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>>742816657
kys pls

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when do we get to see that giant biological female cock of yours, Alice

>>742816657
I love you Alice

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>>742817007
N-never, as I don't have one <4

>>742817097
I l-love you too <4 Let's s-select a tea!

>>742816657
thank you for my advanced stage pancreatic cancer

>>742816657
What do you look like?

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>>742817170
N-not sure how I did that, b-but let's pour you some t-tea to cure it.

Just kidding, nothing can kill that sort of cancer.

Today is not your day, fuck off>>742816657

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>>742817131

ayyyyy bruh thats a nice spice rack

>>742816657
How do I get motivation to do stuff with my wife and kid and stop being so lazy?

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>>742817219
Lovely tea time
E>

>>742817312
Thats other alice thread.
>>742816661

>>742817219
it's not breakfast, thanks for advancing my autism too

>>742816657
hello alice.

are you american and did you see the eclipes? I personaly am not. so.

thanks for being here. have a nice day.

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>>742816657
Rate me Alice

>>742817452
fat walmart brand Todd Howard

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>>742817186
L-like Sakuya <4

>>742817281
No t-thank you~

>>742817285
I l-like it too!

>>742817312
You g-get motivation FROM doing, you d-don't use motivation TO DO things.

Start small. Do something with them you like. Move on from there.

>>742816657
What's a Sakuya?

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>>742817007
lol

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>>742817441
I am, and I d-did! It w-was pretty neat!

>>742817452
5/7

>>742817532
I am!

>>742817418
S-so?

>>742817219
damn 4chan for not having webm with sound
i wanna hear you nasally uninterested voice

>>742817513
Like what? All I want to do is sleep when i'm not at work

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>>742817513
I like to imagine you look like pic related but you're probably not even white.

>>742817532

Bro you're a pussy. Also I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>742816657
Hello!
Great to see you again!

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>>742817599
T-then go to my vocaroo thread, it's up r-right now!

>>742817607
*blinks* W-what do you do for pleasure then, Anonymous?

>>742817633
W-well, I'm asian.

>>742817668
*waves frantically* H-hello!

>>742816657
What's up with the links on steam having different markers in them?
nice wig btw, Sakuya is secretly my favorite

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>>742817777
It w-was hard to link everything at once!

>>742817719
How come your kitchen is always so clean?

>>742816657
I just watched Kill la Kill. It was awesome. What should I watch next? (have seen Death Note and Full Metal)

>>742817777
checked
>>742817803
replied and didnt check the quads fuckin neck urself m8

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>>742817875
I c-clean it every day!

>>742817803
I don't understand how but maybe Steam has some weird thing with multiple links. Thank you though, you're doing great work here.

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>>742816657
Wait, if you're a trap then why don't you have a deep voice?

>>742816657
I like me sum trap

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I will be listening

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>>742817901
T-try a good anime this time <4

>>742817904
I d-don't check failures~

>>742817994
I'm n-not a trap. Biological woman~

>>742818034
Not a t-trap!


Now how can I help you?

>>742817719
gimme link then

alice is best waifu, i'd love some tea!

>>742817994
She's not a trap.

>>742817719
>>742817607
For the past 3 years I work ~80 hours a week. My wife hates that I dont spend quality time with her. I just sleep....

>>742818148
then get off 4chan you fuckin weeb

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>>742818148
Don't you see an issue with that?

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what is the best flavor tea?

Can you drop something on your kitchen floor and bend down to pick it up? It's... my birthday.

>>742818086
what anime is alice or sakuya from?

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>>742816657
Wish my cosplay were as good as yours...

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Hello Alice...great to see you! Did you see the eclipse today? It was SPECTACULAR

>>742818086
I got friend zoned how do I recover

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Call me!
6097214897

>>742818243
2hu

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>>742818110
I'm Sakuya d-dear! *pours a cup*

>>742818148
That s-sounds rough; are you sure you aren't burnt out?!

>>742818229
N-no

>>742818243
None

>>742818335
Find a qt gf. You'll recover quick then.

>>742818216
I do but there is no way out.... well there is but I aint taking it

>>742818338
>not an attention whore
kek

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>>742818506
.............a change of career perhaps?

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>>742818318
I t-thought it was a little less than spectacular m-myself

>>742818281
K-keep working on it! I l-like it!

>>742818338
Not a thjing.

>>742818522
N-not me <4

>>742818352
thanks anon. sad to hear tho. that anime stuff is really new to me.

