Any /b/tard ever worked in the military, law enforcement or fire

Former marine fag. 6400 series MOS. Repaired fighter jet electronics. Deployed to Afghanistan & Japan. Spent majority of time inside a/c cus electronics are sensitive

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This guy did.

>>742295566
>military
Most of it is just regular jobs but with fatigues on. Literally retard proof. Actual war fighting MOSes exist. Any of it can be as difficult as you want them to be depending how far up the ladder you go. Pretty broad field
>Law enforcement
Probably the most difficult of these listed to an extent. Even a small town cop is in harms way during a simple traffic stop. Cops are usually always on edge especially if something bad has been going down in their area. The hours suck. Bad.
>Firefighter/ EMS
This is what I do. Do you know how rare it is for a non- big city fire service to respond to structure fires? Firefighters in my area come to work, lift weights, eat breakfast, train (lots of training in this job), watch tv/ take a nap, eat, get a call at 3am because grandma fell out of bed get back to the station and wash the truck then get off work for 3 days.
In any of these jobs when shit happens it fucking happens. Responding to dead and dying people, people you know, kids. Most of any of these jobs are just kinda boring lame shit. With an incredible possiblity for stuff to go down and put yourself in harms way

eastern european military fag here

its difficult if you don't love it.
personally i get 1 day off per month and vacation in the winter

you're dirty and tired 24/7 out there, you get barely any sleep, and you get paid like shit, but then again if you don't have anyone to support then you don't have anywhere to put the money, so you can save up

>>742297590
How old are you? I heard firefighter training is mad difficult. Even if not a lot happens in your city I still give you props for even making it through the selection process.

Become a crane operator. You get to tell a lot of people to fuck off and never break a sweat. It's pretty good.

I wanted to try all of these occupations, but i'm physically disabled, sooo

>>742297946
what branch are you, and what kind of work do you do? Infantry, maintenance or what?

Sgt. for the Terceiro Comando

>>742298115
infantry
senior machine gunner
OR-3

>>742297590
Cont.
A lot of people in these fields actually do all of it. I work with guys that didn't know what to do after the military so they became cops or firefighters or medics while on reserve. Then they pick which one they like the most, do it full time and go part time in the other. Hours are pretty rough for the most part. Don't think for a second that there's no fat pussy soldiers cops or FF. They get by because nothing ever happens to them. But people will surprise you, you don't know how anyone will handle a tough situation until they go through it. Some medics can name off all these disease processes and treatments and drugs then they get a bad kid who's blood pressure is tanking and they freeze. Then dumbass McGee who only talks about his truck has to recognize a rolled over car is unstable and immediately calls everyone back before it rolls another time before settling. I was never in the military but I work with enough vets to know it's the same way

>>742295566
>military
>alpha

Top kek. Unless you're an officer, military isn't even beta, it's omega.

>>742298384
cuzao

>>742295566
11C US Army
deployed to afghanistan in 2014. did my fair share of patrols and gunfights. its hard if you dont let yourself get brainwashed and if you cant keep up physically. ill answer any questions you have.

>>742298578
eastern military fag here
officers in the military are the beta cucks tbh, theyre never on the field and they plan shit behind the lines
regular infantry/etc is normal tier, and really god tier is the special operation units with scout units inbetween infantry and that

>>742297952
22. Eh. Paramedic school is difficult. It's as much information as nursing school in half the time. Fire academy is just different I don't know how to describe it. What really matters though isn't the initial training, it's all that comes after. SO many advanced classes you can take that don't do anything for you career wise but make you smarter in how to save people's lives. People get in EMS and work for 20 years without ever learning anything beyond what they learned back in the day. Do not be this guy. Take every Hazmat course possible. Advanced cardiac life support. Advanced trauma life support. Advanced pediatrics. I have to pay out my own pocket for all this but whenever I have to deliver a baby on the side of the road after mom has been in a crash that killed her husband, I need to be ready. I don't say this jokingly, it happened in my area a few months back

>>742295566
What country is the policeman coming from?

