Hey /b/, can we do faces of /b/ scars edition? I have these ugly

find a way to remove the top right one, and the bottom left one and grow out your hair and boom, aquaman

Plastic surgery?

>>742623637
a girl i know absolutely loves scars, so theres still hope ;)

Become rich, then become a bond villain.

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>>742623637
they're distinguished. they don't look bad to me IMO

>>742623637
they look fucking badass, cosplay as a witcher. how did you get them?

>>742623637
Dude fuck that, keep em scars are badass. If you don't got a badass story of how you got em. fucking make one up. stop crying about your face some people dont have one.

>>742623637
wtf happened ?

>>742623637
man that looks so cool, a dope hair cut and you are a reallife villain

>>742623637
you look cool as fuck my guy. Don't be ashamed

fake

fuk u mean deal with it? The scars are bad ass. The rest of your face is shitty. Get some hair conditioner and a new hair cut, try the undercut. Trim the eyebrows, trim the beard. Go with the Tony Stark goatie.

>>742623865
Dad had one two many drinks during my childhood, you can guess the rest.

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Tyrion?

>>742623637
These looks like scars professionally designed for a warrior badass in a movie. Other people will facial scars probably envy you.

>>742623637
thats the most badass scar ever

>>742623637
how'd you get the scars, tough guy? eating pussy?

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>>742623637
OP is a fag

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>>742624045
I actually can't.

>>742624045
Drunk driving accident?

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>>742624020
>a new hair cut
>try the undercut

>>742624045
He fed you to a cougar?

>>742623637
God damn. Sliced and diced

>>742623637
Not gonna lie man, those are pretty badass. You just need a good story about how you got them and most girls will probably dig it. Say you saved one of your bros from a bear or some shit. Own the story with confidence and pussy will come your way.

>>742623637
They look badass OP, don't get rid of them.

>>742623637
Get ripped. Stop caring about them. Girls will want your dick cause you'll look tough af. Then they stay cause hopefully you treat them right.

Also formulate a cool story or five to tell about how you got them. I'm betting it was something dumb.

>>742624125
His dad slapped his dick too hard on his forehead

>>742623637
This shit looks actually awesome, shorten your hair and grow your beard and you'll get hella manly and getting a tons of pussy

>>742623637
there's ointments you can apply daily, but they can take up to a year and they will still be visible. They will look 10x better than they do now though.

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>>742624045
Anal sex is involved. That much I know.

>>742623637
Are you Harry Potter, a wizard

>>742623637
Honestly if you aint pulling pussy with those scars, you need to man up. Women will automatically think youre badass and a confident attitude will assure them of their assumption

>>742624180
hell yeah, go with the bear attack. makes you hard as fuck

If my boyfriend had scars like you OP he'd be hotter, not gonna lie.

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>>742623637
Charisma -2

>>742623637
Scars are fucking badass. Make up some awesome story when somebody asks.

>>742624318
Shut the fuck up hoe

>>742623637
Dude, those look fucking awesome.

>>742623637
Please dress like a Dane. Forever. All the time. For great justice.

>>742624349
are those tits melting? is that why they put the fire out?

>>742624055

Fuck yeah, half of eyelid is falling on my left eye after a fight and it makes me look either sad or high all the time

yours is fine

>all these 14 year olds that think scars are awesome
when you're an adult they aren't as cool.

>>742623637
count yourself lucky
I got a burn on my neck and up to my ear looks like a close up of a slice of ham.

>>742623637
go to the gym and get big

go to hollywood and become an iconic bad guy in action movies

>>742623637
work out, get jacked, get tattoos... solved. OWN THAT SHIT BUDDYYY

>>742624611
plastic surgery isn't an option?

>>742623838
You look distinguished.

>>742623865
This
They do look badass

>>742624045
lol op pls

>>742623637
dude.
chicks dig scars. wear it with pride man instead of cowering because of it.

>>742624349
perfecttits.png

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>>742623637
Be like me OP, get yourself a women and fuck what anyone says

>>742623637
you look like a badass. paint the non-scarred side of your face blue

>>742624611
Lets see pics
And dude chicks dig ham

>>742624611
Then post it!

They look fine OP.

>>742623637
get buff and be grizzled masculine man. Or do you live in yurope and that's not a thing?

>>742623637
Op gimme a straight forward picture like you're talking to me.

>>742624611
You got any pics my guy, we're all friends in this thread

tbh i sorta wish i had those scars OP, you should just change your persona to match them.

>>742624594
This anon speaks the truth. In the real world he is going to be in all sorts of situations where people are judging him (not always negatively, but just wondering wtf happened, but who will never ask). Also, does he want to constantly explain, like every day, to new people about why he has these scars. Seems like it would get old very fast.

What happened?