>>742818410
I am burnt out. There isn't much I can do though. I might just vanish and live like a hermit in the bush or something

>>742818591
I bet you kiss girls faggot

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>>742818661
Then w-why are you not taking a sabbatical?

>>742818691
Only w-when they want it~

Sakuya, for the past 3 years I haven't progressed in university - I lie to my family that I'm advancing and I'm supposed to be graduating this year. Gf broke up with me because she got tired of being my co-conspirator. What should I do?

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How do I give love when love is something I've never had?

hi op I'm a girl and i like this guy... we arent dating but he is giving me mixed signals all the time and its driving me crazy!!! we talk all the time and really connect and stuff and its really nice and i feel like we are perfect for each other...he makes me feel really great and understood and he says he feels the same way about me but at the same time im not the only girl hes pursuing... it makes me so confused you know? its like im not enough or something and i get so jealous because when this other girl is around he lights up and i can tell he really has the hots for her but he doesnt show that kind of lust for me at all, he ignores me when she is nearby and acts like he wants to hide that we are as close as we are... it makes me feel unattractive and unwanted but then as soon as were alone again he reassures me that im not crazy and he really does feel that way about me and I have nothing to be jealous about! but sometimes I feel like all of it is just sweet talk and im just a pit stop while he looks for hotter girls or something... the other girl has some complex bs going on and wont date him so what does that make me?

>>742818776
seppuku

>>742818753
Need money. Can't afford to.

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There's a comicon in less than a 4 months and I need to scrape up money for it quick. About 200 dollars! How do I do it?

>>742818825
Tell him you will do anal. That will fix that really quick.

>>742818776
What subject do you study?

>>742818980
Medicine.

I'm lonely and depressed all of the time.
Now I started taking some opiates because it makes me happy. Nice habit right?
What should I do? It's the only thing that keeps me going. I'm 100% going to be an addict if I keep this up, but if I'm not on It I just cry and want to kms.
Can you give me some advice Alice?

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>>742818776
Why haven't you made progress and why are you so complacent about it?

There's already a fundamental solution to your problem and it is not by far an easy one.

>>742818825
Make it clear to him that you want to date, or at least be closer. Guys are retarded like that. She might have him as his backup, so don't let him make you his backup. Got it?

>>742818848
You need THAT much?

>>742817719
Link vocaroo thread

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>>742818776
Oh j-jesus.

How far behind are you?

>>742818813
*smiles softly* l-love is a one way street dear; you give as much as you c-can and hope it is reciprocated....

but it never has to be.

>>742818898
Email m-me at [email protected]

M-maybe I can hjelp out <4

>>742818825
W-wait, he is going after another girl?

Then dump him. Duh. You deserve better.

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>>742816657
Sakuyaaaa~

Alice said to ask you for miillllllk for my cookiiiies :<

Please?

>>742818835
I think about it every day, went to therapy and seeing a shrink - on anti depressants. Not sure if should, or tell the truth face judgement and live my life according to the consequences.

>>742817131
give me some earl grey sakuya3d im gonna need it

ive been in a long-distance relationship with my gf for about a year and ahalf now. She's in south america and im in new england and we've been talking about meeting for a while now. She's got no visa or job though, and refuses to accept any money from me. It's fucking frustrating, and on top of that we're both super horny all the time and spend hours every day just talking about what we want to do to each other and sending each other pics and vids. It's driving me fucking crazy not being able to express any kind of physical affection and all i have are stupid fucking words. We just end up driving each other crazy and going off to masturbate. It's not enough. I want to hold her and kiss her and shoot my load deep inside of her and hear her moaning my name in my ear. I know for a fact that she does want to meet and make love and just be together physically but she gets super anxious whenever i bring it up. I feel so helpless in all this

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>>742819081
No doubt you're feeling the stress then, but you know what man, all things must pass, even these feelings. You're graduating this year, so don't quit now, you must have worked hard to get here, Don't throw it all away now.

>>742816657
S-SAKUYA???

WHERES ALICE??

>>742819216
seppuku or tell them, either way will be devastating to your family, especially if they have been footing the bill for the university education.

long term, seppuku will hurt for life, telling them will hurt for a short time but it is something that will heal over time and you will feel better for getting it out.

>>742819134
poo in loo

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>>742819185
MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT NIGGA

>>742819134
You ever been cheated on Alice? And is it ok to forgive the guy?
>Inb4 tits or gtfo

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Alice, what do think of this?

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>>742819083
Opiates d-don't make you happy; they p-provoke release of dopamine, which is m-making you happy.

