W-welcome to Advice with Alice3D! Pretty m-much the only OC on

A L I C E T I M E

Goddamn Alice is hot

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gore thread? gore thread

Not going to lie, Chen is so much better than this guy who keeps attention whoring.

>>742413970
why aren't you institutionalized you lunatic

Hey, Alice. I love you.

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GTFO MY /B/

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henlo


vygxw jimgi bgszz kqerm sfflg iqnrv

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>>742414105
S-sorry, I'm a biological female and I h-hate attention.

>>742414119
M-mostly because in patient h-has been systematically disassembled in America s-since around the 60's

There would be no where to put me, and I don't belong there <4

Besides, I'll always be here for you, Anonymous <4

>>742414105
Hey Chen.

>>742413970
I love you Alice

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For a second there, it looked like you weren't wearing a shirt.

I think I will just start worshipping Chen.

Anyone else with me?

Well, the coon thread is OC

>>742414228
She's not that pale.

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>>742414174
*waves*

>>742414035
T-thank you, but h-how can I help you?

>>742414151
Love you t-too darling, what can I d-do for you today <4

>>742414221
Love you even m-more <4

>>742414252
F-feel free to do that in a waifu thread darling <4

>>742414228
H-hugs inbound! *huggle*

>>742413970
It's getting to the point where I'm considering paying someone to cuddle me at night

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>>742414151
>>742414035
T-Thank you anon
>>742414105
I-I'm a girl

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Alice is cute

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aliiicccceeeeeeee
bored help

>>742414192
You hung it on your fucking fridge, I love it so much

-CC

>>742414302
Nah it's just your friendly neighborhood thigh anon getting it out of his system

Hey, gore thread spammer, will you worship Chen?

>>742414318
that pics legs are 2 thicc to be alices

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this is Alices period after she coalburns on a weekend

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>>742413970
Hey Alice
How do I deal with gender dysphoria?
I'm extremely religious, but I've felt like a girl my whole life, and it has really intensified over the last couple of years. I feel like a freak. Not sure whether or not to transition especially because I love kids and want my own.

>>742414192
You have kik?i have some shitty days lately and i want u to give me an advice

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alice can u do a lil dance 4 us pls c:

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>>742414310
Oh d-dear. What's wrong Anonymous?

>>742414315
>images
C-come on, don't just grab pictures off Google.

>>742414318
N-not me.

>>742414343
What would you l-like to do?

>>742414371
Hello d-darling!


TIME FOR A BONUS PICTURE

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>>742414300
I blame bad eyesight and a Relatively poor camera.

>>742414302
No hugs.

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>>742414387
All attention whores are cancer

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Clessic

>>742414343
Awazaki?

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>>742414343
FUCK

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>>742414403
k-kill yourself

>>742414477
I just wanna uh, I dunno, thats why I'm bored...

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>>742414403
*blinks* H-have you gone to a doctor yet? I m-mean, that would be the first step.

>>742414406
S-sorry, I d-don't!

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mlpbo ktmuz qpwep edfpn bx

>>742414252
begone thot

>>742414302

jvlqc gqvuf lttgq vuflx

>>742414477
Be still my kokoro

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>>742413970
Thanks OP
I needed that.

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>>742414539
S-seriously, at l-least name them something reasonable.

>>742414586
M-my pleasure!

>>742414487
Are you sure you meant to respond to me? I'm just saying the person in that pic wasnt alice?

>>742414477
I'm lonely?

>>742414477
looks ugly

>>742414302
>what can I d-do for you today <4

I can't be getting helped every single thread, your time and effort would be better spent on others.

>>742413970
You look so tasty, are you on the menu today?

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>>742414403
Smash your head against a wall till fix
K thx

Show us your penis

>>742414501
>Awazaki
whozawhatnow? the pic is from some manga on nhentai that I fell in love with. I can get the link if you want.

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Just passing by to check your thread.

>>742413970
Tits or gtfo.

>>742414517
thats the goal

HAIL CHEN

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>>742414632
I think it looks rather stylish

>>742414649
Not true!

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>>742414557
No, I've only ever had bad experiences with doctors. I don't trust them. Since I'm Swedish they would chop my dick off on the spot for some political agenda

>>742414477
You are cute as fuck, but I feel like I tell you that every day and it gets old

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Alice thread! Will there be any tea today?

