You've summoned the great Pepe, you have only one wish,

>>742511102
I want a GF

>>742511102
I want to be happy.

Never give or get a std, or get people pregnant.

>>742511102
I want to unbox a USP-S neo noir on csgo

I wish I was dead

Please make this world a loving place and not an evil satanic hellhole run by pedos and scunts. Please rid this Universe and all others of evil.

I want two bulldozers

>>742511102
Eternity

i want a million dollars per month

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Dubs

>>742511879
better yet

>>742511102
Jews removed from existence.

I don't want to kms :[

I want immortality

I wish I got alot more money

>>742511877
I want two goats with leashes i can attatch to my bulldozers

I wish pepe was real and ruled the world

>>742511102
I want a lifetime supply of marzipan

i just want her with me, that would make me so happy

Bigger dick

Someone to stick my dick into

>>742511102
I wish for a T-65 X-wing starfighter

>>742511102
I wish that she would talk to me tonight which would lead her and I to enter a romantic relationship that will last forever.

I wish the 4th Reich would materialise and have domain of all nations on Earth. And all faggots and niggers disappear.

>>742511102
I want to go to my island now, reality is tedious

>>742511959
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Fuuuuuck, I wanna fuck this guy

>>742511102
make me pancakes

>>742511102
I want a hot GF

I want exactly what i want

>>742513333
Oh my

>>742513333
I FINALLY GOT QUADS

>>742513333
nigga you fucked, get back in the lamp

>>742511102
I want people to like me. Ty, Sage, Dalton, Parker, Kaleb, Jaydon, Max. I want all of them and more to be able to like me and think i;m interesting.

I want even

>>742513428
And a GF

Wait no hot girlfriend?

>>742511102
I want to suck a logg out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

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I want Der Fuhrer to come back.

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No girlfriend

>>742513333
Reroll then -_-

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>>742511102
Hitlers Fourth Reich to successfully 'reeducate' every colored and mud blood.

social life plz

>>742513840
Wait what do i get?

>>742511102
I want infinite power

I want some dr. pepper

I want to be a Immunity Doggo. To grant people immunity and protect them with my life from curses.

>>742515160

Reroll, because 0

>>742511102
I want lots of money

>>742511102
I want my life to work out.

>>742515245
Shit, got some MTN dew instead but that's still good

I want to die alone

>>742511102
big titty milky mommy futa gf pls

Give me a K-63 helmet

I just want a loyal, virgin waifu for an entire laifu.

Give me a nice lovable girlfriend for me

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>>742511102
Kill all gipsy

>>742511102
I wantt to have infinite gilded pizza

>>742511102
I want to get my dick wet tonight

Remove this acne

Nullify my last wish

Nullify all my wishes

Make it so I never wished

>>742511399
Granted ... But you may find this blessing to be a curse one day, Anon ...

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I wish I'll get my shit together soon.

>>742511102
Get gf
Or wide shoulders

>>742511102
Make me confident enough to pull my ass out of the dirt

>>742511102
I wish that no one in this thread gets their wishes.

>>742511102
What about 0?

>>742517816
bro, zero is even retake math

i wish my brother would reply to me already.

i waited long enough

>>742518254
Bro like suck my nuts

>>742511102
gf pls goodnight

>>742511102
more wishes

>>742511102
I art Pepe!

>>742518807
rerolling for this poor faggot

i wish legion >>742518179 →

I want to be happy

>>742511102
To be a god, have the power to manifest anything or control anyone I want, to create and destroy universes and life forms, to have access to all the information in existence or that can be imagined

>>742511102
do gud in college pls pepe

Great Pepe, please grant me a little bit of weed for the next couple of days.

>>742511102
I want to be able to grant my own wishes

>>742511102
I just want to complete what I left unfinished in my life

>>742511102
Make me the cute girl pepe.

Let me be happy ty

Make me famous bitch

i want her to love me forrever

I wish I will roll an odd number

>>742521037
I broke the system

kill all muslims

i want girls to love me

>>742521213
kill ALL MUSLIMS

>>742521279
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>742511102
End it all.

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Please give her back

>>742511887
You're in major debt now!

>>742518548
Math is HARD

>>742511102
I want a beautiful, intelligent, and caring woman that would let me put it in.

>>742511102
race war

>>742511102
make basic math disappear and leave only calculus.

>>742521731
you get an ugly, stupid, uncaring woman that puts it in you

I want to roll dubs or better everytime I post.

>>742511102
I want some weed

>>742521903
I'll take it!

I want to have sex with karina from work

Reroll

Win the lottery

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To make lots of money so I never have to worry about finances again.

>>742523582
r-reroll?

>>742523686
oh ok then

I wish for a cure to religion

>>742522960
>>742522960
>>742522960
>>742522960
>>742522960

I want eternal happiness, and whatever means necessary to have that and to spread it for others.

>>742511102
I want to get a roll of evens

>>742511102
I wish to have superaids.

>>742524095
i am now immune to aids

Kill me

So um yeah I want her please magnificent pepe

>>742524290
?

I wish to never come in contact with another nigger ever again

>>742524385
:(

>>742511102
Ivanka Trump BLACKED at her father's next State of the Union address.

