gotta get this off my chest somewhere, don't really care

>>742335786
>watching NXT

fuck off smark

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im fucking solid already

>turns out, she's pretty cool
>talk for a few, head back inside
>beer pong table opens up
>ask if she wants to play
>"I mean, I'm terrible, but sure"
>play, lose, oh well
>"for a frat boy, you're pretty badat this anon"
>"yeah yeah whatever haha"
>go out for another smoke
>finish the cigarette
>"hey Syd, wanna smoke?"
>"sure, but I can't match, all I have is a bowl"
>"perfect, all I have is weed"
>host comes out, smokes with us
>talks me up to her
>little bit of spaghetti falls out, but I don't think she noticed
>he goes back in, now just me and her again
>light up another smoke and just sit there and talk for another hour

>>742336010
nah, that'd be if I were watching NJPW

>>742336261
go on calling dubs

>>742336261
>getting late
>go back inside, refill drinks
>she goes to bathroom, I check my phone and see no notifications
>she comes back out
>starts to move a little closer to me
>gets flirtier
>I flirt back
>suddenly I'm hugging her
>"sorry anon, I'm a little tipsy"
>"oh it's ok, not like you have cooties"
>go back out, have another smoke
>finish
>suddenly I get the urge to kiss her
>fuck it
>do it
>she kisses me back
>go inside, head to laundry room, start making out
>go to grab some ass, but rejected
>"sorry, I have a boyfriend"
>fuuuck
>remember I have gf
>bullet dodged?
>3 am, decide it's time to go

>>742336744
oh nice get

>>742336747
>offer to walk her home
>perfect, she lives five minutes past my frat
>get inside
>"shit, anon I don't feel good"
>she runs to bathroom, starts throwing up
>hold her hair back like a gentleman
>eventually stops, brushes her teeth
>then we go to the bedroom
>sit down, and just talk
>til 5 am I sat there on this bed, smoked cigarettes, and talked about like with this girl
>had known her for 6 hours and was telling her shit I don't tell most people
>about suicidal thoughts and even an attempt in middle school
>she told me about some of her skeletons
>she starts nodding off, this is my cue
>get her phone number, kiss her goodnight, walk home
>go to bed happy

>>742337072
this is gitting gud keep going

>>742337072
>wake up
>start to process where I am
>shit I was drunk last night
>head hurts from using my sweater as a pillow, but minimal hangover
>then I start to process what happened last night
>don't even really think about kissing her, just thinking about the great conversations we kept having
>look at phone, do I wanna text her now?
>nah I'll wait
>text message, from Alexis
>"morning honey, going to work, love you <3"
>shiiiiiiiit
>now it hits me
>but like any asshole, I just didn't tell her
>"love you too babe, have a good day"
>trek back to my dorm
>thinking about Sydney
>should be thinking about Alexis
>oh no, what have I done to myself?
>decide "don't text her, see if she texts you"
>get to dorm, shower, watch football and do homework for a little while
>5pm rolls around
>text message
>"hey :)"
>from...Sydney?
>shit did I black out and fuck her or something?
>wait, no, I was there til 5 am...
>"hey SYd what's up? :)"
>"so I was thinking about last night"
>"yeah?"
>"do you wanna come over tomorrow?"
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>don't say anything autistic
>shit
>"yeah sure, want me to pick up a pizza or something?"
>"oh no I can cook"
>I hope it ain't Ramen

>>742337725
>shore up plans, all of a sudden Alexis calls me
>starts asking me what my plan is for tomorrow
>"probably just doing homework, have an exam coming up so I'll probably study"
>"oh ok well if you want a break just call me"
>"yep, love you"
>"hehe love you too anon"
>kinda feel guilty because I'm putting myself in a position where it'd probably be easy to cheat
>but I trust myself, I mean I was just drunk Saturday, so I won't drink tomorrow
>talk to Syd more and more
>get very close very quick
>fall asleep thinking about her again, but now I'm sober

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>>742338034
>Monday now
>wake up, climb down from loft, turn on computer and try to wake up before class
>go to Facebook
>1 new friend request
>Sydney
>oh cool, now I don't have to stalk her
>accept, realize I'm running late, book it to campus
>classes are uneventful, no texts from either woman (Alexis didn't have Monday classes so she slept til kingdom come)
>go to lunch with pledge brothers
>text message from Sydney
>"hey anon can't wait to see you tonight :)"
>"yeah same here :)"
>talk to Alexis throughout the day like I'm not about to go do some stupid shit

oh now would be a good time to mention that Monday was February 13, as in the day before Valentine's Day

>anyways
>last class of day
>text message from Sydney
>"hey is that offer for pizza still good?"
>"sure"
>pick up pizza, arrive
>she's very obviously sad
>"whats wrong, Syd?"
>"my boyfriend broke up with me the day before Valentine's Day, who does that?"
>who drunkenly makes out with someone else three days before Valentine's Day?
>oh wait, both of us loloops
>"geez, that's a shitty hing to do, I'm sorry"
>comfort her all night
>cuddle up
>under a blanket
>sudden urge to kiss her comes back
>but not in a "yeah let's go get some" way
>more like a "I feel deep connection at this moment" way
>repress the urge, don't want it to seem like the former since, after all, she got dumped an hour before I got there
>just enjoy the conversation and the cuddling
>"hey wanna watch a movie anon?"
>"sure, what did you have in mind?"
>"fuck if I know, but I do have Netflix"
>start searching around
>never actually found anything though, because we just sat there and talked
>for like 3 hours

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Bumping for you, OP

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We shall bump on the beaches, we shall bump on the landing grounds, we shall bump in the fields and in the streets, we shall bump in the hills; we shall never surrender.