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>>742414622
Yes, b-but why are you lonely? W-what have you done to meet new people?

>>742414649
N-not many around today <4

>>742414667
N-no.

>>742414687
I d-do not have one.

>>742414694
*waves* H-hello Ruri, I h-hope you are having a wonderful evening <4

>>742414697
S-sorry, not an attention whore <4

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>>742413970
Rate me

OP show penis

>>742414688
Or you can just hail Chen.

i'm completely disabled how to i get myself put into a state hospital in florida (or any other state for that matter)? thank you alice

>>742414477
Pic without scarf

>>742414477
How tall are you?

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>>742414728
I uhm.... I m-mean, I don't know how Swedish laws w-work, but I'm reasonably sure that w-wouldn't be legal.

>>742414736
N-not today, just advice <4

>>742414733
I'm s-simply normal.

>>742414754
5/7

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This is why you don't show your shoulders Alice. It is a dead giveaway

post fempenis

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>>742413970
That's an odd scarf

How should I masturbate and what should I masturbate to.

Keep in mind my penis is chemically burned ATM because I masturbated with shampoo

>>742414851
Shut the fuck up, Snake.
Go and hail Chen.

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>>742414766
D-don't have one.

>>742414771
C-can you give me more information darling?

>>742414822
Q-quite a bit below 5' 10"

>>742414815
N
o

>>742414851
T-that I'm female? G-good to know.

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>>742413970
Rate me

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>>742414710
oh nice

>>742414878
You should stop masturbating and build up that TEST

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>>742414878
I w-would recommend not masturbating for a while.

>>742414856
Don't h-have one.

>>742414857
I l-like it!

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>>742414921
5/7

>>742414827
Would you date a mexican Alice?

>>742414899
You have a penis now show us you you faggot

>>742414751
>S-sorry, not an attention whore <4

The rules apply for all femanons claiming to be femanons.

Tits or gtfo.

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yywic ktiuv ufwwg jcxql oktit ycws

dmcdv rmszd xjicf rzekc izfuv!

ayylmao

>>742414751
i don't have time to meet new people

>>742414921
weak

>>742414982
Chen does it better.

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>>742414958
Why w-wouldn't I?

>>742414960
I d-don't <4

>>742414970
I'm Alice d-dear <4

>>742414991
*blinks slowly* W-why not?

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>>742414936
Is it true that Revy wanted to leave /b/?

>>742414899
>C-can you give me more information darling?

i'm effectively a vegetable, if i were homeless tomorrow i would be curled up in a ball unable to walk, mentally and physically disabled relying on parents

how do i get put into some home for the disabled in case my parents die before me?

Post your cock or gtfo no one cares otherwise

>>742414899
I can't give my opinion on 'W-What do you think" with scarf. Scarf in way of opinion

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>>742415054
I d-don't know, but w-we text constantly and s-she never mentioned it.

>>742415075
D-don't have one.

>>742415072
W-what state darling?

>>742413970
Alice, There's this friend and I that became a little more than just friends.

How do I not freak out in this situation ;-;

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>>742415054
Everyone wants to leave.
You can't, we have your soul.

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>>742415032
yywic velgu mnhsq xvvp

dcloe pkcas epiep nmsif lkj?

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>>742415072
Have you been officially declared as disabled by your welfare agency?

>>742413970
What's your favorite car?

>>742415045
because i'm busy?

>>742415045
And stress out on multiple occasions that you are biologically female, even in this thread.

So obey the fucking rules.

Tits or gtfo.

>>742415120
You tell Chen how you feel.
OwO

>>742415054
Why would anyone want to stay?

I only come here because I'm in love with Alice.

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>>742415045
Alice is 6'2 and I'm only 5'7. Kill me...

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>>742414815
Meh/10

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>>742415084
W-what? No it isn't.

>>742415120
W-what do you mean a little more?

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>>742415111
How do I get back into diamond in Overwatch if my games are full of people throwing if we don't complete the map round one on payload?

>>742415182
Chen?

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>>742415147
Vector m12

>>742415173
D-doing what dear?

