YLYL gigga nigga maga smegma edition
oldfag signing out. turns out 2 packs a day for the better part of 5 decades can give you something worse than lung cancer. IPF. here's my stash, i'll update every 15 mins. keep it alive, lads
>>742383181
IPF worse than lung cancer?
There's a special place in hell for us old man. I'll have a beer and a smoke with you then, faggot.
in contrast, lung cancer is christmas
>>742383181
Maybe it was your shitty memes that gave you something worse than cancer
>>742383505
atta boy. take me back
>>742384115
As if she would want to work any day of her life to even try to apply even at McDonalds kek
gotta saturate the old lungs here. gimme 20
who is @pillfox? damn funny, yo
>>742383181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkEaIgB4OQc
>>742385408
fucking lost
>>742383841
White people try things, that's why we're at the top my dude
>>742387268
Fuck you we blacks at the top of ur girl
https://youtu.be/qz3zFtYnm7U
>>742385894
who is that girl? I must cum to her immediately
>>742384305
iMessage on android, sure
>>742387501
Prove to me that you're black by taking a picture of yourself holding a piece of paper that says "My nama Tyrone" and then we'll talk.
>>742387568
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
>>742387630
Name ain't Tyrone.
>>742387636
that's not a name dummy
>>742387680
Does it matter? Take the picture.
>>742387727
>>742387568
Elsa Jean
>>742387887
That photoshop is really bad
>>742386064
at least she gets where she is lol
>>742387680
tyrone mad
>>742387980
How could you tell? By the pixels, or something?
You must have seen a lot of shops in your day, friend.
>>742387980
That's the original dumbass
>>742387346
I salute you unkown soldier.
>>742388189
Some parts are just blurry, it'd look better if they could be cleaned up
>>742388189
This anon is lying. I should know, I've seen a lot of shops in my day.
>captcha shop fronts
This is a quality thread.
>>742387913
thank you bro
>>742388333
checked
>>742385894
>>742387852
I know it's Elsa Jean but sauce on from what?
>>742387562
Sad
>>742388533
Honestly by the lighting and background it looks like a blacked vid
>>742383181
Sorry to hear about it mate, thanks for posting decent stuff
>>742387845
Go with someone to casino. Make deal to split money. Absorb their bad luck so they only win. Profit
>>742385335
lost. first in a while
this is pretty good sheeyt. keep er comin
>>742387346
lost
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCiBmuGC_1XhxnlCUlDp86Q
>>742389903
>>742383268
Explain?
>>742383554
Yeah man, heard that.
>>742383331
COPD is more common and a much slower death. I worked in a hospital and it was one of the worst of the common(ish) conditions behind Alzheimer's and massive strokes
I'm actually rolling for a completely unrelated thread.
ylyl discord/ eBAh6gE
>>742390669
Moar!
>>742388817
>Get out of casino
>Absorb bad luck from that guy that was about to lose his wallet
>>742390380
gaudy garment windbreaker
Nice thread so far
>>742390380
They are all wearing wind breakers. Are you 12?
>>742386178
Wow, so a girl sucking a dick is gay, but a guy doing it isn't.
Follow _aaron_fields_ on instagram for the best ylyl shat
>>742390974
Thanks bro
>>742391098
I'm 28 but I guess I'm retarded
>>742391121
Did you just assume their genders?
>>742391422
nigger
>>742387693
Aight, you got me
>>742391217
omega as if
>>742391098
They are wearing tracksuits! never heard "windbreaker"
>>742383181
as a cancer survivor, don't give up OP, you still have 40% of chance of living more than 5 years, especially if you found out early
>>742385530
mfw using a 50
>100
..
>>742391619
thanks but im done. medicare cant give me a portable. my kids cant keep coming home. if u knew about the disease youd know. ive had a good life and fucked the prom queen
>>742391422
I guess they didn't really cover that, it was kinda hard to follow...
>>742391904
It wasn't my first exposure to shemales but it was what turned me on to 'em and I've been hooked ever since.
>>742387228
What's behind him?
>>742388313
Lurk moar newfag.. gee get with the fucking memes
>>742391950
kek.
>>742392093
What better way to attract people to the genre than by using pretty girls with big dicks! I was totally turned on!
>>742391202
>>742392082
>>742392126
I'd rather be sucking down the smooth rich taste of a Marlboro and dick.