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>>742338919

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Consecutive dubs. Blessed be this thread.

>>742338862
>1 am
>"so the only reason I didn't ask you to stay the night Saturday was because my roommate is weird like that, but she's gone tonight so you can stay if you'd like"
>looks right up at me and smiles

god dammit guys, lemme tell you about that fucking smile. she just looked happy to be around me. her teeth were a little crooked, but it for me it was basically a perfect imperfection, at the risk of sounding like a fag. and then her eyes. those big, beautiful, hazel eyes...

>urge to kiss her comes back
>"no no, don't do it, remember Alexis"
>go to bedroom
>lay in bed and just talk some more
>4 am we finally fall asleep
>wake up next day
>12:30 in the afternoon
>fuuuck I just missed three classes
>somehow I don't care
>take a piss, come back to room, she's still asleep
>even the way she sleeps is beautiful
>nice ass, too
>still committed anon
>wake her up after a minute and tell her I gotta go
>and then she fucking kisses me
>and I fucking kiss her back
>"hey um. can I come over again tomorrow?"
>"please"
>that fucking smile
>I am melted
>by another woman's smile on Valentine's Day

Bumpppppp

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srf

>>742336010
Fuck all NJPW haters

Bumperino

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>>742339277
Bwomp

Continue cheating faggot

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>>742339603
Bonk

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Bumper car

>>742339405
one dude up there called his dubs too, praise be to kek

>>742339564
different strokes for different folks, WWE guy personally

>>742339514
>text Alexis
>tell her I overslept (I mean I did)
>she calls me on break
>"I wish I could be there with you anon"
>I don't
>"oh me too baby but I'll see you this weekend"
>"yes you will, love you"
>ya boy's gotta make a choice
>finish class, text Syd
>"hey :)"
>"hi"
>"what's up?"
>"nm hbu"
>ah shit, the short answer treatment
>"is everything ok?"
>"yeah"
>alright, still see you tomorrow?"
>"yeah"
>uh ok
>"goodnight Syd :)"
>"night"

fuck

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>>742339839
Small dub, I like it.

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>>742339817
Gronk

>>742339875
>the short answer treatment
She's being confortable with you >:(

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whomp

Write this shit out beforehand you fuck

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>>742340047
>>742340076
Nuh uh, bitch said "hi"

>>742340178

where's the fun in that you pruck

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Let's go op

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>>742340210
Gumbo

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>>742340452
my thoughts exactly

You're good at this OP

>>742339875
I appreciate the bumps, fellas.

>Wednesday now
>yes, I get to see her again
>call Alexis after my first class
>she's already done for the day so I can do this
>break up with her
>wanted to do it earlier but I wanted to show Sydney that I was better than her ex because I wouldn't dump her the day before VDay
>but I did it after, because thats so much better, right?
>text Sydney
>"hey what time did you want me to come over tonight?"
>"6, I promise I'll cook this time"
>realize she probably knew because I changed my status on Facebook
>she perked up again
>aw shit mutual interest, don't fuck it up
>time comes, go to her place
>timed it perfect, dinner is ready as soon as my shoes are off
>lemon chicken, mashed potatoes, broccoli (I will never forget that meal)
>no drinking yet
>"so anon, what happened with you and Alexis?"
>"well, if I'm being honest, the distance was starting to get to me and I wanted to break up sooner, but it was too close to Valentine's Day and I didn't wanna be that guy..."
>that makes sense, were there any factors?"
>bitch I ain't showing my hand
>"nah that was pretty much it but it was a big enough deal to me, you know?"
>half smile, "yeah ok"
>she knows

>>742340076
NIGGA, she ended with "night." No girl that is happy ends with night. Gotta be the, "Good night <3 (or emoji)

DICKHEAD

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Bumperooni, bumperoli now continue with the storyoli

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>>742340511
>>742340568
This guy know what's up. Bumbus

>>742340564
Op, you dump a possible 10/10 for a 5 nigga? Show us a pic of alexis please. I want to see how dumb you are. Anyway, it's a chance of getting two pussies at different times. You should have just told her that you are going to break it with alexia and leave the fb status up. ;)

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Boop

>>742340877
Ignore this fucking faggot besides the part where he asked for pics

>>742340568
Nah ma dog, at this point Syd knew he was in a relationship, she prob didn't want to push it since anon isn't showing any sign of interest in his text either.

