>come home from work >see this, your roommate getting plowed

join in to assert dominance

Take a picture and post it to 4chan

Ask him if he has any spare change.

>>742557365
How much spare change you need?

>>742557145
Looks like you're practicing for prostate exams haha.

>>742557432
About 3.50$

>>742557145
Been in that situation several times, I just ignore it. Couple of times, it was people I didn't even know.

>>742557761
How did it happen though?
Do you just put ads online and wait on the couch naked with the door open?

>>742557145
Take out the Glock 45 and unload the clip.

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>>742557761
>elaborate pls

>>742557761
>your gay roommate gets laid more than you
why live

>>742557145
If I come home from work and have a roommate and I'm above the age of 22, I'll realize I failed at life for not having my own house

>>742557513
Goddamn loch ness monster got me again

>>742557145
make a daisy chain , and then turn 360° and walk away

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>>742557965

>>742557824
>>742557889
>>742557845
I got a house with my buddy and his girl and my GF and I. It was pretty big so it kind of became a party house. Kind of like Pinkman's in Breaking Bad. No meth, that I knew of, but lots of partying in general.

Lived like that for like 5 years.

ask to borrow tree fiddy

tell them i'm antifa too!

>>742557145
Ask if there's room for one more.

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>>742557500

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>Mfw.
"Goddamn homos."
>360 spin and walk backwards out the room.

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>>742557145
>pic very related

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>>742557145
>get naked
>dance around nice and slow while singing mambo italiano

>>742557145
Sit down and enjoy the festivities.

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>>742557145

God damn I want to rape a man.

It's not even sexual, it's just a dominance thing.

>>742557145
I would ask why is an Alt-Right rally happening on my couch.

>>742557365
Kek

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>>742559618
>I want to rape a man
>not sexually, though

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>>742559618
No, you don't. You might want to 'play rape' with a man but trust me, you don't actually want to rape a man. It's good in the moment but afterward is nothing but fear and guilt. It's pic related, but constantly.

I know because a friend told me.

>>742557145
Dammit mark what have I told you about your gay sex, don't leave me out unless you sucking my dick you gay ass nigga

>>742557513
Damn you monsta get ur goddamn money!

>>742559618
Just rape a woman, you neo-nazi homo. Free sex and you would choose to fuck a man, what a faggot.

>>742559955
>friend told me
You are a fucking rapper, just admit it.

>>742557145

Get him to suck my dick. A mouth's a mouth.

>>742560176
As long as it's a white mouth, right, you white supremacist homo.

>>742557145
Make some popcorn and enjoy the show. Call him a fag afterwards.

>>742560069
Nope. I am neither a rapper or a rapist. Neither of those things am I.

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>>742560270
Gay, you is. Massive faggot, you be. Let the Gay be with you.

>>742560223
>enjoying a literal shit show
>entire room smelling like gay man shit and ass

>>742560568
>enjoying a literal shit show
it's only a shitshow if they're into scat. otherwise, the receptive party would be properly cleaned out beforehand.
>entire room smelling like gay man shit and ass
there are ways around that kind of shit

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God I wish I was the roommate

>>742560568
>gay man shit
what does gay man shit smell like? how does it differ from straight man shit

>>742560818
sauce

>>742560835
Like AIDS

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>>742560844

It's me?

>>742557145
Ask him how the folks are doing.
>Has your dad found work?
>What's he up too?
>Is he still married to that bitch you call a mom

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>>742560818
>>742560924
where can I buy one of these?

>>742561017
I actually did something similar to that with a guy on Omegle once. Carried out a typical, normal, non-sexual conversation with him the entire time he was furiously masturbating and didn't mention a word about it.
It was really hard not to laugh.

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>>742558014

>>742561069
Dude that's fucking mint..
But what was his dad up too?

>>742559955
>friend told me
Elaborate

>>742561125
We talked about his family for a while. His dad had just got divorced and it was kind of taking a toll on his family. Fortunately his parents were on amicable terms and his younger siblings seemed to be taking it pretty well.
We also talked about gas prices and Arcade Fire.

