Act like a newfag this challenge is easy, all you hav to do

Before I post, what's a newfag?

normie
cuck
wwyd
political opinion

>>742419288

Praise kek

>>742419288
I'm starting an "act like a newfag thread"

>>742419552
shit i forgot kek

how do you post ?

what is a moot?

>>742419288
How do I bump a thread?

how I could post video?

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>It's 180
>Not 360, idiot

Lol where's the upvote button???

Will I get a virus from this

Is this owned by the hacker known as 4chan????

how do i greentext

how do i green text

>>742422222

Is this the deepweb

whos boxxy

>>742419288
*mimics OP*

>like this?

How do I sage?

>>742419288
Where'd all the wincest threads go?
>sorry that's oldfag

tits or gtfo

>@*post number*
>To: *post number*

>>742422456
Nice dubs!! Chekked

my pizza broke

could anyone tell me who that frog guy is? I think it's kermit but i'm not sure

I prefer women with vaginas instead of women with penises

>>742422788
WASTED

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You guys know how to hack?

how do i tryforce

traps are gay

I want to join anonymous

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>>742423275
>>742423291

-555-5555 you guys know what to do.

I am brony in 2017

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>>742422722
>>742422725
>Like this.

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Too soon

>>742423571
I... are you.... what is... ok

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How often does Pewdiepie post on here?
Anyone here ever met him?

Act like a newfag


this challenge is easy, all you hav to do is act like a newfag.


I'll start.

"Why is it called '/b/' if its random? shouldn't it be called /r/'?

>>742423682
i met him 5 times! kek

how do I roll?

Hey has anyone met I Hate Everything on here before?

Hey, how do you green text?

Can anyone tell me where to buy a good fingerbox?

Also, I heard that searching for "lolita" on imagefap is AWESOME!!

>>742423755
kek

Here is an IP of someone who cheated me on CS:GO. 192.823.17.144
You know what to do.

Joji is the best kek kek kek

anon just wants to know what to avoid saying

>>742419288
Top zozzle, OP. Great thread!

>I've been lurking for a few days now (: am I ready to post?

how do i do the fortune feature think?
Your luck:EXTREMELY LUCKY

>>742419288
That's a valid question

I've been on 4chan for 2 weeks now, I'm not a newfag!

I'm from Reddit :D

calling someone a newfag makes u a newfag

>how can i upload a profile picture

>>742423386
WTF I TRIED THIS AND NOW MY DAD'S COMPUTER WON'T WORK. FUCK YOU HE'S GONNA KILL ME

boneless pizza

Hey guys, i think memes about suicide and hitler are very funny ;-)

there's no such thing as a feminine penis
you are all fags

What's a dub?

Anyone here watch pyrocynical and leafyishere? :)

>>742424171
Especially the bleach part

Serious question, newfag here, why is it called /b/ if its random? shouldnt it be /r/? I'm being serious.

What does quads mean?

Lets do a raid guys

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>>742419288
what is kek?

I already am one

more of her pls 742421835

found this website thru youtube, how do I make a thread simulator?

>>742419288
shut op nigger, you're probably a newfag, you probably can't even do this
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/SOC IS THE BEST BOARD BECAUSE I ONLY KNOW THAT BOARD

What's the game?

I'M NOT A NEWFAG I WAS HERE ALL SUMMER!

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I'm here to request a personal army.

Some White Knight offended my honour.
His phone number is 867-5309 .. can you guide haxor him 4 me?

Kk
Thanks

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Act like a newfag


this challenge is easy, all you hav to do is act like a newfag.


I'll start.

"Why is it called '/b/' if its random? shouldn't it be called /r/'?

Let's raid habbo xDxd

theres a thread like this every god damn week

>>742419552
Look dubs

I'm only here for rekt threads

>>742424707
Lolz XDDD

well memed

>>742419288

So what raid are you guys working on now?

kek praise kekistan Pepe kek kekian kekisty, kekerian kekus kekarian kekrian kekaks, kekerek kekerina

also, let's raid

>>742424868

sorry who's pee pee?

Hey guys, let's DDOS someone!