>>742391904
damn that sucks, how can medical care suck so much in US... you guys need to stop wasting money of useless shit and drop some on stuff that really matters...
anyway, I hope you'll find a way to get some good time before the end
keep bampin faggotds
>>742392374
>>742389903
So fucking wrong, and still I laughed. I'm dead inside.
>>742392486
thanks son. ima dig up the prom queen. shit will be cash.
>>742392374
K lol
>>742392126
too soon lol. cant wait for the new fags to not get this
>>742392762
Even newfags get this now
>>742387845
What is the cooldown time on the super strength? If it's even once per 24/hr it would be broke as fuck. Turn into literal one punch man.
Kills me every time
>>742392835
fuck the chan has changed since my day lol
>>742383181
>>742383268
>>742383348
>>742383554
>>742383745
>>742383837
>>742384035
>>742384115
>>742384334
>>742384469
>>742385408
>>742385530
take these back to facebook faggot
>>742383181
OP was not a faggot today
i actually almost lost
>>742392899
Yeah I'm a newfag 3.5 yrs and I get it so idk if there's hope for you all. Wish I found this shithole a little sooner
>>742392961
fucking new fag get off here lol. but seriously seems like you are fitting in well. Welcome to anonymouse
>>742393043
Thanks man. If this is OP I wish you the best few years you have left faggot
>>742393089
not op just a fellow /b/rother
>>742387845
I already absorb bad luck
>>742393231
Well you have a little more time I hope kek. Anyway OP I'm out best of luck dude thanks for a quality thread. Really a rarity
>>742392761
Got more like that
>>742393231
Ok well fuck you.
>>742387680
>>742393381
Yes sir. Hold on a min gotta do a little digging
>>742393591
Much obliged
>>742393381
Our work van just pulled back into the lot gonna have to leave you with just this
>>742393466
A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
>>742393381
And this
>>742383181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEXtVsLIbVM
>>742387887
I smiled.
>>742393720
Fuck yes
>>742390431
>I'm retarded and offended by everything
fuck I hate these people
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtoeCT0_A4_A6GFlukHQFbFt22x3Yg4Jl
>>742390936
keep these comin!
>>742393043
>>742393089
fuck off, both of you
>>742384115
Nigga can't read cursive. It clearly say Loyalty on her cheek, not Unemployalty.
>>742394471
What is this from?
>>742387346
This made me start crying.
someone should make some lels out of barcelona's running of the bulls. c'mon lads, pull topgether and make this the old /b/
>>742394836
>>742387845
One sec super strength
>>742394609
Never knew that she was actually a hotty.
>>742394836
I have no idea but I bet my left nut she's slavic.
>>742395026
>>742394836
>>742395026
>>742387845
Summon a lamp once
It will be useful one day
>>742393043
>>742392961
You're both cancer.
>>742391597
That's what I thought
>>742395739
stop taking the chan too seriously lol
>>742391569
That's the joke. . .
>>742387346
The thought of this fills me with manly pride.
>>742395582
more like this
>>742395359
I'd fuck her with my jizzstick
>>742396357
Until daddy comes home and touches you faggot
>>742383181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLngiLAjrwk
>>742394819
aint getting a job with a face full of ink though
>>742396614
You can do better.
>>742397438
Cropped CP, didn't think I'd see the day
>>742390755
Lost at Martin Luther King
>>742397438
get familiar faggot
>>742392126
Too soon faggot
>>742387845
>Acid Tears
>Cry
>???
>Profit
>>742384334
i like dis
>>742396877
american safety advise are just stupid, in europe we just tell the kids if a nuclear bomb were the explode in a close distance we would all die
>>742387845
absorb bad luck.
>have friend filled completely with good luck by sucking out his bad luck
>have him buy a lottery ticket
>he wins lottery, share money
>suffer from incredibly bad luck til it wears off
>repeat when out of money
>>742386178
>>742387346
go get em soldier
>>742387346
PRIMO VICTORIA!!!!
>>742383181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ1FLblZqhM
>>742388533
tbqh making memes in photoshop is one of the things i actually can do without ritalin
>>742390527
Dont know why I've lost
>>742393494
top kek.
>>742398042
Its less "advice" as it is "make it easy for clean up crews" and trying to get the kids to feel safe.
