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Damn /b/, it's that time again

>what was it
>exactly how fucked are you
>inb4 dick, pussy, ass, cum, your mom, a dick in your mom's ass, etc

Bonus points for posting recipes, links, pics
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yes... it was kale
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Cesar salad
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>inb4 cum

;-;
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>>742716900
pepperoni pizza... might not be so bad...
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>>742717218
prepare uranus
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A crème filled donut
Fuck
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I'll die but I'll die happy
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>>742716900
jalapeños stuffed with shrimp and cream cheese wrapped with bacon. washed down with shiner bock. i'll be dead within 60 days
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>>742717549
Even though I would eventually die in a pile of banana-flavored diarrhea, it would be worth it
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carne asada beef tacos with lime, cheddar, cilantro.

im pretty ok with this
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>>742717748
>cheddar

messicans don't use yellow cheese on their grub
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>>742716900
Brownies Im gonna be dead in about 2/3 months shit
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>>742716900
>Brownies

Im gonna be dead in about 2/3 months shit
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>>742717703
At least you'll die happy
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>>742716900
>tfw just ate at Golden Corral

I'll probably die soon but at least I'll die in style.
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>>742716900
Spaghetti, fuck yeah.
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>>742716900
Wendy's double with fries...
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>>742716900
i made some sweet and sour chicken with broccoli and brown rice and quinoa. i overcooked the broccoli though, it wasn't very good tbh.
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Greenbeans, Fried Okra, Black eyed peas, raw onion, cornbread.
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>>742716900
fucking pumpkin spice donut from a local donut shop.

I could've done a lot worse.
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>>742717218
Used to work at a pizza factory. They would take the fucked up pizzas to the break room in a big freezer where the workers could cook them on their breaks and then put them out for everyone else. The one flavor they had the most of was pepperoni. Being a cheap ass, I would just eat pizza most days. Became so sick of pepperoni pizza that I still have a hard time eating it.
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>>742716900
Italian sausage tortellini. Not bad, but I can see myself getting sick of it after awhile.
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Tomato soup with an egg in it. Not bad!
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>>742716900
shrimp with fries and tomatoes, not bad but I'd get tired of it. Now with pizza I can live
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sopa de macaco uma delisia
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>>742718273
if no one else is gonna say it, I will

...... nigger
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fried eggs with tomato. just ate them, feeling farty af
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vegan cheeseburger
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>>742716900
kratom

I'm ok with this
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Caramelised cabbage with spicy meat.

meh. Would have preferred dick. Or mint and chocolate icecream.
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>>742718890

>vegan
>cheese

pick one
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burger king ice cream sunday
I'm gonna die, won't i?
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>>742716900

chocolate

I can live with that.
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>>742716900
your mom's dick
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banh mi sandwich? Fuck yes
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>>742716900

Last time I posted in this thread it was Sri Lankan.

This time...Sri Lankan... the prophecy has been fulfilled...
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>>742717748

> no queso fresco.


Shame...damn shame
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Wingstop. Ehh could be worse.

I can easily fill my macros. I'll take it.
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BBQ chicken wings & onion rings... Might be alright if I didn't have to order them from the same diner every time.
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>>742719771

Sri Lankan kicks ass.

Kottu to Sri Lanka is like butter chicken to India
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Fucking Boston cream pie, just finished eating it too lol
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Of all the shitty things I eat, last ate a baked chicken breast and riced cauliflower. I'm probably good. Bored, but good.
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>>742718890
I dunno what the fuck you ate, but it sure as fuck wasn't a burger.

Me... shoyu poke. I'm ok with that.
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Roast dinner, I'm happy with that
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>>742722051
If you eat poke and your on the mainland I feel bad for you son
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>>742716900
baked potatoes, it would be boring after a week or so
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>my wife's stash of green tea mochi
fuck I knew this was going to bite me in the ass sometime
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>>742716900
Sushi
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Tempura and Udon Soup, sounds like ill be ok
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Ha, I just had my birthday dinner at Ruth's Chris steakhouse. I'll gladly eat a perfectly seasoned and cooked steak with potatoes au gratin every night.
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>>742716900
I had a green chili double cheeseburger. I'm actually ok with that because I love them. But I'd probably die of a heart attack after a couple months.
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>>742716900
macaroni salad and chocolate cake. I'd probably live without serious problems of malnutrition. But it won't be be pleasant after the third day.
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Gentlemen, behold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTB3t1t7dk
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Two macky D's cheeseburgers, a 10 piece chicken nuggies and a bunch of budwieser, how fucked am I, haha, jk. LiVin tHe DreAM bOIIII
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>>742717080
made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4ljFruGAg
also bacon wrapped crab cakes, cheers
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>>742716900
Cherry pie or ice cream that my mom made. Was pretty good!!!
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Just finished it
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>>742716900

