ITT: we poorly describe a videogame and others try to guess it

>hobo and loli go an adventure
>giraffes!

Illegal recruitment.

>wake up
>raped by furry
>wake up in heaven
>get weapon
>kill everythin
>kill sensei
>rinse and repeat

>I hate myself and want to die

>>742678430
the last of us

>>742678596
yup

>be me, 8 yrs old
>live alongside furry community with my dad
>big space nigger comes and kills everyone
>dad is dead
>space nigger kidnaps me and erases my memory
>space nigger is now senpai
>sent to kill hippies accross the galaxy alongside a hot blonde and a HD version of the retarded robot from Treasure Planet

Where's the bowl?

Contact me when it becomes "available~."

(It's, uhh... invested.)

>become an exterminator using medieval weaponry

>>742678343
>spawn
>GET ON THE POINT
>I'm not fucking doing that
>get killed

>>742678821
Star Wars The Forced Unleashed

>>742680516
hell yeah

>>742679180
The Witcher.

>>742678496
PaRappa the Rapper

>>742678343
God of War?

>>742679180
I was gonna say Vermintide, but I think a character has a gun in that game.

>I'm killing things
>Why am I killing things?
>Woah that's a big guy.
>Kill him too
>Hey why the sun looks like that?
>He's not so big
>Hey he's dead and I win the game.

Pile of shit
Mushrooms buy it
DLC is Mandatory
The content is Articles of Clothing just shit textures a retard had drawn with vomit
Every Patch breaks the game more it's not been patched in a while and the only part is not as bad as the single player content but still fucking terrible


Every game since 2009

>>742678343
>one eye
>green smoke gives him health
>scary

>siege of stalingrad the game

>>742682037
Seriously, nobody?
Probably too old for y'all to know about /b/abies...

trimming armour for free

>>742682402
Kill yourself

Destroying the environment and killing the peaceful animals in order to please your need for construction.

>>742678343
>follow quest markers
>press F to experience cinematic experience

All modern 'games'

>>742680214
dark souls

so you move like wood but you are not a lumberjack

>>742682153
COH2?

Click click, bang bang, whistle whistle

>>742678343

So. Many. Cliff Racers.

>>742683331
nope, also kys

>>742678343
>But we did everything right

>>742680214
overwatch

No one has guessed this one yet in previous posts

>my wife and I look almost exactly the same
>we're both addicted to pills
>house is haunted 24/7

> anyone there?
> follow me!
> cmon!

>>742683981
>overwatch
no

>>742681754
Uhh... Bioshock?

>Magical space dude
>Teleporting
>Politics
>Save the loli
>WHALES

>>742684229
Dishonored?

>Bunch of retards come off a bus
>Fuckin hell this place is a wasteland
>Find big treasure chest
>Open that shit
>CTHULU

>>742684278
Correct!

>>742684344
Borderlands

>>742684344
Borderlands

>Space gas station
>Robots
>Vikings
>Motherfucking Rap Battles

>>742684428
Fuck yeah. Such a great series. Except the Pre Sequel.

>>742683814
God damn I have ptsd now

>>742678343
don't go around breaking young girls hearts

A skinny bastard stole your car and you have to drive a shitty car to get it back, also there's this black guy who has a hardon for you

>Armor bro helps red headed anime protag find his dad
>Armor bro slaughters millions

>>742684677
mad max

cold asshole dismembering every bastard in the way

>>742678524
Reality

partying out with friends, somewhy you listened to that guy on the elevator.

>be medieval Lara Croft
>get dragon
>best flying mechanic in any game to date
>semi open world
>got a sequel
>why did that game get forgotten I will never know

>>742684945
LISA the painful?
Dead space?

>>742685030
Dead Island?

>>742684171
Hold on I'll help.

>Oh no I died and now I look like a burnt piece of bacon.

>>742685054
I know the game, but not the name. Why did it get forgotten?

>>742680214
Siege or battlefield?