>>742393494
i cant believe they finally caught the bastard
>>742392126
So sad. Terrible shame and waste
Long time lurker. Like years man. I think I will start posting in these threads because they're always so shite
>>742398317
This shit better happen I've done some really risky shit to help those dumb little fuckers make it across
>>742399565
>>742399565
Not a great opening volley tbh fam
and that's it you cocksmoking cunthairs. for all the keks thru the years i give you real oldfag lifehacks:
-if you're a pizza face change your god damn pillow case every 2 days and that shit will clear right up
-if you got the ring of fire after taking a shit, wipe with a little vaseline (and then let your dad fuck u). to be honest it will change your life
-if you cant start pissing and youre standing awkward at the urinal, spit on your hand and rub the end of your cock in a circular motion. you'll be pissing in seconds
-when your smoking pot from a bowl and it comes around to you, hold the end of the bowl over the lit flame to kill germs. MAKE sure to do this after you hit it so you dont look like an ass
-if you want easy pussy go to a bar at 1am and find some drunk cunts smoking and ask for a lighter. convo started
-if youre short order shoes from tallmanshoes
-from a lifetime of admin in corp america i can tell you racism and sexism is a great inside joke but if you actually live it then you will not be getting a silent nod or a promotion in this day and age. ie my nephew is gay and i still love him, my best employee i ever had is black and i will make him cio when i leave not because it is about equality but because it's about dying with no regrets. when you get older you will understand hate eats a man from the inside. Satire is one thing but cynicism will leave you laughing at no one but yourself
-if youre too pussy to dance drink until you do
thanks for all the laughs throughout the years. Special thanks to those that remember back when we made a /b/ro attack a postcard stand in NYC. gotta wipe this comp then myself now. go fuck yourselves
best,
oldfaggot OP
>>742387887
>>742399203
>>742399203
fucking pussy kids
>>742399565
>>742399626
wow these are some truly epic old fag maybes please teach us how to be cool old fags like you
>>742392762
>>742392899
Your newfag is showing, try harder kiddo.
>>742383181
>IPF
Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis? That sucks anon. Are you on transplant list?
>>742399762
rip old fag
say hi to hitler for me when you get to heaven
>>742399762
Lol see you in gehenna
>>742399861
You've seen the pictures in this thread right?
I've seen every single one on Facebook. We're supposed to be the most relevant, or did things change?
>>742390527
fuck.
lost to this shit
>>742384074
dammit lost
>>742399762
god luck and good speed oldfag
>>742399588
the dubs are in your favor,any day know the rodent convoy will be at your door so be ready for glory and wine
>>742391989
Satan
>>742387845
1 second strength sounds fine.
Depends on the cooldown of course.
If it's just once, I'd take eiffel tower and toss it into orbit at night
>>742397957
Where do tears come from, nigger?
OP WAS A FAGGOT
>>742397351
topkek
>>742385894
faggot kid.. these toys are so fucking lame
>>742399762
godspeed anon
>>742393277
Is the picture on the box supposed to be bobby hill?
>>742393881
I bet you weight as much as those 2 combined
>>742387346
PLUS ULTRA, lil soldier!
>>742387845
One second strength and invisibility in the dark are still totally abusable.
>>742383181
I will see you in hell op.
> IPF so bad you planning 2 anhero?
>>742400767
so much win
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7443b968a444224214bc
>>742395359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUYEZeKUMI
>>742392876
Nah, it's one second, then normal strength until you stop channeling it. So like, if you try to slowly pick up a car, you'd run out of it, but if you lifted it for one second, then dropped it you could lift it for another second immediately after.
>>742393347
What's the girls name in this comic?
>>742402576
>>742402589
>>742402621
>>742402657
>>742402713
>>742402737
This year, sixty-five-hundred failing threads nationwide will close their doors for good. If things don't change soon, the 'YLYL gigga nigga maga smegma edition' thread on /b/ will become just another statistic.
>>742403000
gimme a sec
>>742403000
>>742403120
>>742401642
Fuck me, I lost.
for real tho lets go
>>742397351
kek
>>742392940
Then you post some good shit, faggot.
>>742392762
and who's a fucking lemming?
>>742388817
>Absorb bad luck
>Die in casino
>>742394836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUYEZeKUMI
>>742403360
Wiping back to front can cause infections for females.
>>742403360
Gonna need some more of that fam
>>742401541
The blatant plagiarism makes it funnier