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Yes your hair smelled like sunshine today Gasoline horseys

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Yes your hair smelled like sunshine today
Gasoline horseys will take us away
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>>742452026
I don't know if I see things that differently.
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>>742452312
Yaaaas show me
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>>742452100
Eh. It worked, I guess :/

>>742452041
>sunshine
Thanks for reminding me of that sexy, lesbian witch in the sfur threads. Can't get her out of my mind awake or asleep.

>>742452231
That's why I say lenses. Like putting on a filter to see different colors, but it's ultimately the same thing.
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>>742452442
:3 *staggers towards*
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>>742452515
You're kinda cute. I could get used to this :3
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Still need someone to come spoon me while i play hard to get, you can be real rough with me i promise
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>>742452585
*happy penguin noises*
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Hey Tom, any idea why i can't create a thread? It loads forever and ends with
>The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
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>>742452599
A man who lies down with dogs will get up with fleas.

>>742452661
My name is Robert. Tom is not here right now.
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>>742452760
thats what they make collars for
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>>742452599
I'm probably too smol for you. I'm a little vampire batboi.

>>742452644
Heh, you're adorable. *pets*
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>>742452833
Collars can fail.
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>>742452420
its totally is, I wrote like hundreds of lines of code to try and make it fit in the background but it turns out the code I needed was just a single line in the css so that was fun

So whats up wiht you guy.
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>>742452860
*starts oozing, roars like an elephant and topples over*
>>742452894
Ugh I can't even imagine

Not much, just waiting for everyone to go to bed so I can play Alien Isolation :P
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>>742453017
what
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I show you pictures
Of this very corner
But I can't remember
Who pushed the shutter
I have no answer
You say no matter
My only memory
Is coming home
That's how I know
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Bored. Can't think of game ideas.
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>>742453017
some say you're waiting to be isolated to play isolation...

GET IT
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>>742453130
I need one of these
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>>742453091
*squirms happily*
>>742453150
HAR
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>>742452860
im 6'3 so it would be more like a little vampire backpack and thats just adorable
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>>742453340
So fucking sexy
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>>742453201
xDDDDDD im so funny--*fucking DIES*
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>>742453550
*laugh-crying emojis and loud distorted bass music*
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>>742453270
You've got just over a foot on me. I'm 5'2. Like a big flying fox. I can wrap my big wings around you, but it's not very cuddly.
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>>742453550
I'm gonna need more of that Lucario butt.
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>>742453746
I'm going to need more of your butt.
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>>742453897
>>742453897
>>742453897
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>>742453697
What about your adorable monster mouse?
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>>742453897
>>742454019
You guys sure do like my butt.
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>>742453630
*FUCKING EXPLOSIONS FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAH* AAAAAAH ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUNNIEST JOKE I DONT THINK YOU ARE, NOW WE HAVE OUR 499s CLOCKED AT 299s OUR 749s DOWN TO 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>742453746
stop looking
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>>742453697
You sound just adorable tho, I guess i could provide the big spoon option
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>>742454121
Never gonna stop looking
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>>742454121
How can I? It's such a cute butt
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>>742454089
Hell yea
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>>742454074
He's strange, but cute.

>>742454089
It's a nice one. Thanks for posting.

>>742454150
We could take turns. Sharing the love is the best part :3
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>>742453640
is it over? I was lurking. I want you to finish dumping anon
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>>742454272
>>742454295
stop looking gunna make 'im cry
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>>742454303
Aint that the truth
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>>742454355
No, he's just going to switch to something else, like garbage.

>>742454453
I love cuddling :3
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>>742454376
I've always seen you as a big butt lucario tbch lol
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>>742454494
kill yourself faggot. you derailed this thread with your stupid bullshit
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>>742454089
It is a nice butt.

>>742454121
Help, I'm being attacked by a needy dog and cat.
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>>742454565
I've done literally nothing.
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>>742454494
one of the worst things about being here in florida is its so hot having someone near you can make it unbearable its sad
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>>742454376
Too busy looking at that butt to see your tears.
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>>742454652
Ugh, tell me about it. I live in Georgia.

