ITT: We guess an anon's age based off of his favourite hard alcohol. Mine's Grand Marnier
What's a fella gotta do around here for some apple juice?
>>742254225
Are you gonna be offended by any answer? What if I say 5? What if I say 50? I have no idea what that stuff is.
Bacardi 151
>>742254225
I'd guess 12 based on your grammar.
>my favorite is Beefeater
I love a Scotch Whiskey on the rocks myself
>>742254225
You're 13 kiddo
>>742254836
I would say you seem to be a little under the age of 31 there las
>>742254794
I'd guess mid 20's, do you also happen to work in the industry?
Maybe not the best rum ever but still tastes pretty damn good especially considering the price.
>>742254918
ahaha you are right, although much closer to the legal drinking age than 31
>>742254225
19 with a job that barely pays for your cellphone bill, much less your tryhard-trendy alcohol habbit
>>742254794
23, you prefer other stuff but 151 is a good bang for the buck plus it feels a little classy edgy
>>742254836
27 with zero social life
>>742254982
17 with absolutely no idea what "good" means, and even less idea of what "for the price" means
>>742254994
Off by 10
Do I celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanzaa?
Do I not like spending money because I'm poor or rich?
Am I efficient or stingy?
>>742254225
I stopped drinking after I tried shrooms... But it was good ol jack
>>742255049
>>742254225
Really, really close on the age. I am fortunate enough to drink almost whatever I want for basically free, but otherwise you'd be correct, probably wouldn't be able to afford the drink
Bell's scotch and Singleton scotch.
>>742255049
Welp.
You're off on the rum but still better than 15 I expected.
>>742254225
19 maybe. Wannabe fancy kiddo
>>742254225
Pic related. Gin & tonic is best highball.
>>742254973
I do work in a paper plant, my lungs are probably dying. I'm 26
I drink fucking shit trash. This is the most drinkable cheap booze I've found.
Guinness
Jack Daniels Tennesse Honey
>>742254225
Bulleit bourbon
>>742255371
Yes please
>>742254225
I stopped drinking after i discovered that weed is by no means a better alternative.
>>742254225
Millstone Rye
>>742255329
24 and a hipster
>>742255383
shame there isnt one in my country , if i were to guess i would say 19 ?
Tastes great neat
>>742255418
21
>>742255383
18 female
>>742255379
22 & broke
>>742255371
wildcard: 22 and hipster af, or 32 and actually Irish
>>742255368
27, that shit is nasty though drink something else. Canadian whisky is too sweet
>>742255487
bingo, though I'm 26 now I found it at 24.
>>742255329
2nded
Go to is gin tonic
>not a hipster
>not 24
>>742255545
>>742255371
Really close on the age, but not exactly a hipster. Just grew up drinking it. Native Irish grandfather who raised me was an alcoholic that only drank the stuff
>>742255603
I know my gin and the sad fucks that drink it
>I'm one of them
This.
>>742255697
Don't get me wrong, I like Guinness. Specifically Guinness Draught, it's just like water though. You should try the Extra Stout. If you can find it, try the Foreign Export Stout. Both are good tbh.
Mmm
>>742254225
Luxusoa
>>742255329
Early 20's, lives on the west coast
Gin: Bombay Sapphire, Tanqueray Ten, Hendricks
Vodka: Moskovskaya, Stolichnaha, Grey Goose if a reasonable price
Bourbon: Buffalo Trace, 4 Roses
Canadian Rye: Alberta Premium Dark Horse, Canadian Club Chairman's Select
Scotch: Lagavulin, Johnny Walker Black or higher
Rum: Mount Gay, Havana Club, Appleton Estate
>>742255848
Mid 20's
>>742255819
21
>>742255514
19
Jamesons caskmates and whiteowl, both on the rocks of course.
>>742254225
Bang for your buck and not too sweet or over spiced. Captain has too much vanilla and is too sweet for me and a lot of it has too much nutmeg.
>>742255885
36 & dying of liver failure.
Jose Cuervo tequila
Goodnight alcoholicanons remember to drink at least a pint of water before bed to stave off the hangover.
>>742255507
>>742255537
>>742255545
About a decade older, and male
Glenfiddich 18
Tullamore Dew or Knob Creek
>all time favorite
Although I like most whiskeys as well
>>742255922
Nope off by 9. Switched from bourbon to gin when I was 22 though.
