Any femnons in the eastern Massachusettes area? Just seeing

>>742505669
Wear it yourself faggot

>>742506124
/thread

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>>742506156
>>742506124
I have before

>>742505669
Is this the World we live in today? Someone fill this man's zero suit!

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>>742505669
lol. Bump until OP finds a samus to pose and take pics to upload. Forget the cuddle part that shits gay.

>OP should become a proffesional photographer
>meets people (forced)
>hangs with camera all the time
>bitches asking free professional photos
>life is good
>then OP finally asks ''h...hey... I I I like cosplay too... I have a S..Sa... Metroid Suit at home... wanna try it for a photo session?
>OP wont get laid, but will upload pics of multiple Samus on /b/ thus his life will get better soon, will make money and then be happy on /b/ee

6ft tall and 127 lbs. Sorry.

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>>742506622
I don't know what to make of this

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>>742506754
It's ok

>>742506754
Wanna just cuddle instead?

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Bump this shit, we'll get you that femnon.

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Self bump

>>742507049
Maybe but I live too far

>>742505669
Even if they're black?

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>>742507629
O-ok

why not pay for an escort or a whore?

you're begging for a trap to contact you here

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>>742507725
why

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>back

I live in western mass. Also not a femanon. GL OP

>>742507845
Cuz I'm black and I live close to you. You got a problem cuddling a strong, proud negress?

>>742508701
Sub 5'5? Age?

>>742508815
5'3"
19

>>742508885
Sub 135?

>>742508815
I'm in Pittsfield, where are you?

>>742508701
oooh I love proud black girls. So much fun when they are subs.

>>742508701
>>742505669
don't do it OP.

>>742508996
on a good day. max 140. But my boobs and ass is most of that. 32DDD

Dont do it OP youll catch sheboon fever

>>742509127
shut up you racist piece of shit you dont know me

>>742509028
>>742509127
Expand

>>742509196
thats some mighty big lip from some mighty big lips

>>742509115
Your Kik?

>>742509273
roastbeefwithextrahorseradish

>>742509273
harambinadindunuffins023

>>742509273
putyoursmallwhitedickinmyniggerassyoumetriodlovingfaggot

>>742509273
nobodywilleverloveafantasticalfaggotlikeyou

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>>742505669where did you get this I want one to make my wife wear. Pic related. 5ft 110lbs

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>>742509658
Bumping with more of wife.

What's one of those cost?

>>742509892
>>742509658
Amazon, between $80-100

One will tailor it but it costs like $200

>>742507823
This

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>>742510254
Cheers ty anon

>>742509892
post more of wife

Self bump. Want any more photos of the suit?

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>>742511358
It's really humid so it's tough to get on

>>742512110
full body pic?

>>742512397
Fine I'll get into it. One pic

>>742512565
waiting...

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>>742513138

>>742507801
I'd faek the one in the picture

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>>742513535

what a massive faggot you are

>>742513880
You asked

>>742513938
im not that anon, im the one saying youll have better luck hiring a whore

>>742513535
Backside, you nigger

>>742514118
All the ones here are 40+ or 200+

>>742513535
do you even wash that thing before the girl has to wear it?

bump, someone on this fucking website is getting laid if its the last thing i do

>>742505669
What town do you live in?

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>>742514195
Well it's in the wash now so yeah
>>742514164

>>742514571
Plymouth

>>742514745
Exact adress and credit card info?

>>742514687
looking skinny as fuck, no wonder you can't get a woman

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OP let us see your other costumes

>>742514906
What do you expect if I can fit into it

>>742515004
Not now

>>742509259
roasted

OP, how are you planning to murder your next victim?

>>742514745
OK now I know to avoid going there due to your faggotry.

>>742515089
May I ask why a single guy own multiple costumes for females?
I'm not trying to be rude but im genuinely curious.

>>742509658
sup tommy?

>>742515559
I just like how they feel, have a lot of $$$, and sort of been shot gunning for this

>>742515787
Give me $100

Show face OP. Grils need to know what they're cuddling with

>>742514687
Hank Hill is that you?

>>742513535
Cute

whats your zip? :)

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>>742517777
02330
Also nice quads

>>742506269
wear it and ill snuggle you faggot

>>742518364
U threatening me?

>>742517777
quads

>>742518364
Wait what are you saying O.O

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What level autism is this?

I really want this to happen for OP. He might be a faggot but hes a cool one.

>>742519696
How?

>>742505669
truly putting the "one" in lonely

>>742519942
How? Like someone coming over to OP, id be content even if the negress were to do it for him.

>>742519577

Over 9000

>>742520095
I don't even think she's still here

>>742506622

>>742505669
>>742507845


Lets get a kick starter going to hire him an escort that will come wear it and cuddle with him

>>742505669
I almost moved to that area. Dodged that fucking bullet.

>>742505669
This old copy/paste again?

>>742505669
>this fucking weeb actually having any standards while asking for a cuddle buddy on /b

When will the beta bullshit end?

>>742520200
The cruel reality is that this poor bastard will probably never get to have his dreams fulfilled.

>>742520249

MASS sucks, except for Boston proper, Cambridge Somerville and Charlestown.

Every other part of Massachusetts is terrible.

>>742513535
Do some courageous poses with it, like PEPSI MAN


YOU COULD BE THE SAMUS A-MAN OF /b/

>>742520896
TOP FUCKING KEK

DO PEPSI MAN YOU REED RICHARDS LOOKIN' MOTHAFUCKAAAAA

>>742521787
you bumpin' for pepsi man?

bump

im in mass. whats your #? ill think about it

Best of luck op. I hope you get a samus cuddle budy.

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Top kek

>>742521875
He put out his email

>>742523042
Emai?? Where did he put # out

bump

OP not posting because hes snuggling right now?

>>742524333
Jesus its the opening post

>>742520218
>>742506622
Bumping OP needs a escort rn

Emailed OP and talked for a bit. On my way to make his fantasy a reality. AMA

>>742505669
Are you the same anon that posted this before?

>>742525201
Are you a cute grill?

Says he has money, gets a femanon what are the odds.

>>742525201
lol post pics

how much did it cost?

>>742525201
It's a trap.

>>742526477
>>742510254

>>742515004
Still here?

A wild trap appeared, op used "murder-suicide" was super effective.

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>>742519577
you tell me

>>742525201
U there yet

>>742513535
I recognize that bulge

>>742509006

:0

Haven't posted in this thread before, but I used to live a few blocks from BMC. Recently moved to a new place off Pecks Rd.

Look on Twitter for the tag #ShittyPittyAnon if you're into cuddling a fat NEET or just want to troll a soft target.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>742518236
>02330
Meet me in fallriver and i'll snuggle you homeboy

>>742505669
I'm in Bourne OP, where are you?

>>742525201
are you actually a femanon or is this just a massive TRAPPPP!!

if you're wearing the suit does that mean you're 5'5 and 135lbs OP?

Will OP post win or will he let us hanging?

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*passes out snacks*

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getting in on whats about to be a new classic

Guys, I think OP just wanted an excuse to post pictures of himself in this suit. He probably even knew that you fags would ask for it so y'all got played.

>>742533137
Oh, snap.