Former 19k here. Loved job and people. Hated the politics.

>>742298742
I wanna join the army and Im 25. Will it be worthy at my age? What opinion do you have in Military Police?

>>742295566
Did 1 year conscripted service in the army. Shit was okay, kinda enjoyed it but wouldn't want to do it as a career. Now I have to go on annual 5 day repetition drills as an army reserve. Annoying shit.

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I worked in the Met Police, recently started working for the NCA. Wouldn't call the job physically demanding if you're fit, but it does require a lot of patience and being level headed.

Pic related: me standing next to Mark Lilly, I was one of the investigators who got into his inner circle while he was living in Spain as part of the operation to get him arrested and charged.

>>742299145
youll be fine just mind your own business and stay away from all the faggot kids who will just get you in trouble. sign for the minimum length on a contract that you can. MPs are fags and are all wannabe hard asses. total dicks to anyone they pull over and if theyre not doing shit they just go hide somewhere and watch movies their whole shift.

>>742295566
Its not how alpha the job is its how alpha you are. I was in the marines and now im a corrections officer. And both places I see guys bitching out.

>>742298742
did you sustain any injury during your service?

>>742299394
which job would you consider more difficult marines or corrections?

>>742299354
Oh... we had this hot as fuck MP chick when I did my 1 year service. The lads got all riled up when she responded to fire alarms and such.

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>thinks the alphaness of one's career is based on anything other than money

>>742299354
Thanks anon

>>742299404
my ankle, knee, back, shoulder and wrists are all fucked up and the shit the va wants me to do doesnt help at all. got ptsd from mortars and rockets blowing up next to me.

got that cushy 90% va disability rating though

>>742299567
no problem

doesn't really count but I was a security consultant over in towelhead country. mostly taught boots how to shoot straight and not suck dicks.

>>742295566
none of the above. Get a marketable degree and make some real money.

>>742299589
ptsd from rocket and mortar ahahah gtfo you fucking fag, we had 196 rocket attack the whole fuckin 326 days I was there

>>742299446
Theyre both difficult its just in which aspect. In corrections I get to come home and see my family more often. But i still get forced over or end up sleeping at work when people call in. Sometimes youll get 4 or less hours of sleep between shifts if youre replacing someone. I work with juveniles and everyday is a little bit hostile. Its heartbreaking too but you have to suck it up. We have 11 year olds coming in nodding off on heroin and trafficking stolen ak47's in their moms car that they stole. And they come back every weeks or so.

>>742299446
In the Marines the best way I can put it is its kind of like civillian life but the ups are alot better and the down times are alot worse and frustrating. Im speaking for myself but there wasnt really am in between for me.

>>742299354
Didn't know that about MPs. I went to university with a guy who's an MP in the Guard he was way cool to hang with. Never knew him at work obviously I'm not in the service. Maybe it's just a big difference between regular and National Guard?

>>742300055
i feel you. we had that shit land pretty close to our compound almost every day.
had one air burst above me and i got messed up

>>742300469
nasty girls usually suck at their jobs and are usually a lot chiller than dudes that come off ad

US Air Force here. I agree with previous post in that it was like a regular job with fatigues

Originally was a F15 to F22 mechanic. Was mainly with a training squadron. The tempo was nice and consistent. Lived in the emerald coast FL for years.

Changed jobs to a combat communications squadron and went AF Reserve. Loved the comm job, love and work in IT currently. I got certifications and security clearances that help with government jobs.

Basic training kinda sucked but it's been worth it.

>>742295566
>Fire service

I recently moved next door to one of those, and he's a massive pussy. Lots of bark until a bigger dog showed up, now he's trying to be an actual neighbor rather than a confrontational prick.

The only other firefighter I know is a retired and spends his days creeping on young girls. I need some better experiences with people of this profession.

>>742301460
Creepy old men in uniform get girls wet

>>742301602
Quite the opposite, actually. Creepy old men are creepy. Like, really creepy, no matter what they're wearing.

