Let's write your secrets what nobody or almost nobody knows,

32M. Pure as the driven fucking snow. Kissless virgin.

Fomer best friend went 51/50, his mom blames me and wants to blow my head off with a shotgun

I have deal with my friend. My friend is a girlfriend of my friend and she is sadist, I'm masochist and urophil and everytime when he is in the work I come to her house and she piss on me in the bathtub.

I have never beat my meat and I as of yet have no plans to ever.

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I'm 20 M. I want to be a girl, grow flowers, spend my days in my own garden listening classical music, reading a books and wear only clothes like this on picture.

I love my girlfriend, but also think I'll probably never get over my ex

>>742353671
Masturbation is so common, I wonder if there has been a human that has lived a normal life span and didn't orgasm (due to no outstanding outside factories)

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i'm really into beast but the reason why sounds ingenuine. i really like when they grab on and are hunched over and cover the entirety of who theyre fucking. it looks nice and warm and really sexy :x

I spend most of my time planning on how to torture and kill my friends and family

I brought someone innocent to the tribunal with my laywer and all that shit for damaging my car although this Person didn't do any harm.
It took over on year and finally I won and so this person had to pay the paintjob and some new Parts just because I didn't want to pay the repair by myself.

During the last vacation I was used to cum in morning's cappuccino of my cousin

>>742352994
I yank it with a plastic bag over my head and I think I'm probably going to die one of these times due to lack of air and the poor cop to find me naked at my laptop I already feel bad for

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>>742354466
My current bag

>>742352994
I stole a scarf from a milf i obsessed over than jacked off into it for a solid month . Then i tried flashing her my dick but bitched out at the last second

>>742353390
I envy you. Hard to find deals like that.

>>742353671
But did you meat your beat?

>>742355014
This guy which I know over 10 years don't know about it.

When I was in gradeschool, i sucked a dudes dick not knowing about sexuality or homosexuality.

Im straight

I spend way to much time fapping on cam chat sites. Usually with girls of single digit age.

>>742355251

Same.

Did this today

She told me to cum....then said she was gonna call her mom

Didnt ban me

The next chik....legal age...showed tits we cammed....and after all that

Bitch banned me

>>742355251
inb4 feds

>>742355434
Yea I've had that. Girl was playing with puss, I flopped cock out, banned.

Reset IP carried on.

What's longest you've had a girl stay?

>>742355251
>>742355434
What site?

When I was 10 I peed on my dog.

>>742355650

A teen frm Holland for a couple hrs

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>>742352994
>you are safe here ;)

>>742355713
Cool. I've never had hours. Probly 45 mins top with a little British loli. She was well up for anything, didn't even need convincing.

cant triforce
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can't triforce
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used to suck a guys dick for money when i was 12.
let him fuck me for a super nintendo and then some games.

im a male though....so...

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I secretly want to roll cute boys on granblue fantasy but all I get is tittymonsters REEE

>>742355657
Omegle
Chat random
Chat alternative
Dirty roulette

>>742358165
Underage b&

>>742358223
What got removed?

Worst bread ever.

Car mom back fonger friend

>>742355138
No you're not.

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I'm playing with myself while I type this.

>>742359051
Time stamp

>>742352994
I hired my 14 year old neighbor as a maid a couple years ago. Secret is, I did this to cover up the fact that I'm fucking her. She posted nudes on /b/ a couple years ago, I knew it was her. I blackmailed her for sex, quickly changed to her coming over for fun. She has a low self-esteem, but she is really pretty and sexy. "KYS Pedo" Fuck you, if you say that, she looked more like a woman then like a large number of 20+ and 30+ women I dated at the time. She didn't look like a kid and I am less perverse to her than her dad until he was sent to prison when she was 11. But, over the years and the comments she dropped, the words we shared, good chance I will marry her when she's legal (her idea, "wouldn't it be wild if we get married"). I "ignored" those comments so far.

I used to work at a big movie theater in my city. I ended up taking blank ticket stock out of the back office and printing identical tickets at my house on a shitty basic printer. All cash transactions I just pocketed, gave change out of the cash drawer, and just remembered how much I owed the drawer in change at the end of the night. I probably made over 35k in a year as a 16 year old. Can't remember exactly. I pissed it all away on weed, liquor, and blew it on sluts at my school. Best time of my life.

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>>742359322

>>742353840
You're a fucking faggot.

>>742354265
How would you kill your sister? (or other close female relative)

>>742359689
I'm skuuurd. I was questioned by tools who suspected it before, so was she, just because she's over every day. Her mom is arguing FOR me because I boned her a few times. Nice trolling though.

My two closest friends are brothers. I've fucked both their girlfriends and mother. Sometimes i feel bad about it.

>when my gf was still a freshman, we get really drunk at a frat party one night
>before she blacked out she asked one of the frat bros if he wanted to have a threesome with us
>came out of nowhere so i was surprised.. but everyone laughed about it and moved on
>we drank more and got smashed
>gf barely able to stand so i tried to take her back to her dorm
>frat bro saw me trying to mover her out and stopped me
>physically took her from me and brought her too his room
>followed him and kept telling him i was just trying to get her home
>frat bro is pissed i was bothering him, tells me he's fucking her tonight and that i could either watch or wait outside for him to finish
>too drunk to come up with better ideas so i watch him plow my gf while she's semi conscious
>once he finished he let me take her back to the dorms
>we fall asleep and the next morning she asks what happened
>she can't remember anything
> told her we came home and just had sex
>she never found out

>>742360209
Cuckrage Bait story.

