Vocaroo Thread! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vxJk94908T >OP wil

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Bump 1/3

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plen?

Sah Revy, could you say this?

"You know in this game, you gotta eat the whole ass bro ain't no playing around you just gotta get in there and eat the whole ass you know what im saying"

>>742260679
Reroll/bump

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>>742260757
Reroll #2

>>742260639
Plern! Also i listened to that joint album you recommended me! I fell asleep to it actually. I think its gonna become a staple in my morning bike ride.
>>742260679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11TQXnKO1k4
Sorry for the wait. Went to go feed my lizard

>>742260967
Shitttt, off by one

>>742260978
Thanks :)

anime is for retarded niggers or while people who should have been niggers

>>742261005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbs6VevIwr
>>742260988
You're welcome. And hey.. There's your dubs

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>>742261079
Ayy, anyways friend asked for one:

"metacrisis is a gay cunt who wanted a japanese man to fuck his toe that dirty weeb loves lolis and once chased down a 5 year old but my uncle got to him first discords made for gaming"

>>742261143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NBzdzPd81Y
I added punctuation. Kek

Pretend you are wearing vibrating panties, carrying on a conversation with your boss trying desperately not to five yourself away. At the end, boom, orgasm.

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Thanks, he isnt the best with that kek

Hey Revy, you said you'd do me a lewd request if I could write something last thread. I tried.

"Still having trouble sleeping? Aw, that won't do, let Mommy lie in bed with you, that might help..." Giggles. "Thst's better, all snug together... are you poking me with your foot? No? Then what's... oh my. I didn't expect it to be so big, you definitely don't take after your father, mmm... You know I read online that guys get to sleep easier after they cum. Why not let mommy help you? I'll just take my panties off while you get on top of mommy... " moans. "Mm... you're so big inside my, so much better than your dad... fuck mommy hard like a whore now." moans. "I want it rough, fuck me harder, force that cock inside me... don't worry about cumming in me, just do it. Mommy needs you raw..."

>>742261413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eUXkzPyH4j
I think i did this one yesterday but i made this one longer

Could you do a vapid giggle like a bimbo?

Thanks! I must have missed it! That was duckin awesome

>>742260121
tell us what the sickest thing you ever masturbated to or found arousing was.

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>>742261565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ROi6RySHG
>>742261625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AxrJbGvU2W
>>742261701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0zdxowW4p

Uhh guys im being summoned unexpectedly. Sage the thread if you respond and if it 404s before i get back ill remake
Sorry to have to run off suddenly

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hi im here again too

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>>742261878
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0zdxowW4p
wow that's really sick. ya didn't disappoint.

>>742261938
you do voices too?

>>742261938
Russian Chan?

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>>742262056
yeah, i guess. but im a boy.

>>742262077
Yeah I thought you looked like a trap haha

Still, what do you do?

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>>742262067
https://clyp.it/3n0u0pqv

>>742262131
https://clyp.it/32m1c4c2

>>742262278
what are you then?

>>742262278
I have a job for you

>>742261079
that sucked lol

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>>742262421
https://clyp.it/q32a5j3i

>>742262443
https://clyp.it/n3xw3dki

>>742262532
Dont forget to sage my guy!

(sage in options field)

>>742262532
https://youtu.be/kCMDBqHa78Y
31 seconds

>>742262532
show dicc

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>>742260121
lurking

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>>742262610
https://clyp.it/zqicpzuo

>>742262613
i speak ukrainian

>>742262672
https://clyp.it/ikc5wgku

>>742262835
why not

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>>742262835
But, she's ukrainian...

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>>742262895
https://clyp.it/zuw3tpow

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>>742262946
yes but you wanted russian you said
you are confuse me

>>742262950
So you are a boy but look like a girl and sound like a girl???

>>742262950
aren't you?

>>742263049
I do believe that is the definition of a trap

>>742262994
What is she speaking? Russian or Ukrainian?

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>>742263049
https://clyp.it/xgy14icv

>>742263053
https://clyp.it/0w1jvgpe

>>742263088
https://clyp.it/3z1crj0b

srry was making food

>>742263415
are you into girls or guys?

>>742262514
You dont like meat wad? Bad taste

>>742263415
can you make sucking noises for 10 seconds?

>>742263415
So you are a trap?