You have depression. You need to seek medical attention QUICKLY.

>>742819126
C-can't!

>>742819185
S-sure, here <4

Hello I would like to book an apointment

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How do you go about repairing an old friendship you wish to fix (E.I you where able to become friends again but you don't know how to bring it back to its former glory)

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>>742819134
Is it really love if both parties don't feel the same way? Otherwise is it not just a lust of the blood and a permission of the will?

>>742816657
>>742816670
>>742816661
>>742816680
Why?

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>>742818898
Get a temporary job!

Something easy and easy to quit.

>>742819083
Trust me dude, you want to see a shrink before you end up in rehab. One is willing, one is not. Feel me?

>>742819224
Videocall her, ya nut.

>>742819469
I'm open! Alice is always open too.

>>742819482
Set the shit aside and ask them to go do something.

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>>742819224
Whew. T-that sounds rough d-dear.

Are you SURE she isn't playing you?

>>742819305
C-check the catalog <4

>>742819453
N-nothing.

>>742819469
Y-yes, please email m-me at [email protected]

>>742819438
Yes.
Sure, but you are an idiot for doing so.

>>742819520
Y-yes. Love c-can be unrequited.

>>742819482
Have y-you tried talking to him?

>>742819548
autism

>>742819438
postem

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>>742819548
W-why not?
Because I can <4

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>>742819562
Well I do but I just don't know what to say to her anymore cause I'm scared of saying the wrong thing

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>>742816657

>>742816657
Alice fag you look like you've lost some weight since I last saw your thread. Are you sick?

>>742819341
>>742819134
I'm 2 years behind. My therapist told me I should keep lying another year - just say that I have to make up some courses. Yes they payed for everything. I had panic attacks at the start when I began missing classes and then I had panic attacks about panic attacks and I din't seek help till my GF left me early this march. I've been going to classes and studying, the meds help - I don't want to kms. What do you think about the therapist's advice?

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>>742819381
But really though anon :<

>>742819456
Ooooo, thank you~

>>742819795
unless you consider severely weaponized autism as a sickness, I think (s)he's fine

>>742816657
just kys already faggot

>>742817131
>>742817219
You need to get more Sakuya pics now.

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>be me
>gf of seven years breaks up with me several months ago
>Tells me if she wants to be my friend I need to give her 1500$ that I supposedly owe her for what she did for me
>Several weeks later, the amount goes up to 6000$ and I'm now supposedly doing this so she won't hate me
>#Goes up to 13000$, now it's just me helping her to be a friend, meanwhile she continues to treat me like dog shit
>We're okay after a month.
>Be retarded me, don't listen to all of my friends and believe in her bull shit and give her up to 5000$ because I care about her, I've lost all hope the relationship could be saved at this point, just trying to do the right thing.
>Have concerns about continuing to do this, bring it up and offer an alternative or some way to make me feel less exploited
>I get shit all over and told that I'm being controlling & selfish
>I say fuck it and stop giving her money, stop talking to her, cut off all contact as I'm finally getting ready to move out and just disown her
>She won't stop calling me and crying about how she's going to miss me
>Literally don't feel any way about it anymore. She was my best friend and after several months of dealing with this I have no tears left to cry, I just want out and to move on with my life because I can't trust a word she says

Why is it so typical of you women to treat men like a fucking resource?

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>>742819834
At least you're catching up, somewhat. At this point forward, take life one bite at a time.

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>>742819736
Throw away your fear! Cast it aside!
Nothing will be born from fear but more fear!

If you say something wrong, correct it!
If you do not have the words, paint a picture!
If you cannot figure out what to do, do what you can!

Make the future you want with your own two hands Anonymous. Or forever be swept away by the stream of time.

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>>742819795
I'm always s-sick.

>>742819834
Your t-therapist seems t-to have a good idea. B-but I would also l-look into more ways to cope w-with your obvious anxiety disorders.

>>742819863
I'm n-not autistic.

>>742819884
No.

>>742819891
Fine!

Wait are you a real therapist, Alice?

Let me be quick I have a girlfriend and our anniversary is coming up she expects me to make it the most expensive shit I can afford but thing is I'm low on cash and plus what do I even get her?

>Alice...., is your real name Shollese?

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>>742819966
I know that meme very well. Yikes.

Just take it easy for the next dozen months, mmk?

>>742820113
If she is expecting a lot of shit or expensive shit, she's not a great fit for ya. Maybe put your heart and soul into making something nice for her? What does she like?