>>742623637
Dude those are some bad ass scars you really should cosplay sometime

>>742623637
Shoop obvo

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>>742623637
those scars look sick af, dude
wear them proudly

>>742623637
daddy's biggest mistake pumping cum into mommy

lul

bob lawl. lul. ded

>>742623637
Go to Goodwill and/or mil surplus store, cobble together a military uniform with mismatched patches, buy some reproduction medals/ribbons, shake and enjoy.

MOUNTAINS OF PUSSY WILL BE YOURS MY SON.

>>742625021
Abusive father

>>742625327
are you op?

shitty shoop

>>742625399
No I just read the thread and connected the dots with this:

>>742624045

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Op could you Plz post pic of you looking at the camera? I think your scars look pretty cool, you just need to make up some cool stories to tell randoms. I got a scar/bald patch on the back of my head, some faggot at a bar bottled me.

Actually it was from ring around the Rosie mishap as a kid tbh

>>742623637
Got to say, cosplaying as a witcher would be sick.
And they really don't look bad.
They aren't ugly scars

>>742623637
They look bad ass..

You can probably become an actor

>>742623637
fuckin badass, create a good history, fighting jihadist, saving some people... women like this shit

>>742623637
Yours look badass

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>>742623637
>>Chicks dig scars
>>Pain heals
>>Glory lasts forever.

Don't worry about it, op.

>>742624139
This is the worst thing I've ever seen here

t.newfag

>>742623637
Good luck trying to find employment loser. You might as well tattoo the word "FAG" on you're fuckin 5head

>>742623637
1) Change up the story every time anyone asks.
2) Some people will talk, figure out it's a different story.
3) Confrontation in which you're asked why you lie.
4) "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was obligated to talk to people I'm not actually that close with about something I'm insecure about. In that case, why are you so fat?"
5) ???
6) Profit!

that is a very, very bad photoshop. Fake and gay, and fake. Kys.

>>742623637
If I saw you in real life before I talked to you I'd probably think you were tough as nails

>>742623637
Op, get your hair tight, trim up beard. Scars are now part of you. Btw, they look bad ass for sure.

Make up a story about how you got them, something bad ass, but not traceable. Examples, riding any thing, got cut by wire blocking a path. Attacked by wild animal and had to defend yourself, Shark, Ape, etc.

Look bad ass to me.

>>742624020
dont listen to this guy -- girls dont like guys that trim their eyebrows

>>742623637
Scars sexy as fuck, chicks dig tht shit

OP has abandoned threat. This has been bait.

>>742623637
Ok I want to get this out of they way but a lot of you seem to agree scars are badass, but a good number of you also say that chicks dig them.

Maybe if your face had my scars you'd be fine and dandy, but as you can see my face isn't quite a good lookin.

>>742626561
Nah, man. You're solidly average. Not bad looking.

>>742626526
I'm still here, no one's posting pictures of themselves though

if you are that insecure about those bad ass scars, you need to work on yourself.

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>>742626102
This.

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>>742624125
Actually cant stop laughing, GJ anon

I don't know if chicks like them, but I think they look pretty cool

>>742626724
ah, just noticed your height based off the shelf and your walls. You are insecure about your height not your scars.

>>742626102
What kinda women like scars, crack whores?

>>742623637

I think the scars look cool as fuck. Would buy OP a beer. No homo.

ITT OP either realizes his scars aren't a big deal and they're kinda cool or he already thought they were cool and just wants more gratification from anons
/thread

>>742626876
I'm sitting down

>>742623637
Cosplay motherfucking soldier 76 from overwatch

>>742623637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsGwGnbqBOg

>>742627090
Whenever I go out drinking I get dirty looks from girls, frightened faces and the occasional snickers calling me ugly. I know a problem when I see it

anyone ever tell u u look like wolverine

>>742627238
What the hell?

>>742627366
Smile back, raise your glass, and drink your beer.
Nothing pisses people who don't like you off more than seeing you happy.

javascript:quote('742627366');
your issues isn't your scars, the issue is that you're allowing people who base opinions on physical characteristics to negatively affect you.

>>742627366
>Whenever I go out drinking I get dirty looks from girls, frightened faces and the occasional snickers calling me ugly. I know a problem when I see it

I get the same treatment, and I don't have any scars that can be seen when I'm dressed.

>>742623637
That's either make-up or photoshop and I'm leaning towards photoshop. The scar on your nose doesn't follow the contour at all.

>>742627514
Ok that's actually the only good advice from this thread I got

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>>742627366
Quit hanging out with jagoffs.

>>742623637
these looking fucking hot
seriously, embrace them.

>>742623637
>>742624045
you bored? same pic was posted about a year ago and the guy said it was an animal. fucking basement dweller.

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>742623637
Can we do feces of b?
SLIDDING!

