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I just found these baby bunnies in a hole in my yard. Their eyes

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I just found these baby bunnies in a hole in my yard. Their eyes just opened seemed. What should I do with them?
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give them to an animal hospital
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Eat them.
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Dinnertime!
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>>742585270
Put them in an even dirtier ass bucket
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>>742585270
Take them to a vet or something to get advice on how to properly take care of them. Give 3 away to local children that can responsibly look after them. Keep 1 for yourself to love forever. Name him George.
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you should've left them in there stupid cunt
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>>742585270
SPACE PROGRAM NOW
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>>742585270
Put them back in their hole moron.
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>>742585270
Let them cuddle with your dog if you have one. Feed them and try to get them to think your dog is its mom.

A cat would be funnier, but you gotta be slow with introducing them to a cat or the cat will kill em.
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>>742585503

THIS

GET THE BALLOONS
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>>742585270
>>742585450

Mother will never take them back now, either kill them humanely by PROPERLY snapping their necks and consume them or bring them to an animal sanctuary. Honestly there is not much meat and unless you get off on torture that's about all you can do.

t. vet
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>>742585270
Take them back to the hole. The mother rabbit is just away. If you don't take them back the mother will give up on them
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>>742585417
not possible
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Take them to your local wildlife rescue/rehab center. It is not your place to decide their fate.
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Dumbass, now the mother will reject them because you touched them.

Let them suck your nipple and nurse them.
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>>742585270
Keep them - let them inbreed to fuck for a few generations and see what sort of cool natural mutations might come about.
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I bet you won't pee on them, faggot.
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>>742585639
Not a bad idea honestly
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>>742585685
Yeah OP, bet you don't have the balls to piss on them.
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>>742585270
please please please drown them in your own piss im not trying to be edgy or some shit i just have a fetish for that
so pleeeeease op drown them in piss
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>>742585560
>>742585584
>>742585638
It's 2017 cunts
>implying the mother will reject them just because a human touched them
Animals are a lot more open-minded nowadays, relax faget
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bunny farm, tame them over a couple of generations

sell some as pets, eat the rest, rabbit is delicious
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>>742585270
The stand zero chance of surviving without their mother, dumb fuck. Put them out of their misery.
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>>742585270
What time of day is it in OP's world?

0600-1000, breakfast
1100-1600, lunch
1700-2200, dinner

Local times
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more pictures
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>>742585270
Eat them faggot
>I call them chippers
Because they fit perfectly into chip fryer.
Gut clean remove head egg wash then seasond flower.
Enjoy with a ice cold beer, you can pretty much eat most of the small bones.
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Put them back. Simple research shows that mom only comes to them in the morning and at night. They have not been abandoned
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>>742586000
brunch when?
also checked
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>>742585639
this is actually an interesting idea
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>>742585850
Open minded explain this faggotory
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>>742585555
sorry i'm so poor i cant afford them
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>>742586178
>>742586178
Eat them
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>>742586409
Pickled pizza, genius
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>>742586403
It's 2017, animals and humans have coexisted for long enough for mama rabbit to not be all up in arms just because her bunnies spent a little time with a human. She isn't just going to abandon them because of it, although she may warn them of the dangers of a bunny/human relationship. However, she isn't so closed minded that she would allow them to fend for themselves bc of this
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>>742585270
Drop a cement block on them and take a pick of the splatter faggot
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>>742585850
kek
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>>742585270
bunbun ragu
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>>742585850
This is pretty good satire
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youre supposed to leave them in the yard a goof
put them back and they will survive
the mother always comes back
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>>742586612
Ok
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>>742586644
dubs of truth. do it /b/ro
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>>742586612
yeah, but what if she supports trump? rabbits are literally hitler
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>>742585850
Honestly, I would love to slit your throat.
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>>742586178
poor russian pups eating stale bread

spoiled american doggo eating rolled up pizzas
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>>742585270
did you shit in that bucket or something?
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>>742585270
Call animal control. Wild rabbits should not be eaten especially babies that have a shitty immune system. They'll probably kill them and test them for rabies. Don't tell them you touched them if you did, or they'll jam a bunch of rabies vaccines into your stomach until they find out they were rabies negative. Til then, just let them chill. It's virtually impossible to raise wild born rabbits as your own.
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>>742585632
Taking them to a sanctuary would be deciding their fate, you stupid millennial.
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>>742586855
>getting this butthurt over a troll post
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>>742587101
fuck off fag i wasn't talking to you
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>>742587164
K
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>>742586969
Not a "sanctuary", you mouth-breather. Rehab centers stabilize, treat injuries/disease, and then release.
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>>742585555
awesome I always wanted some watches to wear on my dick
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>>742585535
>Put them back in their hole moron.
srsly this
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>>742585270
pick one up and take a picture of it in your hand
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>>742587164
lol
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>>742585448
/thread
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Got any explosives
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>>742586962
>It's virtually impossible to raise wild born rabbits as your own.
Your words only inspire.
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Kill them and get it over with.
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>>742585270
I thought that was a penny for a second.
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>>742585555
Quads demand you sell them for a whole $0 each
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>>742585270
SPACE