>>742819554
>Videocall her, ya nut.

we've tried, but her internet connection isn't stable enough for it. Internet is expensive where she's at, so the best she's able to work with is her phone's 3g data plan. That's another frustration of mine- I want to pay for her internet, but again, she refuses to accept any money from me, preferring to deal with all the lag and other issues stemming from a shit connection. Her independence and refusal to accept handouts or pity is one of the things I love about her, I just wish she'd stop viewing the concept of me paying for her internet as me doing her some kind of favor she's supposed to pay me back for

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>>742819966
It isn't. Your sample size is too small to make that assertion.

>>742820083
I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist <4

>>742820113
W-why not make something hand maid?

>>742820132
Nope!

>>742820217
Well she is very chill hard to make her mad like very hard plus she is also a gamer

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>>742820299
How about divorce court? That a big enough sample size for you?

>>742820217
Yup. Got a lot of working on myself ahead of me.

>>742820299
Your name was japanese or something right?

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>>742820293
She's got one hell of a will, I tell ya. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make her drink ye... so perhaps suffice with voice for now?

Both of you need to put actual effort in splitting a visit 2-ways. That won't be cheap, but it will be worth it.

>>742820335
Find something from a videogame franchise she absolutely adores. It doesn't have to be fantastic or expensive, but if she doesn't have it and loves it, the deed is done.

>>742820537
And an actually worthwhile girlfriend.

>>742820299
Hi Alice! You're awesome. I hope you get as much love as you give, maybe not from here, but from people close to you.

Been debating as to wether or not I should date a friend of mine I've known since 4th grade. Had a crush on her since 6th grade but was too beta to say anything by 8th grade, last year together. We go to different high schools now, but plan to get a job together working at a vet clinic owned by my mother, helped her get the job. We've been texting pretty much daily for the past two months. She and I have very similar interests and I think that maybe after getting re-oriented with her I might ask her out.

What do, Alice?

>>742820299
I dont believe that. There's too many coincidences

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>>742820717
Not Alice, but things are looking good to me!

I say go for it Anon.

So, 5 days ago my girlfriend of 2 years left me.
Our anniversary is the day after tomorrow.
I dont think I will be able to take it. I haven't even come to accept that she has left.
I really dont know if I will be able to make it through that day and I fucking mean it.
I also dont have anyone to babysit me.

How old are you anon? Be honest

>>742820650
Well she is kinda everywhere she likes a lot of games Strategy and fops are her main focus would you like me to go into further depth?

>>742820717
Ask her out anon. Seriously. If she says no then you can move on, if she says yes you've got a hopefully excellent relationship. If you don't ask, you'll regret it.

>>742819562
>Are you SURE she isn't playing you?

Positive. We talk all day every day and know pretty much everything there is about each other. She's nervous and apprehensive about the visa and passport situation and also about actually having sex (she's a virgin). Her options for going through and getting it all sorted out are sort of limited with her no job thing and complete refusal to accept my money. I just wish she wasn't so stubborn about the money thing.

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>>742820537
D-divorce court d-does not magically imply all women or even most t-treat men as resources.

>>742820679
T-thank you <4

>>742820717
W-why not ask her?

>>742820785
N-not sure youj know what coincidence means.

>>742820904
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* T-tell me about her, Anonymous.

>>742820904
Get outside. Exercise. Go do something, anything, just don't stay inside and sulk about it.
The outdoors and physical exertion is the only way I've stayed sane these past few months.

>>742820717
Go for it just make sure she is not going to play you.

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>>742820717
Hell yeah, sounds good.

>>742820904
Shit isn't going to be easy or fun to deal with for a long time, bro. It gets easier each day. The best thing you can do is put yourself in social situations and spend time with people who actually care about you.

>>742820918
24.

>>742820981

Hey Alice. I got the job.

I'm fucking crying right now. I spent my whole life living like a poorfag. I came from basically nothing, and with the way this job is... I basically can't get fired.

The job is easy for me, but it took me so long to develop the skills and get the certifications, and just.. get here.

I can build,now. I don't have to be hand to mouth, no more paycheck to paycheck. I just...Im so relieved.

>>742820981
So I guess you've never forgiven a cheater?

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>>742820981
You asked for a good sample size, I provided one.

>>742821295
I forgive you

>>742816657
W-what's u-up with the s-s-stuttering?
C-could you just w-wait a s-second and t-type it out? This f-famous guy n-named S-Steven is s-stuck in a w-wheelchair unable to m-move, and he w-writes b-books and s-stuff like that, and he's c-crippled.

