This motherfucking thread again: ask a 34 year old kissless

have u at least tried to not become a wizard?

>>742572996

Yeah, went to bars, clubs, parties often in my 20s and early 30s, trying to chat up girls. Did some online dating shit as well.

>>742572934
how much mana do fireballs cost?

>>742573190

like three fiddy

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Talk to me, fuckers.

>>742573789
Is every square inch of your bedroom coated in semen?

>>742573969

If you turn on a UV light in my bedroom, your eyes will be burned away.

Why don't you sexually assault someone?

>>742572934
You missed out on sticking your dick in some tender fresh peach fuzzy 16 year old pussy bro

Why haven't kill yourself? ( Seriously, I don't want to offend)

>>742574914

Because I am not an asshole. At least not that much of an asshole.

>>742574937

Feels bad man.

>>742575103
Technically you really haven't missed out on it. You're just not gonna be sticking your rock hard 16 year old dick in it.

>>742575054

Because I'm not that depressed.

>>742575246

Well ... I guess.

>>742574202
why are you so funny yet no sex?
Funny guy almost always wins

>>742574937
It's actually pretty fucking overrated, sex gets way better as you get older for the most part

>>742575700
unless you are a virgin who cannot please...

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>>742572934
Skippy is that you?

>>742575622

Because I am not. I needed like five minutes to make this shit up.

>>742575793
even virgins have the right instincts to go with if they only watch porn and realize you gotta build up to certain shit, calmly and collectively

Five mana

>>742575864

Who the fuck is skippy?

>>742576043

Wut?

>>742572934
Fellow virgin here, though 31 and not kissless. When do you think you'll have sex? will that happen in the "near future", "near future" is defined here for this purpose as "this year"

>>742576843

Probably not.

>>742576422
https://youtu.be/WXEdJX78L0I
You don't recognise yourself?

>>742576915
maybe next year, then?

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>>742572934

Condolences. I'm fat and ugly but I can pull fat and ugly girls easily enough. Pic related.

On second thought maybe you're better off not touching this.

>>742577005

Got some Skippy, rub it on my balls, smear it real good, feed it to the dog.

>>742577078

Or whenever I get my shit together.

>>742577102

Average American woman. I'm not fat by the way, not even ugly, just a social retard.

First girlfriend was 15 when I met her, I was 19. Dated and banged for 4 years until she went downhill. The at 24 met next girlfriend who was 19. Dated for 4.5 years until she went downhill also. Both cuties in their prime, now looking for another. During and in between the 2 relationships had sex with about half a dozen girls. Now kinda over the game and want to find a young cutie to bang and have my kids.

I'd like to say feelsgoodman but even though I knew it wouldn't last with my last gf it's still shit losing someone you shared so much time with.

>>742577964

Get out normie.

>>742577964
Also further I'm not particularly good looking, I don't think. Handsome perhaps, well that's what the Asian hooker told me. I'm tall, thin, good social skills once I'm not anxious and make girls laugh.

I know when a girl finds me attractive because she'll laugh at something gbst isn't that funny.

how do you use your wizard powers

>>742578126
do you have any advice for anons who are short? women love tall guys so much shortish dudes like me need to something else "compensate". fuck

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>>742577964
>>742578126
are you me cunt?

>>742578126

OP here. Tall, thin, handsome - but not good looking?

>>742578374

I can shoot fireballs at peasants.

>>742572934
Dont you have sex dating sites or apps? With some dedication you will get lucky.

>>742579147

Used Tinder and a German one for some years.

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hahah all of you are fucking lost causes. Such a hopeless thread I crush puss on a daily basis. pic related

OP ever try working out, /fit/ ?

are you poor?

stupid/have some deformity/layman?

11 more years till I become a wizard. Just gotta keep my social reject dick in my pants. Fuckin easy mode boys.

>>742579362
That's just VideoGameDunkey. Fuck off.
>inb4 haha b8

>>742579215
you are from germany? why dont you just pay a hooker? Or go to Prague and pay 2 hookers. Easy.

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>>742579505
Just want to say all the people who say sex is overrated are shit at it. You guys ARE missing out and its definitely time sensitive. So stop wasting your pathetic lives.

>>742579362

OP here. I'd totally hit that chick.

>>742579397

I work out regularly. I do a lot of climbing/bouldering though so I never attempted to get sole/buff or whatever you call hypertrophic shit now.

>are you poor?

I'm currently working half days in a supermarket while looking for a job. So yes.

>>742579362
i would drag my dick through a mile of glass to hear her talk dirty to me

20yearold khv here

>>742578651
Yeah man I feel lucky I'm tall. But don't think I'm some super confident guy with no insecurities either. There's lots of things about me physically that I don't like and will never be able to change. Your height is one of those things. I'm thin and struggle to gain weight and muscle because my limbs are pretty long, I envy shorter guys because they pack it in easier. Just trying to say everyone has stuff they don't like about themselves.

