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hi its me again Voice Requests / Vocaroo / clyp thread I'll

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hi its me again
Voice Requests / Vocaroo / clyp thread
I'll say anything. [basically]
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>>742463897
can you read my friends verification request lol?

I want to let people know that I'm the real caketendo and not some other account because one day I might become super famous, more famous than you guys, and people will make parody accounts of me so I need that Verification badge to prove that I'm the real caketendo. I hope you understand.
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good morning russian chan
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>>742464026
https://clyp.it/maermvry

>>742464104
https://clyp.it/lnuysprb
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>>742463897
Say this:
"Goodnight, daddy."
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"Oh fuck, it hurts"
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russian?
say "gde moy gribnoi soup" ples
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"Don't be a nigger"
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>>742464235
https://clyp.it/j14fpg0o

>>742464291
https://clyp.it/uzd2y2ta
srry i can't express emotions well
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>>742463897
You're the lady boy from yesterday?
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>>742464350
>srry i can't express emotions well
You are perfect.
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>>742463897
Can you say:
"People keep repeating this myth that traps aren't gay, and I have to say something before I lose my mind

Traps are gay.
The dick doesn't make it better.
In fact, that's precisely the problem.
There's no such thing as a feminine penis.
Penises are, by definition, masculine.

Traps are gay, and liking traps is very gay."
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>>742463897
"I don't know what I would do without you. I love you so much"

Please and thank you

One of these nights I'll muster the courage to hit your discord up

Maybe
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>>742464315
https://clyp.it/qr1znhp2


>>742464328
https://clyp.it/ugiy04hs

>>742464353
https://clyp.it/teokwta4

>>742464410
Thank you!
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Are you a dude that wants to be a girl or a girl that wants to be a dude?
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>>742464424
https://clyp.it/ari4l0nv

>>742464434
https://clyp.it/mcgpouxz

>>742464606
Take a guess first, and ill tell you.
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Are you a gay dude or a shemale?
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>>742464677
You have a discord? I hope its not suoer cancerous.
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"Get to da choppa!"

Vid for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE
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>>742464770
https://clyp.it/xkmvawio

>>742464774
https://clyp.it/123cypp1
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>>742464677
It's 4chan so Id say male wanting to be female but your voice is cool so can't tell
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Is this you natural voice or is this your feminine voice? Don't lie to me you little slut
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>>742464677
I love that you tried to put some conviction into saying "traps are gay" while at the same time your smile was audible.

Also nice dubs
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>>742464833
https://clyp.it/1pzsqzve

>>742464842
https://clyp.it/5b2g44lv

>>742464853
https://clyp.it/qew5rmrr

>>742464855
https://clyp.it/py43vuu3
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>>742464841
Ehhh, anyone can make a server. Ive got a server but im the only one in it. I use mine mainly to seperate the stories im going to narrate.
If you do make one, i wouldnt post any links on here if you dont have at least 3 mods that know what theyre doing. Where do you like to frequent most on discord?
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>>742464989
https://clyp.it/plvlvawl
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>>742464841
So are you a trap or not? Also I love your voice
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>>742465229
https://clyp.it/ni3u1bpf
glad you like my voice btw!
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>>742464978
Did you really cut your dick off? You said last time you did, and that you barely turned 18 in june. So u cut it off immediately? Huh
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"Hellooo, everyone! It's Agatha!"
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>>742464978
>"I tried my best for you"
Aww, that's sweet. I got another one for you:
"WTF did you jsust say about anime? I'll have you know that anime is a pure and perfect artform and a sparkling gem of Asian culture. Some people say that anime isn't a realistic portrayal of Japan but they're really just jealous of Japan and their amazing culture. Someday I'm going to move out of my parent's basement and go to Japan where I'm going to live the dream! I'll have a real qt Japanese waifu and all of you will be left in the lame West humping pillows in loneliness."
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>>742463897
Russian Chan nice to see you again you forgot to do my request last time.
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>>742465289
Say in British voice "oiiiiiiiiiii bruv, where's your rape permit?"
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>>742465388
>>742463897
Pacцвeтaли яблoни и гpyши,
Пoплыли тyмaны нaд peкoй;
Bыхoдилa нa бepeг Кaтюшa,
Ha выcoкий бepeг, нa кpyтoй.