The only way to annoy the poster of this story is to ignore him. If you post angry comments he'll get off to it.

>>742360333
or don't give him (You)s

I never seed torrents

>>742360333
So, why did you just do the opposite?

>>742352994
When i was little i saw some guy murder another guy over a parking space. I was the only witness, when the police asked me to identify the shooter i couldnt snitch so i lied.

>>742360666
1 sacrificial you to inform everone else. You can't fool me with your cuckrage bait Satan.

>>742357020
What are the best times and days to go on on each of those sites? Thanks.

19 m.
>Known this girl for about 6/7 months
>She's my girlfriend about 4 months into knowing her
>Had feelings for each other for almost as long as we've known each other
>1 1/2 months into our relationship she dumps me because she "kept losing feelings"
>still talk to this day
>Still love each other
>A week ago she told me that she did something
>don't know what but she says it will hurt me so she doesn't tell me
>Think she got feelings for someone else
>she's been acting really weird
>Don't know what to do
>Shit got me fucked up

>>742353944

I know that feel.

I've ended 3 good relationships over the last 3 years because I'm pretty sure I'll never love anyone as much as my ex from 2011.

FeelsBadMan.

>>742361225
I know that feels /b/ro

>>742352994
i only edge and never jerk off to orgasm

>>742353944
Same. Dat feels /b/ro

I'm a pedophile.

Directed@742352994

I 'm pretty good at hiding it but, I'm actually what the chan calls new.

I've had this friend since junior year, first time I saw her I knew I was in love but she never felt the same way 3 years later we are still close friends but my feelings haven't changed even after two relationships with different girls. I don't want to loose her.

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>>742360611
WHAT THE FUCK MODS MODS MODS CAN WE GET A PERM IP BAN AND A FBI TIP?

I'm wasting my life away on here and full well knowing I could be doing something better and probably not feel like a lonely shit but oh well. I also act like I'm happy as larry but obviously not.

>>742361127
Depends country your looking at.but it's summer, so it's full of horny kids

I've been pretending to be a girl online for over 7 years, made many lonely virgins buy me steam games, and send me money via paypal, and and can say with complete truth that every guy online that claims to be mtf and wanting to transition is a fucking moron who bought their own lies.

>>742362173
UK

>>742362198
How much u gotten through PayPal in that time roughly?

Until right now I have jacked off to things ranging from literal shit to women being beating with baseball bats. Oh, and loli.

>>742361672
Unrequited love hearts anon. Least she's still your friend most people would end it right there.

>>742352994
I have a foot fetish. I've never revealed it to my past girlfriends out of fear of ridicule. Pretty silly if I think about it.

>>742360611
Yeah I do this too. Seeding is what gets you in trouble, as you are helping distribute the torrent.

>>742362204
Morning and before bed. Use common sense

>>742362532
That's pretty normal though OP with both parts having the fetish and not announcing it as its a 50/50 chance she'll find it great or disgusting, you got a current gf?

>>742359322
Ah, and when I made mention to her bitch mother that I might marry her someday, as a joke, she said "I will sign the doccuments to have you marry her ASAP for you to take her out of my hair. Take her off my hands." Damn... she needs to move out.

>>742362240
In total, $4,000 in Cash and $1,300 in Steam Games/Funds.

Pretending to be a heartbroken shy elegant white girl, who has been deprived of touch for so long she goes "into heat", was one of the best decisions of my life.

>>742362632
Nah, I've distanced myself from alot of people to work on my career and better myself. I don't really have time for relationships.

>>742362803
Don't you get lonely though?

I am currently locked in a chastity device and don't know when the next time I get to cum is.

>>742362875
Why.

>>742361424
I'd ask for greentext, but I don't want either of us getting b&.

[email protected]

Send me stories please

>>742362833
Co-workers invite me out sometimes and if I'm horny I just go to a bar for a one night stand.

>>742362906
creep

>>742362979
That's fair enough then.

>>742362738
Some tips for a other fucker wanting to try this out and mess with people for free shit.

>>742363057
Yeah I'll only work on having a family once I can properly support them and give them a proper wholesome life. Life isn't exactly fulfilling for me right now but at least I'm getting shit done.

>>742363028
Welcome to 4chan summerfag

>>742363248
Nope, pedofags have always gotten a hard time here. Welcome to 4chan summerfag

>>742362896
Its fun to give up control and constantly be horny. Especially when my wife will tell me to go down on her without unlocking it, or when she lets me fuck her but not allow me to cum.

>>742363467
I bet you like you watch other men fuck her too, right?

>>742363298
Dude I'm 37. The admins don't want CP pics and/or stories on 4chan. That's it. I blatantly don't give a fuck

>>742363225
Find an instagram girl's picture and use it as your Steam Profile avatar. Play in games where people can see it. Don't be super fucking obvious, just picture, and a first name in your name area.

