You get a clock that allows you to stop time at any moment without

>>742263728
Fuck everyone on the planet over many years

>>742263728
Steal money so I never have to work again.
Oh, and this >>742263796

>>742263728
Spend however much time it takes to figure out how to make it take me back.

WATCH EVERY ADAM SANDLER MOVIE

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Kill criminals in order to make the world crime free

Kidnapp celebrities like Tara Strong and rape them

>>742264047
if you tried that I'd fucking kill you faggot

pull out everyones pockets in time square
(only if they have nothing in them, I'm a hooligan not a monster)

>>742264112
Oddly specific rape is best rape

>>742264112
>not just pausing time and raping them in public then restarting time when your done so you can watch them feel everything at once
pleb

>>742264216
"DO THE FUCKING TWILIGHT SPARKLE VOICE"

>>742263796
Oh and take nude pics of celebs and post them here

>>742263965
It doesn't take you back or forward, and it can't slow time. It only stops time.
>>742264034
And how are you gonna do it when the world is frozen around you?

>find some asshole
>uses button
>*teleports behind you*
"heh. nothin personal, kid."
>fakepunch him a bunch of times
"omae wa mou shindeiru"
>NANI
>press button and punch him a shitload of times as hard as I can, I'm talking like 1,500 punches as hard as I physically can
>press button again and watch him implode

>>742264326
The fuck?

whatever I want, obviously

>>742264364
FUCK
THREAD BACK

>>742263728

Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land, made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

KISS ADAM SANDLER
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>>742263728

Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land and made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

>>742263728 (OP)

Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land and made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

>>742264491
fuck off no one likes your shitty country

>>742263728

Anonymously Kill all Turkish occupation soldiers from Cyprus and thwart any attempt of retaliation from Turkey.All 40,000 soldiers killed in what would seem an instant.


Make them my bitch forever by threatening severe consequences in mainland Turkey if they retaliate.
It would be beautiful.


Get back my land in occupied lands and become a millionaire as it is in one of the most beautiful areas in occupied Cyprus that already has villas illegally built there.

Live happily ever after, knowing that I freed my land and made a genocidal, no human rights country my bitch.

>>742264423
Wouldn't you like raping justin bieber in public during one of his concerts?

>>742264555

Where are you from?

>>742264566
That'd be fucking hilarious except I'm not a faggot. Probably do that to all the females though.

>>742264615
Israel

>>742263728
All the rape. Just so so much rape.

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>>742263728
I've wanted one of these for as long as I can remember. In my mind, it was always a hairdryer that accepted ice as fuel and would time freeze the world around me. It is my sole remaining fantasy, but ever more than living my fantasies in the time freeze, I'd also enjoy being the Count of Monte Cristo when I came out of it.

>>742264047
shinigami

>>742264645

You know that Palestinians are going to win in the end right? It's already been happening and the world is slowly going in favor of Palestine. Get your anus ready kike.

>>742264625
Yup
I'd go to Russia just to try finding that turk fucker of Hioshiru and her kazakhi turk boyfriend so i can rape them both and cut off the Turk's dick

>>742264786
Fuck palestine man we will kill all of them

>>742264047
Being this dumb

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>>742263728
Become unhinged both in the sexual and violent sense

I would do so many illegal and rapey things
I wouldn't get caught ever
I'd probably rape the heir of the Netherlands, Catharina-Amalia, Princess of Orange

I'd take a trip to my old city to visit some friends (i'd stop time, and take my time to get there). I'd also probably steal a Nintendo Switch or something idk nothing that interesting.

>>742265073

>>742265073
You still can get caught if you won't have your watch on

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'D STEAL SO MUCH MONEY
PLS GIMME THIS CLOCK I NEED IT
I WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY

>>742264047
>gets caught by spooky detective and his spooky kids then dies on some stairs
Nice job faggot

Go steal some cash, drugs, and the answers to next month's lsat

>>742265161
Good luck finding a raper to the other side of the world
I would kill all cops that would find me tbh if i could stop time

>>742265164
kek
me 2

>>742263728
Nothing.
If you stop the time, the photons stop so it would be the absolute darkness...
And that's quite boring.

