Why does Colbert rape trump so hard every episode? >inb4

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>>742273815
because it's easy
and people tune in for it
>cater to your audience

>>742273815
because he and several other host get their orders/talking points straight from the DNC

learn to read the wikileaks

>>742274592
you have never read anything on wikileaks

>>742274532
/thread

>>742273815
because having a retard for president is a gold mine for every decent comedian

and king retard can't let a single day pass without saying, tweeting or doing something retarded

>>742274638
thousands of pages dumpfuck

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He is cuck and only cucks watch that shit.

>>742274638
start here
http://www.mostdamagingwikileaks.com/

>>742274592
>learn to read the wikileaks
>aka as russian FSB leaks deployment site

you need to try harder Ivan

>>742273815
Because his audience is comprised of low information types that know little about politics, but are very in tune with what they are told is cool?

Colbert plays to both those things. Fish in a barrel

>>742273815
It's all about the money money money

>>742273815
Because he stops for more than 1/2 a sec before he speaks. Its real easy hes a walking joke of a human prez or not.

>>742274755
>trumpanzee calling others "low information types that know little about politics"

my fuckin sides

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>>742274661
The more weak cunts like you and colburt cry and moan, the better I feel having elected this great president. Stay rustled fuck boi

>>742274740
both podesta and Hilary said the emails are legit
emails can be verified

over 10 years oh leaks not one single email has ever been proven fake

liberal loved him when he leaks against bush and the Republicans, now that its thier turn on muh Russia that was proven fake

so fake that it impossible to download the files at those speeds the only way the files could have been copied would have been on a thumb drive, at the fucking server

>>742274915
ha ha nice one you sure showed him

>>742274915
I'm sure you googled that crying kid because you like don't even care at all. Continue to "not care" lol

>>742273815
Cause it takes no effort and gets him views

>>742274815
Yea, ?I just spend 10-12 hours a day reading up and researching , how much time do you spend?

oh you flip on the fake news and breeze over

>>742273815
Because he works extra hard to compensate for his missing ear.

>>742274592
Wrong asshole. It's because he is smart and his audience is smart. It's not Democrats against Republitards, it's smart people against stupid people. Guess which side you're on.

>>742274915

nobody is crying, we're laughing at you, your country is now officially a country of retards and the international punchline, every single day

How does it feel to know that the world thinks you're the biggest retards on the planet?

>>742273815
Because he ran out of creativity years ago and gets less funny every day, and only rides out what has gotten laughs in the past.

>>742273815
He would attack anyone who's behavior warranted it. Since Trump says things that are easily mocked he becomes a target. If you don't like it you guys need to step up your game

>>742274986

nobody said the email were fake, but they ceritainly were hacked by russian intelligence, as every single intelligence in US has confirmed. Also, there was nothing illegal in those emails, as the FBI investigation has confirmed.

Now let's talk about how the trump campaign has willingly tried to use the help of a foreign rival nation to sabotage the election

The FBI said Hillary is clean, Mueller still has to drop the bomb on trump, and we all know that Flynn, Kushner, Manafort and Trump Jr are dirty as fuck and will probably sell the old retard to avoid prison next year. Just a matter of time

>>742275088
considering i'm obviously smarter then you and also more skilled, you would be on the stupid and uninformed side

if you don't not know what going on you either willfully ignorant, or a paid shill, who knows but is doing what hes paid to do

>>742275290
unless their a Democrat

>>742275067

breitbart and fox news don't count as research Cletus

I bet you listen to Alex Jones

>>742275380
Obviously smarter? Based on what, more hysterical bullshit?

>>742275432
Democrats are smarter, so there's less to mock.

>>742275359
DUDE

NSA says the files were transferd at a speed that is faster then the fucking internet

what do you not under stand about that?

The files had to be copied LOCALLY not over the internet that is a LEAK not hack

>>742275088
legit

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>>742275067
>I just spend 10-12 hours a day reading up and researching

You just admitted that you're an unemployed leech on society.