But if it's something you can't change, you just have to accept it and not let it effect your goals. Are there girls that'll reject a guy in height? Yep. Are there guys that'll reject a girl on weight? Yep.

Don't take anything personally. We all have our ideals. The insecurity of girls is their height, not the guys, it just turns out that a guy taller than her is her solution. Most of the data we display to mates is sub conscious, and if you give off the vibe that your heights the problem, she'll notice and it'll be on the table immediately. So do whatever you can, drunk, meditate, goto asia and feel like the tallest guy there, get therapy or whatever you need to get yourself out of this self-talk that being shorter is a problem. Because in reality, yes, at times it will. But you can't change it, so you have to move on and pretend it doesn't matter.

>>742572934

I feel like there should be something between 20 and 30.

>>742577102
i'd rather die alone than have that thing on my dick

>>742577102
damn I feel sorry for you buddy :(

I had no social problems, neither was I ugly , nor did I have acne. I was 5'9 at that point(6'0 rite now) but I got laid at the age of 18 as soon as I went to college.

I think it's much harder in USA for social groups other than Chads to get laid. In Europe the whole Chad thing doesn't exist. Most serious girls , looking for a relationship and not just a fact, actually avoid it. I have a decent body though and I work out, so Im not sure how accurate my opinion is.

Why is the whole chad thing a MUST in USA. Can someone clarify? Why do most parents WANT their sons to become some roided guy who eats carefully even at the last gram? Why do all fathers wish their sons become players in College Basketball or Baseball or American Football teams?

>>742580156

OP here. Not from the US. Only lived there for a few months.

>>742572934
How often do you wank?

>>742580339

Maybe once or twice per week.

>>742580470
Can you describe your physical appearance?

What do you do on an average day at work?

What do you do on an average day while not working?

How many times per week do you talk to a female that you've never met, even if just a cashier?

Do you sleep well?

Could you be gay?

Do you want children?

Do you think women are superior to you?

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>>742580470
seriously man, my balls would explode

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sounds like you make zero attempt to talk to girls, they are never going to come to you unless you're worth it and you sound pretty fucking average. So do something about it instead of being such a beta bitch.

>>742572934
I got my first girl in 31 year.
Not prostitut.
All will be all right guys.
But we lived together only 3 month. later she left me. And now i think about suicide every day. But whatever. It was still cool. She was better girl on planet.

>>742579787
thanks anon

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>>742580908
do it. No one here would think twice, do it. I bet even she wouldnt care.

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>>742580719
>Can you describe your physical appearance?

See picture

>What do you do on an average day at work?

Before or after work, I go either climbing, to the gym or running for like an hour. In the evening, I read, play some Overwatch or maybe write a job application. On the weekends, I still go to bars now and then.

>How many times per week do you talk to a female that you've never met, even if just a cashier?

What do you mean by talk? Just any kind of conversation or flirting? If its the former, probably every day.

>Do you sleep well?

Yes.

>Could you be gay?

Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.

>Do you want children?

Yes.

>Do you think women are superior to you?

I think most people are.

>>742581057
Of course she does not care.
I dont want kill myself.
I just have black thoughts.

any advice for what not to do a 21 year old KHV?

>>742581231
Thanks for the answers so far. Ramping it up now anon.

Describe your parents, their presence during childhood and your relationship to them now.

Are you an only child?

Are you religious or were you bought up religious as a child?

Have you been violently or sexually assaulted in your life?

Do you step outside your comfort zone or prefer to stay routine?

What age group of women are you most attracted to?

Have girls paid interest in you?

>>742572934
I was 28 when I lost my virginity... If only I had waited to 30 I too could have been a wizard.

>>742582120
how did you meet, persuade the woman you had sex with to have sex with you?

>>742577102
Fuck that's gross. Get her to go to gym

>>742582068
>Describe your parents, their presence during childhood and your relationship to them now.

My parents were very helpful during my childhood. There were never much problems. Never had a close relationship to them (or anybody) though and see them maybe once or twice a year now.

>Are you an only child?

No. Have a sister.

>Are you religious or were you bought up religious as a child?

No.

>Have you been violently or sexually assaulted in your life?

No.

>Do you step outside your comfort zone or prefer to stay routine?

I like to stay in my routine, but I have enough self-discipline to force myself out of my comfort zone now and then.

>What age group of women are you most attracted to?

Late teens to early 20s. Like every fucking man on the planet. But I know that I can't be picky.

>Have girls paid interest in you?

Never.

>>742582588
Then rape your sister.

>>742582588
genuinely get checked for aspergers. It could be key to understanding you're pathetic life.

>>742582323
>how did you meet,
Friends actually set us up. I guess they realized pretty quick we had similar likes, personalities.

