Waifu claim thread
Rules:
I don't remember
I do remember that I told you all that this will happen.
Gee what a surprise I'm right. Again. So, what now?
I'm willing to take a hammer being the OP be grateful
>>742686019
haha so funny xD
>>742686176
literally kill yourself.
>>742686176
Be grateful for what?
I was just too lazy to bake
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдёт мeня
>>742686329
>>742686231
Didn't expect you nigs to actually use it
Alicefags have nothing better to do while their mistress is not around so you guys are gonna get fucked regularly. Sucks
>>742686019
Claiming Lain as my wife/daughter/goddess
Rested Neppy claim.
I really shouldn't pull so many all nighters...
claim
>>742686709
why do you hate remilia
cunts
Banana
>>742687704
Guess my threads are safe
>>742687813
The other one is too
>>742686572
I gotta talk to you.
Rise of nations pride!
Russians on a route to ruin,
Kremlin is more then certain to win!
Sent away an army to the west!
LMAO ))))))))))))))))))
Blizzard reigned the ground were chosen,
Snow was deep and hell were frozen,
Stalin were too eager to invade!
Guess not
At least its Sabaton, I'm okay with that
Hit me up with a few music fam
>>742687840
For now.
>>742687854
Let's talk. Its only you and I in here anyway.
>>742687813
What is your plan jack, i want in fuck these AliceFags
Rise, nations pride!
Alright here's the deal, I talked with one of the alicefags and they agreed to try and convince the spammers to leave these threads alone. Of coarse, we have to leave their threads alone. This is not directed to everyone, mainly the people involved
Hold what's yours!
Strike 'em were it hurts!
Fight, hold your ground!
where's the banana..?
>>742688220
Really simple. We just gotta return the favor.
Alice won't make a thread to avoid this but when the cunt returns, you just gotta do the same shit for starters. Will piss her off trust me
>>742688263
It won't work.
Winter war,
>>742688400
Why not?
Reinforce the line!
probs because im not an alicefag ayylmao
bi-partisan spamming
Split them into small divisions,
Rip 'em of the conquest visions,
>>742688511
Okay there's that.
Motti tactics used with great result!
Snipers move unseen in snowfall
Force them to retreat and recall,
>>742686176
I HOPE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE GETS RAPED IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WHILE YOUR NAILS GET RIPPED OFF WHILE YOU SCREAM IN AGONY AND YOUR PARENTS AND KIDS GET HUNG BY THEIR INTESTINES AND THEIR HEARTS GET RIPPED OUT AS THEY WAIL IN SUFFERING AND THEN YOU GET SKINNED ALIVE WHILE GETTING LEMON AND SALT TOSSED ON YOUR UGLY MEATY INTERIOR THEN YOU GET RAPED IN THE ASS AND I HOPE YOUR HEART GETS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND YOUR EXECUTIONER FUCKS IT AND THEN SLITS YOURS THROAT AND FUCKS THE WOUND
GET CANCER/EBOLA/MALARIA/AIDS/RABIES/TETANUS/BUBONIC PLAGUE/SARS/LEPROSY YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT DIE DIE DIE KILL KILL KILL HATE HATE HATE KILL YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>742688478
Alice is not there to stop anyone.
Like, see? Did the spam here stop?
No? It did not. Banana dude just probably takes a break too. Will return. And of course in this case I'd say I'm not an alicefag too but gee what a coincidence man
Some waifufags decided to mess with alice and then this begins out of nowhere. You didn't have this kind of spam before. Do not be fooled
>>742688220
Fight the Russian rule and their demand!
With Molotov cocktail in hand,
>>742688713
you're that retarded guy yeah?
No fear of their tanks,
>>742688713
Uhm, why do you try so hard to stop alice?
Death or glory!
Rise, nations pride!
nigger
>>742688703
Oh my thats lovely. Proper rage. Hell I like ya,you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
>>742688847
I hate alice that is why.
>>742688785
Good job defending your mistress, cuck. Be careful, this gun will backfire in your face.
>>742688713
Nice to see you again my boy. How triggered are you today? <4 an alicefag
Hold what's yours!
>>742688991
lmao do you not see me spam alice threads regularly?
>>742686019
Strike 'em were it hurts!