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>>742557145

>be you
>had a long hard day at work
>just wanna go home, sit on the couch and relax a bit
>head home after grabbing a bite
>hear a strange noise coming from the outside
>sodomizedeuropeansiren.webm
>head towards stairs and hear a clap sound
>unlock the lock
>open the door
>get on the floor
>roommate getting fucked by fagosaur

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>>742561254
8/10

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I hate to use nigger memes but this really applies.
Choking during sex is almost never flattering.

>Ask to join roommate
>get plowed in the ass too
>feel good
>guy cums in both of us
>he is now our daddy

[sigh]
I'll be waiting in the car to take you to the hospital after this is over and get your hips re-aligned.

>>742560818
>>742560924
post moar pls

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>>742557145
>Unzip pants

>>742561982
yeesh, zip it back up please

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>>742561032
>>742561938

>>742559955
Well, what's the story your friend told you

>>742559618
Happened to me once. There are worse things. Still don't recommend it.

>>742562549
I'd breed your pussy 24/7

>>742557145
Oh hi Mark.

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>>742563372

good

>>742563354
Raped or got raped?

>>742563653
Got

>>742559618
you know that raping a man means that the raped guy couldn't prepare himself, so it's probably shit. like, literally.

>>742557145
asking him why he couldnt do it in his own room?
thats disrespectful

>>742557145
Bend over for him

>>742560815
are you always prepaped to have a cock up your ass? otherwise you wouldn't usually usea douche every morning.

>>742557145
>Do a 180
>Walk backwards

>>742563735
Describe in it graphic detail, please.

>>742564045
Boi that's rather forward. At least buy me dinner before demanding my rape story

>>742564310
Nah I'm kidding. I'm pretyping the greentext

>>742564310
>>742564347
OK, thank you.
I just want you to know that I am taking this seriously. I'm not masturbating or anything, I just want to really know what it's like to be raped.

>>742563920
>right onto the dick

>>742564418
Well shit, what's the point if you're not getting off to it

>>742564536
Did...did you want me to?

>>742564746
Nah dude, I'm not gonna ask people to splooge the looge over this shit. I was gauging interest though, how many of you out there are interested?

>>742564848
I am very interested.

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>>742564848
always up for a rape story and i am an agent so...

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>>742564848
Red 1 standing by

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>>742564848
go slowly

>>742564848
Ok, y'all want it all at once or in installments? I'm a slow typer on mobile so you'd have to wait a bit either way

>>742565154
Installments just being I type it out here and every now and then I hit post

>>742565154
One big-ass rape post pls

>>742557145
You say, "Hey guys, you're going to miss the alt-right rally if you don't get crackin'"

>>742565257
I think I'm actually gonna do installments cause I'm on low battery so I want to get as much out as I can

>>742565586
How it went down /b/

>15 years old
>just out of high school for the summer
>pretty nerdy kid
>never did anything wrong so I had a decent amount of freedom when it came to adult supervision
>best friend at the time (let's call him Sam) is in a pretty bourgeois family, and is also a super well behaved nerdy kid
>he actually turned out to be valedictorian, and also captain of multiple sports teams
>basically he's a big dude who was that kid in high school that was perfect at everything he did
>I'm getting sidetracked. It's important that he's bourgeois because he has a vacation cabin up north in Maine in the middle of the woods with the nearest neighbors being on like the next mountain over
>we were both in the Boy Scouts so we were accustomed to camping and outdoor stuff, so in middle school it became a tradition that every year we would head up to his cabin and be dropped off by his parents for a few days to just hang and be dudes
>this time we get there and say goodbye to his folks before they went of on their annual binge drinking around the state trip with their own friends
>we hang around for one day fishing and building fires and shit also talking about life and other gay shit like that
>a little while after sunset we decide it's time to head in and get ready for bed
>I call dibs on first shower cause I was covered in dirt and smoke so I wanted to get clean first, also I felt weird tracking dirt around the place cause it was really nice
>me being a horny 15 year old, jack off in the shower basically every time I take one
>this is no exception

>>742557145
Ask roommate if he is eating with me today or should I make food alone, proceed to my room or kitchen