>>742415181
Only t-to people asserting I am not <4

>>742415204
M-my fridge, as demonstrated IN THAT PICTURE, is 5'5"

Jesus christ, can you not read a tape measure?

>>742415181
>And stress out on multiple occasions that you are biologically female, even in this thread.

Because people keep wishing she had a penis they could suck on.

>>742415111
>W-what state darling?
florida

>>742415140
>Have you been officially declared as disabled by your welfare agency?
yes i'm officially on government disability and get medicare

>>742415228
It totally detracts from the outfit

I wish Chen was here tbh.

>>742415111
I want to corner you and rape you alice, fill your pussy with my cum then blow a second load in your ass against your will. Then tie some rope around your neck and choke you until you pass out, wake you up, then choke you to death

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>>742415240
I d-don't play overwatch

>>742415209
S-sorry, I don't take hormones <4

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>>742413970
ahh not this alice faggot shit again

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>>742413970
Rate me full honesty

>>742415267
Just tell her how you feel.

>>742414557

Um. This is my art. Can I request you not post my art without my permission? thanks. Credit me.
Art thieving cunt. Will be letting other artists know in the Touhou group.

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>>742415285
I think that's as far as the ride goes.

>>742415297
Nigga wtf

>>742415389

lol

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>>742414885
Chen is a nigger too. I will Hail myself

>>742414921
10/10

>>742414899
Whatever you need to tell yourself . Anything fun going on here today?

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>>742415285
Florida and officially disabled, I m-mean, you should t-talk to your welfare adviser. T-they should know what to do.

However, there are not very many programs that you can depend on funding for in this climate....

>>742415297
You w-won't though <4

>>742415331
W-welcome to every day!

>>742415334
5/7

>>742415389
I d-doubt that, I know the artist personally <4

>>742413970
your cute, im glad you exist.

To perfect.
I have a feeling Alice has a penis.

>>742415389
Yeah. Chen wouldn't have done that.
Just hail Chen.

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>>742415439
D-don't need to tell myself anything d-dear <4

>>742415449
I d-don't.

>>742415442
G-glad to hear it <4 H-how can I help you today?

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>>742415277
>Only t-to people asserting I am not <4

And where in the rules does it say 'if other anons assert you're not a femanon, it's perfectly fine to claim you are without obeying the fucking rules.'

Tits or gtfo.

>>742415439
Hail Chen.
She is not a nigger, she is cool.

>>742413970
Show armpits

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>>742415439
Hello murder babe. How's life treating ya?

>>742415228
A relationship, I think we found love but I'm not sure how to handle this. My heart is burning and it hurts.

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>>742415314
How can I tell when someone's a trap? I don't want to discover it when she starts getting naked. She looks like a girl and feels like a girl, but I heard rumors that she's a trap...

>>742414936
>>742414899
>>742414751
>>742414612
>>742414557
>>742414539
>>742414315
these newfags ruined probably the only good thing that's happened to /b/ in recent times... sigh

>>742415449
I don't know where she could be hiding it after seeing that picture of her ass.

>>742415394 >>742415440
yeah that's what i figured. thanks.

>>742415510
Nep, hail Chen.

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>>742415277
>Jesus christ, can you not read a tape measure?
No? It's all fuzzy.

>>742415440
I want to cut your nipples off with scissors, slice your flesh off bit by bit. Open up your gut and watch your intestines fall out

>>742415512
>My heart is burning and it hurts.

I don't know, that sounds like heartburn to me.

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>>742415478
R-right in the first part of it <4

See, because I'm not an attention whore.

>>742415508
You w-want Reimu, n-not me <4

>>742415512
*blinks slowly* W-why is your heart burning dear? What's w-wrong with the situation?

>>742415531
W-why do you care so much?

>>742415532
I'm n-not sure what you mean.

>>742415551
It's m-my honor Anonymous. Email m-me at [email protected] if y-you need anything else.

>>742415564
It r-reads 5' 5". T-that is how tall my fridge is.

>>742415577
T-too bad you'll n-never get your desire.

>>742415537
wait, what?

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Who is Chen and why do I hate them without meeting them

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>>742414192
>S-sorry, I'm a biological female and I h-hate attention.
r-right

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>>742415654
M-must we bring this up every thread?

