How c-can I help you today, Anonymous? I'm here for you.

>>742816661
Why?

Alice whats the best way to hide a body? I raped her too, and I tried to clean her out but im worried if its found too soon theyll find my sperm inside of her

>>742816661
Do you give head?

>>742816661
Please just stop, and go away.

Anyone who takes part in these threads. Kill yourself you raging faggots.

>>742816903
i'll see you at the other side friend

>>742816661
What's with the lame typed stuttering?

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>>742816839

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>>742816873
S-sorry, I won't <4

>>742816839
Nope!

>>742816813
S-sorry, that's illegal <4

>>742816984
H-how can I help you, Anonymous?

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Oh, hello there. Good call. Don't mix your Rx's & drugs/alcohol E>

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>>742817146
*waves slowly* I m-made something special f-for tonight!

>>742817003
>>742817106
Well, ya can't blame a guy for tryin' now can ya?

>>742817303
but it's clearly daytime

>>742817303
I rather a humm gummer, dude.

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>>742817348
I c-can and will <4

>>742817411
S-settle down and h-have a cookie.

>>742817303
Awww shit nigga

motha
fuckin
COOKIES

Let's see em!

>>742816661
Your grandparents are very disappointed.

>>742816661
You're a dude dressed as a cunt in ur dads kitchen. get a life

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>>742817475
R-right? they are DELICIOUS

>>742817562
S-sorry, it's my kitchen and I am a biological woman <4 T-try harder!

>>742817477
D-doubt it, they are dead!

>>742816661
Have ASPD but I don't mind and don't go to doctors. Any reppurcussions of allowing this to continue to go unchecked?

>>742817448
Well, fine. Yer one tough cookie! (Sic)

Got a glass of milk to go with them dunkers you been workin on?

I would be ok with this if it was a girl

>>742816661
did you really write on the fridge like a fucking whiteboard?
i knew you were degenerate but damn.

>>742817448
Chocolate chip cookies are THE SHIT. I'll take one, and give part of it to Nano, and you can't stop me!

>>742817641

You're a faggot in a dress untill we see your cunt, cunt.

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>>742817674
You'll c-continue to feel the symptoms and l-lead a short, diminished life <4

>>742817676
L-let me pour you some!

>>742817679
I am!

>>742817712
It w-washes off easily, as it is s-stainless steel <4

>>742817811
Nope!

>>742817772
D-don't, she'll die!

>>742817674
don't worry anon
you are prb just an edgy weeb
if you hit 25 and still continues call a doctor

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>>742817870
>I am!
prove it.

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>>742817983
Already d-done so several times <4 T-try harder~

what else you got other than cookies?

>>742816661
W-why d-do you a-a-a-always s-s-stutter...
Its fucking annoying. Everytime I read it I picture it sounding like somebody who got hit in the throat and lost their speech.

Why are there like 4 of these threads now, Alice?

>>742816661
Hey, Alice. It's anon from earlier. I asked about how to handle some feelings. (Heartburn anon)

I just wanted to say taking it slow has worked, I know asking anyone would've probably yeilded similar results but yknow. Anonymous. Things are only looking up. Thanks.

>>742817983
she got a 9/10 body if youre into petite girls at least. Dont worry, shes a girl. very tight

>>742818015
meh, worth a shot.

>>742817870
you antifa or alt right ?
>shes probably gunna say ''I'm retarded and don't follow politics''

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Hmmm

Will be listening here as well

... i dunno what i'm doing her :/ can i have a sit? oh, and also, hi!

>>742817870
That there sttutttuurrr you got there. Is that from sexual repression? Cause 'n if it is, ya'll need to turn it into sexual progression and fuck 'em all, sept for the 4 legged ones, get my drift.

>>742817890
I'm 26. I've had success socially and people continue to feel deep connections with me while I just don't. Not a lot of negative side effects so far in life. Why bother going to a doc?

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>>742818020
W-why don't you?

>>742818017
Tea if y-you like <4

>>742818059
Why not?