Anyone watch gravity falls? I love that show

Boxxy the queen of /b/

>>742419288
new /b/ sucks i miss old /b/ lets do some raids and be edgy guys

Hey guys, how can i do a greentext?

Stop saying fag guys. That's racist.

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Look at this rare pepe I found guise

What does OP stand for?

<Newfags can't greentext

[Spoiler] 2008 reporting in [/Spoiler]

>Alt-Right are NOT neckbeards permavirgins
>Civil war when
>Muh General Lee

>>742425106
Hi!! I've been wondering the same question lol!

>How do I greentext?

>>742425213
oh i know general lee! thasta really old song from johnny cash or something!

@742419288
How do I greentext?

>>742425267
second this! idk how 2 greentext can som1 help

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Are these still a no-no?

Where do I sign in?

>>742425213
Fuck off, boys

>>742425401
whats this mean im new

What is
'what do u do with a sharpie?'
please

>what
>does
>this
>mean
>its
>not
>on
<reddit

Yesterday i saw the video of crystals so i know all the history of 4chan. It means that i am not a newfag, so FUCK YOUR OPINION

How do I triforce post

>>742425549
crystal gems on steben universe?

>>742425723 steven* how do i edit posts

>>742425771
You need a gold account

>faggots

*rolls on "IM BECOME AN HERO" thrads*

>>742425877
How do i sign in

>>742423232
Underrated

>>742419288
If my post id had doubles in it, then I am no longer a newfag.

>>742426050
It costs money. Post your credit card info and a mod will take care of it. It will be censored for regular users.

>>742419288
How do i put the tri force?

▲ ▲ ▲ How triforce

I am nihilist because i saw an anime called lain or something like that

>>742426206
I believe so, and if you roll triplicates or even quadruple consecutive digits, you get moved up to elite (or 1337) status.

>>742426241
4012888888881881 cvv: 959 exp: 05/18 please mods i made a typo help me

>>742426441
Nice doubles, mate. Checked and recieved

You don't listen Neutral Milk Hotel? Kill yourself, only oldfags know that band

Niggers add to society in a positive way

How do I orangetext?

How do I buy 4chan gold?

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>>742419288
Am I doin it rite?

>How do I upvote?

>>742419552
>>742422788
>>742422693
>>742422549
>>742422456
holy shit so many dubs

>>742426560
I hope I think this is as underrated as I think it is.

+1 to you kind sir

>>742427094

Never understood this one. Care to elaborate?

>>742419288
>Act like a newfag
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>this challenge is easy, all you hav to do is act like a newfag.
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>I'll start.
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>"Why is it called '/b/' if its random? shouldn't it be called /r/'?
>how to green text?

>>742427311
Nope

Yeah I know it should be called /r/

>>742427495

please?

@742426751
n*word
>your racist you cant use this word
>its 2017 you bigot

>>742427414
how do you "greentext"?

>>742419288
Zozzle.

>>742427635
So there's this guy
Is a singer of some band.

Apparently they turds outta his butt!!!

and people actually like it! Hahah!!!

>>742419288
Wait, why is it b and not r? Asking for a friend.

>>742419463
/Thread

Where do I roll?

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>>742419288

how do a report a nsfw picture

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP xDDDD

>>742428348
You didn't /thread your own post

Can't be a newfag

wait guys how do i see if i have dubs?

when i try to post a comment it wont show me if i have dubs or not

please help

>>742428582
Forget to /tread my own post

HOW CAN I CONTACT THE HACKER 4CHAN?

>>742428734
OR THE HACKER ANONYMOUS

How do you green text?

>>742428796

<like this i think

Hi. How does this thing work anyway?

>>742428777
Your trips will be answered. We'll be in touch. Soon.

hey how do i search for old threads, like on reddit?

>>742428918
LOL SHOULD I EXPECT YOU??? xDDDD

>>742419288
Is this the deep web?

Wahts newfag?

>>742428942
winrar

>>742419288
Can I have some rare pe pez plz

How do I get dubs

>>742429322
Like that

>>742428998
>1 off
We are no longer interested...