>persuade the woman you had sex with to have sex with you?
We actually waited until we got married some years later for intercourse. I mean yeah there was some finger banging and sausage jerky before that. What did I do to persuade her? that's easy, I showed her I was committed to her I wasn't some douche bag.

but to be honest it was mo

>>742582799

What would that change? No use to pathologize shit when there's no treatment.

>>742582949

Fuck me, hit post before finished,

but to be honest it was more of showing her I was confidant about what I wanted in life and where I was headed and that I wanted her to be there for all of it.

>>742583059
youd know why you're so atypical? You're response is exactly what a fucking aspie would say as well. So good luck loser.

>>742575878
amen bro

shit! 20 and virgin... no fuck! lucky i have ponnies

>>742583146

Well .. fuck.

>>742577396
If that was really the average American woman no American guy would be a virgin

>>742580859
why does it seem like the facial hair standard for really fat guys is to shave everything around the mouth and then leave the rest?

Have you ever found any way to feel less sexual desire, or any desire at all? Im also a virgin beta male and i think i will end killing myself if i dont find a cure to desire :/

>>742584110
Its actually a hormone problem with most neckbeards, it only grows on the neck. Thats why they human garbage.

>>742581231
I think that mentality of "most people are better than me" is what's holding you back the most. You don't need to be a self dick sucking douche but if you can't even think highly of yourself no one else but your parents will

>>742584274

I was taking SSRIs for a year or so. It killed most of my desires at that time.

>>742583146
What use does knowing why when knowing why can't change anything more? If anything finding out he is would just make it easier to give up and not change anything else about himself

>>742584274
smoke weed, I always get super hyped everytime my girlfriend comes to stay, but she brings an ounce and after the first night, I dont want sex at all from being blazed constantly. I'm not sure if its the weed or the tobacco that actually kills libido. But thats your best bet.

>>742584441
>hurr durr whats the pointtt

because once you have a diagnosis you can have treatment plans, behavior specialists, counseling. Fucking stupid Americans with their tunnel vision. I despise you all.

>>7425781264
>I know when a girl finds me attractive because she'll laugh at something gbst isn't that funny.

This shit right here.

>>742584749
Those behavior specialists don't seem to be doing you much help buddy, someone needs to learn how to calm down

>>742573168
so despite of your efforts you didn't have any luck?

>>742584874

OP here. Again, never happened.

>>742585097

Nope. Just lots of awkward conversations.

>>742584964
Yeah guess I'm wrong, its cool to be uninformed and stupid. Its the American way!

>>742585234
Never said you were wrong, do they not learn reading comprehension where you're from?

>>742585451
Pathetic attempt at deflection, also you agree that Americans are stupid and they have tunnel vision?

>>742585224
okey so either you got ditch'd because of your physical appearance (worse than an average joe, obese, ugly etc.) or you just didn't play it right (your social side is/was weak)

I'm 28 and while I'm not kiss-less, I'm still a virgin

Sometimes It's better to look at the positives OP, sure, I've never had a girlfriend or had any of the positives that come with that, but, I've never had to endure the pain of a bad breakup, I've never gotten a girl pregnant by accident, never gotten an STD, gone through a divorce where your life can be seriously fucked up, or had to deal with a crazy psycho bitch. All these things have actually happened to people I'm either friends/family with or know through friends/family.

I've also straightened my life up, graduated college, gone on kick-ass vacations and seen cool shit, lost 60 pounds, learned a martial art and earned a brown belt, had some awesome jobs, and made a few friends here and there that I love. I've also learned to talk to women, I've just never taken that first awkward step, at least not IRL.

I've been hesitant to "sell" my virginity. But honestly, at this point, I think the shame of paying for sexual contact is less embarrassing for me than the shame of getting lucky and taking someone I like home only to have her experience my first awkward attempts at sexual contact, being that she would be someone I developed a connection with. I'm going to Japan in a few months, I'm 95% sure I'm going to visit a soapland business. It could be bad, but whatever, I'm not interested in being a wizard.

>>742585835
This is why you get diagnosed. Jesus Christ.

>>742585780

My body can be see here >>742581231. So at least not obese. It's the social side.

>>742586135

diagnosed with what faggatron?

>>742585835

Shit, it's good to know I'm not the only one. Half of my problem is I am afraid of being laughed at if I get someone to come home with me, because I would be so awkward sexually. Hell, I'm not even sure I would be able to kiss right...

>>742586247
well all I can say is that it sucks to be you right now, but the only thing you can do is to fix your social side.

do you have any trouble talking to women, like at all or is it just that you can't keep the conversation going?

>>742586907

I can approach women. Anxiety is not the issue. Being a boring, awkward, sperglord is.