>>742565623
>I'm sitting there jerkin it in the shower and then Sam knocks on the door
>"the fuck you want Sam?"
>"I've gotta take a shit dude, can't wait any longer"
>"dude that's fucking gross why didn't you just go before I got in"
>"just fuckin let me in man, you can stay behind the shower curtain"
>"fuckin, alright"
>(we had recently discovered the word fuck can be used in normal conversation and thought we were super cool for using it casually)
>I get up and go unlock the door so that he can come in
>about 1 second after I unlock the door, it comes swinging open, me still standing there walking back with my fully erect dick out on display
>neither of us acknowledge it, and I get back in the shower
>he sits there on the toilet for a while and then leaves
>he doesn't flush or anything, he just gets up and leaves
>I'm not really digging the mood anymore, so I proceed to wash myself off and get out of the shower
>getting back out, I notice that there aren't any towels in there, and my clothes are no longer on the floor

>>742557911

I have my own place at 18. Get a better job.

>>742565651
>well fuck
>yell for Sam
>no answer
>keep trying
>still no response
>fuck it I guess I'll go find a towel somewhere
>get out of bathroom Ass-naked and go like 2 rooms over to where I find Sam just sitting there
>hide behind the doorframe
>"dude where the fuck did my clothes go"
>"oh, I tossed them down the laundry chute"
>"why the fuck did you do that?"
>"I was cleaning up"
>"okay whatever, where are your towels?"
>"oh if they're not in the bathroom then I know where they are, I'll show you"
>he gets up and comes out the door where I am standing ass naked in the hallway and says to follow him
>he heads down the hallway to a door near the end that he showed me lead to the basement
>he takes me down there, meanwhile I'm doing my best to cover my junk with my hands
>he goes over and grabs a towel and tosses it above my head so I have to reach up and grab it
>I miss, meaning I have to turn around and bend over to pick it up
>pick the towel up and cover myself and then head upstairs
>Sam follows me back out and then he goes in and takes his shower

>>742565685
That's the end of my pretyping so it will slow down

>>742565736
faggot u better deliver

bump for story

>>742566033
>>742563436
>>742562549
>>742560924
>>742560818
>>742557145
how do gays manage to be so smooth?
what the fuck

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>>742557145
If it's a hot guy like that proceed to lick stranger's anus.

>>742557145
I evict him and use his rental deposit to buy a new couch.

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>>742566170
there's this thing.. i believe its called "razor" or smth like that

>>742565685
>once Sam finishes his shower, I see him also walk out of the room Ass-naked and go down to the basement because apparently he hadn't learned from my "mistake"
>at this point despite how suspicious this all looks, I have thought nothing of it
>we had spent a good amount of the time earlier talking about girls so I had no idea he was actually gay at the time
>he comes back up with just a towel on around his waist
>I think at this point it would be good to give a description of Sam
>Sam was really tall. 6'5" I believe. He was very athletic and muscular cause of all the sports he played, and had short brown curly hair
>I was of a similar build, except a few inches shorter and not as much muscular as I was skinny
>anyways he sits down next to me on the couch where I am watching tv
>I'm wearing full pajamas but he's just there with only his towel
>we watch an episode of whatever show we were both into at the time, and then decide it was time to head off for bed because we were going to get up early tomorrow for the winds on the lake to take his sunfish sailboat out
>he goes in first and puts on a pair of underwear and tells me I'm good to come in
>I see his pajamas just resting over the side of a chair in the room
>I sleep in just my underwear most of the time as well so I figure fuck it, if he's gonna then I'm gonna too
>I strip down to my underwear in the other room and then come back where he is already in bed
>there is one bedroom in the house, so we bot just use sleeping bags on top of it because the bedding is kept at home with the parents and, we're not gonna share a regular bed, we're too cool for that

>>742566271
but how do you not cup your balls

>>742566371
you just have to stretch your ballsack a little to create a smooth surface

>>742557145
Save my homie, of course. That's man-rape.

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>>742566478
and how is man-rape different from an usual rape. r u being misogynistic? and maybe ur homie likes it?