This thread is hilarious. Those are all things that newfags do. I bet newfags are here trying to learn how not to be one....haha

Can we change our username I don't want to be anonymous anymore

Whats does roll mean

What does the options menu do?

>>742421835
What's her name? I think she went to my school.

Seriously tho. How are we newfags supposed to learn hiw to 4chan if all you guys do is mock us and tell us to lurk moar.
Where is the tutorial you guys??
Whatever, this site is ugly and it sucks.

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>>742424707
Whats le dubs?

How le guys doing? I'm le doing well.

Me too thanks

>>742421835
MOST of the people replying with 180 are trolling...

>>742430064

nice dubs m9

banana

Are you all fags? is this a gay site?

Hello?

Why doesn't this work?

Why doesn't anybody answer?

Is it me or is this place is full of gays and pedos?

How can I like a comment? Where are the emojis??

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>>742419288
Guys, look at this funny pick I found!

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>>742424868

wait guys where is the follow button?

I'm not a new fag
OP is a new fag
what's a new fag?

>>742427848
whooooooooooeeee

>>742430536
LOL! Can I save a copy?

>>742419288
who is the hacker known as 4 chan??

>is this greentext

Why doo threds kep 404ing ??????????????????

>>74243104
i dont know but he seems pretty cool message me if you find him

>>742431012
kek yeah! I saw it on this other thread.

>>742431249
haha whoops i meant to say
>>742431043 *

>>742431249
haha whoops i meant to say
>>742431043

why is there so much gore???????!!!!
that shouldnt be around

Where do I sign up?

>>742419288
You're such a sad fucking virgin basement dwelling fagget trying to make any excuse to bring relevance to your self in attempt of shadowing you're incapability of making any real friends in your pathetic pussy man child life.

Lol jk ;p xD
#amsofunny
#lol
#whyamieventalkingwhenhalfofthisshitapply'stomostofus
#joke

>>742431544
This one made me lol XD

is this the famous hacker 4chan? can i hack a facebook account?

<be me

lole! lets send a pizza to mark zuckerberg

>>742431770
What kind?

where can I make a 4chan account?

loooook at mah triforce guise

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Why aren't the mods banning you guys for swearing?

>>742431808
lol we should do that thing where you make a specialized pizza and make it a swastika and "praise kek" :DDD XD

why are there porn ads my mom will be mad ;;

*meows like a kitty* rawr ;3

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>>742422722
>>742422725
[greentext] I think like this [/greentext]

heheheh lole all ur base are belong to me!

>>742431949
all jokes aside, mate, youre such a newfag, i bet you go to school and tell your friends that you lurk /b/ like its a prize to be won- Im a sophomore in highschool and i have a 3.9 gPA COME AT ME

triangle
triangle triangle

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what are those triangles for?

beep boop i am robot zzt *zaparino*..

>>742425558
Trips

>>742422722
i think you have to use < at the end

>>742432097
u mad bro? :)

>>742432303
<is<it<workimg<<

[italics] test [/italics]

%triforce

<greentext> Hi guys i got a greentext now i can put fun stories! </grentext>

>>742432466
>>742432515
Gosh darn it, none of these work.

>>742432426
thes comands are cofnusing le me.. good thing im a hacking profesonal and will figure this out, LIKE A BOSS

>>742432537

try deleting system 32


(hehehe guys dont tell him)

wow you autists really suck at life

>>742428684
/tread

Why is my 'To Be Honest' Changing into desu?

>>742424082
lol i remember this shit.

>>742432653
Tell me what? Is that a trick?

>>742422693
LOL 69

what does ylyl mean?

>>742432770

no theres a fun message when you do it

>>742426860
Why is it called greentext if its actually greytext?

>>742433007

nice dubs

>Check this out it reveals the ip of each poster
>CTRL+ALT+DEL

>>742428279
b is for the Latin word "bemere" which means "random" in English

Oh my god so many newfags on here. I've been on here since like 2001, get on my level fags.

>>742429966
oh shit, Czeched

>>742433293
Frickin kek'd

>>742433308
omg guys my first trips!!!!

>>742433308
Wow, nice trips dude.

>>742433397
Dude, how did you get trips twice in a row? Is there like an option to get trips or something?