>>742263415
Say "I have a femenine penis" in ukrainian and in English

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>>742263516
https://clyp.it/ncklyee2

>>742263593
uhh i can try, want to hear my slurp my tea?

>>742263608
https://clyp.it/mjde4kwn

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>>742263415
Make your own thread please.

>>742263415
Can you post a picture of you in a dress?

>>742263673
>>742263686
this please, I'll join it

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>>742262038
Haha.. Nobody can ever say I don't belong here

Op is back.
Thank you, other voice anon!

>>742263673
No... Suck on your thumb and make it sound sexy

>>742263795
see >>742263593

>>742263673
Because you look like Maria Sharapovas cousin

>>742263593
That I can! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iZqHxpnzu3
Sounds kinda like im stepping in leaves

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>>742263795
Hi OP!

Last thread I asked for an alarm which you delivered on so thanks again for that, this time I just ask for a ringtone. Idc what it says, just include the name Jake or Jacob and nothing too vulgar cause will be in public.

Thanks!

>>742263918
that sounds like you're chewing on doritoz though

>>742263795
Can you do a sexy fembot?

>>742263795
"Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D."

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>>742263659
https://clyp.it/nwkrfjci

>>742263686
https://clyp.it/udh0w0cv

>>742263727
https://clyp.it/ygmmiu1c

>>742263795
https://clyp.it/cn11yjkv

>>742263811
https://clyp.it/s2drbhee
i tried idk, how to make sucking noises

>>742263836
https://clyp.it/xjwdsvrv

>>742263708
i have some pictures of me crossdressing cosplay but i don't wear dresses often

>>742264083
OP said sage it so I said make a new thread do whatever now my guy.

>>742260121
Can you do this one?

Requesting "There is no place for you in the current year. We are going to settle this here and now. Come at me, shitlord."

>>742264117
i dont see it, and op is back now i think

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>>742264175
Fuck forgot.pic

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>>742263946
>nothing too vulgar
I'm at a loss. Hope this is okay, kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALnzhJQ7Po
>>742263994
My fingers sound like doritos apparently.
>>742264003
Probably. What would you like me to say?
>>742264008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h2QryjQeB6
[Audible double pistols and wink]

>>742261878
>>742264188
Yes she is, thats why I said do whatever now

>>742264083
Half Korean? How come your eyes are normal?

>>742264230
Thanks my dude

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>>742264083
>that giggle at the end of the suck
>my face when

>>742264083
Do you prefer pussy or dick?

>>742264230
i want to suck on your fingers now...

Hey, could you say
"Welcum back Banana general"?

>>742260978
Glad you liked it! Pride & Joy and Match Box Blues are ones that we play all the time, can't get enough.

>>742260121
Revy, does you partner know about your threads? Does he lurk 4chen too?

>>742264230
I'm not sure what, just some sexual things but like a robot if that is possible

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>>742264083
Revy and a hot Russian trap doing voice requests. Great way to start my morning

>>742264209
Revy do this one please

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>>742264236
oh ok

>>742264253
there not [ pic related ]

>>742264276
https://clyp.it/3znzxyhm

>>742264286
https://clyp.it/ykstqgve

>>742264489
https://clyp.it/f2vdwjci

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>>742264489
I love Russians!

>>742264117
Thanks my man. Either way 'russian-chan' saved the thread
>>742264083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvMxTnaSBY
>>742264209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCyoF4FU5b
/sweats
I definitely wasnt a sword otaku in middle school.. n-nope not me
>>742264178
My phone is being weird. Let me make sure these uploaded correctly

Requesting this pls:

Cutesy teasing voice pls

"That's it. Sniff my asshole, loser. Savor me. Taste my scent. Now get the trash can. Uh Uh. No. Baby boy doesn't get to cum into a pussy. Baby boy cums in the trash, to ensure that his slow swimming, two-headed retard sperms don't make any unwanted babies. Mommies only love cute, healthy babies, yours would either get aborted or be thrown into an orphanage. Uh huh. They would be one big waste. So waste them now instead. That's it, shoot those little unwanted, unloved loser babies into the trash where they belong. Mommy doesn't love them. Good boy."

