Okay but seriously what if NASA is just planning on putting an

>>742778872
8888

>>742778872
Bump

>>742778872
NASA owns an object large enough to block out the sun from space? You're retarded.

>>742778872
no it wasn't you fucking tard. eclipses happen all the time around the world. last time in the USA maybe, but not the last eclipse.

>>742780034
You don't think it's a possibility? We wouldn't be seeing it from space, dumbass. We'd view it from earth. They can easily force perspective.

Can't fix stupid.

>>742778872
>Implying NASA has enough money to own real estate

>>742780110
You are 100% correct & a visionary, make sure not to buy the jew glasses, you can watch without any protection

>>742778872
The north western hemisphere isnt going to have another total eclipse for roughly 350 years. There are eclipses all over the world all the time... there is also a difference between a 70% eclipse and a 100% eclipse. Total eclipses are fairly rare, even world wide

I like where you're going with this, but instead imagine if every single pair of glasses they sold was faulty by design, and they are just planning on blinding the whole US population. Now that would be believable.

>>742780110
>I have a worse understanding of physics than an American middle schooler.
>I have no idea what forced perspective means.
>I think the eclipse is only going to be visible from resort areas when it's mainly visible in a large ribbon spanning across the social desert that is the Midwest.
>I am OP, a biggest faggot retard that ever was.

>>742780367
This. They make some shekels, blind the dumb people of America. What else can they want?

>>742780367
Guess you shouldn't stare at sun like a retard with a goldfish stuck to his forehead then, huh? Am I the only person in the world who thinks we should stop putting information about anything out there and just let stupid people kill or maim themselves. Stupidity is a disease, and the only cure is to let em all destroy themselves

>>742778872
There's between 2-5 eclipses every year idiot, at least try and sound like you know what you're talking about if you're going to make a thread.

>>742780444
>t. Brainwashed by NASA / jew enthusiast
I bet you're a huge Bill Nye fan!
Why would NASA ever lie to us? It's not like they have anything to lose!

>>742778872
Last eclipse visible in the USA was 1797. Next total solar is 2019, next visible from USA 2024.

>>742780661
No, there isn't. Why is this one branded and sold so much in comparison to all the other ones if that's the case, Einstein?

>>742780259
Nigger what? It depends on where you live if you see it at 100% or not. Dear lord. son.

>>742778872

>Last one before this was over 100 years ago.

I had no idea I was in elementary school 100 years ago!

Cuz that's when I remember the last one happening.

>2/10
>made me reply

>>742780841
No. A man in Japan and a woman in California will see the same eclipse are you daft?

>>742780907
Old man.

>>742780820
Because some happen in the middle of the fucking ocean idiot. Crack a fucking book for once in your life.

>>742780770
Where do you get this shit? Ignorance is what breeds conspiracy shit. I tripped on acid and saw the total eclipse in '91. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_eclipses_visible_from_the_United_States

>>742780968
Why would the ocean want to view an eclipse? Youre really dumb anon. Maybe NASA and the navy have an agreement for secret eclipse shows

>>742780965

ikr right?

>>742781016
What was it like on acid? Worth indulging in or not worth for that sokw purpose alone for partial eclipse view?

>>742778872
You do realize there are very intricate machines that have been around for hundreds of years that tracks the position of celestial bodies, right? This means that there is no way for nasa to fake that without someone on the outside, knowing.

>>742780927
Do fucking what?? I prey you're trolling. I'm going to see 90% today. If I drove 5 hours I'd see it at 100% It's relative to your position to the totality you fucking idiot.

>>742781207
Honestly? lol. Kind of underwhelming other than being able to say I tripped listening to Dark Side of the Moon while watching the eclipse. I was 16 though so maybe I'd appreciate it more now. I could do DMT for this one but meh.

>>742781248
You act like your location is going to move the moon. It won't change a thing jackass. Your perspective isn't everything. The eclipse will be the same for everyone else.

>>742781230

What if those machines aren't really a old as you think? What if they, and, the books about them, are all fakes, created, by NASA, just to make them look legit?!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???????!?!!???!?!!!!?!!!!!!!!!
Care to comment???????????!!?!!!!!!!!!?

>>742781392
That sounds cringey while also being a huge letdown. I bet your retinas are a bit fried now too. Why not hit DMT and talk to the sun God as the eclipse happens in front of the both of your eyes? Would be more logical.

>>742781419
Look just because your view of the eclipse isn't as good as mine is NO reason to get snippy. Ok, ok let's just say this ok? Your view is just as good as anyone else's, better in fact and you're very very special, ok? We're all very proud of you.

>>742781519
He has a good point you know. Trolling or not. NASA owns all the information and sources to their own work/projects.