>>742340564
Nigga, you dumped a possible 10/10 for a 5/10? Show us a pic of alexis. I want to see how dumb you are. You missed the chance of having two pussies in your grasp. Dumbass. You know you could have just told her you are having problems with alexis and not change your fb status right? ;)

>>742340542
>not pre typed, so if you are following along, bear with me
bro

>>742340564
>resume the movie picking conversation
>decide on Pulp Fiction
>what does the L stand for in Samuel L Jackson? Motherfucker.
>actually watch movie
>smoke a couple bowls, have a couple drinks, feeling pretty damn good
>Alexis is the furthest thing from my mind right now
>why do I feel this comfortable this quick?
>attachment issues growing up resurface
>get attached
>but I can't let her see that
>movie ends, we don't move
>just lay there and talk some more
>urge to kiss comes back again
>fuck it, do it
>glorious makeout session
>few minutes later, i go pee
>"meet me in the bedroom"
>yesmaam.avi
>finish and go to bed
>aw man, still has her clothes on
>lay down, light a cigarette
>she looks at me and flashes me that smile
>again I melt, but now I dn't have to feel bad
>single now
>hopefully that changes
>cuddle up, talk about life more
>4 am again
>kiss her goodnight, she turns around, we fall asleep spooning

>>742341113
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Remember that anon

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>>742340877
Samefag ^^ dubs

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write faster op

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>>742340836
Mungus

>>742340877
she deleted her FB, and I don't use other social media, but rest assured she was not a 10/10. for whatever reason, I prefer 5's and 6's, probably because I'm a solid 5-6 myself

also captchas are getting annoying af

>>742341110
U rite. Op made the wrong move with accepting that fb request. Maybe ig could have worked better.

>>742341182
Lmao bruh you turned a work into a shoot

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>>742341236
Noogayi

>>742341113
Ignore my phones retardedness.

>>742341324
10's don't smoke I doors. That's a for sure par 5 move. No judgment.

bbump

>>742341324
Ah I see.

Pics

bumpaniggy

buump

>>742340012
>839
>small dub
Did your mom drop you on your head 5 times a day or 4?

get off my board normie scum.

>>742341182
>fucking dream about her
>sleeping next to her, I fucking dream about her
>wake up
>holy shit yes
>why do I think I already love this girl?
>no you don't, you're just infatuated af
>kiss her goodbye, grab a bus back to the dorm
>homework and beers with bros tonight, noice
>wanna do chad things like usual, but Syd doesn't leave my mind
>why do I all of a sudden feel like I'd be wronging her if I did something?
>stay "faithful"
>text her all night
>this keeps up for about three weeks, me basically staying with her every other night

going out for a cigarette, give me 5 minutes

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Grunfkle
>>742341420

>>742341668
fuck

Syd will die by the end of the story calling it now boys

>>742341811
Dubs have spoken

>>742341668
Smoke and type, faggot. Smoke and type.

>>742341410
"Much love"

>HH

Fucking bump but i wanna say something, relationships where involve distance DOESNT WORK

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>>742341113
Dude raw connection absolutely trumps attractiveness, maybe you'll understand when you're out of highschool/your mom's basement.

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>>742341668
You text her every night without porking her once?

>>742341668
OP plz, must know

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Hurry up, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeee

>>742342201

Is that Keanu Reeves eating taco pizza at a shitty backwater joint?

>>742341895
got a kiddo now, don't smoke ciggys inside

>>742341668
>go over to her apartment
>she's noticeably depressed
>fuck
>apparently she was failing her classes and they kicked her out
>her roommate had left and stuck Sydney with the lease that she couldn't pay
>so she had to leave
>now the good news is that she lived about 25 minutes from my hometown, so at least I could see her when I came home (I only lived 2 hours away so I came home every 2-3 weeks anyway
>says she leaves in two days
>fuck it, spending 2 days with her
>laugh and cuddle and make out, but no sex
>fine by me, I can wait, no big rush
>don't go to class, don't go to the frat, just hang out with her
>help her move out
>her mom and grandma take us out for dinner
>long, emotional hug as they drop me off at the frat
>maybe a tear or two is shed
>but I was coming home the next weekend anyway so I'd see her then

Can someone screen cap this I'm going to sleep

>>742341668
>i can tell that things are starting to get more and more serious
>she leaves her toothbrush at my place
>she asks me to meet her family over the weekend
>fuckfuckfuck
>agree
>go to her family's house
>as i walk up to the house, Alexis texts me
>heart racing
>she calls twice
>heart racing faster
>we ring the doorbell
>"come in!"
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>742342573
fuck off cunt, i thought op cucked me

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>>742342573

fckn nice

>>742342483
you have a kid what the fuck anon you puss slayer!
>i'm just kidding faggot neck yourself.

jeabited?

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>>742342573
god damn you

>>742342573
Too late. 4/10 for effort.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>742342197
Fuck off. Says the same fag that watches porn. Oohhh hurrrr durrr, I love my wife so I won't watch porn hurry durrr. I rather fuck my 1/10 trap boyfriend than a 10/10 pornstar hurrrrr durrrr

I have a girlfriend btw dumbshit

>>742342483
Is that foreshadow?

>>742342483
What the fuck happened in that time frame
A. You fucked her
B. You cheated again
C. You adopted
Tell us the answer

Yo did he just walk up slowly, and down smash?

>>742342889
i think we got spiked

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>>742342819
GUYS THIS DUDE HAS A GIRLFRIEND HOLY SHIT

>>742342889
Edge guarded

Good

>>742342573
Wait wtf was that ending?