Revy, do a lewd of something you find hot and would actually fap to

>>742264612
Alright it did fuck up. Let me redo this post

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>>742264549
Those eyes... Post more pictures please

>>742264209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08DmXfDwYun
>>742264178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VFEsMArb9Z
There now its working

>>742264722
Thanks

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>>742264658
https://clyp.it/xmqypzn4

>>742264549
So you don't talk to lesbians?

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>>742261938
>>Airsoft gun

being this new...

>>742264905
Post pics and blur the face out or just post body

>>742264265
Any time!
>>742264295
They taste like.. leaves, because i was picking up leaves
>>742264392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gcGieXJY6n
>>742264466
Screenshotted, added to the list. Any recordings of your band playing?
>>742264472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ajmLEPY8vQ
>>742264480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kErCrSUqGe
>>742264489
This is a good thread so far

>>742264549
How old are you faggot

>>742264722
Say "I am not a communist but I love Russian traps"

Joe likes kissing boys and playing with big toys.

>>742264905
Any more pics like these??

>>742265108
Why were you picking up leaves? Are you black?

>>742264618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kGM8l1xcpx

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>>742265108
Nah, we don't record any of it. We feel like trying to sound good for a recording gets in the way of having fun and just enjoying the music. Buddy has a nice studio setup in his basement so we just play down there a ton. We do it because it's fun, not for recognition.

You said you liked Mastodon, right?
I take a lot of my style from Brann Dailor, to give you an idea of what I sound like.

>>742264646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nLpKXqkAaH
>still bad at improv

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>>742261878
>>742263795
So where did your fiance finish off on you this time? Was it a decent load

Cum for me. Cum for my fat worthless body, I want all your seed over me, breed me, rape me, use me. Cum for me. Spread your load all over my body. I want your seed. Cum for me. Unload all of your seed onto my worthless body.

>>742260121
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>742265126
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wUsxdbilCt

Just say "luuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbeeeeeeeeee"
As slow as you can untill your out of breath idk why but its funny.

>>742265148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KOfjh41yJk

>>742265424
Is this bait orrrr what?
Its a copypasta but it doesnt fit, explain.

>>742265322
I don't know, that was pretty good!

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>>742265364

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>>742264921
https://clyp.it/i35q35o4

>>742264960
https://clyp.it/okslxaiv

>>742265084
https://clyp.it/bj43v50v

>>742265122
https://clyp.it/fnywdigh

>>742265184
i'll check

(Me on the far right.)

>>742265494
Its a request

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>>742265314

Please go on a spiel about "bitch lasagna", I don't care what goes in it as long as you use the term bitch lasagna

>all these fucktards drooling over a faggot dressed as a girl when there is a legitimate girl in this thread willing to say lewd things

You people have some fucked up priorities

>>742265602
o kek

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>>742265611

>>742265613
kek, this OP

>>742265205
No because my laundry room was filled with them and it was attracting roaches
>>742265314
Ooh. If you guys ever do get a recording let me know. I understand recording taking the fun out of things. Had a similar problem with a D&D game my old friend tried to turn into a podcast.
>>742265364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yZXzi14UMt

>>742265538
Will you talk lewd like Revy?

Say "oh I droped my cheetohs diddly darn damn dingle-berries dinkel-burg doofus dingus dangit!

>>742265538
Why you sound like a fucking robot

>>742265676
Nah, I'm hentai quotes anon but I can't figure out how to give myself a name like the narcissistic asshole I am. (Using Mimi if anyone wants to help.)

I would love you to just beg for cum, make it as dirty as you want.

>>742265691
But where did you finish though

>>742265409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMCkORBjLm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wzhpaWnh27

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>>742265538
I'm American I really want to marry you. Should I betray my country because of a cute trap?

>>742265844
>>742265822
>>742265766
DUBS
Priority.

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>>742265663

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>>742265691
>your laundry room

Lol you really are female

>>742265890
>>742265861
Does this count as me begging for cum?
>>742265616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B4RXH9vgJe

>>742265953
xDddddDDDDD

>>742265967
That works. But another wouldn't hurt.

>>742265616
Yee pretty sad tbh

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>>742265616
https://clyp.it/tr234tyj

>>742265765
https://clyp.it/j4lw3u2p

>>742265774
https://clyp.it/y0kut2cq

>>742265881
https://clyp.it/e5h5j34r

>>742265920
cute planes btw!