My profile consisted of this:
"Just got out of a bad breakup and would prefer to chill and play games."

Just that sentence brought a lot of suitors in.

Steal nudes from the PYSS threads, faceless ones and ones that don't look like professional porn shots. Generally they don't matter that much because you only dish them out when you get your first "support" payment.

Talk about work, and other guys. How they treat you like shit at work. When they message you, be listless, surprised that somebody "different" is talking to them. Make them feel special, but replaceable at any moment.

Mentioning guys you met at work, and how cute they are, makes jealousy and fear develop in their heart, be on the "fence" with these imaginary guys and encourage the internet boy to up the ante. Buy your affection. Keep you healthy, keep your internet on, food on your table.

The "breakup" is the moment the guy will try to cyber with you, and then you just do that. Get them emotionally invested in you.

They'll fall in love, they'll want to keep your rent paid because your "landlord is a creepy fuck who said 'cash or ass is fine'", they'll buy you steam games they want to play with you, or help you get skins on CSGO or Overwatch etc.

If they seem like they're smart and keen on girls being GIRLS (Guys In Real Life) and would ask for time-stamps etc. then just block them. Theres more depressed and desperate guys out there to open their wallets and replace them.

Having a female friend that's in on this will make EVERYTHING 100% easier. It's just like RPing on gaiaonline or something except you get paid.

>>742363687
Nah man that's not ok. It's fine to be a pedophile but to act on your impulses is fucked up and wrong. Seek professional help (seriously).

>>742363570
Nope, no interest in that.

>>742362198
When I was younger and sexually confused I went into a lesbian chat room to talk about what I was going through. I bared my soul to one woman for about six months, telling her my most intimate feelings and acts.

Then "she" slipped up and revealed she was a guy. I never felt so humiliated and used in my life.

>>742363889
Lies. You want to watch better stronger men fill your wife up with their superior seed.

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>>742352994
I prefer to jerk to my own pornos of my college years. They think i deleted them but i didn't. Makes me a little sad that i only get to fuck 1 pussy now (married.)

>>742363807
Who said I was acting on impulses? I just want a fucked up story. Hence why I'm on /b/

>>742352994
i came in your moms ass

>>742363914
Sorry to hear that

>>742364091
Stories of other people who have acted on their desires, and could possibly influence you to do the same. It's like a lot of pedophiles who just buy a fake doll, only to then want more at a later period, endangering childrens lives and mental state.

>>742353840
do it anon, take a chance on being yourself

>>742364110
That makes you special how? Oh, most people who assfucked my mom keep quiet about it (make it a secret) because they are ashamed of fucking her in any way. I get it. Sorry, anon. I'm ashamed of fucking her too, but at least I fucked her when she was hot.

>>742364221
Yup. Happens with everything, drugs, alcohol, fetishes, ect. No matter what you'll always want either more or a better version of what you have. Shit's fucked.

>>742364221
Agreed. Those loli dolls are creepy as shit. Plus I'm a chubby chaser. Children don't have the same curves a teen(legal consent) or mature woman has. So it's safe to say no one is "influencing" me anytime soon. Now if you have a chubby female friend or family member . . .

>>742362659
How old are you and her? I need more info.

>>742363228
You don't need to have kids though man, just have a nice girl to chill with and get pleasure from.
>>742363467
So you also like getting pegged?

>Failed high school. voted "most likely to asleep in class at university" for sleeping in class.
>Got in to a foreign university, they don't know I failed high school. Decided not to go, did not pay school fees. Left the country.
>Got in a university at US, they also don't know I failed high school - but GED worked so yeah. >Got academically dismissed for having bad grades.
>Got in to a community college, to keep visa status, decided not to go.
>Readmitted to the university I was kicked out of in US. Failed last semester. My cumulative gpa means if I fail this upcoming semester. I will get kicked out again.
Fortunately, I finally learned that whatever had me care so little about everything might have been depression ever since I tried to quit smoking and started taking wellbutrin in US. I am looking forward to being actually productive this time around.
Also, other secrets would be I been having sex with my younger cousin, with her being a sub. Until she turned 16 and moved to Malaysia.
I used to steal people's gaming accounts in a MMO I used to play. Then made cash off building a private server of a Korean MMO and it was filled with Phillipines players for some reason.

>>742364619
She's 14. I have a daughter older than her, going to college and a son around the same age.

>>742364792
jesus that's fucked. she's a kid for crying out loud.

>>742352994
Except for family and gf I secretly hate everyone

>>742364954
why

>>742364876
That's what makes it hawt

>>742352994
My vagina is yelloow

>>742365189
yeah and I'm an alien.

>>742364876
Our thing is less fucked that what her dad did before he got locked up a few years ago for it along with other guys involved. I'm not a good guy, but she's more woman than most women that I ever met. I am considering marrying her when she comes of age. I am treating her as well as I can, relatively speaking.

>>742365126
>>742364792
Well whatever it is, good luck maintaining a relationship with a metamorphosing girl who's tastes and personality is going to change.

