The leader of your country took off his glasses and stared directly

Wtf... Dc isnt even in totality...

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>>742795406

>>742795406
He is out glorius leader he does not need glasses for he glows brighter than the sun and stars

>>742795406
Thats how he gains his orange powers

Fake news

>>742795484
And you rushed to post this because you love his nuts

>>742795406
He is not my president.

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yeah no shit my nigga donny trump aint no pussy

>>742795648
Oh are you from africa or something?

He didnt stare into the Sun, the Sun stared into him

Badass or dumbass

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>>742795406
DRUUUUMPFFFFFF
IMPEACHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>742795778
This

>>742795406
The media is retarded "eclipse of the century" settle down now.

>>742795406
not surprised if this is true and not some photochop

>>742795406
Staring directly into the sun gives you super powers

>>742796000
trips of truth

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>>742796000

>the leader of my country
No I live in a good country

>>742795973
He looked up at it without the glasses for a half second I don't see the big deal.... probably just comparing what people would see without the retarded glasses

>>742795406
it's okay I didn't wear glasses either and my eyes didn't even hurt and it didn't even leave an afterimage

Lol, OP is too pussy to look at the sun without 28 rolls of bubblewrap and a spacesuit.

>>742796220
>see without the retarded glasses
not much after staring at the sun like a derp lord

>>742795406
of course he did.

That man is as sharp as a grape.

>>742795935
this. it happens every year, sometimes twice.

>>742795406
Thats how powerful he truly is
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>>742796850
Its the first time since 1918 that it will cross from coast to coast of the US sooo yeah, eclipse of the century

>>742797102
>1918
>2017
>19
>20
>Implying it's still the 20th century and not the 21st century

>>742795406
It was a blinking contest.
Obviously Trump won.
Scientists are amazed. Been on telly all day.

>>742797250
nice.

>>742797250
How did i imply that its still the 20th century?

>>742795406
He is actually a business genius and, uhhh, he can make deals and uhh, make america great again

>>742796850
I, uh
I think maybe you're missing something about this

>>742795406
Don't know where you're from.
But there's a strong chance your leader welcomed terroists and rapists into your country with open arms.
I'd rather my leader hurt himself, than hurt his people in some vain attempt to show how progressive he is.

>>742795406
>>742795406
Damn. Look at that man absorb cosmic energy as planets align for him personally. It's a biblical moment when a man runs a country from a building under his own name as he revs up redneck and racists to hate his troll right army from internet power reflecting from satellites as they battle under the sun he gains power from. Will he be in history books for years to come? No joke this is big stuff. It's huge.

>>742796850
Cloudy days are not clipses

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the eclipse looked more epic without the glasses

I bet you have never entered water without a life jacket either, have you OP?

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Chandy approves this message.

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just

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>>742798440
one

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>>742798477
glance

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not fake news at all

>>742798719
that picture is shooped.

I can tell by some of the pixels

>>742798719
kid looks like he just shat himself

>>742797855
what am I missing? we're getting another one in 2019 in the south and one in 2022 or around then in the north. that's just within the next few years. we get several eclipses in this country every century, why is this the eclipse of the century?

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>>742795406

>>742798719
come on, man. it's funny to see him staring at an eclipse, whether you like him or not.

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>>742795406
yes, the leader of our country is a stupid twat.

hes an idiot, but its virtually nothing. youve spent more time looking into the sun driving and suddently needing to lower the visor because...the suns in your eyes

this time it was to witness a once in a life time event, big deal.

>>742795551
Screw that jaundiced fuckstain.

#solareclipsechallenge

>>742800443
this. if youre not in that ribbon of totality where it gets dark, its not any worse than briefly glancing directly at the sun. find a picture of him looking at it while it's dark at totality, that would be the incriminating one.

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>immune vision against solar radiation

Confirmed God Emperor of Mankind

>>742797102
What's so special about it going from coast to coast of the us?

>>742795778
And it saw a monster.

>>742800393
aww somebodies butthurt.

>>742798038
You drank too much of the koolaid. The crime rate for immigrants in the United States is lower than that of the native population.

>>742795406

MY FUCKING SIDES.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>742795406
YOU HAD GLASSES?!

>>742798038
soooo.... he is looking directly into the sun, like a 4 year old, to protect you from the terrorists?!

>>742800664
That's actually the only time it's safe to view without protection, retard.

A glance at the sun isn't going to hurt anyone. People do it all the time.

>>742801646
Your reading comprehension duck. Stay in school.
>>742801959
If you wanted a (you) just ask. Don't be retarded for attention

>>742802101
no.

>>742802101
This guy gets it. If you can't handle looking at the sun for a brief period of time your genes are weak and should be removed from our race.

>>742802101
then do it right now

>>742802186
Your writing skills suck. My point was that Trump isn't protecting us from rapist and thugs. He's seeing to it that innocent families get deported because it's politically advantageous. He's a sociopath.

>>742802186
>Your reading comprehension duck.
So do your writing skills, genius.