>>742781671
Why do I need to look at the eclipse if NASA will live stream it from the perfect view? Isn't that the best alternative to frying your retinas with plastic overpriced glasses? Don't look into the sun, son.

Im gonna stare straight into the eclipse as i climax

>>742781526
You're just too cool for the eclipse. Is this celestial event like too mainstream for you bro? I'm probably going to sip a craft beer while typing on my 1891 typewriter and listening to my vinyl collection.Eclipses are for sheep.

>>742781718
Nasa doesn't own math.

>>742778872
Let's say they would have some motivation to do so, do you really think that a device able to block the sun and simulate an eclipse wouldn't cost more than they could sell in some shitty glasses

>>742781938
Oh wait if I DID watch the eclipse it'd be through my camera obscura. Fucking hipsters.

>>742781823
Tbqh your load (implying you shoot it into the sky) might pick up the cosmic frequencies from the planet's aligning and transport your jizz into a purgatory-like dimension where it becomes a supernatural being born into the energy of human and cesletrial traits without an actual birth. Is there any way to prove this won't happen?

ITT: Scientific illiteracy.

>>742781818
Jesus. Go outside ffs.

>>742782054
Look on your cum covered crotch and legs when it doesn't fly away

>>742782054
Fuck anon. Am i about to create god?

>>742782100
Nuh uh. You're science illiteracy

>>742780034
you know nothing, so shut up

>>742781938
>Eclipses are for sheep.
Amen bro. Listening to dark side of the moon for the eclipse is just straight up counterculture bro! Only a true Bob Dylan lovin Looney wood do sucha thing! I'm going to break stereo types and listen to rap as the eclipse rains uv light into my retinas.

>>742781999
Well, yeah, that's what I believe they are up to

>>742782100
Science is SHIT, I'd like to live in XV century and own a cow and a farm and a sword

Its habbening. The demons are shooting out of portals

>>742782105
So I can microwave my retinas because jewSA said so? Stay asleep sheep.

I'll just watch their stream so I don't give them money for glasses

>>742782100
Its funny because all these theories are science based. And what is science without trial and error?

>>742780965
faggot.

>>742782116
Not God but definitely a link between man and collective planetary alignment. Who am I to say who's God? If some choose to take faith in your creation it's on them. I believe in you. Just don't watch trap porn for your climax and it'll be straight as hell

>>742782341
Once again I believe that they would lose much more money than they could possibly gain

>>742782100
The science we know today won't be relevant in 15 years. Get rekt

>>742778872
>>742778872
i bet u voted for drumpf right ?

>>742782493
Almost none of these theories are even likely assumptions let alone based in science

>>742782690
How? Explain your stance. NASA could easily pull it off for little to no money. Nobody would call them out. If they did they would be viewed as crazy for confronting the truth.

>>742782256
Of course you are. You wouldn't be caught dead doing the expected because your too clever for all that business. An outside-the-boxer like you will be doing the exact opposite of what everyone else will be doing. All those lame masses. You're a lone wolf. A beacon of rebellion in a sea of conformity. You'll listen to rap and other ironic things and fuck all of these fools and their eclipse.

>>742782764
Bernie. Trump ain't my president. Net he helped nasa with this plot. Best view is from trump tower, amirite?

>>742778872
Nasa gets 50 mil a day from Americans taxes money to create fake earth globe images. All what they can do is camtrail whole sky to block eclipse view. Eclipse is just natural thing which we dont real ecplanation. Atlast eclipse is not what we have been told in schools or in news.

Repent thy sin

>>742782788
>Almost none of these theories are even likely assumptions let alone based in science
Explain your aegument, shitstain. I'm a scientist of 14 years. I believe OP and friends are on to something large and magnificent.

>>742782472
You're giving your money to an ISP to watch nature. Be honest you're too fat to leave the basement to watch the eclipse, right? Right.

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>>742782825
>be me sitting around NASA conference table
>brainstorming
>we need to create some new conspiracy to steal people's money
>I say "well we could first buy a big expensive machine to pull something in front of the sun"
>Then we sell paper and plastic glasses so that people can see it safely and we will be rich
>immediate promotion

there was one in 1999 in france idiot

>>742782837
Nah I just want to watch the eclipse while balls deep in your mom as the laxatives kick in for both of us and we stain the concrete with shit, blood and piss as our eyes bleed invisible pain from the UV rays that we won't feel until 12 hours later when she's pregnant with your new half sibling. The only music I need is your mom's intricate moans of pleasure and lust that transcend anything of science and meaningless robotic nature.

>>742782788
This is why youd suck as a scientist, "not enough info, well lets just give up its not science"

>>742782987
>scientist of 14 years
>believing OP

>>742783357
No believing a NASA conspiracy theory with no proof, now that's retarded

>>742783196
Jesus Christ shit the fuck up already.