>>742415277
working

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>>742415562
Hail Chen... or something...?

>>742415532

he/she could always use a tripcode

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>>742415686
*shrugs* It's t-the truth.

>>742415474
nothing needed, im just always pleased to see your threads. voice also sounds lovely btw. /b/ isnt a place to see pleasant things usually.

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>>742415662
they are newfag

dont worry :^)

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>>742415334
I thought you were a shitty version of Boo for a second there

>>742415474
Answer my second question. That is what keeps this conversation going. Unless you want a thread fight. A bit tired for that tonight though honestly

>>742415507
If anything I will stick my original girl of Blood Chan.

Thank you very much!

>>742415510
Super duper tired this week. Got a bunch of deadlines thrown on me too. Silver lining is that I am going to Boston next week. You ever been?

>>742415692
Sorry, Alice.

>>742415662
Everybody hates Chen.
Because Alice loves Chen.

How should I masturbate and what should I masturbate to

>>742415512
>>742415650
I don't know, this is just an extremely new situation for me.

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All
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Alicefags
Must
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Hang

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>>742415650
I care because I don't like penisis obviously...

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>>742415721
S-so why not hang out w-with co workers?

>>742415702
N-not even close to what my apartment looks like.

>>742415732
That's w-why we need to spread them <4

>>742415748
I d-don't see a second question <4

>>742415786
*nodnod* W-well, let me say this: it sounds l-like maybe you are infatuated or obsessed m-more than merely in love.

Are you afraid they don't feel the same?

>>742415650
Ah Ha! Only a trap would ask why someone cares if someone else is a trap!

>>742415864
they're cretins

Is it too cold here or something? you're stuttering a lot

>>742415650
timestamp you aren't fake then.

>>742415748
Hail Chen, snake.
>>742415727
Keep that up.

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>>742415815
Enough t-that seeing one would m-make you physically hurt?

>>742415813
W-want to hang?
Come to https://anekiho.me/chat2

I'll h-hang out with anyone <4

>>742415884
T-too bad I'm a biological female <4

>>742415903
Y-yes, very!

>>742415928
Check t-the pictures in this t-thread at the top dear. I time stampped them.

H https://youtu.be/-i886pP5klo

>>742415884
Are you retarded? Because that's a retarded thing you just said.

>>742415813
How about Chen fags?

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>>742415942

>>742415864
Isn't New York expensive?

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>>742415748
Nope, never been there.
>>742415929
Don't tell me what to do, Chen. Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a tazer xd xd

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>>742415650
>5' 5". T-that is how tall my fridge is.
Why do you have a manlet fridge? Fridgelet.

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TRAPS ARE EVERYWHERE. WATCH OUT!

>>742415864
I asked if there was anything fun going on with you lately. Learn to read

>>742415929
Sure, why not. Hail Chen!

Hello Alice, may I have a date with you?

>>742415786
>>742415864
I'm sure, we talked quite a bit and made it clear. It could be I'm just not used to being this close to someone

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>>742415727
I found nep

>>742416025
Uhhh.. I'm not her.

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>>742416008
V-very <4 Luckily I h-have a very high paying job.

>>742416041
It's an NYC apartment, s-so yes. It's a smaller t-than normal fridge.

>>742416084
N-no.

>>742416069
M-moving right past this.

>>742416119
*nodnod* J-just take it slow Anonymiss <4 It'll b-be okay!

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Well this had devolved into banter fairly quickly and this time it's not even my fault :V

I will lurk until someone actually has a question or needs help

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>>742416139

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All
Fucking
Alicefags
Must
Fucking
Hang

>>742415972
>Check t-the pictures in this t-thread at the top dear. I time stampped them.

timestamps offer no real proof.

>>742416166
alice should i practice more pull ups or should i jack off

>>742416171
Yeah, I need help.
Will you hail Chen?

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party fuckin hard

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>>742415972
I mean duh, I like girls and don't want to discover a penis and start sucking it. Wish she would tell me the truth. I guess I'll.discover it once things get sexual

>>742416215
WAIT
WHAT ABOUT CHEN FAGS
I think they are fine

>>742416166
i want to cum inside of you alice

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>>742416166
Oh yeah, you live in NYC. Anything I should check out while I am in Boston? Maybe I can come for a visit?