>>742365235
You're taking advantage of her though and using her.

>>742365235
She will take you for all your cash while she's sneaking out getting anal blasted by a bunch of niggers

>>742364670
Never tried, but wouldnt be opposed to see if I like it.

I gave a girl 300 dollars when I was 12 because I really liked her, and wanted her to say she was my friend. Not girlfriend, crush or anything. Just to say I mattered and was important to somebody. She said no, and this guy who had a crush on her beat the shit out of me. She really liked that. She kept the 300 dollars.

I see her time to time still.

>>742365306
>>742365313
>>742365323
So speak the sages. I know the risks. I'm out. G'nite.

raped when i was 6 by an older kid at my school

>>742360611
You're a goddamned fucking monster. Get the fuck out.

>>742365547
Just saying it's an unhealthy relationship is all.

>>742365525
You are like, the definition of loser

>>742365568
M/F?

>>742365235
Ill admit its hot af but realize that just because its less fucked than what her dad did doesnt make it not absolutely fucking terrible. What youre doing is bad and you should be in jail. but its still hot af. Speaking of which im a hebephile with a 7 yr old sister idk whatll happen when she produces boobs.

>>742365568
I'm sorry to hear that. My uncle was molested at a young age and he never really had a normal relationship because of it.

>>742365825
Older M

>>742365235
"at least I'm not as bad as I could be". Actually kill yourself.

>>742365413
Haven't tried it either but the male g-spot is indeed in there, so you'll most likely enjoy it but again I haven't tried it.

>>742365681
That wasn't even the worst part.

After brewing about how much I hated that guy for kicking my ass in front of a girl I liked, and lost 300 dollars to, I plotted to kick his ass back.

However that didn't work out because I was a huge pussy. So I settled for trying to beat up his sister. She was walking down the block from one of my friend's house, so me and my friends were meeting up with them. They were looking to hook up, and I was looking to beat her up.

Turned into a shit talking match, and I challenged her to a fight, and I felt like a man.

Until I got the shit beat out of me, and my friends called a truce to get her to stop. They eventually did hook up and go off to drink and have fun, but they left me behind because I was embarassing.

I still see the sister of the boy. She grew up hot. A thong-wearing slut, but still hot.

When I was 17 I asked her out, and she said she wasn't interested because she was into girls. At the party I asked her out about, they decided to tell stories about me. About how I got my ass kicked twice, about the time I gave away 300 dollars, and about the time one of my friend stole my girlfriend from me and got her pregnant because I had social anxiety and never went out to party with her. To be fair she was my GF for probably 1 day and then I never bothered to keep her.

I've basically built a horrible reputation in that town and am glad that the people who know those stories never left that town because too broke.

>>742361225
Stop being a Beta "friend bag" (you ain't in 4th grade no more, go out and own some pussy, pussy)

>>742366084
Such a large concentration of fail

>>742366022
No U. Are you M/F anon? It should never have happened to you, but I'm just curious

I've lost my right to breed

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>>742352994
>Let's write your secrets what nobody or almost nobody knows

NSA and Israel are behind these "secret" threads.

Shhhhh. don't tell anyone.

>>742366615
Explain

>>742366875
he grew a vag.

I tell my family I'm alright but I feel I can't hold out much longer.

>>742366329
That wasn't even the worst part.

I got into cross-dressing when my mom bought a purple bra.

I saw it once, and she wasn't home. The girl I liked wore purple bras, and decided to try it on. I have almost the same band size as my mom, so I tried it on. This was before I hit puberty and got facial hair etc, and then when I tried it on, I posed for myself in front of the mirror. I really looked good like that.

I proceeded to go through a bunch of my mom's bras and try different ones on, stuffing because she wasn't an A cup like I am and eventually recorded some shitty boob porn of myself on the camera my dad bought me.

Uploaded it to Windows Media Player and jerked off to it. Had a purple bra, black, white, and a padded pink one that made my "tits" look the largest.

Eventually I started to buy my own, well actually, I stole them from my cousin. I stole a thong, and two bras from her, and when mom wasn't home I would wear them and play with myself.

Eventually, I graduated into full fledged "wanna be a girl" mode and lubed up the end of a fork and rode it on the couch. Moaned like a girl and accidentally woke up my step dad, who wandered around in the living room trying to find out where that noise was. I'd call myself Shantaye after the girl I liked.

Eventually after that, my mom found my "bra bag" hidden underneath the couch in her room, and went furious. She asked if they were mine, and I shook my head. So she got mad at my step-dad, thinking she was being cheated on. He got kicked out, and she broke up with him.

I got my step-dad kicked out of my home because I was cross-dressing.

>>742366875
My dick is just gross and every intention I have to cleanse it is impure

>>742359631
How did you spend it on sluts at ur school? Did you pay them for sex or something? If you did, who was the youngest and what did you do?

I'm going to sentence you to life.

I have a girlfriend for 2 years now, never feel the need of cheating her, but know I want to fuck a 17y/g than I know for ling time.

>>742367437
Then breakup.

>>742367214
Man up

>>742367533
This

>>742366081
It's called the P-spot, chicks have it too.