Macallans 18
>>742256136
Trying to preserve your esophagus for penis eh?
Skooma
>>742255971
Breddy close. 34 and my alcoholism is turned down to a generally dull roar at this point in my life.
>TFW I didn't think of tequila
>>742256199
Spot on. What gave it away?
>>742256058
29
Vodka is the alcoholics choice, a little nip and no one can smell it on you
>>742255922
>19
thats hot i'm actually 32
>>742255922
Good guess on the overholt im 25, 4 roses works too and dalmore for a decent scotch
>>742256378
Close. 27. And an alcoholic.
>>742256378
Wrong nigger, that's strong peppermint shnapps followed by gum or an altoid.
>>742256388
We all wish we were 19
this actually tastes like shit. japanese whisky has a really sharp bite to it
Tip: Between 18-63
>>742256754
happy 18th birthday
>>742256754
Goodfellas/10.
>>742256687
I didn't mind it when I tried it, but that was a while ago admittedly.
>>742256629
>being concerned that someone can smell alcohol on your breath after you shit on their lawn
ur sooo beyond the line muhnigguh
When I could afford it. These days it's whatever rotgut they happen to be selling at the grocery outlet.
>>742257284
19 with an uncle that has a small bar and uses old terms
>>742255830
I'll make sure to try and find it, thanks for the recommendation
>>742257452
or possibly autistic/australian
>>742256629
Chewing cinnamon gum has worked well for me to mask the smell.
>>742255368
Based on my extensive research I 100% agree . Good for every day shot and beer..
Tesseron Extra Legende
>>742257452
>>742257494
Wrong. 25 and too broke to successfully drink myself to death.
>>742257470
Same thing
>>742257897
You hate yourself in a special way don't you?
>>742256567
This.
Why are people posting spirits they never could afford?
>>742258586
I can, and do. But it is expensive, so I only buy it/get bought it for special occasions.
>>742258061
Meh. So career focused life became mundane.
>>742254225
Big fan of this with ginger ale and a lime, or just a glass with a splash of water and ice.
>>742254225
>14
>>742254225
Smoothest liquor I've ever drank
>>742259092
Terry
>>742254836
A 19 year old who heard that drink ordered one time at the bar but doesn't know any good whiskey scotch.
>>742254982
22 years old who drinks it exclusively with a mixer.
>>742255383
Def under 21 or a 21+ who never drinks
Also like to smoke weed
>>742255092
Neither, neither and stingy but you claim to be efficient.
>>742259465
Oh and I was on xanax and went through withdrawals for like a year
>>742254225
metaxa is my favorite..jagermeister a close second
>>742257897
Never heard of it so you're older than I, would assume. So 25 year old single guy who doesn't have a gf but can afford nice liqour.
>>742257929
See above
>>742258823
23 year old ginger Scottish wannabe
>>742254225
Magnum 40 oz
Vodka Chopin. Poland vodka, this guys know their shit, best I've ever drink.
>>742259661
well yeah if its potato vodka then poland should know what its doing since thats where the russkys stole the drink from in the first place
try luksusowa if you like tater vodka
7 crown or any cheap whiskey
>>742258855
under 20 and a hipster
I dont like any of it. I have fucking self brewed plum brandy with more than 80% alcohol in it here. But at the moment, even a beer mixed with lemon juice tastes like shit because of the alcohol.
I have the plum brandy taken with me from another country and another time, from a lost place in the middle of nowwhere. A time which is beginning to fade from my memory.
>>742260092
What? You should stop drinking dude
>>742260158
Why ? Who am I lying to ? This is not what I wanted. I didnt want any of this. What should I do ?
Kirkland signature vodka
>>742254225
Coca Cola.
Cherry, mind you, i'm not an animal.
>>742254836
15-18 year old since you spelled whisky with an "e," specifically Scotch Whisky, you didn't specify brand or type (there are 5 different types of "Scotch" mind you), and lastly...because you ordered it with ice.
A proper response would have been "Laphraoig ____ (quarter cask, 12, 16, etc) neat."
>>742259760
Thank for the advice
Bayleys but its a bit too spicey so i mix it with warm milk and sugar.
>>742256687
You have no taste.
This and Hibiki Harmony are by far my favorite hard liquors.
Also, Brugal 1888 Rum, and pretty much anything of decent age finished in sherry casks.
>>742259027
What is that? Saki? That's because it's not liquor...it's wine....
