Please help me /b/. I desperately need it. I locked myself

Are literally retarded? Unlock ur dick sickfuck.

>>742593227
Added a day because you're a faggot.

Went on my phone and added a second day because you're a whiny bitch who won't take your punishment.

Kys faggot

>>742593227
k e k

>>742593509
I can't. It's locked in tight and I don't have the key until that link releases the code to retrieve it.

>>742593533
Fuck, please no! Please please please. I beg you to subtract a day. This is so unfair!

>>742593227
Added a day. Go to the hospital and get it removed

>>742593227
That's some fucked up shit you freak if you're that horny unlock it and beat off you freak

Also added a day YOU cuck

Noooo please stop! It's already up to November! I'm actually crying right now. Please can someone tell me how to delete this thread? I'm literally crying omg. Please help me please!

>>742593771
Son you did something stupid and you're getting what you deserve for it

But...

I haven't added or subtracted a day because I'm too lazy.

Haha, faggot. You deserve this. Quit your crying and take your punishment. Enjoy your flaccid useless dick. You'd better start making your prostate via your asshole. It's the only way for you to get release!

>>742593227
I genuinely hate you. Take off the fucking chastity belt, stop reading about how to be a good sissy, stop using Reddit, and stop acting like an autist.

>>742593227
Can't you just break it?

>>742593907
Please be nice and subtract a day? I beg you. Everyone is so mean. I'm so sorry!

Do you know how to delete a thread? I don't know the password! Please tell me.

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Just cut the lock

>>742594060
No one's turned on by your fucking act.

>>742593227
read up on the medical cases where these things literally rip dicks off.
happens all the time
hope you enjoy being a unic you stupid faggot.

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Added a day and it look like you won't get released this year slut.

Buy one of these and stuff it inside of your white ass, you'll squirt your load in seconds even locked up.

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>>742593227

>>742594152
it's eunuch, anon

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>>742593227
Added a day because your a dumbass.

>>742593771
I hope you're sitting there reading this thread and just having deep regrets about decisions you've made.

>>742594152
>unic

>>742594152
It's eunuch you fucking retard.

somebody set up a bot to just constantly add days

what happens if you get a boner while wearing the chastity??? does it break your penis??? what about morning glory???????

>>742593227
I hope the lack of being able to clean it causes it to get infected and fall off.

KYS
Y
S

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You know adding days fulfills his fetish

Right?

>>742594624
You just don't get hard, your dick can't get hard in a cage just hurts a bit.

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>>742594683

>>742594683
It only does when it's in a controlled environment of people playing into his fantasy.

>>742594475
working on it

>>742594624
if boner, it hurts a little and you are able to make it go away

if morning glory, so you don't notice it until it's too late... ouch! much pain.

If nobody adds it subtracts any more time op, it will be a pretty good Christmas present, don't you think?

>>742593227
This again! I thought this was OC the last time

>>742594722
it can't get hard?? does it restrict the blood flow or something? sounds fucking awful.

>>742593227
At this rate you'll regain your dick by 2018

Best learn to cum through anal, fagoo mc.faggot

>>742594475
>>742594845
Program it so it waits until he has a day left, then it adds another month. It'll be like faggot groundhog day. He will never know when the botnet will allow him release, if ever. Lol

How do I delete a thread? I'm literally crying, guys! My girlfriend comes home from Europe in a week and I need to be out by then! If she sees this, my life will be over! Please have mercy.

>>742595073
He might like it when another day gets added, but I'm sure that the day he has to explain to people why he's wearing a chastity belt will be a wake-up call for him.

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>>742595249

>go to autozone
>borrow bolt cutters
>????
>profit

>>742595249
mate saw the fucking thing off. go to a&e. get a huge boner and break free.

>>742595249
I bet you're a fucking leaf, too.

You faggots are retarded if you think this is real. Or if it is, he just used your dumbasses as his personal army. Very nice personal army request op. 10/10

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fuck this shit
we aint letting this cuck get free
some1 ddos this website

>>742595508
OP is a leaf, this has to be real

>>742593227
add 1 day....

>>742593227
Not buying, this is your kink, isn't? You love this.

Added a day

This probably isn't real
He's probably just jerking off to this right now
Show your locked dick beside the web page with a timestamp

Subtracted a day because I'm a nice guy

Added a day bcuz degeneracy

lololl i kek'd so hard when i saw this thread

This is fake gay shit.

