Are you f-feeling down, Anonymous? Like nothing is g-going your

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>>742466656
T-thank you darling. How are you t-this morning?

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Ah, Alice, I love you...

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>>742466710
L-love you too <4

I guess nobody needs help this morning.

>>742466681
I'm alright, it's a new day so I'll be trying to make the most of it.

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>>742466840
Mornings are always s-slow.

>>742466850
Today is a n-new day <4

i feel bad cos i broke my hand and cant go to work. more bored than depressed tho

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>>742466924
Oh d-dear! How did you break it dear? Are you okay?

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Good mornin'.
Just passing through- I have to go into work on my day off to clean up other people's messes.

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>>742466960
W-what a pain in the ass! Do you at l-least get overtime?

>>742466991
no pay if not at work
kinda screwed

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>>742466991
Nah, since my hours are shit this week anyways. I don't mind it too much.. I'm dragging my ass and making it take up more of my afternoon, though.. been "finishing my coffee" for like 40 minutes.
I'm spending this week submitting resumes. Really tired of working for this company for a lot of reasons. I need stable hours or better pay.

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Good morning everyone, I need some advice

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>>742467134
T-that sounds awful Anonymous.....

>>742467146
I'd h-hire you if I had m-more money to spend <4

>>742467171
You're Russian, no amount of advice can fix that.

Now leave.

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>>742467187
I'm also a quarter Mongolian, can you still help me?

>>742467187
shes got nice tits though

>>742467228
Sorry, you're still not qualified to be helped.

>>742467228
sure post tits first

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>>742467178
ill be fine
just want to get my cast off
gonna be another month

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>>742467178
Generous as always. I kind of want to find a job at a plant nursery around here or something else outside anyways.
>>742467230
Post-tits

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now this is a different kind of love

>>742467259
What did you do?

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>>742467259
*kisses your forehead* I'm s-sorry you have to deal with that, Anonymous. I w-wish I could help.

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>>742467248
I was just wondering how to improve my relationship with my boyfriend
>>742467250
No

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>>742467272
I w-would literally die in the heat!

>>742467283
Huh?

>>742467299
engineer (build racecars)
cool job but my boss is difficult
and i cant work atm

>>742467272
show tits

>>742467326
post tits

>>742467326
Don't, that's my advice.

Is this a meme?

My gf just dumped me last week. What do?

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>>742467341
*claps* Oh w-wow! I'm a financial engineer (maybe a software engineer if you push me on it), it's always s-so much more interesting to hear about real engineers that w-work with their hands <4

D-do you like your job?

>>742467341
I was asking about how you broke your arm.

>>742467311
doesnt hurt just inconvenient
Anyone think i can ride a motorbike like this??

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>>742467396
*blinks slowly* C-can you give me more information on the situation? *wraps her arms tightly around you* B-but I'm sorry to hear that Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry....how do you f-feel?

Last t-time I got dumped, it f-felt like my stomach was twisted into knots f-for weeks...

>>742467396
Why did she dump you? How long were you going out? How do you feel now that the relationship is over?

We need more info, Anon.

>>742467400
i love my job but wish i made enough money to live

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I found Alice2

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>>742467348
Heres an IOU.
>>742467339
I have only gotten heat exhaustion once in the past few years.. im sure you'd be fiiine!

Alright coffee is gone. Time to go to work I guess

>>742467400
Where is her fucking nose?

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>>742467421
I w-would not recommend it!

>>742467460
*blinks* S-someone working on such a high profile project isn't m-making a living wage?

>>742467466
S-sorry, I'm a biological woman.

Tfw living in a hotel with 2 other people and school is too much effort and outlook on life dampening

>>742467413
crashed my motorbike going about 50mph

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>>742467479
R-right around her regular one.

>>742467468
H-have a good day!

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>>742467355
I cannot, you're not my boyfriend.
>>742467373
You're not very good at this
>>742467468
Revy

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>>742467491
W-why is school too much effort?