>>742265233
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kGM8l1xcpx
hooot! thx

>>742265844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HBjOqdxE5K
>>742265766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CCE9GlUb6S

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>>742265691
>D&D game into a podcast
Literally what. D&D sessions take like 5 hours, that would be boring as fuck to listen to.

Also sure, maybe sometime soon we'll record some of it. We're just somewhat hesitant because a recording of my buddy with another band got stolen and posted all over youtube by another guy, and people started approaching the guy who stole the recording about gigs and shit. It just complicates things, ya know?

>>742265920
F/A-18Cs dressed out in Aggressor livery are sexy as fuck.

>>742266023
Show your boihole

>>742265691
I suspected that was happened and you opted not to record this act, what a waste

>>742265844
Hmm

>>742266097
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CCE9GlUb6S
Thanks OP!

>>742266142
no, i want to stay semi-pure.
(At least for now)

>>742260121
Do you work? Where u living?(state)

>>742266174
What a fag

>>742266023
Would you date a latino? Let me put some salsa in your babushka

Say

"hairy apples keep the sun going sideways on the other side!"

>>742266097
I meant like what position or from oral or whatever but fair enough

>>742265424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fw3BxStwKk

>>742266023
Any more pics? At least of your eyes?

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>>742266217
im only half a fag, thank you.

>>742266220
Maybe, i've never met a latino irl before

>>742265447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YRh4FIq9Hx

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>>742265538
>https://clyp.it/okslxaiv
Whatever dude you fail...

Also, post dick or tits... I dont care witch

>>742266354
Nah m8, you're pretty much 100% fag

Oh? You like looking at my instagram to jerk off? You dirty fucking pervert. Wank for me now. Let's see how much you actually want to fuck me. Jerk your pathetic pervert dick to me. I know you always jack off to my social medias, why else would I post those hot swimsuit pictures? Don't stop fucking jerking for me. I want you to cum just for me. I always see you staring me up and down, honestly, it kinda turns me on. I would love you to unload your cum just for me, you are jerking over my instagram of course. You are the reason I keep posting these slutty pictures. I want your perverted cock.

>>742265613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EX6VcGxRgA

>>742266301
Kek thank Revy

>>742266359
Wtf was that

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>>742266097
>>742265691

>Not letting him blow his load inside of you

>Not squatting over his head and shooting it back on his face

Its time to live in the present

>>742266359
You do not dissapoint, lmao

>>742265822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cqSfBoTTbJ

Post tits op.

Revy describe the best sex you've ever had in detail

>>742266354
You never met a latino? Don't you like tacos?

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>>742266531

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>>742265538

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xIHDI6bFMr

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>>742260121
Is this you Revy?

>>742266601
This pic is like a week old. Post new tits.

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>>742265862
Saved. Underrated
>>742265953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tzvAzCfYgB

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>>742265862
Beautiful

>>742266102
Ah man, yeah I can see that being an issue. The guy that wanted to make the podcast was pushing us to it because we were playing his retarded MLP campaign and nobody was taking it seriously so adventurers died every game and we solved most of our problems with horse cock.

When is the last time you sucked a dick?
When is the last time you got facial'd?
When is the last time you had an orgasm?

>>742266147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D5qywGyW8w

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Yo i've got a quesiton
Whenever i try to find my mic on vocaroo it never shows up on the adobe flash player input page, it works fine on all other programes but doesn't work on vocaroo idk why
any tips?
was working a few weeks ago and yes it's fully updated.

>>742265538
Post another pic

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>>742266741
>retarded MLP campaign and nobody was taking it seriously so adventurers died every game and we solved most of our problems with horse cock.

what the fuck Rev

>>742266637
Say "Get off my board you fucking avatar fags"

>>742266189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aUPyJdbFZ5

Could you do this up to 0:42 seconds in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ei89MsnCd0

>>742266221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TngtoG7pB3

>>742260121
You did a hypno request for me yesterday and it was super hot, could you do another please:

"Hi anon, whats up? Youve been practicing what now? Hypnosis? And you want to try it on me? Well okay *laughs* though dont just think im gonna look at some silly spiral and do what you say..."
*pause*
"Okay so i just need to watch that pocketwatch of yours, right? Easy... *pause* I could watch it swing back and forth, back amd forth... back... and forth for ages... *yawns, sounds more tired* Wow, it is really, really pretty... I can't keep my eyes off it, I just have to watch it sway to and fro before my eyes... *sleepy voice* so tired, *yawns* I can hardly keep my eyes open... its so hard to think... i just want to sleep... sleep deep... *falls asleep*

>>742266288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lAr08Qqav9

>>742266937
Ayyo!
The "whut" made it 10x better thanks!