Black watch, Infantry, Scottish

Iraq, op telic 2 x 6 month tours, shitting it daily
Kosovo, KFOR 6 months easy(ish)
Northern Ireland, riots and terrorism

Being in the military is a job for a young, single guy who has balls. These days it is riskier and riskier. I lost good friends in Iraq and was lucky to come home.
I am currently applying for the fire service in Edinburgh, Scotland.

>>742295566
>>742297590

Can confirm. Ex military and current firefighter. I love what I do but most of it is sitting around watching tv/browsing the internet but you live for the exciting calls like a structure fire with people inside. Even fires get old fast though and having to see and smell dead people pretty much everyday you work sucks.

>>742301136
What percentage of military jobs leave you with marketable skills as a civilian would you say?

>>742302292
why do you say its riskier these days?

>>742302510
anything if you know how to word your resume the right way

>>742302403
The smells are the worst part. Early this spring when it was still cold we got a call for a welfare check up on an elderly make the family hadn't heard from in a week. As soon as I got out the truck I sniffed and told my partner he was dead. We bust the door down and he's dead on the couch with an old space heater running wide open. The house was about 110 degrees he was covered in burns from his oven/ coffin/ house. Worst smell I've experienced

>>742297952

Physically it can be demanding. The gear weights at least 45 pounds, probably more but I've never weighed it myself. Then you have to carry tools, a hose, 24 foot ladder, and anything else you might need. If fire is in an apartment you have to carry all that up stairs possibly in extreme heat thanks to smoke. Long story short, its not easy but doable

Mentally, I've met some of the dumbest people on the planet in the fire department. Shits not rocket science, wet stuff on the red stuff

There is nothing alpha about wanting a position that gives you power overy people. Quite the opposite, you'really showing that you couldn't aquire it another way.

>>742302676
Well when joining in 1998 there wasnt much going on....... I was planning on getting my pension after 22 years and retiring early.
Along came Iraq, Afghanistan etc.....
like i said i lost a lot of good friends and now i am 35 and thinking what a waste of teenage life....
someones gotta do it though.

>>742303168
>Shits not rocket science, wet stuff on the red stuff
thats not true at all.i remember from my time as a conscript we had a chart with all possible fires and what to use on each case (oil fire,chemical fire,gas fire,solid fuel fire,etc)
i clearly remember water should not be used in some cases...

>>742302878

Had something similar. Diabetic guy took a bunch of drugs and missed his doctors appointment. We bust down his door in the middle of summer and he had piss and shit everywhere in his living room. Guy was still alive so we had to pick him off the ground while he is still covered in his shit and piss and carry him down the stairs. EMS was working him so we had to drive them to hospital. Longest drive ever

Is it true newcomes get hazed at fire departments?

Current milfag here. Medic with more than a few years in. Some of it a lot of fun. Being a paratrooper was fun. Deployment was fun. Garrison sucks dicks. The endless bullshit sucks dicks. Being treated like a child, having a curfew, a drink limit, online bullshit EO and sexual harassment classes all suck.
Sometimes it's okay though. I don't recommend it.

>>742303691
I always carry minty gum now. It helps get that taste out. The most shocking part of this job is always the conditions people live in. Just truly disgusting filth

>>742303994
Ha my BIL was in the Air Force he said they always had to sit through PowerPoints that literally had slides that said remember not to rape anybody this weekend

>>742303690

Thats true but still the general rule is to flow water on the source of the fire or to protect exposures in a defensive operation. Things like oil fires you still use water with foam but you dont apply directly otherwise you just push it. Chemical and Gas you let burn off unless your city is equipped to fight which mine isn't

>>742304174
sounds like the weekend briefing we would get every friday

>>742303691
I was an undertaker for 5 years after getting out the army. Seen it all.... haha, wait till you have to remove an old man from his bath, but there is no clean bubbly soapy water, just human soup

>>742304017

>conditions people live in
I thought I was messy till I went into a hoarders house. Good point about the gum, I usually smoke a cigarette but i'll give that a try since I'm trying to cut down.

