Another summer is gone, another year i've gone my entire

>>742346829
:)

You produce carbon dioxide for the plants.

>>742346829
yeah

Why do you feel that is, OP?

>>742346829
sucks to suck

>>742346829
Trust me your far from being the only one

How old are you?

Female here, lose weight and stop hating yourself.

>>742346829
the existential crisis of the post-modern man

>>742346923
Underrated post.


But seriously OP, you will make great fertilizer one day.

>>742346829
Get on tinder or something you'll find someone

>>742347179
Ironically, that is what I want to say to the majority of females in the US.

Yea there is, shut up. Just go get laid. Literally. Zero. Standards. Get drunk and talk to anyone and everyone. Your life doesn't matter right? So why do you care. Strike out with every literal female at the place you're at? Walk or uber to the next one. Even if your convo goes like,"hey, how're you doing? What do you do for a living? Sry I don't know how to talk to women" at least you talked to one. Next one it'll be just as bad. By the 50th one.. might still be just as bad but you're getting numbers in. Just DO IT

Damn, can't even find a depressed fat chick in the same boat as you?

>>742346923
isn't that climate change people are bitching about all the time? excess co2?
>>742347016
like the reason why i'm socially isolated? poor home environment growing up that dug me into a hole socially that is practically impossible to dig out of. that's my closest guess
>>742347102
indeed
>>742347122
27, nice dubs

>>742346829
/r9k/ is down the hall and to your left.

>>742347351
OP here.

Fuck you asshole. You don't know how hard it is. I had powdered donuts for breakfast and do you know how many were already crushed in the back?

Half of them.

I went to the store and they told me that happens and I should have "checked the bag" before I bought it.

How do I check the fucking bag when my cock is is one hand and a back of peanut M&Ms is in the other?!

>"I can't validate my life without spending it on sex and relationships"

LMAO

>>742347474
Don't blame your parents dude. You are 27, you can't blame your parents anymore after 18. The past 9 years were all your fault.

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>>742346923
kek

>>742347766
goddamn this gif is great when ur high

t. samefag

>>742347614
Wow OP, are you a weak troll or just really unstable?

>>742346829
Never hugged a girl lol. Were you homeschooled or something? Do you have a job? When's the last time you have talked to a girl because you were interested in her?

>Why girls aren't interested in me : a manifesto


confidence is king. find a hobby you really truly enjoy for yourself and complete things with-in that hobby. Don't oversell you new interest to others. Just keep doing it until you're comfortable in your hobby and eventually you'll meet someone inside or outside that hobby and you'll have plenty to show your worth with. People don't like to admit it, but innate worth is intangible and you need something that can plausibly be attributed to other qualities (ie. making a shelf from scratch shows dedication, handiness, and problem-solving) Most importantly make this hobby a fun thing for you, do not enter it for someone else, or in the intention of meeting people. that will happen naturally.

now go forth, and make something you love.

>>742346829
k, kill yourself because you will never touch a girl without going to prison due to the fact that you are an undesirable mate

>>742347614
K fine. Be a faggoty 27 year old loser nobody virgin the rest of your life

>>742347614
>>742347844
not me. it's a weak troll, not me.
>>742347728
chamber of despair, look it up.
>>742347864
not homeschooled, yes i have a job, never talked to a girl because there was mutual interest.

What do you look like, post a pic

>>742347977
God, you're such a faggot. I can't believe I actually typed out the paragraph before. You aren't gonna do shit, you're just gonna sit there and complain the rest of your adult life. There are obese whales getting women. Those women are 0.1/10 but they're still getting laid. You? You're stuck behind a computer screen whining. Gl w life loser

The Supreme Gentleman 2 - Electric Boogaloo

OP please don't murder people just because you don't feel like changing yourself

>>742347977
>>742348183
>getting this upset at the weakest troll ever

you're getting at someone who isn't me man.

>>742348096
inb4 fat fuck

>>742347919
OP here.

Don't you think I have tried to kill myself already!?

Stupid faggot.

i would like to see you try and be me for a day.

I ate powdered donut for breakfast yesterday and like half the bag was all smashed up.
What kind of douche goes in the store and smashes donut bags?