>>742587069
okay, then you need to talk to women about things that interest to them. You're no longer a boring sperglord because you entertain them and they'll reward you with sex

>>742587381
*interest them

>>742587381

That's what I did. Guess I'm still boring.

>>742587492
no, per definition you bore them if you didn't talk about things that they want to know more about. That's your problem

>>742587574
this, talk about things that interest you and your partner.

>>742572934

Hell I didn't kiss somebody until I was 19.

Why? Because I couldn't be fucked to socialise.

As soon as a started socialising, it all kicked off.

Do you think that maybe it's because you haven't placed yourself into the right situations, or is it because your autistic?

>>742587749

I've been in the right situations.

>>742587574

What I basically did was making about them and what interests them and then try to keep the conversation going on that topic

>>742587832

>going to bars and clubs

oh give me a break. The average person is better off grabbing a shovel and hopping a fence into the local cemetery if they're actually looking to shag something.

The online dating was a start.

What happened?

>>742579362
her puss smells like rotten cabbage

>>742587832
did you know anything about the conversation topics that interested them? if they know a lot more than you about whatever the topic of the conversation is, it'll be boring for them

>>742572934
only 34?
pleb tier.

>>742572934
Reminder that you are my favourite shitposter

Do you ever think that sex and relationships just aren't meant for you, OP?
I've grown to accept this idea for me.

>>742587986

On Tinder: nothing (except for some bots).
The other one: a few conversations but never a date.

>>742588051

No. So I primarily asked them questions.

>>742588247

Probably.

>>742588385
also women are fundamentally interested in exclusively one thing: gossip

learn to gossip, learn to talk about babies and sex and clothes and relationships and shit add a bit of humor to the mix -----> you'll be entertaining the female creature who will reward you with sex

that's my theory at least

good luck

>>742588586

Where can I learn about this shit?

>>742589092
i'd start by surfing websites directed towards a young female audience

gotta go now

>>742589285
This is awful advice, from someone who gets their idea of women from movies.

>>742572934

Are you a nohandhold?

If you are, go for that, because you'll get a massive morale boost...and probably an erection.

>>742589874

Romantically? Yes.

>>742589840
you imbecile didn't understand absolutely anything

>>742572934

What do you think actually led to this?

>inb4 it just never happened

Why didn't it happen?

Do you live in a country where religion is sort of dominant ?

>>742590035
The irony of this post is great. Learn to speak before you insult people.

>>742590161

Because I am an awkward, boring social retard.

>>742590243

No. White person in Germany.

What's the longest you have gone without fapping? Did it change anything?

>>742590292
I'm not insulting anyone, I'm merely stating the truth.

>>742589955
Hey man, I feel for you, I just had my first kiss and oral (still virgin tho) at 19

I've been at uni for a year and that wasn't enough. What did work was going abrkad.

Have you tried going somewhere on holiday? I think what worked for me was finding a cute foreign girl.

Just having an exotic (for them) accent is a big bonus.

>>742590584
Abroad*** wtf

>>742584274
Cold showers, Smoking and less sleep.
Or bombard yourself with so much porn and fapping you'd grow tired of it.

>>742589285
https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us

>>742590396

Almost a year while on antidepressants.

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>>742590420
You cant call someone out for supposedly not learning with a sentence that makes no sense. and your view on what women like talking about its completely ridiculous. You're a joke.

>>742590942
You have no idea what my view on what women like talking about is, you fucking retard. "You're a joke", says the moron. I guess you're happy in that little imaginary world you have in your head in which you're "smarter than average". Fucking idiots should be sent en masse to gas chambers.

>>742590584
>19

You've had your dick in sombodies mouth?

I wouldn't worry. Your not even anywhere close to this guy.

there are plenty of people who wouldn't even classify you as a virgin.

>>742590357
Isn't that a dominantly Muslim country?

>>742591886

I knew that that's coming.

>get invited to watch tv at a girls place
>holyshitthismightbeit.jpg
>tried to go for it but she pulled back
I thought it would finally happen guys ;_;

>>742592428
Whoa, dude. You messed that one up. You gotta be more cool about it next time. Don't force it or move too fast. It's all about body language and timing. When the time comes, you'll know.

>>742572934
I'm +3 years older, kissless, touchless, seen-less except for porn. And I have no hope for any encounter in the near future.
I don't feel bad about it, it's the fault of my family and ex-beleifs (Christian).

the only problem you have is blaming others for your shortcomings. it is nobodies fault but yours. seize opportunity and undergo a change of character. you'd be surprised what you can accomplish even given your "circumstances".

>>742592428
thats when you get your raep on

>>742594469
Stop victim blaming.
We are what our society shapes us to be. Only critical examination of life can get one to live an authentic life.

>>742591493
haha, women love babies and clothes!

Guess you're the one that's ACTUALLY smarter than average right? Not like all the fake posers around you.

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>>742591493
Stop projecting.