>>742343025
fucking newfag....

>>742342996

I think we pursued a ganon offstage and got what we deserved

>>742343025
i hope not

>>742343025
A waste of an hour haha

>>742342573
ah fuck off

>>742342483
>come home, see her
>meet her step dad, he thanks me for moving her out so he doesn't have to
>kind of a dick but whatever, I can get along with most people
>more laughs, conversation, that smile, those eyes, Jesus I can't stop thinking about them
>even to this day, I have not forgotten that smile
>go back to school, she's coming back down for a party the following weekend
>fuckyeah.png
>start to tell pledge brothers about her
>they are skeptical and rightly so
>party arrives, same classmate's place
>I had prior obligations so I got there late
>she's already had a few but whatever, take three shots to try and catch up
>we go out for a smoke
>and then we starting arguing
>I don't remember what it was about
>but we were both drunk af and were actually yelling
>fuck not this again
>anger issues resurface
>we kinda make up but now it's uncomfortable
>try to sleep together on the couch
>doesn't work, end up on the floor next to her
>wake up in the morning
>still uncomfortable
>fuckIblewit
>she leaves, shitty hug and no kiss goodbye

>>742342573

Welp, I fapped for nothing

Bumping for unsolicited opinions on Israel.

>>742343263
Get a life faggot and you havent missed much. I can tell you something right now i foreshadow something called make up sex.

>>742343293
our only true military ally

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>>742342573
How could you OP? How could you... This is Nick, Miguel.

Thought u cucked us there for a second. Dont spook me like that

That was a waste of my time op kys

>>742343339
So fucking close to getting quads fuck

>>742343293
There is no such thing as an ancient Palestinian people. They have no ties to that land.

>>742343388
checked

>>742343397
How old are you? I bet you are 13 leave the site cunt.

>>742343193
>the next week or so we start to fall off
>finals roll around and we text each other maybe once or twice a day at this point
>coming home for summer, but working midnights and having shit like Tuesday and Wednesday off
>connection eventually falls off
>I get back with Alexis
>we're doing okay
>but nothing from Syd
>see on FB she's got a boyfriend
>wish it were me
>oh well

>>742342573
fuck this guy again, OP here and still typing

>>742343502
13 inches deep in your mom

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>>742336744

>>742343193
Op, deliver us a pic of Sydney for proof it's you

>>742343516
shit is that the end

>>742343502

Bruh Neera Tanden would be in the White House rn if Hillary had won and a week or two ago she had a meltdown over a tweet about corn cobs

age doesn't have a lot to do with it

>>742343577
nice dubs

>>742343516
o no i think it ended!

>>742343634
you slow fucks, he said hes still typing

>>742343293
Opinions on israel? We need anot her Hitler quick

>>742343516


not sure why you had to get this off your chest

>>742343562
I dont know how age equals penis size but i also meant 13 centimeters which is the size of your future and your brain.

>>742343516
this is a... strangely fitting end

thanks for the romance faggot

>>742343682
yeah newfag? what more story is there to tell

>>742343682
>sarcasm

>>742343516
Give us a tldr.

these captchas are stupid

>>742343516
eight months later
so at this point, it's like April 2014
>text message from Sydney
>"hey what's up?"
>"oh shit hey"
>small talk but it's nice to hear from her again
>start talking again every couple days,small talk, catching up a little bit here and there

>>742343761
the kid

>>742343794
oh shit not the end!!!

>>742343759
my future is 13 cm? thanks dilbert einzyme.

>>742343794
13 cm future

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bump my guy

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You got played

>2017
>Smokes cigarettes

>>742344033
yeah seriously, I only vape!

>>742344075
i dip

>>742335786
>>742343516
how did you get back with alexis?

>>742344136
cool brah, thanks for sharing!

Bump
Crop some of your ex's tits op no way you deleted them all

Tech savvy demon

>>742344322
slicc dubs

Then Alexis and Syndey weren't real , OP died and this thread now belongs in /x/

>>742344174
i was just upfront and honest with her about it. luckily she was understanding. we've been together for awhile now... even have a kiddo together. id be lying if i were to say that i dont think about Sydney anymore. had to share. thanks for listening /b/

>>742344544
So... that's it?

>>742343794
I'll stop greentexting when it's over

>eventually decide we wanna hang out again
>roll a blunt, go out there, spark up, and smokes cigarettes
>get kinda deep, but not like we used to
>mostly talking shit about her idiot boyfriend
>his name is TJ
>he thought he was hot shit because he has a theater degree from community college
>faggot was barbacking at a hipster bar 3 days a week for minimum wage
>words cannot describe the faggotry of this guy
>but anyways
>go to leave
>go for hug
>she legit squeezes and holds me for a solid minute
>squeeze her back
>"hey anon let's do this again soon"
>meet up with her the next week
>bring a bottle of vodka
>drink entire bottle
>we're both hammered
>i "word vomit"
>"Syd straight up I fucking loved you back in Collegetown and I really wish we could have given it a chance but at the same time I feel like if it's meant to be it'll be"
>she looks at me and starts bawling
>"anon I felt the same way but I couldn't do it because I wasn't sure about the distance"
>"but anon. I think I'm ready now."
>butterflies
>we don't slap a label on it but we hang out pretty much every day again
>the physical aspect doesn't come back until the end of summer
>still no sex but whatever
>for once I'm not lusting after someone
>day before I leave
>I get to her house
>it is time
>"so Syd...what do you think?"
>she's quiet
>"...anon..."
>sigh
>I knew it was too good to be true
>"it's alright, I understand."
>"anon I'm sorry."