Pretty good stuff
>>742261160
19
>>742261386
23 (just my guess based on price since the 10 will be the most affordable for any Islay Single Malts)
>>742261457
21 and most likely doesn't know anything about alcohol or distilling.
>>742261492
Spot on with everything except the Sherry casks imo.
>>742261542
Definitely underage.
Fernet con Coca
>>742261593
Trying to be cool, so under 20
>>742261577
>23
30.
Not a huge fan of Islay but for some reason I really love Ardbeg.
>>742261672rHave you tried any American Single Malts? You'll still get a malt whisky but less/no peat and a bit lighter. I'd recommend Balcones and Westland, especially since Westland has both peated and non peated versions of theirs.
>>742259092
Good choice! I keep coming back to this stuff.
Your 35?
>>742261800
Only had a few bourbons. Not impressed by wheated ones, rye was fine.
Diplomatico
>>742261867
>Bourbons
I didn't say bourbon, I said "American Single Malt"... Bourbon requires at least 51% corn on the mashbill, vs a "malt" whisk(e)y being only malted barley.
>>742255379
Under 30.
Not bad bourbon for the price, though
>>742256228
>>742255049
How does 151 feel "classy edgy?" The first thing that comes to mind is a sorority girl to me.
>>742261914
I know what you're talking about, I'm just telling you bourbons are the only American spirits I had.
>>742256228
You're 12.
Wondering why pic related wasn't posted...
DFH 60 Min IPA
I gave up drinking. How old does that make me?
>>742261646
I'm 20, so that was a good guess, but literally everybody drinks it here. Nothing special.
>>742262042
Ah okay, outside ofethe US or just legitimately never had any made here? Westland is a good starting point if you're interested.
>>742262071
You're 24 with reasonable income, though probably care very little about Scotch Whisky. Either that or are a big Hitchens fan.
>>742262072
>Babby's first IPA
22, In the awkward stage of getting past PBR, but not fully delving into craft beer yet. Certainly not saying that's a bad beer though, don't get me wrong.
>>742254225
Trippel sec is a mixer numbnuts.
>>742261577
>21
Nah 24 but drink the cheapest but still good tasting vodka they have at the store
>>742262146
>You're 24 with reasonable income, though probably care very little about Scotch Whisky. Either that or are a big Hitchens fan.
23, do alright, I love whisky, I don't explore them much though, when I say black label is my favorite, I'm talking my favorite commercial most available whisky. And even so, where I live, most bars don't even have it. I do like Hitchens, didn't know he liked Johnnie Walker though.
Closer guess than I thought anyone would get, thanks anon.
This, and 2-3 strong beers after it.
>>742254836
This. And I think I'll just piggyback...
>>742254918
29 year old scotch on the rocks drinker here.
>>742260934
>I'm a professional scotch enthusiast!
Oh come off it already. I know that the Scots spell whiskey one way and the Irish another way, one with the 'e' and one without, but who spells it with the 'e' and who doesn't? Fuck me if I can ever remember without a bottle of Scotch WHISKY right in front of me. Does that mean I'm not a serious enough fan of Scotch? Get fucked.
Oh, and I'm drinking it on the rocks. Yeah, I like that it softens some of the bite. Don't like it? Then drink yours neat. But don't look down your long nose at me.
>>742259498
I have a GF, well more of a submissive qt 3.14 toy, but I'm not commited to her. I could only see a lnog term relationship with someone with real character.
I'm 20, I have enough money to live a certain life style through investments.
>>742254225
i don't like the taste of alcohol
dunno best i can do is a cold beer
Dzarma rum. A rum from Madagascar with a vanilla pod steeping inside
>>742254225
Don't know about favourite cause shit gets expensive, but my standard one is courvoisier.
Ouzo, rarely ever get to drink it but it's really quite good.
>>742260934
Too bad you failed at spelling lagavulin.
Talisker 10y for me.
>>742262429
Yea I'm not saying it's bad at all, just that typically black label drinkers enjoy Scotch, but aren't huge whisky nerds. Black Label is what got me into Scotch, so I've always got a bottle in my cabinet as well. And I believe Hitch even said something about it being the "official drink of the Saddam regime and his personal favorite," lol.
>>742262651
I wasn't making a value claim on how you order your drink, anon, more of an observation that your "order" sounds exactly like what a non-Scotch drinker would say (that and it would confuse the hell out of a bartender who would probably just end up giving you a glass of ice with Dewar's).