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>>742275129
Feels awesome. Only the weak have problems with such an alpha male as our president. Pure enjoyment for the rest of his terms.

>>742275523

>NSA says the files were transferd at a speed that is faster then the fucking internet

There is a good thread on /r/conspiracy that shows you'd have to be retarded to believe that. Not to mention the speed wasn't even that fast.

>>742275048
>don't even care

Wut?

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>>742275380
>i'm obviously smarter then you
>then
>if you don't not know what going on
>you either willfully ignorant
>who knows but is doing what hes paid to do

Embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect achieved.

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>backstage, Colbert prepares for tonight's show
>practicing his trump impression in front of a mirror
>he hears the clamor of his Jewish, liberal audience
>he plants a good luck kiss on his scale model bust of Hillary Clintons head
>Colbert trips over a wire while approaching the microphone on the stage
>the Jews in the audience wince in secondhand pain
>Colbert gets up and flails his hands around, using his best trump voice
>"wow, I did nazi (not see) that coming!"
>the audience claps and howls in laughter and agreement with this hard-hitting political commentary
>"so uhh... Charlottesvi-"
>a black audience member runs on stage and sucker punches Colbert
>a swam of niggers bum rushes the stage
>the alpha male holds Colbert on the ground and removes his pants
>they all proceed to rape him
>the audience cheers and chants black lives matter
>after they're done, Colbert stands up and wipes the cum off of the side of his mouth
>"look at all these black lives splattered across my face"
>a fire-bomb explodes, killing the entire audience In a whirlwind of flames
>Colbert escapes on a hover board

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>>742273815

>>742275088
Yes you are more pretty and smarter then Whitney, Brittney.

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>>742275432
>unless their a Democrat
Did you learn grammar from Bush?

>>742275837

>writing this

cringe.pdf

>>742273815
>Assertion!
>No proof to the contrary please.

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>>742275934
>from backstage, Colbert observes tonight's audience
>niggers, Jews and fat liberals fill the seats
>nothing out of the ordinary
>Colbert smirks to himself, knowing he won't put in much effort tonight, he won't even have to tell actual jokes
>the entire studio is completely silent
>a Jew in the audience moans uncomfortably
>Colbert smirks and grabs the mic
>"so uhh..Donald trump this week, am I right?"
>the silence ends with an atomic blast of laughter from the audience
>niggers beat their chests and chant black lives matter
>several Jews pass out from all the excitement
>"I mean, this guy couldn't even manage a Burger King, much less the USA"
>the resulting tidal wave of laughter shakes the cameras and affects sound quality for the remainder of the episode
>the rest of the Jews faint from all the commotion
>the niggers run around and steal all their sheckles
>the liberals chant "black lives matter"
>Colbert removes his clothes and skins himself alive for being a straight, white male

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>>742273815
He is alpha and trump is his little bitch

>>742276222
>People actually think like this

Holy hell this country is fucked.

>>742275515
>Democrats are smarter
>Lose an election they should've had in the bag by running the worst campaign in literal history
>Play identity politics constantly
>Black Lives Matter
>Antifa
>Support a socialist long after he had no chance instead of getting behind the only chance you had
>So afraid of differing opinions that campuses all across the country implement safe areas
>Generally cuck yourselves to any person of color
>Believes in white privilege

Muh intelligence

>>742275746
"not even that fast"

“The metadata established several facts in this regard with granular precision: On the evening of July 5, 2016, 1,976 megabytes of data were downloaded from the DNC’s server. The operation took 87 seconds. This yields a transfer rate of 22.7 megabytes per second. These statistics are matters of record and essential to disproving the hack theory. No Internet service provider, such as a hacker would have had to use in mid-2016, was capable of downloading data at this speed.”

us providers rate their speed in megabytes not megabits, so 181.6 megabytes/s is not fast

that really fucking fast, but now that we have dosis 3.1 rolling out etc now its possible, but not then

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>>742276363
You're a faggot for thinking it is.