>>742783488
>no proof
Open your eyes my man. Why would the sun go in front of the moon? Makes no sense

>>742778872
They wont do anything like that but it is clear they do all just for money. Now mission to mars is imposible because they need 3 trillion dollars. LoL recently admitet by them.

>>742783623
Your mom's pussy taste like warm milk and salty pennies. She can take a load like no other broad I've ever met. Can't wait to make sun babies with her soon!

>>742783015
Being fat has nothing to do with NASA lying to the public
>>742783042
Seems reasonable though

>>742783488
It must be fun watching sci fi movies with you.

Bump

Earth is flat.

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The technology to do this exists.

>>742784010
Obviously. That's why I'm wondering how NASA has people believing their lies from an atricifical structure in front of the sun. It's bananas.

>>742783636
They gave us false modelmof eclipse. I see from my research that moon go behind sun that explains why moon lose it stages in other way moon should stsy full all the way up. Record for moon sgot after eclipse is 40 hours. That shows us something.
>>Yeah you read it right
Moon behund the sun because we can see clearly thst they are same size and local lights not pyshical bodies.
Ifvyou do your own resources and ignore what science says it is crraly seen. At this point science is just religion because all what they say is truth and they wount test it again just put it as fact. That is not how science works.
I wont put all info because i dont want you to listen me like you did with science. Do your own resource and not from multimedia presented sources. They are just there to make you think just how they want.
Time comes and you will hopefully wake up.

>>742784130
Well, yeah. We know this. Some are just ignorant and don't wish to accept it as fact when it's already in reality.

>>742784010
So what's on the other side?

>>742784310
That's where the lizsrdmen who really control everything reside.

>>742783488
Who said anything about believing? This just an idea.

>>742780110
The disc would have to be bigger then earth because so is the sun

>>742784130
The resources dont

>>742784448
Nah it's moon sized

This would be the perfect time for kim to attack

>>742784360
Thats dumb as fuck. The yahels, greys and reptilian operate the disk, they don't live on the other side

>>742784768
Any proof to back that? You need proof

>>742784768
The other side is a lot nicer. I have this on good authority.

>>742784743
>Implying he isn't

>>742784872
Proofs in the cake baby
>>742784877
Grass is always greener friendo

>>742784310
There is no other side. Just because someone told you sorthen way it doesnt mean its truth. Earth is all there is. There is no such a think as space like they said.
We dont know if there is edge or dome but it is crealy thet there are more continents with infinite resources. That is why governemnts dont let anyone on they own to antartica we can only pet penguins and wall with guide shotbdistance otherwise. If you let your ego go and accept that all of us just have been fooled you can do your own resource and find truth but not from media presented sources because you will find answer there what you are looking for.

>>742785152
Too bad the cake is a lie.

>>742785461
Its actually not a lie at all.

>>742778872
This is what a Trump supporter looks llike. You are an irrational actor.

>>742785378
We've all been letting you say this cause it was funny but dude it's research not resource.

>>742778872
It isnt nasa, its the japanese space program.

>>742785661
Actually trump is actor. He now leads us all to ww3 and when people will see the truth about earth and universe there wont be time all will just go: " flat earth? No time for thit shit its ww3."

If you stare at ir for at least 30 seconds without wearing their emerald glasses you can make out the wires on their artificial moon

>>742785781
All space programs are same. They cash money and lie

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>>742778872
ECLIPSE IS FALSE FLAG!

>>742785850
>Actually trump is actor.


sure

>>742778872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmoW-gNjjXA

>>742785378
>governments don't allow people

Nobody owns Antarctica, therefore nobody has the right to tell you where you can/can't go. If you had the $$ and equipment to do it you could explore every square inch of it and nobody can say shit.

>>742785661
Trump is literally an actor. What's your point here

>>742785855
Obviously. Only idiots don't know this

>>742778872
I would hate to be this paranoid...just enjoy the show dude who cares what you precieve it as

>>742785933
This
>>742785991
Wake up people!

>>742785991
Good, good.

Let all the idiots become blind, that'll teach 'em.

In collaboration with HAARP to successfully pull off the hoax.

>>742785991
Shit tier meme,
>special NASA glasses
That is the most retarded thing I have seen in my 37 years on this planet.

I've watched 2 eclipses through welding goggles and still have 20/20 vision.

>>742786318
We cant. Governemts all over world signed for not allowing anyone explore antartica only be sciencefic reasons. Noone can now go there you will face prison time if you ignore them or be at gun point and leadet away. You just repeat what they said to you.

>>742785991
Im starting ro believe this. How could they test theae on an eclipse if there hasnt been one in a while

>>742786084
Hes been in alot of movies. Hes an actor

>>742787367
This

>>742787349
No, governments all over the world signed a treaty that nobody can claim land on Antarctica. Nice little fantasy you have there about forbidden land and guys with guns.