>>742689061
This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must orbit her as I must end my life. Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must love my waifu true. I must orbit harder than the other orbiter who is trying to embarrass me. I must worship my waifu more than he does. I will...
>>742688713
According to them, we started it, though right now I only care about ending it. The guy I talked to seemed willing to give peace a try. So there is a chance. A slim one given that some of the shitposters aren't with alice, but a chance nonetheless. So how about giving it a shot?
Fight, hold your ground,
>>742688991
Why do you hate her?
Has she wronged you in any way?
Winter war,
Reinforce the line!
A slice of a knife to a throat!
>>742688991
Want me to buy you another dildo Jack? I heard you lost the last one. I want you to be happy! <4 I am here to make sure you live a loooooonnnggg life. Just for me
And their blood turns to ice!
Talvisota!
>>742689115
>>742689249
>>742689004
>>742689210
Oh god fuck off
I see you niggers began to spill now that your mistress is gone. You are in luck the waifufags are spineless. Any decent place would have hit you back already.
>>742689107
Yeah well the banana man just arrived too. And what did you start? You didn't do anything with alice. You didn't spam her. Didn't dox her. Didn't spam her streams. You didn't do anything and your weekend threads got pretty much ruined for it. Please grow a pair. Fuck peace. If its war they want, its war they'll get.
>>742689434
Edgy fuck
Gore spam just joined up too, nice peace treaty you have there
>>742689434
I wish you would do something Jack. I am getting bored here. please do something Jack. I want you to Jack. I am here just for you Jack.
>>742689210
hello hello dusty friend <3 <3 <3 I haven't seen you in a while! how have you been?
>>742689541
Edgy fuck he says while posting a dead child
Simply amazing
>>742689439
>>742689622
>>742689653
>>742689547
That sounds gay as fuck but okay. You are an actual alicefag? If you are not bullshitting add me and we'll talk
The threads are already mildly amusing. Lets up the tempo
>>742689653
I used to spam the furfags with gore in '06-'10
Ah good times. Do you have the entire folder? Upload it I lost my old one
>>742689434
Exactly. I don't have a problem with the threads. I'm not the one who made it his life mission to mess with the Alice threads. I'm just trying to find a middle ground and prevent war.
My tablet's battery is at one percent, so i'm going now. Think about it.
>>742689763
I love you Jack. <3 I would never lie to you Jack. Where would I add you Jack? I dont have steam Jack. I want to talk to you again Jack.
>>742686019
>>742689880
goodbye, thank you for stopping by, kind soul <3 I'll keep my eyes open for hex maniac from now on, you seem like a lovely person!
>>742689880
Gee what a dickless fag you are. Stop taking this like a little bitch and stand your ground. I knew the current avatarfags are cowards but this much?
I just said
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING FUCKED FOR NOTHING
YOU
ARE
BEING
TOYED
WITH
Don't you have ANY pride as a man? Would you give your wallet on your knees to the nearest nigger who's asking for it?
>>742689934
Oh holy fuck one Jack is enough.
thejackspicer is my steam then, add me if you want. But don't annoy me. I have little to none when it comes to patience
You’re in the snipers sight
the first kill tonight
Time to die!
>>742690301
Jack, I said I don't have steam. What should I do Jack? I want to talk with you Jack! I LOVE YOU JACK! <4 LET ME LOVE YOU JACK
You’re in the bullets way,
The White Death’s prey
Say goodbye!
>>742690301
who's getting fucked and toyed with, mister Jack? I haven't seen anything like it, please lay it out for a simple love-anon <3
>>742690301
Don't leave me hanging random dude i don't even know, why do you hate Alice so much?
It's illogical and pointless....is your life that down where you have to use all of your power just to inconvenience someone? if you have a problem with her you should try talking it out with her, she's a really nice person and even if it maybe faux it doesn't change the fact she's using her time just to talk with you
>>742690710
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>>742690581
Simple all right.
Can't you see what is happening in here? And the waifu threads. They even dared to toy with the idea of messing with alice a bit and your weekend threads are fucked. This is a huge "fuck you"
>>742690710
Its a really personal and a really old story.
I'd gladly give my life to see that cunt suffer eternally
>>742690452
You want to talk with me you'll make one. And drop the love bullshit
Drop the <4 too.