>>742467488
Nope
I'm paid £25 a day
i work from 8am till 5pm without any breaks
i might quit just so i have money

>>742467537
show tits

>>742467537
Ika.

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>>742466897
Hi Alice!!
Nice to see you! One more worknight and The Weekend begins!

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>>742467559
I w-would definitely recommend getting a job that f-fulfills your basic needs, Anonymous....

>>742467570
G-god I can't wait for this week to be over.

>>742467445
>Last t-time I got dumped, it f-felt like my stomach was twisted into knots f-for weeks...

I only got dumped once but it was the worst thing ever, pretty much. It was my first love and we were together for 2 years. She was pretty amazing, the type with bottomless hope who never gave up on anyone. Then she gave up on me and it really fucked with me.

The funny thing is, like a year later she told me that she only said that to provoke a reaction from me. She was leaving for college and she wanted me to follow her and she thought that would do it because I was supposed to know that she would never give up on someone but instead of that happening I broke and gave up on myself forever.

It was quite a way to get dumped.

>>742467554
Have to study and work for it ugh
Also
>tfw poor
>tfw smol shota
>tfw no money

I intend on taking medical utensils from the lab at work and performing dissections here. Surely some twisted fucker will enjoy it.

>>742467537
>You're not very good at this

Actually, I'm the best. Most people don't see the value in giving up but it's one of the best solutions to a lot of problems.

>>742467641
Thank you for planning OC
what will you dissect?

>>742467704
this guy gets it

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>>742467640
You n-need to earn your happy ending d-dear.

>>742467641
Is t-this a question?

>>742467634
*blinks so slowly, the orbit of the moon slows substantially due to tidal forces*

So she DID give up on you; a year of waiting seems a hell of a lot like giving up to me.

>>742467592
Imma apply for a new job soon.
probably while im sat at home with a broken thumb unable to go anywhere

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>>742467565
You're not boyfriend and you're not my master!

>>742467568
Good morning, Kermit

>>742467704
I just want to please my bf

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How do I stop being such a sperglord?

I post long rants on kikebook about trivial shit that nobody cares about, usually after I've been awake all night and overcaffeinated myself.

I was diagnosed with ASD (asperger's) as well as Paranoid Schizophrenia, and it's hell to be me. When something strikes my nerves, I either rant it out to one of my few friends that will listen, or I make a verbose social media post about it.

It's irritating because I'd like to believe that I'm socially aware enough to realize the negative impact it has on people's opinions of me.

>>742467731
I want a happy ending from mommy Alice òwó

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>>742467704
W-while cutting your losses is an appropriate and acceptable solution, it is r-rarely the "best" solution.

>>742467733
I w-would highly recommend it!

>>742467492
what is your excuse to be alive

>>742467754
get those tits out

>>742467713
Whatever will fit into the makeshift euthanasia chamber I built. I'm not going to murder domestic animals, though.

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>>742467763
W-why would you like to believe that w-when it is clearly not true?

>>742467445
>>742467451

We were together for about 1 year and some months... maybe year and a half. During the last months of the relationship I was already feeling she was a bit less cheerful as she was at the beginning but only sometimes. My plans after gratuating from university were moving to her country to maybe find a job or masters degree there. During these days I wanted to keep fighting for love tbh but right now I feel it's a loss of time and that having hope is being delusional. I think the best for my sanity is to avid contact of all sorts with her.

Now I found an interesting internship in Iceland which I might take. It is not paid but it's basically working with an artist which I'm looking forward to. At lest thinking about that and doing sports keeps my mind distracted.

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>>742467754
I'm not Kermit. Im Revy. I'm posting this from the bathroom while I get ready for work.
Whats wrong with your relationship

>>742467559
Pretty sure that is illegal lad. Chat with citizens advice or whatever its called in england. They can pressure your employer. You might get fired but that's no loss if you are thinking of quitting anyway.