I would freeze time, teabag everyone around me, trace the outline of my balls on their faces, sit back and watch as hilarity in sues.

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I could kill all the fucking jews in the fucking world and slaughter Antifa faggots
I could kill Dumb celebrities
I could slaughter Merkel, Macron, Hillary and Trudeau, Renzi and Gentiloni too

Cum on someone, pause time to recover, then unpause for a sec to cum again. Repeat as many times as I want to.

I would steal money to buy games and level up on steam
I would steal from St4ck

>>742263728
TRICKS and FUN! Any other reply to this is BORING, dull. Like, on a goof, I'd stop time as I flashed someone and started stroking it. I'd then stop time, only starting it as I jizzed. They would see me jizz forever. In truth, I would stop time to jack it and only start time as I jizzed. So, my neverending jizz stream would be a time thing that they would - relatively slow - react to. FUNNY AS HELL;

>>742263728
>press the button
>be frozen in time so I can never unpress it
>wait for all eternity

>>742265298
Like I said, no consequences. So there won't be any problems like the light doesn't travel, the air doesn't move so it can't be inhaled, the friction between you and the air causes an atomic explosoin. Nothing llike this.

>>742263728
Use my other watch to reverse time. Wait for Hillary to start speaking during a debate with Trump. Freeze time, punch her in the side of thead as hard as i can. Get to a safe distance and unfreeze. Watch all the youtube videos analysing her weird reactions on stage.

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If i could change one thing in live i'd be
I'd go
To rape all of My Little Pony Dubbers
But now
But now it doesn't exist
But in another life
I will rape them all
Put them to sleep and slap my Schwanzstucker in their asses
I know it sounds illegal
I waaaant
Fuck everybody in the world
Kill all the turks
I would be very great

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Not press it because if i stopped time how would I hit the button to start it again nigger?

>>742263728
So much rape. Also theft and general pranks.

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>>742265675
>side of thead
>thead

>>742263728
Probably use it to become top tier in a video game that has a great twitch scene and use the clock to always be 'one step ahead' and become twitch famous and live off donations and shit

>>742265841
You stay unfrozen. There are no consequences for using it

Do games stay frozen too or my character can move?
Also i would rape one of my steam crushes that removed me months ago
She would probably be in her home or in school, after hours of walking around the province of athens i would find her or just wait for her if i find her house
But i could rape anyone really kek
Feels sad man that i don't have the watch

>>742265966
Oh. Rape steal and murder then

>>742266056
Your phone will still work. Anything bigger that's electronic will not work.

>>742263728
>wait for brinks truck to arrive
>stop time, steal money
>resume
fuck government and fuck government money

>>742266309
FUCK
Well i can still break into homes to steal money
Then unfreeze time, take a plane to new york in the province of athens and find that bitch

Correction from OP. No consequences means there will be no ill effect for you when you use it, you won't age, etc. But if you get caught doing something illegal, the police will be looking for you

KISS PAUL BLART (mall cop)'S MOUSTACH AND CALL HIM DADDY

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pretty much the same as everyone here.
- rape the 9/10 women and cum into their buttholes. might leave some DNA but hey they can't find me with that. i'd also take nudes of them and post them online. maybe some pics of my dick in their mouths or up their ass.
- steal money, either from banks or any store really. steal items like gold and all that jazz.
- murder people I dislike, but none that i personally know too closely, otherwise i'm accountable. i guess i'd just murder randomly too if i felt like it. sometimes i need to get out my aggression or if i feel like i want to spill someone's guts. i think i'd have to be annoyed at the first. rude fuckers, or arrogant assholes, all the annoying people that cross me will die.