>>742304294
Is that more from the officers being control freaks who think they need to hold enlisted hands or from enlisted being retards?

>>742295566

Work on a violent crime police unit in a large with in the south east, meh its okay. Have thick skin, dont give a fuck what people say, be able to handle yourself in a scuff, and work on your cardio. Being a good driver and proficient with firearms are necessary to get on specialized units but really there's a job foe every type of person in a larger department. Like being nice to folks? Go to a community oriented policing unit (C.O.P.s). Hate dope? Work your way into narcotics? Parents killed in an alleyway but you're not a billionaire? Work on going to Homicide. Etc. Etc.

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>>742295566

Did my military duty in the Swiss army as a light armoured recon, does that count?

>>742304604

Yeah haven't had much experience with seriously decomposed bodies. That smell must have been legendary

>>742295566
Grunt (with multiple 03xx mos's) here with any branch there's people doing shit you can do as a civilian just in uniform and they are the moto fucktards. if you're a grunt or most combat arms MOS you live the suck but grunts for the most part have the worst sometimes it's fuckin sweet and you're doing all kinds of "alpha" badass shit other times it's being treated like a child by some fucking first sgt who got picked on in high school and wasn't man enough to be a grunt so he was legal admin or some bullshit and how has power.

Also worked with volunteer rescue and fire it is similar in its strenuous times with balls to the wall adrenaline and great camaraderie but it has its boring as hell waiting on a call times.

both have dark sides you see death and destruction that you don't normally see and you either deal or you don't

TLDR-- Being a Grunt is alpha as fuck IF AND ONLY IF you pursue it pour your heart into the job fire/ems is a different level but still alpha but in a different way

>>742304646
have you always been fit, workout/sports etc or did you decide to get in shape before joining the police force?

Also how do you deal with possible attacks against you when you're off duty if someone recognizes you as police?

And if you don't mind elaborate a bit on how much corruption there is within your department

>>742304768
>light armoured recon
whats that?

I was a doorgunner on the space shuttle. 103rd spacemarines

>>742295910
deployed to japan LOL, then you raped some teen jap girls right?

>>742304643
combination of both. i worked with a bunch of idiots from the south/midwest that acted like fucking apes on the weekend because they have never been around a major city before.

the officers just made us listen to that briefing every weekend for liability reasons. more of a why are you doing this when i told you that you would get in trouble thing

>>742304931

drive around in a humvee and do some reconnaissance/intel gathering on opfor activities

>>742302510
depends on what you consider "marketable" being a POG (non infantry) gives you skills from AC mechanic to legal admin but you're only cool to civilians you will always live with the fact you were a POG (some do cool shit but not usually combat arms is the way to go) whereas grunts are trigger pullers if you're good you can contract PMC or the like and make decent money if you have connections

>>742305139
sounds cool, I suppose with recon/intel you have to learn to navigate on all kinds of environment.

>>742304837

I was never big into sports but I boxed and got heavy into working out after a bad breakup so that helped. Been injured twice on the job (torn ligament in ankle and back, stitches in arm) so that plus sitting in a car all day had me put a few pounds on so I'm looking to shake it. Just run, do pullups, pushups, crunches, etc that's all they want during the academy.

I'm always paranoid but then again I always have been. Shower with a gun under the towel type of paranoid not tinfoil hat type.

Corruption is big high up, not so much on street level. No money to be made when you're low on the totem but also all the city officials where I am are crooked as shit. No one is getting pockets lined by mob bosses but there are people skimming money and trying to fire good cops for locking up the "wrong people"

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>>742305321

well there's forests, urban or mountains, pretty straight forward

>>742305364
elaborate on how you got those injuries on the job?