>longest drive home ever
>sit in my car, smoke a cig, go to bed
>dream about her again
>fuck.
>"if it's meant to be, it'll be."

>>742344544
fuck off nigger

>>742344544
fuck off with your half ass story fucken greentext pussy

>>742344480
MIND IMPLODED

also double checked

>>742344645
give us the tldr or fuck off with your greentext novel.

>>742342573
LMFAO

>>742344645
Keep going, OP. This story is bretty good so far.

>>742344836


tl;dr

im a little faggot that cant make up my mind so i cry at night and post about it on /b/

>>742344645
WHO IS THE REAL OP HOLY SHIT, OP POST A PIC OF SYDNEY NOW. THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT EPISODE OF SPONGE BOB WHERE HE SPRAYS TARDAR SAUCE ON MR. KRABS

>>742345007
your moms a little faggot, get off the post then you dumb fucking faggot. You clearly read all of it to do a tl'dr, and i'm sure you're crying tears of faggotry as you jack off into your own mouth from how emotional upset you've gotten from his deeply sensational sob story. Fuckin little faggot

TL:DR

OP doesn't follow his dream girl and settles into a mediocore life.

tl'dr OP is trolling you and none of this is real but his imagination

>>742344645
you better get to fucking or get the fuck over it

trolls gonna troll.

>>742344645
>August 2014
>back to school
>Alexis and I are back together again
>but now she's down here with me
>think about Syd every once in a while, but I've pretty much moved on
>drink beer, rush pledges
>living with my best friend
>we're chill af
>Alexis and I start not to be chill though
>I'm also talking to a different girl, straight 1/10, nice tits but that was literally it
>basically just fucking around with her on the side
>inb4 OP is cheating asshole, I've moved past that stage
>text message from...Sydney?
>"hey what's up?"
>small talk again, but suddenly I find myself telling her about my issues with Alexis
>suddenly I find out she's single
>"if it's meant to be it'll be"
>lightbulb
>break up with Alexis and cut off 1/10
basically tunneling Syd
>barn dance coming up
>literally just wore flannels and drank top shelf booze for once
>date function, where you literally just bring a date
>invite Syd
>she says yes
>butterflies!
>this time it's different
>I thought it would be it
>she stayed the night
>next day, snows about 8inches, so she stays another night
>tell her bluntly I would like to date
>she says yes
>holy shit wait seriously?
>is this actually happening?
>holy shit holy shit holy shit

tldr

OP is actually both syndey and alexis /x/

>>742345397
>i still keep thinking about what she said
>"if it's meant to be, it'll be"
>go back to life as usual
>decide to grab a drink with coworker
>go to bar
>whiskey neat
>see TJ barbacking
>he recognizes me and we start talking about Sydney
>surprisingly amicable
>about 5 minutes into the conversation, notice his hand is on mine
>we meet each others' gaze and lock eyes while talking about Collegetown
>brief pause
>he leans towards me


..continue?

>Be OP
>Be a homosexual

>>742345397
How are you so committed to a fuck that hasnt fucked or suck?

OP confirmed a simp.

>>742345560
Please

>>742345707
*to a bitch

OP here, sorry I type at the rate of a sloth and have a disability where I breakdown over captchas.
>relationship with syd failed
>be my 5 months later
>lack of sex and real emotional connection makes me a cuck
>I start to become a sissy
>end up finding my dream sir
>I become his slave for the rest of my life
>I serve to suck his dick and please my daddy
>plot twist, 2 years lates syd takes off mask and turns out be my daddy
>calls me a little cuck sissy bitch with daddy issues
>as a cuck, I oblige
>syd tells me alex knew everything and had planned this revenge with syd all along
>I desrerve it, for I am a little shitty cuck
>I suck syd and alexs dick for the rest of my life

>>742345560
>nigga get the fuck up outta here

>>742345397
>December 4, 2014 (Thursday)
>horrible pain in my stomach, can't sleep,go to campus clinic
>doctor comes in, and tells me I probably have appendicitis
>go to hospital right away
>mom comes down immediately
>Syd has an interview Friday morning, but comes down right after and stays with me until I'm discharged Saturday
>mom takes me home, Syd runs home to shower and all that before coming back to my mom's
>cuddle literally night, Vicodin barely helps
>but she's there for me
>and she's mine
>fucking finally

and for everyone asking why I wasn't going for sex, she had been raped before we met

>>742345786
So balance that shit out, nigga. Rape her after you've met.

Told you guys OP dies

>>742345766
had a hunch, OP. nice story 10/10

>>742345786
>fucking with a bitch that was raped
>red flag

Everyone knows not to fuck with damaged goods.

>>742342573
If i need to walk the damn dinosaur at the end im gonna be pissed the fuck off though , already have a gut feeling and am not done reading yet.