You start to piss me off.
>>742689880
I've d-done nothing to attack waifu, I d-don't care about attacking waifu, and I h-have no interest in war with anyone, l-let alone waifu.
Live and let live is the Alice way.
It's only Jack who wants to see everything burn.
B-back to Rocket League!
>>742691276
do you think mister flag man is on Alice's side? he sure isn't! I dunno about the gore spam either, but if you want, I can go pop over to the chat and ask what's up <3 I'm pretty influential over there, don't ya know!
>>742691438
good to see you ma'am, keep your head up!
>>742689880
Also you all are p-pathetics.
>>742691544
W-wasn't me <4 T-try harder to get the tags right next time, Jackie Boy~
>>742691501
*nods and smiles*
*vanishes*
>>742691544
>wrong filename
cute try <3
>>742691544
OOOOOOOHHH alice said fuck yo shit nigg
>>742691697
wasnt alice
>>742691722
I see that now after tlooking at filenames.
Its an obvious fake alice
If not, she is lying. I can get proof that alice is well aware and content with these attacks. Don't forget Osaka, I still have eyes and ears in your shithole. Not one. Not two.
>>742691501
I don't believe anything you say. Especially if you are influential in that festering cesspit. You disgust me, piss off
>>742691799
prove it
>>742691799
where is the evidence?
>>742691669
Not m-me.
But still you all are p-pathetic.
>>742691799
you have eyes and ears in a public chat? How uhh...lack luster
>>742691890
still got the file name wrong, and once Alice says *vanishes* shes gone for good. she never breaks that rule.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and never stopped complaining for the rest of his miserable life
>>742691799
"content"? What does that even matter?
>>742691799
holy moly! okay <3 I'd like to see the evidence though
>>742691799
who cares if she is aware or "content"? what matters is if she instigated them
>>742691918
K captain cuck
>>742692017
>cuck
>pointing out how you self owned
k
I'm not gonna provide it unless it will actually start a spark. Won't risk busting any of those fine lads who keep suffering in that primitive lair of mindless cultist fucks for no good reason.
>>742692110
kek
>>742692147
so you don't have any evidence got it
>>742692147
no proof, no believe
>>742692147
You've never had anyones interest in mind but your own so you not posting it means you don't have it
>>742692147
face it, youve got nothing
>>742692222
quads are truth
>I can go pop over to the chat and ask what's up <3 I'm pretty influential over there
> I h-have no interest in war with anyone,
>I'd gladly give my life to see that cunt suffer eternally
>nice peace treaty you have there
>If its war they want, its war they'll get.
now if this is your master plan from 3 month ago Jack, hats off this is magnificent
but i just can't give you that much credit, you "play" the idiot too well for that
>>742692222
hail quads
>>742692222
QUADS ARE LOVE QUADS ARE LIFE JACK HAS NOTHING
>>742692235
he has no plan he admits to that regularly
>>742692314
and even the plan he did have failed because he advertised it on fucking /b/
I love that alice ruined his whole plan just by taking a vacation. ahahahah
>>742692371
Jack is such a fucking cuck
>>742692385
yeah thats why his wife left him
>>742692110
We dont need to point whos the cuck here
>>742692420
yeah its jack
Oh my I see I have half the alice chat in my thread. Welcome you miserable clowns.
You think I'd impulsively just post whatever I have so you can start working on the who and when? Believing I don't have anything or anyone just works in my favor you realize that right?
>>742692235
Fuck off. You didn't see shit. And believe me you won't. Playing the idiot gets me underestimated. As you can see it right now right here.
Anything you fucks type and say here, every word and sentence helps me. I can give that out now since its already too late. Now do you have anything of value to say? This begins to bore me.
>>742692533
literally no one from alices chat is posting you cuck
>>742692533
lol seeing enemies everywhere jack? the only person here from alices chat is you
>>742692533
just because people don't believe you doesn't mean we are on lices side
>>742691276
You know jack don't be afraid to tell the story, you are Anonymous and there's no chance of finding you
>>742692533
it works in your favor for you to lie and us to call you out on lies? okay
>>742692533
REMAIN
UPSET
who /member/ here? you /member/? I /member/
>>742692562
love-anon is <3
>>742692533
buttmad he is -yoda noise-
>>742692533
You are over 30 years old arguing with people on an internet forum, in a waifu claiming thread. Who is the pathetic one here?