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>>742559618
well, fuck, I'm out
see you tomorrow, /b/

>>742566285
>we both hop in to our sleeping bags and start talking about how cold it is in there
>the way the breeze hits the spot we're in it always gets really cold at night
>San then comes up with a great idea
>we can unzip our sleeping bags all the way so that they're just a flat blanket, and then use both of them so we each have to layers
>young me is thinking "fuck yeah, that's a great idea, I'll get to sleep in no time
>turns out that wasn't the case
>Sam kept scooching closer to me for the next few minutes saying that there wasn't enough on his side
>this however turned out to be a lie
>I accepted that his arm was up against me and that it was just going to be a fact, until I realized that his arm was moving ever so slightly up and down on the bed
>worried that I would wake him I look over in his direction very slowly
>the way the moonlight is entering the room is enough that I can see him, but he can't see me in any detail
>when I turn I notice two things, one a slight movement in the waist region of his part of the covers, and two, his face staring right at me
>holy shit dude
>now this is where I should've figured out something was up, but low and behold I did not
>I'm a horny 15 year old, I get it. Instead of "oh shit he's jerkin it to me being right next to him" I thought "damn, the balls on this guy, jerkin it right next to his bro, what if I had caught him?"
>so at this point I'm kinda uncomfortable but basically trying to ignore it and get to sleep
>unfortunately for me, I am a light sleeper

>My couch

Tell them to fuck on they own shit.

Fuckin jerks.

nigga this thread gay as fuck
bitch ass niggas

https://youtu.be/VNTwr-Cr9SU

Check my map again, I'm obviously walking in circles.

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>>742560835
Well it smells like cum, obviously

>>742557145
>"Hey hotties. Keep up the good work."
>walk away

>>742557145
Ask them if they got sauce for this video

>>742557761
Fucking aids

>>742567168
it's L I T E R A L L Y in the filename

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>>742557145

>>742566847
WHERE'S THE RAPE?

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>>742567348

>>742566847
>after having dozed off to the gentle rhythms of my friend aggressively jerkin the geek right next to me, I get a bit of a rude awakening
>I'm sleeping comfortably, until a bit of a jostle wakes me up
>I'm slowly awoken by the feeling of a hand stretching the band of my underwear tight and then gently grasping at my right ass cheek
>I'm still in a dazed sleep at this point but I'm almost conscious enough to remember what's going on
>the hand then slides up from my ass to my waist
>I think it's all good and it was just Kart of a dream
>but after a few seconds, the hand keeps sliding in the same direction
>it passes over the bone of my waist and I feel the hand slide down towards my groin
>thanks to the mystical force known as gravity, my dick is all the way facing the left where the ground is, so Sam kinda had to go fishing around in there
>at this point I'm coming to more
>then I'm jolted awake by the hand finding and grasping my dick
>again, horny 15 year old. Instantly diamonds
>the palm of his hand is covering my urethra and the head of my dick while his fingers are squeezing and running up and down as far as they can reach
>weird, but in retrospect it felt pretty good
>finally mostly awake again I sit up and he rolls over
>try and get his attention and he fakes waking up
>was it all a dream?
>"yo man can you scoot over a bit? You're kinda really close to me"
>"oh ok"
>I go back down, too filled with nervous adrenaline to sleep, but I pretend, to see if it's the real deal or not, this time also basically bending in half so that my dick was not in any sort of reachable position, kinda like a "V" shape

>>742567348
You DO realize that's probably what they want, right?

>>742557145
Watch, like literally everybody itt would.

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>>742567520
>he pretended to go to sleep and so did I, and then it came back
>he rolled himself over in bed putting himself straight up against my back
>that was when I felt it, he had removed his underwear and his bare Cock was out underneath the covers
>I could feel it as he pressed the length of it along the length of my ass crack
>in the same roll, he draped an arm over me underneath where I had positioned my arm and the hand came to rest very near the center of the "V"
>that was when he started moving
>he started grinding his dick up and down my ass crack and he stuck his hand down and was stroking wha of my cock he could get his hands on
>here is where I resisted
>I tried to pull his hand out from in there, and that was when he realized I was awake all along
>"you weren't supposed to be awake" he says while he pulls me as close to him as he can, doing another thrust
>his hands go down and grab my waistband tugging as hard as he can against my efforts to stop him
>as I said earlier, he is much more muscular and strong than me, so inevitably he won