>>742795731
pussy ass bitch thanked putin for expelling our diplomats. if he wasn't a bitch we'd have a gov't stand off until they funded his stupid fucking wall.

>>742795406
Trump is a putz. But seriously, who didn't glance directly at the eclipse for a second?

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>>742795551

>>742795778
trump doesn't bare arms, he arms bears

>>742795935
the last one was in 1910

>>742800212
It crossed the entire continental U.S., meaning they could market it to everyone not just the few fucks who live in Guam or something.

>>742802210
Can you really go blind staring at a solar eclipse? - CNN - CNN.com
www.cnn.com/2017/08/10/health/how-to-safely-watch-the-eclipse/index.html
4 hours ago - The only time you can look at the sun with your naked eye is A) if you're in the path of totality, where the sun will be completely covered by the ...

>>742802633
no, it was last year. they happen twice a year

this is one nation UNDER GOD. Not under anything else. in GOD we trust. Not your muslimor jewish god but the CHRISTIAN GOD.

too many faggots want muslims to be in power and they would RUIN the government because they don't want free speech.

Come back to GOD. JESUS. Before we lose all hope and become MARXIST like JORDAN PETERSON PREDICTED

>>742795406
Look at the kid. Posture's just... wrong.

Is he on the spectrum?

>>742796220
they teach you in the 6th grade not to stare into the sun. your country is being ran by a man with a 5th grade eduction level

>>742802715
only a small ribbon of it though. not the entire us.

>>742802720
lol no.

>>742796259
alpha as a drunk yokel

>>742802769
Driving distance.

>>742797250
nazi

>>742802890
1k miles is not driving distance.

>>742797854
he's a business pariah. he's the goiter on his defunct business council

>>742800733
that's fulgrim

>>742802801
Well, there's certainly no way for me to dispute such a concise and comprehensive explanation. You have me at a loss, sir, and I am therefore convinced that the astronomers who'd previously advised me were ill informed. I bow to your superior wisdom.

>>742798038
charlotteville was domestic terrorism birth by his hate rhetoric empowering bigots across the country. look into the manchester bombing, that was bc of him too

>>742802949
Majority of the country was within driving distance, which is as close as you'll ever get since totally is always a narrow band.

>>742803154
> totality

>>742798253
the rays of the sun are still hitting you moron

>>742803100
im sure you know a lot of astronomers.

>>742795406
>>742798719
inb4 "the leader of your country wore these stupid looking paper glasses"

>>742801575
>calling other people butthurt to cover up how butthurt you are

>>742795406
>>742795406
i did it too... whats the big deal

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>>742806109
Fuckin' nice.

>>742806109
Looks like the cover of Daft Punk album.

>>742800409
LOL

>>742795648
Something only a nigger would say

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>>742798719
yes it is

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Donald trump is charging his power level.

>>742798440
Is he telling god that he's fired?

>>742808462
He's pointing at the incoming North Korean ICBM

>>742797846
You also failed to infer the hundred years' difference between the two eclipses.

>>742798440
>>742798477
Talking to god here. God told him to go fuck himself, so he tried to act all casual and shit by putting on some shades and ignoring god.

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>>742806109

>>742802503
Me. I did not stare at the god damn sun without the fucking glasses because I'm not a retard.

>>742795406
the sun started directly in his eyes.

>>742795406
who doesn't?

>>742807473
something only a trumplidite would say

>>742795615
I don't even believe that he was at the White House.

>>742802725
I really don't know how to respond to that. Are....are you from another dimension? Is that the right question?

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>>742810968
I was lazy and just took a screen cap to properly show just how retarded you really are.

>>742800443
Even then, you dont stare directly at the sun, you look away and lower your visor

>>742795406
Like you didn't do it to? Don'tt lie faggot

We all did.

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>>742795406
"White House"?
I thought he was on vacation?

>>742807505
He put the glasses on after staring directly at the sun twice...and even pointing at it like a retard, putting the glasses on AFTER directly looking at it makes him TWICE the retard... its like dipping your dick into a hooker with STDs a couple of times raw before putting the condom on.....

>>742812030
he had fucking glasses

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>>742795731
WWE actor
"not a pussy"
He's a five year old.

>>742802752
If it takes you until 6th grade to figure out Not to stare at the sun...

If you have to be TAUGHT not to stare at the sun...

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>>742795406
So did everyone faggot

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>>742812261
>he had fucking glasses
It looks like he had the $3 disposables from Lowes.
Couldn't NASA have given him something a bit cooler?

>>742812030
Nope, just retards do that....thank you for announcing that you are a retard....

>>742812222
>not dicksampling your hookers before wasting a perfectly good condom

>>742812261
Ok cool? Why the fuck are you telling me lol

>>742812365
I didn't....speak for yourself retard....

>>742812261
And didnt put them on to look after looking like a moron in front of the world doing the one thing everyone tells you not to do....stare directly at the sun

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>>742795777
No, Canada, so he literally isn't my president.

Don, you absolute madman!