>>742818075
*nodnod* I'm g-glad you are doing well!

where is the best place to meet other weirdos

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>>742818355
You might be brought into a realization you weren't expecting!

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>>742817448
*munch munch*

Mm mm! I could use some milk for these though ;-;

>>742818413
4choad, mate.

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>>742818020
b-b-b-ecause this is what normies w-w-ant now *burp*

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>>742818145
N-neither.

>>742818107
*shrugs* T-try harder, come on

>>742818297
W-what stutter?

>>742818413
I r-recommend 4chan

>>742818208
F-feel free to sit anywhere you like!

>>742818355
More t-to life than success d-dear

>>742818509
G-go ask Sakuya for some!

can I have a hug?

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>>742818624
*wraps her arms tightly around you from behind and gently squeezes, resting her head in the small of your back*

Any time, my love. Any time. Just ask.

>>742818538
T-that stutter, friend. Btw, you make a fine cookie.

>>742816661
My girlfriend wants to try some light-bdsm type stuff where I'd have to dominate her but I don't feel good about it at all. Due to my job and my friends mostly being slightly younger, I'm used to being in charge. As a result, I've been looking for someone whose personality and ideas don't just concede to mine. The reason I fell in love with this girl in the first place is mostly because of how much she changed the way I think through conversation. I worry that her being more submissive in the bedroom could lead to other changes in our relationship. I also worry that she won't be as satisfied unless I make this change even though she just brought it up in passing as something to try.

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>>742818365
ugh, I'm not gonna even bother since you'll just rp.

>>742818465
Like what?
>>742818538
There isn't more to life for me though. I just wanna be successful and buy the stuff I need to continue being happy

>>742818706
you need to kill yourself and all your followers, cringy attention seeking ugly fgt ass bitch.

>>742818771
if you're a pussy then you shouldn't be in a relationship at all

>>742818538
you have some guts (or you are masochist) for doing what you do here. man.. 50% of the comment are negative for you :/ but eh? not my problem. if you are used to this, It's all right.

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>>742818706
im gonna need you to take your cookie's and shove em wayyy up inside your butthole. waaaayy up inside there

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>>742818750
T-thank you!

>>742818785
*shrugs* T-that doesn't sound like me!

>>742818771
*blinks* D-dear, just because you are into light BDSM d-doesn't make you necessarily submissive d-dear.

That;s silly.

>>742818806
S-stuff doesn't make you happy; experiences are f-far better at doing so.

>>742818810
S-sorry, I hate attention <4

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>>742818923
C-can do!

>>742818900
I j-just want to help Anonymous is all <4

If I take 120 mg of Vyvanse in the morning, and then 5 mg of Lorazepam by 8 PM, will that help me sleep easier? Thx Alice

What's your twitch again? Do you still do foot fetish sessions while gaming?

Is having a foot fetish weird? Should I be ashamed?

>>742818810
and you need to do something with your life :/ really, if you don't like this, leave, you moron :/

>>742818928
>>742818928
That's an opinion. What makes you happy isn't what makes me happy. Fast cars make me happy so I buy them. Your coidea of consequences so far do not translate to me. Any real risk here or am I good to keep going?

>>742819045
you are in 4chan... what the fuck man

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>>742818806
I don't know, and that's exactly my point.

>>742819045
It's extremely popular, so no. I personally think it's weird but you have NO IDEA how many people are into feet...

>>742816661
Eat some harmala seeds, some brie, and have a beer. It'll fix you right up.

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>>742819045
Only if you draw shit like this

I don't enjoy anything unless I take adderall or smoke weed. What do I do to stop being a pussy who relies on medicine for a crutch?

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>>742819004
Vyvanse is unlikely t-to help you get to sleep.
But yes, a b-benzo will help counteract an amphetamine.

Just be sure to space them by at least 8-10 hours to prevent undue heart burden

>>742819045
No. It's one of the most common fetishes

>>742819172
N-no, it is backed up by fMRI's and neuroscience

>>742819033
celtyplays
and no I never did that

>>742819215
I'm n-not in pain

>>742819267
W-why do you have adderall?