>>742304174
But being raped by men in uniform is fun

>>742305657

Chasing auto break in perps, went over a large razor wire fence (didn't get cut thankfully) but landed bad on a pile of wet lumber, that plus 35lbs of gear and I fucked up my leg and back. Got back up and caught them after a short run/hobble but was rather painful. Second one i was chasing a robbery perp and chased him in an area that no one else would go due to overgrowth making movement difficult at best plus some random jagged metal ended up cutting down to the muscle on my arm but didn't pay it much attention until after I grabbed the guy. Was too exhausted to really give a shit.

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>>742298499
>dumbass McGee who only talks about his truck has to recognize a rolled over car is unstable and immediately calls everyone back before it rolls another time before settling.

>>742306407
What

>>742299516
that idiot who wastes his life earning money in a job he hates

Any Navy special warfare MOS is as alpha as it gets. Marines are pretty tough too sometimes.

>>742306585
wtf am I reading

also, ur a fagget

>>742306599
lol whatever you have to tell yourself poorfag.

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>>742295566
>military
>can't even take a shit without permission
>alpha

>>742306672
why navy specifically?

>>742306688
K
Quality bants man trolled me good

Come hang drywall with me... I'll turn your beta ass into hardened steel in no time.

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>>742306764
this guy gets it. What part of "everything I do is dictated by my superiors" makes one an alpha?

In the end, women always make the obvious choice.

>>742297590
The real MVP

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>>742306748

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>>742306925

>>742306939
Have you ever had a job? I'm thinking not

>>742306822
Its the best

>>742307101
>implying work isn't about making money
do it for free then shit-for-brains. And yeah, I started my first job in the 90s. You know, around the time your parents started dating.

>>742295566
> Military
Defending freedom by rape & kill mainly civilians on other side of the world. Need someone telling them what to do whole day. Literally people who have no values and ideas what to do.

> Cops
Its already proofed that cops in the US wished to be stupid. Also they are in comparison to other countries pretty corrupt and undertrained. Most people becoming cops were mobbed in school or were to stupid for highschool.

> Firefighter
Literally the only good job from these 3. But in my experience most of them doing the job for prestige. Anyway its okay but if you do it full time a bit stupid because after you reached age 50 you cant do this job very good anymore and what you work then? Most communities have anyway free firefighter that do it as hobby

>>742307066
Ser Davos?

>>742307262
All three are jobs for people who were fuck ups in high school

>>742307262
My homo detector 9000 is ringing off the charts

>>742307385
stop pointing it at yourself

>>742299304
Got any good stories?

>>742307336
Couldn't be more wrong. The military has some of the most advance science based careers out there.

>>742307245
Did you think I was talking about money? I'm talking about your implication that most people don't have to do what their boss says. Keep up with the ad hominem attacks so we all know you're like 14

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>>742307262

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>>742307493
oh yeah that's why all the valedictorians go into the military

>>742307148
is there much of a difference between what navy seals and green berets do for example?
I thought seals were all about recon and small teams doing crazy operations but then I saw American sniper and was kinda disappointed.
Maybe I should stop basing my expectations on video games

>>742307555
Its a shame more of them don't.

>>742307494
>not denying he's a 90s baby
you know it's true. The military is the most regimented place out there by design. It's for people who like being told what to do without needing to think.

For example, I have a salaried job, and I can show up when I want, leave when I want. If I get my projects done properly, nobody gives a fuck about anything else.

>>742298831
Risking your life to kill people you dont know because some fat rich ass told you for a few bucks in month while your gf gets pounded by chad and you having ptsd and anxiety and war psychosis is not alpha at all. Being alpha includes intelligence. Even if you use your military skills to beat or kill someone which Made fun of you, what is probably your view on alpha. Then you get judged by military and civilians court and your ass gets pounded so hard by government

>>742307451
a lot of the sting operations ive been in have some interesting stories to them. seen and experienced some violent shit

>>742307628
I'm not an expert but I do know a Navy seal IRL and basically they do any operation that requires difficult/ multi terrain transport. Sea air and land. Seal. I'm sure the green berets are just as bad ass.

>>742307696
why the fuck would they? Engineers and programmers make a helluva lot more money without having to be on call to go kill darkies for daddy issues.