>>742795778
So that's why it was cowering behind the moon.

>>742812550
Lol

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>>742795648
>'not my president'

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Check em

>>742812306
I'm sure he was talking about everyone being taught not to stare at sun during a solar eclipse. It's common knowlage for a good reason. The light gets so concentrated that it bruns an actual hole in the retina, potentially leading to retinal detachment, irreversible blindness.

Wait, Trump is president?

>>742795406

>get a face full of the morning sun directly in eyes on morning commute for 40 years
>no problem

>glance at half the normal sun
>omg u gon go bline

>>742813321
And also, you don't feel any imidiate pain or necessarily any symptoms. Trump may go blind from this. Fuck, that would be the funniest thing to happend in a long while.

>>742801294
the 88 maaaan

>>742812522
>wear special NASA glasses
>reeeee-- First two scoops and now this? He is nothing like the common folk of America!

>wear cheap, disposable glasses
>lol, he is such a peasant!

Being Trump is suffering.

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>>742795406
Donald Trump stared into the sun

And the sun blinked

Trump is a nigger

>>742813465
the rays are more concentrated at mid day then they are on the horizon. i know i know, you have your own alternative science

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>>742796000

>>742795406
Hey look trump is shinning on the sun.

You know how to test to see if someone is a moron? Tell them not to stare directly into the sun and see if they do it....

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>>742813918

>>742811742
>no replies

btfo

>>742812283
>Video vs Photoshopped image
Clear winner

>>742795406
"So you think you're more ornge than me?"

The day the sun was blinded.

Seriously though I thought this family was rich? Why aren't they feeding Baron?

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>>742795406
OY VEY GOYIM!

IF YOU LOOK AT THE SUN FOR EVEN 1 SECOND YOU WILL GO BLIND!

Buy my glasses instead - only $19.99, plus tax and shipping of course.

>>742814962
Baron is like 6'1 at this point. He's growing so fast it doesnt matter how much he eats his body is just trying to keep up.

>>742795406
So out of place. Lol.

>>742795406
He stared down the sun and the motherfucking sun blinked....

Everyone is born with a finite amount of energy so he's obviously just restoring some energy he lost in the past few months

>>742814990
Conspiracy theorists are smart, they figure things out. :)

>>742813321
I didn't know this as a kid and I had a problem with authority or being told what to do. I stared directly at the sun multiple times as a child. Sure I may be retarded but my last eye test a few years ago showed no problems, never needed glasses, 2020 vision. So, either I'm some kind of badass or staring at the sun really isn't that fucking dangerous.

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The Daily News reported it. So it must be true.

>>742816009
Wait, hang on. How many solar eclipses did you stare directly into as a kid, couldn't have been that many..?

two scoops

>>742795610

I hope you die you sorry sack of shit

>>742802735
You do realize that it's all the same god . Muslim, Jewish, Christian, you know... the god of Abraham? We're all blowing the shit out of each other to make the same guy happy.

>>742816117
Is it more dangerous during a solar eclipse? I only witnessed one and I don't really remember anything about it.

>>742795406
>Omfg! Trump is a total tard...

And he's still infinitely better than that lying cunt; >>742795484
cry more faggots.

>>742795406
Alpha as fuck.

>>742816278
And he's just the head life form on one mothership of many thousands. Just the one that headed in this specific direction.

Funny the specific and artistically embellished imagery we have when we hear the "angels" came down in "chariots" from the "heavens" these were all new words to describe something that had no words to describe it.

Think about it m8.

>>742813246
>Doesn't understand the definition of treason
Easy with those big words, Bubba.

>>742795406
Know why he did it? To trigger snowflakes like you. Literally no other reason.

>>742801959
Dude this post is the best one I've seen in a couple months

>>742795406
He's Donald J fucking Trump. He's stared directly at the sun many times, many times. He's the best at staring out the sun. Many people say that.Many people.The sun is overrated. It's a loser in the Universe Donny knows better suns. This sun is a fake sun.

>>742816330
Yes, it's a fair bit more dangerous during an eclipse. Your pupils don't contract as much because the light source isn't as 'bright', so they let in all that damaging UV radiation. Your retinas don't have pain receptors, so you can burn them to a crisp without feeling a thing.

You'll only know the extent of the damage when you go blind later.

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>>742816330
It is not, stop talking to this subhuman garbage leftists with kindergarten mentality. The only deal with the eclipse is that you don't know it's hurting you because only the UV gets through. Same as staring in the sun usually, and I did it too as I child. People just look at it for as long as it is and get blind because you wouldn't go half an hour staring in the sun normally.

>>742812953
sdfdfsdfsdfsdfssdfsdf

>>742816267
You first fuckboi

>>742816885
Should've mentioned your eyes are more sensible because of the low light but you get it

I wish I could live life like Trump does.

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>>742816590
Spot on sir

Meanwhile all the hippie science experts who berate Trump for ignoring eclipse dangers go do drugs for 'recreational purposes' and call us all ignorant for believing the pharma warnings about drugs.