>>742345786
>go back down to school
>she stays with me for the weekend
>start making out, and finally I get past her underwear
>swear it was the best sex I'd had to that point
>smoked a cigarette afterwards and fucked again in the morning
>she's all mine
>all mine
>still can't believe it


>best friend has to drop out of college
>J Mills was my ride or die, still my best friend to this day
>he leaves a day earlier than me, Syd immediately comes down
>get stoned, have sex, still incredible
>the honeymoon phase was fucking fantastic

getting close to the end boys, spoilers though, she doesn't die

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>>742345786
That's a bombshell detail that should have been addressed way earlier in the story

He wasn't thinking that far ahead when he was making this up

>>742345766
As the OP's frat friend, i can indeed validate the authenticity of this story. Sadly, anon chose the life of a sissy cuck bitch sucking dick and dreaming about syd and alexs dick for the rest of his life. It seems he got his dream after all, now he can spend eternity as their little bitch

>>742345786
So?

>>742345786
Please, every girl has been raped nowadays, it's not even cool to them anymore

>>742346085
>Goes into unnecessary details about boring parts of story
>'oh, and we had sex too, I guess'

The sex text was literally the only thing I was still here for.

>>742344328
Weird, wacky, wild stuff.

>>742346085
Im starting to think op left this thread long times ago

type slower, i dare you

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>>742346338
>no description of tits, pussy, or ass
>tfw only reason I read all this

OP tell us how you busted a fat nut

>>742346316
question: when has it ever been cool to them? genuinely curious

>so we're cuddiling
>I pull my dick out and start putting it in
>she screams
>mypuddinpopgoessmol.jpg

>Tells retarded story of you being a beta
>takes forever to type mediocre green texts
>leaves for 10 fuckin minutes to smoke
>skims over interesting sex parts

OP is a horrible host.

>>742346085
>sadly honeymoon phase doesn't last forever
>we have sex again, but she breaks it to me
>anon... I'm sorry I can't do this anymore
>what are you talking about syd?
>your penis, it's too small, I can't even feel it
>but I love you syd
>I do too anon, but I just can't do this anymore
>please.... don't syd
>I've found someone else anon, someone who can really please me
>who
>j mills
>that mother fucker how long
>well... a month or so
>Fuck you
As anon pulls out a glock and shoots syd in her cheating ass face

>>742346425
It would honestly make sense.

>>742346085
>suddenly, shit starts to change
>she's almost too comfortable and now I'm starting to notice things
>slowly but surely we start to argue
>little snips here and there but it slowly got worse
>I started noticing that she was staying longer
>she lost her job that she had for two months (hindsight is 20/20 by the way, I see all the red flags now that the rose colored glasses are off) and she stayed for 5 days instead of a weekend
>went for three days
>came and stayed for a week
>then 10 days
>then 2 weeks
>next thing I know she's moved in, doing laundry
>wait, scratch that, I'm doing the laundry
>I'm the only one with money
>get a job, waiting tables, it sucks but it's cash every night
>perfect for a stoner like me
>with a stoner girlfriend
>that never bought pot
>or booze
>or...anything
>slowly I realize she's a leech
>but not quickly enough
>she'd make a scene if I disagreedwith her on shit
>suddenly I start to resent her more
>but I refuse to let this fail
>I waited 3 fucking years for this
>...3 years, for this?
>doesn't matterthough, I'm still a bitch and kept it going

one, maybe two more

>>742346246

You are terrible at trolling.

Just terrible.

It's depressing me a little bit.

>>742346462
Being raped was the "in" thing within female circles up until about early 2017. Now, that horse has been dead for months

>>742346462

Up until about a few weeks ago or so or something like that I think maybe close to accurate assuming I remember correctly.

>>742335786
You are without a doubt the worst storyteller of all time.

Jesus man. We aren't your fucking diary. A greentext is supposed to have a setup and an end. It isn't a miniseries.

Jesus fucking Christ is there a tl;dr version of this story? I just clicked the thread and skimmed the first several walls of greentext but I'm getting bored.

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lol OP has been dead since firstpost


Newfag btw

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This thread fucking sucks now

>>742346930
>Tldr op was daiting a 10/10 girl and broke up with her to be with some 5/10 who he loved and then she turned into a leech. Op broke up with her and then had a kid with 10/10 qt

>>742346608
>but anon underestimated J. Mills
>J. Mills hears about syds death
>weeps bitterly
>J. Mills is actually bit mob boss
>"I'll get you anon, for fuckin up my syd"
>J. Mills puts a hit on anon
>Alex comes out to secretly be a CIA spy
>comes back to save anons bitchass
>"Anon, you don't deserve it, but I still love you"
>Alex do I really have a small cock?
>yes anon, but J. Mills hitmen are coming, and we need to get you outta here
>anon and Alex proceed to escape through his 2nd floor window
>find out all frat kids are part of J. Mills gang and are coming after him
>Alex guns them down one by one as they charge anon with dildos
>"Anon why do they have so many dildos?
>"its the hazing process Alex, we all have to do anal insertion with a 8' dildo to prove how much of a faggot we are"
>"Ok anon, I knew you were a faggot, but not this bad"
>anon and alex proceed to book it off campus onto a bike waiting right outside

>>742346631
josh from chicago?