>>742367711
Good to know

I'm married to a woman 7 years my senior and I'm slowly losing the desire for sex. At first I thought it was physical, because I'm already 30, but then I had a gross, drunken, cybering session with a semi-relative and came buckets. I still can't forget it. I was hard a a diamond and came 3 times in a row.

>>742367711
Have you taken a strap-on in your ass

I'm a man, I've pretended to be a woman online for like 10+ years

a straight cis male irl, a gay butch woman online.

The fuck is in my head anons?

>>742367854
Same stuff that's in the head of mtf trannies, the only difference is you didn't buy into your own shit and try to make your ePersona into a real person.

>>742367796
No

>>742367161
You are the literal definition of a fucking loser.
No wonder all this shit happened to you.

>>742367943
but they act like that in real life

>>742352994
No matter whether my life objectively gets better or worse, I hate myself more and more every day.

>>742368051
I feel the same, hang in there anon.

>>742368013
There is now, a Level 0

>>742367796
Nah, but my girlfriend fingered me while she blew me in a 69 once, best orgasm I'm ever had. From memory, I think she had to swallow two or three times she'd gotten that much out.

>>742367533
I don't want to breakup I love her, just want to fuck the 17y/g

I watched my two friends bang my young hot mom

>>742368342
Story

>>742368278
Then breakup because you clearly think with your dick.

>>742360209
you watched 13 reasons why too?

>>742368232
Sounds very erotic and like it was well worth it. Have you tried it since?

I really want to hug this friend who is a girl because she is really nice to me and is always willing to initiate conversation with me

Sex makes me sad. I hate my moms bf. I hate the whores i sleep with. I wish my ex would still love me i still think about her every day and i think ill always love her. Ive stolen from my family. I think about killing myself sometimes. I wish i hadnt started using drugs.

>>742368342
> Greentext

>>742368675
go see a therapist then.

>>742368675
Get help

My first cousin gave me the greatest blowjob for my birthday a few years ago swallowed my cum and everything and said next year we can fuck. She's amazing . But we still havent because of things but I'm keeping my hopes up

>>742363749
Im a girl and i just use my own pics and d othis. I dont even feel bad

>>742368460
She's an amazing young milf which also happens to be real slutty. My friends are teasing me about her for years. She did some efforts to hide the fact she's a slut but I always saw through it. Then one day she became real open about it. At one point I overheard her talking to her friend about how she wants a threesome. I got two of my buddies which are by far the most attractive and brought them to her. It was really uncomfortable but to my surprise she accepted them. Didn't want to let me watch at first, but they made her

Raped sleeping exgf

>>742368837
It's fun isn't it?

as much as i masturbate i want to give my virginity to the man i marry

>>742368935
Greentext

>>742369065
Rape time

>>742369065
how long is that?

>>742368636
Oh, it was well fucking worth it, beats a rimjob by far.
But no, unfortunately, that never happened again. For some reason after a point, our sex started to gradually phase back to more vanilla. I still tied her up often enough but it was nice to be fingered those few times.
We've broken up since then. We were together for almost 3 years, still the best fuck I've ever had (ginger). I believe I did a thread once posting nudes of her while she was asleep. You guys fucking loved that.

Here's my secret. Those guys up the top of this thread talking about never falling out of love with their ex? Yeah, I'm in the same situation.
I can't stop loving her, I love her with every inch of me.
It sucks.

Im into fetishes i feel like i could never tell a guy about, or do in real life.
gang banging. incest. rape. breast feeding fetish. all kinds of things.

im an attractive girl, but im just too scared and embarrassed to ever tell anyone im fucking

When I was 16 and my cousin (female) was 14, she ended up giving me blow jobs whenever we got together. I went away to college but came back to our town. She went to college and stayed away. Outside of when we got together, we never talked or wrote to each other so we never discussed what we did.

She's coming back to town in a few days for our grandmother's funeral and I'm afraid to see her again. I'm not sure the reason she never came back was because of me.

>>742369165
some days its like uncontrollable i can wear myself the hell out but some weeks i just have a dry spell and arent even interested in anything

like my freshman year of highschool i would bate right after school and fall right asleep in front of my computer

>>742369201
Was she your first love.

>>742368935

Was she your gf at the time or an ex at the time?

>>742369437
Do you have a bf to get married with? Also its normal to masturbate though.

>>742369259
On the off chance that I know you I'd be down to fuck you.
Ausfagette?

>>742369579
nz

>>742369521
single and pure virgin as day, never even got past holding hands

>>742355650
I had a cutie ask me to 'do that sperm thing with ma willy' I obliged said goodbye then kekd all night.

>>742369259
wish more femanons admitted this or I'm just finding the wrong people.

>>742369622
Go and venture off to find the guy then femanon.
>>742369579
am fellow ausfag

>>742369460

You betcha.

You're getting off to this aren't you? Creepy fuck.

>>742369259
>>742369643

i watch porn of the stuff im into and then feel bad after like im a freak or something

i get more forward when im drunk, like i love having my mouth fucked and im not too scared to admit that... but im still scared about being honest with just how kinky i really am

>>742369688
alright we're getting somewhere.
Sydfag?