Bыхoдилa, пecню зaвoдилa
Пpo cтeпнoгo, cизoгo opлa,
Пpo тoгo, кoтopoгo любилa,
Пpo тoгo, чьи пиcьмa бepeглa
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What time is it in russia? And are you passable. Do people really not think youre trans. Answer in both English first then Russian cause I wanna hear what you sound like in russian.
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>>742465311
https://clyp.it/cylccq21

>>742465316
agatha was nice to me when we talked

>>742465323
https://clyp.it/5cu3kr1h

>>742465388
https://clyp.it/4ptbwef1

>>742465402
https://clyp.it/zoamfrtu
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If you're a Russ how did you stumble across 4chain?
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>>742465490
>>742465510
taking quick break first
[taking estrogen under my tongue]

I live in america right now, im Ukrainian.
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>>742465545
>>742465402
LOL do it again but this time say oiiiiiiiiii alot longer
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>>742465614
How did you learn english?
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>>742465614
Are you gonna take out putin?
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>>742465289

Woah you're actually a trap? You're voice is so convincing... like, scarily, convincing... do you have bobs and vagena or...?
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>>742465545
Who's agatha?
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>>742465787
kk i will once it finishes dissolving

>>742465788
mmorpgs, mostly.

>>742465833
me and putin go way back nigga

>>742465841
Yeah, I'm mtf. The voice i use right now is my guy voice at it's deepest lol, and yes to both.

>>742465842
a youtube e-whore
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Can you say (or at least try): "Mujeres Barbudas" is back.

Is my friend's clan, the name is in spanish
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>>742465545
say ''The holocaust never happened but i wish it did''
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"Hey M, come to bed and get me pregnant already"
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Can you say this?
"Spank me harder, daddy. Don't pull out."
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>>742465545
I'm overall satisfied with your rendition of my request, but it's time for some practice...
Say "they're" five times slow and 10 times fast.
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Say "Um...Hey peeps, its Chelsea, but you may know me as Cleric from AQ Worlds. Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm no longer going to be uploading anything AQ Worlds related, because I mainly play League now so..yeah. I might upload normals or ranked that I do on League. But yeah..no more AQ. So yee..byee.
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"Harder, harder, harder... HARDER!"
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>>742465910
Say "Sophya, take care of Babushka and Ivan for me. Its time to fight Amerikanskis."
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Rap the first part of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

I sit down when I pee.
There's nothin that crazy about me.
I'm just takin a whizz.
Mind your own bizz.
Why's everybody always starin' at me?
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can you reply with more QT girl pics like in your OP post
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>>742463897
>>742465545
Cкaжитe этo: y мeня эpeктильнaя диcфyнкция
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>>742463897
Say" I like American pussy and cock, but my heart belongs to Russian penis."
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Record yourself Reacting to this video it's only 36 seconds long. Don't watch then try again and record it after you've seen it. Do it at once

https://youtu.be/8KN0luWt-zQ
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>>742463897
fuck me harder
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>>742465916
https://clyp.it/sf2yrdv5

>>742465924
https://clyp.it/zrwlvpzd

>>742465969
https://clyp.it/azko3ccv

>>742465986
https://clyp.it/iuir10bq
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>>742463897
Can you whisper "I fucked your boyfriend, and he doesn't know I'm a trap Muahahaha"
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>>742465950
https://clyp.it/ov05ceyq