Now this is a story

>>742347098
by way of detroit?

>>742347098
fuck me to tears. fuck. story over.

>>742347098
Naw man, it's James the Chocobo

>>742346631
>working late one night
>hostess tells me to pick up a table that wasnt in my section
>walk towards the table
>fuck... its Alexis
>immediate spaghetti
>we start getting reacquainted quickly
>shes my last table
>tell her that shes my last table and ask if she wants to go for a drink
>she says yes
>we go out
>talk about our past, life, love, happiness
>i remember why i was with her in the first place
>fuckfuckfuck i kiss her out of nowhere
>she grabs my hand and walks me out of the bar
>we start walking to my car
>Sydney is standing by my car with flowers
>she sees us
>drops the flowers and starts crying


last one i swear. going out for a smoke.

Fuck you OP

At this point, even walking the Dinosaur would be an ending I'd accept, as long as this shit ends soon. Im legit only here, because I've already invested so much time into this shit ass story.

Why tho

>>742346631
>final straw
>let's go to a concert
>Anthrax, Volbeat, and some shitty opener
>Anthrax is my shit, and Volbeat is ok but Syd loved them
>fought the whole way there
>fought while we were there (not during Anthrax though)
>fought the whole way home
>didn't even kiss her goodbye
>and didn't care.

>three days later, she comes over
>"anon, we need to talk"
>i see it coming.
>"I don't think we can be together anymore."
>well shit
>this makes sense though
>but I beg and plead for a second chance
>"I have to think about it."
>better than a no, I guess

>One day, it all clicks
>she used me to run away from her problems
>then when I expected her to pull herown weight, she refused and resented me for it
>she manipulated me into basically supporting her without having tosupport me back
>every time I bought something, I bought two of it
>cigarettes, food, weed, you name it.
>take her back down to school, fuck her one more time
>smoke a cig
>"I know we shouldn't but let's do it again"
>fuck her again
>take her home
>don't respond to her texts

And then I met Alex.

don't really care if anyone is still following, I've never told this entire story front to back like this to anyone and I just felt the need to get it all out now.

also other anons have started jacking my shit since apparently I'm too slow

>>742347218

Did you use real names you silly ass butch or did you just not change it enough to not get caught? Also, you weren't caught until you did that dumb shit.

Fuck OP, you're stupid.

>>742346631
Was she fat/chubby? Most fatties are leechers

>>742347051
>alex and anon get on bike and book it to Alexs place
>meanwhile, J. Mills heres about the failed hit at the campus
>angry, he takes out his own dildo
>if you want something done, you need to do it yourself
>J. Mills calls anons cellphone
>"Hello anon, it's me J. Mills"
>"I thought you were my friend, how could you fuck syd, you knew i loved her"
>"Anon I did her a favor, she was never satisfied by you"
>"Fuck you J. Mills"
>"Oh don't worry anon, when I find you, I will"
>J. Mills traces phone call to Alexes place
>Meanwhile Alex suites up for J. Mills
>"I know J. Mills, he has a reputation of shoving his own 12' dildo down his enemies assholes, he's coming for you personally, so we need to suit up and head out"

>>742347282
alexis and sydney what do you live down under anon?

>>742347356
Yeah the only thing that could change this whole thread is if he shared a pic of alexis sitting on syds face while syds tongue is deep buried inside alexis her pussy. But that wont happen.

>>742347421
no you're stupid for believing in a random anon this deep in a thread. go suck some trump cum faggot.

>>742347413
Okay gg, these fags stealing op's story I'd getting annoying, cya bros

>>742347436
lil kangaroo pouch, but she was still only about 115-120 at 5'2

also going for another smoke, stick around if you want, if not, well, fuck it. this doesn't really have a "feels thread climax" or whatever the fuck, like I said I just wanted to tell a story of how I waited 3 years to date a chick I thought was perfect for me and then six months after I banged her I couldn't stand her anymore

>>742347509
So.. do you have any nudes of Alexis or the other girl?

>>742347413
What do you mean meet alex? You already had her at the beginning of the story? NOT OP

>>742347677
literally the worst storyteller ever. my walk the dinosaur ending would have actually been more desirable of an ending than this sad faggotry.

>>742347823
Alex =! Alexis

>>742347413
Ok so now that thats over, dont you ever in your life think that anything you do is ever worthy of a greentext, again. I hate you. If you removed 80% of that story, it would've literally been the exact same, if not better. The least you could fo is post a pic of atleast ONE of those bitches, for our troubles. But you're such a fucking faggot, Im 130% sure you won't. You better hope I dont run into you in real life, because I will literally break your fucking face with a can of Tuna, nigga.

>>742347509
>too late J. Mills is already outside
>"Come out come out anon, I know you're in there"
>J. Mills pulls out a chasity belt, clanging it against the wall
>"No faggot like you can resist the sound of his master calling"
>Anon must resist urge to wear belt and accept is true nature
>Alex goes outside and engages into a fist fight with J. Mills
>Anon sits in the corner and cries
>J. Mills beats Alex, tying her up and throwing her in his car for later
>Walks up to anon
>"Hi anon, you know I brought this dildo for you, but i think I"ll use the real thing"
>Proceeds to butt rape anon
>Anon finds his true calling, and actually loves it
>"You know, i was gonna kill you at first anon, but that ass so tight, how bout you be my personal slave"
>Anon happily agrees and lives his life out as J. Mills little bitch

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Don't let this fucking stupid thread 404

>>742347677
Yeah that's how women are.
Just be glad you were able to bone them.