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>>742820968
T-then what is t-the problem if YOU visit HER?

>>742821253
Yay! T-that is amazing Anonymous!

I'm SO happy for you! What shall we do to celebrate?

>>742821338
T-that isn't a good sample size of t-the actual question at hand.

Try harder.

>>742821460
D-don't know what you are talking about

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>>742821253
Fucking awesome, dude!

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>>742821460
To be honest, stuttering in text kinda becomes second nature :v

I-I do it too, but just sometimes

>>742821532
book a hotel with trivago

>>742820888
>>742820941
>>742820981
>>742821142
>>742821182

Thanks mates. I'm feeling pretty confident about it.

>>742821532
>>742821570

I don't know what we should do to celebrate. I know with what Im making now I'll be able to help my mom out with her debt. I'll be able to pay off my tudent loans and other debts.

As for celebration, I mean, the standard get together with all my friends and get hammered sounds good. But really I just want somebody to be proud of me.

I've spent so many years, trying to get where I am that I've kinda neglected my emotional health. Went through the military, combat deployments, and a shitton of hard schooling. I've been on my own since before I was 15.

So for now Im gonna get hammered, and then I think I'm gonna go find somebody to run their fingers through my hair and tell me I did good, as gay as it sounds.

>>742820060
It's hard, the past 5 months when ever I sat down to study I start having anxiety attacks, I start thinking "Why din't I do this before?" and I start thinking about my GF who is also a med student and she actually studied and advanced, she'll be graduating at the end of the year. I just break down and start crying till I get a hold of myself - studying and attending class is difficult because I'm constantly berating myself as I do it. The only time I find a moment of peace is if I'm in the gym or playing world of warcraft. Then I get anxious cause I played world of warcraft. This is some fat bastard shit - I'm static cause I'm anxious and I'm anxious cause I'm static.
Help?

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>>742821915
*nods*

Good to hear, honestly. I hope it goes well, cheers!

>>742821532
>T-then what is t-the problem if YOU visit HER?
It's a spanish-speaking country and I don't know a word of the language. I also have to work. It's only twice a week, but impossible to get a day off.

Also I don't think her mom would appreciate hearing her little daughter getting fucked hard in the next room by a fat american pig man

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>>742821945
I'm proud of you, Anonymous.
Very very proud!

Hey Alice. I've eh...I've been looking at traps lately. A lot lately...Idk why I'm into it. I've never considered myself to be gay or bi. Any ideas?

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>>742821945
Wow, lewd. I would worry about the debts and such first. Try not to get toooo hammered...

>>742822047
She might be ok with it actually.

>>742822250
Well you may not have considered it, but you may just actually /be/ that kind of way. It might have something to do with which way your dick hangs in the morning.

>>742822250
Look at somthing else
I know become a member of tachankas religion

>>742821532
what size are your areolas

I literall haven't talked to any of my friends for 4 fucking weeks. Before we had day to day contact.
The truth is that I have mostly been lying in bed crying and not really anything else.
I need some kind of excuse to tell them why I have been away. I'm pretty sure that I couldn't tell them the truth.
The problem is that I am also scared to contact them and the longer I keep doing this I just make it worse

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>>742821945
ya don did gud kid
*strokes you hair no homo*

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>>742821979
I w-would ask your psych about beta blockers; t-they can block the effects of that anxiety and help y-you get back to baseline!

>>742822047
W-why not? Great way t-to raise multiculturalism.

To be serious, start learning Spanish dear. You are gonna have to man up and do it some time <4

>>742822250
S-sounds like you are bi

>>742822458
S-size of a....quarter?

>>742822470
Just t-tell them the truth, Anonymous. It'll b-be okay, I promise.

>>742822250
i'm afraid you are gay now anon
i mean, there's no way you can like a trap if you are not gay

>>742822470
Pick up the phone call them and tell them sup sorry it's been a while been on vacation wanna meet up? That's my answer

>>742822470
Sounds like schizoid behavior, are you struggling with some serious shit right now IRL or just had an onset of "retreat into the cave and hide" couple of weeks?

>>742822539
Or just man up and tell them the truth anon

>>742822539
would you draw an accurate representation of your areolas on your whiteboard for us?

>>742822539
>To be serious, start learning Spanish dear. You are gonna have to man up and do it some time <4

she's going to help teach me but first we need A GODDAMN STABLE ENOUGH CONNECTION gdhsfdser

The fuck is this chick doing in Alice's house

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>>742822470
What onset of all of this?