>>742262952
I have no problem with Lagavulin, but it's a bit out of my price range realistically as a college student.
the bad man juice is only for special occasions
>>742263009
>official drink of the Saddam regime and his personal favorite
wow, he flipped his support for the Iraq war so many times that I'm not even sure what to make of that statement.
>>742258823
This is rough as a badger's ass and tastes worse. Try Glenfiddich, Arran or Highland Park.
>>742263208
Nice booze when you want to get drunk and do not want to pay much for it.
>>742263009
Perks of being an eurofag, all those sweet whisky at hand for cheap.
Ever had Cragganmore?
>>742263331
I prefer the Jim Beam white label that usually gets sold cheap, i know its bourbon but its the same shite really
>>742256228
28 Khajiit male thief
>>742263009
Well we can both agree that Dewar's is fucking terrible. And I do see what you're saying. "Scotch on the rocks, please!" does come off as something that a Scotch "newfag" might say to the bartender, considering how particular Scotch drinkers tend to be.
Me? When I go out there isn't much to choose from. Johnnie Walker, Macallan, and Glenlivet. Those are the big 3. I usually order the Macallan 12.
Haven't yet broken into the Islay Scotch whiskies, but I'm considering picking up a bottle of one to try. Any recommendations? I'm assuming the aforementioned Laphroaig? That's an Islay whisky, right?
Red horse beer.
Glenfiddich 21
Love me some brandy
>>742263558
Filipino detected
Try Bowmore.
Good ol' Green Fairy
>>742263596
Whatever. Pulling an incomprehensible name off of some whiskey website does not make you sophisticated.
>>742254225
45
Lagavulin 12 and above.
Good stuff.
>>742256687
Yeah thats why they always recommend it in a highball
>>742254225
I don't really like hard alcohol
>Barr Hill gin or Smugglers Notch vodka
It's nice living in Vermont. Lots of decently priced high quality stuff.
>>742254225
Tito's
>>742264139
30s central texas.
I prefer any vodka or whiskey or gin. Neat.
>>742262911
My go-to as well since it's affordable
There you go
>>742254225
>hard alcohol
35% and super sweet, I'd guess you're 14-15.
Pic related is mine
>>742264287
>17
>>742254225
>>742263966
Between 18 and 45 depending on your level of alcoholism.
Last time I drank hard liquor I was 16 or 17. I can only handle beer and wine these days. One shot and I feel like vomiting.
>>742259465
To all anons not from Canada, I'm a canadafag and this is the worst brand of whiskey made in this country (and prob the world) if you see a crown royal label do a 360 and just walk away. Your welcome.
>>742254225
ITT teetotaling virgins pretend they drink expensive alcohol when real adults just need to drink to survive the whirlwind of shit that is life.
Also general lying thread
Soju
>>742264962
My colored fella.
>>742262071
because your pic related is about 1/3 good whiskey and 2/3 terrible.
>>742254225
crown royal and ginger ale
you fucking pleb
Riiese non plus Ultra
>>742264280
Try Gibson, vastly superior Canadian whiskey.
>>742259465
weed? so youre 15, huh?
lol i like how every other faggot here is trying to act sophisticated with your shitty high priced drinks.
i drink whatever i can get my hands on that is cheap and not deadly and that's it, i'm trying to get drunk i don't need your pansy shit
This is me. God save the Queen
Best 16yr old I know
Simply put, I don't pretend to drink for the taste. I just drink the pain away.
>>742266714
26, you work middle management for some dead company and think you are way more attractive than you actually are
Any Italian aperitifs/digestifs, any whisk(e)y to mid-high level, neat. And of course beer.
If I had a choice right now though I'd be sitting on a bottle of Octomore or Bookers.
>>742254755
It's a blend of orange liquor and brandy ya dunce
>>742268364
> amaro
40
>>742268162
30, if you are drinking to get drunk dont bother with platinum, regular rs does the job just fine
Courvoisier Cognac mixed with Ginger ale
At least I'm honest.
Wild turkey 101 bourbon and Coke.
Cheap lagers and Bowmore 12/18.
Hint: oald enough
>>742270465
whered you find that
>>742254225
i guess Bushmills Black Bush
>>742269245
21, been working in bars since I was 17
>>742254225
I only drink mikes hard lemonade
Sapphire Gin is my poison, or a nice flat scotch.
Best.