>>742819267
make some extreme sport. really, if you need drugs, adrenaline is the best you can have without consequence

>>742819379
Sources please

>>742819379
do you have a stutter in real life that affects you so badly that you put it into text over the internet

>>742819463
wut?

>>742818982
There ain't been Anonymous here since just after them Scientology raids, girlie. I appreciate your cookies and kindness, but I'll be off now to tend the range. I'm not from these here parts and advise you to be wary of strangers... they can be... cruel.

**Pats Alice on head**

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>>742819522
Nope <4

>>742819600
Y-yes it has. Just a d-different anonymous.

I've also done this for six years dear.

>>742816661

Why do you stutter?

<hey I'm 31, drunk too much and can't make myself do better, I've plenty of potential according to many, but I'm only happy when I'm asleep. I take 150mg of Effexor xrp daily

>wat do to stop my personal hell?

Thank

>>742819524
Backup with neuroscience and fmri that I can't enjoy experiencing my materials as much as you enjoy a beach weekend or whatever experience. I need some evidence that this is bad for me before I'm going to a doctor. I feel good, people like me, I just don't connect with them the way they do with me

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>>742819694
I d-don't know what you are talking about <4

You s-should NOT be drinking while taking SSRI's.

>>742819754
Oh! well, for my part i don't really feel sentiment like other so... i don't know what you live mate

>>742819894
drinking small amount is okay

Alice I am 18 and have never had a job in my life. I am not a neckboard fag though, I go out, have friends and do things. I am scared that I will not be able to remember where everything is in a store, or maybe I will interact badly with a customer. Everytime I think about getting a job, I punch myself down to the point where it terrifies me thinking about working. I don't know why this happens to me, I have gotten advice from lots of people but it never seems to change me. please help

>>742816661
kys already that and your whore trap friend

Why do you shave your legs but not your armpits?

When cutting, should you go down the road or across the street? Also, which method would cut the most veins?

>>742820007
i have a strong constitution, so i can drink more. but alway drink water after that. really, better for the next day

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>>742820007
On SSRI's? N-no, it is still risky.

>>742820061
S-so? You are 18. N-no big deal.

Focus on getting an education first.

>>742820098
No.

>>742820147
I d-don't shave at all d-dear; m-my body isn't v-very hairy.

>>742820151
You should not cut.

>ctrlf+f
>kill yourself
>2 results
/b/ is gone
kill yourself you worthless whore

>>742816661
My dad died and the person who helped shoot him up walks free as I drown in sorrow and self pity every day. How do I man up and take control of my life?

Alice how kinky are you?

>>742820221
Risky how? I drink a beer every now and again and I take antidepressants, and dont feel a thing.

>>742820151 up to down. but CO2 is less... painful

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>>742820061
18 is not too old to have no job experience, but you do absolutely need to spread your wings a bit..

Is there anyone you can work for locally or perhaps a family friend?

>>742819754
You gonna source your shit?>>742819524

>>742819894

Its an SNRI. Jee I thought u know stuff guy. Don't stifle me!

>>742816661
Alice is someone looks in your window are they a friend or foe?..

>>742820254
K kill him dear

>>742820221
>I d-don't shave at all d-dear; m-my body isn't v-very hairy.

Last thread I saw you had a solid inch of bushy armpit hair in one of your webm.

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>>742820242
Nope

>>742820254
*blinks* I d-don't see how the first sentence h-has to do with the second.

>>742820282
V-very vanilla.

>>742820314
>I did a stupid thing my doctor and the medical documentation I got with my medication told me not to do, and nothing bad happened!
>therefore it is safe!

It's not safe. It's never safe. Don't do it.

>>742820379
An SNRI is also an SSRI, b-but thank you Anonymous, I d-did slip on that one <4

It's harder to manage 4 threads at once than I thought.