>>742454659
I'm too busy looking at yours. Not gonna lie, this is the first time I've actually thought a black guy was cute, and I've been surrounded by them my whole life.
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>>742454618
nothing but jerk off and act like a fucking child, distracting from something much greater.
its finished now either way
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>>742454517
i wish i was a big butt lucario, but im just a good boy in the flesh.

>>742454593
pet them to h*ck make them all snuggled in and PET THEM

>>742454659
rabblerabble
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>>742454820
Dude, I'm high and I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
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>>742454841
The cat just wants the catnip I've hidden.
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>>742454784
In january when i finnaly clear some commitments out im heading north for a lil, i had just realized recently that i dont have any pants that are longer then shorts
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>>742454841
You could always pretend for me, I-I mean
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Well fuck me sideways. This is literally me.

>>742455085
I plan on going north ASAP. I have an AC unit in my window right beside me to keep it cold, mid 60's. It's comfy.
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>>742454652
you should leave florida, i am going to soon.

>>742455075
give some to your kitty to tease 'em :DDDD

>>742455167
i am a big butt lucario, pls be nice
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>>742455191
So you're a bat now instead of a tiger?
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>>742455295
Only the nicest of butt touches for Matty the lucario
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>>742455322
I'm actually a vampire bat, and vampires can shapeshift, so I've just been pretending to be a tiger >:)
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>>742455295
>>742455191
I have a situation where i get a rent free room but this is the temp in here
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>>742455427
WHAT A TWIST :O
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>>742454784
Well fuck, that just made my night.
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>>742455383
(◡‿◡) thanks bananaman

>>742455432
yeah hot as hell and the people are drug addicts, especially around my town. CANT. WAIT. TO LEAVE.
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>>742455432
Perfect. You and I would be great cuddle buddies :)

>>742455535
I'm glad it did. I've just been in the wrong place really. If there were guys like you around here then it would be different, but I'm sure they also try to not flaunt it.
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>>742455681
I'm stupid. I thought 66 was the temp. Fuck that.
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>>742455635
i got all the geezers
>>742455750
66 would be preferred ;-;
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>>742455635
The pleasure is all mine... heehee
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>>742455828
Totally. That's why I have an AC unit. Yeah, you should come north ;)
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>>742455828
you should get a box fan and run it 24/7, i do and its nice.

>>742455883
ill give you a pleasure.

SAUNAS, actually i really want to go to a bath house, but not for like sex, but to like see naked guys fucking. i'd totally chicken out when someone, if anyone, tries to get lucky on me, but it'd still be an experience.
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>>742455927
We could run north and travel the country in my jeep thats a dream of mine
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>>742456226
That sounds pretty great. I already wanted to get a motorcycle and travel the country.
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>>742455681
There are no hot tops or anything where I live. Just farm animals.
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>>742456215
That's a... pretty elaborate fantasy of yours :p
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>>742456215
i have like 150$ in fans to my left
>>742456274
I always thought it would be fun to just throw a mattress in the back and rough it out for a lil. really live and just see as much as i could
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>>742456503
its not much of a fantasy, its just something i really wanna do once. or more if its enjoyable.

>>742456549
ah shit, must be poor walls.

I'm gonna head out to sleep while listening to crosby stills and nash. bye all.
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>>742456393
>Just farm animals
Hey, that wouldn't bother me any, but I feel you. The vast majority around here are really homophobic since I live in an area with country white people, and black thugs who hate each other and anyone different. It sucks.

>>742456549
That would be nice too. I've actually had an idea for a custom hearse which I wanted to put a nice mattress in the back. Yeah, you and I would get along just fine ;)
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>>742456671
Sleep well, Matty.
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>>742454784
Black guys have awesome butts.
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>>742456671
I'm sure there's a service like that somewhere
Nini Mattyboi
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These threads have somehow gotten EVEN GAYER than they used to be. Well done my homosex friends. You guys are really coming into your own and I mean that.