>>742465993
https://clyp.it/kz5ajvqn

>>742466059
https://clyp.it/adb2s4hh
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Don't forget to re try to "oiiiiiiiiiiiii bruvvvvv where's your rape permit"
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>>742463897
Can you post a pic please? Not nude (unless you want to, we won't say no) just a normal face pic... I'm super curious
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>>742466459
He doesn't wanna get doxxed bro
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>>742463897
Say "I'm sick of guys not wanting to date me because of my femenine penis. Sucking a woman's dick does not make you gay!"
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In a gangster black voice
"Ayo cuuuuuuuh we ain't playing no games son, lemme suck yo dick for a dollar no homo"
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>>742466105
https://clyp.it/2vaon20i

>>742466123
ill try

>>742466158
https://clyp.it/owqjviat

>>742466216
https://clyp.it/p3az0zff

>>742466297
https://clyp.it/txe03v3t
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>>742463897
Say fuck my tight pussy James
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neil don't pull out
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My name is Anna Grace Kuehnel (pronounced Q-Nel) and I love Juergen (Yurgin)
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Is that shemale pussy never been touched? Have u ever gotten dicked down
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>>742466321
Your "they're" count is off on the second attempt, but who am I to complain about getting extra? Now it's time to start rolling out the tongue twisters... this one shouldn't be too hard to start with.

"There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher."
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"I knew this one girl who was cheating on 3 different guys, one of em found out she ends up in a hospital in guerrero street"
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>>742466344
https://clyp.it/key5jkjw

>>742466453
https://clyp.it/npd1pk5b

>>742466459
it was in the last thread, but i rather not post myself.

>>742466617
https://clyp.it/h31uabgi

>>742466652
https://clyp.it/4zujnseg

>>742466697
https://clyp.it/sgdzzmrh

>>742466814
https://clyp.it/d3rabwuu

>>742466819
https://clyp.it/a3mhslqw

>>742466834
https://clyp.it/owo4xdb2
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>>742466885
https://clyp.it/4ymeb51s

>>742466896
https://clyp.it/5wjonqys

BTW if i missed anyone, respond to this and ill do it
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>>742466914
Link to last thread?
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Hello

https://youtu.be/KPs9xzXXl5E
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>>742463897
Do you have Kik? I have a job for you
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>>742466914
Your butt is a virgin? What about your penis? Or pussy?
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>>742467022
You keep forgetting my request lol
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>>742466914
how do i download it?
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>>742466914
https://youtu.be/mD-uB1g5640
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>>742467047
try the archive, i use the same picture as the op start everytime

>>742467055
https://clyp.it/wr1so0sh

>>742467084
https://clyp.it/ihefuixy

>>742467094
https://clyp.it/yvh1c5e1

>>742467127
IM NOT TRYING TO, send it again and ill do it first

>>742467177
download what?
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>>742466914
Was it the pic of your face and your friends blocked off?
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>>742467204
download the clip I want to make it into a ringtone/Notification sound? not sure yet but one of them
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>>742467185
idk what to say to that
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Say "Andrew, hotdog your dick in between my buns. I'll clench around it with my asscheeks.~"
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>>742467204
Say Do you want to put that big dick in my pussy James?
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>>742467240
yeah that one.

>>742467289
oh oops, just tell me which one and ill allow downloads to it.
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>>742467022
Ah good, it'd be a shame if that first twister gave you trouble. Let's up the ante; say this one three times fast:

"I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish."
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>>742467336
the Anna Grace Kuehnel one,
https://clyp.it/a3mhslqw
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>>742467295
Just record what you first thought
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Say "Hey peeps, its Chelsea, but you may know me as Cleric from AQ Worlds. Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm no longer going to be uploading anything AQ Worlds related, because I mainly play League now so..yeah. I might upload normals or ranked that I do on League. But yeah..no more AQ. So yee..byee. (Sorry that I'm doing this request again, everything was perfect just for that "ANY" thing you did. If you could, I would love if you just said this casually, maybe a little awkward, like how you said your bye clip last thread. Thank you.)
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>>742467204
Do you ever masturbate?
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>>742464677
fucking funny as hell keep going with this shit m8
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>>742467204
Get Kik and I have something you can do
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>>742467314
https://clyp.it/q4fe5sfk