>>742683814
Morrowind

>>742685133
nope

>>742678343
>be dumb eurojapanese chick with purple hair
>work for the police against bad guys
>turns out the police is kind of bad too
>find out lost brother is a cunt and fight him in the last stage
>country almost ruined and lots of people die

>the engineers have looked over it and it's only cosmetic damage should be fine for the next stage

>f6
>repeat

>>742685298

Any Bethesda RPG

>>742682037
obviously medievil

>>742685213
no

>>742685270
ONI?

>>742678343
lose your teeth and fly a plane

>>742685060
ring ring, we have a winnah
>dead space

>mothers religious as fuck
>you get told off and beat
>cries self to sleep

>hygiene item kills terrorists for humanity

>>742678343
>spend 100 hours putting machines in pretty patterns
>never get to launch rockets

>>742685560
Spec ops the line... oh wait that's sulphur

>>742680214
Insurgency?

>>742678430
Kek

>>742685607
Kerbal space kek

>>742684045
Pac man

>>742678343
WHY WONT YOU DIE

>>742685801
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

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>mailman deflects bullet with his forehead

>cute lil basterds
>throw n' explode

>>742683208
minecraft, now fuck off

>>742685905
Fallout NV

>>742678343
>2 hours build defenses
>Get wiped out by arty

>>742680214
PUBG or another of that genre.

>>742684753
FE binding blade?

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>>742685644
indeed

>>742685870
GRAND CHAMPION

>>742685209
no idea, it came out in the right time for games like that, 1999, so Rune and Soul Reaver were around that time. I still play it today and its as fun as it was when I first played it. I think it just didn't get enough promotion and it didn't pick up. It made enough money for a ps2 sequel tho, but it ended then. Wish they did a remake of it but that will never happen. Drakan is the name btw

YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE

>Throw something that should be impossible to throw.
>Best Final Boss in decades
>Good Soundtrack

>>742685208
Dark souls?

>>742685797
good job

>>742685539
Binding of Isaac?

>>742685270
I don't remember plot, but FF13?

>>742686113
Correct

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>im gaming
>im gaming
>cut scene
>im gaming
>im | cut scene | gaming
>cut scene
>cut scene
>credits
>cut scene to indicate sequal
>wtf did i win or???

>>742685539
Binding of Isaac.
>>742685916
Angry birds

>>742686034
Blazing Blade, it's close so I'll give that to you

>>742686053
The PS2 sequel kina stank though. Not enough focus on the flying.

>>742686090
Zelda BOTW?

>>742686151
Metal gear solid 4

>>742685290
Half life

>>742685290
Come on I thought people would get this one. Maybe I winrar

>>742686217
Nope, but I'll take that as a recommendation!

>>742686259
Nope

>>742685982
Bingo!

>>742686058
Skyrim

>>742685607
Factorio

>>742686361
Correct

>>742685785
nope, similar thing though

>>742686385
ding ding ding winner
>cracktorio

>>742684080
dead rising

>nigger
>fat bloke
>crackhead

>>742686151
the order 1886

>>742686541
GTA V?

>>742686181
never got a chance to play it wanted to buy it once but when I got back with the cash it was already gone and haven't seen it in store ever since so just forgot about it.
I think the mouse and keyboard made flying fun in the first game on pc, on a controller it would suck I imagine

>>742685916
disgaea

>get shot at
>spam f6
>walk into building
>spam f6
>walk into air
>spam f6
>die from air
>forgot to spam f6

>>742686585
Yep

>>742686541
>>nigger
>>fat bloke
>>crackhead
GTA San Andreas

>>742686611
Fallout new Vegas Dead Money DLC

>puzzles and evil robots

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SON

>>742686706
Portal

>>742686590
Pretty much.

The game takes place in Sanctuary, the dark fantasy world of the Diablo Series, twenty years after the events of Diablo II. Deckard Cain and Leah are in Tristram Cathedral (the same cathedral that was the setting of Diablo) investigating ancient texts regarding an ominous prophecy.