>>742273815
Why does anyone roast trump? Because they know theyll get reactions from it

>>742276419
"According to Skip Folden, a former IBM program manager and independent analyst, 22.7 megabytes per second is beyond unlikely under the circumstances–unless you’re downloading the files directly using a storage device like a USB drive. He said:"

>>742276419
I also believe there was no hack but I've had download speeds like that for two years now.

How far can these fags go before they cross the line of hypocrisy?

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>>742276389
>confusing smarter with "more popular"

This is why you're considered stupid

>>742276633
What are you on about? I was mocking the thought that Democrats are smarter. Did you even read my post you fucking ape?

>>742276437
You're a faggot for admiring a biased talking head who contributes nothing to this world. I guess I shouldn't expect much since people in this country worship celebrities.

>>742276720
Yes, you logic-impaired primate. You equated being smarter with winning elections. It's sad that you need this explained to you.

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>>742276772
I'm going to get colbert to beat you up

>>742274740
They're still leaks you imbecile.

>>742276437
>saying this while posting cartoon porn of mice.

lmao

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>>742276872

>>742276591

Well he said it's unlikely so that is basically confirmation!

you do understand the speeds we are talking about

>>742276813
How do you think candidates get popular? I know since you're on the Left you're used to illegals and dead people winning elections for you but just for a second try to use that thinking cap of yours. Now, let's think together! How do you get the vote of living, legal voters? Where does the popularity come from?

It comes from running a good campaign. And your party is so astoundingly autistic that even with the support of every media-machine, every big doner, and every fuckwit like yourself, they STILL managed to be so genuinely retarded that they couldn't run a campaign good enough to win against someone like President Trump.

You are retarded and your party is retarded. Your candidates are retarded, and now they're irrelevant. Maybe your party will get smarter from this experience. But from the looks of you, they won't.

Random rambling and insults from faggots on /b has nothing to do with politics.

Publically criticizing the most dumbass world leader ever conceived to try and better the country is a positive political movement.

You are unashamed and its terrifying america, wake the fuck up and vote properly or reform your electoral system. Do people on this board understand you have a broke reality star as a fucking world leader? Do your job you dumb cunts you're like violent babies who are too big to take their toys away from.

Now, someone call me a cuck and defend your fast food, school murder, shit country.

>>742276991
It's an assumption, faggot.

>>742276991
>beyond unlikely
and not just him NSA experts

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>>742276813

>being smart has nothing to do with winning elections!!!

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>>742273815
He knows his audience and that none of them watch real news

>>742277101
>>742277101
>>742277101

>You are retarded
>Your party is retarded
>Your candidates are retarded

>every big doner

doner

>lmfao.mp4

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>>742276619

oh really

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>>742277165
you are a straight up retard.

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>>742277287
spooky

>>742276222

KYS

Hes a hippy leftist antifa fag that loves sand niggers nig nogs and sucks hillary clintons cunt regularly

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>>742277418
kiss yellow squirrels? sure!

>>742277247
> LOL, HE calls ME retarded but misspells a word!!!!111

Typical libtard who knows they're beaten. It's so easy with your breed.

>>742276772
You should be saying that about a vast majority of actual people, not shitposters on the internet.
Generalized statement, slogans, and memes are rampant and they aren't productive.
I guess being honest is too difficult for some people.

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>>742273815
Trump is an utter buffoon/blithering idiot that provides Colbert a tsunami of hilarious material to work with every night. Things could dry up for Colbert when the Republicans put Pence in the WH.

>>742277507

wow you sound really triggered m8

you should take a deep breath and maybe have a snack

>>742274532
i dont tune into him ellen degenerate oprah of jimmy kimmel, im sure im missing one oh yea jimmy fallon either. They are all cuck lesbo fag leftists

Liberals are actually fucking retarded. The only reason anyone thinks with leftist views is literally because of Jewish brainwashing.