>>742266860
You like gore right? So why not a paramedic or a nurse?

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>>742260121
I *state name here* do solmely swear to kill all kikes.

>>742266626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zmf8IO9kMZ

>>742260121
>motivational
Ok then, Can you pretend to be my girlfriend, You try to persuade me to stop smoking cigarettes to the point that you will leave me if i smoke one more cigarette.

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>>742266329
agh maybe, idk ill think about it

>>742266394
i have small tits

>>742266399
I'm bi, though how 100%?

>>742266561
no never met one, i do like tacos

>>742266612
https://clyp.it/kbbtbcd3

>>742266806
https://clyp.it/dqphwohu

>>742266800
Bring that faggot into this thread and have him say A word or call ME a fag, tell him to give us something.

Thatll be fun and awkward to listen to you guys doing butt stuff

>>742266404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gb5pCsaGoT

>>742266457
Any time!
>>742266494
/jots down notes

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>>742267217
OP are you a boy or a girl?

>>742267217
Attention you attention whore

>>742266543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nDZb0M9b8W

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>>742267217
Can you say "I'm not a TRAP! B-BAKA! "

>>742267357
OP is a grill, fap with no shame today.

>>742266765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s146JO6IPmVI

>>742267115
So....Where did you post these or how are these people getting them? Are all of these really from Alices threads?

>>742266805
I honestly have no clue. Id just record through a third party program and upload

>>742267387
Just admit you worship the BBC

>>742266815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JlhTyOHQg9

>>742267471
so much effort instead of just using vocaroo
o well
ty
the dirty filthy britbong will be back i just cba fixing this problem

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>>742266816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NbUgxZwKLS

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>>742267115

>>742267514
Holy shit yes, I will watcj 10 million times over.

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>>742267357
im not op, im just the side-act.

>>742267370
https://clyp.it/gbpgd15c

>>742267391
https://clyp.it/hkvxqqfm
idk how to pronounce baka btw

>>742267391
Can you do this one too Revy?

>>742267464
I post them in random threads where people post face, usually to get "da fuck are you you alien ass lookin nigga" responses. "Roast each other" threads and such. Almost none of them are flattering. Surprised people recognize me

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>>742267514
That guy is one of the lesser autistic ones?
I'm almost scared to watch.

>maybe you attract autism, ever think of that?

>>742267696
I am definitely an autism magnet.
After i run errands maybe ill do a thing and do story time.

can you say
"i have no maanah"
pretty please?

Got the alarm and ringtone, now (seeing how your improv is actually pretty good for other anons.) please just say some lewd shit with Jake as the name, thanks :)

>>742267442
What does sucking a dick feel like

What does sex feel like for the other gender (what does taking a dick feel like for a female)

Are you a fan of letting him finishing off in your mouth or facial


Not him but these are important questions

>>742267578
Magneto, are you stalking me?

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>>742267677
You sound like googlee translator
Show your boipusspuss

>>742267115
Wait, Really? I have like dozens of your pics then. I thought you were a boy. I was the one requesting for your armpit pics. (I'm a girl) You remember that? hahahaha.

You said you live in Australia so it's like what 10PM where you live right now?

>>742267777
quads, Noice
To add to this. spit or swallow?

>>742267677
could you moan pls

>>742267176
Hey OP
You gonna do this one or i have to roll dubs?

>>742260121
What is the biggest penis you ever had?

>>742267677
Can you say "I love your cock in my boy pussy!"

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>>742267805
https://clyp.it/2dzpa2jy

>>742267859
https://clyp.it/svgxbt5u
is that even a moan idk

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>>742267741
>mfw this makes me an autist too by exntension

>>742266926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vOc86orCRO

For Revy
You have one fucking job right now. Lick my fucking pussy. If I don't cum soon, and cum HARD, I'm gonna cut your fucking throat. Get to work. (Heavy breathing) Mmmm, that's a good start, but your gonna have to do better than that. Come on, don't you want to live? Fucking get in there! That's the spirit. (Moaning). Faster....(panting). Harder, I'm almost there.....almost...save your worthkess fucking life....make me cum, MAKE ME CUMRIGJT THERE RIGHT THERE......(LOUD DRAWN OUT ORGASM)......sigh.....god boy. You get to live till tomorrow, at least. See you soon!