You can pull out of all of the ball trap devices. They are never secure. And anyone who would call himself a man has at least 10 ways to break it without even going to a hardware store.

this is all some kind of weird fabrication, but, if it were true, I would say you made your bed by being such a perverted little degenerate faggot. If only there was some link i could click to subtract a day off your life.

he gets off to this. its reverse psychology
subtract the days to ruin his fetish

It's worse than it's ever been. Why are you people so mean and heartless? I honestly can't get out of this thing, I've tried many times. It's now up to March of next year. I don't know if I can live with this thing attached to me for so long. It was only supposed to be a week while my girlfriend was away in Europe. My life is going to be over once she gets home. You're all such mean people! I'm so scared and upset. PLEASE help me. Please be nice to me. PLEASE!

>>742594683
This

Fuck you all! It keeps getting worse and you're all just laughing about it. Seriously, fuck you all!

Added a day

>>742596390
Wasn't going to add a day, but now I am. Fuck you, too. Learn your place, cuck.

>>742596581
OMG I swear that wasn't me. I wouldn't say that to you. I'm just so upset right now and i can't figure out how to delete this. This is really bad and I'm extremely upset.

>>742596390
You love it. That's why you came here.

>>742595774
Yeah faggot, prove you're truly a horny slut without self-respect.

You must be really stupid to think /b/ would help you get out of it.

>>742596789
I made a huge mistake. Please tell me how to delete this thread! It won't let me.

that shit is on til like march now, added a day for lels and told buddies to add day. GG boi.

>>742596874
Do you wear panties too? If not you will be soon permanently. After your gf finds you. Also you can't delete a thread once it gets a certain amount of posts.

>>742596874
Post child porn.
Mods usually ban those threads

>>742596874
Show us you cage slut with a proof, we will be more willing to subtract some days. That is now your only chance to get released before 2019.

You clearly want this. They literally have an option to email them a code in case of emergencies. The fact you aren't emailing them proves you want this.

I'm gonna keep loading up new pages with tor because fuck you, enjoy smashing that shit off with a hammer

What the hell happens if you get a boner in that thing

gloryholeproject.com

>>742597218
It prevents boners. That is the entire point of it.

Time stamp cunt or I wont help

>>742593966
so much this.

>added 2 days

>>742593227
I recognize that cage. It's fucking silicone. Cut it with scissors.

The dumbass has to wait until 2018 now xD

This just a stupid cuck fantasy thread. Every single ball trap device can be taken off while locked unless you have a prince Albert. That model is especially cheap, and it stretches

+1 you little faggot ;)

You need a big white cook fucking ur tight asshole bitch!

>all the newfags adding a day
You realise that's exactly what this faggot wants? Just ignore this degeneracy.

Saged

>>742597445
Uh, blood would still flow to it nigga.

>>742593227
Add time, you got it.

>>742595370
fucking amerifat

>>742593227
>>742595249

Just use a hammer to break out

>>742597323
>gloryholeproject.com
do you mean this: http://thegloryholeproject.weebly.com/
and what the actual fuck is this abortion of a website?

AHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAH
I HOPE THIS ISNT FAKE

What did we learn today, kids?
>Don't be a fucking cuck faggot!

>>742593227
You are a degenerate shitbag. you should stay locked up forever for being a degenerate shitbag
>KYS

>>742593771
well degenerate shitbag i added a day as well enjoy no fap

Good
fags like you don't deserve offspring

>>742596220
die in a fire degenerate shitbag

itt salty bois who will never know the pleasure that can be had with ignoring the dick and only cumming via prostate play

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>>742593227
Gr8 b8 m8.
I r8 it 8/8.

IDK if this is over or not but I still added a day

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>>742593227
>Guy asks for people to be nice on the net
Imma add a day...or month

>>742600781
It is

>>742602107
Never managed to do that, even during a full year of nofap. The only thing that happened were 3 wet dreams through the year whereas before I didn't have any at all.

>>742602650
prostate orgasms are different. not like the penis point of no return/refractory period explosions, more like 99% to the point of no return, precum drripping like crazy, and drawn out

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> until 30th August 2018

lol

>>742596145
this

I hope you legit die. Not in a nice media-friendly way, like in a fire or some shit, but in a slow, painful way, wasting away in hospital because your dick got rotten from this degenerancy.

You are disgusting. I don't even care if you get off to the fact people are trampling on you, because it won't change the fact that you are fucked up on the head.

Now is until 15.09.2018
I hope this is real and you get your dick off
Long live darwinism