well shit, Gonna be eating so much rice i'mma turn into an asian.
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key lime pie
I'm dead within a month
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>>742716900
>sushi
jokes on you OP. its what i have eaten pretty much every day for the last 29 years anyway.
its diverse by design, nutritious by choice and delicious through my continuously improved skills.
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>>742717703
>vitamins
>protein
>dairy
>omega 3's

if it wasn't for the impending ulcers and pancreatic cancer you would be golden
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>>742716900
Pussy forever.
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Ayyyyyyy, guess who just had some mother fucking mozzarella string cheese before finding this thread
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>>742716900
oh fuck I'm so dead.
>hotdog
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funyons, shit's cash
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Heart burn for the rest of my life
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>>742723895
Hawaii fag here.

Pretty much at tamashiros daily
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>>742723895
Foodland if I'm in a jam...

...but really anything but times will do
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>>742716900
Xanax and ambien ? Well I guess j won't care about shit for all that long lol
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>>742716926
Kale is best with olive oil, it makes scraping it off plate into garbage easier.
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Blt with double bacon.
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>>742723895

>>742722051
>>742730898
>>742730947
And you have to know I wasn't mainland.
Who the fuck says "shoyu" there?
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Homemade Chocolate Cupcake
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>>742730947
Didn't mean to get you xanax guy in my quotes...

But I wouldn't mind your situation
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>>742718097
Me too, with mild Italian sausage.
Awesome.
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>>742731200
I love you anon...
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>>742716900
I was lazy tonight, I just mixed hamburger meat with rice.

I'm gonna end up really malnourished
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Salt and vinegar no name chips
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>>742731482
Thanks anon, I love you too.
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>>742716900
KFC popcorn chicken/strips, Pepsi, and 3G pot brownie with some ice cream
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>>742731420
>>742718097

I still gotta try this.
Make the kids make their own god damn dinner for once
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>>742718627
kek
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>>742731500
Just add in some tomatoes and cabbage and ya got lazy mans cabbage rolls.
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>>742716900
Lamb Shank and Lentil Curry I'm all good.
My American ?b? bros will not know what that is but trust me it's the Ducks Gutz
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Looks like the food that i shit in my toilet
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>>742731581
I never got the luster of kale.
No matter how much you wash or "massage" it, it still tastes like plastic
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Scrabbled eggs and corned beef hash
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>>742718890
Portabella mushrooms make good veggie burger patties
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>>742731967
its just because its known as being super healthy
it tastes like ass because its packed with vitamins and minerals that make it taste like ass
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>>742731888
Nice digits sir
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>>742731625
That might be good with hot links.
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>>742716900
Boxed mac and cheese with a can of peas mixed in. Not the worse thing in the world, but I'm definitely not gonna be healthy.

Now if it were things I've eaten today as a whole, I'd get some ass and dick too.
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>>742732059
I'm sure if I eat it from someone's ass, it will be broken down more and be a bit more palatable
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Teramisu, so I'm probably going to die of the 'beetus
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>>742716900
Shiiit I drunk ate some wheat wraps with tzatziki and veggie lunch meat.
Fuck. It wasn't even that good then.
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>>742716900
lobster... okay
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>>742717549
That looks good
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>>742716900

Pepperoni and sausage stromboli...

>imokwiththis.jpg
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>>742716900
great IM GONNA HAVE DIARRHEA FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Just had phillopeano BBQ, and it tasted very sweet so i thought it was just the flavor they went for. Turns out the pork was spoiled. Fuck my life.
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>>742718447
Damn. Never heard of someone geting sick of pepperoni pizza
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>>742716900
potato pancakes? could be worse...
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>>742732307
Did you just come back from Sbarros?
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>>742732308
RIP uranus
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A bag of pop corn... Fml
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>>742718447

I know that feel... I worked at the movie theatre from 15-17, the smell of popcorn makes me want to vomit.
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>>742732329
Pepperoni yeah, cheese pizza on the other hand, I'll never get sick of that.
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Cheesy rotel dip with Jimmy Dean spicy sausage.
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>>742732076
Of course the kids are gonna want something with it to make me completely throw up.....

Probably doesn't look any different on spaghetti and hotdogs
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Fuck yeah. Enchiladas
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Salmon Fillet, i'm fine
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>>742718447
was it a quality pizza factory?
if not, is only low tier pepperoni disgusting to you now? or vice versa?
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>>742732425

No. Its 1030pm, I got it from a small local place that serves awesome pizza, wings, stromboli, etc.
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>>742732494
Same. When popcorn smell and coke smell mixed in the trash it was ungodly disgusting.
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>>742718096
>style
>AYCA buffet
kek
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>>742716900
Wal-Mart value brand pretzel

Fuck.
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>>742716900
Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup
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Boyfriend's cum
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>>742732411
hmmmm delicious with apple sauce
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>>742732740
I worked in a theater...