I tried to return it and they said out were already here tomorrow, no more returns.
I was like fuck that so I started sniffing his anus and then I found the powder so much powder an no smashed nuts.

If you need a woman to be happy then you have some issues. Work on yourself. Better your life. I used to be like you anon. Today's batch of women kinda suck. Especially since you have no connection to any you know, randomly finding a good one in your position isn't advised. But being fit and confident helps. Literally give no fucks.

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>>742348256
i would never hurt anyone.
>>742347919
yeah i know. not a question if i will, the question is when.
>>742348096
fine i'm okay if the thread dies.

Same OP. T ONE POINT in my life I said ENOUFFFF. I took the bull by the horns and I turns it around and I fucked it. That's what you need to do. Is fuck life really hard. And take that principle and fuck a fat ugly slut

>>742348260
Then disregard it and fucking go out and get fucking laid. Get off 4chan, get your hair cut and beard cut or w/e you're rocking. And just. Fucking. Do. It.
Like come on, just do it.

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OP if you BELIEVE, you can ACHIEVE, and you will SUCCEED

>>742348384
Goddamn it!

Not you again...

>>742348384
K op. You aren't a bridge troll. You can get laid. You just haven't tried, get off this site right now. Learn to code

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>>742348384
Hit the gym
It will change your face and your body

>>742348421
>>742348436
>>742348484
OP here

Fuck all three of you.

I'm done with this shit advice here. You all are more beta than me anyways.

Limp Dick losers.

>>742348548
who this

>>742348384
Have you tried not being a faggot?

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>>742348679
Never occurred to me

>>742348643
Who is that guy or who is OP?

Why does OP love powdered donuts so much? Who keeps smashing them?

Find out next time on "He should have killed himself 5 years ago"

Danananan na na na na nanana

>>742347474
I had a girl interested in me once and she started losing interest and I noticed and kept lying to my self and kept doing whatever to impress her to fail,could be worse.

>>742346829
Hang on, y'all... Fuck OP. Can we talk about the clam on that skinny bitch?

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>>742348384
Yeah OP you might be fat, ugly, short, boring, dumb, bland, unfunny, retarded, smelly, poor, maybe have a small dick, suffer from diabetes, family has a history of cancer, your parents suffer from drug addiction, you havr socially awkward skills, walk like an idiot, watch jay Leno on the weekends, have a foot fetish for coyotes, listen to hall and oates. But you know what. It's what's on the inside that counts. Be yourself and girls will love you for that

>>742348949
It's because you were fat or liked things that don't deserve love, like ponies or anime.

Lose weight and change your interests to stop being beta.

>>742348384
Just kidnap a girl you like
that's it

>>742348949
OP here.

Yea, I had a similar experience.

I once bought three bags of powdered donuts from Walmart and I accidentally dropped one. So I was expecting on to be kind of smashed.

Then I got home and all three were smashed up.

girl here, post cock

I'm actually serious, I wanna know what you'd be working with

>>742349104
OH Lordy

I KEKed way too hard.

>>742349225
Togtfo

nigger

>>742349195
Jesus OP, maybe you should stop eating so many powdered donuts.

>>742346829
Well you're on /b/ which is pretty much a death sentence for virgins.

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>>742349089
This

>>742346829
u niece , sho vagene, i like sex u

>>742348626
Winner winner chicken dinner

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>>742349225
Here, this is what I am working with.

Imagine that sliding into your cooter.

>>742349559
Mini doughnuts kek

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>>742349225

i think you are having an existential crisis, thinking there is no point of trying anymore. If you want to try to change your out look on life I would recommend trying reading some philosophy or at least trying to learn about how these other looked at life. Look up what Albert Camus and Friedrich Nietzsche said, both of their philosophies try to defeat nihilism in different ways. Doing nothing to change will result in more suffering, you have nothing to lose so give it a shot

>>742349450
Sauce?!

I need the sauce!!!!

>>742346829
How old are you?

I can relate in a way. I'm 19, and was kisslessuntil virgin until about 3 days ago (still a virgin, but made out with girl on holiday)

I was sick of looking at girls on holiday around the pool, so I decided to go to the beach at night with a drink and some music. Got lucky and met some people etc etc

Honestly I thought even a kiss would change my whole life view, but tbh nothing feels any different. It's not a big deal.