>>742307555
>get a load of this guy
You think major scientific advances of the par century have come from the pockets of the civilian world? The military spends billions making new ways to kill brown people. Then they figure out how to sell it to you and me

>>742307914
>doesn't into subcontracting
just because the military pays for a private company to develop new tech doesn't mean the military developed the tech.

>>742307892
how old is the navy seal you know?
has he shared any cool stories with you? always been curious about how SERE training actually is

>>742307913
What am I reading Lol.

>>742297590
Second. I work EMS and we usually get an unstoppable amount of shit calls both metaphorically and real. You always smell death and decay. It's a thanks less job I've been punched, bit, bled on, kicked, damned to hell and stabbed but I love what I do I wont stop EMS.

>>742307744
I am definitely a 90s kid never said I wasn't.
>if I get my projects done properly
Sooo what you're saying is if you do what your boss tells you then he doesn't get mad? You think you're in control of that situation?

>>742307502
Do you have this dick in big size too?

>>742308110
Let's compare my level of freedom at work with literally anyone in uniform.

>>742308080
I also give a lot of thanks to police and firefighters

>>742308013
Ex* seal I should say. Hes 29 now. Sere is pretty hard i hear. I'm going for it someday hopefully. As far as stories, he said training was pretty shifty and pretty fun on occasion. Jumping put of airplanes and scuba diving and shit. He can't talk about actual missions but he said he's only killed one enemy.

>>742308340
>I'm going for it someday hopefully
good luck with that man, you planning on joining the seals?

>>742308011
Who runs that tech? They don't let civilians touch the reactor in a nuclear submarine. Best way to work as a military contractor is probably have worked with the older tech in the military ya know hands on then go into the private sector. I think it's pretty common knowledge grunts are tards and you need brains to be a POG

Security officer here. Too lazy to be a cop and or be in the military.

>>742308340
My old man is a retired SERE First Shirt

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>>742308432
SWCC (on my next enlistment) right now I'm waiting to go to NACCS.

>>742307336
You are pretty much right. You want to have one of these jobs when you are 10 years old. I think its more alpha to not risk your life everyday, but have 50k more in an year and an happy life with a gf which doesnt fucks your neighborhood while you are fighting for oil, fucking tyrone or rescuing kittens.

>>742308444
>changing the subject
the best tech IS developed in the private sector. Or was Intel nationalized when I wasn't looking?

>>742308212
Sorry you don't have real responsibility

>>742308586
that's sick man, you got balls

>>742308641
How's that changing the subject exactly?

>>742307493
> thinks weapon industrial is same as military

>>742308598
amen to that. I grew up new an AFB and we all knew the airmen found their wives the same way they left em: freshly fucked

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I am thinking I will apply or reserve Combat Medical Attendee. Anyone have some insight into the job? Epic tits for free

>>742308688
Go Navy.

>>742308664
funny, they pay me a helluva lot more than military men for what you perceive to be my lack of responsibility. I might just work from home tomorrow because why the fuck not? Not like i need to be in the lab since my SYPRO dye hasn't arrived yet.

>>742309015
what country?

Security officer here. Too lazy to be a cop and or be in the military.

>>742307336
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>742308539
Its a bit gay, isnt it? So how much women and kids you tasered and beated this year until now?

>>742308011
This
>TI/Raytheon
>Lockheed-Martin
>Boeing
>Boston Dynamics
>FN Manufacturing
>Remington Arms Co.
>Defense LLC
>General Dynamics Land Systems
>Propper International
These are all private companies contracted by the DoD for not only manufacturing but R&D.

>>742309067
Germany. Failed State Now.

Former Tank driver for the Spanish Army here, I even haven't been deployed once so... I basically got paid for trainings and studying to become an IT.
Can't be an simpler life desu, not even difficult.

>>742309163
yeah, that's my point. The military itself can't figure shit out so they go private.

>>742297590
anon how do I get in to fire-fighting? What do they look for as far as qualifications or otherwise?