>>742264366
If his head is frozen, wouldn't it break your hand? His head would have no give. It would be like punching steel beam.

>>742267748
why not 10/10 girls ? are you that ugly that you feel like you don't deserve such beautiful girls even when you can stop time

>>742267908
yeah i meant any above 9. but i also am a man who firmly believes there are NO 10/10 girls, only up 9.9/10. but to each their own rating system.

Someone post the capture where a guy would do porn, stopping time and starting it again until he had a cumshot that would also show him growing the beard.

>>742268201
>post the capture ?
>capture ?
>what
>do
>you
>mean
>by
>pass
>the
>capture
>bro

>>742268201
In this scenario you do not age when stopping time. But yeah, that post was legendary

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>>742268201

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>>742268396
>>742268289
Found it...

>>742268518
too slow bro...
>>742268442

>>742263728
Find out everything the higher ups are hiding from the public before deciding whether or not life is worth living

ensure i always have enough sleep, all the time. never be fucking tired again.

>>742263728
sleep

>>742270015
>>742270247
with so much power... you just use it on sleep? i mean, yeah sleep is nice, but that's it?

>>742263728
Sex things. Also anyone got that timestop hentai webm

I wouldn't use it as it would cause everything around you to have a temperature of absolute zero. You would die instantly.

>>742270804
Read the thread mongoloid.

>>742270804
So smart, too smart to even read.

You wouldn't be able to breath or see if you stopped time.

>inb4 I'm great at parties, fuck you.

>>742270804
wow look at clever boy here on his mighty high horse

make jojokes

>>742271414
another smarty pants who doesn't read the threads

>>742263728
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14sPWETDAz6

I would use my new timestop powers to rule the world in secret through murder, money, and psychologically torturing world leaders/ceos. (Appear/reappear in front of them, only when alone, make them think they are either going insane or I'm the Devil/God by using my powers to cause massive deliberate destruction, and force them to follow my will or die)

get a few extra hours sleep every night.

Spend a year cumming in a single girl's ass, unfreeze time and watch her shit out her body weight in cum. Probably going to be on the street.

>>742263728
Stop time and bring the universe into a stasis. Sadly I'd be frozen as well so essentially I would have destroyed the universe

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>>742263728
Drop road rollers on ISIS

>>742264364
>And how are you gonna do it when the world is frozen around you?
by that logic, the user wouldn't be able to open any doors or windows, or operate anything. Wouldn't be able to have sex, steal,or benefit in any way.
You'd be able to see things, and jack off, but only in areas that are already open to you

>>742263728
Take pictures of me fucking celebrities and make a monopoly out of it

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>>742263728
Rob every bank in existence and give out the money to rando's in the street

Realistically speaking. Isn't it a problem to suddenly have a lot of cash. As in the IRS gets suspicuous and stuff. I have been watching Ozarks in Netflix.

Give me one and lets find out

>>742273731

IRS can't track cash. They track what you purchase with it. So long as you don't go around buying mansions and sports cars you could probably live forever without them caring. Just say a rich relative gave it to you

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>>742263728
Finally get some fucking sleep.

>>742266309
>Your phone will still work.
Nigger who am I going to call if I freeze time?

>>742266309
No vehicles? Electricity?

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I would try to surgically implant the time-stopping clock into my own hand, so that I would never lose it, and once I did, I'd basically do what anyone else would: kill people, fuck people, rob banks and stores. And assuming I don't age while time is stopped, I'd basically try spending all my time learning every single thing about the world, and once time has started to move again, I would have became the strongest, intelligent being alive on earth. Also, super cumshots.

>>742271922
Now this one is something interesting. Reminds me of the Outsider from Dishonored.

Steal money, sex, eat food, become super intellegant, find out government secret such as area 51, become God

>>742263728
Am I able to move when time is stopped?

>>742263728
Take a look in the federal reserve although an empty isn't that interesting