>>742820418
T-they are spider man; I l-live on the 15th floor.

>>742820476
C-citation needed.

>>742820356
heu... i never said anything, i just say wut because you just ask source for something, but you didn't specified what :/

>>742820457
Its not a him. I'm not a violent person either for I know it is useless

Is masturbating to a video of a male getting anally fucked through a glory hole gay?

Did you see the eclipse today?
Asked this girl out for a date today, but got turned down, so I watched it by myself.

>>742820518
what's the one thing you're ashamed of that turns you on?

>>742820518
>*blinks* I d-don't see how the first sentence h-has to do with the second.
You give shit advice

>>742820581
... hum... yes? but that doesn't mean your are gay

>>742820221
seriously you should off yourself

>>742820574
Then k-kill yourself instead, f-faggot

>>742820221
that's what I have using as an excuse, but once im out of highschool that eccuse goes out the drain. I know for a fact this mindset isn't going to leave anytime soon. I don't want to end up living off welfare begging for money.

>>742820333
nice trips,
there is tons of people to work for that I could get a job from. My dad is quite well connected so that isn't the issue, my mindset is. One half of me wants to work but my other half is terrified I won't be good enough and that I won't meet anyone's expectations

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>>742820581
P-probably.

>>742820676
I l-like to be teased.

>>742820681
I'm asking you t-to explain.

>>742820642
It w-was okay.

>>742820733
W-why?

>>742820518
I think you are blowing it out of proportion, a small risk of liver damage and potential depression. Both of wqhich are unlikely, anon is fine

>>742820757
Okay. Done deal

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>>742820581
Yes I would think so...

>>742820769
Ask him to help you get a job. The less of a choice you have, the less your mindset will hold you back.

>>742820771
Your pandering to a bunch of autists on the internet, you seriously think this is where you were gonna be at this point in your life? Be an hero faggot.

>>742820771
Do you enjoy being told what to do?

>>742820813
Already did more good today than alive has in 6 years.

>>742819754
>>742819894
>>742820221
>>742820518
>>742820771
??

>>742820771
>>742820771
Is there a way for me to be truly happy or will I always scream and cry at the end of the day as I realize there's nothing I can do to ever get the last moments of my life back where I had a parent? The fact that I'm asking you should imply I'm at the end of options. My life has no value and I know it's what you make it but I can't shake this heavy feeling because it's made me a madman

>>742820813
you can also turn the pages and do what you want except suicide

>>742820518
So I've been hanging out with and sexting this girl who has a bf and they have a kid together. She's sent me some pics, never nude, bra and panties or covering her tits and slit. We're gonna hang out together Thursday, almost certain we'll fuck so I took down my heavy bag, bought a sex swing and hung it. I've put mirrors on the walls and ceilings in my weight room too. I've been reading the kama sutra, got a few different positions lined up moving from easiest to most difficult. I bought some Viagra too so I can keep going after hitting. I love turning my cum and her juices into a frothy mess. The floor is tile laminate with rubber mats so it'll be easy clean up.

>>742821076
You know what to do it sounds like

>>742821081
Nah suicide seems like a good idea, I'll be sure to include your Twitter in the video. Thanks for the plastic advice

>>742821076
N-no anon, y-you should kys.

>>742821140
Which is nothing

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river
London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river
The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
London is drowning, and I, I live by the river
Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
I never felt so much a' like a'like a'like

>>742816661
How can you help me? Fuck of with the written stutter you twat

Has alice shown her penis yet?

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>>742820808
Serotonin s-syndrome, not liver damage. Far more painful.

>>742820908
*blinks* I c-chose to be here.

>>742820940
No.

>>742821076
S-sure, it's called therapy and medication d-dear.

You are a human being god damn it. Your life has value. Go get help.

>>742821109
M-maybe don't try to fuck people who are already t-taken.

>>742821266
Fuck off with the written stutter, you twat.*

>>742821109
lol this is amazing. saving

>>742821225
I know. >>742820956
For the sake of doing good.