>>742369471
Gf

>>742369692
No because I'm the same, I still have feelings for mine and don't think I'll ever not to be honest.
>>742369735
Guiltyfaps are the worst faps, you need to find content with yourself femanon. Sure if you and the other guy are both drunk they won't really care.
>>742369787
Am not that girl but still no.

>>742369800
I used to do that all the time. Next time tell your gf you have a thing for sleeping girls and there's a good chance she'll be fine with it.
Just explain to her that She'll have better dreams than she's had in a long time and will wake up already satisfied.
I'm telling you this from experience btw.

me: >>742369201

>>742369100
On mobile. Not about that green text format.

She was on Ambien.
Grabs my dick in the middle of the night and we fuck. Tell her about it next day, no recollection.
This is my new fetish.
Try nightly to get her to recreate.
Get hard, put dick in her hand, nothing.
Goes on like this for a while and take matters in to my own hands.
Dick in sleeping mouth one night. Just the tip.
Jizzed on her face.
Next time fuck her in her sleep from behind.
Tummy sleeper.
Says she had a weird dream but can't remember details as my cum is dripping out of her.

don't let the thread die /b/ros

>>742353944

100% same. Don't know if there's much to be done honestly. Keep on keepin on anon.

>>742368607
Nope..

>>742369933
Ah shit sorry haha. For >>742369787 and >>742369692

Well I'm not sure it ever goes away man, love is as much a curse as any.
It hurts to be loveless, it hurts to be in love, you can't really win.
Does she still talk to you?

>>742370022
Nice

>>742369735
>im still scared about being honest with just how kinky i really am

truth is you don't really know how kinky you are yet, until you actually exp,lore some of those things IRL.

There is a big difference between fantasy and reality. Just because you like the idea or watching the porn of it doesn't mean you'll enjoy doing it for real.

Find a partner you can trust then dip a toe in the water and see what you really like.

>>742370292
Nope, it ended on bad terms. I tried contacting her but just got blocked each time, so I just gave up and now just left with the depression of it all.

>>742370386
I'm sorry dude, that must really suck. I was lucky enough for the breakup to be mutual.
The whole reason was that I was planning on moving to Sydney for uni. She wanted to stay in Coffs Harbour.
We broke it off for fear of it hurting more later.
Didn't talk for a while, maybe six months, then she called me one day and asked for my xbox live password so she could get into the settings on her xbox (i set it up). Fell into a comfortable conversation for 3 hours. Was nice.
This happened a few times, once where I was just skating around on top of a multi-storey car park while we talked on the phone for 6 hours.

She said she missed me, man. I remember almost crying, I vary rarely cry.

Anyway she got a new bf, which I support (he's the best guy in bellingen for her) but I'm still sad about it all.
She hasn't replied to my messages since they got together, I assume she doesn't want to make him feel like I'm still something to her, which is fair enough.

>>742371082
Yeah, last time I saw her she was with another guy, so I guess I should be happy but I'm not. You're definitely lucky though that you ended mutual without anything stupid. Honestly it truly does suck, ended up being a pathetic mess on my birthday because I wanted to try get in contact with her the last time but didn't so I knew she doesn't want to speak to me. I sometimes wish I didn't meet here but then I remember the fun times.

I've been fucking with my ex gf best friend like a year ago andI'm very proud of it... When she's mad at me she always talks to that friend in common and later we try to figure it out how she will forgive me whatever the fuck i did to her

Made some girl love me.

She loved me so fuckin much.

My god it was crazy.

I'm married tho and tried my best to low it off.

Used some other girl as a device of jealousy. Just to hurt her. Just to try and crush her.

Crushed her.

The amount of pain when I realised I'd made her move on.

She'd actually moved on.

See her now, I want thar attention back. I want that affection back. I just want it how it was.

It was great. She's perfect. I was lucky. I miss how it was. I miss her.

Mfw I realise I love her almost as much as I love my wife.

Crushed myself

Secrets in here shhh discord/ eBAh6gE

Let a gnarly whip addiction ruin a potentially perfect relationship, drive her into the arms of a friend, had all of my friends turn against me, cause me to be stuck in four years probation, everyone in town wants to stick the knife in me, eroded my connections with family, lost my car, job, possible inheritance, fucking everything

I ordered one of those watches. It took about a month and a half to ship from China, and was a piece of shit. The Face is plastic, not even glass.

>>742362532
You should . I told it to my gf and she loves it. Some girls are ok with that..

>>742352994
I feel like I'm slowly becoming a sexist after reading MGTOW. I'm looking at females differently now. I didn't want to be this. Also, I live in Sweden.

I trade my wife's nudes on Kik to other pervs

>>742372757
You fucking deserved it. Asshole.