PROGRAM
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>>742585270
What you after? Dubs, trips, quads, what?
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>>742585270
Put them back. Even if mama doesn't feed them anymore, since they have fur, they should be able to survive on their own
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Why people assume that 99.99% of animals have rabies? Its fairly rare disease and its easy to spot.
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>>742585639
It wont happen.
Inbreeding is so common in bunnies that they have developed a super high rate of beneficial mutations, changing a lot between generations. Look for japanese bunnie island
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>>742585503
This, dubs confirm
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>>742587670
Exactly
"Small rodents like squirrels, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, chipmunks, rats, and mice) and lagomorphs including rabbits and hares are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to transmit rabies to humans" per CDC
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Space program OP check these trips
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>>742587670
00.01% chance. Don't let statistics deter you. Do blacks commit crimes?
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take care of them and give them a good life
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give em to an animal shelter like a normal human being
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>>742585560
this pic really gets my goat
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>>742587869
Does that mean the same could be said with humans if we started now?
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I'm leaving now to view ghost in the shell.
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>>742588015
>/b/
>normal human being
Choose 1
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rabbits are vermin, they bred very quickly. these 4 rabbits will be 400 very quickly. drown the cunts
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Squeeze shit out of one of those and eat it.
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>>742586962
>Wild rabbit should not be eaten.

Found the vegan faget. Don't believe his lies.
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>>742588027
not talking to you. faggot sex is not fertile
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Fill the bucket with water and film them drowning please I really need to see someone else suffering
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>>742585270
read OP's filename, fags
thread is a dud
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Remember MoonCoon? Yeah that.
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>>742588232
Can I eat humans? Plenty of meat.
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>>742585503
GET THE HELIUM
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>>742585551
PSACE PROGRAMGERJOG;JNTSL
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>>742588158
>bunnies are awesome
>bunnies have high mortality due to being prey
>if 4 could become 400, everywhere in America would be like Rabbit Island in Japan
>let buns live
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>>742586855
we need to work on your anger
we will start with some deep breathing and body relaxation exercises...
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>>742585270
Space program. Do. It. Space Bunny 4, this is mission control, do you copy? Over.
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TRIPPS IT MUST BE DOEN
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>>742588877
>>742588777
@op
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>>742585270
Theyre going to overheat in that bucket if its outside...
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>>742585270
coincidence?
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>>742585270
Slaughter them
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>>742586779
Man russel peters was buffed back in the days
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cook and eat them bunny meat is good and you could sell the pelts
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>>742588899
tripsdubs
good enough
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>>742588646
I mean, you can, but it's frowned upon.
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>>742585270
Cum on them
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>>742588877
>>742588777
>>742588899
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>>742588777
TREEPS!
And
DOEBS!
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>>742585503
This.
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>>742585270
Should've left them there. Their mother/father were probably out getting grass or some shit for them and came back to find their litter gone.

>>742585450
this

>>742585560
Rabbits don't behave that way. Some animals reject their young if they've been in contact with humans, yes. Most rabbit breeds don't do this.
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>>742587585
Bunny into space.
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>>742585270
take a shit on them...
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>>742585632
mistäs keksit pentin kuvan postata?
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>>742588806
Gonna buy a bunny for rabbit pie as this thread has given me a hankering for rabbit flesh.
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4chan space program
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>>742589972
This
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sopa con conejo
uma delicia
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>>742585270
Space program. Doit fag.
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>>742589696
http://armorgames com/play/14107/into-space-2
into space ??
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>>742590099
can sb post the original of it. i can not find it!
pls :DDDDDDDDDD
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Put them back.
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Like I've been saying, EAT THEM.
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>>742585270
They will slowly starve without their mother's milk

Feed with a drop of honey or fruit preserves and eye-dropper of water
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>>742587164
Learning disabled? You'll fit in just fine. Welcome to our loving polite community.
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>>742585270
Put them in a nasty ass bucket and run to /b/ to ask what you should do.
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>>742591241
I particularily like this idea
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>>742585448

This
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>>742585270
Wring their fucking necks as you're cutting into their flesh and masturbating over the wounds. Then SPACE PROGRAM.
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>>742585448
This
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mutilate them with a hatchet or garden tool of some sort
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>>742588777
TRIPLETS
TRIPLETS
HELIUM TRIPLETS
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Live dissection.
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>>742585270
OP here. how does it feel trolled?
pic not mine. cousin already dropped vermin on toilet, not much i could do. rip in peace bunner
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>>742585270
Feed them nutritious food and fatten them up. Name them. Treat them well and tame them. Then each thanks giving, take one out and slaughter it. Eat the fucker. Take a big dump the next day. Dry the feces. Sprinkle the dried feces on the carrot and lettuce you feed the remaining bunnies. Do that until you are on your last rabbit. Free that rabbit after you fuck it and fill its ass with your cum. Let that rabbit go back to the wild with tales of horror. Only then will you stop finding rabbits in the holes of your yard.
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>>742592723
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>>742592901
Lol what he said
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>>742593155
dog eats dog food
macaco eats macaco soup
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>>742585270
Sharpie in your pooper. Let the bunnies watch and then let them go.
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