>>742467317
https://clyp.it/ylvzvzun

>>742467358
https://clyp.it/jijm4bdf

>>742467385
you can download from it now

>>742467405
https://clyp.it/gxrdzdqf

>>742467474
https://clyp.it/lttcftzj

>>742467490
https://clyp.it/xxmm0kje

>>742467597
https://clyp.it/uyvras0j

>>742467609
is there a pc version of it?
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>>742467682
Thank you
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Also, if i made a discord server is that something anyone would be interested in, or should i just stick to making these threads every morning?
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Bulli has returned
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>>742467336
https://youtu.be/_UvldlxwPJM
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>>742467845
I think you're REM.
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Do a sexy moan saying anything you want fam
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>>742467682
I dunno if there's a PC version
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Say "James my pussy is so wet for you. I want your throbbing dick inside my tight little pussy"
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>>742467682
How do you masturbate? Do you finger your ass? Or do you rub your boi clit till sperm comes out?
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>>742467885
What leads you to this conclusion?
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Say "Stop! M-my asshole! Ah!! N-no!! "
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"Why dildo chase me?"
I intend to use it for micspam.
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>>742467682
I'm a little disappointing that you didn't say the tongue twister fast three times, but I know you had quite a few requests to respond to. Although, I am going to ask again that you do this one three times fast:

"Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks."

Also, only one mess-up on the witch's wish, which is pretty good.
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>>742463897
can you say, I liked the last take better
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>>742468122
And yes, I do except it to be a bunch of gargled spaghetti.
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>>742467870
ill watch it in a sec

>>742467890
https://clyp.it/fpl1d0bn

>>742467898
ill look around
i have discord though.

>>742467930
https://clyp.it/lgmhfp5m

>>742467950
https://clyp.it/4p04hihs

>>742468001
you posted on waifu, just now too.
I know it's you.

>>742468014
https://clyp.it/ookxenwv

>>742468122
https://clyp.it/knt5ve03

>>742468157
https://clyp.it/0ys4mtbm
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>>742468301
On waifu? What does that mean?
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>>742468301
It doesn't make sense how you masturbate. So you just finger your ass and that's it? Not even orgasm? But you still produce sperm though right?
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>>742468301
Will you do a foot fetishes one if I write a quick script
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Say "James my pussy is wet and my pink little panties are soaked. I want you to put your throbbing cock inside my tight little pussy"
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>>742468301
Say HO HO HO merry Christmas NIGGERs eexcept black niggers, only the white niggers get presents
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Say oooooh fuck me. I want your cum inside me.
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>>742463897
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CAmCF1QowZ
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>>742468301
"Karl, let me suck on those hairy puffy nips"
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>>742463897
Say "all log-posters should commit suicide for the good of shitposters boardwide" like Richard Nixon
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Say I want to suck your big cock until you blow your load on my face.
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>>742468301
Say slowly "Marcos please fuck me till I can no longer walk. (Switch to australian crocodile hunter mode) Good day to go for a walk aye bruv"
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>>742466914
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0qGTZkYNp
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>>742468513
Whoa! Calm down, fruity.
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>>742468398
https://clyp.it/ifzykbhr

>>742468422
https://clyp.it/jkrjkt50

>>742468434
https://clyp.it/efscny44

>>742468444
https://clyp.it/zshywl1z

>>742468484
https://clyp.it/kqnamgru

>>742468506
https://clyp.it/hzixk14g
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Say "James I want you to fuck me slow with your big dick"
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>>742468301
You tried, and I'd say you did pretty A-OK. I have one more tongue twister for you. No need to say it multiple times since you'll either make it or break it in one go.