>>742277583
>Hilarious material
>Stephen Colbert
>"Trump is so dumb, right guys!?" every night

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>>742276389
RIGHT LOL i love the looney left. Fucking had it IN THE BAG and still managed to fuck it up. Now it's a full 8 years of OUR GOD EMPEROR!

>pic related and I'll post this fucking picture every day because it is more GOLD than what is contained in Ft. Knox.

>>742273815
idk i dont watch

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>>742273815
>inb4 colbert damage control
too late
also
>OP cant inb4 faggot

>>742277633

this

>>742273815
because his one ear sticks out

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>>742274592

>because he and several other host get their orders/talking points straight from the DNC

>>742277283

so only a USB 3.0 thumb drive or SSD was capable of those speeds

>>742277449
why are leftist furfags?

oh right because they're mentally ill

>>742277601

I mean, my party won the election. And now, here on /b/ on this wonderful Wednesday, I helped yet another libtard understand the depths of their autism.

I'd say I'm having a pretty good day!

>>742277583
Maybe you are to young to remembar any time before Obama but Late night shows have always made fun of real presidents

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>>742277746
kiss my butt human scum

>>742277724
yea cause fuck emails and proof

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>>742277777
nice get

>>742277778
this kind of lacking of self awareness is exactly what you guys need to win the next election too

>>742277777
checked

>>742277777
checked

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>>742277165

>>being smart has nothing to do with winning elections!!!

It doesn't. Otherwise Trump wouldn't have won.

I think that all of this political bullshit is nonsense. Trump is just a scarecrow to take the blame for shit. If you really think the president has that much individual power, you need to retake 6th grade social studies. The entire point of all this is to divide us and witch-hunt each other. It's a media scam that people feverishly cling to because they think that they are smart enough to be involved with global politics and such, which is simply not the case. We are on the bottom of the food chain.

>>742277748

ya but m8 r u havin a gigle?

>>742275088
Considering Ben Shapiro is smarter than any liberal cucks, that's where you're wrong kiddo

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>>742277834

You seem to be in denial pretty badly. You lost because your party is retarded. Get over it.

>>742277777

>to young to remembar...
>gets quints

Fucking nigger.

>>742273815
They get pressured and forced to do it basically, Jay Leno got fired because he was the only one who had the balls to shit on Obama when he deserved it. Maybe Hillary would have won if network television hadn't turned every show into a leftist echo chamber.

>>742276619

Does that guy really think you cannot download more than 22MBps?

I have shitty timewarner internet for like 40 bucks a month and I download at over 8MBps form the google play store because they don't throttle download speed.

>>742277748
Why are you at work iinstead of feeling god on /b/? Oh that's right you're on disability collecting a check that Herr Trump will soon cancel.

>>742275129
>a bunch of people you never respected, don't like you. how do you feel?

i'm fine.

>>742277979
there are differences between MBps and Mbps dumbass
see>>742277283

that are the top us speeds in 2016

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trump supports are nazi racist

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Do you guys remember the days leading up to the election when the liberals were SO confident about Hillary winning, and then the day after the election there wasn't a peep out of them. That shit made me so happy.

>>742273815
He's the best at what he does

Are you not old enough to remember Bush?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED: Report is published PROVING DNC emails were LEAKED from somebody on the inside 5 days before Seth Rich was murdered. Even lefty magazines The Nation and Salon are writing articles. Left fires "white supremacist" nuke at Trump - and misses. They're desperate now.

Here's the Salon article in case you missed it:
http://www.salon.com/2017/08/15/what-if-the-dnc-russian-hack-was-really-a-leak-after-all-a-new-report-raises-questions-media-and-democrats-would-rather-ignore/
Here's the original article in The Nation:
https://www.thenation.com/article/a-new-report-raises-big-questions-about-last-years-dnc-hack/

>>742277940
>Maybe Hillary would have won
Thank God she didn't

>>742277940
Putin would have still rigged the election for Trump. Quit pretending that every little challenge to your ideology is the reason that Trump won, nobody but you is dumb enough to believe that.