>>742524444
Hello new Pepe

>>742524444
>>742524496
>>Alas, Pepe has deceived me

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I would like to be president one day

I wish to have a successful YouTube channel

>>742524444
Holy shit quads

>>742511102
A musclechub body with plenty of hair

to become the only true god

i want dubs

FUCK PEPE IN THE ASS

I wish to become more wealthy

I wish no one else's wishes come true

I want to be immortal

>>742525700
I wish to take back my wish

>>742511102
for a friend I wish his waifu was real

>>742511102
I want chocolate please m'lord

>>742511102
a chubby girl to sit on my face

I want my dick to be 9 inches long and a good sex partner

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I wish for this thread to be deleted

>>742511102
i wish for 10 tons of salt'n'vinegar potato chips

I wish to be the luckiest man in the world

a life

>>742511102
i want trump and hillary to kill each other live on camera

I want a huge penthouse in San Francisco

>>742511102
let a nigga nut

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>>742526488
FUCK YESSSS

>>742511102
I want have dubs

>>742511102
rolling
i wish to get a girlfriend

>>742511102
i wish that i would meet someone special

>>742511102
I want to have a girlfriend

>>742511102
If you wish for a girlfriend but you get odds, you stay single or do you get a boyfriend?

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To not be alone

>>742511102
a sandwich

>>742511102
i wish for a girlfriend

i want trips once in my life

I just wanna eat ass

Rolly Polly pop
I wanna gf

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>>742511102
I want an even gets

>>742511102
i wish that every one on this thread that wants a girlfriend will get one within three years

>>742511399
Granted
*removes penis *

>>742527396
Thank you...

Can my crush like me back plz just hop on my dick k bye thanks pepe

i want a trap gf

>>742511102
I wish lottie was real

>>742511102
Can we have a race war?

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>>742511102
Head on a stake

Please give me dubs

>>742511102
I want nazism to rise in America

I want to fuck both of them Pepe

I wish for nothing.

I wish for instant death

I want a forklift.
There is no opposite to a forklift.

>>742511102
pepe, dont grant my wish

>>742531117
The opposite of getting a forklift is getting no forklift. Sucks to be you.

will i find love in perfektion

>>742511102
I wish that no matter what I wanted, I had exactly enough money to purchase it.

I wish bananas would stop getting posted in the ylyl breads

>>742532136
That wish does good for all of us. U should have added andy sixx threads to be removed too.

I wish I don't develop feelings for a girl I'm fucking

>>742532427
Ah fuck

Get revenge on girl who manipulated me

Gimmie money and fame.

>>742532800
Just gimmie lods ov emone.

>>742511102
Ability to create any object whether it be real or fake. Basically like console commands.

>>742532479
ah aha ha ha

2bh some questions you ask because you already know the answer tho

>>742532855
Gimmie an extremely well paying job. And also the abilty to fly.

>>742511102
I wish I didn't wish for this wish.

>>742511102
i wish op wasn't suck a faggot

>>742533191
looks like op is ever more of a faggot now

I wish I lost 420 billion pesos.

I wish I will have the opportunity to impregnate a 10/10 female this semester.

I want a portal gun

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>>742511102
I wish for a bar of solid gold

I want to know the secrets of the universe

I want to not live my life alone anymore

>>742511102

Great Pepe, I wish to have a gf. Please make it so.

want a full bank account just enough to live
and that gf stays by me

I want to lose my virginity within a year, great Pepe!

to get my shit together

i wish have 2 inches added to my dick size. please pepe

give me canser

give my life meaning

I wish to become famous and rich.

>>742511102
Pinochet to come back and kill commies.

>>742511102
I want a gf who'll approach me and stay there afterwards

>>742526111
rektd

>>742511102
i need one, just one real rare pepe

I wish for suggestions for snacks because all I can think of is chocolate covered almonds

>>742511102
Make him break up with her and her come to me

I wanna become pepe

cen i hav pusi

>>742511102
Get my laid this saturday

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>>742538965
You get the opposite

I want to be a god

>>742511102
Get a job

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I wish for this trap to die

>>742511102
I want her to love me

>>742539535
why? did he turn down your desperate sexual advances?

>>742511102
GF?

Let me fuck her

i wanna become a billionaire

Get a gf that stays

>>742511102
Grant me the power to see every woman I meet naked

>>742540811
12 inch big girth schlong

>>742511102
I want her

I want good luck

poo poo pee pee

make me lose weight pepe

Pls pepe

>>742511102
i wish ,i have 7 wish

A high end pc

>>742511102
i wish , 9 more wish,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pepe

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>>742511951
W I S H G R A N T E D
D U B S C H E C K E D

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I wish for dubs.

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>>742511102
I want somebody to steal my weed

>>742511102
My wish is that no one can make wishes anymore

I just want to be happy

>>742542567
Like I wasn't expecting that asshole

>>742511102
I want a 10 inch dick I'm tired of being a dicklet please pepe grant me my wish

>>742511102
To be rich

>>742543785
great

>>742511102
I wish to be successful with my next suicide attempt.

>>742543822
To be super rich

i wish all the animes would disappear forever

>>742511102
Carolina

Wish I could learn more languages fast

inb4 normie

let me have my own place.

Carolina

>>742511102
I have no power now, so if my wish for unlimited power isn't answered, I will have lost nothing.

Checkmate, Pepe.

>>742544001
leme reroll
want my own place.

>>742511102
hc/b?

I wish all the niggers would die off

I wish OP would kill himself

>>742511102
I wish for a free Kekastan, for all the Kekastainy people!

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I just want him to come home.

>>742544288
Nice no further wishes needed

>>742511102
A tall buff /fit/ bf

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>>742511102
I wanna have ww3 now

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>>742541822

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>>742544600
alright bet, and i want to become god

Wish for gf

>>742511102
I want a sandwich, ideally now.

>>742544355
Go home /pol/ you're drunk

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>>742511102
For people to get red pilled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwRJAmW05mo

I wish I had power over reality

>>742511102
Ok pepe, I wish that my asberger's younger brother would just kill himself already.

>>742544461
Trips and odd, fuck me :(

>>742545058
35% isn't that low but he's also a huge selfish cunt so he probably won't do it.

>>742511102
i want a sandwich

>>742511102
I want to complete all my goals in the next 6 months