>>742267777
>Quads

To follow up to those questions:

Do you do butt stuff before or after or during showers?

Do you do anal and suck him off after?

>>742267822
>i'm a girl
post tits

but still, you're a fucking weirdo

>>742266626
You are beautiful

>>742268020
Thanks lmao was great

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>>742267782

>>742267957
Your voice is kinda deep that's why. You are a cute trap with a deep voice. My dick is confused

>>742268101
Second request, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MpdnMSQ7NA

>>742267689
How in the fuck does this guy do it, guess the stalker shit is true

>>742267822
Tits pls

>>742266998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14fVmKJsjt7

>>742267033
Not really my calling. I couldn't handle real emotional trauma that often.

>>742267514
Would listen

>>742267054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b5xHTIYYTb

>>742267957
you lack emotion in your voice like you're nervous or something which is why they say you sound like a robot

>>742267957
Dont be such a fag post another peeeeec

>>742267822
Im not Australian so you might have me mixed up there, but most people do just assume im a boy
I can break anon and not get tits or gtfo'd. Muahaha

>>742267176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IoTCtDA0A6
Sorry was doing requests above

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>>742267955
https://clyp.it/wegpuahq

>>742268146
https://clyp.it/kiobjl4t

>>742268301
https://clyp.it/asndnymd

>>742268302
https://clyp.it/vahr2epe

>>742267357
No grills on the internet

Same as goobers anon and lube anon, can you do what you did with "luuuuuuuubeeeee"
But instead say "GOOOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAASSSS"
Thanks kek.

>>742267391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DDo7gS75Xc

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>>742267957
So you are not a trap. You are a bisexual femenine russian korean guy that crossdresses sometimes?

>>742268181
Not sure. He claims to hate avatarfags yet is going after me just because im baiting him.
Whatever. I posted everything hes saved voluntarily, some times directly to him

What kind of fetishes are you into that your fiancee isn't? Have you guys found a middle ground?

>>742267493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EzDsG4FIWq

>>742268391
Kys then

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>>742268515
https://clyp.it/ubsjdlyj

>>742268588
https://clyp.it/jjdvricd

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>>742268010
>>742268010
We're all on the spectrum here

>>742268582
riced lmao

>>742268652
The Russian language isn't femenine. The accent makes you sound masculine

>>742267745
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KHnnhRzwYb

>>742268308
Pretty sure you said you have a cock. Can i post your bleached underwear here?

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>>742268711
https://clyp.it/ksso3s0z

>>742268652
Why estrogen? Are you transitioning?

OP can we hear you masturbate and cum?

>>742268838
https://clyp.it/bvuinblg

>>742267777
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hYZ3rzPUeZ

>>742268834
You kinda sound like Hila from H3H3 (youtube)

>>742268787
hnnnngggg post them

>>742268955
Dubs demand it!

>>742268787
?? I still think youre thinking of someone else.
You can post the pic but i dont think its me. I sometimes pretend to be a guy if people assume im a guy because its easier

>>742268970
I thought you liked girls? So you'll be lesbian I suppose?

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>>742269022
https://clyp.it/2razsi5y

>>742266453
As usual, thank you Revy!

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>>742268657
Actually these are the only threads on /b/ that I come to anymore.

Although it takes a significant portion of autism to come to 4chan in the first place, doesn't it?

>>742268998
what does a dick taste like tho

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>>742269119
https://clyp.it/3bkwnbpm

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>>742269028
>>742269081
I mean the pics have similar filenames to your pics

>>742269155
True. You run in autistic circles if you found your way here at all.
What boards do you frequent?

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>>742269251
I spend 95% of my time on 4chan on /aceg/.
>pic related
The rest of the time goes into either /k/ or these threads.

>>742269156
Bag of sand

Do a Harley Quinn impression

>>742269239
OH THAT! Haaa
Welp, add it to the pile. I think I remember that thread.
I need to get off this site.

>>742260121
Hey Revy, serious question. How does a dick taste like? Salty?

>>742269239
Post more that you have

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>>742269442
Magneto, you thirsty af