>>742353840
...almost marriage material XP

Im 19 in a week, in a relationahip with a 16 that her parent dont know about. I want to try going out with a boy before i get older so i can try the "boy love" meme.

when i was 13, i fingered my 12 yo sister when our parent aren't home. nothing but regret

I want to be locked in chastity device and teased UNMERCIFULLY till literally INSANELY HORNY by a woman with a bubble butt

>>742377426
Hey, i want to do that to a guy haha :D

>>742377829
Are you a woman with a Bubble butt

When I was 14 I went with my mom to my second trip to visit aunt in the Philippines. First time I was 5 and I don't really remember to much. we get there and say hi and I meet all my cousins again( there are 5). But my oldest female cousin (she had turned 15 just a month before we came) followed me around for two days almost non stop asking me questions. In the middle of the second day we were walking in some of the forest by the house. I say we but I went for a walk and she followed me. Out of nowhere she asks if I think she's pretty. I say yes. She walks up to me and says thank you you are very handsome and kisses my lips. No big deal aunt and mom do this to. Except it's only a peck and my cousin is leaving her lips pressed way longer than she should. I was going to pull away but she put her tongue in my mouth. My brain melted and I just went with it. The kissing turned to touching turned to me fingering her and her jerking me off. From then on we snuck away every day to experiment with sex. I was there for three weeks that summer and it was the best time I ever had. On the day we left she kissed me open mouth in front of both our moms. Her mom made a woo sound and my mom look confused and scared. My aunt looked at my mom and said oh come on why you think they always go off together? You not remember you and cousin anon? My mom told her to be quiet and told me to say goodbye to them. She never asked me about anything I think just pretends nothing happened. But there was no doubts when we went back when I was 19. I stayed at my cousins place the whole time and we barely visited anyone. After that my mom told me she's not taking me back again, if I wanted to go and do...that she wasn't going to pay for it and didn't want to know so I should go myself.

>>742353944
This is hard i know, but not a big secret tho* normal shit

>>742379112
Bet his gf sure thinks it's a secret

Gaining a shemale fetish. Yet I'm not gay : v

>>742361326
Follow this /b/ros orders
24M here.. finding younger (legal) and ur age or even milf pussy.. should be easy bro keep it up!.. first is u.. then world

>>742377426
Its fun Anon. You will enjoy it.

>>742378776
Nice. Sounds like you had fun.

>>742379686
If I can ever find a Bubble butt woman to do it loo

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>>742353840

24 M here.
When i was younger 9-10 years old or so.. i got excited by my cousin (female) who was 18 years old.. she flashed boobs for me.. i slept with her and touched her all night... itho next day.. she told her mom what i did.. i was so young so they couldnt blame me, her mom knew she was kinda slut so no prob..... after sometime her sister touched me while i was sleeping ... i just woke up and she was masturbating me... lol ( i pretended i was asleep)

Then once i tried touching my sleeping 2 years younger sis (she was like 8 that time and i was 10)... i feel real bad about this...!

>>742379798
Find the bubble butt woman first. After than, bring up the topic and say its something you'd like to try. Thats how the cage got on me.

>>742377113
This probably looks stupid for someppl.. tho i had this same regret.. ur not alone... real sad...

>>742372757
Fuck urself man... you will never get those kinda of feels.. no one will satisfy u like she did.. tho just move on...

>>742353205
easy get an escort, dont focus on sex make it special for yourself, it is your first time after all

>>742353312
what does 51/50 mean

>>742379764
I learned so much in those three weeks.

I come into these threads to see if 2 girls I used to fuck come in here to talk about how we used to fuck. Definitely would be in these types of threads

>>742380840
Crazy

>>742354159
my nigger, what ever you want to fuck do it, its not cheating because it isnt a human. so dog bull donkey waterver, fuck it, its no human, just dont tell her

>>742380840
involuntary commitment to mental ward

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>>742352994

In high school I started a group of Nazis

There's a Jewish kid in their school and he was like a pro Jewish kid like he had like the hat and everything

So one day one of our group members had an idea
The idea was the we kidnap him in his sleep bring them back to her base time down you chair and then form some Pro Nazi experiments on him

Experiments they weren't really too bad we mainly test it how long a human can go without food or water and then we also tested to see how long the human psyche could go without talking to anyone

one day we just taped up his mouth and his eyes.

Weeks went by and we forgot about him

we were down playing a game

One of my group members exclaimed "OH SHIT"
"The Jewish kid"

We rushed back to our base. When we got there it was too late he'd already been dead for about 3 days we never told anybody.

So what did we do with this body we just threw them in the meat grinder.

and before you ask yes we have a meat grinder inside of our base.

If you're wondering what we do with the meat we just sold some shop.

we also made a running away letter for him we place inside of his dresser.
we thought the whole thing through.

To this day no one knows it was us and no one is found him.

The end

I still have my ex girlf nudes but never publish it public or private

story:
Our relationship started on 2015, on 2016 we started send nudes of mine and her.. When she send the nude i hide it into subfolder in my android phone and every image of her nude i put "." on the first so didn't show on gallery, when i come back too the folder where i put the nudes and i accidently on the wrong folder the the file name is like encrypted on that time i thought my phone get hacked or got virus, so i told her that her that my phone got virus and her nudes gone.. So 2017 where my life started without her because she with my friend.. On 2017/7 i found a memory card so i put it in my phone and just browsing it untill i found this folder that was named "where_my_life_go_on" so i go into that folder, before that i use my Alcatel phone and its lagg.. So after i go into that folder.. Inside that folder full of .jpg files and i open one of that file and that jpg file was my ex girlf pussy like wtf almost 1 year i didn't know that i still haver her nudes

And on that day i faping while looking at her nudes (๑-﹏-๑) i make a copy of it, compress it and encrypt it (≧∇≦)

I could blackmail her if i want or shame her to seek revenge B-)

>>742381182
Really? (￣.￣)

>>742382262
Yes

Test

>>742382342
Nice ( • ̀ω•́ )

>>742352994
My wife of 5 years doesn't know I despise her but I'm staying with her because I need the dual income to pay off my student loans. I have about 2 years left.