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>>742821266
T-too bad.

>>742821288
I d-don't have one

>>742816661
You can help by killing yourself

>>742821257
Suicide... suicide was the answer

>>742821177
what? i just an anon you idiot :/ if you want to die, do it. but you will not feel better after that 'cause ya know, death.

>>742821446
Ok, sorry, Has alice shown her "feminine penis" yet?

>>742816661
kys pls

>>742821301
Therapy and medication? That's some dark shit bro. Therapy to expose the dark sad man that I am and medication to alter my perception while tainting my liver? I need real help

>>742821301
And where is the weight behind the choice Alice? Whats keeping you from plunging into the rabbit hole? You know damn well that suicides the answer. When you're gone /b/ would forget about you within weeks. Pull trigger faggot. Its what your ex wants, its what your parents want, its what we all want. Be an hero, my dear sweet Alice

>>742821301
Not all SSRI's mixed with alcohol cause Serotonin syndrom, there is no medical documentation stating that.

>>742821446
Well you half ass answered my question as you do. That's what I get for patronizing your clearly mentally blabberings

>>742821505
Still it'll be funny linking somebody who thinks they are helping to my death for no real reason

you seem to know medical stuff well so I'm going to ask a bunch of questions

Is anxiety/depression always apparent to the person suffering? is there any way someone could suffer without knowing? I was reading about someone who sometimes forgets to breath and people responded with saying they may have anxiety and just don't know it, that symptoms can be there without the person being aware? I don't know if I am making any sense and I can try and elaborate if you need

>>742816661
Has Alice's her friend shown her feminine penis yet?

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>>742821447
I w-won't though <4

>>742821534
Nope~

>>742821530
I h-have a vagina derar.

>>742821564
P-pretty sure not all medication t-taints your liver.

And yes, you do. Therapy and medication, as I said.

>>742821600
*blinks so slowly, several weeks go by before she opens her eyes*

My ex? My parents? Everyone?
Who cares what they think or want?

It's my life, and I decide when it ends, not anyone else.
And certainly not you.

>>742816661
Seriously I am not a spider. But the 5th floor looks nice from here. Don't check again. Please?

>>742816661
why is there like 5 current threads?

>>742816661
My best friend is depressed and I don't know what to do.

If you have some advice you could copy paste real quick that would be appreciated

>>742821564
go out with people and take your life more... happy?

>>742821753
But you know its true faggot, no one takes you seriously, not even yourself. Nothings stopping you. Kys

>>742821753
That may be the dumbest thing you've ever said. Almost nobody chooses when they die or how

>>742821753
You say you have a vagina, but I don't think anyone believes you, you attention whore

>>742821288
Yea you missed it. bitch is hung af

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>>742821676
No, it's okay. A lot of people, if they've never been happy and have always been depressed, don't understand that it can get better or be better.

If it's all you know, why would you seek more?

>>742821800
C-can you tell me more? More about them? if possible, j-just have them email m-me at [email protected]

>>742821658
oh, well, sorry if it's suppose to be a therapist tread -_-

TITS OR GTFO

>>742816661
Should I drink myself to death or just turn my car on while the garage door is down and die listening to Creep?

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>>742821918
Nah

>>742821936
D-don't care

>>742821921
I d-do <4

>>742822009
N-neither. Seek medical attention

>>742821995
nah

How do i begin dating again? im 35. been in two long term relationships that went happily mostly. dont want to using dating apps. friends and friends of friends are all married. feel creepy talking to strangers, because its creepy to do that. no major glitches here.

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This is for spamming my threads alice
-rem

>>742822053
If you don't care, why do you feel the need to defend it?