>>742307773
Fuckin rekt.

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the only reason to go military is if you plan to really use the GI bill.

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>>742309111
well enough to get scholarships for my test scores such that I didn't need to become a grunt to pay for university

>>742308935
I agree with you there's no money in any of these careers in not saying that. But if I fuck around at work I could die pretty easy so. Ya know. Got you on that one

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>>742307886
What's it like being undercover surrounded by mid-high ranking criminals?

>>742308766
Is this your gf? I would love to take care of her while you are in middle east

I work as a corrections officer and I am technically a peace officer.
Make really good money, but the job itself sucks cock sometimes. And we get rekt by mandatory overtimes.

>>742309311
GI bill is a nice bonus. I do it for honor courage and commitment. I'm a better person. Maybe its just not for everyone but I encourage everyone to try it.

>>742309490
Oh tommy boy.

>>742309015
When you look close enough you can see his GF getting pounded

>>742309492
I wish. If this was my gf I'd let her fuck anything as long as I got some

>>742295566
1982, started as a volunteer fireman Riverside County, Station #2, Sunnymead Ca
>Fighting Fires and Saving Lives

>>742297590
greetings comrade 6 years fire and medic fag.

ex british army fag

best years of my life, 2 years spent in aghan patrolling in circles around the country by any convoy or foot patrol i could hitch a ride with.

Patrolled places, fixed anti ied equipment and marched somewhere else.

Lived out of a rucksack for 6 months in patrol bases where no one knew me.

Was hard but at least I feel like I mattered.

Now i'm a fat mentally ill civillian who doesn't have anything.

>>742309450
lol you can have that one. I like going to work knowing the greatest risk to my health is burning myself with hot coffee

>>742309490
It's always tense but I'm trained to stay calm. Watch every word I say, I have to memorize every detail about my "life" so that I don't contradict myself and blow my cover etc.

>>742309572
>intangibles
you keep telling yourself you're a better person while the smart kids from your school make 2-10 times as much as you, paying for your salary with their higher taxes.

>>742309724
How are vets treated where you live?

>>742309616
was drafted. stayed for a while. no girlfriend at the time, 'cause yeah, it happens a lot.

>>742309961
I do what I love nigger.

>>742309886
How much paranoia is there about undercoverin that world? Did you come close to getting caught out ever?

>>742309258
It's gonna help if you're already in shape. You need to check out what services are in your area and what they require. This field is very different depending on where you live. I would suggest getting on a volunteer service if you live in a rural area and test the waters see if you like it. My department hires people then sends them to the academy for free. Then to EMT school for free (on the clock too) then to medic school. Not all departments are like this. Most guys like the fire aspect for the pensions from the city. The government will try to fuck you on this though. I work for a private hospital based ambulance now since I'm way more into the medical side of things. Working my way through school then onto med school. Med schools love paramedics by the way

>>742309990
Pretty good at least how they treated me.

Gave me time off after my break down and after about a year I was a civillian. They gave me 3k to spend on civillian recognise qualifications and paid me while I did it.

They even pay for my meds.

>>742295566
Firearms trainer that worked training law enforcement with less than lethal equipment options, for like riots, etc.
I sold departments the equipment we carried, and then trained them on usage.

>>742310048
funny, these are the guys who cry for the troops when a disaster strikes their county or riots n shit.

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>>742295566
16 years in the Royal Marines, went to Iraq twice, Afghan three times and fucking Kosovo.
Best job in the world bar none, hard as fuck to get my lid but worth every drop of sweat and my lost nipples!
Deffo pinged 14 Tali-ho's and a few rakis also, got a few brag-rags, two mids and a bullethole through my trousers but didn't get a fucking scratch.
45 Commando bitches.

>>742295566
Monkey jobs for subhumans.