Has anyone reached out to you?

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>>742822794
No

>>742822865
I r-recommend a sat phone!

>>742822873
I laughed.

>>742822912
prude

>>742822539
Alice are you still a virgin?

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This is new.

>>742822539
The person I am to them would never fall into hopelessness like me. None of them really know me, even though I have known them for years.
I certainly think that they would think I am weird etc.
I dont really think that any of them would even like to talk to me especially because I have always been this fun guy and that is basically the only reason they hang out with me in the first place

>>742816657
Are you single? Alice never answers my emails. Maybe you are less picky.

>>742822865
Download Duolingo on your phone and start learning spanish. Watch spanish movies with subtitles on - download Michel Thomas Spanish Courses audiobooks from a torrent and start learning on your own. Duolingo + Michel Thomas is how I learned french in about 3 months.

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>>742822984
N-no.

>>742823045
Not at all.

>>742823113
You are w-who you are, Anonymous.
Tell the truth. Be who you are.

>>742823119
I am, b-but I'm MORE picky.

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>>742823045
5 threads? Maybe...

Hello Mamizou

do you need anything?

>>742817131
Why shouldn't I kms?

>>742823113
Get better friends that will trust you or get into gaming that's how I met some of my friends by playing video games and fucking around and also be yourself dude don't put up an act

>>742823113
Just tell em you've been feeling down on the ropes and tangled up and busy. Several people have asked you what caused the onset, wanna at least tell us anon ?

>>742823113
buddy, that's not how friendships work. No one's going to think you're weird for getting depressed. I guarantee you that not one of them is under the impression that you're perfect. If it's really been 4 weeks then they're probably worried about you.

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>>742823339
W-why should you? Let's s-start there.

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>>742823182
Well the concept of the threads isn't new. Just that now you're Sakuya.

>>742823257
Not really just popping in. I'm no stranger to these threads, I've just been at work or busy doing something else whenever these threads appear.

>>742820060
But you are a man?

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So!
I cast my first spell during the eclipse~ I'm totally a witch now
...r-right?

>>742823454
This. 100%.

>>742823551
What was the spell?

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>>742823339
You're beautiful. c:

>>742823482
Oh, well hi!

>>742823532
Only if it works!

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>>742823482
I'm d-doing four threads at once.

>>742823528
I am a biological f-female.

>>742823532
M-maybe! What was t-the spell?

>>742823637
so you are biologically male

post boipucci

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>>742823632
Howdy!

>>742823637
Oh....oh god.......

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>>742823637

It was a three part affirmation!
I dedicated myself to studying magic and the path of the witch
I dedicated myself to being the best me that I could possibly be
I dedicated myself to making the world around me as bright as I could.

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>>742823685
Nope. I d-don't have one to post, as I am a f-female.

>>742823794
W-welcome to my special hell.

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>>742823823
S-so you didn't do the "no food" spell?

No, you are not a witch.

>>742823839
have you ever wondered what it would be like to not have as profound autism as you currently have? if so, what conclusions did you draw from the experience? also post boipucci

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>>742823839
RIP in peace. I'll notify your next of kin.

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>>742823938
I'm n-not autistic, and I am a b-biological female.

>>742823966
I'm d-doing fine actually.

>>742823823
You need to cast the
Reich spell

Where are your nudes?

>>742823823
hey Nino! how's it hanging?

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>>742824022
Too late. Next of kin notified.

Also, check 'em.

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CLUSTER
CHARGE
GOING
LIVE

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>>742824110
W-who knows or cares?

>>742824268
Checked~

>>742824292
check mine please cunt

Can you rap for us?

Alice, how are you so adorable and how can women reach your level of prime greatness?

>>742824457
+1

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>>742823866

But I love food!

>>742823938

I often wonder what it would be like not to be autistic

>>742824085
.
The who to the what?

>>742824209

I've decided to become a witch!

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>>742824313
I d-don't see em.

>>742824457
I'm n-not, and plenty of women are b-better than me <4

>>742824519
Thanks Bell <4

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Credere, obbedire, combattere!

>>742824550
good luck with it <3

>>742824022
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWaU7OcE0F

>>742824550
>>742824553
do either of you use your shower heads to masturbate, if so how frequently and a brief rundown of the feeling/thought process that occurs during

>>74282455your going to resurrect a dead person and if you want il help you

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>>742824728
N-no.

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kill em all!

>>742824553
So, what's the difference between this and Alice thread?