If anything I've been more stressed out because she's being weird about meeting again, so it's kinda ruined holiday relaxation.

But yeah if you want it to, you gotta get out there. I could have easily stayed home that night and be in the same position as before

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>>742349683
It's just a gif you fag. Except it and move on

im like you too man but i got a gf for a little while but shes gone now and feels bad man

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>>742349683

>>742349168
Not any of those I'm fairly athletic,just didn't do drugs

>>742349559
>>742349645
My god

One is like a mirror image of the other.

>>742349645
same girl here, hi

below average, I'm sorry. Don't be yourself if it means this.

>>742349734
*accept

>>742349817
yeah I figured.

>>742349702
You'd feel the same way about sex, trust me.

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>>742347351
Best Post, Unironically.

>>742349645
What is wrong with it?

Did you stick the top of your dick in boiling water?

>>742349753
OP here.

Yea, I tried to eat those chocolate covered donuts once but then I went back to powdered. I feel ya.

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>>742349833
Accept what?

>>742349907
May as well have

>>742350019
That you can't spell you silly nig nog

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>>742349907
I got aids

>>742349889
I'm sure I would yeah. It was great don't get me wrong, but it hasn't changed anything.

I'm not in any hurry either, never felt Kms levels like OP, even before this.

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make a tinder account and let me use it and ill get you some form of pussy in a hour.

>>742350168
OP won't do shit.

He has been talking about killing himself on 4chan for at least 8 months now.

He wants sympathy and to wallow in his sadness.

Go eat more powdered donuts OP. Fucking faggot.

>>742350359
I have used Tinder off and on for a year now.

Gotten laid twice and a boob grabbing make out session another time.

Tinder is barely a hook up app anymore.

It is passed off as a dating app now, but it is really just a place for women to get an ego boost.

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>>742350444
Trips of truth.

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>>742350113
What does that have to do with excepting stuff?

>>742350678
Dead thread is dead

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>>742350584
I ate all the powdered

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>>742351037
Maybe everybody's on a lunch break.>>742351074

>>742351074
OP here

Those are even powdered donut.

You are really a fucking scum bag I tired to be helpful to you but you just want to sit there and cry about how your mother died of cancer well guess why I hope you get cancer you fucking cunt yea that's right u said cunt you nigger and I loved it every time I sweated marble rye bread time to say goodbye good bye goodbye

>>742351239
/thread

>>742348384
You're cute tho
Wya?

>>742351339
OP died

He said something about too many smashed powdered donut.

>>742346829
The problem with your life is that you think life is all about getting a gf. You fixate on it. Grow up, life isn't all about getting laid you fucking Virgin

>>742346829
Well, figure out what is wrong and fix it quick.

It gets harder as you get older, before you know it put off a relationship for your career so long you end up going bald at 27

>>742351519
I have a schizophrenic friend that is this way

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>>742351616

Is OP still here?

Post some recordings of you playing guitar.

>>742346829
If you're passive, then yeah, you don't really feel that connected to the material reality. But if you really pick up the possibility to form the world corresponding to what's going on in your head, why stop? And please forget all bullshit morals and values. It is your task to form the world such that it appeals to you. That is not only the outside world, outside of your body, but also the inside world, physically by deciding what to eat and mentally by being in charge of the thoughts.

I for example mostly try to have productive thoughts into the direction: "how can I form the material world such that it's nicer for me to live in it?" If you don't want to do that, you might as well just die. But if you do embrace this chance to be alive and experience the act of creation, it can be quite an extraordinarily nice circumstance. This is also the only reasonable purpose to live: Live life as you please and you are pleased by it. The whole experiencing is based on sensory information, i.e. bodily, i.e. feelings, that are, at some point, reflected in your conscience. Don't let the conscience reign alone and neglect feelings. Feelings are your direct experience. Use your conscience to produce nice feelings. To reach this, you must gauge your thoughts but the thoughts aiming at producing nice feelings are already 1) nice and 2) productive although you might not feel nice at first but if you consequently do this, you will train your neural network such that it becomes good at producing this kind of conscious state.

>>742346829
sauce

>>742346829

Man, fucking read a book do a science experiment go to the woods, the reason you feel this way is because you're on 4chan.

Leave this shithole.