>>742274915

LOL people like you crack me up. I voted for Trump because "librul tears!! hahah!"


You are a loser, mate and your choice of President is a mentally ill cockwomble.

>>742278095

You realize they're the same thing? MBps and Mbps are a unit of measure not different.

It's like inches and feet.

1 byte is 8 bits.

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>>742273815
All the Trumpkins in this tread sound cornered and desperate. I'm having a good laugh at them.

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>>742278334
same

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>>742273815
If there's no penetration, is he actually just jacking off to Trump every night?

>>742273815
Because every day Trump lays on his back, spreads his cheeks, lubes his hole and begs for it

>>742278013
I was going to point out how incredibly autistic your entire reply was (as far as wording and spelling is concerned) but it's so far gone that it actually calls itself out. Your own reply makes fun of itself. Good job.

But, pretending for a second that you're smart enough to speak coherently, I'll pretend your reply said this:

> Why aren't you at work? Instead you're feeling good on /b/. Oh, that's right, you're on disability collecting a check that Trump will soon cancel.

I'm not at work because I work second shift. I understanding working may be a foreign concept for autistic Leftists like yourself, so let me explain. Believe it or not, there ARE ways to make money other than crying victim and collecting checks all the time. It's this thing where you go somewhere, do some task for another person(s) and they give you money for it. Now, I understand you may be thinking "Wait, I have to do something?" but hang with me on this. I know you can do it. You might have a little trouble finding one of these "jobs" with your degree in Lesbian Dance Theory, but I'm sure McDonald's would love to have you!

I hope you learned something from our little talk. Let's go over the points once more!

1.) A job is something where you do something useful to another person and they pay you.
2.) You can have one of these "jobs" and still do other things, like visiting /b/ to call out people with an extra 21st chromosome.

If you need any help, please just reply and let me know. I know it must be difficult to follow along all this "job" and "useful task" talk for someone on the Left, but I know in my heart you can do it!

This is how they drain the swamp. They distract their base with conflict and fake news. They make the left think the administration is stupid to make further intrusions excusable. And they get excused. It's a puppet show, and people that care about CSPAN lite for whatever reason are told not to like politics by someone investing in politics. All true. I've been turned on my head. And they forgive.

huh? he's completely grating individual and his show is embarrassing to watch, why do you think james corden get's more add play and relevant guests?

Colbert's numbers are in the trash they only keep him on because of his contract and propaganda.

This is the man who jumped up and down on a bed for 2 minutes shouting pee pee on national television in attempt to disgrace the president.

he's a hack and his shtick isn't working.

>>742278492

seriously responding to b8

>kek

Please keep going faggot

>>742278587
>implying my reply was serious
>implying I didn't know the reply was bait

>le kek!!!!!

White mother fucking supremacy.

>>742278702
>OP: "Why does Stephen Colbert make jokes about Donald Trump all the time?"

>You: "WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!"

????

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>>742278702
lol queer

>>742278691

302 words to b8 a single sentence

WOW YOU GOT ME!

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>>742275672
>such an alpha male
You talking about your Cuck-in-Chief? The guy with the three-inch dick? Who has to import his wetback wives from Eastern Europe?
If that's your leader, what sort of loser cretins are you lot? MAGA, doofus!

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>>742273815
We aren't laughing with him. We're laughing at him

White fucking supremacy, things could have been better for everyone. We could be the liars.

>>742278492
Wow. Can we say triggered?

You need a psych eval buddy

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>>742278839
we wuz kings n shit

>>742278860
Yes, my post was seething with rage. I'm very upset, can't you tell?

You have won. I have no way to return from this.

We are fucked for life, you guys, WTF.