>>742686706
Portal

JASON

>>742686151
Deus Ex Mankind Divided?

>>742686706
Portal 2

>>742686706
LOL Tokobots!

>>742686758
>>742686734
ye

>get call
>kill

>>742686756
Fuck anon I give up.

>>742686838
I'ts D&D

>>742686760
Heavy Rain

>>742686756
Sacred

>>742686676
Nope ;)

>a game gifted to you
>puzzle game
>uses an animal

>>742686611
>>742686676
Any FO game by Bethesda.

>>742678524
i aint got no iphone

>>742680214
team fortress

you play as Spider man
oh shit wait

>>742686911
peggle

>horses travel across the country really slowly
>Fatass defends the castle
>wow, this is boring
>oh fuck, everyone died
>everyone's kids beat the shit out of a redhead and his kid

>Mutated piece of shit
>Everyone hates you

>>742686174
not angry birds

>CYKA BLYAT RUSH B

>>742686090
No takers? OK
>Be Grandpa Tenison
> You fucked shit up
>Pick one of 5 assholes to start working for.
>Maybe Change assholes
>Frankenfurter is the real bad guy

>>742685444
yes!! i thought there was nobody else that played it..
>>742686115
no,it was ONI

>you've already been killed, but if you die in the game, you die in real life

>>742687024
Nope Another hint
>it's bad

>>742687093
Counterstrike?

>>742686592
correct

>>742687104
Ever use the cheats to change your character? That was a fun change.

>>742687130
yes

>>742686921
Nope, give up yet?

>>742686731
fallout 4

WWXX

>>742687070
Witcher series

>Trial and error: the game

>>742687225
I do, but there's another anon besides me who's been guessing.

>Find your dad
>Find the cunt who shot you
>Find your son

Here is a change, this is a game from child hood and I remember very little of it. Help me find it /b/!

It was a top down shooter, similar to pic. There was 3 character you can control and you could freely change between them. (names are made up)

Solder: He had lots of different guns and probably more resistant to damage
Scout?: He is fast but has less guns and health
Mage: He had variety of spells and was using a mana system I believe. His spells were visible as scrolls at bottom gui (or top?)

Hep me /b/

>>742686837
hotline miami

>>742687281
Whoops, supposed to be in response to >>742687213

>>742687225
Yep

>>742686756
too ambiguous anon, gonna throw a wild guest
pikmin?

>>742687293
Sounds like original Gauntlet

>>742687288
>Fallout series

>>742687293
What was the setting? Any outstanding themes, dialogue?

>>742687260
Nope there's 2 games in the series

>>742685054
Divinity?

>>742686975
batman in his free time

You run some errands for your wife but forgot the rocky road ice cream.

>>742687331
Man I've been hoping someone would to pikman

>>742687378
Bingo

>>742687331
Nah man, you're wrong. It's Mischief Makers

>>742687417
>>742687417
That was easy tho

>>742687392
Prototype then

>"Enchantment!"

>>742687410
wait...WHAT

>>742687468
Yep

>>742687340
Nah, the graphics were a lot better then that
>>742687389
No dialogue as far as I remember but I was a kid.

It was a post apocalyptic setting I believe? You were collecting stuff, open doors with keys etc?

>Alien things go crazy
>Get dads vacuum gun
>wii game

>>742684535
vice city

>>742682960
Runescape

>>742687340
No, in Gauntlet there were four characters and all only had one type of projectile they shot (axe for warrior, arrow for valkyrie, etc.) and all had unlimited ammo.

>>742687485
DA

>Dragon steals your heart
>Basically enslave some people to fight with you
>Murder your way through giant monsters for revenge on dragon

>Wtf is this shit
>Im a little girl
>I have a bike
>exploring the bowels of hell

>>742687532
luigis mansion

>>742687625
No

>>742685054
That's definitely Drakan, with the sequel Ancient Gates.

I assume you're talking about Ryn and Arok?