Snaps, OP Andersson
For special occasions but still my all time favorite. More regularly Glenlivet 12yr
Honestly, it changes rather often, but currently pic related.
>>742254225
>favourite hard alcohol.
mine is whatever vodka in the big plastic bottle is the cheapest.
>>742271340
16 year old
>>742254225
Cabernet Sauvignon, I like to try different kinds usually around $20/bottle
>>742254225
Jaeger
>>742255204
why, what do you do to get free drinks
Depends on my mood, but either a Nikka from the barrel, or a Drumshanbo Gunpowder gin, or a Remy Martin XO (probably not high shelf but fuck it I like the stuff).
jim beam
tip:over 30
>>742255379
My fav as well 24
>>742268769
Dude you more than doubled my age, is that really such an old man scotch?
Jameson.
Red Stag
>>742254225
Holy crap I had Grand Marnier with a friend of mine a week ago, it was amazing, like Autumn and winter in a bottle. I went hard on 3 shot glasses and a couple joints. Great time.
>>742255383
why do people hate jack? fuckin jimmy page drank that all the time and he was king of the fucking world for a while.
>>742255848
fuck yeah, i love this shit.
why does everyone that posts whisky get shit on? whiskey is tasty.
I know there is far better, but I most often drink johnny black label. Bundaburg black and small batch rum are fucking incredible, but no one outside of straya would have heard of it/tried it
>>742276459
black label is so fucking smokey i cant drink it. tastes like im drinking a camp fire.
>>742275931
red flannel? you mean there's shirt in there?
>>742276500
It is smokey, but I enjoy it for that reason. The double black though, holy fuck dude. Tastes like someone ashed a pack of cigarettes into it, way too smokey to enjoy
Mikes hard lemonade through a straw sipped over two hours
Makers mark
>>742276667
im not a fan of scotch, i much prefer bourbons or a nice rye. maybe scotch is to much of a gentleman's drink for me.
>>742254225
Diplomatico Rum
You can taste the beavers arse in this one
>>742266168
>gay wine
wtf
>>742276937
scotch has a varied flavor profile, they're not all smoky. I'm sure there's one out there for you
>>742255697
>not exactly a hipster
>tfw too hip to be hipster
Poetry.
I'm pretty sure no one on /b/ knows this.
>>742259092
My fave Kickin' chikin'
Straight up, w Sam Adams chase
>>742277356
I'm gonna kick at between 24 - 27
>>742258823
>>742277489
are you German?
>>742277556
It's good for when you have a cold
Nothing wrong with a bit of Bombay Sapphire Gin
Gotta be
>>742254225
>>742276116
Because JD tastes like shoe polish. Gibby's is a real man's whisky.
got turned onto scotch by a friend not too long ago, never really liked any hard stuff before that. pic related is my balanced pic between quality and economy.
>>742278943
This is in no way hard alcohol
bbq in liquid form
>>742261577
>>742262312
Tito's gets a lot of hate from the kind of people who like to call themselves "mixologists". Yes, it's only vodka and not an aged whisky. No, it's not actually small batch and their marketing is misleading. Get over both points and it works well for what it is. It's certainly a damn sight better than overpriced Grey Goose and etc.
>>742276116
>>742279232
Bear in mind that Jack Daniels Old #7 is not the same as it was 40 years ago. The ABV has been lowered, and no doubt other shortcuts (cheaper, blander corn, for instance) have been made.
>>742279305
oh fuck I didn't see that, pic related then
Fireball, loved it since I first drank it
absinth or gin
Cheap Vodka
Either captain morgan 100 neat or vodka neat. Not sure which I like more.
>>742280499
35, divorced and about to blow your brains out in a cramped, dirty apartment
>>742279503
I'm not talking shit on Tito's, just the stereotype of those who tend to drink it. And I would literally never call myself a "mixologist," wtf?
>>742280499
Either >>742280623 or a college student.
>>742254225
Angel's Envy bourbon. I rarely drink liquor, but it's good when I do.
Purity Vodka. If you know, then you know you are the man.
I don't drink very often, but I like amaretto a lot
>>742280678
I said the kind who would call themselves that. I don't see any other reason to comment about folks who don't know anything about alcohol or distilling unless you look down on them and trying to seem like more of an expert. But hey, that was just a stereotype too, /b/ro
Mine
I've always been a sucker for gin
So?
>>742281033
20 something know it all who thinks they're better because of what they drink.
Lemmy