx's tasty log in my mouth...

this is gay

>>742824280
Roll

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>>742824172
No way. I mean I don't think she's better than Mikoto or anything, though. Oh, but, THE OTHER THING IS ALSO NOT TRUE. YOU'RE PICKING BETWEEN TWO LIES ANYWAY!

I should've had you say that waifus are totally healthy to have and one should have as many as possible.

>>742823232
Rev can you say that everything will be okay for the white race? Ensure us that we will win against the jews.

>>742824333
Well fuck
Incoming

>>742823232
*sexy voice "Hey Alice, maybe it's time you take those clothes off baby. That dusty pussy needs some action. Come here you stuttering bitch..."

>>742824483
kek

>>742824558
Rollo

My name is Lacey, I am 29 and my son andrew is 16 years old. I got pregnant when I was 13. My son is so embarrassed by this.

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>>742824280
I'm not continuing that meme. Not even remotely sorry

>>742824558
Damn roll again

>>742816680
Whatever happened to black lagoon and why wasn't it continued?

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>>742824700
Say instead, "Reimu is the empress of my heart and Louise can go right in the trash!"

>>742824730
roll

>>742824700
Never break your own rules Bala... Those were hard earned dubs

>>742816680
Read as a nervous loli:

"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"

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>>742824798
REROLL

>>742824558
Roll a second time

>>742824742
Didnt make the kind of money to be worth continuing when they can make loli shit for half the price and twice the profit

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>>742818023
Reroll

My name is Lacey, I am 29 and my son andrew is 16 years old. I got pregnant when I was 13. My son is so embarrassed by this

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Alice is scum

-rem

Memes.
The DNA of the soul !
Now there's a pretty meme,
exquisite!

Sorry was taking a shit
>>742824280
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03MTzWjEZMl

>>742824558
Roll a third time

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>>742824798
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0AypTO2QDdo

It had to be done.

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>>742824798
D-don't do that, I didn't do that! Please I didn't do that to you! How could you do that!? Please fucking spare me! I spared you! PLEASE!

First page of mein kampf

Please help, I am so hungry. I no money for food. I am starving. I am fainting from hunger.

>>742825014
where is your evidence?

>>742824558
Roll

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>>742824558
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0K2IVxVMuQD
For your efforts, anon

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>>742825147
please email me at [email protected] and I'll try to help you in anyway that I can.

>>742819498
rollan

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cluster charge going live!

>>742824868
Plz revy do this

>>742824558
Ok roll one final time

I'm gay

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ROLL!

My name is Lacey, I am 29 and my son andrew is 16 years old. I got pregnant when I was 13 My son is so embarrassed by this

>>742825405
roll!

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>>742825322
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JeQJOLEAQ0 Here you go!

>>742825507
rolling!

derp

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>>742818023
Rolling again

>>742824868
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2R2XKGXHj

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>>742825525
C-come on..! I have to get reimu back for that!

>>742825541
let him get tired dont hit bump limit

>>742825300
Wow you really aren't doing the log request. How dare you ignore my trips...

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>>742825586
Tch...! No giving up...! Never say die!

>>742825533
rules are rules

Please help, I am so hungry. I have no money for food. I am starving. I am fainting from hunger.

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>>742825577
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0aAbvAKxaMS

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>>742825646
Gaaaaah...! Once more, WITH FEELING!

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>>742825099
Teehee! Teeheehehehehehehehehehe!!

>>742825100
You thought about doing it to me, and that's why it had to be done... THIS EMPRESS WILL NOT BE DISGRACED.

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>>742825712
c'mon c'mon c'mon!

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>>742825533
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4Zuvc4JG0

>>742825711
wanna see something weird?

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>>742825706
>>742825706
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05lFAKMTJVE

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>>742825829
What is it, Rory?

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>>742825755
Check'd!

>>742825569
Hnng...

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>>742825755
Make it good, Louise!

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>>742825775

pleased

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>>742825755
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0SUs8LJXeUW

sing darude sandstorm pls

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>>742825755
CHOOSE YOUR NEXT MOVE WISELY, COMMONER.

>>742825922
https://vocaroo.com/i/s02unNJqCIPJ

>>742826008
roll

My name is Lacey, I am 29 and my son andrew is 16 years old. I got pregnant when I was 13 My son is so embarrassed by this

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>>742825355
https://vocaroo.com/i/s03Axvebe0Q2

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>>742825755
GOT IT!
>>742825731
Oh yeah!? OH YEAH!? WELL THEN TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS...!
>>742825775
Got dubs. One more time. This is all I need...

"I love you Reimu. You make me feel like I'm walking on air and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Also, you can use my feet anytime you like. That's love."
>>742825731
There couldn't be a better apology. Tch. N-never forget that I sacrificed this once in a lifetime opportunity out of love...!