Very underrated game and not played a lot.

Honestly, I only knew about it because it was one of the four games my dad got when I first got my ps2.

He knew I liked RPG's and lord of the rings so he decided to get it for me. I was 10.

>>742687191
hehe no i didn't

>>742687604
Dragon's Dogma

>>742687528
Any idea what year and/or season this was?

creepy man
3 days

>>742687604
dogma of the dragon

>>742687593
Correct!

>>742687700
Winrar

>>742687604
Dragon's Dogma.

Just beat that dragon a few days ago

>be dude with a normal medival life
>get a weird circle on my skin
>start going insane
>old hag tells me to go to a far away land so i do by falling in a huge waterhole
>slay trough shitloud of monsters and other mad ppl in that far away land to get curse removed

>>742687736
Yes

>>742687676
You could play as that type of mook that had that smug ass new england accent. It was a good challenge. You could also play as the MC's brother in mutated form.

Bald motherfucker vs Cameron from House

>>742687231
try

>>742687776
Nice. Damn good game, need to play it again.

>>742687788
Dark Souls 2

>first game in series and exclusive
>multiple areas with bosses
>hard game

>yearly competition
>creepy ice cream clown car
>kill everything.

>>742678524
Cry of Fear

a gang of 3 steal from other thieves

>>742687916yup

>>742687940
Twisted metal

>>742687934
Demon's Souls?

>big spooky land
>lots of dudes with gasmasks and guns
>also military
>crazy shits run around the wasteland
>you don't remember shit, just one objective to kill yourself

>Chocolate people
>Trains

>>742687940
Twisted Metal?

>local lesbians will soon discover the joy of sleeping on the streets

>>742688011
Yes

>moba
>but third person
>really unbalanced
>shit game
>shit devs
>play controller vs keyboard

>>742686090
asura wrath?

>>742688013

S.T.A.L.K.E.R SoC.

>>742688013
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>742688008
>>742688027
Yep

>fucken last cyborg cuck
>annoying blue chick and floating ball provide red pills
>save the galaxy hit the holographic poontang

>>742688052
Smite?

Show up on earth, total chaos, where are death,fury and strife, fuck it lets go anyway

>>742688071
>>742688067
good job

>>742688018
San Andreas

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>>742688067

>WOAH HOOOOOO

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>>742678343
>Slave obeys, man chooses

>Murder in cafeteria
>wakes up: da fuq did i do
>depressed af
>lsd kicks in, super powers
>fucks the police

>Kill mentor
>tears ;_;

>Decent indie game
>People made a lot of weird ass porn about it

>>742688165
Mgs3

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>>742688149

>>742687123
peggle?

>>742687934
bloodborne

>>742687094
No one here has played Sacrifice?!

>get resurrected by a necrowizard
>tells you you've been crushed by lots of rocks
>go to your old village/castle, it's now burned down by a dragon
>reunite with your old buddy

>>742688093
No

> brother fucked up
> let's go restore all of humanity
> keeper of secrets fucks your shit up

>>742688258
Demon souls actually

>>742685916
Angry birdniggas

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>>742688224

>>742688165
The Boss's fight is one of the best boss fights in a game ever. At least to me.

> "[bad guy] ......... knows .......[player name]"

>>742687532
Nobody?

>>742688227
Nope.
It's one animal and it's in the game title

>>742687999
sly cooper. trips checked.

>>742688305
Darksiders 2 boi!

>>742688362
Elebitz or something like that? Weren't the controls fucky with that one?

>blue, orange, yellow, green
>buzz
>monsters
i'll be suprised if someone gets this

>>742688355
Modern Warfare 3

>>742688385
yup!

>>742688079
halo

>Furries killing drug dealers

>>742678343
>guy survives ww2
>dies by WATER, fucking WATER

>>742688355
MW3

>doge meme is still relevant in the games

>>742688341

Get our of here, STALKER.

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>>742688418
Holy fucking shit you actually got it