>>742416025
Neither am I. Maybe I will just tourist it up. Anything fun going on with you?

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>>742416149
L-let's check and see!

Last Order!
./getPosts.sh 'Chen' | filterPosts.sh | comparePostsAgainstUser.sh 'Chen' | (($1 * 100)) | postLastOrder.sh

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>>742416166
youre a psycho

Hey, Alice, I changed my mind.

I think I want some kind words.

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>>742414751
Eh, it's been fine so far, thank you. Kinda tired but not enough to sleep, the usual.

>>742415662
Leader of her own cult.

>>742415692
i see mention of this every fucking thread but never see any proof
fuck off

>>742416166
Why you kicked all the avatarfags from ur threads?

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>>742416310
83%

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham . . . )
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee!")
From Amos 'n Andy
("Holy mack'l dere . . . Holy mack'l dere!")
He tells you that chitlins
(Chitlins!)
Well, they taste just like candy
He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion
To de Royal Crown

>>742416119
>>742416166
X.x; Thanks, I'll do what I can then.

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>>742416318
oh henlo airplane maker

>>742416310
Did you find out?

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>>742416318
Well look who it is!

>>742416318
You're made of Russians.

Everything you say is a lie and you're human garbage. Now get out of here.

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>>742414206

>>742416373
meant for
>>742415537

>>742415972
No. That's the thing. "You" switched from real pics to something anyone can get off google. Timestamp a real pic dedicated to 'Ashcandy' and I'll believe you.

I made one of "your" dishes before. If you are the real Alice then you can understand why I'd like to not talk to a fake

>>742413970
I want to fuck you.

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>>742416343
March on, soldier. There's always another day worth fighting for.

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>>742416220
You l-literally just asked for a time stamp.

>>742416171
N-not much going on sadly.

>>742416238
Pull ups

>>742416290
T-too bad

>>742416304
I d-don't know Boston sadly <4

>>742416343
*wraps her arms tightly around you* W-what is going wrong, Anonymous?

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>>742416304
Not much, just work and drinks!
>>742416318
My, what a lovely surprise, hello there Ika~

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>>742413970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqqmy-D2g68

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>>742416349
S_same....

>>742416375
I l-literally cannot do that.

>>742416373
It's p-posted all the time, lurk moar

>>742416381
And t-there you have it. User is probably Chen, based on similar posts scraped from Waifu threads <4

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>>742415440
Oh really? That's pretty funny. Stop stealing art, fuckhead.

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>>742416474
I could come to NY and you could show me around town if ya know what I mean ;)

>>742416477
What do you normally drink?

>>742416473
Is that a cardinal?

>>742416474
>W-what is going wrong, Anonymous?

I'm me? I don't know a better way to explain it.

>>742416381
Yeaaa..
Just hail Chen.

>>742416349
Just hail Chen.

>>742416318
Hail Chen, BC.

>>742413970
How can we make /b great again!

>>742416604
D-Don't be you

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>>742416427
See
>>742416381


>>742416463
One c-cannot get these off google dear.
Given I got them from boorus <4

As f-for making a post l-like that, sorry, I d-don't do requests.

>>742416472
kay

>>742416551
N-not stealing anything d-dear

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>>742416285
That other asshole from like an hour ago?
Idc

I feel empty sometimes. Like I'm on a treadmill without anywhere to head towards. Or even somewhere I WANT to head towards.

>>742413970
KYS

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>>742416647
>/b/
>creative

maybe creative at finding ways to suck each others dicks

>>742416474
kk should i do the standard 60 or should i go for 70 ill start now

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>>742416627
It's p-pretty pathetic t-to be asking people to hail you, Chen.

>>742416584
N-no thank you <4

>>742416628
P-post better copntent.

>>742416660
*nodnod* H-how else do you feel, Anonymous? Tell me everything.

Can we get married, have children and grow old together?

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>>742416688
Why s-should I?

>>742416723
75! P-push it!

>>742416646
Okay, then link to my profile since you know me personally. I'll wait. Since you're not stealing it, advertise for me. That's my conditions. You either comply or you stop using my shit. Thanks!

>>742416640
Wow, thanks for the advice, Anonymous.