Also, She wants kids so I secretly got a vasectomy while she was away. I don't want to have a kid and be stuck with her but I have to keep up the charade for now.

Oddly I've never cheated. Seem worse than using her for money somehow.

>>742382865
You're just being smart about this. And cheating would actually be more fair and honest than what you're doing to her holy shit

I love to take hidden cam vids of my friends and sometimes my gf.

>>742383131
When the time comes I plan to start "changing" until she leaves me. I don't want to destroy her.

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>>742381960
I have kept and enjoyed blackmail pictures of a woman I'm very close to. Not sure she even knows they are out there but I fap to them all the time and constantly look for more.

Pic related

I make shit up on The Internet

i had sex with a 12 yo boy when i was 55, i still regret it but it was kind of tight not gonna lie

I let random dogs eat me out and fuck me

>>742352994
I tried to fuck my aunt, still haven't done nothing lmao

I fantasize about being raped by a group of guys and birthing bastard children for them.

My gf whores herself out for money. Not because we need it just because its her fetish.

I can switch my emotions on and off, I legit see everyone as being under me. If it came to it I could kill someone without blinking an eye.

What's fucking weird tho is that spilling blood using a knife would nauseate me not because of the action but just the shear amount of blood in general. I could shoot someone in the middle of the fucking skull and not bat an eye.

However everyone sees me as this good likable guy. I can get any bitch I want and have good friends, no one knows I could kill any of them and not feel a fucking thing.

Married to my very best friend and it would kill her to know, but... I have fucked several men and swapped BJs with even more in recent years.

my girlfirend is a transgender

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

>>742385777
hot as fuck..I dream about my sperm being the best and getting you pregnant.

>>742385591
are you male?

>>742387004
; )

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I shit post on /b/

I post this webm in the morning and watch you fags argue about it while I get ready for work (even though I hate niggers, it's for the lulz)

I rarely shower

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>>742354466
>>742354572

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>>742355138
>i sucked a dudes dick
>Im straight

No, no you're not.

>>742352994
i am so pathetic that not even a fictional waifu would want me, i can not even theoretically imagine someone liking me, and thus i have a constant fear that the people who say they are friends are just pretending

i want to be in a relationship with any man who is with my mom behind her back so he could show me videos of them fucking and use me whenever he wants

>>742387104
creampie gangbang baby....where can I find you

>>742352994
Im gonna get ridiculed for this /b/ but i have cummed in my cousins, and sisters panties and bras they are all a solid 10 maybe an 11 and both are to innocent and it would be awkward to ask to fuck

>>742354404
I gave roofies to my cousin and fucked her in the ass like 8 times

>>742352994
I support eugenics and that is the real reason I got a vasectomy.

>>742365525
Your important to me

>>742386580
Lol how old are you

>>742388006
i did cum in my russians flatmate bodylotion and in my japanese flatmates soy milk. both were super hot.

I still wish almost every day that I'll get back together with my ex

I don't understand why I can't get over her
I keep seeing her in my dreams

>>742388000
Checked.
I've been wrist deep in my sister's blood when she needed help help finding a vein on a really bad day. She went to sleep later and I just fucking jerked off on one of the blood pools before cleaning it all up.

>gf of four years wanted to try something new
>she got to pick the dude for the MMF
>she chose on old friend of hers because he is "trustworthy"
>after getting acquainted for a little bit she undoes my belt, then his
>this was basically thick like a coke can
>she turns into a turbo slut over it
>raves on and on about how huge it is
>she also willingly and vigorously licked his balls
>slobbering all over, gagging herself on him


>gives me a lazy handjob for a minute or so
>I cum
>she tells me to sit back relax
>I then watch her ride his dick for the next 40 minutes
>he's fucking the shit out of her
>she cums twice
>then he finishes inside her
I definitely got cucked but it was still a fun experience

>>742386580
le edgy joker man

>>742379452

Lol gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

>>742364381
This

>>742369259
Incest involving cousins is a BIG one for me, I love reading stories about it.

I don't want to grow old. I don't want to feel my body decaying and experience my mind rotting as I go senile. Around 50-60 I'm going to commit mass murder-suicide, I'll take out as many as I can with me.

>>742389159
LOL kill yourself you cuckfag beta piece of shit

>>742389877
Yes it felt very beta but was also oddly sexy. Like watching live porn

>>742353205
your wizardry makes you able to make this thread alive for 11hours, impressive.

>>742386580
The real question is how the fuck do you not kill them and manage to be likable.

>>742385368
Liar, I know you're making that up.