>>742816661
Would anyone laugh if i killed myself and blamed this alice chick? Would anyone be in my side post death? I'll take one for the team if it means exposing her for the rest of you

>>742822009
Radiohead is always the answer. Plan /b/ anon kun

>>742816661
Heya, Alice! I'm 15 yrs old and am not supposed to be here, but I just wanted to see what 4chan was all about. I have seen some scary shit on /b/ but it never bothered me until a few weeks ago, when i saw a rape video. I try my best to not go to this site anymore but then again, i don't have anything better to do. what should I do >_<

>>742822169
He isn't worth the time, find a better cause

>>742822053
Good, choose now and blow your head off

>>742816661
thx for showing us how pathetic you and your ego are

>>742822137
>>742822165
>>742822197

fukkin sick. what cockamamie take on brutalism is this

>>742816661
Do you believe that some people were born shit out of luck and will live forever alone?

>>742821965

>>742821800 here, depressed friend guy

He's been cheery for the year that I've known him, with his mild down times. Four or so days ago he stopped responding to most of my texts, today I got him to open up and he sent me 2-3 paragraphs about what's got him down. General stuff like no motivation to get out of bed, everything that used to satisfy him no longer helps etc etc. I would absolutely lay my life down for this man and I'm at a loss for what to do.

>>742816661
hey alice, ever played runescape?

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>>742822164
T-truth is important, obviously.

>>742822169
H-how would that expose me, given you l-literally just admitted it in public.

>>742822099
*nods slowly*

Have you tried joining a sport or club?

>>742822245
She

>>742822273
No.

>>742822278
Nah

>>742822294
No. You can earn a happy ending, if you try.

>>742822169
we will more taking you for an idiot and forget about this one week later

I'm transgender, been on hrt for 2 years. I'm mostly andro, wouldn't say I pass, but I don't look like a dude. I spend too much of my time laying in bed wanting to die, and *getting through* the day pretending to be okay and happy. I haven't figured out how to break this cycle, nor any idea about self care. I care for others, but hate myself so much. I just wish things could have been different.

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>>742822053
Is LSD worth trying out?

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Hey, Alice. I love you.

>>742822192
get ban :/

>>742822294
Y-yes. You s-should just end it a-anon.

yet another medical question

will tinnitus ever be cured in your opinion? i have it and everyday it affects my quality of life, I can barely sleep with this shit. I constantly wake up at 4 am with my ear driving me bonkers. how do I help myself?

>>742822392

>Joining a sport or a club

pretty solid idea. feels a bit gross to do that with an "ulterior" motive, nahmean. but i guess other people in the group that could be doing that. dis was pretty goo advi

>>742816661
You always entertain me.
I may have my shit together better than you, so I don't need advice...
Just wanted to say hi

>>742822392
>4chan is public

>>742822392
You say the truth is important, yet you hide your penis, You hide your face behind a cartoon, and You fake stutter while posting.

>>742822448
k-kill yourself

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>>742822384
Yes

>>742822342
*nods slowly* It s-sounds like he's p-probably had either a break or s-some sort of bad event happen.

I would be supportive to him, but firm; ask him what is wrong and carefully go over his last year to try to find a precipitating event. Then I would suggest he visit his doctor, and put a little pressure on h-him to go visit.

>>742822448
W-what medication and therapy are you c-currently on?

>>742822466
Sure

>>742822471
Love you t-too <4

>>742822641
eventually.

>>742822628
Sage

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>>742822471
we all love you too, hon <3

>>742816661
Alice was 9/11 an inside job?

>>742820151
Go for your carotid artery, its easier to access

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>>742822192
This is bait...

>>742822384
This is also bait

>>742822466
Yes.

>>742822726
Never!

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>>742822501
https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/greyNoiseGenerator.php

plus

https://www.dubslabs.com/

S-should help raise your quality of life CONSIDERABLY!

When I had tinnitus, this helped me get a full nights sleep.

>>742822384
Buying gf, 20gpees

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>>742822554
H-hello love!

>>742822595
Yep!

>>742822628
D-don't have a penis, d-don't hide my face between a cartoon, c-certainly don't fake stutter <4

>>742822767
No

>>742822718
CBT and zoloft

>>742822718

>>742822342 here

Thanks a bunch, will do.

>>742822766
Who is we?