You really stepped up today.

Love you Alice! Today was hectic as all hell but I made it.

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Chen sure is an autistic faggot
- Nevada-Tan

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>>742413970
I wanna poke alices boihole

Alice, I'd just like to say that you always brighten up my day

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>>742416594
I don't believe so

>>742416604
What's wrong with that? Sounds good to me!

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me dawn and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He talks at speed
He gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see
His days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That you'll respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

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>>742416646
The truth. Now hail Chen.

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me dawn and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He talks at speed
He gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see
His days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That you'll respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

>>742416765
fack ok alice i better not rip a tendon

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>>742416760
Nah. I'm infertile d-dear <4

>>742416766
S-sure, just send m-me an email so I know it is r-really you <4

>>742416783
L-love you too <4

>>742416803
I t-try my best!

obvious bot thread

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>>742416784
Wew.
>>742416584
I intend to become a bartender, so I often drink different things.

>>742416727
you know, people will never fix there problems if they keep bathing in them and crying for attention. so why don't you give them real answers instead of giving them lies and bs to make them ''happy'' ?

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>>742416787
Stop this meme

>>742416727
>>742416784

Just hail Chen.

>>742416806
>What's wrong with that?

Everything. I just can't stop thinking about dying and being dead. It's like it's the only thing I have to live for. Which, I know that doesn't make sense, please don't point that out to me.

>>742416907
You can pretend to "know" me all you want, you got called the fuck out. Link my profile now.

>>742416474
boorus < chan.sankakucomplex

>>742414206
i'd fuck him, he looks smart! I bet he has a huge dick too~

>>742416474
>You l-literally just asked for a time stamp.

not him


bot

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>>742416919
I w-wish! Last Order is b-barely capable of posting so far.

>>742416930
*blinks slowly* P-please show where I have done so in t-this thread.

>>742416967
No t-thank you.

>>742416984
S-so why are you not currently at a d-doctors office?

>>742416993
Again, f-feel free to email me if you w-want me to stop <4

>>742416907
Infertile? Why?

>>742417045
Then stop pretending to be a girl and hail Chen.

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>>742417000
T-that is a booru, dear

>>742417005
J-jesus christ, the d-dude is married and h-has a kid on the way.

>>742417026
G-gonna go ahead and move right past t-this one.

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me dawn and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He went na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
He talks at speed
He gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see
His days are tumbling down upon him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks he's educated
Airs those family shares
Will protect him
That you'll respect him
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen for you to listen
But no one's listening
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na

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>>742416967
Hang yourself chen

>>742417086
cuz shes a feminist

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>>742416927
Really? That is awesome. I have thought about getting a license just to say I did.

Got a favorite drink? I love me some Old Fashions

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>>742417086
Cus a dick duh

>>742417045
We can adopt a kid if you want.

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>>742417086
*blinks slowly* That is k-kind of personal, don't you t-think?

>>742417090
I'm n-not pretending.

>>742417127
*in the time it takes for her to blink, the continents drift apart considerably* W-what?

>>742416907
We'll adopt!

>>742417045
>S-so why are you not currently at a d-doctors office?

Because I made the choice to accept suicide as an inevitability rather than get the help I need.

I'll never agree with you that it isn't a valid choice for me to make. I'm sorry.

>>742417179
Pickle trap?

>>742417045
you're too soft, just like all fucking women

>>742417109
Tell yourself to hail Chen.

>>742417045
hi Alice I'm the one who was asking which game engine to use yesterday and I've decided to go with Godot which is open source but seems to be more popular than the ones you've mentioned

>>742417045
Alright, I'll go ahead and document that you're an art thief and post it on *my* art page, where said picture is posted. I'll be personally backtracking these other pictures and letting the artists know, look out for yourself on Twitter!

>>742417191
Then, hail Chen.

>>742417191
wth are you on ?

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>>742416927
I still haven't played that game btw

Please bully me until I do

I'll even stop petting you

>>742416984
You have much to live for friend. You simply haven't found it. I suggest you go in for a psychiatric evaluation if possible to get around any roadblocks that prevent you from seeing around the bend, but trust me, it's a great place to be.

>>742417160
!!!

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>>742417191
dont you have a steam?