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>>742467789
Omg fine leave me alone!
>

>>742467731
I suppose you're right. It also fucked up the next two years of my life because my best friend at the time was also in love with me and when everyone else left me she stuck around to manipulate my vulnerability into dependence on her. And then she cheated on me two years later anyway.

God, I really suck.

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>>742467819
T-take the internship and f-forget about her, Anonymous. M-move on with your life.

>>742467808
It has occurred to me that I have posted in the wrong neighbourhood.

>>742467783
always wear protective gear.
it amazes me that the only gear you have to wear legally is a helmet. you dint even need one in america

>>742467864
No your IRL ones you russian sociopath

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>>742467866
S-sounds like the people you LOVE suck, n-not you.

>>742467863
im pretty sure it is as well but there is not a lot i can do about it. just gonna quit

>>742467808
Oh. Lizards, voles or..?
Whats made you want to do this? Do you do dissections for your job?

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>>742467853
Lol that picture.
Oh and I thought you were Kermit cuz he's the only one who calls me Ika.
And my relationship is well, but I don't know how to be romantic...
>>742467897
._.,
now you get no tits

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>>742467884
Yes you d-do. Helmets are r-required in most states. Only three states h-have no requirements.

>>742467944
What do you define as "romantic"? What stops you from being that way?

>>742467944
tits tits tits

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>>742467972
I don't know how to define it at all, he's romantic with me but I don't care for it. Also he said I'm a lot like Revy
>>742467974
>>742467974
no u

>>742467956
nice pic alice but arent you going over the just therapy limits c:

>>742467920
Yeah but I was the one who loved them, so.

>>742467944
Try to talk to him more, but don't act too clingy. Try to randomly compliment him, not too much or it'll lose its punch. Try to smile for him and rest against him and shit. Don't do anything cliche or dumb, big romantic turn off. Make jokes too, subtle ones that make him have a soft kek.

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>>742467956
Good. helmets save lives.
if you ride without one you deserve your inevitable death

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>>742468095
*blinks so slowly, stars blink out and new ones flare into existence before she opens her eyes*

W-what are you babbling about?

>>742468117
Can't h-help who you love, Anonymous.
Don't blame yourself because other people are assholes.

This is not Alice

>>742468198
but its still a lovely person

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>>742468162
I agree wholeheartedly <4
Just r-remember the US is n-not strongly federal; there are m-many laws that are n-not managed federally but on the state level.

Think of it like the EU; the EU has laws, but mostly governing intercountry commerce. Each nation is responsible for their own local laws.

So w-we don't have federal helmet laws b-because that's a states sort of issue; they n-need to pass their own laws. And most have.

>>742468198
Took you that long to notice, faggot.

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>>742468151
yeah... i don't think i can do this...

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>>742468198
C-come to my chat and verify if you like: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>742468222
I'm Alice, and n-nothing special. Thanks f-for the trips though <4

>>742468254
Clearly samefag.

>>742468285
then post tits

what does a gambling problem represent
i really wan to kill myself and everyday it gets worse

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>>742466631

>>742467940
I'm an animal diseases researcher. Dissections are a part of my job. I don't know why I want to do it, it's just an interest I've always had. I would dissect anything, really. We have a feral cat problem and plenty of rodents.

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>>742468318
I don't wannaa

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>>742468286
Try again, fake alice.

>>742468198
It's Alice, I can tell because I love her.

It also helps that nobody bothers to do a good imitation of her.

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>>742468326
A susceptibility t-to addiction and inability t-to experience pleasure normally.

Seek help from a medical professional versed in addiction, Anonymous.

>>742468359
T-try coming to my chat and asking d-dear.

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>>742468327
Whew i wanna carve that ass up

>>742468326
>what does a gambling problem represent

Addiction.

>>742468285
Why not anon? I think its fairly easy though my current gf can't either ):.