>>742309880
I mean that's cool too man I'm not knocking your lifestyle. I respect all working people you got to make your way through life somehow. Different people want different things out of life. I'm not saying anyone needs to kiss military, LEO, or EMS boots, but don't talk down to someone who does a job that you maybe couldn't handle mentally. I'm not saying I could do your job either until I gave it a try. Maybe I could try something similar in my research as an undergrad

>>742310370
Says the basement dweller who doesn't believe he's an adult until his 30s.

>>742295566
Don't be a soldier unless you have nothing else going for you in life. Trust me. Every time I look at the calendar at my ETS, my boner gets stiffer.

>>742310137
>How much paranoia is there about undercoverin that world?
A lot. It's very difficult to get into their circle and sometimes the police has to spend quite a lot of money to get someone to pass as a reliable customer or business partner.

>Did you come close to getting caught out ever?
I got called out by a gang member once. The thing is when that happens you need to stand your ground, so instead of explaining myself I just outright had to tell him to stfu and literally fight. But because that particular guy was known for being a loud mouth it all appeared to be a lads brawl in the eyes of the other members.

>>742310511
Yeah, but do you feel like you've accomplished something and now it's just the proper time to move and try your hand at something new is the real question.

>>742309724
Bullshit.
>patrolling in circles around the country by any convoy
>marched somewhere else.
>rucksack
>I feel like I mattered.

Total fucking internet warrior, you should know some shit before you claim it sonny.

>>742310048
no, you do what you are able to do. If you had the abilities required to make more money, you would.

You don't have the abilities needed to so you contrive intangible benefits to make yourself feel better.

>>742310343
>cry for troops
I expect them to do their jobs since I'm paying my taxes for them to do it.

Infantry, Army
Not that hard.

Being a good NCO or to be a good officer can be challenging though

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>>742295566
Its the mosts cucked thing you can do today

>>742310501
says the manchild who could die for billionaires before he's old enough to legally drink. Face it, the best and brightest do NOT go military.

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>>742310951
oy vey!

>>742310642
Damn, I was curious how that worked.
How does liability go if you have to commit a crime against a civillian for any reason?

>>742310718
what do you wanna know?

>>742295566
That tard's 203 safety is either missing or off. :P

>>742298831

Do you know what an officer is?

>>742311134
we aren't allowed to harm civilians. We may cheat, scam or even threaten, but can't harm them.

Yeah, I'm a Navy Seal.

>>742311079
They may not, but you're not even grunt quality labor. You're a parasite who lives off mommy and daddy.
You know, the ones paying for your internet right now.

>>742311421
again, whatever it takes to make you feel about being a high school fuck up. The truth, however, is that my taxes pay the salaries of all these welfare queen jobs. And every time I get promoted, you parasites get more of it. So enjoy being a political tool.

It's been fun guys but I just got toned out to a wreck. If the thread is still alive when we clear I'll post what happened

>>742311147
I already know, you are the liar, using the wrong lingo chummy, marching around Afghan?

Total bullshit, go and fucking die you fake pongo cunt.

>>742311637
nobody cares

>>742311657

because i said rucksack instead of daysack
because i said march instead of tab or probably yomp if you're a booty

didn't think i'd get shit from a glorified navy faggot

yeah I did patrol from place to place as a one man team of anti-ied tech engineer

if you dont know what im hinting at you clearly never served or never served abroad

>>742311626
You'd have to actually ~work~ to pay taxes. Playing your Jap games and living vicariously through the multiple choices doesn't mean you actually earn anything.
Also, you complaining about them being "welfare salary queens" and "monkey jobs" proves that you are hypocritically being the political tool.
Dumbass.

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paying taxes lol

guys i bought roller blades today and they are too fast. i havent skated in 10 years and dont have business being on the fast ones.

Did a six year stint from 2002 to 2008 with two tours in Iraq. It was interesting to say the least. Worth it. Especially for the Post 9/11 G.I. Bill.

>>742310938
If I wanted to be rich I would be rich. I like serving my country and protecting fellow sailors. I sleep good at night.

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>>742312988
navy, protecting his country and fellow sailors

>>742295566
does coast guard count ?

>>742307336
kinda true tbh coast gaurd here