>>742278801
>the longer the post, the more he fell for it!

fuck dude im gonzo, you have shown me

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>>742279036
this is fine

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Colbert fucking hates him and well, he is kind of....well, a political satirist by trade.

Trump is what stupid people think a smart person is.

On the flip side Obama was extremley triggering to the masses of unwashed and uneducated morons that clog up all the shit holes that are not predominately liberal coastal cities and thus doing absolutely fine.

He was everything they were not. Smart, cool af and classy. He made them feel inferior because they are.

Then Trump comes along like the big simple-minded narcissistic jizzrag that he is and they finally saw themselves in the mirror.

Hurr he's got money! He must be so clever!

Hurr he's not politically correct!

Hurr he is going to get Mexico to pay for a big wall!

Hurr he said healthcare is going to be "so so great"

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


So much of his support comes from super salty failures in life that are convinced that their poor lot in life is because of Jews/Mexicans/Muslims/Blacks/insertgrouphere when the truth of the matter is that they are extremley badly educated and have zero inspiration of intelligence to do anything beyond menial labor / pumping gas / or monkey see/monkey do data entry.


The saddest of the bunch though are the ones that still support him today because of some extremley misguided idea that it makes "libruls cry" so they are winning or something.

When you see this argument come up as Trump does the 1048372 moronic thing of his Presidency you immediately know that you are talking to an under-aged faggot or someone with a sub <80 IQ.

Nobody is buying it but they do love flogging that dead horse. Just watch.

>>742279075
Why is it that everyone I come across on the left gets their rocks off to drawn pictures of animals with human characteristics?

>>742279059

the whole point is to get idiots to respond seriously to b8.

>missionaccomplished_georgebush.jpg

>>742274592
Agreed. I don't read the media; I read the sources the media ignores.

>>742279154

Probably because youre on a Japanese cartoon image board.

Are you lost?

>>742279171

So you're saying the longer the post, the more serious it is? Surely you aren't that retarded?

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>>742279154
it pokes your christian values in the eye

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>>742274705

>>742279224
Nowhere did I say "every leftist I come across on /b/". Please reread, thanks.

>>742279239

>still responding

kek

>>742279095
"And it was like reeeeeeee"
"Den it was like pew pew pew pew"
"Den it was like crash krrrrrrrr!!!!!"


Literally what you sounded like in that post. Pretty sure your Is well under 100.

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>>742273815
alt-left conspiracy, He is a nasty guy.

>>742279315

yet you said that while directly quoting a post on /b/.

what a coincidence!

>>742279321
>calls someone out for continuing to reply, while continuing to reply
>le kekerino

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>>742279095

>>742275129
How is your GDP? How about your influence on the world? Work much? Invested? Personal Growth? Improvements?

Yea, I give two fucks about your shit country. Tell you what... If YOUR country was watched by the entire world and scrutinized for every action, how would your country hold up?

Yea, sucks being the leader and all eyes are on you. Its lonely and the betas try to knock you down...

>>742273815
he does but after few nights you just get bored of it.

>>742273815
you cant inb4 in the op faggot

>>742279331

How's the wall going?

>>742279377

sure kid

>>742279362
>every time you quote something on /b/, the content of your reply is solely directed AT /b/, ALL of the time

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>>742279506
>sure kid

I like this meme

>>742279258
>You don't like furries, so you're a Christian.

>>742273815
George Soros pays him to

>>742273815
You can't rape the willing.

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>>742279608
This is true.

>>742278437
Oh, he's definitely getting in DEEP under Trump's skin. The penetration is real, bro, nobody smashes like Colbert.

>>742278801
>what a loser, look how many words he wrote!

Did you seriously COUNT the number of words??? Jesus fucking Christ, anon

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Bizzaro SJW's are getting saltier by the minute during this latest absolute clusterfuck moment of the most pathetic Presidency in history.

Nobody likes being proved categorically wrong but it's impossible to ignore how retarded every single last Trump supporter is for the rest of their lives.