>
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>>742456735
I guess they do, but finding any around here is a needle in a haystack. I can't even find cute white guys.
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>>742453640
this should end with Tom slowly beginning to unravel, eventually going full postal
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>>742456672
shame we dont live closer but its bedtime for me now, gnight cute bat boy
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>>742457013
Sleep well, furiend!
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>>742456807
You should transform into a horse sometime ;P
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>>742457112
I've always liked Clydesdales. I'm pretty Irish, so I like any kind of Irish horse. I actually planned on getting an Irish Draft mare and maybe Clydesdale stallion.
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fucking furries I wanted to know what happens to tom
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>>742457370
>horse
>feet
That is fucking weird, and it's really bothering me. Horses need hooves.
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>>742456807
I've seen a few cute ones, but the biggest problem I've had is most go for the over the top macho crap, which is a turn off for me. I like cute.
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>>742457370
Well, you can be a Clydesdale for me anytime... on steam... ifyouknowhatimean
Is my creep level too high?
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>>742454355
That's all I have finished and on my computer.

>>742456880
He's not going to kill anyone. Tom isn't a psychopath, he's just a guy who made choices for security while denying his potential to do what he really wanted. Now he is suffering the consequences of choosing to live a life he didn't want.

>>742457559
The ending is written. Would you like to know what happens?
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>>742457614
I've seen a couple that aren't like that, but they tend to be really flamboyant, and that's a turn off for me. I like subtle cute.

>>742457644
Heh, I'd love to.
Nah, not at all.
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>>742457767
Heheh, mouse mounting a horse... Now that's a picture :p
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Last pic before bed. Night.
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>>742453201
>HAR
New here,am i missing something?
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>nigger
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>>742458119
Unf, that is hot. Sleep well, Luxray.

>>742458196
Nah, he seems alright.
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>closet faggot
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>>742457967
I can see the cock vore now.
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>implying
I'm openly bi. All of my close family and friends know.
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>>742458315
>when you try to fuck someone, but they end up inside your dick
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>>742457716
I would
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>>742458420
I've secretly liked unbirthing for a while, but cock vore is different.
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>>742458439
He lives miserably until he's in his 70s and then dies sad and alone, estranged from his children, divorced from his wife, no friends, nobody to mourn him at all.
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>>742458614
Not too much of a fan of those, but I'm sure there's someone on f-list who is :p
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>>742458743
Me neither. I don't like vore in general, but there's a different pathology for unbirthing.
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>>742458816
Not pathology, psychology.
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>>742458733
your comics aren't so bad
i kinda like them
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>>742458733
That
is depressing.
Why not give Tom a chance and write him a better ending?
He could still be find a happy ending to suite him.
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>>742458912
I don't care.

>>742458990
Because Tom deserves his fate.
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>>742458816
Well again, I'm sure you'll find someone on f-list :3 After you find me on steam
Ok I'll stop with the advances now
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>>742459211
Heh, alright then.
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>>742459098
i know.
but it's at least this garbage is more stimulating
than the other garbage you've posted before.
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One day, Tom put away the past.
He divorced the woman he loathed coming home to.
Tom quit the job where his coworkers and boss thought they were better than him.
Tom go a new hair cut and grew his beard out.
He sold his home and most of his things and went on the trip he always wanted to go on.
He loved it so much there. It was paradise for Tom.
In the end, Tom decided to stay and never came back.
Some people say you can get a ticket to Toms town where he still tells the story, and all the people clap at then beautiful ending.
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>>742453596
>>742452760
Are you tom's "grandma?"
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>>742459450
I don't care.

>>742459464
Tom made his decisions, he has to live with the consequences. No good endings.

>>742459516
I am not, his last name is Grand, mine is Marigold.
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>>742459660
Well I'm taking over and re writing Toms story. One where he's made decisions but where life is always electric and flavorful.
I will title it Tom II
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>>742459921
his shit is boring anyways,mate
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>>742459921
You're controlling Tom now?
Make him do a backflip, fag
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>>742460071
artfag should make him do a backflip
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>>742459921
The sequel to Tom is titled Phil. Where Tom takes its humor from a strong foundation of reality, Phil is a bit zanier.
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>>742460246
oh christ,dude.no
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>>742460299
No what?
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Mornin'
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>>742460389
i'm the only one here to reply lol...and my only reply is this hahaha....
damn,dude..
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can I make Kez appear
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>>742461231
Guess not.
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>>742460723
I don't know what you're talking about.
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what a shame
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