>>742567985
[throb]

>>742567985
>I can feel his cock sliding up an down, lubricated by sweat
>he hasn't tried to put it in me yet, but I know it's only a matter of time
>in the same manner as he was before he was furiously stroking my dick, which I do admit made it a good amount harder to fight
>eventually he used the environment around him to his advantage, getting me constrained in the sleeping bag that he wrapped around me and then put all his weight on so I could not squirm out.
>this is where him being a Boy Scout comes in handy
>he has me pinned down, and reaches over to his backpack that he has hung up on the bedpost
>he pulls out a knife
>at this point I'm terrified, but he says "don't worry, it's not for you"
>he then reaches in, and pulls out a length of rope
>he cuts off 4 smaller lengths and then puts the knife away
>shit, I know what those are for

>>742559618
craigslist

>>742559618
1.) gay, straight or bi?
2.) where you at

>>742568373
well, that's sinister

>>742568373
>he unpins my limbs one my one, keeping them under his control as he tied off each one to a bedpost
>I know yelling for help will do nothing for me there's nobody for miles
>he finishes off the last leg and then puts the sleeping bag back on top of me
>he starts kissing me, forcing his tongue in as far as he can get it
>I can feel it squirming around in my mouth
>this whole time he is fondling my cock through the blanket
>eventually he decides he's had enough of that and starts licking my hands and arms
>kinda weird , but hey who am I to judge, I'm not the one doing the raping
>he then starts rubbing his dick all over my arms and upper chest
> after that weird shit, he gets on his knees on top of me and starts walking up my chest towards my face
>he rests the head of his dick on my lips and says "open up"
>m'fuckthatshit
>after I refuse to comply he grabs my cheeks and pushes in, forcing my jaw open because I'm not prepared
>he then pushes his cock through the opening of my mouth
>I can taste the sweat, both his and mine from this whole ordeal
>he plunges it back until I start coughing
>after that he knows how far he can push it, and does so, pulling my head up onto his cock up and down until I feel it start to pulse in my mouth

>>742569026
>>742568373
>>742567985
>>742567520
>>742566847
>>742566285
>>742565685
>>742565651
>>742565623
Is this fiction or...?

>>742566673
that is the EDGIEST meme I have ever seen holy fuck

>>742561488
>Choking during sex is almost never flattering.

I dont know, my ex seemed to enjoy it. she looked like she was cumming just from the choking

>>742569078
Nah dude

>>742569026
>I can't force my mouth closed cause it would just be me biting into my own cheeks cause of his fingers
>after he finished cumming, he says to me "don't swallow, or spit, or else"
>well fuck, I mean I kinda trust that or else is a pretty bad thing
>he dismounts me and then stands up next to the bed
>there I am spread eagle getting rope burns from struggling and my open mouth is full of cum
>he just walks out the door
>in a minute he comes back with a glass of water with one ice cube in it
>he sits on the bed next to me and starts sipping the water
>he starts to play around with my dick a little
>some of it is like before with the palm
>some of it is just regular old handjob style
>he licks and sucks it a few times
>and then I see it, he's standing up having finished his water and I can watch his dick pulsing back up to its erect form
>wellfuck.jpg
>then he takes the glass he had drank water from, and dumps out the ice cube into his hand

>>742557513

>Nessie still got it

>>742569078
Yes its fiction

>>742569349
sure is summer in here.

>>742569581
>takes out the cube and then starts messing around with it rubbing it on different parts of me, but apparently it's not doing it for him, so he tosses it back into the cup
>now he starts playing with my dick more, sucking it and shit all the while jerking himself off
>he starts rubbing it up against mine and shit, don't really get how that gets him off, but it's not my raping
>eventually he's getting close and climbs back up again to where he was before
>shoots his next load into my mouth, noticeably smaller than the last
>basically he keeps on doing shit like this all night, I'm out of time so I gotta stop here

>>742569956
>in a pickle?
>mention summer!
>guaranteed success.

>>742570147
Kek

>>742559287
>360 degree spin
>you are walking straight toward them