Should be easy:
"I was born on a pirate ship"
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>>742463897
Can you say "stewart masson from safety direct solutions in Perth western australia is a pedophile who fiddled his three year old son and was caught by his wife who fled back to south africa" like Scrooge McDuck having a wank at red lobster ?
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>>742468648
Let me guess, you're jealous you can't sound feminine enough to be a trap?
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>>742463897
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (when I come home) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old (when I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (when I go out) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (when I come home) yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
>>
>>742463897
Could you say: >Put some echo on the drums and then I'll let you fuck me in the bum!
>>
>>742465402
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12I00VQRYUn
>>
>>742468764
Kek
>>
>>742468722
is that a reference to that scat-filled joke flash movie

retarded animal babies?
>>
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>>742468674
Yes, I do know you, but I'm not this supposed... "REM" you call me.
>>
>>742468673
>>742468802
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mSNlDOSxgx

Vocaroo quality sucks dick
>>
>Load moans of pleasure
Please!! Please Nathan!! Fuck me harder! HARDER!!
>>
>>742468513
>>742468648
english is my 3rd language

>>742468526
https://clyp.it/51e0rdwi

>>742468560
https://clyp.it/tczx2zhc
idk what richard nixon sounds like lol
>>
Say. Spank my ass. And then let me sit on your throbbing cock James.
>>
>>742468674
Hol up hol up. You said you're trans. I saw this one video of a dude masturbating who got his dick cut off he rubbed his new "clit" and sperm came out. You don't have ovaries though so how do you orgasm? Do you stimulate through penetration? Cause don't vaginas have sensitive walls? Lastly do you need to stick a dildo in your pussy to keep it from closing and for how long
>>
>>742468674
I've got a pedal pumping fetish so here goes:

hey anon why do you always want me to drive?

Are you looking at my feet? That's really weird.

do you like what you see?

Yes I'm driving barefoot, there's nothing wrong with it. I love the way it feels and I do it all the time.

I like to feel that power beneath my feet.

I can see you're really enjoying this. Do you want me to floor it?

Maybe after we're done I'll let you rub them. You sick freak, you can be my foot slave.

I'll play with your cock and pretend it's my gas pedal. God you're weird [smug laughs]
>>
>>742468882
Only if you want it to be.
>>
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>>742463897
SCHNITZEL VORWÄRTS PANZERKRAFTWAGEN BLITZKRIEG BIER ÜBER ALLES

thanks
>>
>>742468674
In deep mechanic voice. Pretend you're fat and hairy. "yeah man, seems like your oil is leaking. You're gonna also need a new radiator"
>>
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>>742468588
https://clyp.it/l1kibzp3

>>742468617
i tried like 4 times, idk how to do a australian accent mdmmdklansdk

>>742468677
https://clyp.it/5h0apjgt
>>
>>742468674
Say "Also, you guys are really bad at PvP."
>>
Say "James fuck me like a dog with you big throbbing cock and cum all over my face"
>>
>>742466914
Is that Masha?
>>
>>742468929
It's OK, I can help you become a proper trap. But training you is going to require a LOT of domination sex to break you down and reform you into the fruitcake that you really are.
>>
>>742468929
Dont use it then
>>
>>742464516
Ah shit....im gay.
>>
>>742469066
Just try the line. Who cares if you mess up the Australian part
>>
"She didn't deserve you man"
>>
>>742469066
Say something about stomping balls with your foot.

Ps can you elaborate about your sex change? If you used to be male, your very passable.i don't even mind. Can you post more pictures of yourself?
>>
>>742463897
op is that picture you?!
>>
Say this
(Deep manly voice)
"WHERE YO BITCH ASS GOING"
(Girly voice)
"Come over here and beat this pussy
>>
>>742468722
https://clyp.it/ech30dsv

>>742468764
https://clyp.it/m5qro2b3

>>742468803
way too long ;-;

>>742468820
https://clyp.it/rxdp5dti

>>742468887
hi rem

>>742468929
lole

>>742468931
https://clyp.it/aonqxepl
i need to practice moaning, since everyone is so lewd.