>>742692638
LOL Who would want to find a loser like him anyways.
>>742692533
excuse me we're going to have to revoke your shitposting license
>>742692533
hey jack i'll show you my masterplan, i'll end your war once and for all
pic related
there is no community on 4chan, the communities exist around it
>>742692533
Mmm, sure is some good buttfrustration!
>>742692846
there are plenty of communities on 4chan you dolt
>>742692533
I absolutely love this game you play Jack, life is so boring and we need that particular spice...Mr.Spicer
>>742692942
mr buttraged you mean
>>742692533
meanwhile, Kermit like
So many fucking cucks here wtf
>>742693082
only jack atm
>HURRDURR U MAD
Is that all ya little shitters can come up with?
Whoah, weak. Time to let this die then. But fret not chaps, we'll definetly see each other again. Soon.
>>742693229
maaaaad as hellll
>>742693229
you wont be seeing alice for at least a week lmao cuck
>>742693229
BUTT
FRUSTRATED
:D
>>742693311
hey bell i like you
>>742693139
>>742693078
Yea, jack doesnt worth it xDDD!!dd
lets go back to worship alice
Join us anehiko.me/chat2
>>742693422
come on, at least post her full contact info
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>742693422
>worship
what like her feet?
>>742693467
>>742693528
better a white knight than a black knight
This place is boring, you guys are boring, animus fags are boring, Alice fags are boring.
You guys are dull, and no fun.
I wonder if anyone has any originality on this community, as it seems right now, is just a bunch of sheep who lack personality.
You guys are inane.
>>742692666
>>742693976
Worship alice or gtfo little fag
>>742693976
IS THAT A DOUBLE CASE OF
ANAL
AGITATION
:D
>>742693976
so same as your followers were in 2011 huh?
>>742693976
get out of here, carl clover
you as worthless now as you were in 2011
>>742694134
that isn't alice
best waifu
>>742694617
>>742694641
Uhh-huh
>>742694778
good come back
>>742694778
go run to your own little chat hahaha
>>742694778
youve never produced anything of value and I dare say you probably won't start now
>>742694825
>>742694814
>>742694800
lit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFm_aIL31do
>>742695026
cool story bro
>>742694677
WORSHIP ALICE I SAID!
>>742695080
>>742694825
>>742694814
>>742694800
>>742694641
>>742694617
Dude it took me months to get me deleted from ED and at least 15 other pages, I had articles everywhere. I have random anons recognize me in random threads all the time. Nigger you aren't shit you can't even begin to lick my shadow. You are a fucking nobody a joke. Nobody knows you or cares about you other than yourself. You are fucking sad kill yourself.
I don't care about my fame this is how I got famous. You only care about that and this is why you will arrive exactly where you are headed, nowhere. It really is miserable how you keep praising yourself and I mean only you. It was funny at first now its just fucking sad.
>>742695183
thats not alice
>>742695255
this is how you know this isn't original chen
>>742695373
yeah, original chen had class lmao
>>742695255
oooh so mad and scary! please
>>742692670
>>742692533
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00Jr5QKVXKL
>>742695255
how does it feel that no matter how popular you are, no matter how influential, no matter how far you climb, you'll always be in Alice's shadow?
>>742695497
more than just in her shadow, so deep in it that you'll never ever escape.
God that sounds sad. To try so hard and in the end....it didn't even matter.
>>742695255
who are you, again?
>>742695349
Worship alice you little faggot
No infidels here k thx
>>742695546
its worse than that you know. alice doesnt give a fuck about her reputation just about doing what is right and trying to help folks out.
to be eclipsed by someone who did it all without trying, man, that's rough.
>>742695764
try harder magneto
>>742695595
>>742695546
>>742695497
>>742695405
>>742695778
>>742694086
G-guys..
You can stop samefagging so hard now.
>>742695799
Worship pls
>>742695546
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FBD60oydSR
>>742695832
>samefag
>multiple posts within the post timer
lurk more
>>742695910
same five pictures and nothing original to post. gg
>>742695832
this fucker needs to lurk harder
>>742695832
try lurking you newfag