It I came in at 9am to really clean up and power wash the floors....

Real fun after the rocky horror picture show....

Gotta say, those seats musts be designed to suck the money outta people's pockets
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>>742732837
That shit is comfort food 101.
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>>742732740

Its weird because I still like icees, despite having those nearly every day for 1.5 years (either working or watching free movies with friends)

Buttered popcorn nearly makes me dry heave
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little caesar's hot n ready pepperoni

im ok with this. RIP my body
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>>742732411
Good with sour cream and dill.
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>>742732308
ayyyyyyy
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Sour Cream and Onion Chips and blueberry muffins. Ill probably die young.
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>>742732962
Scratch that, I had a bowl of Bluebell Cookies and Cream afterward.
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>>742732891
OUT YOU KRAUT
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Rice and cabbage and green beans with some curry sauce with a single slice of pork loin and a glass of ice water I gess I'll be ok
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>>742733050
>>742732891
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS! POTATO PANCAKES MIGHT BECOME MY ENDGAME!
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>>742716900
Little Debbie's Smore's Cake Rolls and vodka made in Kentucky. How long do I have?
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>>742717703
that actually seems incredibly healthy, or at least healthier than the average "junk" food
what i mean is there are plenty of people who live to be 80 who never eat something that healthy in their entire lives
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>>742733178
You made me crave them, fuck sakes I gotta go make some now.
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>>742718926
Hangover 4 lyfe
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>>742716900
A ziploc bag full of random sour gummy candies washed down with beer. I'm still actually working on all that.
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Eh, it could be worse
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>>742733224
Infuse the cake rolls in the vodka, you'll be fine
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>>742733224
Any of you faggots old enough to remember PB Crisps? Food of the fucking gods right there.
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Egg fruits and nuts
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>>742733378
That pic looks vaguely familiar.....
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ЧEБУPEКИ and brandy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9NEXPoepO4
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I just ate ice , boy imma be hydrated but hungry asf
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>>742733437

PB Crisps were muh fucking jam

Shit was so cash
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>>742733332
you're welcom
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>>742716900
>Pizza
whew
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>>742733437
Yes...and. No. Not food of the gods..
Was thist he drink of the gods too?
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>>742716900
I can now only eat fiber one bars...
Fuggggggg
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>>742731584
holy god that's awful
enjoy the obesity
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>>742716900
10 pieces of cheesy garlic breed with 2 pizza slices (bacon, sausage pepperoni and cheese)
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>>742727408
based sea-foodie
i could eat all kinds of seafood every day for the rest of my life or until i ended up in the psych ward from mercury poisoning
in fact, that's the plan
been taking a break from tuna lately though for the mercury reasons
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Vegan ice cream with raspberries
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Hashbrowns, eggs, grilled onions, ham, shredded cheddar cheese, and hot sauce rolled up in a tortilla.

I'm ok with this.
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>>742733981
I'm the above hawaii fag. Same thought about the mercury ...

But don't care...once Kim nucks the area, I'll have bigger things to worry about than mercury, so I'll get in as much as I can
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>>742716900
>cajun spiced salmon with classic style rigatoni pasta salad and shrimp
Pretty good tbh
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>>742716900
>Bonus points for posting recipes
Mix brown sugar into the hamburger meat. BBQ sauce goes on the bottom and an tarter sauce goes on top. Toothpick and olive if you're feeling fancy.
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>>742716900
I'm o-k with this, I guess.
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>>742734009
What is vegan ice cream? Snow?
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>>742733178
>>742733332
Try Worcestershire sauce, sriracha, tapatio...
Also try sweet potato pancakes with yoghurt that has salt pepper and lime juice mixed in and don't forget to add a little chili to the potato mix
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>>742716900
chinese food
i'll be dead in 10 years probably then
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>>742716900
Grilled chicken, veggies, cheesy bread and mac n cheese with bacon.

Hey, that's not so bad....
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>>742733378
Dude Chipitle for the rest of your life would be pretty awesome til you're obese
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>>742734236
Flavoured styrofoam.
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>>742733745
I don't drink anything that don't come in a little plastic bottle shaped like a barrel.
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All those months of weight-loss right down the fucking drain.
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>>742716900
Japanese caramel pudding.
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>>742734138
bro you got Fukushima leaking all over your fish too lol

mercury truly is the least of your worries
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>>742716900
Bolognese pasta bake.

I could live with that because I already eat bolognese 80% of the time. I never get sick of it.
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>>742734138
What's the biggest thing to know if you want to try to move to Hawaii?
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>>742734474
What is that sauce?
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Rice specifically nasi lemak. If I ate it everyday I will probably die in my 30s.
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>>742734581
Black bean.
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>>742734199
NICE will try.
What chain is that and where is it?
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>>742733653
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