That's more than many men are able to accomplish

>Actually invests time in something for once
fuck you

>>742347049
Cool thanks famalam. Guess now I'll find a feminine penis thread to fap to and then go to bed.

>>742347887
is it hard being a nigger?

>>742347887
couple things:

why so many commas?

why did you capitalize tuna?

also, what makes you think that you will ever recognize me, you idiot?

>>742347885
Ah so you have a kiddo with Alex?

>>742347992
Yeah. But even harder to stay in this thread without beating myself to death.

>>742347887
sorry that all your mom can afford is tuna, must get sick of that taste when all you do is lick her medussy.

>>742347509
Last greentext "i met alex" knocked me off track.

>>742348066
then leave like your father left you to fuck your mom, faggot.

>>742347887
#TheTunaDidNothingWrong

>>742348136

I dont give a shit i replied to the wrong one im done here this thread gave me aids and cancer AND the plague

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>>742347914
here are their pictures. Alex on the left, Syd on the right. I can't post picture of J. Mills, master doesn't like it when I post his pictures

>>742335786
what you need to do is compile your actual greentexts and put them together so these cucks don't ruin the story

pls

>>742347982
Pornhub my dude

>>742348287
Surely, you mean Lord J. Mills III?

>>742348346
yeah I learned that the hard way this time, oh well

next time I'll pre type it

>>742348242
sorry your mom got pregnant

>>742348242
bruh, you're dumb as fuck

>>742348399
please dont let there be a next time

>>742348399
put this story in a google docs, we're already committed at this point

>>742348399
Post Sydney pls?

>>742335786
Is it over?

OP here, fuck niggers like this guy >>742348399
He's been ruining my whole story. The truth of the matter is, this whole story is made up, I made it up to troll all you 4kek faggots, and you fell for it. So fuck you, you bait loving shit eating faggots. Hope you enjoyed your wasted hour

>>742348632
Is real op?

>>742348632
Also it's been 2

>>742348675
no

>>742347413
Op are you there? The break up sex is some of the saddest shit isnt it? I.... I dont know why I think of that more than my ex's and my honeymoon phase. Something about that crippling emotion and self disgust and... love, I guess.
I think when you truly love somebody, you dont ever stop loving them, you just stop listening to the voices that tell you you want to be with them. Anyone can make a relationship work, but when you stop wanting to make it work is when it fails.

>>742348632
Hey OP here fuck this dude

>>742348731
Fuck I'm lost as to who is real or not, is the story over? Is there an easier format to read the story you've compiled?

>>742348675
yes, fuck this nigger samefag >>742348703
>>742348731
taking over my fuckin thread

>>742348822
im the real OP. fuck both of you

>>742348894
No I'm the real OP, fuck all of you >>742348822
>>742348632
>>742348731

>>742349012
the fuck dude, oh well OP here just typing real slow

>>742348894
As in me? I'm just tryna get the full story here

>>742336261
Went to college yet watch wrestling ? I had to look up what nxt was....

Has this been the most stupid thread so far /b/ because it definitely seems so.

>>742335786
Was this real or all bait?

>>742348822
>>742348894
>>742349012
>>742349091


thanks for fucking up my story you cunts. im going to bed

>>742349180
OP here, already answered: >>742348632

>>742349237
No please continue!!!

>>742347049
Op never said the first one was a 10, just that she was cute and dumb

Give us a ending faggot

>>742342430
Dude yeah he does shit like that he doesn't give a fuck. Saw him once and just said you are the one passing by and he's like sup dude, and stopped talked for a few and he just walked away like it was a random friend you see. Had a look like he really didn't care about the world around him, respect.

>>742350014
>cute and dumb
sounds 10/10 to me

>>742350077
You and the rest of the other retards just wasted all your time. Grats anons you got trolled.

>>742347795
Summer is strong in you

>>742344136
I just shoot meth, and smoke cigarettes

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>>742339564

>>742336744
>>742339233
>>742339277
trip dubs
and called, checked,
OP i think the G man just sanctified this thread.
May you find happiness.
*tears up* just just so bootyful :' )

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>>742345411
This is top kek

*/x/ files theme music*
OP better end up with sydney otherwise you are slowest moving beta cuck faggot of /b

in fact your towing that line regardless

this comes from a sissy fag too.
think about that

>>742346058
that's weird...I only fucked with damaged goods. In fact i have a test when interested or dating a girl, I'll raise my hand as if i'm going to smack her in the face and if she doesn't flinch or cower i break it off.

Up your game faggot.

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>>742346608
>>742347051
>>742347509
ok also fucking lost on these lolposts
Anon you win the Golden dildo of/b

>>742352271
This is legit.
(pssst. Samefagging, that's my post *hehe*)

Give us the ending

Gud shit, gud shit.

bumperino a boop

best thread in a long time and it ends like this? Please op i beg you