>>742468960
https://clyp.it/zxvjd3kg
>>
>i just want to cuddle tonight senpai
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I'm getting a little over-whelmed with requests atm it's hard to keep up im sorry
>>
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>>742469396
Again, who?
>>
moan hard like your ass is being destroyed plox
>>
Do some moans like you're having an orgasm
>>
>>742463897
https://clyp.it/jiwkvkkj
>>
Say James my pussy is so wet just thinking about you.
>>
>>742469000
>>742469466
respect my trips
>>
>>742469066
https://clyp.it/h0jfhdzf
>>
>>742469154
>>742469164
>>742469396
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cHiLrQBv8x
>>
>>742469396
>https://clyp.it/aonqxepl i need to practice moaning, since everyone is so lewd.

Fuck me pink, that got me hard so fucking fast. My dick is confused right now!
>>
>>742468965
https://clyp.it/meyn1kd3
>>
Say "oooh James oooh fuck me harder ooooooooohhh yea that feels so fucking good James oooooh"
>>
>>742469396
Tell me what you think of this. Just watch like 15 seconds

https://youtu.be/FyyygdQEsuA
>>
>>742469629
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0abhYxofEpu
>>
>>742463897
>>742469466
EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO ESE QUE TANTO LOS AVERGÜENZA, CON INCLINACIONES A LA TRAICIÓN, EL ROBO, LA PELEA SUCIA Y DESIGUAL, COMO EN TODAS LAS GUERRAS QUE HA PARTICIPADO CON APOYO DE EMPRESAS INGLESAS PARA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS, TREMENDA RAZA DE RATEROS LA CHILENA... NADIE EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO QUIERE A UN RATERO, PERO ES COMPRENSIBLE TANTA RABIA CHILENA, SI VIVEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA RAYA EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO...

it's the only request you need to take
>>
>>742469629
You musthave never been laid if you need someone to fake moan for you
>>
>>742469396
Thank you op
>>
>>742469466
Just pick the best ones. Take your time
>>
Can you say this:
Omg your cock is so small and pathetic, that wouldn't please anything
>>
Post a pic of your dick pussy. ..w.e. it is
>>
>>742469747
X2.
>>
say "reece you're so fucking hot" in a sassy bitchvoice
>>
Can you please say the following like an early 19th century newspaper salesman " Chinese containers of shit ! Get your Chinese containers full of shit here. Get them while they're warm, Chinese containers full of shit here. No peanuts or corn, just fresh smooth shit"
>>
>>742469000
https://clyp.it/a5no0ugy

>>742469083
https://clyp.it/bn31gtem

>>742469201
shit nigga

>>742469301
someone else is doing that already.

>>742469326
no

>>742469516
you're a dumb idiot xd!!

>>742469566
both

>>742469590
Russian/ukrainian

>>742469606
Sorry!

>>742469720
yw

>>742469727
ok ill start just picking ones

>>742469747
https://clyp.it/015ct3ad


[[[I'm only doing a few more, i want to take a break]]]
>>
>>742469614
Last question. Does anything come out when you cum? Do you squirt or anything at all happens?
>>
>>742469668
Needs some work, but it's good to see the sissification has begun.
>>
I really really really really like you Duarte
>>
>>742469868
>https://clyp.it/a5no0ugy
thats what i get for my trips
fuck this waste of time
>>
>>742469868
Say "oooh James oooh fuck me harder ooooooooohhh yea that feels so fucking good James oooooh".
>>
Yes! Fuck me harder! Faster!! Come on daddy!! I don't wanna be able to walk for a month when you're done! Come on daddy, daddy please please please. Harder daddy, faster daddy!!
>Loud moaning as you cum
>>
>>742469904
Sissys are fag crossdressers. op Is fulltime living as a girl.
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