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>>742628372
dreamy idea

are you guys retarded?
the scars are photoshopped over his facial hair
no hope

>>742623637

I have heard of white people claiming scars disappear after extreme-ish fasting, like drinking only water for a week or 2, not sure if just a myth. You can look into it, wouldnt get my hope up, though. But ive seen worse. You have your health, that's important.

>>742628460
Lucky log give me dubs

>>742623637
Fake, but those are fucking cool. I've got one on my thumb and I love it. I wish I had a couple over my eye like Kakashi or Geralt

>>742623637
those scars are kickass

>>742628595
>You have your health, that's important.
Ok gramps.

>>742628673
Post pics?

>>742628717
grow up

>>742628779
Make me

>>742623637
KYS

ITS FAST AND JUST WORKS

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OP looks like he's about to get exploded by a Saibamen.

>>742623637
Hey, you're a pharmacist. Take some drugs!

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>>742628762
I tell people I got it from a rattlesnake bite or fighting off a mugger or whatever weird shit comes in my head, but I really got it from a shitty can-opener

they look pretty cool in my opinion. you aren't ugly (nohomo)

>>742623637

They look badass. You look like John Connor, leader of the human resistance.

>>742629311
DUBS LOGGED THROAT CLOGGED

>>742629311
I had some shit on my hand too from opening a can, allow me to explain.

Can has been successfully opened, now to open the can, I used a fork to do it, didn't work so then I decided to use my fingers and ended up slicing my hand with the sharp open pat of the can.
There was a lot of blood

>>742623637
Shave your head. Keep the bear.
Work out and get some shoulders and arms goin. Maybe some abs if you feel like it.
But keep shaving that head. And keep that beard trimmed up good and classy, maybe let it grow out a couple inches.
Get mad respect for being scar faced bald and bearded.
Oh and never wver ever wear a weeb shirt or weeb shorts or faggot sandals.
Only normal god damned shoes or boots, bluejeans and solid darker color polo shirts with no logo on them. None of that pink and purple shit the lightest color shirt you should ever wear is a light greay polo. Dont ever tuck it in either but do wear a belt and carry a pocket knife in you back right buttcheek pocket, like a normal guy.
Trust me youu will look like an actual person with a job who pays taxes and gets shit done.
The scars on your face will make you look legit as fuck.

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>>742625649
Also got a scar on my hand from touching a table saw blade while it was in motion

>>742630178
Jesus, you could have lost a finger or even your hand

>>742630104
Sounds similar to me senpai. I was using this nigger tier can-opener to open up a can of chili, but it didn't cut all the way through on 2 opposing sides. So I used a spoon to lift it and try to break to break it manually, but the spoon bent and my thumb ran against the can edge.

Lost a lot of blood, the EMT guy said it meant I had good flow. I got 4 stitches and a tenuous shot.

>>742623637
Quit being an insecure fagot. Those look Badass. If anybody asks just tell them you stopped a robbery.

>>742623637
Go into movies

>>742630546
"Tetanus".
Jesus Fucking Christ, anon.

>>742623637
You have what I desperately crave.

Feel honored to have such scars and still be alive to talk about it.

Take solace in the fact that this anon is jealous of you.

>>742624142

kek

>>742624071
Nice

>>742624071
Abusive dad

>>742624045
He threw you in a cage with Wolverine?

nah man keep them you look badass with them

>>742623637
Nice, but your scars would look cooler if you didn't looked down in the floor with a sad baby expression on your face. Own the scares, not the other way around.

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>>742623637
That's fucking gangster, my nigga.

>>742623637
Bro, are you my doppleganger?

>>742632484
I thought by looking down I would be less ugly

>>742632586
Post pics and let's see

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>>742632764

Im like a uglier chubbier beardless you. Though i used to have a goatee too.

>>742634080
Oh my fuckin god, you're my fuckin long lost cousin. Jesus Christ the resemblance is fucking uncanny

>>742623637
Keep scars. Start working out. Get bitches, make money.

Fuck that dude you look like a viking warrior. Rock that shit

>>742634080
Thats what im saying. I got spooked when i saw your pic. Thought it was me. Where you from?

>>742634264
Replied to myself by accident

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>>742623637
Put on a patch, start smoking e-cigars and tell everyone to start calling you Venom

>>742634925
Vancouver, Cuckanada

>>742624045
>Why so serious

>>742623637
1. Grow a big beard
2. hit up /fit/
3. Fight bears in the dead of winter
4. Profit

>>742635048
This.

>>742634080
If I had to guess, I'd say you're a mechanic.

how many times are you gonna post this OP? you're just begging for compliments on your "badass scars" at this point

>>742635244

Shit Paul, Minnesota here. Anyways, keep your chin up about those scars bro. You look cool as fuck with them.