Must be hard.

>>742279858

sure kid

>>742277911
But she has a 90+% WIN POLL!

They are not dumb... they are beyond dumb. They have hit straight delusional since the election week.

Please look up delusional - its a perfect description of the DNC and the current left.

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>>742279948
kek

>>742279634
Koch brothers spend twice as much as Soros and Rupert Murdoch runs the largest media empire on the planet.

All this whining about insignificant Soros is clear shilling for the real money in politics.

>>742274915
well, drumpf does appeal to the lesser educated, he said it himself and you prove it. gratz

Whatever your opinion is on Colbert it is absolute FACT that democrats are on average smarter than republicans. This is not debatable..

>>742273815
It's simple really:
Ratings.
Have you been to twitter recently? do you ever watch as new replies appear to every single of Trump's tweets? imagine if Nixon had a twitter account, it would be the very same thing.

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>>742280085
>Drumpf
How to lose an argument before it begins

>>742280019
>>742279634

Yep. Soros is a dyed in the wool liberal activist billionaire that funds liberal agendas.

This isn't a secret and nor is it illegal. The alt-right would have you think he's the devil incarnate when the right wing billionaire donors and special interests outnumber the ones on the left many times over.

https://news.vice.com/story/heres-who-bankrolls-the-fight-against-marijuana-legalization


Alex Jones is not a valid news source.

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>>742280295
>reee he mocked der president reeee

It's because like his mentally damaged child, he likes to cry and bitch for no reason.

>>742280296
Neither is vice

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>>742280367

Everything in that article is sourced. Vice does proper investigative journalism. Infowars has overpriced supplements and a bunch of faggots that try to relay Alex's fever dreams in to a camera once he has stopped ranting and raving about inter-dimensional pedophile vampires controlled by Hillary Clinton.

But sure, keep up the false equivalencies, kid.

Foreign appeasement will have little to no priority. Stay salty Eu.

>>742280598
Vice is based AF, homeskillet.

>>742279095

Learn to spell "extremely"

>>742279154
>Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
based on my understanding, being fucked in the head gives you a higher likelyhood to be on a side that is more likely to praise you for your problems (because it feels nice to be praiseed for a characteristic you did not choose). This is the choice most emotionally minded (normal) people make.

Another thing is that the left due to the prior praise is more open about what they are (due to IdPol), and therefore you are more likely to see them be open about unnatural attractions than you would a righty. Don't be surprised if you run into a covert furry who leans right, as they hold principles similar to my own.

I, however, being ISTP Christian Traditionalist did not feel that i should be praised for something that in all intents and purposes is unhealthy, so i don't reveal it unless directly asked. I want to be praised for who i am (my merit, my beleifs, my actions and principles), not what i am (a furfag).

Hope this answers your question.

>>742279652
I'm furry and a christian.
What now?

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>>742280970
Yiff in hell.

>>742280174

>This is not debatable

Ok there chief.

>>742279095

Sincerely,
A massive faggot

>>742278120
Is this a beleif you genuinely hold or are you just memeing?
If the former, it is people like you that made the layman vote trump.
If the latter, you did a convincing job.

>>742280880
Why be a `good` person when you have a team?

>>742278121
>wasn't a peep out of them
what about trump's salt mining co. ?

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>>742281198
>implying the kkk did not openly say they support trump

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>>742275588
Suddenly now liberals have this complaint. The black and hispanic net loss in taxdollars for decades had no effect on shaping the opinion on it until that guy posted he reads political things for 12 hours a day.

>>742278827
I agree with that white ice-creams descision.
Those disgusting ice-creams raped him, he has every right to nuke their ass.

>>742280998
I repent for my faggotry.
Can't say the same about you anon.

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>>742281484
fucking moar

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>>742281546

Fuck Trump. I'm out.

>>742281268
Please watch as this black man explains to you what you should have known:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pESEJNy_gYQ

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>>742281783
no never